Thursday Night Chaos 04-13-06
Mark:Welcome everyone to Baltimore, Maryland… Welcome to EWA Thursday Night Chaos… I am Mark alongside my tag team partner…
Rhino:The R to the H to the I to the N to the O…
Mark:Rhino tonight we are going to see one hell of a EWA World Heavyweight Championship Match… As Triple H defends against Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Can Big Daddy Ace knock Triple H off of his throne? Or will the King of Kings keep the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Those are the questions for that match and they will be decided in a Smashing Caskets Match… Also tonight we will start the FTW Championship Tournament…
Rhino:It will be eight men in a single elimination tournament… You win you move on… You lose and your gone…
Mark:It is really that simple… But now its time to get to the in ring action with our opening contest…
Lone Jobber vs Evis Holliday
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Troy, Al… Weighing in at 258 Pounds… EVIS HOLLIDAY…
(“Bodies” plays as Evis Holliday enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From The Slaughter House… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… LONE JOBBER…
(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Lone Jobber goes up to Evis Holliday and taunts him…Evis Holliday reaches back and goes for a right hand…
Rhino:Lone Jobber saw it coming and he ducked out of the way…
Mark:Evis Holliday gets sent in to the ropes by Lone Jobber… Jobber goes for a dropkick but Evis Holliday holds on to the ropes…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is getting back up on his feet…
Mark:Atomic Drop by Evis Holliday and he follows it up with a spinning clothesline…
Rhino:That was a hard clothesline by Evis Holliday…
Mark:Holliday goes for a quick cover 1………………….2……….. Lone Jobber kicks out…
Rhino:Evis Holliday is coming out strong here in the early going…
Mark:Holliday now whips Lone Jobber in to the corner…Evis Holliday charges and connects with a splash…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Evis Holliday is now up on the middle rope… Lone Jobber staggers around… Evis Holliday goes for a double axe… Lone Jobber steps a side and nails him right in the midsection with a clubbing shot…
Rhino:That right there was Lone Jobber being the veteran wrestler in this match up as he knew what his opponent was going to do…
Mark:Lone Jobber spins Evis Holliday around and drops him with a DDT… Heres the cover 1…………………….2………………….Evis Holliday kicks out…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is waiting for Evis Holliday to get back up on his feet…
Mark:Holliday is up and down he goes as he gets slammed down to the canvas by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now heading to the top rope…
Mark:Evis Holliday gets up and stops Lone Jobber in his tracks on the top rope…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now in a little bit of trouble as Evis Holliday climbs the top rope…
Mark:Holliday goes for a superplex… Countered by Lone Jobber as he headbutts him off…
Rhino:Holliday staggers to his feet…
Mark:Flying Clothesline from the top rope by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Holliday had his head taken off right there…
Mark:Evis Holliday is using the ropes to get back up on his feet…
Rhino:I dont think he knows where he is right now…
Mark:Kick to the midsection by Lone Jobber… Jobber hooks him up… THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:That could be it right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber with the cover and here is the count 1………………………….2…………………3…… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LONE JOBBER…
Rhino:Lone Jobber gets back on the winning track…
Mark:The former World Heavyweight Champion needs to get back on a roll… But now it is time to start the FTW Championship Tournament… As we get ready to Spin The Gimmick Wheel…
FTW Championship Tournament Match
Heidenreich vs Chaotic Cult
Written by NexSubman & Rocknsock5230
Mark:Well it looks like EWA Management has ordered all of the members of the Chaotic Cult down to ringside Rhino… As they begin to surround the ring…We see Chaos and Psycho the first two members out… Havoc is not that far behind them Rhino…
Rhino: Havok with his Teddy full of Tacks, and the well made Sluts of The Cult too! Ana, trendy…Lita and OG with Seven as Daggon looks not pleased.
Mark:Daggon doesnt seem that thrilled to be out here… Who knows why… But he is part of the Cult and he could be the one fighting in this match up… Right now we are set for the introduction of John Heidenreich…
Pa Announcer:This FTW Championship Tournament Match is set for one fall… Already at Ringside… The Chaotic Cult… Now introducing the opponent…From New Orleans… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… One Half of the EWA Tag Team Champions… HEIDENREICH…
(“Dangerous Politics” plays as Heidenreich walks in to the arena…)
Rhino:Chairs Chains and Barbwire Bats in hand The Cults ready! Chaos nailing down a beer breaks the bottle and holds the end of it…. Listen to that crowd for HEIDENREICH!
Mark:The crowd seems to be favoring Heidenreich more so than the Chaotic Cult… I hear some boos… Not quite sure why… But they are out there Rhino…
Rhino: Well truth is Cult is unknown we have seen very little that can be good or bad, Heidenriech Pumped up makes his way to the ring. Look at this the Cult moves outta of the way, Has Vince got complete control over the Cult?
Mark:Well it seems that way… From my knowledge of the Cult… They would have already destroyed Heidenreich… Seems like Vince is in their ear tonight…d
(“No Chance” Hits in the arena as Vince McMahon comes strolling out and walks over to the wheel with Mic in hand.)
Mark:Mr. McMahon has arrived and has come out with his normal strut… Looks like his going to address the EWA Fans…
Vince McMahon:(in a cocky tone) Well looks like I get the first act of a man that plans to bring eWa to new heights, Yeah with a spin of the wheel we will see what Heidenreichs destruction will be. (he spins the wheel)
Mark:There are so many choices… So many possibilities… Which one will the wheel land on as this Wheel continues to go round and round… I must say he really spun that wheel very hard as it its taking a very long time to stop…
Rhino: Kinda un usually long time you know, Mark I got this feeling Vince is a virus sent here. You got that feeling?
Mark:I will agree with you there… Its not a good sign when Vince McMahon is the EWA… He was here years ago and he helped Triple H capture the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Now that he is back and is trying to start the EWW… Its not a good sign for the EWA in my opinion…
Rhino: Its slowing down alot now …what are we going to see? Most Blood? No…..Blind fold YES NOOO Dammm…Anything Goes Cause McMahon Says So ..O MY GOD!
Mark:With Shane McMahon not here tonight… Does that mean Vince McMahon makes the rules for this match up?
