Saturday Night Torture 01-20-07

Mark:Welcome to the Philips Arena in Atlanta, Georgia as this is EWA Saturday Night Torture brought to you by eWazone.com… Im Mark along side my tag team partner in crime, Rhino… What do you think of the action we have here tonight Rhino…

Rhino:Our Main Event got real interesting the last few days after the Stipulation added by EWA Vice President Shane McMahon…

Mark:It will be Demon Child vs Doug Kinsella with the clause of if Doug Kinsella Loses, he will be forced to wear the Jester Suit…

Rhino:We will see if that actually goes down here tonight…

Mark:Also tonight it will be Subway defending his EWA Television Championship against Alex Shelley in a Tacks, Leadpips and Crowbars Match…

Rhino:Will Alex Shelley be able to make it two in a row?

Mark:The question will be answered tonight… Plus Rated RKO makes their in ring debut tonight… So lets get started with our opening contest…

Christian vs Anarchiah

Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Toronto, Ontario, Canada… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… CHRISTIAN!

(“Take Over” plays as Christian enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…

Mark:Christian has just been attacked on his way down to the ring…

Rhino:That’s… That’s VISCERA!

Mark:Viscera has just attacked Christian from behind sending him down the ramp towards ringside…

Rhino:What in the world is he doing here?

Mark:The EWA Website, eWazone.com was reporting earlier this week that Viscera had signed with the company and I guess hs is out here to make his debut…

Rhino:Viscera just sent Christian hard in to the steel steps…

Mark:Right now Viscera rolls Christian back in to the ring and it is not looking good for Captain Charisma…

Rhino:Viscera is holding off the referees from getting in to the ring…

Mark:Viscera whips Christian in the ropes… Flapjacks him right down in to the canvas… Viscera comes off the ropes… Big Splash right down on to Christian…

Rhino:He just crushed the former EWA World Champion…

Mark:Officials are now getting Viscera out of the ring… But he has arrived here in the EWA and is looking to make a major impact on this company… Lets hope everything is under control as we get set for our next contest, which will be our first official match of the night, hopefully…

Lone Jobber vs Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle

Pa Announcer:This contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From the Kaiju Big Battel… Weighing in at 120 Fluid Tons… KUNG-FU CHICKEN NOODLE!

(“Chicken Noodle Soup” plays as Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From The Slaughter House… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… LONE JOBBER!

(“I Want it All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)

Mark:Here we go… Lone Jobber trying to figure out how to attack Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle…

Rhino:Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle is one of the stranger characters in the EWA…

Mark:The whole Dr. Cube’s Posse is strange… As now Lone Jobber connects with a couple of right hands to Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle… Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle comes back with a couple of chops right to the chest of Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle is backing him up in the corner…

Mark:Chops across the chest of Lone Jobber as Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle whips him in to the farside corner… Lone Jobber comes out of the corner and takes a clothesline from Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle… Lone Jobber gets back up on his feet and gets slammed right back down… Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle now charges with a senton splash right on to Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Nice move there by Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle driving his weight on to Lone Jobber…

Mark:Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle goes for the cover 1……………………2………..Kickout by Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Lone Jobber has had some what of a change of heart as of late as he taken on a new attitude…

Mark:Lone Jobber gets back up on his feet… Hiptoss by Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:Running Clothesline by Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle… Ducked by Lone Jobber who back drops him over the top rope and to the floor he goes…

Rhino:Lone Jobber saw the running Chicken Noodle Soup Can coming at him and got out of the way…

Mark:Lone Jobber with a baseball slide to the face of Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle… As he now goes to the outside… Lone Jobber grabs Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle by the head and rams him head first in to the ring post…

Rhino:Lone Jobber rolls Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle back in to the ring…

Mark:Slowly Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle gets back up on to his feet… Lone Jobber comes off the top rope with a dropkick…

Rhino:Nice Dropkick by Mr. EWA…

Mark:Lone Jobber goes for the cover on Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle 1………………….2………………Kickout by Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle…

