Monday Night Madness 09-10-07
Mark:The EWA is live in Cleveland, Ohio as we hit our first stop here in September as we head in to the Road to Glory… As tonight many spots will be earned for some of the big time matches that will be taking place at Glory…
Rhino:Its going to be an interesting night as we try to determine who will take part in the EWA Television Championship Match as they Earn Their Spot on Television… As it will be The Rock going One on One with John Cena…
Mark:The other match up will be Ichabod Bitchwax taking on Dangerous D…
Rhino:Those two have exchanged words and tonight they will do battle…
Mark:Plus tonight we will determine the Three Men who will enter the Ultimate X Glory Showdown… As Darien Hacaga takes on Damian Manuwai… AJ Styles will take on Seth Envolson…
Rhino:Cant forget about Karnage battling B-Lunt…
Mark:The three winners will enter the Ultimate X Glory Showdown… Plus tonight we will have the Official Contract Signing for the match up that has been building up for the last Twenty Months… When Shawn Michaels and William McConnell are face to face in the ring tonight…
Rhino:Things could explode…
Mark:Its going to be a wild night… So lets get right down to tonights Opening Contest…
Ultimate X Glory Showdown Qualifying Match
Darien Hacaga vs Damian Manuwai
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is an Ultimate X Glory Showdown Qualifying Match… Introducing First… From Tumon, Guam… Now Residing in Seattle, Washington… Weighing in at 223 Pounds… DAMIAN MANUWAI!
(“Praise” plays as Damian Manuwai enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Tijuana, Mexico… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… DARIEN HACAGA!
(“Forever” plays as Darien Hacaga enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Darien Hacaga nails Darmian with a couple of forearms right to the face… Darien Hacaga backs Damian Manuwai up in to corner…
Rhino:Darien is nailing Damian with kicks right to the midsection…
Mark:Spin Kick right to the head of Damian Manuwai…
Rhino:Darien lined him up for that kick in the corner…
Mark:Darien Hacaga grabs on to the ropes and now swings in with a dropkick right in to the face of Damian Manuwai who was down in the corner…
Rhino:He caught him good with that shot…
Mark:Darien pulls Damian out of the corner and goes for the cover 1…………………….2…………………Kickout by Damian Manuwai…
Rhino:Darien with a couple of kicks to the thighs of Damian Manuwai as he is being backed up in to the ropes…
Mark:Darien with an irish whip sending Damian Manuwai off in to the farside…Spin Heel Kick… Ducked by Damian Manuwai as Darien now hits the canvas hard…
Rhino:Damian is now putting the boots to Darien right now…
Mark:Darien Hacaga is now getting back up on to his feet… Damian lifts him up… Double Knee Gutbuster by Damian Manuwai…
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Damian goes for the cover on Darien Hacaga 1………………………2………………..Kickout by Darien Hacaga…
Rhino:Damian is starting to take control of this match up…
Mark:Damian Manuwai hooks up Darien… Micronesian Drop by Damian Manuwai…
Rhino:He dropped Darien chest first in to the canvas…
Mark:Damian Manuwai goes for another cover 1…………………….2……………….Kickout by Darien Hacaga…
Rhino:Darien is slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Damian Manuwai scoops up and slams Darien Hacaga straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Damian is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Fallaway Moonsault! No! Darien rolled out of the way…
Rhino:Manuwai crashed right in to the canvas as he missed with the moonsault…
Mark:Darien Hacaga with a chop right across the chest of Damian Manuwai…Quick Dropkick right to the leg of Damian Manuwai…
Rhino:Darien just took his legs out from underneath him…
Mark:Shining Wizard by Darien Hacaga… Who now goes for the cover 1……………………..2……………….. Damian gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Darien Hacaga is now waiting for Damian to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:SPIC KICK! Laying out Damian Manuwai…
Rhino:Darien is getting in to a groove right now…
Mark:Damian Manuwai is using the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Darien is going in for the kill…
Mark:Kick to the midsection…TWIST OF SPIC!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Darien Hacaga now hooks the leg 1………………………….2…………………3…………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DARIEN HACAGA!
Rhino:Darien Hacaga is now moving on to the Ultimate X Glory Showdown at the Biggest Show of the Year….
Mark:Who will join Darien Hacaga in the Ultimate X Match… We are going to find out right now as the Second of Three Qualifying Matches take place here at Monday Night Madness…
Ultimate X Glory Showdown Qualifying Match
AJ Styles vs Seth Envolson
Pa Announcer:This next contest is an Ultimate X Glory Showdown Qualifying Match… Introducing first… From Hollywood, Ca… Weighing in at 262 Pounds… SETH ENVOLSON!
(“Boom” plays as Seth Envolson enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Gainsville, Georgia… Weighing in at 205 Pounds… AJ STYLES!