Rhino: Looks to me Whos going stop him? Wheres Angle at! Whats the rules ..I mean if anyone can here me Animal its ANYTHING goes Heidenreich despite his pride is going need a hand tonight!
Mark:Well let me look down on this piece of paper I was given earlier… Anything Goes… Means anything is legal… Outside interference… Tables… Fire… Tacks… Anything you can think of… It can happen in this match up…
Rhino: Thats works out nice for the Cult…wait Mr. McMahon isn’t done yet..
Vince McMahon: Well surprise, wow this is my night (with a shitty grin) It’s time to Introduce the member of the Cult John you must face, I warn you he is the ooo shall we say MOLE thats been here for ages…my partner in crime…The man I have grown close to, a man as sick and twisted as I am….I give you The next EWW FUCK THE WORLD CHAMPION!
Rhino: What the hell the lights went out…I can’t see anything!
Mark:God Damn Rob Parks… He needs to start paying his electric bill… This happens all the time… Someone please light the fuse… But Rhino… Who is this person? Which Cult Member is it going to be?
Rhino: There back on Heidenreich looking the wrong way! O NO ITS SUBWAY! He’s wait…for you no! Subway with a beer bottle across the face of Heidenreich!
Mark:Glass is smashed everyone as we are seeing the return of Subway to the EWA… This was unexpected as a couple of months ago he walked out on the EWA and he still looks to be in the same shape as he last was here…Subway now picks up the broken beer bottle and scratches the forehead of Heidenreich…
Rhino: Subway In Cult Vest and a Full Beard look well manson like digging into that head of Heidenreichs whose eyes are red with Rage! Subway runs to the ropes with a limp and comes off with a flying Bottle end to the back of the head!
Mark:That was a first… But when is there never a first when Subway is in the ring… As he has a very different approach to wrestling… But he is not wrestling tonight he is here to fight and is fighting with a purpose as he just grabbed a leather whip that Lita was holding and is planning on whipping the hide of Heidenreich… Heidenreich gets up on to his knees and gets whipped right across the back with the leather whip…
Rhino: Another after that, already welts starting to form and Subway with another NO Heidenreich Caught it! Pulls him in hard and fast and short clothesline!Heidenreich charges in with a boot as Subway begins to stand right across the face, sure heidenreich wants blood now.
Mark:Heidenreich has already started to taste his own blood… But now wants to see Subway bleed… Just like Megumi did for a couple of months straight… Heidenreich exposes the top turnbuckle before scooping up and dropping Subway right across the exposed turnbuckle… Subway starts to turn back around and gets dropped with a Side Walk Slam…
Rhino: Heidneriech wants a weapon, approaches the ring ropes cautiously, and OG and Daggon back off. Sidenote Daggon and OG where once a team called Wrongfull Death. Heidenreich goes under the ring and pulls out a ladder.
Mark:Heidenreich is using the ladder early as later tonight Heidenreich and Animal will be defending the Tag Team Titles in a ladder match… Heidenreich puts the ladder on the apron… Baseball Slide by Subway as he knocks the
ladder right back in the face of Heidenreich…Subway now on the apron… Subway runs and flies on the ring apron dropping the elbow right on Heidenreich…
Rhino: Subway picks up the ladder holds it up straight up and drops it down on Heidenreich! Climbs back on ringapron backs up…another Running apron elbow drop ala Cactus Jack! Now on top Subway slowly down as he toke some of that as well begins punch Heidenreich thought he step in the ladder!
Mark:Subway is not giving a damn right now as he is putting his body on the line tonight no matter how much he is hurting inside… Subway now stands Heidenreich up…Irish whip… Reversal and Heidenreich sends Subway hard in to the steel ring steps…Subway is now holding on to his shoulder as Heidenreich gets closer to him… Heidenreich lifts up Subway and drops him on his shoulder on to the steel steps…His left arm just seems to be hanging there Rhino…
Rhino: Thats the arm Kudo almost blew off right! I mean he shouldn’t even be out here , crazy sob beard and all. Heidenreich sets the ladder up.OG and Havok as well as Lita getting jumpy as Chaos hangs in back with Psycho they drink beer and watch. Heidenreich sends Subway face first into ladder and holds him there and begins smashing his face and head into it till Subway starts to bleed.
Mark:Heidenreich likes the sight of Subway bleeding… Lita on the hand does not as she is getting real antsy on the other side of the ring… Heidenreich just grabbed a cooking sheet out of Daggon’s hand…And smashes it right
across the head of Subway… You can see the imprint of Subway’s head on that cooking sheet…
Rhino: What the hell, Psycho tossed heidenreich a Chair!? Heidenreich in turns pitches it full speed into the head of Subway who is now down on his hands and knees. Heidenreich with a Bunt to the ribs of Subway again and again, now picking him up by that left arm! Twists it and then a single arm ddt on the chair! OG runs from across the ring up and over the top rope on to Heidenreich who heard him coming caught him and flips him over head and into the crowd!
Mark:Subway is in a lot of pain… And I dont know how much more he can take… Even with the last couple of months off… I dont know he can take… OG tried to interfere and that planned backfired… But Look Out… Heidenreich…He turns around… Litacanranna from the top rope… Heidenreich didnt see that one coming at all and now this is giving Subway a few moments to recover… I guess OG was merely a distraction for Lita’s interference…
Rhino: Now Havok with the boots to heidenreich but Riech is getting pissed and fights his way up and goes punch for punch till besting Havok and a BOOT to the face Havok is down and ..Trendy with havok’s Teddy gives it to Subway. As Ana cheers for him to get it together and Chaos pours a beer down his throat.
Mark:Subway rips the head off of the Teddy… Heidenreich turns around and Subway throws the teddy right at Heidenreich and a whole bunch of powder has come out of the teddy… Heidenreich seems to be blinded… Subway was just handed a steel chair from Lita… It seems like the Chaotic Cult is having their way at the moment… Chair Meets Skull as Subway connects with the Steel Chair…
Rhino: They pick Heidenreich and put him the ring under direction of Subway he orders them to go and set up a triple flaming table by the stage. Subway gets in the ring Chaos tosses him the Bat and Subway begins to apply a barbwire bat recliner on Heidenriech watching them set up the triple table.
