Halloween Hellraiser 2007
Mark:We are live from Orlando, Florida… The site of the Halloween Horror Nights…. We are setup in the middle of the Universal Studios Theme Park and what a night of EWA Action we have for you tonight as we present Halloween Hellraiser 2007…
Rhino:We have taken over the park tonight Mark and its going to be one hell of a night…
Mark:Tonight The Main Event will be for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship as Triple H defends against JaRek…
Rhino:We have a whole Grave Yard setup ready for the two men on one of the Sound Stages here at Universal Studios… As these two men are really looking to go at it for the gold here tonight…
Mark:Also tonight we will see the EWA Television Championship on the line in an EWA First… The Unlucky 13 Staples Gun Match…
Rhino:Dangerous D is looking to take the gold away from Arkum… While Arkum looks to hold on to the gold…We will see which one can leave the ring tonight with the gold…
Mark:Plus tonight we will crown a new EWA Womens Champion when Morgan Alvertez and Alexis Laree go one on one in a Trick or Treat Match for the gold…
Rhino:I cant wait for that one…
Mark:Plus will tonight be Lone Jobber’s Final Match?
Rhino:He says it will be…
Mark:The Lone Jobber Retirement Tour comes to an end tonight when he takes on William McConnell… Its going to be a wild night here at Universal Studios in Orlando, Florida… So lets get started with some in ring Womens Division Action…
Brieanna “Breeze” Landon vs Victoria Mitchell
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Berlin, Germany… Weighing in at 200 Pounds… The Forbidden Mistress…VICTORIA MITCHELL!
(“Living Deadgirl” plays as Victoria Mitchell enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Chicago,Illinois… Weighing in at 119 Pounds… BRIEANNA “BREEZE” LANDON!
(“Before He Cheats” plays as Brieanna Landon enters the arena…)
Mark:The referee calls for the bell and this match up is underway… Brieanna Landon goes to lock up with Victoria Mitchell… Victoria Mitchell grabs her by the hair and tosses her half way across the ring…
Rhino:Brieanna is getting right back up and has probably realized that it isnt smart to go and try to lock up with Victoria Mitchell…
Mark:Brieanna Landon now charges at Victoria Mitchell… Mitchell goes for a clothesline… Brieanna ducks the clothesline and now springs off the ropes…Crossbody! No!
Rhino:Victoria Mitchell caught her in mid air…
Mark:Front Slam! Driving Brieanna Landon right down in to the canvas…
Rhino:Victoria Mitchell is dragging Brieanna towards the corner…
Mark:Victoria Mitchell drives an elbow right in to the side of the head of Brieanna Landon…
Rhino:She is really driving that elbow in to the face of Brieanna Landon…
Mark:Victoria Mitchell now with an irish whip sending Brieanna Landon hard in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Brieanna is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Victoria Mitchell with a go behind… German Suplex by Victoria Mitchell…
Rhino:She just dropped Brieanna right on the back of her head…
Mark:Victoria Mitchell now goes for the cover 1……………………….2……………..Brieanna gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Brieanna is trying to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Victoria Mitchell drags her by the hair in the middle of the ring… Kick to the midsection… Powerbomb! No! Brieanna counters… DDT!
Rhino:Nice counter right there by Brieanna Landon…
Mark:Brieanna rolls on top of Victoria Mitchell and goes for the cover 1……………………..2…………..3…..NO! Victoria Mitchell was able to kick out…
Rhino:Brieanna almost stole the match right there…
Mark:Brieanna is a fighter and she is fighting back with forearm shots… Swinging Neckbreaker by Brieanna Landon…
Rhino:Brieanna is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Victoria Mitchell staggers up on to her feet…
Rhino:Brieanna is gonna fly!
Mark:Flying Clothesline! NO! As Victoria Mitchell ducks out of the way…
Rhino:Brieanna took a chance and it back fired…
Mark:Brieanna is staggering up on to her feet… Victoria spins her around… THE END RESORT!
Rhino:Victoria Mitchell just drilled Brieanna right in to the canvas with the move she calls The End Resort…
Mark:Victoria Mitchell covers Brieanna Landon 1………………….2……………….3……… SHE GOT HER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner VICTORIA MITCHELL!
Rhino:The Forbidden Mistress just showed that she is going to be a force to be dealt with here in the EWA Womens Division…
Mark:The EWA Womens Division is starting to come together and we are going to be crowning a new Womens Champion later on tonight when Morgan Alvertez battles Alexis Laree… But right now its time for some more One on One in ring action…
Jeff Jarrett vs William Steele
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Nashville, Tn… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… WILLIAM STEELE!
(“Whispers” plays as William Steele enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Hendersonville, Tn… Weighing in at 230 Pounds… JEFF JARRETT!
(“My World” plays as Jeff Jarrett enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Jeff Jarrett goes right after William Steele and hammers him with straight right hands…
Rhino:The Chosen One is really opening up with those shots…
Mark:Jeff Jarrett backs William Steele up in to the ropes… Irish whip by Jeff Jarrett sending William Steele off in to the ropes… Steele comes off the ropes and William Steele drives his shoulder right in to Jeff Jarrett knocking him down with a Shoulder Block…
Rhino:Jeff Jarrett gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:William Steele connects with an Upper Cut right underneath the jaw of Jeff Jarrett… One more Uppercut by William Steele as he takes Jarrett off of his feet…
Rhino:Jeff Jarrett is backing up in to the corner…
Mark:William Steele charges in and Jeff Jarrett gets the boot up right in to the face of William Steele…
Rhino:Jarrett is up on the middle rope…
Mark:Bulldog! From the second rope by Jeff Jarrett…
Rhino:Nice move right there that paid off for the Chosen One…
Mark:Jeff Jarrett now goes for the cover on William Steele 1…………………..2…………. William Steele kicks out…
Rhino:Jeff Jarrett is now putting the boots to William Steele…
Mark:Jarrett is now pulling William Steele by the leg to the ropes… Jarrett lays the left leg of William Steele on the middle rope…
Rhino:Looks like Jeff Jarrett is going to try and wear down the leg of William Steele for the Figure Four Leg Lock…
Mark:Jarrett is up… William Steele uses his right leg and pushes Jeff Jarrett over the top rope and to the outside…
Rhino:That didn’t pay off for Jeff Jarrett…
Mark:William Steele now goes out after Jarrett and now rams him head first in to the side of the ring before rolling him back in to the ring…
Rhino:Jeff Jarrett is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Running Spear! By William Steele as he takes Jeff Jarrett right off of his feet… William Steele now goes for the cover 1……………………2………………. Jarrett gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:William Steele is now waiting for Jeff Jarrett to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:William Steele kicks Jeff Jarrett in the midsection… Powerbomb!
Rhino:I think William Steele could have him right here and now…
Mark:William Steele goes for the cover 1……………………2………………3……..NO! Jeff Jarrett gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close one right there…
Mark:William Steele is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:William Steele is going to take a chance right here and now…
Mark:Flying Elbow Drop! Missed!
Rhino:Jarrett rolled out of the way…
Mark:Jeff Jarrett now grabs William Steele by the legs… Figure Four!
Rhino:Jarrett has the Figure Four locked in real good right now…
Mark:William Steele is trying to pull himself to the ropes…
Rhino:William Steele is getting close…
Mark:William Steele gets to the ropes…
Rhino:The damage has already been done to the leg of William Steele…
Mark:William Steele limps back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Jeff Jarrett is going to go in for the kill right now…
Mark:Jeff Jarrett hooks up William Steele… THE STROKE! NO! William Steele counters… Steele spins him around… Kick to the midsection… BESSEMER PROCESS!
Rhino:Steele hit his move…
Mark:William Steele now goes for the cover 1…………………….2………………3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner WILLIAM STEELE!
Rhino:William Steele gets his first victory here in the EWA…
Mark:Could it be a sign of things to come? We will have to find out and we will find out later if Dangerous D can knock off Arkum as the EWA Television Champion… But right now its time for more EWA Womens Division Action…
Amanda Davis vs Hazel Brown
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Long Island, Ny… Weighing in at 230 Pounds… AMANDA DAVIS!
(“Papercut” plays as Amanda Davis enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Tampa, Florida… Weighing in at 124 Pounds… HAZEL BROWN!