Rhino:It seems like Lone Jobber is turning this match up back around in to his favor…

Mark:Lone Jobber hooks him up… Suplex… Blocked and Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle connects with a front face suplex to Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Guess Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle isnt going to let the momentum change in to the favor of Lone Jobber after all…

Mark:Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle hooks up Lone Jobber… Brainbuster! Dropping Lone Jobber down right on to his head…

Rhino:He could have him right here and now…

Mark:Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle hooks the leg 1…………………………2…………………..3…..NO! Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is getting slowly back up on to his feet…

Mark:Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle is setting up Lone Jobber for the Five Finger Chower Fist…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is staggering up on to his feet…

Mark:FIVE FINGER CHOWER FIST! NO! Ducked by Lone Jobber… Lone Jobber spins him around… THE GIMMICK!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it right here and now…

Mark:Lone Jobber hooks the leg 1…………………2…………….3…… HE GOT HIM!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LONE JOBBER!

Rhino:Lone Jobber breaks his four match losing streak…

Mark:It has been a very long month for Lone Jobber but he is back on track here tonight…As we now get set for our next contest…

Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson vs James Davis

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Brooklyn, Ny… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… BRIAN “HALF DOLLAR” HENDERSON!

(“Im Back” plays as Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Knoxville, Tn… Weighing in at 250 Pounds… JAMES DAVIS!

(“Fear” plays in the arena…)

Rhino:Where is James Davis?

Mark:I have no idea…But Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson is waiting to see if James Davis is going to come down to ringside…

Rhino:We are getting word that James Davis has been attacked in the back…

Mark:Look out… From behind Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson was just attacked from behind with a steel chair…

Rhino:Who is that?

Mark:ITS X-PAC!

Rhino:What in the world is he doing here?

Mark:I have no idea… Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson is now being setup by X-Pac… X-FACTOR ON TO THE STEEL CHAIR!

Rhino:X-Pac just laid out Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson…

Mark:X-Pac has arrived in the EWA… This has been a strange night here at Saturday Night Torture as we now get set for a Chairs of Fury Match Up…

Chairs of Fury Match
Megumi Kudo & ??? vs Sub Nurse Sato & Combat Toyota

Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Chairs of Fury Match… Set for one fall… Introducing first… Team Number One… They are the team of SUB NURSE SATO & COMBAT TOYOTA!

(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Sub Nurse Sato & Combat Toyota enter the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponents… Along with Chigusa Nagayo… The Team of LIONNESS ASUKA and MEGUMI KUDO!

(“Battle Without Honor Or Humanity” plays as Megumi Kudo and Lioness Asuka along with Chigusa Nagayo enter the arena…)

Mark:Here we go… Its going to be Sub Nurse Sato and Megumi Kudo starting things out… Kudo strikes with forearm shots to the head of Sub Nurse Sato… Sato gets backed up in to the ropes… Megumi Kudo whips here in to the farside… Sub Nurse Sato comes off the ropes… Dropkick right underneath the jaw by Megumi Kudo…

Rhino:Sub Nurse Sato gets back up on to her feet…

Mark:Running Enziguri kick by Megumi Kudo taking Sub Nurse Sato off of her feet…

Rhino:Chigusa Nagayo is at ringside and she just handed a chair to Megumi Kudo…

Mark:Sub Nurse Sato gets up on to her feet and walks right around in to a hard chair shot by Megumi Kudo…

Rhino:Sub Nurse Sato goes right down to her knees…

Mark:Megumi Kudo with the steel chair… Running Dropkick with the Steel Chair right to the face of Sub Nurse Sato… Megumi Kudo goes for a cover 1……………….2……….Kickout by Sub Nurse Sato…

Rhino:Sub Nurse Sato tags in Lioness Asuka…

Mark:This is Lioness Asuka first match up in almost two years…

Rhino:Her Career in Japan ended back in 2005 after a neck injury but she is giving it a go tonight…