(“I Am” Plays as AJ Styles enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway… AJ Styles nails Seth Envolson with right forearm shots right to the face… Envolson fires back with a couple of shots of his own…
Rhino:They are just trading shots back and forth to start of this match up…
Mark:Seth Envolson with a kick to the midsection and now whips AJ Styles off in to the ropes… AJ Styles springs off the ropes… Flying Crossbody by AJ Styles… Cover 1………………..2……………….Kickout by Seth Envolson…
Rhino:Envolson gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dropkick by AJ Styles to Seth Envolson knocking him out of the ring…
Rhino:Seth Envolson is frustrated on the outside of the ring…
Mark:AJ Styles is getting setup…
Rhino:Here comes AJ…
Mark:AJ Styles dives through the ropes and right down on to Seth Envolson on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:AJ Styles now rolls Seth Envolson back in to the ring…
Mark:Seth Envolson staggers back up on to his feet…Springboard Clothesline by AJ Styles… AJ Styles goes for the cover on Seth Envolson 1……………………2………………….Kickout by Seth Envolson…
Rhino:AJ Styles is coming out of the blocks firing…
Mark:Seth Envolson staggers back up in to the corner…
Rhino:AJ Styles is nailing him with shots in the corner…
Mark:AJ Styles whips Seth Envolson off in to the corner… AJ Styles charges in… Running Splash by AJ Styles missed as Seth Envolson moved out of the way…
Rhino:AJ Styles is staggering backwards…
Mark:Seth Envolson hooks him up… German Suplex by Seth Envolson dropping AJ Styles on his head…
Rhino:Envolson is now putting the boots to AJ Styles…
Mark:Envolson is driving his foot right in to the throat of AJ Styles… Seth Envolson now picks up AJ Styles… Envolson hooks him up…Belly to Belly Suplex by Seth Envolson…
Rhino:Envolson is now starting to take control of this contest…
Mark:Seth Envolson goes for the cover on AJ Styles 1……………………2…………………..Kickout by AJ Styles…
Rhino:AJ Styles is struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:AJ Styles turns around… Atomic Drop by Seth Envolson…
Rhino:AJ is staggering on his feet…
Mark:Seth Envolson kicks him in to the midsection… Piledriver by Seth Envolson…
Rhino:AJ keeps getting dropped right on his head by Seth Envolson in this contest…
Mark:Seth Envolson goes for the cover on AJ Styles 1……………………..2……………….3…….NO! AJ Styles gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Seth Envolson is now looking to go in for the kill as AJ Styles is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Seth Envolson with a kick to the midsection… THE BRINK! NO! AJ Styles starts to fight out of it… Envolson turns around and charges… PELE!
Rhino:What a kick right there by AJ Styles…
Mark:Seth Envolson is staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:AJ Styles is back up as well…
Mark:Seth Envolson charges with a clothesline… AJ Styles ducks the clothesline… Envolson turns back around…Kick to the midsection… STYLES CLASH! AJ Styles goes for the cover 1……………………..2……………….3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner AJ STYLES!
Rhino:AJ Styles is moving on to the Ultimate X Glory Showdown at Glory…
Mark:Darien Hacaga and AJ Styles have both advanced… Which means…
(“Here Comes The Money” plays as Shane McMahon walks out on to the stage…)
Rhino:What is Shane McMahon doing out here?
Mark:I have no idea…
Shane:Good Showing Seth… Just a shame you came up short… But you see…Seth… It only gets worse from there… Because as of now… You are no longer a member of the EWA Roster… As you are FIRED! No Questions Asked… YOU ARE FIRED!
Mark:Shane McMahon just fired Seth Envolson from the EWA… As now we get to see who will join Darien Hacaga and AJ Styles in the Ultimate X Glory Showdown…
Ultimate X Glory Showdown Qualifying Match
Karnage vs B-Lunt
Pa Announcer:This next contest is an Ultimate X Glory Showdown Qualifying Match… Introducing first… From Brick City, New York… Weighing in at 225 Pounds… B-LUNT!
(“Blackout” plays as B-Lunt enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Brooklyn, New York… Weighing in at 289 Pounds… KARNAGE!
(“Seek and Destroy” plays as Karnage enters the arena…)
Mark:B-Lunt walks right up to Karnage and nails him with a couple of shots right to the midsection… Karnage comes back with a knee to the midsection of B-Lunt…
Rhino:B-Lunt is being backed up in to the ropes…
Mark:Karnage with a couple of shots with his knee driving it in to the midsection of B-Lunt… Irish whip by Karnage sending B-Lunt in to the ropes… B-Lunt comes off the ropes…
Rhino:Karnage goes for a clothesline… But it was ducked by B-Lunt…
Mark:B-Lunt comes back off the ropes… Crossbody… Caught in midair by Karnage…
Rhino:B-Lunt is in trouble…
Mark:Karnage with Falling Powerslam to B-Lunt… Karnage goes for the cover now 1…………….2………. B-Lunt kicks out…
Rhino:Karnage is now picking B-Lunt back up…
Mark:Backbreaker by Karnage… Karnage now comes off the ropes and drops the leg right down on to B-Lunt… Karnage goes for another cover 1………………..2………….Kick out by B-Lunt…
Rhino:Karnage is having his way with B-Lunt at the moment…
Mark:B-Lunt is back up and turns right around and Karnage grabs him by the throat… Chokeslam! Driving B-Lunt straight in to the canvas…
Rhino:Karnage just drilled him in to the mat and B-Lunt isnt looking so good right now…
Mark:Karnage goes for another cover on B-Lunt 1……………………2………….3…….NO! B-Lunt gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:B-Lunt barely got his shoulder up that time…
Mark:B-Lunt pulls himself back up on to his feet… Karnage with a kick to the midsection… Here it comes… Powerbomb… No! B-Lunt is fighting out of it…
Rhino:B-Lunt is nailing him with right hands…
Mark:B-Lunt with a Hurricanranna to counter the Powerbomb…
Rhino:Nice Counter…
Mark:Karnage is staggering back up on to his feet… Karnage charges at B-Lunt… B-Lunt ducks the clothesline and now spins him around… Face Buster by B-Lunt… B-Lunt goes for the cover 1………………..2…………….. Kickout by Karnage…
Rhino:Karnage is staggering up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:B-Lunt charges in and connects with a running clothesline…
Rhino:Karnage is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Tornado DDT by B-Lunt driving Karnage in to the mat… B-Lunt goes for another cover 1…………………….2………3……NO! Karnage gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:He got his shoulder up at the last second…
Mark:B-Lunt is now waiting for Karnage to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:B-Lunt is going in for the kill…
Mark:Kick to the midsection… BRICK CITY STUNNER!