(“Lip Gloss” plays as Hazel Brown enters the arena…)
Mark:Hazel Brown is making her EWA Debut and she has a big challenge ahead of her…
Rhino:Amanda Davis is an intimidating individual when you just look at her size and her presence in the ring…
Mark:Hazel Brown tells Amanda Davis to bring it on… Amanda Davis charges at Hazel Brown… Hazel ducks the clothesline and strikes Amanda Davis with forearm shots…
Rhino:Hazel is trying to rock Amanda with those shots…
Mark:Hazel Brown goes for an irish whip… Amanda puts on the breaks and pulls in Hazel Brown and nails her with a hard short arm clothesline…
Rhino:That was hard clothesline taking her head off…
Mark:Amanda Davis is picking up Hazel Brown by the hair and now hooks her up… Belly to Belly Suplex! Amanda Davis goes right for the cover 1…………….2………….Kickout by Hazel Brown…
Rhino:Hazel Brown is trying get back up on to her feet after two hard shots from Amanda Davis…
Mark:Amanda Davis now with a couple of shots to the head of Hazel Brown…Amanda Davis goes behind her and now hooks her up… Pump Handle Slam! No! Hazel Brown counters out… School Girl 1…………………….2……………Amanda Davis kicks out…
Rhino:Amanda Davis gets right back up…
Mark:Amanda Davis charges at Hazel Brown… Hazel ducks… Hazel goes for a kick…
Rhino:Amanda Davis catches her leg…
Mark:Enziguri Kick right to the back of the head of Amanda Davis…
Rhino:Amanda Davis looks to be dazed on her feet right now…
Mark:Running Spin Heel Kick by Hazel Brown…
Rhino:That got Big Amanda Davis off of her feet…
Mark:Hazel Brown now goes for the cover on Amanda Davis 1………………………2……………3……NO! Amanda Davis kicks out…
Rhino:Amanda Davis is now staggering back up on to her feet…
Mark:Hazel Brown now lines up Amanda Davis and kicks her right in the side of the head…
Rhino:That was one hell of a kick right to the head by Hazel Brown…
Mark:Hazel Brown now hooks up Amanda Davis… DDT!
Rhino:Hazel Brown could have her right here and now…
Mark:Hazel Brown with the cover 1……………………2…………….3……..NO! Amanda Davis kicks out again…
Rhino:Right now Hazel Brown is heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Hazel Brown is going to fly… 450 Splash! No! Amanda Davis gets her knees up…
Rhino:The wind just got sucked right out of Hazel Brown as she just came crashing down on to the knees of Amanda Davis…
Mark:Hazel Brown staggers around… Amanda Davis has her setup… Midway Train!
Rhino:Hazel Brown is staggering around on her feet as she looks out of it…
Mark:Amanda Davis now scoops up Hazel Brown and has her up on her shoulder… Running Powerslam!
Rhino:Amanda Davis looks to be in control now…
Mark:Amanda Davis now with the cover on Hazel Brown 1…………………..2……………….3………NO! Hazel Brown gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Right now Amanda Davis is waiting for Hazel Brown to get up on to her feet…
Mark:Hazel Brown looks to be out on her feet… Amanda Davis hooks her up… FINALIZATION! NO! Hazel Brown counters out…
Rhino:Hazel Brown just saved herself…
Mark:Amanda Davis now goes back after Hazel Brown… Hazel Brown with a kick stopping Amanda Davis in her tracks… HAZEL NUT! Hazel Brown with a cover 1………………..2……………3………. SHE GOT HER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner HAZEL BROWN!
Rhino:Hazel Brown with a big time Debut Victory over Amanda Davis…
Mark:Amanda Davis is furious right now and I wouldn’t be the one to get in her way next… And later on tonight we will find out who will take on The Wolfpac for the EWA Tag Team Titles at Friday Night Frenzy when the Motor City Machine Guns take on the new team of Mike Smith & Jason Phoenix…But it is now time for the Costume Ball Tag Team Match…
Costume Ball Tag Team Match
Lena Yada & J. Kim vs Brooke Gilbertson & Jenna Valentine
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Special Costume Ball Tag Team Match set for one fall… Introducing first…Team Number One… Accompanied to the ring by Dylan Nolan… They are the team of BROOKE GILBERSTON & JENNA VALENTINE!
(“Ladies Night” plays as Brooke Gilberston & Jenna Valentine enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… They are the Team of J. Kim and Lena Yada… THE ASIAN INVASION!
(“Unstoppable” plays as The Asian Invasion enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go…We have Brooke Gilbertson dressed up as a Sexy School Girl and Jenna Valentine is dressed as a Red Devil…
Rhino:That dress is kinda short… Isnt?
Mark:I would say it is… Lena Yada and J. Kim have taken a different approach as Lena is dressed as a Bag Lady… While J. Kim is dressed as a Bum…
Rhino:Lena pushed a shopping cart down to the ring with her…
Mark:It is going to be Lena Yada starting things out with Brooke Gilbertson… Brooke with a headlock on Lena Yada…
Rhino:Lena is pulling on the ponytails of Brooke Gilbertson…
Mark:Lena Yada now pushes Brooke off in to the ropes… Brooke comes off the ropes… Monkey Flip by Lena Yada…
Rhino:Brooke is staggering back up on to her feet…
Mark:Brooke turns around and Lena Yada scores with a dropkick to Brooke Gilberston… As Lena Yada now goes for the cover 1…………………..2……………Kickout by Brooke Gilbertson…
Rhino:Lena Yada is now dragging Brooke to the Asian Invasion corner…
Mark:J. Kim now gets the tag in… J.Kim and Lena Yada now whip Brooke Gilberston off in to the ropes… Double Clothesline by the Asian Invasion…
Rhino:The Bag Lady and the Bum are taking it to the School Girl right now…
Mark:J.Kim goes for the cover 1………………….2………………Kickout by Brooke Gilbertson…
Rhino:Jenna Valentine wants to get in to this contest…
Mark:You can see it in her face right now as Brooke Gilbertson gets up on to her feet…
Rhino:J. Kim is looking to go in for the kill…
Mark:J. Kim now hooks up Brooke… DDT! No! Brooke counters… Swinging Neckbreaker by Brooke Gilbertson…
Rhino:Brooke Gilbertson now needs to make the tag to Jenna Valentine…
Mark:Lena Yada gets the tag from J. Kim…
Rhino:Brooke tags in Jenna Valentine…
Mark:Jenna Valentine charges at Lena Yada and takes her down with a tackle and now opens up with slaps and right hands to the face of Lena Yada…
Rhino:Jenna Valentine is just looking to attack right now…
Mark:Lena Yada gets back up and Jenna Valentine slams her straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:J. Kim is back in the ring…
Mark:Jenna Valentine charges… Running Headscissors take over by Jenna Valentine sending J. Kim out of the ring…
Rhino:Lena Yada is trying to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Jenna Valentine charges at Lena Yada… Lena Yada ducks the clothesline…Lena Yada goes for a side kick… Jenna Valentine blocks and spins Lena Yada around… SO-CAL SLAP!
Rhino:What a hard shot that was…
Mark:Jenna Valentine with the cover 1………………2……………….3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners BROOKE GILBERTSON & JENNA VALENTINE!
Rhino:Jenna Valentine was impressive here tonight at Halloween Hellraiser…
Mark:Brooke & Jenna arent done…
Rhino:Dylan Nolan is backing the referee up in the corner…
Mark:Brooke and Jenna are ripping the costume off of Lena Yada leaving her in her Bra & Panties…
Rhino:Jenna and Brooke just sent out a message that you dont want to mess with them…
Mark:Lena Yada has been left laying here tonight… But later on tonight we will see if JaRek can Bury Triple H Alive in the Final Moments Match for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship..But it is now time to find out who will be the Number One Contenders for the EWA Tag Team Titles…
Number One Contenders Match for the EWA Tag Team Championship
Mike Smith & Jason Phoenix vs Motor City Machine Guns
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Number One Contenders Match for the EWA Tag Team Championship… Introducing first… Team Number One…Weighing in at a combined weight of 466 Pounds… The Team of MIKE SMITH & JASON PHOENIX!
(“Violence Fetish” plays as Mike Smith & Jason Phoenix enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents…From Detroit, Michigan… Weighing in at 435 Pounds.. Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin… The MOTOR CITY MACHINE GUNS!
