Thursday Night Chaos 05-10-07
Mark:Welcome everyone to Green Bay Wisconsin, the site of Thursday Night Chaos… And what a night we have in store for everyone here tonight Rhino…
Rhino:Its a Double Main Event… One Title Match and One Match to determine who will compete for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship at May-Hem 2007…
Mark:The EWA Television Title Will Be on the line when Shawn Michaels defends against his challenger… Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:After almost a month out of the ring, can Doug Kinsella shake off the ring rust and once again become EWA Television Champion… I guess we will answer that question tonight…
Mark:I believe we will Rhino… As also the other question to be answered will be is who is the Number One Contender for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:Its AJ Styles… Its Megumi Kudo and its Stone Cold Steve Austin…
Mark:Its a Triple Threat Round Robin Match meaning you have to pin both of your opponents to earn the shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:Its going to be one hell of a night…
Mark:Lets get started with the Lone Jobber Stardom Invitational…
Lone Jobber Stardom Invitational
Christian vs Val Venis
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall and is a Lone Jobber Stardom Invitational Match… Introducing first… The Special Referee for the Lone Jobber Stardom Invitational… Mister E-W-A… LONE JOBBER!
(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Now introducing the participants… First… From Toronto, Ontario, Canada… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… Captain Charisma CHRISTIAN!
(“At Last” plays as Christian enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His Opponent… From Las Vegas, Nevada…Weighing in at 227 Pounds… VAL VENIS!
(“Hello Ladies” plays as Val Venis enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Val Venis starts things off with Christian… Christian scores with a couple of right hands… Val Venis comes back with a couple of his own…
Rhino:They are trading shots right now…
Mark:Christian gets sent off in to the ropes by Val Venis… Val Venis goes for a clothesline… Christian ducks and comes off the farside ropes… Cross Body by Christian in to a cover as Lone Jobber makes the count 1……………2………….Kickout by Val Venis…
Rhino:Val gets right back up…
Mark:Christian scores with a hip toss… As Val Venis gets slowly back up on to his feet… Back Elbow by Christian knocking down Val Venis…
Rhino:Christian right now has control over The Big Valbowski…
Mark:Christian now scoops him up and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:Christian is now on the middle rope…
Mark:Leg Drop by Captain Charisma as he now goes for another cover as Lone Jobber counts 1………………..2………..Kickout by Val Venis…
Rhino:Val Venis is struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Val is now backed up in to the corner by Christian… Christian whips him in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Here comes Christian…
Mark:Running Clothesline… Missed as Val Venis moved out of the way…
Rhino:Christian hit the corner hard…
Mark:Christian staggers around… Powerslam by Val Venis… Lone Jobber makes the count 1……………….2………….. Kickout by Christian…
Rhino:Val Venis is starting to get fired up…
Mark:Right hands by Val Venis and he follows it up with a big uppercut to Christian…
Rhino:Christian is checking his jaw after that shot from Val Venis…
Mark:Christian pulls himself back up on to his feet… Val Venis whips him off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop…
Rhino:Val Venis is feeling it…
Mark:Christian staggers around… Val Venis scoops him up and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:Val Venis is heading to the top rope…
Mark:Val gets himself set up…
Rhino:Christian is back up on his feet…
Mark:Christian is by the corner and nails Val Venis in the midsection…
Rhino:Christian is now climbing up the ropes…
Mark:Christian hooks up Val Venis for a Superplex… Val Blocks and knocks Christian off the top rope…
Rhino:Val is standing on the top turnbuckle…
Mark:MONEY SHOT! CONNECTS!
Rhino:We could have an upset right here…
Mark:Val Venis hooks the leg as Lone Jobber counts 1…………………2………….3……. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner VAL VENIS!
Rhino:What an Upset…
Mark:Val Venis moves on in the Lone Jobber Stardom Invitational after upseting Christian here tonight at Thursday Night Chaos… Its time to get to our next match up in the Lone Jobber Stardom Invitational…
Lone Jobber Stardom Invitational
Johnny Sites vs Goldust
Pa Announcer:This Next Contest is another Lone Jobber Stardom Invitational Match… Introducing first… From Hollywood, California… Weighing in at 266 Pounds… GOLDUST!
(“Gold-Lust” plays as Goldust enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 225 Pounds… JOHNNY SITES!