Mark:Subway is trying to choke out the former FTW Champion… The tables are being stacked up and its going to be bad for Heidenreich…Subway lets go of the Recliner as OG and Psycho pull Heidenreich out of the ring and begin to carry him up the stage… Subway limps up the ramp with the barbed wire bat in hand… I dont like the look of this… I bet Vince McMahon does however…
Rhino: With Heidenreich held Subway with a barbwire shot to the stomach and grinds it into Heidenriech. Heidenreich has a Tazer! From Psycho’s pocket and hits Psycho with and muscles off OG.
Mark:Heidenreich is doing his best to fight off all the members of the Chaotic Cult… Double Clothesline knocking down two members of the cult as they roll down the ramp… The numbers are in Subway’s favor… But Heidenreich is trying to turn the odds in his face… Heidenreich has the barbed wire bat and he just clocked Psycho right in the head… Subway looks around and there is no more backup…
Rhino: Subway with everything he has swings a chair at heidenreich and Reich ducks , Subway drops the chair and jumps on his back with a sleeper. Chaos coming at there position Heidenreich staggers back close to the edge!
Mark:Heidenreich is close to the edge as Subway tries to put him to sleep… Heidenreich is losing his grip…The Tables are on fire… OH MY GOD! HEIDENREICH AND SUBWAY… NO! JUST HEIDENREICH GOES CRASHING THROUGH THE TABLES!
Rhino:Chaos got a hold of Subway and Heidenreich looked like a bomb hitting the tables! Subway did it, gimped and all he came back and advances in the Tourney!
Mark:I never knew you could win a match by having your opponent go crashing through the table… But then again… This match up was Anything Goes because McMahon said so and I guess Vince McMahon just did a repeat of the Montreal Screwjob… And called for the bell… As The Chaotic Cult moves on in the FTW Championship Tournament…
Rhino: Told you shit just poured in the eWa.
Mark:What will Vincent Kennedy McMahon do next? Right now its time for our next contest…
FTW Championship Tournament Match
Darien vs Demon Child
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall and is part of the FTW Championship Tournament.. Introducing first… From Tijuana, Mexico… Weighing in at 231 Pounds… DARIEN HACGARA…
(“My Pleasant Torture” plays as Darien enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… DEMON CHILD…
(Demon Child’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)
Mark:An EWA Official is now going to spin the wheel…
Rhino:What will it land on this time… As we have already seen what the first match up brought us in the Anything Goes Match…
Mark:The wheel is spinning… And it lands on Death By Thumbtacks…
Rhino:What does that mean…
Mark:It means Thumbtacks are legal in this match up as we see EWA Officials bringing bags down to the ring…
Rhino:Darien is watching the officials bring the bags down…
Mark:From behind Demon Child attacks Darien from behind…
Rhino:Darien paid too much attention of the officials and forgot about Demon Child…
Mark:Darien gets sent in to the ropes… Demon Child with a back elbow knocking him down to the canvas… Darien is in the corner and takes boots from Demon Child…
Rhino:Demon Child is really letting him have it…
Mark:Demon Child pulls Darien up and whips him in to the ropes… Darien holds on… Demon Child charges and he gets back dropped over the top rope…
Rhino:Demon Child landed on the ring apron…
Mark:Darien turns back around and Demon Child drops him across the top rope…
Rhino:Darien is now staggering around in the ring…
Mark:DDT by Demon Child…
Rhino:Demon Child is now going over to the corner and he has picked up a bag of thumbtacks and is spilling them around near the corner…
Mark:Darien gets back up on his feet… Demon Child has him setup near the corner… Suplex…No… Darien counters and Demon Child goes chest first in to the thumbtacks…
Rhino:There are thumbtacks sticking out of Demon Child’s neck… Thats not good…
Mark:Darien goes behind him and drops him with a reverse DDT in to the Thumbtacks…
Rhino:Demon Child is now probably wondering why he brought them in to the play to begin with…
Mark:Darien with a cover 1……………………………2…………….. Demon Child kicks out…
Rhino:Darien is opening up another bag of thumbtacks and is dumping them in the center of the ring…
Mark:Demon Child pulls himself up and tries to pick thumbtacks out of his body…Demon Child turns around… Darien hooks him up… Darien has him up in a suplex… Demon Child lands on his feet…
Rhino:Demon saved himself from more tacks…
Mark:Darien gets turned around… Bulldog in to the thumbtacks… Darien is now bleeding…
Rhino:That didnt pay off for Darien…
Mark:Darien staggers back up on to his feet… Demon Child whips Darien in to the ropes… Flapjack in to the Thumbtacks…
Rhino:Darien is not in good shape right now…
Mark:Demon Child dumps another bag of thumbtacks… Darien turns around… DEMON DROP ON TO THE THUMBTACKS!
Rhino:That has to be it…
Mark:Demon Child hooks the leg of Darien 1……………………………2…………………….3……….HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DEMON CHILD…
Rhino:Demon Child got passed Darien… Who just didnt seem to have it tonight as the Extreme Elimination Chamber must have taken something out of him…
Mark:It is now time for more FTW Championship Tournament action…
FTW Championship Tournament Match
Taz vs Raven
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From the Bowerly… Weighing in at 225 Pounds…RAVEN…
(“Nevermore” plays as Raven enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From the Red Hook Section of Brooklyn, New York… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… TAZ!
