Wednesday Night Xtreme 01-10-07
Mark:The Extreme Wrestling Alliance is proud to present the first event of 2007 live from Little Rock, Arkansas… Its Wednesday Night Xtreme! Sponsored by eWazone.com… I am Mark along side Rhino… And what a line up we have for everyone tonight…
Rhino:Our Main Event will feature two men attempting to get a shot at Big Daddy Ace’s EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Yes it will as Demon Child battles Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson… Also tonight the EWA Television Championship is on the line as Megumi Kudo defends against Subway…
Rhino:The history is there between these two superstars… But tonight one of them will get their asses blown up…
Mark:Its the first ever Anus Explosion Match up and it will take place here tonight… Also it will be Shane McMahon and Big Daddy Ace teaming up against Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Its going to be a very wild night…
Mark:Lets not waste anymore time as we get set for our opening contest…
Alex Shelley vs James Davis
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Knoxville, Tennesse…Weighing in at 250 Pounds… JAMES DAVIS!
(“Fear” plays as James Davis enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Behind The Camera… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… ALEX SHELLEY!
(“Paparazzi” plays as Alex Shelley enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Its James Davis and Alex Shelley locking up in the center of the ring… James Davis backs Shelley up in to the ropes and hammers him with a couple of right hands… Irish whip sending Alex Shelley in to the farside ropes… James Davis connects with a backbody drop…
Rhino:Alex Shelley went high in the air…
Mark:Alex Shelley back up on his feet as James Davis kicks him in the midsection… Gutwrench Powerbomb driving Alex Shelley right in to the mat…
Rhino:Alex Shelley just had the wind knocked out of him with that move…
Mark:James Davis goes for the cover 1……………….2………..Kickout by Alex Shelley…
Rhino:Both Alex Shelley and James Davis are looking to pick up their first win in the EWA for a very long time…
Mark:James Davis now whips Alex Shelley in to the corner… James Davis comes charging in afterwards… Alex Shelley gets his boot up right in James Davis’s face…
Rhino:Alex Shelley now climbs up the corner…
Mark:Moonsault by Alex Shelley as James Davis turned around right in to it… Heres the cover by Alex Shelley 1…………………….2……………….Kickout by James Davis…
Rhino:James Davis slowly back up on to his feet..
Mark:Alex Shelley now kicks him in the midsection… Head Scissors take over by Alex Shelley… James Davis back up and gets caught with a dropkick right underneath the jaw…
Rhino:That was a nice dropkick by Alex Shelley…
Mark:Alex Shelley goes for the cover 1………………….2…………….Kickout by James Davis…
Rhino:Alex Shelley is now waiting for James Davis to get back up on his feet…
Mark:Springboard… Turned in to Sliced Bread Number 2 by Alex Shelley…
Rhino:What a move that was…
Mark:Heres the cover 1…………………….2………………3……..NO! James Davis got his shoulder up…
Rhino:Alex Shelley thought he had him right there…
Mark:James Davis staggers back up on to his feet… SHELLSHOCK! NO! Countered by James Davis…
Rhino:James Davis is backing him up in to the ropes…
Mark:Alex Shelley gets sent in to the ropes… James Davis ducks his head…
Rhino:Shelley holds on to the ropes…
Mark:Hard kick right in the face of James Davis… Alex Shelley hooks him up… SHELLSHOCK!
Rhino:That could be it…
Mark:Alex Shelley hooks the leg 1…………………………2………………….3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ALEX SHELLEY!
Rhino:Alex Shelley just picked up the win and look at the smile on his face…
Mark:The losing streak has stopped… I guess Alex Shelley just made Raven happy… We will see about it though… As we now get back to the ring for what could be Big Show’s Final Match in the EWA…
Big Show vs Lord Humongous
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Tampa, Florida… Weighing in at 507 Pounds… THE BIG SHOW!
(“Crank it Up” plays as Big Show enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… Representing Dr. Cube’s Posse… Weighing in at 320 Pounds… LORD HUMONGOUS!