(“Beautiful People” plays as Johnny Sites enters the arena…)
Mark:Here wego… Johnny Sites goes after Goldust nailing him with kicks to the legs of Goldust…
Rhino:He is trying to tighten up the quads of Goldust…
Mark:Johnny Sites now whips Goldust off in to the ropes… Dropkick by Johnny Sites… Sites goes for the cover as Lone Jobber makes the count 1……………….2…………..Kickout by Goldust…
Rhino:Goldust now being backed up in to the corner…
Mark:Johnny Sites now connects with a couple of kicks to the midsection of Goldust… Sites with an irish whip… Goldust with a reversal… Johnny Sites comes out of the corner… Running Bulldog by Goldust…
Rhino:Goldust just drove Johnny Sites head right in to the mat…
Mark:Goldust goes for the quick cover as Lone Jobber counts 1…………………..2…………….Kickout by Johnny Sites…
Rhino:Johnny Sites is making his way back up on to his feet…
Mark:Shots right to the jaw of Johnny Sites by Goldust as he backs him up in to the corner…
Rhino:Goldust is now climbing up the turnbuckles and starts hammering Johnny Sites…
Mark:The fans count along… Six… Seven… Eight… Nine and…
Rhino:Goldust is now biting the forehead of Johnny Sites…
Mark:Sites staggers out of the corner… Goldust grabs his arm… Short Arm Clothesline laying of Johnny Sites… Goldust goes for the cover on Sites 1……………………..2………….Kickout by Johnny Sites…
Rhino:Goldust now waits for Johnny Sites to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Goldust hooks him up and connects with a vertical suplex…
Rhino:It seems like Goldust has found his groove…
Mark:Goldust has the legs of Johnny Sites and he makes a wish as he splits the legs of Johnny Sites apart…
Rhino:That’s not gonna feel good…
Mark:Goldust now picks him up… Sites with a small package 1………………….2……………Kickout by Goldust…
Rhino:Johnny Sites is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Goldust whips him in to the ropes… Goldust goes for a clothesline… Johnny Sites ducks the clothesline… Sites comes off the ropes… Spin Heel Kick laying out Goldust…
Rhino:Johnny Sites is now waiting for him to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Johnny Sites now hooks up Goldust as he has him up on his shoulder in a Torture Rack position… Da Johnny Bomb!
Rhino:Goldust seems to be out of it…
Mark:Goldust is on his knees… NEW SITES!
Rhino:What a kick that was…
Mark:Johnny Sites hooks the leg as Lone Jobber makes the count 1…………………2……………..3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JOHNNY SITES!
Rhino:Johnny Sites advances in the Lone Jobber Stardom Invitational…
Mark:Sites advances… Who will be next… Lets find out right now…
Lone Jobber Stardom Invitational
Kip James vs Mephiles
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Lone Jobber Stardom Invitational Match… Introducing first… From Houston, Texas… Weighing in at 268 Pounds… KIP JAMES!
(“Bounty Hunters” plays as Kip James enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… Weighing in at 177 Pounds… MEMPHILES!
Mark:Lone Jobber calls for the bell and this match up is underway… Mephiles scores with a couple of right hands backing Kip James up in to the ropes… Mephiles whips Kip James in to the ropes… Reversal by Kip James… Mephiles comes off the ropes… Tilt a Whirl Slam by Kip James…
Rhino:Mephiles was drilled right in to the mat…
Mark:Kip James now waits for Mephiles to get back up on to his feet… Kip James kicks Mephiles in the midsection… Stalling Vertical Suplex…
Rhino:Kip James is letting the blood rush to the forehead of Mephiles…
Mark:Mephiles gets dropped straight down to the canvas… Kip James goes for the cover 1……………….2…….. Mephiles gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Mephiles is rolling out of the ring…
Mark:I think Mephiles has had enough as he is walking up the isle…
Rhino:He might just be catching his breathe…
Mark:Kip James goes out after Mephiles… From behind a Clothesline by Kip James…
Rhino:Kip James just laid him out on the entrance ramp…
Mark:Mephiles is slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Kip James is setting him up…
Mark:Lone Jobber is up to seven… Eight… Jackhammer! By Kip James… Nine… Ten! Its Over!
Pa Announcer:Lone Jobber has counted both men out there for this match up is a Draw!