(“Survive” plays as Taz enters the arena…)
Mark:The EWA Official is now spinning the wheel… And it is landing on…
Rhino:The Clockwork Orange House of Fun Match…Which is a trademark Raven Match Up…
Mark:The Weapons are being lowered down…And there they go… Taz and Raven are now trading blows back and forth…
Rhino:Rights and Lefts are flying here tonight…
Mark:Raven gets backed up in the corner and he is telling the referee to back Taz away…
Rhino:Taz has no part of it as he shoves the referee away…
Mark:Taz whips Raven in to the other corner… Taz charges… Raven gets the boot up… Raven gets up on the middle rope… Double Axe… Caught by Taz… Over the Head Tazplex and Raven gets sent flying across the ring…
Rhino:Raven didnt like that at all…
Mark:Raven rolls out of the ring…
Rhino:Taz is following him right out…
Mark:Raven is being chased around the ring by Taz… Raven rolls back in… Taz follows him back in and gets stomped right in the head…
Rhino:Ouch that had to hurt…
Mark:Raven now pulls down a singapore cane begins cracking it against the back of the Human Suplex Machine…
Rhino:Each shot delivers welts to the back of Taz…
Mark:Taz gets back up and Raven lets him have it with a hard shot right to the head with the singapore cane… Raven goes for the cover on Taz 1…………………..2……………. Taz kicks out before the referee counts to three…
Rhino:Raven is looking at the weapons hanging around the ring of what he would like to use on Taz…
Mark:Raven pulls down a trash can lid… Taz gets up on his feet and takes the trash can lid right to the head…
Rhino:This is Raven’s environment… Anything goes… Weapons are legal… This is a match up Raven should win each and every single time that he is in the ring…
Mark:Raven now picks back up the singapore cane and begins choking Taz with it…
Rhino:Taz is trying to get out of it as he is not used to be the one being choked out…
Mark:Raven drops Taz so he can go to the ropes and try and pull down something else…
Rhino:Raven is trying to pull down the guardrail that is hanging from the wire…
Mark:Taz is back up and he shoves Raven over the top rope and to the floor he goes…
Rhino:Raven forgot about Taz and now he is paying for it…
Mark:Taz goes to the outside and rams Raven’s head right in to the steel guard rail… Raven gets rolled back in to the ring as Taz pulls a trash can out from under neath the ring…
Rhino:Things are now picking up for Taz…
Mark:Taz tells Raven to meet the Trash Can and thats what he did and he did it head on… One more head on collision by Taz with the Trash Can…
Rhino:Taz just laid out the trash can as he waits for Raven to get back on to his feet…
Mark:Taz hooks him up… T-Bone Suplex and Raven gets driven right in to the trash can…
Rhino:Raven is not in the best of shape right now…
Mark:Raven staggers up on to his feet… Taz trips him up and now he has him setup… SLINGSHOT IN TO THE CAGE FENCE!
Rhino:Raven is staggering around…
Mark:Taz is hooking him up… T-Bone! NO! Raven counters… Russian Leg Sweep on to the trash can…
Rhino:Raven was going to be dropped on his head but it was not to be as he was able to get out of the T-Bone…
Mark:Raven goes to the outside of the ring and is bringing a steel chair in to the ring as Taz gets back up on to his feet… The Skull just tasted some Steel as Raven laid Taz out with a steel chair shot…
Rhino:Raven is now opening up the steel chair as Taz staggers up on to his feet…
Mark:Irish whip by Raven… Taz comes off the ropes… Drop Toe Hold on to the Steel Chair by Raven…
Rhino:Vintage Raven move right there and it is always effective…
Mark:Raven covers Taz 1…………………..2…………… Taz gets his shoulder up… Raven now closes up the steel chair as Taz gets back up… Raven with an irish whip sending Taz hard in to the corner…
Rhino:Taz is staggering… Raven comes off the ropes…
Mark:Bulldog… No… Taz put on the breaks and Raven lands right on the chair…Raven gets up and turns right around in to Taz… Taz hooks him up… T-BONE TAZPLEX!
Rhino:Taz is signaling for the end right here and now…
Mark:Taz locks it in… TAZMISSION!
Rhino:Will Raven Tap Out?
Mark:Taz is able to get his legs wrapped around Raven as he is choking him out on the ground…RAVEN TAPS!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TAZ!
Rhino:Taz has advanced in the FTW Championship Tournament on his way to regaining the FTW Championship…
Mark:Can anyone stop Taz’s path of rage? We will have to wait and see… But now its time for the next FTW Championship Tournament Match Up…
FTW Championship Tournament Match
Eric Angel vs Christian
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall and is a FTW Championship Tournament Match Up… Introducing first… From Toronto, Canada… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… CHRISTIAN…
(“Just Close Your Eyes” plays as Christian enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… Weighing in at 247 Pounds… The 13th… ERIC ANGEL…
(“Beowulf” plays as Eric Angel enters the arena…)
Rhino:What are we going to see now…
Mark:The wheel is spinning…
Rhino:It looks like a death… No it has landed on a TABLES MATCH!
Mark:Eric Angel and Christian now know what they have to do as the referee rings the bell… Christian just got slapped right across the face…
Rhino:Christian didnt like that at all…
Mark:Eric Angel backs Christian in to the corner and nails him with a couple of chops right to the chest of Christian…
Rhino:Christian just put Eric Angel in the corner…
Mark:Knife Edge Chops by Christian to Eric Angel…
Rhino:Listen to the peeps go WOOOO!
Mark:Christian whips Eric Angel in to the ropes…Eric Angel comes off the ropes… High back body drop by Christian…
Rhino:Eric Angel staggers up to his feet…
Mark:Running Clothesline by Christian sending Eric Angel over the top rope and to the floor he goes…
Rhino:Eric Angel is frustrated and here comes Jason Cain down to ringside to calm down Eric Angel…
Mark:Eric Angel and Jason Cain are talking strategy…
Rhino:What is Jason Cain doing on the apron…
Mark:Christian just knocked him off the apron and the distraction paid off as Eric Angel just clipped the legs right out from underneath Captain Charisma…
Rhino:Jason Cain did his job and it has paid off for Eric Angel…
Mark:Eric Angel now hooks up Christian… Fallen Bomb…
Rhino:That was a nice Double Underhook Powerbomb by the new comer to the EWA Eric Angel…
Mark:Angel now is taking control of Christian…As he continues to stomp at the back of Christian…
Rhino:Eric Angel is telling Jason Cain to get the table…
Mark:Christian is back up on his feet as he gets sent in to the ropes… Hard Clothesline by Eric Angel…
Rhino:Jason Cain just pushed the table in the ring and now Eric Angel is setting it up…
Mark:Christian is back up and Eric Angel with a release German Suplex…
Rhino:Eric Angel is now looking to lay Christian out on the table…
Mark:Christian is now laid out as Eric Angel now is heading to the top rope…
Rhino:This is not going to be good…
Mark:Christian gets up off the table and knocks Eric Angel down off the top rope…
Rhino:He is going to be singing a higher tune now will Eric Angel…
Mark:Jason Cain is in the ring…
Rhino:Cain cant be in there…
Mark:Atomic Drop by Christian and he follows it up with a big right hand to Jason Cain…
Rhino:Christian is letting Jason Cain have it for trying to interfer…
Mark:Christian hooks up Jason Cain… UNPRETTIER!