Mark:Chigusa Nagayo slides some chairs in to the ring…Lioness Asuka hooks up Sub Nurse Sato… Tiger Bomb right through the steel chairs…

Rhino:What forcefulness she showed when she drove her right in to the steel chairs…

Mark:Lioness Asuka goes for the cover on Sub Nurse Sato 1………………..2…………. Combat Toyota comes in and drops an leg right across the neck of Lioness Asuka…

Rhino:Sub Nurse Sato is crawling to the corner…

Mark:Combat Toyota gets the tag from Sub Nurse Sato… Lioness Asuka gets up on her to feet… Kick to the midsection… Hangwoman Neckbreaker…

Rhino:Combat Toyota has a steel chair…

Mark:Combat Toyota begins choking Lioness Asuka with the steel chair…

Rhino:It seems like Combat Toyota knows the history of Lioness Asuka… As she is going right after the neck…

Mark:Combat Toyota opens up the steel chair… Irish whip sending Lioness Asuka in to the ropes… Droptoe hold right on to the steel chair…

Rhino:Face first in to the chair went Lioness Asuka…

Mark:Combat Toyota goes for the cover on Lioness Asuka 1………………2………..Kickout by Lioness Asuka… Combat Toyota wedges a chair in the corner…

Rhino:This isnt going to be good…

Mark:Lioness Asuka blocks Combat Toyota from throwing her in the chair… Lioness Asuka now rams Combat Toyota’s head right in to the steel chair…

Rhino:Lioness Asuka is looking to make a tag…

Mark:Sub Nurse Sato gets tagged in and here comes Megumi Kudo… Kudo with forearms as she backs her up in to the corner…

Rhino:Megumi Kudo is looking to set something up here…

Mark:Sub Nurse Sato gets sent in to the corner… Springboard Elbow by Megumi Kudo…

Rhino:Sub Nurse Sato is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Megumi Kudo slides a chair over near the corner… Tornado DDT out of the corner by Megumi Kudo in to the steel chair…

Rhino:Here comes Combat Toyota back in to the ring…

Mark:Lioness Asuka is also in the ring and its a four way battle in the ring right now…

Rhino:All four women are trading shots…

Mark:Chigusa Naygayo is motioning to the crowd…

Rhino:What is she motioning?

Mark:Here come the chairs…

Rhino:The ring is being filled with chairs as all four women try to duck the flying chairs coming in to the ring…

Mark:This is one of those moments you will never forget… Four women in the ring and chairs are flying…

Rhino:There has to be at least thirty chairs in the ring…

Mark:The chairs are covering the ring… Sub Nurse Sato just scooped up Megumi Kudo… Kudo slides off her shoulder and sends her out of the ring…

Rhino:Combat Toyota is taking it to Lioness Asuka…

Mark:From behind Megumi Kudo attacks Combat Toyota… Now Lioness Asuka and Megumi Kudo hook up Combat Toyota… Double Suplex right on to about ten steel chairs…

Rhino:Ouch!

Mark:Sub Nurse Sato is back up on the apron… Lioness Asuka runs right in to her and knocks her off the apron…

Rhino:Combat Toyota is staggering up on to her feet…

Mark:Lioness Asuka slams Combat Toyota down on the chairs… MOONSAULT BY KUDO! Heres the cover 1………………………2…………………….3…….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here are your winners MEGUMI KUDO AND LIONNESS ASUKA!

Rhino:Megumi Kudo found the right partner to take out Combat Toyota and Sub Nurse Sato here tonight…

Mark:It seems like these women will meet again… As we now get set for our next contest…

Rated RKO vs The Outsiders
-Shawn Michaels and Triple H Banned From Ringside

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing Team Number One…Representing Degeneration X… Weighing in at 607 Pounds… Kevin Nash and Scott Hall… THE OUTSIDERS!