Rhino:Kip James forgot about the count and was counted out along with Mephiles…
Mark:I guess they just eliminated themselves from the Lone Jobber Stardom Invitational… As we now get to the final match this week of the Lone Jobber Stardom Invitational…
Lone Jobber Stardom Invitational
Tank vs Mondo the Masterful
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Lone Jobber Stardom Invitational is set for one fall… Introducing first…
Mark:I dont think we need to wait for the introduction as both men are battling right now…
Rhino:I guess this fight started in the back and now we are seeing it live…
Mark:Tank with a huge clothesline and Mondo The Masterful is now rolling down the entrance ramp…
Rhino:Both of these men want to advance in the Lone Jobber Stardom Invitational…
Mark:Mondo The Masterful is staggering back up on his feet… Tank runs down the ramp and charges at Mondo The Masterful… Mondo The Masterful ducks and Tank hits the side of the ring…
Rhino:He was full steam ahead…
Mark:Mondo The Masterful rolls Tank back in to the ring…
Rhino:Mondo The Masterful is now heading to the top rope…
Mark:Tank staggers back up on to his feet… Flying Crossbody!
Rhino:Mondo The Masterful caught Tank good with that Crossbody…
Mark:Cover as Lone Jobber makes the count 1………………..2……………..Tank kicks out…
Rhino:Tank is getting back up on his feet…
Mark:Uppercuts by Mondo The Masterful… As he backs Tank up in to the ropes… Irish whip by Mondo The Masterful… Tank comes off the ropes…Mondo The Masterful ducks… Tank puts on the breaks and kicks Mondo The Masterful right in the face…
Rhino:Mondo The Masterful is staggering around…
Mark:Tank lifts up Mondo The Masterful… Death Valley Driver…
Rhino:Mondo The Masterful was dropped right on his head…
Mark:Tank covers Mondo The Masterful as Lone Jobber makes the count 1………………….2…………Mondo The Masterful kicks out…
Rhino:Mondo The Masterful is now staggering back up in to the corner…
Mark:Tank charges… Big Splash! No! Mondo The Masterful moved out of the way… Reverse DDT by Mondo The Masterful…
Rhino:Mondo The Masterful saw Tank coming and was able to get out of the way…
Mark:Mondo The Masterful goes for the cover 1………………….2…………..3….NO! Tank gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Mondo The Masterful is now waiting for Tank to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Tank is back up… Mondo The Masterful kicks him in the midsection… Pulling Piledriver!
Rhino:I think he could have Tank right here and now…
Mark:Mondo The Masterful goes for the cover as Lone Jobber counts 1……………………2………….3……NO! Tank gets his shoulder up again…
Rhino:Mondo The Masterful is getting up in the face of Lone Jobber arguing the call…
Mark:Tank is back up in the corner… Running Clothesline by Mondo The Masterful…
Rhino:Tank is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Mondo The Masterful kicks him in the midsection… Powerbomb! No! Back Drop by Tank…
Rhino:Mondo The Masterful is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Tank hooks him up… 50 CAL! NO! Mondo The Masterful counters… Small Package 1…………………2…………….3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner MONDO THE MASTERFUL!
Rhino:What an Upset…
Mark:This Lone Jobber Stardom Invitational is just full of upsets here tonight…
Rhino:Yes it is…
Mark:So three have advanced… Only one can win the Lone Jobber Stardom Invitational… We will find out who wins at May-Hem 2007… But it is now time for our next contest…
Number One Contenders Match for the EWA Television Title
Ryodo vs Demon Child
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the number one contenders match for the EWA Television Championship… Introducing first… From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 269 Pounds… DEMON CHILD!
(“Voodoo” plays as Demon Child enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From St. Louis, Missouri…Weighing in at 240 Pounds… Representing the Extreme Soldiers… RYODO!
(“St Anger” plays as Ryodo enters the arena…)
Mark:Demon Child and Ryodo are face to face in the center of the ring… Ryodo scores with a couple of forearm shots to Demon Child… Demon Child gets backed up in to the ropes… Ryodo whips him in to the ropes… Back Elbow by Ryodo knocking down Demon Child…
Rhino:Demon Child gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Ryodo scoops up and slams Demon Child down to the canvas…Ryodo comes right off the ropes… Rolling Senton Splash by Ryodo…
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Ryodo goes for a cover 1……………2…………Demon Child kicks out…
Rhino:Ryodo is now waiting for Demon Child to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Demon Child is back up and Ryodo whips him in to the corner… Running Clothesline by Ryodo…
Rhino:Demon Child is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Ryodo charges and connects with a sunset flip in to a pin 1……………….2……………. Demon Child kicks out…
Rhino:Demon Child gets back up…
Mark:Demon Child charges with a clothesline…Ryodo ducks the clothesline and counters it in to a neckbreaker…
Rhino:Ryodo now looking down at Demon Child….