Rhino:Jason Cain has been laid out by Christian as Christian continues the trash talk to Jason Cain…
Mark:Christian taunts and now turns around…Eric Angel goes for a clothesline…Ducked by Christian… Christian follows it up with a couple of right hands…
Rhino:Christian is giving it everything he has…
Mark:Eric Angel just ducked the clothesline from Christian… Eric Angel goes behind… ONE WINGED ANGEL THROUGH THE TABLE! ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ERIC ANGEL…
Rhino:Eric Angel has advanced in the FTW Championship tournament…
Mark:Eric Angel had some help from Jason Cain… But right now its time for the EWA Tag Team Championship Match…But right now we are going to send it to Kent Richardson who is standing by with the EWA World Heavyweight Champion Triple H… Kent…
Kent:Thanks Mark… In just a little while Triple H you will be defending your EWA World Heavyweight Championship against Big Daddy Ace… Your Thoughts…
HHH:My thoughts are this Kent… Tonight in that ring… I will prove to the entire World why I am what I say I am… Tonight Big Daddy Ace is going to learn his role in this business… Tonight Big Daddy Ace will be put back in his place… You see there are people like Big Daddy Ace… Doug Kinsella… Megumi Kudo… All of those people think they should be in a top spot… They think they should be handed everything on a silver platter… But your not… You need to earn a shot… You need to earn your spot and tonight Big Daddy Ace…Is going to learn that he hasnt earn his spot…And tonight he will find out… WHY I AM THE KING OF KINGS… WHY I AM THE GAME… AND I AM… THAT DAMN GOOD!
Kent:The Game seems focused… It will be Big Daddy Ace and Triple H for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…So lets send it back down to the ring for the next mat… Wait thats not the participants…
(“Taste the Blood” hits over the PA System as James Mitchell leads the Blood Pride Union down to the ring.. Eric Angel is carrying a man over his shoulder who is bound and has a bag in his head.. The men get into the ring, tossing the man inside as well.. Mitchell grabs a mic..)
Mitchell: So I’m sure somewhere within in your pathetic minds.. Just what we did with the EWA’s Vice President.. So Eric, if you’d do the honors..
Mark: Eric Angel taking the hood off the man.. But I think we already know who it is..
Rhino: And it is, its Shane McMahon.. And my god, look at his face..
Mark: Shane McMahon is a bloody mess! I don’t even think he knows where he is..
Mitchell: Has you can see, we’ve had a little discussion with Mr. McMahon.. But even when he’s choking on his own blood, he seems to not realise whats best for him and this company.. And what’s best is giving THIS MAN.. RIGHT HERE.. A no-strings attached shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship.. No contendership matches.. No multi-man stipulations.. Just Triple H.. and The Answer.. So Shane.. Let us ask you once more..
(Cain grabs Shane by the head, making him look at Mitchell..)
Mitchell: Will you give William McConnell his RIGHTFUL.. EWA Championship match..
Mark: I don’t even think Shane can answer.. He looks so dehydrated.. And all the blood loss..
Mitchell: Come on, Shane.. The clocks ticking.. Tick tock tick tock.. (Mitchell pauses for a minute) Alright Shane.. Fair enough.. Eric, show Shane, ONCE AGAIN.. What we do to those who deny us what we deserve..
Mark: Wait, no! Eric Angel just drilled Shane McMahon to the mat with the One Winged Angel!
Rhino: He couldn’t even attempt to brace himself for the impact!
Mark: Shane McMahon is just laying helpless in the ring..
Mitchell: SO LET THIS BE A LESSON.. To ANYONE.. Who sees fit to attempt to mess with the Blood Pride Union.. And as for your Vice President.. (Mitchell laughs) Don’t worry.. We’ll make sure he’s in GOOD hands..
Mark: They are sick.. Just sick..
Rhino: WAIT.. Look who’s making a beeline for the ring!
Mark: Its Shawn Michaels! Shawn Michaels just slid into the ring and he’s taking it to the BPU! Angel and Cain getting knocked down with rights!
Rhino: Look at McConnell, just staying back in a corner..
Mark: Angel just got nailed with some Sweet Chin Music! James Mitchell is hanging McConnell a chair.. ..But look who grabbed it!
Rhino: BIG DADDY COOL..
Mark: McConnell looks like he just seen a ghost!
Rhino: Cain just got floored with another right from Michaels..
Mark: Kevin Nash in the ring and McConnell’s backing up.. And he bumps into Shawn Michaels!
Rhino: McConnell just realised he’s screwed!
Mark: McConnell turns quick with a right, blocked by Michaels! Right to McConnell.. Nash with a right! Michaels with a right.. And Nash puts him under as he calls for the Jackknife!
Rhino: But McConnell dropped to his knees quick and rolled out of the ring..
Mark: McConnell high tailing it to the ramp.. Nash just grabbed Jason Cain, who was still in the ring.. JACKKNIFE POWERBOMB.. CAIN GETS PLANTED..
Rhino: HAHA, take that Cain!
Mark: Michaels and Nash just saved Shane McMahon and ran off the Blood Pride Union!
Rhino: This ain’t over.. Not by a long shot.. But its good to see someone fighting for the EWA!