(“I Feel Pretty” plays as Lord Humongous enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Two big men doing battle in the center of the EWA Ring…
Rhino:Big Show has announced that this will be his final match up due to Back Problems…
Mark:Big Show right now and Lord Humongous are face to face in the center of the ring… Lord Humongous with a big right hands to Big Show… Big Show comes back with a big right hand of his own to Lord Humongous…
Rhino:Watch the ring shake as these two men just exchange right hands…
Mark:Lord Humongous backs Big Show up in to the ropes… Lord Humongous goes for a big right hand… Big Show ducked and now chops him right in the chest…
Rhino:That was one hell of a chop to the chest…
Mark:Big Show with one more chop across the chest…
Rhino:Vicious Shots…
Mark:Big Show now sends Lord Humongous in to the ropes… Big Show goes for a Big Boot… Ducked by Lord Humongous… Lord Humongous spins Big Show around and nails him with a clothesline…
Rhino:Big Show is still on his feet…
Mark:Lord Humongous now comes off the ropes… Another clothesline by Lord Humongous to the Big Show…
Rhino:Big Show is rocking…
Mark:Lord Humongous comes off the ropes… Flying Shoulderblock by Lord Humongous knocking the Big Show off of his feet…
Rhino:Big Show is down on his back and that’s where Lord Humongous wants him…
Mark:Lord Humongous begins choking Big Show now…
Rhino:Big Show is trying to fight him off…
Mark:Lord Humongous comes off the ropes and drops the leg across the throat of the Big Show… Lord Humongous goes for a cover 1……………….2……………..Big Show kicks out…
Rhino:Big Show is slowly getting back up on to his feet as he uses the ropes…
Mark:Right hands by Lord Humongous as he now gets set to send The Big Show in to the corner… Irish whip and Big Show hits the corner hard…
Rhino:Lord Humongous is gaining a full head of steam…
Mark:Lord Humongous charges in and The Big Show moves out of the way…
Rhino:Lord Humongous hit the corner hard…
Mark:Big Show now charges and rams Lord Humongous with a clothesline…
Rhino:Lord Humongous is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Big Show now waits for Lord Humongous to stagger out of the corner… CHOKESLAM! NO! Blocked by Lord Humongous…
Rhino:Big Show went for the kill and couldn’t deliver…
Mark:Right hands by Lord Humongous… Lord Humongous sets up Big Show… CHOKESLAM! NO! He cant get the Big Show off of his feet…
Rhino:Big Show is fighting back with right hands of his own…
Mark:Big Show kicks Lord Humongous in the midsection… CHOKESLAM!
Rhino:The Big Show just drilled Lord Humongous right in to the mat…
Mark:Big Show goes for the cover 1…………………….2…………….3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner THE BIG SHOW!
Rhino:The Big Show rides off in to the sunset with a victory…
Mark:The Big Show ends his career with a bang… As we now get set for our Tag Team Championship Contest…
EWA Tag Team Championship Two on Three Handicap Match
Degeneration X(c) vs Lone Jobber & Two Partners of his Choosing
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Two on Three Handicap Match for the EWA Tag Team Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers… First…From The Slaughter House… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… LONE JOBBER!
(“I Want it All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Jobber:Now that the spotlight is properly upon me, let me introduce the two tag partners that I chose to take on Huntley and Micky, not that I would need them natraully. See Willy, I hope you like who I chose for you, wanted to sprinkle it all around. So without much more delay, the first partner of mine is one of those monthly superstars, give it up for.. ARCANE! Woot and a half. Now then, who shall be tagging up with this monthly superstar and this weekly legend? Well after her World Title dreams where stopped short because of backstage bullshit, here she is… Megu.. hells no… Lady Violet!
(“I Want it all” plays as Arcane and Lady Violet enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponents… Representing Degeneration X… Weighing in at 487 Pounds… The EWA Tag Team Champions… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS and The Game TRIPLE H!