Mark:Somersault Leg Drop right down on to Demon Child…
Rhino:Tremendous move right there…
Mark:Ryodo goes for the cover on Demon Child 1…………………….2…………….. Demon Child gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:So far the former EWA Television Champion is in control of this match up…
Mark:Ryodo is now heading to the top rope…
Rhino:He is going high risk…
Mark:Moonsault! Missed as Demon Child moved out of the way…
Rhino:Demon Child saw the moonsault coming and was able to move out of the way with in a split second of Ryodo coming down off the top rope…
Mark:Demon Child now scoops up Ryodo… Running Powerslam by Demon Child driving Ryodo in to the mat…
Rhino:Demon Child is looking to get back in to this match up…
Mark:Demon Child comes off the ropes and drops the elbow right down on Ryodo… Quick cover by Demon Child 1…………………2………..Ryodo gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Ryodo is now slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Demon Child kicks him in the midsection… Brainbuster!
Rhino:Ryodo was dropped right on his head by Demon Child…
Mark:Another cover by Demon Child 1…………….2…………….3…. NO! Ryodo kicks out again…
Rhino:Demon Child is now waiting for Ryodo to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Ryodo is up as he turns around… DEMON DROP! NO! Demon Child gets shoved off in to the ropes…Running Enziguri by Ryodo!
Rhino:Nice move there by Ryodo as he tries to slow down Demon Child…
Mark:Ryodo goes for the cover 1………………….2……………3……NO! Demon Child gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Ryodo is now waiting for Demon Child to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Demon Child gets up on to his feet… Ryodo has him setup… DEATH SPIRAL! NO! Demon Child lands on his feet… DEMON DROP!
Rhino:That’s could be it…
Mark:Demon Child hits the move and goes for the cover 1……………………….2…………….3…. HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DEMON CHILD…
Rhino:Demon Child just earned himself a shot at the EWA Television Championship…
Mark:We will find out who he will face at Monday Night Madness during our Main Event here tonight… But for now its time to see the EWA World Heavyweight Champion in action…
Non Title
Triple H vs Halo
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Non Title Match set for one fall… Introducing first… From Manchester, England… Weighing in at 273 Pounds… HALO!
(“This Was My Life” plays as Halo enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… The Game TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Mark:The Bell Sounds and this match up is underway…
Rhino:Triple H is circling his Halo at the moment…
Mark:Triple H goes in and scores with a couple of right hands… Halo fights back with a couple of his own… Uppercut by Halo as he backs Triple H up in to the corner…
Rhino:Halo is looking to open up on the EWA World Champion…
Mark:Halo goes for a big right hand… Triple H ducks and now hammers Halo in the corner with shots right to the ribs… The Game whips Halo in to the farside corner… The Game comes charging in… Dropkick by Halo…
Rhino:Halo saw him coming right at him and he scored with the dropkick…
Mark:Halo now goes for the quick cover 1………..2………. Triple H kicks out…
Rhino:Triple H is making his way back up on to his fet…
Mark:Halo hooks him up… DDT by Halo as he drops Triple H down on his head… Another cover 1……………..2………. Kickout by Triple H…
Rhino:Halo is pulling The Game back up on to his feet…
Mark:Sideeffect Slam by Halo…
Rhino:Right now Halo is in control of the EWA World Champion…
Mark:Halo with another cover on Triple H 1……………….2…………… Kickout again by Triple H…
Rhino:The Game right now is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Halo whips Triple H in to the ropes… Halo comes off the other side… Crossbody! No! Triple H ducked and Halo crashes and burns right down in to the canvas…
Rhino:That moved didn’t pay off for Halo…
Mark:Triple H grabs Halo and shoots him off in to the ropes… Running High Knee by Triple H…
Rhino:That move right there can take someones head off…
Mark:Triple H mounts Halo and scores with a couple of straight right hands…
Rhino:He is just hammering away at Halo…
Mark:The Game now grabs Halo by the hair as he pulls him back up on his feet… Irish whip… Halo comes off the ropes… Spinebuster!