(“1977” plays as the Motor City Machine Guns enter the arena…)
Mark:Morgan Alvertez has joined Jason Phoenix & Mike Smith at ringside…
Rhino:She has a big match up later on tonight as she will be trying to become the new EWA Womens Champion…
Mark:In the ring right now it will be Mike Smith and Alex Shelley starting things out for their respective teams…Alex Shelley with a couple of right hands to Mike Smith and backs him up in to the corner… Hard Knife Edge Chop right across the chest of Mike Smith…Irish whip by Alex Shelley in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Alex Shelley is going right in at Mike Smith…
Mark:Running Splash in to the corner… Mike Smith is staggering out of the corner… Dropkick by Alex Shelley… Alex Shelley goes right for the cover 1…………….2……..Kickout by Mike Smith…
Rhino:Alex Shelley is bringing Mike Smith to the Motor City Machine Gun corner…
Mark:Chris Sabin gets the tag from Alex Shelley… Alex Shelley whips Mike Smith off in to the corner… Drop Toe Hold by Shelley…Jumping Elbow by Sabin… Alex Shelley now pulls on the neck of Mike Smith…Dropkick by Chris Sabin…
Rhino:What a nice combination of moves right there by the Motor City Machine Guns…
Mark:Chris Sabin now covers Mike Smith 1……………………..2…………..Kickout by Mike Smith…
Rhino:Jason Phoenix is watching on as he tag team partner is taking the beating thus far…
Mark:Mike Smith gets back up on to his feet slowly… Chris Sabin charges and takes him over with a Tilt a Whirl Headscissors…
Rhino:Mike Smith staggers right back up…
Mark:Chris Sabin now charges again… Leaping DDT… No! Mike Smith Counters… Northern Lights Suplex! With a Bridge 1……………….2…………….Kickout by Chris Sabin…
Rhino:Nice counter right there by Mike Smith…
Mark:Chris Sabin is now the one who is getting back up slowly on to his feet… Sabin turns around and walks right in to a Superkick by Mike Smith…
Rhino:Mike Smith just took his head off with that shot…
Mark:Mike Smith drags Chris Sabin towards his corner and now tags in Jason Phoenix…Phoenix and Smith now send Chris Sabin off in to the ropes… Double Flap Jack by Smith and Phoenix driving Chris Sabin right in to the mat…
Rhino:That has to knock the wind right out of you…
Mark:Jason Phoenix goes for the cover 1…………..2…………Chris Sabin kicks out… Jason Phoenix now picks up Chris Sabin and has him setup… Side Walk Slam by Jason Phoenix…
Rhino:The goal of Phoenix and Smith is to slow down the Motor City Machine Guns…
Mark:Morgan Alvertez watches on as her man Jason Phoenix goes for the cover 1………………2………. Chris Sabin kicks out again…
Rhino:Chris Sabin is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Jason Phoenix now grabs Chris Sabin by the leg… Dragon Screw Leg Whip by Jason Phoenix…
Rhino:Chris Sabin is in some pain right now as he holds on to his right leg…
Mark:Jason Phoenix is now dragging him in to the center of the ring and now turns him over… Single Leg Boston Crab!
Rhino:Chris Sabin is in trouble now… As he is trapped in the center of the ring…
Mark:Chris Sabin is trying to crawl to the ropes… Jason Phoenix pulls him right back in to the center of the ring…
Rhino:Will Chris Sabin Tap Out?
Mark:Chris Sabin is close to tapping out… In comes Alex Shelley who nails Jason Phoenix with a flying clothesline to break up the Single Leg Boston Crab…
Rhino:The referee is getting Alex Shelley out of the ring…
Mark:Jason Phoenix now tags back in Mike Smith… Mike Smith from behind clips the leg right out from Chris Sabin…
Rhino:Chris Sabin continues to hold on to his right leg…
Mark:Mike Smith now whips Chris Sabin in to the ropes… Chris Sabin Collapsed!
Rhino:His leg gave out on him…
Mark:Mike Smith goes over to Chris Sabin and goes for the cover… No… Small Package by Chris Sabin 1……………..2………….3…….NO!
Rhino:Both men get right back up…
Mark:Chris Sabin charges… Spinebuster! By Mike Smith…
Rhino:Chris Sabin suckered Mike Smith in and almost stole the victory… But he couldn’t and was drilled in to the mat with the spinebuster by Mike Smith…
Mark:Mike Smith tags back in Jason Phoenix… Jason Phoenix whips Chris Sabin in to the corner… Running Clothesline!
Rhino:Chris Sabin is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Jason Phoenix is now putting Chris Sabin up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Chris Sabin is in trouble on that top rope…
Mark:Jason Phoenix climbs up the ropes…
Rhino:Someone just came down to ringside…
Mark:Its Traci Brooks!
Rhino:What is she doing out here?
MarK:Traci Brooks is right up in the face of Morgan Alvertez… Morgan goes to slap Traci… Traci Blocks and now Slaps Morgan…
Rhino:Jason Phoenix is now distracted by what is going on at ringside…
Mark:Traci Brooks now rips the top off of Morgan Alvertez and reveals her Pink Bra…
Rhino:Mike Smith is chasing Traci Brooks away from the ring…
Mark:Alex Shelley is in the ring and he clips the leg out from underneath Jason Phoenix…
Rhino:Chris Sabin is standing on the top rope…
Mark:Diving Dyanmite Leg Drop! By Chris Sabin right down on to Jason Phoenix… Chris Sabin goes right for the cover 1…………………….2……………..3…….NO! Jason Phoenix gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Chris Sabin tags in Alex Shelley…
Mark:The Motor City Machine Guns are taking advantage of what happened at ringside between Traci Brooks and Morgan Alvertez…
Rhino:Jason Phoenix is up in the corner…
Mark:Poetry in Motion! By the Motor City Machine Guns…
Rhino:Jason Phoenix is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Shining Wizard! By Alex Shelley…
Rhino:Shelley could have him right here…
Mark:Alex Shelley with the cover 1……………………..2……………….3……..NO! Mike Smith comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Chirs Sabin is back in to the ring…
Mark:Chris Sabin charges at Mike Smith… Clothesline… Ducked! And Mike Smith back drops Chris Sabin out of the ring…
Rhino:Mike Smith is going out after Chris Sabin…
Mark:Morgan Alvertez is up on the apron… Alex Shelley has Jason Phoenix up…
Rhino:Who is that?
Mark:I think that’s Christian Taylor… Taylor just threw water in to the eyes of Alex Shelley…
Rhino:I think that was Holy Water as Alex Shelley is rubbing his eyes like they are burning him…
Mark:Jason Phoenix spins him around… PHOENIX HELL HOLE!
Rhino:What a Hard shot right there…
Mark:Jason Phoenix now with the cover 1……………………….2……….3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners JASON PHOENIX & MIKE SMITH!
Rhino:Jason Phoenix & Mike Smith are now the number one contenders for the EWA Tag Team Titles…
Mark:Christian Taylor just showed his alliance to this team… What does it mean? We will find out… But it is now time for the Smashing Caskets Match…
Smashing Caskets Match
Adam Syndal vs The Rock
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Smashing Caskets Match…Introducing first… From Tampa, Florida… Weighing ina t 255 Pounds… ADAM SYNDAL!
(“Defeatist” plays as Adam Syndal enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Now Earlier this evening, the EWA Fans Voted on who will take part in the Next American Wrestling Superstar Contest… The Fans Have Voted and introducing his opponent… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… THE ROCK!
(“Is Cookin” plays as The Rock enters the arena…)
Mark:And here we go… The Rock goes for a right hand… Adam Syndal Blocks and now hammers The Rock with a couple of straight right hands… Adam Syndal whips The Rock off in to the ropes… Flying Back Elbow connects by Adam Syndal…
Rhino:The Rock gets right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Adam Syndal now with a kick to the midsection and now hooks up the Rock and nails him with a Front Face Suplex…
Rhino:Adam Syndal goes to the outside on the ring apron…
Mark:Springboard Leg Drop right down on to The Rock…
Rhino:There are no pinfalls… There are no Submissions… Only way to win is by placing your opponent in the Casket and smashing it with the Sledgehammer…
Mark:The Rock is staggering up on to his feet in the corner…
Rhino:The Rock is trying to back away from the attack of Adam Syndal…
Mark:Adam Syndal isnt backing off and he charges in with a running splash…
Rhino:The Rock is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Snap DDT! By Adam Syndal…
Rhino:Right now Adam Syndal is in control of this match up…
Mark:Adam Syndal is now rolling The Rock towards the Casket…
Rhino:The referee has opened up the lid of the casket…
Mark:Baseball Slide by Adam Syndal and he knocks The Rock in to the casket…
Rhino:Someone just ran in to the ring…
Mark:Its Gillberg!
Rhino:One of the men The Rock found for his version of American Idol Wrestling Style…
Mark:Adam Syndal turns around… SPEAR!
Rhino:Gillberg has just laid out Adam Syndal and Gillberg is Celebrating…
Mark:Adam Syndal gets right back up from The Spear from Gillberg… Adam Syndal now kicks Gillberg in the midsection… SYNDROME!
Rhino:Well so much for Gillberg…
Mark:The Rock from behind nails Adam Syndal with a clothesline…
Rhino:The Gillberg distraction has allowed The Rock to get back up and out of the casket…
Mark:The Rock is now putting the boots to Adam Syndal… Syndal is backed up in to the corner and The Rock drives his boot right down in to the Throat of Adam Syndal…
Rhino:The Shinning Light is in some trouble right now…
Mark:The Rock now pulls Adam Syndal out of the corner as he now whips him off in to the ropes… Samoan Drop! By The Rock…
Rhino:The Peoples Champion is back in control of this contest…
Mark:The Rock is rolling Adam Syndal towards the casket right now…
Rhino:The lid has been opened…
Mark:The Rock shoves Adam Syndal out of the ring and right down in to the Casket…
Rhino:The Rock is now going to the outside of the ring to shut the casket lid…
Mark:The Rock goes to shut the lid… Adam Syndal blocks and nails The Rock with a right hand… Adam Syndal hooks up The Rock… Jawbreaker!