Mark:Officials are helping Shane McMahon to the back but the Two Dudes with Attitude are in the ring and ready to compete for the EWA Tag Team Championship…
EWA Tag Team Championship Ladder Match
Legion of Doom(c) vs Two Dudes with Attitude
Pa Announcer:This next match up is a LADDER MATCH and is for the EWA Tag Team Championship… Already in the ring… Weighing in at a combined weight of 547 Pounds… Big Daddy Cool KEVIN NASH and the Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS…And their opponents… Weighing in at a combined weight of 565 Pounds… The EWA Tag Team Champions… Road Warrior Animal & Heidenreich… THE LEGION OF DOOM…
(“What A Rush” plays as the LOD enter the arena…)
Mark:HBK and Big Daddy Cool already pulled a couple of ladders out from underneath the ring during the introductions and it looks like a fight is about to begin Rhino…
Rhino:It looks that way to me…
Mark:The Legion of Doom are taking of their shoulder pads on the outside of the ring… HBK comes charging at Kevin Nash… Nash lifts up HBK and he drops him right on to The LOD…
Rhino:What a double team move right there…
Mark:Shawn Michaels hammers Animal with right hands…
Rhino:Kevin Nash is coming out to help Shawn Michaels fight the LOD off…
Mark:Heidenreich went through a battle with Subway earlier in the night…Kevin Nash whips Heidenreich hard in to the guard rail…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels rolls Animal back in to the ring…
Mark:Snake Eyes by Kevin Nash to Heidenreich on the guard rail…
Rhino:Kevin Nash is bringing a ladder in to the ring…
Mark:Animal gets sent in to the corner by Shawn Michaels…Shawn Michaels charges at Animal…Animal with an elbow right to the face of Shawn Michaels…Shawn Michaels turns back around and gets slammed down to the canvas…
Rhino:Kevin Nash slides the ladder in to the ring before getting in the ring…
Mark:Animal with a flying shoulder tackle and Kevin Nash gets knocked off the apron by Road Warrior Animal and Kevin Nash tastes the steel guard rail…
Rhino:Road Warrior Animal has the ladder…
Mark:Shawn Michaels turns around and gets leveled with the ladder by Animal…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels just took a face full of ladder and he is going to taste some more now…
Mark:Animal drives the ladder right in to the ribs of Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Heidenreich just pulled up the protective mat…
Mark:Heidenreich with a side walk slam on the the concrete…
Rhino:Heidenreich is getting back in the ring and Shawn Michaels is bleeding…
Mark:Animal opens the ladder as Heidenreich starts climbing up the ladder…Leg Drop from the Ladder by Heidenreich right on to Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Impressive move by Heidenreich…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is some trouble now as Animal closes the ladder and sets it up in the corner…
Rhino:Kevin Nash is getting back up…
Mark:Heidenreich knocks Kevin Nash off the apron again…
Rhino:Kevin Nash is not having that much luck thus far…
Mark:Heidenreich and Animal now lay the ladder out in the center of the ring… Shawn Michaels gets whipped in to the ropes… Double Flapjack right on to the ladder…
Rhino:The EWA Tag Team Champions are in total control of this match up…
Mark:They are showing off their power and strength as Shawn Michaels is holding on to his ribs at the moment…
Rhino:Animal is standing the ladder up and has it open as he looks to be ready to climb up…
Mark:Heidenreich is choking the life out of Shawn Michaels in the corner…
Rhino:Animal is getting close to the belt…
Mark:Kevin Nash just threw a steel chair at Animal as he lost his balance and fell off the ladder on to the canvas…
Rhino:Heidenreich is now going after Kevin Nash on the outside…
Mark:Kevin Nash picks up a chair and nailed Heidenreich right in the head as he came out of the ring…
Rhino:That was one vicious chairshot… There was no way Heidenreich could have protected himself there…
Mark:Kevin Nash is getting back in the ring and is now taking Animal to the corner and delivering knees right to the midsection…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is starting to pull himself up as Kevin Nash continues to fire away at Animal in the corner…
Mark:Kevin Nash just looked over at Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is tuning up the band…
Mark:Irish whip by Kevin Nash… SWEET CHIN MUSIC! Connects to Road Warrior Animal…
Rhino:That caught him square in the jaw and I think Animal is out…
Mark:Kevin Nash just set the ladder up in the corner as Shawn Michaels climbs the top rope…
Rhino:I Think Shawn is going to take that ladder for a ride…
Mark:Shawn Michaels rides the ladder right down on to Road Warrior Animal…
Rhino:The Tag Team Champions are in trouble now…
Mark:Heidenreich just pulled Kevin Nash out of the ring and now they are fighting on the outside…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is setting up the ladder in the center of the ring and is going for the titles…
Mark:Kevin Nash just went in to the steel steps as Heidenreich comes in to the ring…
Rhino:Shawn almost has the belts…
Mark:Heidenreich begins pulling on his legs… Shawn kicks him off… MOONSAULT OFF THE LADDER! RIGHT ON TO HEIDENREICH!
Rhino:What a move by The Heartbreak Kid but that took alot out of him…
Mark:Animal is back up on his feet and is now slugging it out with Shawn Michaels in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Shawn shouldnt be slugging it out with Animal…
Mark:He is no longer as he just got sent in to the ropes… Powerslam by Animal to Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Animal is telling Heidenreich to climb the ladder…
Mark:Animal is putting Shawn Michaels up on his shoulders…
Rhino:Could this be the Doomsday Device from the top of the ladder?
Mark:I think so… Shawn Michaels is in trouble… Heidenreich leaps… DOOMSDAY! NO! Shawn Michaels rolled through and Heidenreich missed the clothesline…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels must have saw it coming and was barely able to get out of the way…
Mark:Kevin Nash is back in the ring and is going right after Animal…
Rhino:Heidenreich just back dropped a charging Shawn Michaels out of the ring…
Mark:Heidenreich is now fighting with Shawn Michaels on the outside…
Rhino:Kevin Nash is looking to drop Animal with a jackknife…
Mark:Low Blow by Road Warrior Animal…
Rhino:Animal has the steel chair…
Mark:Kevin Nash meet the steel chair and down goes Big Daddy Cool…
Rhino:Animal is now climbing up to get the gold…
Mark:He is almost at the titles…
Rhino:Heidenreich charges at HBK… HBK ducked… Sweet Chin Music to Heidenreich…
Mark:Kevin Nash stops Animal on the ladder…
Rhino:Animal was touching the titles…
Mark:Kevin Nash has Animal setup… POWERBOMB OFF THE LADDER!
Rhino:The Tag Team Champions are down…
Mark:Shawn Michaels comes in the ring and climbs up the ladder… Shawn Michaels pulls down the gold… NEW CHAMPIONS!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners and NEW EWA Tag Team Champions SHAWN MICHAELS and KEVIN NASH…
Rhino:The Two Dudes with Attitude are now the EWA Tag Team Champions…
Mark:It is now time to find out who will be fighting for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… But right now we need to turn to a serious subject as we now go live to the police office in Selma, California as The Coach is inside the office….Coach
Coach:Yes, I am here at the SPD, where I am about to get some video clip from the police officers. They will not alow me to keep the tape because it is still evidence, but they are allowing us to watch it for this one time only…so Detective Rogers, what is this?