(“Break it Down” plays as The Outsiders enter the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponents… Weighing in at a combined weight of 485 Pounds… Edge and Randy Orton… RATED RKO!

(“Metalingus/Burn in my light” plays as Rated RKO enters the arena…)

Mark:Here we go… Scott Hall and Randy Orton start things out in the center of the ring… Randy Orton slaps Scott Hall right in the face…

Rhino:Scott Hall is laughing it off…

Mark:Toothpick in the face of Randy Orton as Scott Hall through it right in to his face…

Rhino:That fired up Orton…

Mark:Randy Orton goes for a right hand… Ducked by Scott Hall… Hall opens up on Randy Orton with a couple of right hands… Big right hand knocking down Randy Orton by Scott Hall…

Rhino:Randy Orton is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Randy Orton charges at Scott Hall… Scott Hall with a side step and drop toe holds Randy Orton… Scott Hall on the back of Orton and slaps him right across the back of the head…

Rhino:Scott Hall is frustrating Randy Orton…

Mark:Randy Orton goes over and tags in Edge…Edge now comes in and connects with a couple of right hands by Edge to Scott Hall… Irish whip by Edge… Reversal by Scott Hall… Scott Hall goes for a clothesline… Ducked by Edge… Edge comes off the ropes… Crossbody… Caught by Scott Hall…

Rhino:This is not going to be good for Edge…

Mark:Fallaway Slam by Scott Hall sending Edge halfway across the ring…

Rhino:Edge and Orton are getting frustrated with The Outsiders here in the early going…

Mark:Edge gets back up on to his feet and goes after Scott Hall… Thumb to the eye by Edge as he now follows it up with kicks to the midsection backing him up in to the Rated RKO Corner…

Rhino:Edge tags in Orton…

Mark:Both men stomping away at Scott Hall in the corner…

Rhino:Kevin Nash can only watch as they double team Scott Hall…

Mark:Scott Hall gets sent for the ride in to the ropes by Randy Orton… Dropkick by The Legend Killer… Randy Orton goes for the cover on Scott Hall 1…………………….2…………….Kickout by Hall…

Rhino:Randy Orton is eyeing up Scott Hall…

Mark:Stomps to Scott Hall… As he just continues to stomp him right in to the ground…

Rhino:The Randy Orton Stomp is doing a number to Scott Hall…

Mark:Scott Hall uses the ropes to get back up on to his feet… Randy Orton turns him around… Vertical Suplex by Randy Orton… As now Orton goes for another cover 1………………………2…………..Kickout by Scott Hall again…

Rhino:Nash really wants to get in to this match up…

Mark:Randy Orton opens up Scott Hall as Edge gets the tag back in to the ring and Edge connects with a vicious shot to the ribs of Scott Hall…

Rhino:Edge is now setting up Scott Hall…

Mark:Side Slam by Edge driving Scott Hall in to the mat… As Edge begins to taunt the crowd here in Atlanta…

Rhino:The fans really dislike Edge and Randy Orton…

Mark:Edge now puts Scott Hall up on the top rope…

Rhino:Scott Hall is in a lot of trouble now…

Mark:Superplex by Edge driving Scott Hall right down in to the mat…

Rhino:Hall is down and could be out…

Mark:Edge goes for the cover 1……………………..2……………………3….NO! Kevin Nash comes in to break it up…

Rhino:Kevin Nash is trying to get the fans to urge Scott Hall on…

Mark:Edge whips Scott Hall in to the ropes…Edge comes off the other side… Double Clothesline and both men are down on the canvas…

Rhino:The fans want to see Scott Hall tag in Kevin Nash…

Mark:Edge tags in Randy Orton… Scott Hall makes the tag…

Rhino:Here Comes Big Daddy Cool…

Mark:Nash with forearms to Randy Orton as he knocks him right down…

Rhino:Edge is in the ring…

Mark:Big Boot to Edge knocking him out of the ring… As Kevin Nash begins to take control as he whips Randy Orton hard in to the corner…