(“Break it Down” plays as Degeneration X enter the arena…)
Mark:It is going to be Shawn Michaels and Lone Jobber starting things out… Lone Jobber connects with a couple of right hands as he backs Shawn Michaels up in to the ropes… Irish whip by Lone Jobber… Reversal by Shawn Michaels… Lone Jobber comes off the ropes and Shawn Michaels connects with a hiptoss…
Rhino:Lone Jobber gets right back up on his feet…
Mark:Another hiptoss by the Showstopper… Lone Jobber is up again and Shawn Michaels slams him straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:The Showstopper is frustrating Mister EWA right now…
Mark:Shawn Michaels stomps Lone Jobber right in the face…
Rhino:HBK is now pulling Lone Jobber in to the DX Corner…
Mark:Triple H gets the tag from Shawn Michaels as he now puts the boots to Lone Jobber in the corner…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is slowly back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Clothesline by The Game as he now covers Lone Jobber 1…………………2………Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Degeneration X is in control of this contest as Lone Jobber gets back up…
Mark:The Game hooks up Lone Jobber and takes him over with a vertical suplex…
Rhino:Triple H is now opening up Lone Jobber as he brings him to the corner…
Mark:Another tag as Shawn Michaels comes back in to the ring and nails Lone Jobber right in the midsection…
Rhino:Lady Violet and Arcane can only watch what is going on…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now connects with a couple of chops across the chest of Lone Jobber… Shawn Michaels whips him in to the corner… Shawn Michaels comes charging in and Lone Jobber gets an elbow right in to the face of Shawn Michaels… Shawn Michaels turns around and Lone Jobber connects with a DDT…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now dragging Shawn Michaels to the corner and the Big Seven Foot Arcane gets the tag…
Mark:Arcane now with Shawn Michaels in the corner and begins choking him with a boot in the throat…
Rhino:Arcane is a Seven Foot Monster who once has promise with the EWA Monthly Crew…
Mark:Arcane now hooks up Shawn Michaels and drops him with a sidewalk slam driving him right in to the mat…
Rhino:Arcane is now dragging Shawn Michaels back in to the corner…
Mark:Lady Violet is now asking for the tag and she gets it from Arcane… Lady Violet is now climbing up the shoulders of Arcane…
Rhino:What does Lady Violet have planned…
Mark:Moonsault off of the shoulders of Arcane landing right down on Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:She got about 12 feet high in the air…
Mark:Lady Violet with the cover 1……………..2………………….3……NO! Shawn Michaels gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Lady Violet tags back out to Arcane…
Mark:Arcane now is setting up Shawn Michaels… Huge Backbreaker by Arcane as he now covers Shawn Michaels 1…………………….2…………………Shawn Michaels kicks out again…
Rhino:Right now Arcane’s power is too much for Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Shawn is trying to crawl towards his corner… But Arcane pulls him back towards Lone Jobber’s corner…
Rhino:Lone Jobber gets the tag from Arcane…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks up Shawn Michaels… Brainbuster by the former World Champion…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels just got dropped right on his head…
Mark:Lone Jobber now covers Shawn Michaels 1…………………………..2…………….Shawn Michaels kicks out again…
Rhino:Triple H is dying to get in to this match up…
Mark:Lone Jobber begins to put the boots to the back of Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Lone Jobber has an evil smirk on his face as he looks right at Triple H and he just told Triple H to suck it…
Mark:Lone Jobber tags Arcane back in to the ring as Arcane whips Shawn Michaels in to the ropes… Tilt a Whirl Slam… No… Shawn Michaels counters it in to a head scissors take over…
Rhino:There is fight left in Shawn Michaels…
Mark:The big man was taken off of his feet as Shawn Michaels crawls towards his corner…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is in the ring distracting the referee…
Mark:Lady Violet just ran up behind Triple H and connected with a Low Blow…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels looked up to make the tag and saw Triple H down in to the corner…
Mark:Shawn Michaels turns around… Big Boot by Arcane laying out The Showstopper… Arcane now goes for the cover 1………………….2…………….3………….NO! Shawn Michaels gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was really close…
Mark:The EWA Tag Team Titles hang in the balance…As Arcane waits for Shawn Michaels to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels looks out of it…
Mark:Here it comes…MASKED BANE FACEBUSTER! NO! Shawn Michaels counters in to a DDT and both men are down on the canvas…
Rhino:How in the hell did Shawn Michaels counter out?