Detective Rogers::This is a tape that was found by the Body of Frank De Los Santos, as most of you know by the name of Payne Killer, I cant explain it so you have to watch it.
(The camera focuses on the television as the video of Payne Killer begins to play)
PayneKiller::I dont know what happened. I dont know how it all happened. I thought i had something to live for in this world. I failed everyone. I failed at the elimination chamber. twice, william got me…twice in the same spot, i fell to the hands of william..i never had a chance in this world…i was the one who needed the lord this whole time, but i never new it..i never new that the ewa was something that i did my peak when i won the championship back in 04..it is scary to think that i know the lord…but the lord failed…i wasnt good enough..and maybe, i wasnt good enough for this place…maybe i was never wanted..maybe i was a boring failure like Triple H had said…maybe I was just a joke who people didnt care about me personally..but whatever the case may be…payne killer is dead….my life is over…i cant take this…i failed…i tried….and i re-failed….i….died…(Payne Killer takes a razor and cuts his wrist and blood begins to drip)…the time ticks now, tick..tock…i leave you this messege to say…sorry…sorry to those who i put back…sorry for ever…stepping in….that……ring…..
(The officer, rushes over and turns it off )
Detective Rogers::Sorry, that is all I can show, we are not allow to show his death, even though it is five seconds after he says “ring”,
Coach::Back….to…you Mark and Rhino…
Mark:That was very interesting to say the least… Its now time to send it back to the ring…
Number One Contenders Match
Megumi Kudo vs William McConnell
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Evansville, Indiana… Weighing in at 226 Pounds… The Answer WILLIAM McCONNELL…
(“The Answer” plays as William McConnell enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Koshigaya, Japan… Weighing in at 132 Pounds… MEGUMI KUDO…
(“It Came From Japan” play as Megumi Kudo enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Megumi Kudo and William McConnell both want to be the Number One Contender for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:They both came up short in the Extreme Elimination Chamber…
Mark:Collar and Elbow tie up in the center of the ring… Megumi Kudo is getting backed up in to the ropes by William McConnell…
Rhino:Megumi ducked her head between the ropes and is telling the referee to have William McConnell let go…
Mark:The referee backs William McConnell away and Megumi Kudo slaps William McConnell right across the face…
Rhino:The Answer didnt like that at all…
Mark:McConnell goes behind Megumi Kudo and takes her down… William McConnell starts slapping Megumi Kudo right across the back of the head…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo seems pissed off…
Mark:William McConnell smiles as Megumi Kudo gets up on her feet… William McConnell with a side headlock on Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Kudo is pulling on William McConnell’s hair…
Mark:Megumi Kudo with elbows right to the ribs of William McConnell… Kudo pushes William McConnell in to the ropes… Dropkick by Megumi Kudo catching William McConnell square in the jaw…
Rhino:The Answer gets back up on his feet…
Mark:Kudo with a kick to the midsection…Double Arm DDT by Megumi Kudo to The Answer… Kudo with a cover 1………………….2……….. William McConnell kicks out…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo goes to the outside of the ring on the apron…
Mark:Slingshot Leg Drop by Megumi Kudo landing on William McConnell…Another cover 1………………..2……………. McConnell kicks out again…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo has taken control of this match up thus far…
Mark:Megumi Kudo whips William McConnell in to the corner… McConnell comes out and Megumi Kudo connects with a spin heel kick…
Rhino:The Answer had his head taken off right there…
Mark:Megumi Kudo is now looking down at William McConnell as she heads to the top rope…
Rhino:She is looking to take a real chance right here…
Mark:Megumi Kudo with a Moonsault…The Answer rolls out of the way…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo crashed and burned and is now hurting on the mat…
Mark:William McConnell now picks up Megumi Kudo and slams her down to the canvas…
Rhino:The Answer is now on the middle rope…
Mark:The Answer with an elbow drop and connects right on to Megumi Kudo… The Answer goes for the cover 1……………………………..2…………….. Megumi Kudo kicks out…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is pulling herself back up on to her feet…
Mark:William McConnell hooks up Megumi Kudo… Stalling Vertical Suplex as he lets her blood fall down right in to her head…
Rhino:When will he drop her…
Mark:William McConnell doesnt drop her in a normal suplex… Instead Megumi Kudo gets dropped with a brainbuster…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo just got dropped right on her head…
Mark:William McConnell covers Megumi Kudo 1……………………………….2…………………. Megumi Kudo kicks out again…
Rhino:The Answer is taking Megumi Kudo to the corner…
Mark:Hard knife edge chops by William McConnell… Megumi Kudo is now being put on the top rope…
Rhino:The Answer has her setup…
Mark:Superplex by William McConnell driving Megumi Kudo down in the mat…
Rhino:I think The Answer could have her as shes been dropped plenty of times in a row by William McConnell…
Mark:The Answer covers Megumi Kudo 1……………………………….2…………………..3…..NO! Megumi Kudo kicked out…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is really in trouble now…
Mark:William McConnell scoops up and slams Megumi Kudo down to the canvas…
Rhino:The Answer is heading back to the top rope…
Mark:The Answer leaps… 10.0 FROG SPLASH MISSES!
Rhino:McConnell crashed and burned…
Mark:William McConnell is now struggling back up to his feet…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is getting back up as well…
Mark:McConnell goes for right hands… Blocked by Megumi Kudo…Megumi Kudo with right hands to William McConnell…McConnell gets sent in to the corner…
Rhino:Here comes Megumi Kudo…
Mark:Kudo charges… McConnell moves out of the way… Megumi Kudo turns around… FIVE STAR SUPERKICK! NO! Megumi Kudo ducks… McConnell gets turned around… Small Package 1………………………….2………………………..3…….. NO!
Rhino:William McConnell barely kicked out of that…
Mark:Both are back up… McConnell ducks Megumi Kudo’s clothesline… McConnell spins her around… PSYKO CUTTER!