Rhino:That’s gonna be it right here and now…
Mark:B-Lunt hooks the leg as the referee makes the count 1……………………2………………3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner B-LUNT!
Rhino:So we now know who will all be in the ring at Glory for the Ultimate X Glory Showdown…
Mark:It will be Darien Hacaga battling B-Lunt battling AJ Styles in what should be a Tremendous Ultimate X Match at Glory… But right now its time for our next One on One Contest here at Monday Night Madness…
Jarek vs Dark Demon
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Atlantic City, New Jersey… Weighing in at 285 Pounds… JAREK!
(“You’re Ever So Inviting” plays as Jarek enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Death Valley, California… Weighing in at 322 Pounds… DARK DEMON!
(“Graveyard” plays as Dark Demon enters the arena…)
Mark:Both Jarek and Dark Demon move towards each other in the center of the ring…
Rhino:These are two huge men we are seeing right now…
Mark:Jarek reaches back and scores with a right hand to Dark Demon… Dark Demon comes back and hits Jarek square in the jaw with a right hand…
Rhino:Jarek just came back with another right hand of his own…
Mark:One more from Dark Demon…
Rhino:Both men are connecting and rocking each other with each right hand…
Mark:Dark Demon ducks the right hand from Jarek and scores with another right hand… And one more follows as he rocks Jarek backwards…
Rhino:Jarek is now being backed up in to the ropes…
Mark:Dark Demon with an irish whip sending Jarek off in to the ropes… Jarek comes off the ropes… Big Boot… Ducked by Jarek… Dark Demon spins around and Jarek nails him with a big right hand…
Rhino:Jarek is now connecting with a couple of more straight right hands…
Mark:Jarek now whips Dark Demon off in to the ropes… Dark Demon comes off the ropes and gets knocked down with a big shoulder block from Jarek…
Rhino:Dark Demon backs himself up in to the corner as he gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dark Demon gets himself together and charges at Jarek… Hiptoss by Jarek taking the big man over…
Rhino:Dark Demon gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Jarek waits for Dark Demon to turn around… Spinebuster! By Jarek driving Dark Demon in to the canvas… Jarek now goes for the cover on Dark Demon 1………………….2…………………Kickout by Dark Demon…
Rhino:Gravedigger has made his way down to the ring right now and giving some advice to Dark Demon…
Mark:Dark Demon makes his way back up on to his feet and Jarek connects with a couple of more shots right to the jaw… Jarek now hooks him up for a suplex… Blocked by Dark Demon… And Dark Demon takes him over with a vertical suplex…
Rhino:Nice counter right there which could start to get Dark Demon back in to this match up…
Mark:Jarek is now making his way back up on to his feet… Dark Demon hooks him up… Death Valley Driver! Dropping the Big Man right on his head…
Rhino:These two men are just giving each other their best shots here in this match up…
Mark:Dark Demon covers Jarek 1………………2………….. Jarek gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Jarek is making his way back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Running Clothesline by Dark Demon driving Jarek hard in to the corner…
Rhino:Jarek is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Dark Demon with a kick to the midsection… Sitdown Powerbomb!
Rhino:Jarek could be done right here…
Mark:The referee makes the count 1………………………2………………..3…….NO! Jarek gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was a close one right there…
Mark:Dark Demon now hooks up Jarek… Russian Leg Sweep… No…Jarek counters and drops him with a DDT…
Rhino:Jarek is now starting to fight his way back in to the match up at the moment…
Mark:Gravedigger is watching on at ringside right now…
Rhino:Both men are getting back up on to their feet…
Mark:Jarek with a right hand to Dark Demon… Dark Demon goes for a right hand… But is blocked by Jarek… Jarek goes underneath and drives Dark Demon hard in to the corner…
Rhino:Dark Demon is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Bear Hug! By Jarek as he starts to squeeze the life out of Dark Demon…
Rhino:Dark Demon is trying to find away out of it right now…
Mark:Both of these men are huge and powerful and Jarek is just showing off his power right now as he continues to squeeze the ribs and back of Dark Demon…
Rhino:Gravedigger is telling him to hang on…
Mark:Dark Demon drops to one knee and now the referee starts to check on him…
Rhino:This could be it right here for Dark Demon…
Mark:The referee lifts up his arm and it drops… The referee once again lifts up his arm and it drops for the second time..
Rhino:If it drops for a third time it will be all over…
Mark:The referee lifts up the arm… And it doesn’t drop… As there is still fight left in Dark Demon…
Rhino:Dark Demon is starting to break the grip of Jarek…
Mark:Dark Demon with a headbutt and it was able to break the grip of Jarek…
Rhino:Dark Demon is starting to fight back…
Mark:JawBreaker to Jarek by Dark Demon…
Rhino:Jarek is now staggering around on his feet…
Mark:Dark Demon hooks him up… Belly to Belly Suplex… Dark Demon now goes for the cover 1………………………2………………..3……NO! Jarek got his shoulder up right there…
Rhino:Close call righ there as Jarek got his shoulder up at the last second…
Mark:Dark Demon is now waiting for Jarek to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:This has been a great match up thus far between these two big men…
Mark:Dark Demon now hooks him up… The Great Equalizer!