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Adam Syndal gets out of the casket and rolls The Rock back in to the ring…
Rhino:The Rock is slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Facebuster! By Adam Syndal…
Rhino:Adam Syndal is now trying to get back complete control of this match up and its going to take him one move at a time…
Mark:The Rock trying to get back up… Adam Syndal with a kick to the midsection…
Rhino:I think it is Syndrome Time…
Mark:SYNDROME! NO! The Rock with a back body drop…
Rhino:The Rock found a way to counter out…
Mark:Adam Syndal is now back up on to his feet…The Rock hooks up Adam Syndal… ROCK BOTTOM!
Rhino:The Rock isnt done…
Mark:I think it is time for The Most Electrifying Move in Sports Entertainment Today…
Rhino:The referee just got taken out from behind on the outside of the ring…
Mark:New EWA Superstar Kayden Johnson just attacked The referee from behind… The Rock comes off the ropes… Spear! By Kayden Johnson!
Rhino:Kayden Johnson just made his impact felt in this match up as he is now helping out Adam Syndal…
Mark:Adam Syndal is now hooking up The Rock… SYNDROME!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:EWA Officials have just come out and are getting Kayden Johnson away from ringside right now…
Rhino:Adam Syndal is dragging The Rock towards the casket…
Mark:Adam Syndal rolls The Rock in to the casket…
Rhino:The Rock is in the casket and now Adam Syndal needs to shut the lid…
Mark:Adam Syndal shuts the lid… Now he is looking around for the Sledgehammer…
Rhino:Adam Syndal cant find the Sledghammer…
Mark:Someone just jumped the rail…
Rhino:Oh My God!
Mark:ITS JOHN CENA!
Rhino:John Cena has the Sledgehammer…
Mark:Adam Syndal turns around… SLEDGEHAMMER! To Adam Syndal! By John Cena…
Rhino:John Cena was put out of action with a concussion after his match up with Arkum last week…
Mark:Adam Syndal has been knocked out…
Rhino:John Cena opens up the casket lid and now The Rock is crawling out of the casket…
Mark:John Cena is now leaving through the crowd… Just the way he entered…
Rhino:The Rock is staggering back up and sees that Adam Syndal is down on the outside…
Mark:The Rock throws Adam Syndal in to the casket and now shuts the lid…
Rhino:Adam Syndal is now trapped in the casket…
Mark:The Rock is now using the Sledgehammer and he is Smashing The Casket…
Rhino:The referee needs to stop it…
Mark:The referee does indeed stop this match… Its Over!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner THE ROCK!
Rhino:The Rock picks up the victory here tonight at Halloween Hellraiser…
Mark:With the assist from John Cena… The Rock gets the victory here tonight at Halloween Hellraiser… Who will spill the most amount of blood… Its time to find out… As we send it back to the ring for the Most Blood Match…
Most Blood Match
Dark Demon vs Sonny Siaki
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Most Blood Match… Introducing first… From Death Valley, Ca… Weighing in at 322 Pounds… Representing The Wolfpac… One Half of the EWA Tag Team Champions…DARK DEMON!
(“Graveyard” plays as Dark Demon enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Pago, Pago, American Samoa… Weighing in at 242 Pounds… SONNY SIAKI!
(“Cocky” plays as Sonny Siaki enters the arena…)
Mark:The referee calls for the bell and this match up is underway… Sonny Siaki gets right up in the face of Dark Demon…
Rhino:Dark Demon just pie faced Sonny Siaki pushing him backwards and knocking him off of his feet…
Mark:Sonny Siaki didn’t like that at all…Sonny Siaki gets back up in to the face of Dark Demon… Siaki goes for a right hand… Dark Demon blocks and now nails Siaki with a couple of right hands…
Rhino:Dark Demon is backing Sonny Siaki up in to the corner…
Mark:Dark Demon with an irish whip sending Sonny Siaki off in to the ropes… Sonny Siaki comes off the ropes… Big Boot! Ducked by Siaki… Sonny Siaki springs off the ropes… Crossbody Block! Caught! By Dark Demon…
Rhino:Dark Demon has Siaki…
Mark:Fallaway Slam! By Dark Demon…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki is now trying to pull himself back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dark Demon now hooks up Sonny Siaki… Sitdown Piledriver!
Rhino:Dark Demon just spiked the head of Sonny Siaki right in to the mat…
Mark:Dark Demon now is taking his boot and is trying to rake the forehead of Sonny Siaki…
Rhino:He wants to bust open Siaki and get the blood starting to flow from his head…
Mark:The way to win is not to be the first man to bleed… But the man who spills the most blood…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dark Demon now grabs Sonny Siaki and sends him in to the corner…Sonny Siaki staggers out of the corner… Big Boot! By Dark Demon laying out Sonny Siaki…
Rhino:Dark Demon is now heading to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Dark Demon is now grabbing something from underneath the ring…
Rhino:Dark Demon has a steel chair…
Mark:Sonny Siaki is getting back up on to his feet… Dark Demon charges at Siaki… Dropkick by Sonny Siaki knocking the chair back in to the face of Dark Demon…
Rhino:Nice counter attack right there by Sonny Siaki…
Mark:Dark Demon is still on his feet…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki has the steel chair…
Mark:Steel Chair Shot! By Sonny Siaki…
Rhino:Dark Demon is dazed but still on his feet…
Mark:Sonny Siaki now charges and flies at Dark Demon and scores with a Flying Chair Shot!
Rhino:That got the big man off of his feet…
Mark:A little bit of blood is starting to flow from the forehead of Dark Demon…
Rhino:You basically need to turn your opponents face in to a crimson mask to win this match up…
Mark:Sonny Siaki lays down the chair… Siaki sets up Dark Demon… Siaki Spike! Right down on to the steel chair…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki is now mounting Dark Demon…
Mark:Sonny Siaki is hammering Dark Demon with right hands trying to bust open Dark Demon even more…
Rhino:Dark Demon is covering him up as best as he can…
Mark:Sonny Siaki is now going to the outside of the ring and is looking for a weapon to use on Dark Demon…
Rhino:I think Sonny Siaki has found something he likes…
Mark:Sonny Siaki has a Barbed Wire 2×4 and things are now about to pick up…
Rhino:They sure are…
Mark:Dark Demon is pulling himself back up on to his feet… Sonny Siaki is back in the ring… Siaki charges with the Barbed Wire 2×4… Big Boot! By Dark Demon knocking the Barbed Wire 2×4 back in to the face of Sonny Siaki…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dark Demon hooks up Sonny Siaki… Over the Head Belly to Belly Suplex sending Sonny Siaki half way across the ring…
Rhino:Nice move right there by Dark Demon…
Mark:Dark Demon just looked down and saw the Barbed Wire 2×4…
Rhino:And he has a smile on his face…
Mark:Dark Demon mounts Sonny Siaki and starts to drive the Barbed Wire in to the face of Sonny Siaki…
Rhino:The Ace in the Hole has been busted wide open…
Mark:Sonny Siaki is now losing blood just like Dark Demon…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki’s is starting to flow out and it will be up to the referee when he wants to stop this match up…
Mark:Dark Demon now waits for Sonny Siaki to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki is losing blood as he gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dark Demon has him setup…DEATHDROP! NO! Siaki blocks and hammers Dark Demon right in the head with elbows…Headbutt by Sonny Siaki…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki is fighting his way back in to this match…
Mark:Sonny Siaki hooks up Dark Demon… DDT!
Rhino:Sonny Siaki is now laying out the Barbed Wire 2×4…
Mark:Sonny Siaki is still losing blood as he gets Dark Demon setup… SIAKALYPSE! NO! Dark Demon counters… CHOKESLAM!
Rhino:Dark Demon just drilled Siaki right in to the mat…
Mark:Dark Demon wipes the blood out of his eyes as he now waits for Sonny Siaki to get back up…
Rhino:It looks like Dark Demon is going for the kill…
Mark:DEATHDROP! NO! Siaki counters again… SIAKALYPSE! ON TO THE BARBED WIRE 2×4!
Rhino:The Blood is really starting flow now…
Mark:Sonny Siaki is now trying to rake the face of Dark Demon in to the Barbed Wire…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki has gone to the outside for a steel chair…
Mark:Dark Demon is checking his face as he staggers up…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki is in the ring with the chair…
Mark:Siaki charges… Dark Demon kicks him in the midsection… DEATHDROP!
Rhino:Siaki is out…
Mark:The referee just called for the bell… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SONNY SIAKI!