Rhino:Triple H is in complete control right now…
Mark:The Game goes for the cover 1……………………….2………….3……NO! Halo gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:I think Triple H knows it is only a matter of time before he finishes off Halo…
Mark:Triple H now hooks up Halo… Kick to the Midsection… Pedigree! No! Back Drop by Halo…
Rhino:Still some fight in Halo…
Mark:Halo makes his way back up and scores with a couple of right hands… Irish whip by Halo… Running Clothesline knocking down Triple H…
Rhino:Triple H is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Halo lifts him up…DEATH JURY! NO! The Game rakes the eyes and gets out of it…
Rhino:Halo is trying to regain his eye sight…
Mark:Triple H spins him around… Kick to the midsection… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:That’s gonna be it right here and now…
Mark:Triple H hooks the leg 1…………………….2…………………3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRIPLE H!
Rhino:The Game gets the victory here tonight in this non title match up…
Mark:Who will face Triple H for the EWA World Championship at May-Hem 2007… We will find out right now as the Triple Threat Round Robin Match up is now about to begin…
Triple Threat Round Robin Match
Falls Count Anywhere, Everything Is Legal
Number One Contender EWA World Title
AJ Styles vs Megumi Kudo vs Steve Austin
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Triple Threat Round Robin Falls Count Anywhere, Everything is Legal Match… And is for the Number One Contendership for the EWA World Championship…Introducing first… From Gainsville, Ga… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… AJ STYLES!
(“I Am” plays as AJ Styles enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Koshigaya, Japan… Weighing in at 132 Pounds…Representing the Crazy Eights… MEGUMI KUDO!
(“Battl Without Honor or Humanity” plays as Megumi Kudo enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponent… From Victoria, Texas… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!
(“Glass Shatters” plays as Steve Austin enters the arena…)
Mark:Stone Cold enters the ring and goes right after AJ Styles and nails him with right hands…
Rhino:Look at Stone Cold go…
Mark:Austin nails AJ Styles back in to the ropes… Irish whip by Stone Cold…. AJ Styles leap frogs over Steve Austin… Stone Cold turns around… Styles Connects with the Pele…
Rhino:That knocked Stone Cold backwards and he falls through the middle rope and goes to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Megumi Kudo spins AJ Styles around and slaps him right across the face…Elbows by Megumi Kudo as she whips AJ Styles in to the ropes… Styles comes off the ropes… Cross Body Block by Megumi Kudo… Kudo with the cover 1………………….2…………. Styles kicks out…
Rhino:Stone Cold is back up on the apron…
Mark:Low Dropkick by Megumi Kudo taking out the leg of Stone Cold and Stone Cold hits his head on the side of the ring…
Rhino:AJ Styles makes his way back up on to his feet…
Mark:Chops by Megumi Kudo across the chest of AJ Styles…Kudo now hooks up AJ Styles… DDT by Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Kudo is on a roll right now…
Mark:Megumi Kudo with a cover 1……………2………AJ Styles kicks out again…
Rhino:Steve Austin is back up on the apron…
Mark:Megumi Kudo goes for another baseball slide… Stone Cold moves and Pulls Megumi Kudo out of the ring… Hard Clothesline by Steve Austin laying out Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Stone Cold was trying to take her head off with that shot…
Mark:On the outside Stone Cold goes for the cover on Megumi Kudo 1………………2……………..Kickout by Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Stone Cold is now getting back up on his feet and rolls Megumi Kudo back in to the ring…
Mark:Styles Flies! AJ Styles leaped over the top rope and lands right down on to Steve Austin on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:AJ Styles just picked his spot right there and took out Stone Cold…
Mark:AJ Styles now plants Stone Cold on the guardrail…
Rhino:What in the world is AJ Styles going to do…
Mark:AJ Styles walking the guardrail… Hurricanranna by AJ Styles taking Stone Cold off the guardrail and right down on the floor below…
Rhino:Nice move right there by AJ Styles…
Mark:AJ Styles covers Stone Cold 1……………………2……………. Steve Austin gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:AJ Styles is pulling up Stone Cold…
Mark:Megumi Kudo dives off the top rope and lands right down on AJ Styles and Stone Cold Steve Austin…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo just picked her spot and hit a big time move on both of her opponents…
Mark:Megumi Kudo rolls AJ Styles back in to the ring…
Rhino:AJ Styles is slowly getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Megumi Kudo connects with a handspring elbow to AJ Styles in the corner…
Rhino:AJ Styles is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Running Bulldog by Megumi Kudo to AJ Styles… Megumi Kudo with the cover 1…………………2………………..3………..
Pa Announcer:The winner of the fall Megumi Kudo!