Rhino:That could be it…
Mark:The Answer goes for a cover 1…………………………2…………………………3…… NO! Megumi Kudo got her shoulder up…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is staggering up to her feet…
Mark:William McConnell goes for a clothesline… Kudo ducks and The Answer knocks over the referee…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo and William McConnell are trading shots…
Mark:William McConnell with a big right hand knocking down Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:The Answer is now waiting for Megumi Kudo to get back up on her feet…
Mark:The Answer is lining up Megumi Kudo for the Five Star Superkick…
Rhino:Someone is coming down the ramp…
Mark:Its Kevin Nash…
Rhino:What is Nash doing out here?
Mark:Kevin Nash is in the ring… The Answer goes for a Five Star Superkick on Kevin Nash… Nash ducks out of the way… Nash with a kick to the midsection… JACKKNIFE!
Rhino:The Answer was laid out by Kevin Nash…
Mark:Megumi Kudo is getting back up on her feet and is climbing the top rope…
Rhino:The referee is getting back up as well…
Mark:Moonsault by Megumi Kudo on to The Answer… Heres the cover 1……………………2………………………3…………. SHE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner MEGUMI KUDO…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo has earned a EWA World Heavyweight Championship Match…
Mark:Kevin Nash played a big part in her victory… But we now know the Number One Contender… Lets find out who the champion will be…
EWA World Heavyweight Championship Smashing Caskets Match
Triple H(c) vs Big Daddy Ace
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is a SMASHING CASKETS MATCH and is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger…From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 273 Pounds… BIG DADDY ACE…
(“Superstar” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… The Game TRIPLE H…
(“The Game” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Triple H and Big Daddy Ace are face to face in the center of the ring… Triple H strikes with a right hand…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace strikes back with a couple of right hands of his own…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace backs Triple H in to the ropes… Big Daddy Ace whips Triple H in to the ropes…Triple H comes off the ropes… Big Daddy Ace drops his head… Knee Buster by The Game…
Rhino:Ace is staggering around…
Mark:Hard clothesline by The Game laying out Big Daddy Ace… Triple H gets on top of Big Daddy Ace and hammers him with right hands…
Rhino:He is just getting his shots in as Ace tries to cover up…
Mark:Triple H backs Big Daddy Ace to the corner and connects with a couple of right hands…Triple H drives his shoulder right in to the midsection of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Triple H is just driving the air out of Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Hard Irish whip by The Game to Big Daddy Ace… Big Daddy Ace hit the corner and fell flat on his face…
Rhino:He was sent in with authority…
Mark:Triple H walks over to Big Daddy Ace and drops the elbow right to the back of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:It looks like the King of Kings is on top of the world right now…
Mark:Triple H now hooks up Big Daddy Ace and connects with a vertical suplex…Triple H turns Big Daddy Ace over on to his stomach… Triple H drives the knee right to the back of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Triple H is picking apart Big Daddy Ace piece by piece…
Mark:The Game now whips Big Daddy Ace in to the ropes… Big Daddy Ace comes off the ropes… Spinebuster… No… DDT by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Triple H was driven head first in to the canvas…
Mark:BIg Daddy Ace is now starting a little bit of a comeback… As Triple H gets back up in the corner… Running Splash by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Triple H is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Running Bulldog by Big Daddy Ace as Triple H is driven in to the mat again…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is asking for the casket to be open…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace rolls Triple H towards the edge of the ring… Triple H gets pushed in to the casket…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now attempting to shut the lid…
Mark:Triple H blocks the shutting of the lid and is now fighting out of the casket…
Rhino:Triple H is up on the ring apron…
Mark:Triple H drops Big Daddy Ace across the top rope…
Rhino:Ace is holding on to his throat now as Triple H is getting back in to the ring…
Mark:Triple H charges… Big Daddy Ace ducks the clothesline and connects with a neckbreaker…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace was only stunned for a second and Big Daddy Ace caught Triple H…
Mark:Triple H is getting back up to his feet… Front Face Suplex by Big Daddy Ace driving Triple H in to the canvas…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is really taking it to the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now waiting for Triple H to get back up on his feet…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace just yelled for the casket to be opened…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace charges at Triple H… SPEAR THROUGH THE ROPES!
Rhino:Triple H and Big Daddy Ace are both in the casket…
Mark:Ace hit his head on the casket as he speared Triple H…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is climbing out of the casket…
Mark:Triple H is blocking the closing of the casket and he rams Big Daddy Ace’s head in to the lid of the casket…
Rhino:Triple H is rolling Big Daddy Ace back in to the ring…
Mark:The Game starts stomping away at Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Ace is now in some trouble in the corner…
Mark:The Game is choking Ace with his foot in the corner…
Rhino:Ace cant breathe…
Mark:Triple H now picks up Big Daddy Ace and whips him in to the ropes…SPINEBUSTER!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace was just drilled in to the canvas by The Game…
Mark:Triple H seems to have complete control of this contest right now…
Rhino:Triple H is talking to the fans at ringside and he just told him to Suck It… Back to his DX Days…
Mark:The Game now hooks up Big Daddy Ace for a DDT… Blocked by Big Daddy Ace… Ace whips Triple H in to the ropes… SPEAR!
Rhino:Triple H was just speared out of his boots…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now waiting for Triple H to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Triple H is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks up Triple H… ACE CRUSHER! NO! The Game gets out of it and he pushes Big Daddy Ace in to the corner…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now staggering around…
Mark:Triple H drills Big Daddy Ace in to the canvas with a spinebuster…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now in trouble…
Mark:Triple H now sets him up… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is out cold as Triple H is rolling him towards the casket…
Mark:Triple H is now asking for the casket lid to be open…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now done…
Mark:The Casket Lid is open…Triple H is on the apron… OH MY GOD! ITS DOUG KINSELLA IS IN THE CASKET! IMPACT DROP IN TO THE CASKET!
Rhino:Where the hell did he come from…
Mark:Triple H was just knocked out by the Impact Drop from Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is starting to move…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace just closed the lid and is now picking up the sledgehammer and is starting to hammer the casket…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is smashing the casket…
Mark:The referee has just stopped the match up…NEW CHAMPION!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA World Heavyweight Champion… BIG DADDY ACE!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella just cost Triple H the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now the EWA World Champion… But The Game was screwed…We are out of time… GOOD NIGHT!