Rhino:The referee saw the face of Dark Demon which was turned in to a Crimson Mask after the Siakalypse and the rubbing in to the barbed wire…
Mark:The referee didn’t see Dark Demon’s face until after the Death Drop…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki is the winner but he doesn’t look like it right now…
Mark:No he doesn’t but he picked up the victory in this Most Blood Match… Something is going on in the back right now…As we go to Shane McMahon’s office…
(Shane McMahon’s Office)
Jenna:Shane, I Demand that my boys, Shock N Awe, get a Rematch for the EWA Tag Team Titles.
Shane:Well Jenna, I hear what you have to say… But I cant just give them a shot…
Jenna:Shane, I dont think you heard me…
Mark:Dylan Nolan just grabbed Shane McMahon by the throat and is pushing him up against the Wall…
Jenna:I DEMAND, that Shock N Awe get a shot at the EWA Tag Team Titles.
Shane:GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME OR I WILL FIRE YOUR ASS…(Dylan lets go) Jenna… Take your boy here and get the HELL out of my office… Because if you dont… Your boys will never get a shot at the gold…
Rhino:Well that was an interesting situation…
Mark:It sure was… But right now its time for more in ring action as its time for the Three on One Handicap Match…
Three on One Handicap Match
Degeneration X vs Chris Jericho
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Three on One Handicap Match… Introducing first… From Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada… Weighing in at 231 Pounds… Y2J CHRIS JERICHO!
(“Break Down The Walls” plays as Chris Jericho enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And his opponents… Weighing in at a Combined Weight of 834 Pounds… Kevin Nash… Scott Hall and The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels… DEGENERATION X!
(“Break it Down” plays as Degeneration X enters the arena…)
Mark:DX doesn’t even get in to the ring and Chris Jericho launches himself over the top rope and right down on to Degeneration X…
Rhino:Chris Jericho wasn’t wasting anytime… As he is going right after DX…
Mark:Shane McMahon booked Chris Jericho in to this match up and Chris Jericho has a large hill to climb…
Rhino:Chris Jericho grabs Scott Hall and rolls him in to the ring…
Mark:Chris Jericho comes off the ropes and connects with a flying forearm shot…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels and Kevin Nash are regrouping on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Scott Hall is getting up on to his feet… Spinning Heel Kick by Y2J… Y2J goes for the cover 1……………..2…….. Kevin Nash comes in… Jericho moves and Nash nails Scott Hall with an elbow…
Rhino:That interference backfired…
Mark:Chris Jericho now scores with a dropkick to Kevin Nash and that knocks the big man towards the ropes… Running Clothesline by Chris Jericho sends Kevin Nash to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Chris Jericho just skinned the cat back in to the ring…
Mark:Shades of Shawn Michaels right there…
Rhino:Speaking of Shawn Michaels he is now in the ring…
Mark:Shawn Michaels charges at Y2J… Jericho side steps him and tosses him over the top rope…
Rhino:So far so good for Chris Jericho…
Mark:He has been one step ahead of Degeneration X thus far…
Rhino:Scott Hall is now waiting for Chris Jericho to turn around…
Mark:Scott Hall goes for a right hand… Jericho blocks and now trips him up… Walls of Jericho!
Rhino:Scott Hall is in trouble…
Mark:Chris Jericho has the Walls of Jericho locked in… From Behind! Kevin Nash nails Chris Jericho with a clothesline…
Rhino:Kevin Nash just saved his buddy right there…
Mark:Scott Hall is now crawling to the corner and tags in Kevin Nash…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is pulling himself up in to the corner…
Mark:Kevin Nash with shots right to Chris Jericho…
Rhino:Big Elbows and Knees are connecting by Kevin Nash to Chris Jericho in the corner…
Mark:Kevin Nash lines up Jericho and nails him with one big shot right to the head… Kevin Nash now pulls Chris Jericho out of the corner… Side Walk Slam by Big Daddy Cool…
Rhino:The pace has slowed down and in favor of Degeneration X…
Mark:Kevin Nash covers Chris Jericho 1…………………….2……………… Jericho kicks out…
Rhino:Kevin Nash is now bringing Chris Jericho to the DX corner…
Mark:Shawn Michaels gets the tag… Kevin Nash holds Jericho wide open and he nails him right in the midsection with a boot… Shawn Michaels follows it up with hard knife edge chops right across the chest…
Rhino:He is lighting up Y2J at the moment…
Mark:Shawn Michaels scoops up and slams Y2J straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Chris Jericho staggers up on to his feet… Double Axe Handle! By Shawn Michaels… Shawn Michaels goes for the cover 1………………………..2……………………3….No! Jericho gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels just stomped right on the face of Chris Jericho…
Mark:Scott Hall now gets the tag in from Shawn Michaels… Hall picks up Chris Jericho and nails him with a big right hand knocking Y2J off of his feet…
Rhino:DX is just toying with Y2J at the moment…
Mark:Scott Hall picks up Chris Jericho and sets him up… Fallaway Slam!
Rhino:Vintage Scott Hall right there…
Mark:Scott Hall goes for the cover 1……………….2……………….3……..NO! Chris Jericho kicks out again…
Rhino:Scott Hall is now setting up Y2J on the top rope…
Mark:Hall climbs the ropes… Belly to Back Superplex! No! Countered! Chris Jericho turned it in to a Crossbody… Cover 1………………………2………………3……….Scott Hall kicks out…
Rhino:Both men are back up…
Mark:Scott Hall charges at Chris Jericho with a clothesline… Jericho ducks… Running Bulldog by Chris Jericho… Jericho with another quick cover 1……………..2………….3……NO! Hall kicks out…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is fighting his way back in to this match…
Mark:Lionsault!
Rhino:He could have him right here…
Mark:Kevin Nash is in the ring…BIG BOOT! NO! Chris Jericho ducks and now opens up with right hands…
Rhino:He is rocking the big man backwards…
Mark:Dropkick by Y2J knocking Kevin Nash over the top rope…
Rhino:Scott Hall just tagged in Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Chris Jericho turns around… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels got all of that kick…
Mark:Shawn Michaels hooks the leg 1…………………..2…………………3……… HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners DEGENERATION X!
Rhino:The Numbers were just too much for Chris Jericho here tonight…
Mark:Shane McMahon must be smiling in the back after what he has just seen… And will we see the last of Lone Jobber… As tonight the Lone Jobber Retirement Tour comes to an end as we send it to the ring for the introductions…
All Hallows Eve Respect Match
William McConnell vs Lone Jobber
PA Announcer: The following contest is an All Hallow’s Eve Respect Match. Introducing first.. from Evansville, Indiana.. He weighs in at 235 pounds.. He is THE ANSWER.. WILLIAM.. MCCONNELL..
(“The Answer” hits over the PA System as McConnell makes his way to the ring..)
PA Announcer: And his opponent.. From The Slaughter House, now residing in the Corporate Offices in Atlanta, GA.. Weighing in at 235 pounds.. He is EL EWA PRESIDENTE.. LONE.. JOBBER..
(“I Want It All” hits over the PA System as Jobber makes his way to the ring..)
Mark: Jobber and McConnell in the middle of the ring as these fans are already cheering..
Rhino: They know what these two men can do and can’t wait to see if they’ll one up themselves..
Mark: Jobber and McConnell lock up, but Jobber backs away quickly..
Rhino: I wonder why..
Mark: Jobber telling somebody to give him something.. He just got handed two kendo sticks.. And he just tossed one to McConnell..
Rhino: Looks like they’re gonna skip the wrestling..
Mark: Jobber swings, and McConnell blocks!
Rhino: What a crack!
Mark: Like two nerds at a star wars convention, Jobber and McConnell are now dueling with Kendo sticks. Jobber swings, McConnell ducks and moves behind.. And cracks Jobber right in the back of the head!
Rhino: Oh man!
Mark: McConnell twirls the cane and nails Jobber right across the skull as he turns around!
Rhino: Not how he wanted this to start.
Mark: Jobber rolls to the of the ring.. McConnell measuring Jobber up.. McConnell over the ropes! Jobber CRACKS HIM with the cane!
Rhino: McConnell went SPLAT..
Mark: Jobber doing a jig as McConnell gets to his feet.. McConnell slowly up.. And Jobber cracks him!
Rhino: Turnabout is fair play.
Mark: McConnell staggering away.. Jobber winds up and charges in.. And McConnell drop toe holds him right into the stairs! Jobbers head bounces right off!
Rhino: Maybe with his brains scrambled, nows a good time to ask the El Presidente about a raise.
Mark: I think it would be. Jobber getting to his feet.. McConnell takes him right over the barrier with a clothesline and this match has quickly spilled into the crowd!
Rhino: Typical in your face Jobber and McConnell.
Mark: McConnell with shots to the head of Jobber and they move through the crowd.. Jobber fighting back with his own rights.
Rhino: Security keeping crowd out of the way.
Mark: Jobber just tossed McConnell right into a group of chairs, nearly taking out part of the crowd! Jobber now sitting McConnell up onto a chair.. And now he’s having one of the fans hold a chair in front of McConnells faces..