Rhino:Big Daddy Cool is charging up the engine as he is about to go full steam ahead…

Mark:Big Clothesline in the corner as Randy Orton comes staggering out of the corner…

Rhino:The Legend Killer is in trouble…

Mark:Side Walk Slam driving Orton right in to the mat… As Kevin Nash goes for the cover 1…………………….2…………….3…NO! Edge comes back in and breaks it up…

Rhino:Scott Hall is in the ring…

Mark:Clothesline by Scott Hall and Edge and Hall go over the top rope and to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Kevin Nash is now waiting for Randy Orton to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Randy Orton gets sent in to the ropes… Big Boot by Kevin Nash…

Rhino:Kevin Nash is calling for it…

Mark:Kevin Nash kicks Randy Orton in the midsection… JACKKNIFE POWERBOMB!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it for Rated RKO…

Mark:SPEAR!

Rhino:Edge just charged in to the ring and laid out Kevin Nash with a spear…

Mark:Big Daddy Cool is struggling to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Edge has the referee distracted…

Mark:LOW BLOW! By Orton…

Rhino:Scott Hall is down on the outside and he cant help Nash…

Mark:R-K-O! Randy Orton hooks the leg 1………………2……………3……..ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here are your winners RATED RKO!

Rhino:Randy Orton and Edge took out the Outsiders here tonight at Saturday Night Torture…

(“Break it Down” plays as out from the back come Shawn Michaels and Triple H)

Mark:Here come the tag champs and they have Chairs in hand…

Rhino:Randy Orton and Edge are escaping through the crowd…

Mark:Shawn and Hunter are out for revenge… Randy Orton and Edge wanted no part of them here tonight… As they did what they said they were going to do…

EWA Television Championship Tacks, Leadpipes and Crowbars Match
Subway(c) vs Alex Shelley

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall and is the Tacks, Leadpipes and Crowbars Match for the EWA Television Championship…Introducing first… The Challenger…From Behind The Camera…Weighing in at 215 Pounds… ALEX SHELLEY!

(“Paparazzi” plays as Alex Shelley enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Wildwood,Nj… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… The EWA Television Champion… The X-Core Soldier SUBWAY!

(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)

Mark:Subway is coming in to the ring with a Crowbar in hand as he goes right after Alex Shelley… Shot to the midsection with the crowbar from the X-Core Soldier Subway…

Rhino:Alex Shelley is backing up in to the corner…

Mark:Subway comes charging in with crowbar in hand…Alex Shelley gets the boot up and nails Subway right in the face and knocking the crowbar out of Subway’s hand…

Rhino:Alex Shelley is now up on the middle rope…

Mark:Flying Back Elbow from the middle rope by Alex Shelley catching the EWA Television Champion off guard…

Rhino:Alex Shelley slides to the outside of the ring and brings a leadpipe in to the ring…

Mark:Alex Shelley now begins choking Subway with the lead pipe…

Rhino:Shelley is looking to make Raven happy by walking out with the EWA Television Championship…

Mark:Shelley now waits for Subway to get up on to his feet… Alex Shelley charges with the leadpipe and knocks Subway over the top rope and to the outside goes the X-Core Soldier…

Rhino:Alex Shelley is looking to take a chance…

Mark:Alex Shelley charges and dives through the ropes but Subway moved out of the way and Alex Shelley crashes and burns as he hits the guardrail head on…

Rhino:That’s not good for Alex Shelley…

Mark:Subway now whips Alex Shelley hard in to the steel steps…

Rhino:Subway rolls him back in to the ring as Alex Shelley is hurting in the ring…

Mark:Subway puts a bag in the corner as he comes back in to the ring…Subway grabs Alex Shelley and backs him up in to the corner with knife edge chops to the chest…

Rhino:He is lighting up the Challenger…

Mark:Subway whips him in to the ropes… Flying Crowbar Shot from the X-Core Soldier to his challenger Alex Shelley…