Rhino:Megumi Kudo now only needs to pin Stone Cold and she wil be the number one contender for the EWA World Championship…
Mark:Steve Austin is now coming back in to the ring… Megumi Kudo scores with a couple of forearms to Stone Cold… Megumi Kudo kicks Stone Cold in the midsection… Megumi Kudo goes for a clothesline… Stone Cold ducks… Kudo gets spun around…. STUNNER!
Rhino:Stone Cold hits the Stone Cold Stunner on Megumi Kudo…
Mark:Steve Austin hooks the leg 1……………………..2………………..3……..
Pa Announcer:The winner of the fall Steve Austin!
Rhino:Steve Austin now only needs to pin AJ Styles…
Mark:Stone Cold now goes to pick up AJ Styles… Small Package! 1……………2……….3…..
Pa Announcer:The winner of the fall AJ Styles!
Rhino:Each person now has one pinfall on one of their opponents… So if AJ Styles pins Megumi Kudo he will be the number one contender for the EWA World Title…
Mark:If Megumi Kudo pins Stone Cold she will have earned her shot at the World Title…
Rhino:And if Stone Cold pins AJ he will be the Number One Contender…
Mark:Stone Cold now back up… Stone Cold goes for a clothesline… Styles ducks and kicks him right in the back of the head with an enziguri…
Rhino:Steve Austin is staggering around…
Mark:Megumi Kudo with a School Girl 1…………………2…………………..3…. NO! Stone Cold kicks out…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is getting back up…
Mark:AJ Styles goes for a spin kick… Kudo ducks and Stone Cold gets caught with the Spin Kick from AJ Styles…
Rhino:Stone Cold has been knocked out of the ring…
Mark:Megumi Kudo whips AJ Styles in to the ropes… Reversal by AJ Styles… Megumi Kudo comes off the ropes… Dropkick by AJ Styles…
Rhino:He caught her square in the jaw…
Mark:AJ Styles is now heading to the top rope…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is back up on to her feet…
Mark:Megumi Kudo with a low blow to AJ Styles catching him up on the top rope…
Rhino:AJ Styles has been stopped in his tracks…
Mark:Megumi Kudo is now climbing up to the top rope…
Rhino:AJ Styles is in trouble…
Mark:HurricanKudo… NO! AJ Styles stops it…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is the one now in trouble…
Mark:STYLES CLASH FROM THE TOP ROPE!
Rhino:Megumi Kudo has been laid out…
Mark:Stone Cold is back in the ring… AJ Styles gets spun around… STUNNER! BY STONE COLD!
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is down and out… And now so is AJ Styles…
Mark:Stone Cold hooks the leg 1………………….2………………….3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!
Rhino:The Texas Rattlesnake is now the Number One Contender for the EWA World Championship…
Mark:He will face Triple H at May-h… OH MY GOD! Stone Cold was just attacked from behind with a steel chair…
Rhino:Who is that…
Mark:ITS BRIAN HENDERSON!
Rhino:What in the world?
Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson just laid out Stone Cold Steve Austin…
Rhino:We havent seen him in months…
Mark:I Guess Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson is making his claim that he wants a shot at the EWA World Championship… What kind of reaction will this get from Stone Cold… We will find out sooner rather than later… But now its time for our Main Event…
EWA Television Championship Lou Thez Classic Match
Shawn Michaels (c) vs Doug Kinsella
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the Lou Thez Classic… And is for the EWA Television Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Dayton, Ohio… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… Representing the Extreme Soldiers… DOUG KINSELLA!