Rhino: Wonder whats he’s got planned.
Mark: Jobber dropkicks the chair right into McConnells face! McConnell falls backwards out of the chair! Now Jobber is campaigning with the fans.
Rhino: Guess he still needs a few votes.
Mark: Jobber doesn’t see McConnell as he gets to his feet.. McConnell grabs Jobber and tosses him right into the hot dog stand!
Rhino: Oh no, this always happens.
Mark: McConnell shoves Jobber and he falls back in to a Hot Dog Vender.
Rhino: Is that? No… It couldn’t be?
Mark: I think it is.. McConnell grabbing a chair.. Jobber moves and the Hot Dog Vender gets cracked right across the skull!
Rhino: Well Damn… Oh Well… Its real easy to replace hotdog vendors and presidents.
Mark: But hard to replace McConnell’s fry cooks. Jobber just grabbed something.. And he squirts it right into the eyes of McConnell!
Rhino: Its the spicey mustard! Man that stings!
Mark: Jobber now with a forearm to the back of McConnell as he is blinded by the mustard.. They’re heading back this way. McConnell tossed into the guard rail gut first. Jobber charges and drops McConnells throat right across the guard rail Macho Man style!
Rhino: Jobber leaped over the guard rail while grabbing McConnell’s head.
Mark: Jobber pulling McConnell back to ringside..Jobber lifting McConnell up.. And dropping him right across the ring apron.
Rhino: Jobber is dictating the pace.
Mark: Jobber looking under the ring, grabbing a few items to toss into the ring.. Trash can.. Chair..
Rhino: Typical weapons.
Mark: McConnell rolled back into the ring by Jobber.. Jobber going to the top rope but McConnell is back to his feet and hits the ropes!
Rhino: Jobber just got crotched.
Mark: McConnell setting the trash can on its side and goes back to Jobber.. Big right fist by McConnell rocks Jobber. McConnell climbing up the turnbuckle.. Hooks Jobber.. Both men on the top.. SUPERPLEX.. Right onto the trash can!
Rhino: Man, what a move!
Mark: McConnell is pulling himself back up.. McConnell going to the ring apron.. Springboard Elbow Drop! Jobber moves!
Rhino: Jobber got out of the way just in time and McConnell crashed and burned.
Mark: Jobber getting to his feet slowly.. Grabs McConnell by his hair.. Irish Whip into the corner and McConnell hits HARD!
Rhino: That’ll crack a vertebrae..
Mark: McConnell staggers out.. Jobber with a kick to the gut.. Sets McConnell up.. Going for the Gimmick! McConnell blocks.. Jobber with a knee.. Attempting again..Jobber’s in the air, but McConnell’s got him stalled! McConnell turns.. SITOUT POWER BOMB.. Right onto a steel chair!
Rhino: What a counter to the Gimmick! He managed to keep Jobber in a suplex and drop him!
Mark: Pin! One! Two! No! Jobber kicks out!
Rhino: He’s still got fight!
Mark: McConnell is pulling Jobber to his feet.. Jobber staggering.. McConnell off the ropes.. Jobber with a back elbow! Catches McConnell in the jaw!
Rhino: I think a tooth just flew.
Mark: Both men seem nearly weak on their feet.. Wait, Enzuigiri by Jobber! McConnell nearly falls backwards..
Rhino: McConnell rebounds off the ropes..
Mark: Jobber going for the Gimmick again! Too much momentum! Jobber overturns onto his feet! Jobber spins.. 5 STAR SUPERKICK! JOBBER IS LAID OUT! McConnell with the cover! ONE.. TWO.. THR-NO!
Rhino: Man! That was close! Jobber almost had his tour ended with a loss!
Mark: McConnell rolls to the outside and looks under the ring.. And he’s pulling out a table..
Rhino: McConnell looking to end this..
Mark: McConnell pushes the table back into the ring.. McConnell back in and he’s setting it up near the corner..
Rhino: This could be it.
Mark: McConnell now placing Jobber on the table..
Rhino: Wait.. Jobber grabbed something and McConnell didn’t see it..
Mark: McConnell calling for the 10 Point Frogsplash! McConnell gets to the top.. JOBBER WITH A CANE SHOT!
Rhino: Oh man!
Mark: Jobber rolls off the table and McConnell falls right through it!
Rhino: This is Jobbers chance!
Mark: Jobber moving quick.. He’s climbing to the top.. He isn’t..
Rhino: He’s calling for it!
Mark: 450 SPLASH! JOBBER NAILS IT! COVER.. ONE.. TWO.. THREE!
PA Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen.. The winner of the match.. LONE.. JOBBER!
Mark: Man, what a match.. Another showing by these two that have these fans on their feet..
Rhino: McConnell is pulling himself up on the ropes, asking for a mic..
McConnell: Jobber.. All these years.. All these battles.. I’ve always thought it.. I’ve already said it.. Jobber.. El Presidente.. I respect you.
Mark: And look at that, Jobber and McConnell are shaking hands as these fans give them a standing ovation. What a sight to see, but right now its time to crown a New EWA Womens Champion.
EWA Womens Championship Trick or Treat Match
Morgan Alvertez vs Alexis Laree
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Trick or Treat Match and is for the EWA Womens Championship… Introducing first… From Tampa, Florida… Weighing in at 95 Pounds… Accompanied to the ring by Amanda Davis… MORGAN ALVERTEZ!
(“Bitch” plays as Morgan Alvertez enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Richmond, Virginia… Weighing in at 124 Pounds… Accompanied to the ring by Father James Mitchell… ALEXIS LAREE!
(“Lies” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)
Mark:There are different bags hanging on poles around the ring…
Rhino:And those bags will either be a Trick or a Treat…
Mark:They will come in to play during this match up…The referee calls for the bell and this match up is underway…Both Alexis and Morgan lock up in the center of the ring… Alexis backs Morgan Alvertez up in to the ropes…
Rhino:Morgan ducks her head in between the ropes and has the referee back Alexis up…
Mark:Alexis Laree tells Morgan to bring it on…Morgan wants to lock up again… Another collar and elbow tie up… Morgan now rakes the eyes of Alexis Laree…
Rhino:She suckered her in right there…
Mark:Morgan Alvertez now with a couple of forearm shots right to the head of Alexis Laree… Morgan Alvertez with an irish whip… Reversal by Alexis Laree… Morgan Alvertez comes off the ropes… Running Head Scissors by Alexis Laree sending Morgan Alvertez to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Morgan Alvertez is now trying to regroup on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Incoming! Alexis Laree dives through the ropes right down on to Morgan Alvertez on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is going all out as she wants to become the new EWA Womens Champion…
Mark:Alexis Laree rolls Morgan Alvertez back in to the ring…
Rhino:Amanda Davis gets up in to the face of Alexis Laree before she gets back in to the ring…
Mark:The referee is backing up Amanda Davis… Alexis Laree is back in to to the ring… Morgan Alvertez gets back up and she slams her back down to the canvas…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is climbing up the ropes and is pulling down one of the Trick or Treat Bags hanging above the ring…
Mark:Alexis Laree opens up the bag and its full of Candy…
Rhino:I dont think Candy will help her in this match…
Mark:I dont think it will… Morgan Alvertez is back up… Alexis Laree leaps off the middle rope… Flying Headscissors take down by Alexis Laree from the middle rope…
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Alexis Laree goes for the cover 1…………………2……………..3…No! Morgan Alvertez gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Morgan Alvertez is struggling to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Alexis Laree charges in to the corner… Morgan Alvertez moves out of the way and Alexis Laree hits the corner hard…
Rhino:Alexis is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Jawbreaker! By Morgan Alvertez… Morgan Alvertez goes right for the cover 1…………………….2…………Kickout by Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Morgan Alvertez is pulling on the hair of Alexis Laree…
Mark:Morgan Alvertez is standing on the hair of Alexis Laree and is now pulling on her arms…
Rhino:You can see the pain on the face of Alexis Laree…
Mark:Morgan Alvertez now uses the ropes for momentum… Leg Drop! Right down on to Alexis Laree…Morgan Alvertez goes for the cover 1……………………2………………3….No! Alexis Laree kicks out…
Rhino:Morgan Alvertez is now climbing up on to the middle rope and is now pulling down one of the bags…
Mark:Morgan Alvertez comes down off the middle rope and opens up the bag…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is staggering back up on to her feet…
Mark:Morgan Alvertez throws the bag at Alexis Laree and Powder Flies right out and in to the face of Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Morgan Alvertez just blinded Alexis with the Powder…
Mark:Alexis is trying to wide it out of her eyes… Bytch Slap!