Rhino:That’s the setup for the DeathDrop…
Mark:These two big men have really been slugging it out here tonight…
Rhino:They sure have… Its been a true battle of the big men…
Mark:Dark Demon now picks up Jarek… Dark Demon goes in and… What?
Rhino:Why is Dark Demon laughing?
Mark:Jarek is laughing as well…
Rhino:What is going on here?
Mark:Both men are looking at each other… And now they both shake hands…
Rhino:Gravedigger is now entering the ring and all three men are laughing with one another…
Mark:All three men are exiting the ring and laughing…
Rhino:Is there some sort of Friendship or Alliance between these men?
Mark:It appears that something is going on between these men… What it is… I guess we will find out sooner rather than later…
Rhino:Im in shock they were really tearing in to one another…
Mark:They put on one hell of a match up and then just walk out together before we can find out which one of them would walk out victorious…But we are now going to find out who will head in to Glory as the EWA Tag Team Champions…
EWA Tag Team Championship Street Fight
Rated RKO(c) vs The Outsiders
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Street Fight and is for the EWA Tag Team Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers… Representing Degeneration X… And weighing in at a combined weight of 607 Pounds… Scott Hall and Kevin Nash… THE OUTSIDERS!
(“Break it Down” plays as The Outsiders enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… Weighing in at 495 Pounds… The Defending EWA Tag Team Champions… Edge and Randy Orton… RATED RKO!
(“Ladies & Gentlemen” plays as Rated RKO enter the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… It will be Scott Hall and Randy Orton starting things out for both teams…
Rhino:Both men are trading insults…
Mark:Scott Hall throws the toothpick right in the face of Randy Orton…
Rhino:All that did was fire up Randy Orton…
Mark:Randy Orton charges at Scott Hall… Scott Hall ducks the clothesline… Randy Orton turns back around and Scott Hall slaps him right across the face…
Rhino:Randy Orton didn’t like that…
Mark:Randy Orton charges at Scott Hall again… Hall with a sidestep and a droptoe hold… Scott Hall now slaps him back and forth on the back of the head…
Rhino:Scott Hall is getting under the skin of the Legend Killer…
Mark:Randy Orton now walks over to the corner and is talking things over with Edge…
Rhino:Edge gets the tag from Randy Orton…
Mark:Scott Hall and Edge lock horns and Edge locks in a side headlock…
Rhino:Edge is grinding away on Scott Hall with the headlock…
Mark:Behind the referee’s back… Scott Hall pulls on the hair of Edge as Edge has the headlock locked on…
Rhino:Edge is telling the referee that he is pulling on his hair…
Mark:Edge continues with the headlock on Hall… And Scott Hall again pulls on the hair of Edge…
Rhino:The referee still doesn’t see it…
Mark:Scott Hall shoves Edge off in to the ropes… Edge comes off the ropes and Scott Hall knocks him down with a shoulder block…
Rhino:Edge gets right back up…
Mark:Scott Hall locks in the side headlock… Hall grinds away with the headlock…
Rhino:Edge is now pulling on the hair of Scott Hall…
Mark:Hall tells the referee and the referee catches Edge pulling on his hair…
Rhino:Edge is now frustrated…
Mark:Scott Hall got away with the hair pulling but Edge got caught right away…
Rhino:Scott Hall is getting under the skin of Rated RKO…
Mark:Scott Hall and Edge lock horns again… Edge goes behind Scott Hall and nails him with a shot right to the ribs of Scott Hall…Edge is now has him setup and drops him with a belly to back suplex…
Rhino:Edge is now putting the boots to Scott Hall…
Mark:Edge is now dragging Scott Hall to the Rated RKO corner…
Rhino:Edge tags in Randy Orton…
Mark:Edge and Orton whip Scott Hall off in to the ropes… Double Flapjack by Rated RKO driving Scott Hall in to the mat… Orton goes for the cover 1………………..2…………. Scott Hall kicks out…
Rhino:Randy Orton is now stomping away at Scott Hall…
Mark:Randy Orton continues to stomp the entire body of Scott Hall… Now Randy Orton picks him up and nails him with an inverted back breaker…
Rhino:Scott Hall is in trouble at the moment as Kevin Nash watches on in the corner…
Mark:Randy Orton goes for the cover 1………………2…………. Scott Hall kicks out…
Rhino:Edge is on the outside of the ring and just slid a trash can lid in to Randy Orton…
Mark:Randy Orton picks up the lid and cracks Scott Hall right in the head…
Rhino:Scott Hall is dazed on his feet after that shot…
Mark:Scott Hall takes another shot from the trash can lid…
Rhino:Orton tags in Edge…
Mark:Edge and Orton hook up Scott Hall… Double DDT right down on to the trash can lid…
Rhino:Scott Hall is in trouble now…
Mark:Edge turns him over and goes for the cover 1…………………….2……………… Kevin Nash comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Kevin Nash knew his partner was in trouble…
Mark:Edge is now waiting for Scott Hall to get back up on to his feet…Edge scoops up and slams Scott Hall straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Edge is back on the outside of the ring and is bringing in a couple of steel chairs…
Mark:Randy Orton is now in the ring and both men have the steel chairs…
Rhino:I smell a ConChairto coming up…
Mark:Scott Hall is now staggering up on to his feet… CONCHAIRTO! NO! Scott Hall Ducked out of the way…
Rhino:Scott Hall is going to his corner…
Mark:Kevin Nash gets the tag…
Rhino:Here comes the big man…
Mark:Kevin Nash charges and scores with a clothesline on Edge… Randy Orton charges at Kevin Nash and Nash nails him with a big boot…
Rhino:Kevin Nash is starting to get his engine rolling…
Mark:Edge is up in the corner… Kevin Nash scores with a running clothesline…. Edge staggers out… Sidewalk Slam by Kevin Nash… Nash goes for the cover 1………………….2………………3….NO! Orton breaks it up…
Rhino:Scott Hall is back in the ring…
Mark:Hall and Orton are trading right hands… Hall ducks the right hand… Scott Hall now charges with a clothesline… Ducked by Orton and he back drops Scott Hall out of the ring…
Rhino:Randy Orton now picks up the steel chair…
Mark:Kevin Nash turns around… Chair Shot! Missed and Orton nails Edge by mistake with the chair shot…
Rhino:Kevin Nash throws Orton out of the ring…
Mark:Kevin Nash hooks up Edge… JACKKNIFE POWERBOMB!