Rhino:Things arent looking too good for Alex Shelley at the moment…

Mark:Subway hooks him up… Double Arm DDT by Subway… As now Subway is walking over to the corner…

Rhino:You know what this means…

Mark:The bag is being opened and here come the Tacks…

Rhino:The tacks are being spread out and I dont think Alex Shelley is going to like what is going to happen next…

Mark:Subway whips Alex Shelley in to the ropes… Flapjack Face first in to the tacks…

Rhino:Alex Shelley is now bleeding after going right in to the tacks face first…

Mark:Subway isnt done…As he has Alex Shelley setup… Pulling Piledriver right down in to the tacks…

Rhino:Tacks are sticking in to the face of Alex Shelley…

Mark:Subway rolls him over in the tacks as Subway has an smirk on his face as he now goes for the cover 1…………………..2………………3…….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Television Champion SUBWAY!

Rhino:The X-Core Soldier Proved his Dominance here in this match up tonight…

Mark:Subway was too much for Alex Shelley… As we are now getting set for our Main Event…

Demon Child vs Doug Kinsella
Special Referee-Big Daddy Ace

Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is set for one fall… Introducing The Special Guest Referee… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… BIG DADDY ACE!

(“Im Coming” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Now introducing the participants… First… From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 269 Pounds… DEMON CHILD!

(“Voodoo” plays as Demon Child enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Dayton, Ohio… Weighing in at 241 Pounds… DOUG KINSELLA!

(“Open Your Eyes” plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)

Mark:Doug Kinsella is out with a chain on his fist…

Rhino:He is ready for war Mark…

Mark:Doug Kinsella reaches back and Big Daddy Ace grabs his fist…

Rhino:He is taking the chain away from Doug Kinsella as Ace is the referee in this match up…

Mark:While Big Daddy Ace is doing that Demon Child is taking advantage nailing Doug Kinsella with right hands… Demon Child backs him up in to the ropes… Irish whip by Demon Child sending Doug Kinsella in to the ropes… Elbow to the side of the head of Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Shades of the Amercian Dream as he drills an elbow right to the top of Doug Kinsella’s head knocking him right down to the canvas…

Rhino:Demon Child is now choking the life out of Doug Kinsella…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace lets Demon continue to choke Doug Kinsella… Big Daddy Ace finally steps in to break it up…

Rhino:He waited a while before he did that…

Mark:We all know the hatred between Doug Kinsella and Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:Demon and Ace are now having a little bit of a stare down… As these two men will meet at Nightmare on EWA Boulevard for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship when we get to Las Vegas…

Mark:Demon Child now scoops up and connects with a shoulder breaker… As Demon Child now goes for the cover 1………..2…..Kickout by Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:Quick Count there by the EWA World Champion…

Mark:Demon Child now backs Doug Kinsella up in to the corner as he connects with a couple of right hands… Irish whip sending Doug Kinsella in to the farside… Demon Child charges in… Big Splash! Missed! As Doug Kinsella moved out of the way…

Rhino:Demon Child hit the corner hard as Doug Kinsella moved out of the way…

Mark:A couple of right hands by Doug Kinsella… As he now kicks him in the midsection… Swinging Neckbreaker by Doug Kinsella… Cover by Doug Kinsella 1………..2……..Kickout by Demon Child…

Rhino:Looks like Big Daddy Ace plans on using the fast count for both sides…

Mark:He has history with Doug Kinsella and an upcoming title match with Demon Child… It is hard for him to choose a side in this match up…

Rhino:Good point…

Mark:Doug Kinsella goes behind Demon Child… German Release Suplex… As Doug Kinsella goes for another cover 1………….2…………..Kickout by Demon Child again…

Rhino:Demon Child is now slowly getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Doug Kinsella hooks up Demon Child… Belly to Back Suplex by Doug Kinsella… As here is another cover 1…………..2……Kickout again…