Rhino:Morgan Alvertez could have her right here and now…
Mark:Morgan Alvertez now goes for the cover 1……………………….2…………………3……..NO! Alexis Laree got her shoulder up…
Rhino:Morgan Alvertez is now waiting for Alexis Laree to get back up…
Mark:Alexis is still trying to wipe the powder out of her eyes… Morgan Alvertez hooks her up… TOTAL IMPACT! NO! Countered… Northern Lights Suplex! With a Bridge…. 1……………………2……………3…….NO! Morgan Alvertez kicks out…
Rhino:So very close…
Mark:Alexis is now able to see… Morgan Alvertez gets back up… Lou Thez Press! by Alexis Laree and she follows it up with right hands…
Rhino:Morgan Alvertez is staggering back up in to the corner…
Mark:Alexis Laree charges… Monkey Flip!
Rhino:Alexis Laree just sent Morgan Alvertez half way across the ring…
Mark:Morgan Alvertez gets back up… Enziguri! By Alexis Laree… Alexis now goes right for the cover 1…………………….2………………..3………NO! Morgan Alvertez gets her shoulder up at the last second…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now climbing up the ropes and is pulling down a bag…
Mark:Its a Pair of Handcuffs!
Rhino:Alexis now puts the handcuff on her fist…
Mark:Amanda Davis is up on the apron…
Rhino:Alexis now sees her…
Mark:Big right hand with the handcuff by Alexis Laree knocking Amanda Davis off the apron…
Rhino:Morgan Alvertez is using the ropes to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Alexis brings her to the corner… LAREE-DT!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Alexis hooks the leg 1……………………2…………………….3………..SHE DIDNT GET HER! Morgan Alvertez got her foot on the rope…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now waiting for Morgan Alvertez to get back up…
Mark:Amanda Davis is back up on the apron…
Rhino:Morgan Alvertez is staggering to her feet…
Mark:CHICK KICK! NO! Some woman just grabbed the leg of Alexis Laree…
Rhino:That’s Crystal Taylor!
Mark:Morgan Alvertez now spins Alexis Laree around after the distraction… TOTAL IMPACT! Morgan Alvertez hooks the leg 1……………………..2………………..3…………NEW CHAMPION!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA Womens Champion MORGAN ALVERTEZ!
Rhino:Morgan Alvertez is the first EWA Womens Champion in over Two and a Half Years…
Mark:Morgan Alvertez had some help and Amanda Davis and Crystal Taylor are holding up the champs hand right now…
Rhino:Morgan Alvertez has some back up and it will pay off for her now that she is the EWA Womens Champion…
Mark:Well who is going to leave Halloween Hellraiser as EWA Television Champion… Its time to find out right here and now…
EWA Television Championship The Unlucky 13 Staples Gun Match
Arkum(c) vs Dangerous D
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Unlucky 13 Staples Gun Match and is for the EWA Television Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Cashville, Tn… Weighing in at 243 Pounds… DANGEROUS D!
(“Many Men” plays as Dangerous D enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Deathlehem, Pa… Weighing in at 3040 Ounces… The EWA Television Champion… ARKUM!
(“The Toys go Winding Down” plays as Arkum enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… This is one of the most strangest matches in the history of the EWA…
Rhino:To win you need to Staple your opponent 13 Times with the Staple Gun…
Mark:We are taking things to a whole new level here tonigh and there they go… Right hands back and forth between Dangerous D and Arkum…
Rhino:Fists are flying tonight…
Mark:Dangerous D is able to get the Advantage on Arkum as he scores with more right hands… As he backs him up in to the ropes… Dangerous D with an irish whip sending Arkum in to the ropes… Arkum comes off the ropes… Back Body Drop…
Rhino:Arkum gets right back up…
Mark:Dangerous D scoops him up and slams him straight down to the canvas… Dangerous D comes off the ropes and drops an elbow right down on to Arkum…
Rhino:Dangerous D is trying to wear down Arkum before he goes and pulls out the gun…
Mark:Arkum gets back up on to his feet… Dangerous D charges… Arkum ducks and pulls down the top rope and it sends Dangerous D over the top rope and to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Arkum is now climbing up to the top turnbuckle…
Mark:Incoming! Arkum with a Moonsault from the top rope right down on to Dangerous D on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:What a move that was right there by the EWA Television Champion…
Mark:Arkum now picks up Dangerous D and sends him hard in to the steel guardrail… Dangerous D staggers and now Arkum nails him with a running clothesline…
Rhino:Dangerous D is now rolled back in to the ring by Arkum…
Mark:Arkum waits for Dangerous D to get back up on to his feet…Straight Jacket Lung Blower!
Rhino:Arkum now has control of this match up…
Mark:Arkum goes to the corner and he picks up the Staple Gun… Arkum lines it up and shoots a Staple right in to the right leg of Dangerous D…
Rhino:That’s one for Arkum…
Mark:Arkum gets it setup… A Second Staple right in to the leg of Dangerous D…
Rhino:Arkum is lining him up for a third and he is going for a higher part of the body…
Mark:Arkum has it lined up… Low Blow! Dangerous D stopped him before he could connect with the third one…
Rhino:Dangerous D is trying to get back up and trying to shake of the pain…
Mark:Dangerous D is now back up and he now goes behind Arkum… Reverse DDT!
Rhino:Dangerous D now picks up the Staple Gun and he is standing on the hair of Arkum…
Mark:Dangerous D drives a Staple right in to the forehead of Arkum…
Rhino:Good God that has to hurt…
Mark:Dangerous D lines it up again and drives the Staple right in to the forehead of Arkum…
Rhino:They are now tied up a two a piece…
Mark:Arkum is bleeding from the forehead right now…Dangerous D now picks up Arkum and drops him with a Single Arm DDT!
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Dangerous D grabs the Staple Gun and drives a Staple in to the arm of Arkum…
Rhino:These guys are nuts for even in competing in this type of match…
Mark:Arkum is trying to get up on to his feet and he appears to be in some pain… Dangerous D kicks Arkum in the midsection…
Rhino:Dangerous D is setting him up…
Mark:Arkum just grabbed the Staple Gun… Powerbomb! No! Staple right to the forehead of Dangerous D… Seated Senton…
Rhino:Well that’s one way to counter a powerbomb and it tied up the score right there…
Mark:Dangerous D is getting back up on to his feet… Arkum charges… The Glistening Archtect! By Arkum…
Rhino:That for the moment has dazed Dangerous D…
Mark:Arkum grabs him by the head and has the staple gun…
Rhino:Oh No… What is he going to do here…
Mark:Oh My God! Arkum just Staple Dangerous D’s ear to the side of his head…
Rhino:Ow!
Mark:That’s painful…
Rhino:Arkum isnt done…
Mark:One more right in to the ear of Dangerous D!
Rhino:Good God Oh Mighty… This is Insane…
Mark:Arkum has the Advantage Five to Three right now…
Rhino:Dangerous D is rolling around the ring right now in pain…
Mark:Dangerous D trying to get up on to his feet… Arkum hooks him up… The Phantom Menace! No! Dangerous D counters in to a DDT!
Rhino:A nice counter right there from Dangerous D…
Mark:Dangerous D now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Arkum is getting back up as well…
Mark:Dangerous D now hooks him up… Sitdown Powerbomb! By Dangerous D…
Rhino:Dangerous D is now looking for the Staple Gun as he wants to get some revenge on Arkum…
Mark:Dangerous D now steps on the arm of Arkum… Good God… A Staple right in to the top of the hand of Arkum…
Rhino:Dangerous D is now turning the hand over…
Mark:A staple right in to the palm of the left hand of Arkum…
Rhino:In a painful way this match up has been tied up…
Mark:Dangerous D now takes turns Arkum over on his back and drives a Staple right in to his back…
Rhino:That’s Six… Only Seven more to go…
Mark:Arkum is crawling to the corner…
Rhino:Arkum is trying to pull himself back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dangerous D charges in… Arkum tries to get the boot up… Dangerous D puts on the breaks and now staples Arkum right in to the head…
Rhino:That’s Number Seven and more blood is starting to flow from the head of the EWA Television Champion…
Mark:Dangerous D is now pulling Arkum out of the corner… Dangerous D hooks him up… Stunner!
Rhino:Dangerous D is now picking back up the staple gun…
Mark:Dangerous D pulls down the trunks of Arkum and he staples one right in to his ass…
Rhino:That’s number eight and Dangerous D is now three up on Arkum as he tries to become the EWA Television Champion…
Mark:Arkum pulls up his tights and now tries to get back up on to his feet…Dangerous D whips him off in to the ropes… Dangerous D ducks his head…Arkum puts on the breaks and now he kicks him right in the head…
Rhino:Arkum grabs the staple gun…
Mark:Arkum kicks Dangerous D in the midsection… One Two Three…
Rhino:That was three Straight Staples right in to the chest of Dangerous D…
Mark:The score is tied up… Arkum now hooks up Dangerous D…DVD On TV 2k 07!