Rhino:This could be it…
Mark:Kevin Nash with the cover 1…………………2…………..3……… NEW CHAMPIONS!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners and NEW EWA Tag Team Champions THE OUTSIDERS!
Rhino:Kevin Nash and Scott Hall are now the EWA Tag Team Champions…
Mark:DX has more gold here in the EWA… But will they be able to keep it at Glory? We will find out then… But right now its time to see who will earn their spot on Television and their shot at the EWA Television Championship at Glory…
Earn Your Spot on Television Match
The Rock vs John Cena
Pa Announcer:This next contest is an Earn Your Spot on Television Match… Introducing first… From West Newbury, Mass… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… JOHN CENA!
(“The Time Is Now” plays as John Cena enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… Replacing The Rock… From Pago, Pago, Amercian Samoa… Weighing in at 242 Pounds… SONNY SIAKI!
(“Cocky” plays as Sonny Siaki enters the arena…)
Mark:Sonny Siaki is The Rock’s Stunt Double and right now Sonny Siaki will be replacing The Rock in this match up…
Rhino:The Rock is too busy with movie promotion which is why Sonny Siaki is filling in tonight…
Mark:Sonny Siaki and John Cena stare down one another… Sonny Siaki goes in for a right hand… John Cena blocks and starts to hammer Sonny Siaki with straight right hands…
Rhino:John Cena is unloading on Sonny Siaki right now…
Mark:Big Right Hand by John Cena taking down Sonny Siaki…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki is getting right back up…
Mark:John Cena nails him with another right hand knocking him down…
Rhino:John Cena is really hammering in on the man who calls himself Cocky Siaki right now with those right hands…
Mark:Sonny Siaki is back up near the ropes… John Cena with a full head of steam… Siaki moves and he tosses John Cena over the top rope and to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki saw him coming in all the way…
Mark:Sonny Siaki goes to the outside of the ring… Sonny Siaki picks up John Cena and drops his face first on to the side of the ring…
Rhino:Siaki has Cena by the head…
Mark:Sonny Siaki rams John Cena’s head in to the side of the ring before rolling him back in to the ring…
Rhino:Siaki climbs up to the top rope…
Mark:Leg Drop from the top rope by Sonny Siaki… Siaki goes for the cover on John Cena 1………………….2…………….. Cena kicks out…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki is taking control of this contest…
Mark:John Cena is back up on to his feet… But Sonny Siaki right away whips him off in to the ropes… Samoan Drop by Sonny Siaki driving him in to the mat…Siaki goes for another cover 1……………….2……………… Kickout by John Cena…
Rhino:John Cena calls himself The Champ… But he isnt looking like a champ right now…
Mark:John Cena is up in the corner… As now Sonny Siaki puts him up on to the top rope…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good for John Cena…
Mark:Superplex! By Sonny Siaki…
Rhino:John Cena could be done right here…
Mark:Sonny Siaki goes for the cover 1…………………..2………………….Kickout by John Cena…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki thought he had him right there…
Mark:John Cena staggers back up on to his feet… Sonny Siaki is now hooking him up… Siaki Drop! No! John Cena counters with a hip toss…
Rhino:John Cena wants to fight back in to this match up…
Mark:Sonny Siaki gets back up on to his feet and charges at John Cena… Powerslam by John Cena…
Rhino:Cena is fighting back…
Mark:John Cena covers Siaki 1………………….2………………3……..NO! Siaki gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was close right there…
Mark:Sonny Siaki is now the one staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:John Cena is waiting for him to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Spin Out Powerbomb…
Rhino:You know what comes next…
Mark:John Cena pumps up the shoes and it is time for the Five Knuckle Shuffle… And there it is…
Rhino:The Fist Drop connects to Sonny Siaki…
Mark:John Cena is now starting to feel it…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki staggers up on to his feet…
Mark:John Cena with a kick to the midsection… F-U! NO! Siaki lands on his feet… John Cena charges with a clothesline… Siaki ducks… Cena turns around… SIAKALYPSE!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Sonny Siaki hooks the leg 1………………….2…………….3………. HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SONNY SIAKI!