(“Open Your Eyes” plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Reigning and Defending EWA Television Champion… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Mark:The referee checks both men and this match up is underway…
Rhino:This is going to be an in ring classic… Old School Wrestling Rules Apply…
Mark:Shawn Michaels and Doug Kinsella meet in the center of the ring… Collar and Elbow Tie Up…Both men battle for position in the center of the ring… Shawn Michaels backs Doug Kinsella up in to the ropes and the referee steps in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels and Doug Kinsella meet back in the center of the ring again…
Mark:Another collar and elbow tie up… Shawn Michaels quickly goes behind Doug Kinsella as he now has a hammer lock in… Kinsella trying to find a way out of it as he now goes behind Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Kinsella and Michaels are both trying to get the upperhand in this match…
Mark:Doug Kinsella attempts and is able to take Shawn Michaels over with a headlock… Doug Kinsella grinds away with the headlock…
Rhino:Shawn is trying to make his way back up on to his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels fights his way back up on to his feet… Elbows to the midsection… Shawn Michaels sends Doug Kinsella off in to the ropes… Kinsella comes off the ropes and knocks Shawn Michaels down with a shoulder block…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Hip Toss by Doug Kinsella… Shawn Michaels gets back up again this time a little bit slower… Kinsella goes for another hip toss… Shawn Michaels blocks… And connects with a hip toss of his own…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now making his way back up…
Mark:Shawn Michaels scores with an arm drag take down as he now works over the arm of Doug Kinsella… The point of the elbow gets driven right in to the arm of Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:That has to weaken the arm of Doug Kinsella as the arm was stretched out and Shawn just connected square on…
Mark:Doug Kinsella tries fighting back up on to his feet and is able to… As Shawn Michaels gets sent off in to the ropes… Kinsella goes for a dropkick…
Rhino:Shawn holds on to the ropes…
Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO! Doug Kinsella ducked out of the way…
Rhino:Kinsella saw the Sweet Chin Music coming and was able to get out of the way just at the last second…
Mark:Both men are feeling one another out… Shawn Michaels goes for a clothesline… Doug Kinsella ducks… FINAL ENCOUNTER! NO! Shawn Michaels pushes him off in to the ropes…
Rhino:Shawn had that move well scouted…
Mark:Kinsella comes off the ropes… Shawn Michaels takes him over with a hip toss… Shawn Michaels now grabs the right leg of Doug Kinsella and he grabs and yanks his leg right across Doug Kinsella’s body…
Rhino:It looks like Shawn Michaels has found a body part that he is looking to work over…
Mark:Shawn Michaels with the right leg as he drives Doug Kinsella’s knee right to the mat… One more time as the right knee gets driven in to the mat…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is in some pain right now…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now has the right leg of Doug Kinsella and its Knee on Knee as Shawn Michaels drives his knee in to the knee of Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid seems to be in control right now…
Mark:Shawn Michaels with the leg of Doug Kinsella… Figure Four!
Rhino:The Figure Four Leg Lock is being applied by Shawn Michaels…
Mark:The pain on the face of Doug Kinsella tells the story right now…
Rhino:It sure does…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is trying to get to the ropes…
Rhino:Every second the hold is locked in the more pain Doug Kinsella suffers…
Mark:Kinsella is trying to get his body close to the ropes and now he does as the referee steps in to get the hold broken…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels breaks the hold but the damage has already been done to the right leg and knee of Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is using the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels just grabbed the right leg of Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Dragon Screw Leg Whip by the Heartbreak Kid to the right leg of Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:That really has to stretch the knee ligiments of Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now pulls Doug Kinsella back in to the middle of the ring… Figure Four Leg Lock by Shawn Michaels again…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now screaming in pain as he is trying to get to the ropes…
Mark:Shawn Michaels continues to apply pressure with the figure four leg lock…
Rhino:It was smart of Shawn Michaels to move him to the center of the ring before locking in the figure four as he has a longer way to get to the ropes…
Mark:Doug Kinsellaa is trying to move his body to the ropes…
Rhino:I dont think he is going to make it…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is on the verge of tapping out…
Rhino:No he isnt…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is now trying to turn Shawn Michaels over… The Figure Four has been reversed as Doug Kinsella now is the one in control and Shawn Michaels is the one hurting…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels quickly gets to the ropes to get the hold broken…
Mark:Doug Kinsella was able to counter the hold and now is trying to pull himself back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is back up on to his feet now…
Mark:Shawn Michaels grabs the right leg of Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Here comes another dragon screw…
Mark:No it isnt… Enziguri by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Both men are down on the mat right now as Doug Kinsella tries to get back in to this match up…
Mark:The start was the Enziguri… As both men slowly back up on to their feet… Doug Kinsella with a forearm to HBK and follows it up with a chop right across the chest… Doug Kinsella scoops up and slams Shawn Michaels down to the canvas…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella shaking his leg trying to get the blood to flow correctly…
Mark:Doug Kinsella grabs Shawn Michaels by the legs… Slingshot right in to the corner…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is staggering around…
Mark:Doug Kinsella with a kick to the midsection… Double Underhook Powerbomb!