Rhino:Arkum is now looking like he has something in mind as he mounts Dangerous D…
Mark:Oh God… A Staple right in to the lip of Dangerous D…
Rhino:That’s number Nine…
Mark:Now one right in to the nose…
Rhino:This is painful to watch Mark…
Mark:I totally agree with you right there Rhino… This match up is insane…
Rhino:Arkum is now has a Two Staple Advantage on the challenger Dangerous D…
Mark:Make it a three staple Advantage… As he just pierced the other side of his nose…
Rhino:I cant watch this anymore…
Mark:Two more Staples and Arkum is going to walk out of here still the EWA Television Champion…
Rhino:Arkum now is waiting for Dangerous D to get back up…
Mark:Arkum hooks up Dangerous D… GRAVE YARD SMASH! NO! Dangerous D counters out with a back drop…
Rhino:If Arkum hit it he could have knocked him out and basically ended this match up any way that he wanted to…
Mark:Both men are in pain as they get back up on to their feet… Dangerous D charges and scores with a clothesline…
Rhino:Arkum gets right back up…
Mark:Dangerous D scoops him up… Running Powerslam! Driving Arkum in to the canvas…
Rhino:Dangerous D now grabs the Staple Gun…
Mark:Dangerous D is returning the favor as he drives a Two Staples in to the right cheek of Arkum…
Rhino:Good God…
Mark:And now two more to the other side…
Rhino:For the love of Princesses…
Mark:What? Anyway… Dangerous D only needs to staple him one more time and he will be the new EWA Television Champion…
Rhino:Arkum is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Dangerous D charges… Arkum moves… Drop Toe Hold…
Rhino:Arkum grabs the Staple Gun…
Mark:Staple right in to the back of Dangerous D…
Rhino:It is all tied up at 12 a piece…
Mark:Dangerous D is now in pain…
Rhino:Who ever is able to staple his opponent first… Will be the EWA Television Champion…
Mark:Dangerous D is back up and Arkum is waiting for him to turn around…
Rhino:Dangerous D just grabbed the staple gun that was on the canvas…
Mark:Arkum has him up… POST CARD FROM DEATHLEHEM! STAPLE TO THE ARM BY DANGEROUS D! ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA Television Champion DANGEROUS D!
Rhino:Arkum hit his move but at the same time Dangerous D was able to Staple Arkum in the arm… And it won him the EWA Television Championship…
Mark:This was the Craziest Match I have ever witness…
Rhino:I agree with you… It was Painful to watch…
Mark:We have a New EWA Television Champion in Dangerous D… Will we have a new EWA World Heavyweight Champion… Lets head over to a Sound Stage here at Universal Studios as we get set for the Final Moments Match…
EWA World Championship Final Moments Match
Triple H(c) vs JaRek
Mark:Both Triple H and JaRek are now heading in to the Grave Yard we are being told…
Rhino:You can see the Grave Site and the Casket that is setup a little further back…
Mark:I see Triple H right now as he is looking around at the surroundings…
Rhino:There appears to be some strange objects on the ground of the Grave Yard…
Mark:It is a Grave Yard afterall so you can expect to find anything…
Rhino:Triple H is looking for JaRek…
Mark:The Game turns around and JaRek just nailed him with a clothesline…
Rhino:Because of the Darkness Triple H was unable to see where JaRek was exactly and he came up right behind him and laid him out…
Mark:JaRek is now just stomping away at the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:He is really putting the boots to the champ right now…
Mark:JaRek now pulls Triple H up by the hair and now lifts him up by the neck and just drops the EWA World Heavyweight Champion straight down…
Rhino:The Game’s head bounced right off the floor…
Mark:Triple H is trying to crawl away from JaRek at the moment…
Rhino:Triple H is now getting back up…
Mark:JaRek now grabs Triple H by the arm and nails him with a pulling clothesline…
Rhino:Thus far JaRek is just taking it right to the EWA World Heavyweight Champion Triple H and is showing how much he wants to be the EWA World Champion…
Mark:The Game is getting back up slowly on to his feet… JaRek lifts him up by the throat again and is looking to toss him around again… Thumb to the eye by Triple H…
Rhino:That’s a way to escape that hold…
Mark:Triple H now scores with a couple of straight right hands to the challenger…
Rhino:Triple H is really opening up with those right hands…
Mark:Knee Buster by Triple H…
Rhino:JaRek is dazed on his feet…
Mark:The Game charges… Running Clothesline… No! JaRek ducks… Spinebuster!
Rhino:Triple H’s neck snapped back and worth as he hit the ground…
Mark:JaRek is now trying to drag Triple H over to the Grave Site…JaRek picks up Triple H and sends The Game in to the Grave Site… Reversal and JaRek goes hard right in to the hill…
Rhino:As JaRek hit the hill you could see the pain on his face…
Mark:Triple H is looking around the Graveyard and he has found a long bone…
Rhino:JaRek is getting back up…
Mark:The Game charges and nails JaRek right in to the face with the bone…
Rhino:The Game isnt done using that bone…
Mark:Triple H nails JaRek right in the back with the bone…
Rhino:Looks to me like its a leg bone…
Mark:Triple H is now grabbing JaRek by the head and now rams his head right in to the hill…
Rhino:Triple H is looking to try and get JaRek up the hill…
Mark:Triple H is pulling him up by his arms and he has him up on the top of the hill…
Rhino:JaRek is now struggling to his feet…
Mark:Triple H kicks him right in the midsection… DDT!
Rhino:The Game dropped him face first right in to the hill…
Mark:You can see the look on the face Triple H right now as he is looking confident right now…
Rhino:Triple H is really looking like a confident champion and you would to if you were in the same position…
Mark:Triple H grabs JaRek by the head and goes to ram JaRek’s head in to the casket… JaRek blocks and elbows Triple H in the midsection…
Rhino:JaRek now has Triple H by the head…
Mark:JaRek rams Triple H’s head in to the side of the casket and Triple H falls backwards…
Rhino:JaRek is fighting his way back in to this match up…
Mark:Triple H staggers up on to his feet… JaRek lifts him up… One Handed Spinebuster!
Rhino:What a move!
Mark:What power and strength shown by JaRek right there and now Triple H rolls down the hill…
Rhino:I think that was the best thing that could have happened to Triple H right now as he is farther away from the casket…
Mark:JaRek now climbs down the hill and is going right after The Game…
Rhino:Triple H is reaching around for something…
Mark:The Game staggers up with a Skull in his hand… Triple H charges…JaRek trips up Triple H…
Rhino:JaRek now grabs the Skull…
Mark:Make a wish… As JaRek rams the Skull right in to the family jewels…
Rhino:JaRek still isnt done…
Mark:JaRek now grabs the legs of Triple H… Slingshot! Sending Triple H right in to the grave hill…
Rhino:The Game is now in some more trouble…
Mark:JaRek is dragging Triple H now up the hill…
Rhino:JaRek is looking to dethrone the king and is looking to bury him alive right here and now…
Mark:JaRek scoops up Triple H and throws him in to the casket…
Rhino:Now JaRek just needs to shut the lid…
Mark:The lid… Doesn’t shut… As Triple H is blocking it… Rake of the eyes by Triple H…
Rhino:The Game is now getting out of the casket…
Mark:Triple H is now firing back with right hands…
Rhino:He is opening up on JaRek…
Mark:The Game kicks JaRek in the midsection…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:Pedigree! No! JaRek counters with a back body drop…
Rhino:JaRek just picked up a tombstone…
Mark:That’s a heavy tombstone right there…
Rhino:Triple H is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Game is up… JaRek charges… The Game ducks…
Rhino:Triple H grabs the shovel…
Mark:JaRek turns around…Triple H hits the Tombstone and it smashes right in the face of JaRek…
Rhino:That was a knock out shot right there…
Mark:Triple H is now trying to dump the body of JaRek in to the casket…
Rhino:Triple H almost has him in the casket…
Mark:The Game gets the final leg in the casket and now Triple H shuts the lid on JaRek…
Rhino:Now Triple H needs to start to lower the casket…
Mark:The Casket is being lowered and it is now in place…
Rhino:Now its just the final step…
Mark:Triple H is starting to dump the dirt on the gravesite…
Rhino:The referee is the one who will stop this one…
Mark:Triple H continues to pile on the dirt… The referee stops the match…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA World Heavyweight Champion TRIPLE H!
Rhino:The Game retains his title…
Mark:Triple H isnt done however.. As the Casket isnt fully buried in the gravesite yet…
Rhino:Triple H is driving the dump truck over to the grave site…
Mark:Triple H just let the dirt go and JaRek has been Completely Buried Alive!
Rhino:The Game has Buried JaRek alive here at Halloween Hellraiser…
Mark:The King of Kings has sent a Message… Its going to take more than a Final Moments Match to end his reign… The next time Triple H puts the gold on the line… We ask…Will it be a November 2 Remember for Triple H… Or will it be a November 2 DISMEMBER! GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!
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