Rhino:Sonny Siaki has just earned his spot on Television which means he is heading to Glory to fight for the EWA Television Championship…
Mark:Sonny Siaki is victorious… But who will be the Third Man in the match up? We are going to find out right here and now…
Earn Your Spot on Television Match
Ichabod Bitchwax vs Dangerous D
Pa Announcer:This next contest is an Earn Your Spot on Television Match… Introducing first from Deathleham, Pa… Weighing in at 3,040 Ounces…ICHABOD BITCHWAX!
(“The Toys Go Winding Down” plays as Ichabod Bitchwax enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Cashville, Tennesse…Weighing in at 243 Pounds… DANGEROUS D!
(“Many Men” plays as Dangerous D enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway…Ichabod Bitchwax locks up with Dangerous D…
Rhino:Both men are battling for position…
Mark:Ichabod Bitchwax goes behind Dangerous D… Ichabod Bitchwax pulls back on the head of Dangerous D and hammers him with shots right to the chest…
Rhino:He has him bent backwards and is just hammering him with shots…
Mark:Ichabod Bitchwax now hooks him up… Reverse Suplex by Ichabod Bitchwax… Ichabod Bitchwax now with a quick cover 1………………2……………Kickout by Dangerous D…
Rhino:Dangerous D is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Ichabod Bitchwax now with shots to the back of Dangerous D… Ichabod Bitchwax now hooks up Dangerous D… Back Drop Driver…
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Ichabod Bitchwax now goes for the cover again 1……………………….2……………Kickout out by Dangerous D…
Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax is right now in control of this contest…
Mark:Dangerous D gets back up on to his feet… Ichabod Bitchwax scoops up Dangerous D and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax goes to the outside on the ring apron…
Mark:Ichabod Bitchwax with a Spring Board Leg Drop! No! Dangerous D rolled out of the way…
Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax took a little too long and Dangerous D was able to roll out of the way…
Mark:Dangerous D now with a couple of chops right across the chest of Ichabod Bitchwax and follows it up with a right hand…One more right hand by Dangerous D…Dangerous D whips him off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop by Dangerous D…
Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dangerous D scoops him up on his shoulder… Running Powerslam by Dangerous D driving him in to the mat…
Rhino:Dangerous D is now heading to the top rope…
Mark:Flying Leg Drop by Dangerous D dropping the leg right down on to Ichabod Bitchwax…Dangerous D goes for the cover 1…………….2……………… Kickout by Ichabod Bitchwax…
Rhino:Dangerous D is now pulling Ichabod Bitchwax back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dangerous D drives the elbow in to the top of the head of Ichabod Bitchwax… Dangerous D now whips Ichabod Bitchwax in to the ropes and now drives the elbow right in to the face of Ichabod Bitchwax…
Rhino:Dangerous D is now grabbing Ichabod Bitchwax by the legs and dragging him to the corner…
Mark:Dangerous D with the leg of Ichabod Bitchwax and drives it right in to the ring post…
Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax is now holding on to his leg…
Mark:Dangerous D drives the leg in to the ring post again and Ichabod Bitchwax is now holding on to his leg…
Rhino:Dangerous D is coming back in to the ring and is going right for the right leg of Ichabod Bitchwax…
Mark:Dangerous D with the right leg and drives his leg and knee right in the mat…
Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax is in pain at the moment as Dangerous D is going right in for the kill…
Mark:The Texas Cloverleaf is now locked in on Ichabod Bitchwax…
Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax is trying to get to the ropes to break the hold…
Mark:Dangerous D has the Texas Cloverleaf locked in at the moment as Ichabod Bitchwax continues to crawl to the ropes…
Rhino:Dangerous D is sitting back and applying all of the pressure that he can right now…
Mark:Ichabod Bitchwax is able to get to the ropes and the referee is telling Dangerous D that he needs to break the hold…
Rhino:The damage has been done however…
Mark:Ichabod Bitchwax is using the ropes to pull himself up on to his feet…
Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax is limping around the ring…
Mark:Dangerous D from behind clips the right leg of Ichabod Bitchwax…
Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax is holding on to that right leg right now…
Mark:Dangerous D is now dragging Ichabod Bitchwax in to the center of the ring… Dangerous D locks in the Sharpshooter in the center of the ring…
Rhino:You can see the pain on the face of Ichabod Bitchwax right now…
Mark:Dangerous D is sitting back on Ichabod Bitchwax…
Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax is trying to crawl to the ropes…
Mark:The referee is asking Ichabod Bitchwax is he wants to give it up…
Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax is looking like he is going to tap out right here…
Mark:There goes the hand and Ichabod Bitchwax reaches the ropes…
Rhino:Right now Dangerous D has Ichabod Bitchwax in the best position possible…As he has him in an injured state…
Mark:Dangerous D kicks Ichabod Bitchwax in the midsection… Powerbomb! Driving Ichabod Bitchwax straight in to the canvas…
Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax has been laid out by Dangerous D…
Mark:Dangerous D is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Dangerous D is going in for the kill….
Mark:D-BOMB! NO! Ichabod Bitchwax rolled out of the way at the very last second and Dangerous D crashed right in to the mat…
Rhino:This is where Ichabod Bitchwax needs to get himself together and get back in to this match up…
Mark:Dangerous D gets back up on to his feet… Right hands by Ichabod Bitchwax to Dangerous D…
Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax is limping around the right now…
Mark:Ichabod Bitchwax with an atomic drop to Dangerous D… Dangerous D staggers around the ring…Ichabod Bitchwax hooks up Dangerous D… Exploder Suplex!