Rhino:What a move by Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Doug Kinsella falls on top of Shawn Michaels 1……………………2………….. HBK kicks out…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dropkick by Doug Kinsella taking out the leg of Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:He hit the left leg of Shawn Michaels… Which is the one Shawn Michaels balances on when he goes for Sweet Chin Music…
Mark:Doug Kinsella with the left leg of Shawn Michaels and he drops all of his weight right down on to it…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now looking to make Shawn Michaels feet the pain that he felt earlier on…
Mark:Shawn Michaels limping around as he gets whipped in to the ropes… Drop Toe Hold… STF!
Rhino:The STF is being locked in by Doug Kinsella in the center of the ring…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is in pain right now as he tries to crawl to the ropes…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella continues to pull back on the neck of Shawn Michaels…
Mark:The Heartbreak Kid is getting close to the ropes…
Rhino:His crawl is slowing down…
Mark:Shawn is on the verge of tapping out to the STF…
Rhino:Will Shawn Michaels tap out?
Mark:Shawn Michaels gets to the rope and now the hold must be broken…
Rhino:Both men are really doing a number to the other in this contest…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is getting back up on to his feet and is now backed up in to the corner…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is putting Shawn Michaels up on the top rope…
Mark:The Heartbreak Kid is in trouble… Superplex! By Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels has been laid out in the center of the ring…
Mark:Doug Kinsella crawls on top of Shawn Michaels as he hooks the leg 1……………………….2…………………3……NO! Shawn Michaels gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now waiting for The Heartbreak Kid to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Doug Kinsella hooks up Shawn Michaels… CELTIC CROSS! NO! Countered… School Boy 1……………………….2………………3………NO! Kinsella kicks out…
Rhino:Both men making their way back up…
Mark:Shawn Michaels goes for a clothesline… Ducked… Kinsella hooks up Shawn Michaels… FINAL ENCOUNTER!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Doug Kinsella with the cover on Shawn Michaels 1…………………………..2……………………3………………ITS NOT OVER!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels got his shoulder up at the last split second…
Mark:Doug Kinsella cant believe that Shawn Michaels kicked out…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is now staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Doug Kinsella shoots him off in to the ropes… Kinsella goes for a clothesline… Shawn Michaels ducks and comes off the far side… Flying Forearm!
Rhino:Both men are down after that flying forearm…
Mark:The referee is counting both men down to the canvas…
Rhino:They have given so much in this match up and it is all for the EWA Television Championship…
Mark:HBK Nips Up…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Hard Chop to the Chest by Shawn Michaels and he follows it up with an atomic drop…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella seems to be dazed right now…
Mark:Scoop and a slam by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is getting his second wind as he is now heading to the top rope…
Mark:The Heartbreak Kid is gonna fly… Flying Elbow Drop!
Rhino:The Elbow was driven right down in to the heart of Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now covers Doug Kinsella 1…………………….2……………….3……..NO! Doug Kinsella gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:The Heartbreak Kid is now tuning up the band…
Rhino:You know what that means…
Mark:Its going to be time for some Sweet Chin Music…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is using the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO! Doug Kinsella ducks… Shawn Michaels is whipped in to the ropes… Powerslam! Kinsella cradles with the pin 1……………..2…………3………NO! Shawn Michaels kicks out…
Rhino:Neither man is giving up without a fight…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is eyeing him up right now…
Mark:Drop Toe Hold… STF! NO! Shawn Michaels rolls through…
Rhino:Doug went right for the submission…
Mark:Doug Kinsella goes for a clothesline… Shawn Michaels ducks… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella has been laid out…
Mark:The Heartbreak Kid hooks the leg 1……………………2…………………….3………ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Television Champion SHAWN MICHAELS!
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels retains the EWA Television Championship…
Mark:This was a true wrestling classic and both men gave it everything they had…
Rhino:These two men gave every ounce of energy they had for the EWA Television Championship…
Mark:Doug Kinsella and Shawn Michaels are now face to face in the center of the ring…
Rhino:They are staring one another down…
Mark:Oh My God…Shawn Michaels shoved in to Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:What in the world…
Mark:Doug Kinsella staggers around… SUPERKICK BY WILLIAM McCONNELL!
Rhino:The Answer William McConnell just laid out Doug Kinsella…
Mark:These two men are going to meet at May-Hem… But I think William McConnell just sent a message to Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is back up now and William McConnell has the EWA Television Championship…
Mark:Belt Shot by William McConnell!
Rhino:The Answer has just made his impact felt here tonight at Thursday Night Chaos…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is still the EWA Television Champion… But it seems some of the questions we had… Have Just Been ANSWERED! Good Night Everyone!
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