Rhino:Demon Child continues to kick out…

Mark:Shane McMahon must be watching this in the back some where… As he will take on Doug Kinsella at Nightmare on EWA Boulevard inside the Hell in a Cell…

Rhino:Doug’s Career will be on the line in that match up…

Mark:Doug Kinsella now whips Demon Child in to the corner and is now putting Demon Child up on the top rope…

Rhino:Demon Child is in trouble…

Mark:Doug Kinsella hooks him up… Superplex! No! Demon Child blocks it and headbutts Doug Kinsella off the top rope…

Rhino:Demon Child is now standing up on the top rope…

Mark:FROG SPLASH! By the Number One Contender Demon Child…

Rhino:What a move that was by Demon Child…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace goes to make the count 1……………………………………2……………………………Kickout by Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:Now that count was slower than the others…

Mark:Yes it was and Demon Child is getting right up in the face of Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:Things could explode right here… But Ace is telling him he better not…

Mark:From Behind… School Boy! By Doug Kinsella 1…………………………………..2……………………Kickout by Demon Child…

Rhino:Now Doug Kinsella got a taste of the slow count from the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…

Mark:Demon Child and Doug Kinsella turn around and they both hit each other with a big right hand knocking each other down to the canvas…

Rhino:They both had the same thing in mind…

Mark:Both men are struggling to their feet…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella has to remember that if he loses he will be forced to wear the Jester Suit…

Mark:Demon Child goes for a right hand… Blocked by Doug Kinsella who comes back with a couple of right hands of his own…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is backing him in to the ropes…

Mark:Irish whip by Doug Kinsella… Demon Child comes off the ropes… High Back Body Drop by Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:Demon Child is slowly getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Demon Child whipped again in to the ropes… Powerslam by Doug Kinsella… Who now goes for the cover 1…………………………2…………………….3…NO! Demon Child gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Doug complaining that it was a slow count to Big Daddy Ace…

Mark:Ace doesn’t care what the count is…

Rhino:Doug needs to let it go as he waits for Demon Child to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Doug Kinsella hooks up Demon Child… FINAL ENCOUNTER! NO! Demon Child counters… Backslide 1…….2…..3…NO! Doug Kinsella kicks out…

Rhino:That was a really fast count…

Mark:Doug Kinsella staggers back around… DEMON DROP!

Rhino:That’s gonna be it right here…

Mark:Demon Child hooks the leg 1………………………..2……………………………………………………….

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace isnt counting him down…

Mark:Demon Child is pissed off…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace slides out of the ring as Demon Child yells right down at him…

Mark:Doug Kinsella is staggering back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Demon Child doesn’t know he is getting back up…

Mark:From behind Doug Kinsella with a roll up…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace slides back in to the ring…

Mark:Heres the count 1…………………2……………..3…………. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DOUG KINSELLA!

Rhino:Doug wont have to wear the Jester Suit as he was able to defeat Demon Child…

Mark:Demon Child is going out after Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:They are trading right hands as they brawl up the ramp way…

Mark:Demon Child with a clothesline knocking down the World Champion…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is getting back up…

Mark:DEMON DROP! NO! Big Daddy Ace pushes him right in to the set…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is celebrating in the ring…

Mark:SKULL MEETS STEEL! By Shane McMahon…As Doug Kinsella turned around Shane McMahon laid him out with a steel chair…

Rhino:Where did Shane come from?

Mark:SPEAR! Ace just speared his challenger…

Rhino:We didn’t see Shane coming as everyone was paying attention to Big Daddy Ace and Demon Child up at the top of the ramp…

Mark:Will Shane McMahon end the career of Doug Kinsella? Or will Doug Kinsella earn his chance at the Extreme Bowl? Will Big Daddy Ace proved his dominance as EWA World Champion? Or will Demon Child finally win the big one? We will find at NIGHTMARE ON EWA BOULEVARD! GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!

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