Rhino:Dangerous D is in a little bit of trouble now as he gets up slowly on to his feet…
Mark:Ichabod Bitchwax goes behind Dangerous D… Straight Jacket Lung Blower!
Rhino:What a move right there…
Mark:Ichabod Bitchwax goes for the cover on Dangerous D 1……………………2………………….3……..NO! Dangerous D gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Dangerous D barely got his shoulder up right there…
Mark:Ichabod Bitchwax is trying to get some feeling back in to his right leg… Dangerous D turns around… Northern Lights Suplex with a bridge 1………………………2……………………..3……NO! Dangerous D kicks out…
Rhino:I was impressed that Ichabod Bitchwax was able to hold on to the bridge right there…
Mark:Dangerous D gets back up on to his feet and turns around right in to the Phantom Menace….
Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax just drilled him in to the mat…
Mark:Ichabod Bitchwax now goes for the cover on Dangerous D 1………………………….2………………3……….NO! Dangerous D kicks out again…
Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Dangerous D is staggering back up on to his feet… Missle Dropkick! Missed! As Dangerous D ducked out of the way of the Missle Dropkick…
Rhino:These two men are going back and forth right now as both men are back up on their feet…
Mark:Dangerous D kicks Ichabod Bitchwax in the midsection… Stunner!
Rhino:Dangerous D could have him right here…
Mark:Dangerous D hooks the leg 1…………………….2……………….3………NO! Ichabod Bitchwax gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax is limping back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dangerous D is now putting Ichabod Bitchwax up on to the top rope
Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax is now in trouble on the top rope…
Mark:Dangerous D climbs the top rope and is now standing up on the top rope…
Rhino:Dangerous D has him hooked…
Mark:Ichabod Bitchwax blocks the Superplex…
Rhino:Both men are now standing on the top rope…
Mark:Both men are exchanging shots on the top rope…
Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax and Dangerous D could be in some trouble right now as they fight on the top rope…
Mark:Ichabod Bitchwax grabs Dangerous D by the head…
Rhino:Dangerous D has Ichabod Bitchwax by the head as well…
Mark:INCOMING! Both men fall off the top rope and go face first on the steel guardrail on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Both men had the same idea and now both men are down on the outside of the ring…
Mark:The referee is counting both men out right now…
Rhino:Neither man is moving right now…
Mark:Five…Six…Seven….Eight…. Nine…. Ten… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:The referee has counted both men out of the ring and the referee rules this match up a DRAW!
Rhino:So I guess it will only be…
(“Here Comes The Money” plays as Shane McMahon walks out on to the stage…)
Shane:I know many are wondering what we are going to do with Ichabod Bitchwax and Dangerous D in regards to the EWA Television Championship Match at Glory… Well I have decided with the effort we saw here tonight… That BOTH Dangerous D and Ichabod Bitchwax will both advance to Glory…
Rhino:That’s Big…
Mark:For once Shane McMahon has done the right thing…
Shane:So at Glory it will now be Big Daddy Ace defending against Sonny Siaki, Dangerous D and Ichabod Bitchwax… In a Four Way Elimination Barbed Wire Death Match!
Mark:What a match up that will be…
Rhino:I cant wait…
Mark:Right now Kent Richardson is in the ring to Moderate the Contract Signing between The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels and The Answer William McConnell…
Kent:Ladies and Gentlemen… Welcome to the Official Contract Signing for the I Quit Match at Glory… Right now please welcome the man who issued the challenge… The Answer WILLIAM McCONNELL!
(“The Answer” plays as William McConnell enters the arena…)
Kent:Now Ladies and Gentlemen… Please Welcome the man that William McConnell challenged… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Kent:Both of you have read over the contract and have agree to the terms…
Rhino:Just look at both men stare at one another…
Mark:This is a very intense situation right now…
Kent:Shawn if you would please sign the contract…
(Shawn Michaels Signs The Contract)
Kent:William… Its now your turn…
(William McConnell Signs The Contract)
Kent:It is now official… It will be… Shaw…
Mark:There they go… Shawn Michaels dives over the table at William McConnell and is hammering him with right hands…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels has been waiting over Twenty Months just to get a piece of William McConnell and right now he is getting him a small taste…
Mark:William McConnell rolls over on Shawn Michaels and is hammering him with right hands…
Rhino:They are both just going at one another going back and forth with rights and lefts…
Mark:After what happened at Summertime Blowout you cant blame Shawn Michaels for acting this way…
Rhino:No you can not…
Mark:Security has come down to the ring to break these men up…
Rhino:I cant wait to see what happens at Glory…
Mark:Security is trying to get William McConnell out of the ring…
Rhino:They are holding Shawn Michaels back as well…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is loose…
Rhino:Incoming!
Mark:Shawn Michaels dives over the top rope right down on to the security and on to William McConnell…
Rhino:Officials and Security cant keep these two men apart…
Mark:Shawn Michaels wants a piece of William McConnell in the worst way…
Rhino:He will get it officially at Glory…
Mark:William McConnell now breaks through security and is going after Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Look at these two men just go at it…
Mark:Wrestlers are now coming out to help separate these two men…
Rhino:Its going to be one hell of a show down in Twenty Days at Glory…
Mark:They have finally gotten William McConnell out of the arena as they continue to hold back Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:These two men right now cant stand one another and it will all come to ahead at Glory…
Mark:Right now as this situation is finally under control… We get set for our Main Event…
Triple H & Mr. Kennedy vs Big Daddy Ace & Lone Jobber
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is set for one fall… Introducing first… Team Number One… First… From The Slaughter House… Now Residing in the Corporate Offices in Atlanta, Georgia… Weighing in at 234 Pounds… El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His tag team partner…From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 273 Pounds… Representing the BTP… The EWA Television Champion… BIG DADDY ACE!
(“No More Sorrow” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… First…
(“Turn Up The Trouble” plays as Mr. Kennedy enters the arena…)
Mr. Kennedy:Mr. Kennedy:Ladies and Gentlemen…I weigh in tonight at 247 Pounds…Hailing from GREEN BAY, WISCONSIN… MISTER KENNEDY!…. Kennedy!
Pa Announcer:And his tag team partner… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… The Game TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Mark:Well this is going to be one interesting match up…
Rhino:I wonder what kind of team work we are going to see between Triple H and Mr. Kennedy… As they will meet at Glory for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:It will be Triple H starting things out against his long time rival Lone Jobber… Triple H is jaw jacking with El Presidente…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is jaw jacking back to the King of Kings…
Mark:Right hand by Triple H… Lone Jobber goes for a right hand… The Game blocks and hammers Lone Jobber with a couple of more right hands…
Rhino:The Game is backing Lone Jobber up in to the ropes…
Mark:Triple H with an irish whip sending Lone Jobber off in to the ropes… Running High Knee by Triple H…
Rhino:The Game caught him good with that shot…
Mark:Triple H now backs in to the ropes and drives the knee right in to the face of El Presidente Lone Jobber… Triple H covers Lone Jobber 1………………..2………….. Lone Jobber kicks out…
Rhino:Triple H with a couple of chops to the chest of Lone Jobber backing him up in to the corner…
Mark:Triple H and Mr. Kennedy looking at one another…
Rhino:Triple H tags Mr. Kennedy in…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy with a couple of right hands to Lone Jobber… Irish whip by Mr. Kennedy… Lone Jobber comes off the ropes…Mr. Kennedy ducks his head…
Rhino:Lone Jobber slides right through the legs of Mr. Kennedy…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy turns around… Jaw Breaker by Lone Jobber…Mr. Kennedy spins around… Big Clothesline by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Mr. Kennedy is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber scoops up and slams Mr. Kennedy down to the canvas…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is dragging Mr. Kennedy to the corner and he tags in Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now scoops Mr. Kennedy and puts him up on his shoulder… Shoulder Breaker by Big Daddy Ace… Big Daddy Ace goes for the cover 1…………………2…………Kickout by Mr. Kennedy…
Rhino:Mr. Kennedy is using the ropes to get back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace charges in at Mr. Kennedy… Mr. Kennedy gets his boots up in the face of the charging Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Mr. Kennedy is now up on the middle rope…
Mark:Bulldog from the middle rope by Mr. Kennedy… Mr. Kennedy goes for the cover on Big Daddy Ace 1……………………2……………..Kickout by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Mr. Kennedy is dragging Big Daddy Ace towards the corner…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy is sticking his boot right in the throat of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Mr. Kennedy is looking right at Triple H as he drives the boot in to the throat of Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy slaps Triple H on the chest to tag him back in to the ring…
Rhino:Triple H and Mr. Kennedy stare down one another right now as Triple H enters the arena…
Mark:Triple H pulls up Big Daddy Ace and nails him with right hands…
Rhino:The Game is backing Big Daddy Ace up in to the ropes…
Mark:The Game whips Big Daddy Ace off in to the ropes… Triple H goes for a clothesline…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace ducks the clothesline…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace comes off the ropes… SPEAR!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace just speared the EWA World Champion out of his boots…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Triple H 1…………………..2………………………3…..NO! The Game gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:The Game is staggering back up on to the corner…
Mark:Lone Jobber gets the tag from Big Daddy Ace…Lone Jobber with right hands to Triple H…
Rhino:El Presidente is hammering The Game right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber with a kick to the midsection… Face Buster by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:The Game is staggering back up on to his feet… Flying Clothesline! Missed! As Triple H nails him in the midsection with a shot to the ribs as he came off the top ropes…
Rhino:The Game is now reaching over to the corner and tags in Mr. Kennedy…
Mark:It didn’t look like Mr. Kennedy wanted the tag…
Rhino:I agree with you there…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy charges at Lone Jobber and takes him down with a clothesline…
Rhino:Lone Jobber gets right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy lifts up Lone Jobber… Rolling Fireman’s Carry Slam!
Rhino:Mr. Kennedy is getting on a roll right now…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy with a cover on Lone Jobber 1……………………2………………….. Big Daddy Ace comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Triple H is now in the ring and charges at Big Daddy Ace knocking him over the top rope and to the floor go both Big Daddy Ace and Triple H…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy is now setting Lone Jobber up on the top rope…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace just sent Triple H hard in to the steel steps…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy has Lone Jobber setup… GREEN BAY PLUNGE!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is in the ring… SPEAR!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace just laid out Mr. Kennedy…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now crawling over on to Mr. Kennedy… The referee makes the count 1…………………….2…………..3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners LONE JOBBER and BIG DADDY ACE!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace speared Mr. Kennedy out of his boots allowing Lone Jobber to get the Three Count on the Number One Contender for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Its two years in a row that Lone Jobber has gotten a victory over one of the participants in the EWA World Championship Match at Glory… But what a night it has been tonight… We will see you at Wednesday Night Xtreme when the Road to Glory Continues… Good Night Everyone!
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