Mark:I have no idea… But the fans are cheering him on as he needs to make a tag…
Rhino:Arcane makes the tag to Lone Jobber…
Mark:Shawn Michaels makes the tag to Triple H…
Rhino:Business is now going to pick up….
Mark:Lone Jobber goes for right hands to Triple H… The Game blocks and connects with a couple of right hands of his own…
Rhino:Triple H is just hammering Lone Jobber with right hands…
Mark:Triple H whips Lone Jobber in to the ropes… Running High Knee by Triple H laying out Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Arcane is coming back in to the ring…
Mark:Arcane goes for a big boot… Ducked by The Game… Triple H with a clothesline sending Arcane out of the ring…
Rhino:Here comes Lady Violet…
Mark:Lady Violet slaps Triple H right across the face…
Rhino:Triple H just smiles…
Mark:Kick to the midsection by The Game… PEDIGREE! NO! From behind Lone Jobber connects with a clothesline…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just saved Lady Violet…
Mark:Lone Jobber now spins Triple H around… THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:That could be it right now as Lone Jobber could win the EWA Tag Team Titles for his team…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks the leg 1……………………….2……………….3………NO! Shawn Michaels comes in to break it up…
Rhino:The referee is getting Shawn Michaels out of the ring…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now telling Arcane to hold up Triple H…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is tuning up the band…
Mark:LOW CARD KICK! NO! Triple H moved out of the way and Lone Jobber hit Arcane with the Low Card Kick…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is back in the ring…
Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC! to Arcane knocking him out of the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is slowly turning around…
Mark:Kick to the midsection… PEDIGREE! Triple H hooks the leg 1………………..2………………3…… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners DEGENERATION X!
Rhino:DX retains the EWA Tag Team Titles and that has to upset William McConnell…
Mark:What will William McConnell do next to… WHAT THE HELL!
Rhino:Triple H and Shawn Michaels just got laid out with steel chairs from two masked men…
Mark:The EWA Tag Team Champions are down… OH MY GOD! ITS RANDY ORTON AND EDGE!
Rhino:Rated RKO just laid out Degeneration X…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is staggering up on to his feet… CONCHAIRTO!
Rhino:What is Rated RKO doing here?
Mark:Randy Orton hooks up Triple H… RKO! On the Steel Chair…
Rhino:The EWA Tag Team Champions have been destroyed…
Mark:Here comes William McConnell down to ringside and he is coming in to the ring with Microphone in hand…
McConnell: I TOLD YOU, DX.. I told you I would get those belts off you one way or another.. AND HERE’S MY WAY.. THE RATED R SUPERSTAR.. THE LEGEND KILLER.. RATED R..K..O.. (crowd boos)
Edge: And you people? This is a sight you better get used to. DX BURIED US EVERY CHANCE THEY GOT.. NOW, WE BURY DX..
Orton: Next week, WE GET OUR SHOT.. RATED RKO.. VERSUS DEGENERATION X..
McConnell: And Hunter.. Shawn.. You are BANNED from RINGSIDE..
Mark: Banned? That doesn’t make sense.
McConnell: Oh, are you people confused? I guess Shawn and Hunter made it easy for you all to forget the OTHER half of DX.. Rated RKO will take on the OUTSIDERS..
Rhino: I guess he’s got power over all of DX..
Mark:Lets get to our next Handicap Match up of the night…
Handicap Falls Count Anywhere Match
Shane McMahon & Big Daddy Ace vs Doug Kinsella
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Handicap Falls Count Anywhere Match… Introducing first… From Dayton, Ohio… Weighing in at 241 Pounds… DOUG KINSELLA!
(“Open Your Eyes” plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponents… First… From Greenwich, Ct…Weighing in at 230 Pounds… The Vice President of the EWA… SHANE McMAHON!
(“Here Comes The Money” plays as Shane McMahon enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And his…
Mark:Doug Kinsella just launched himself over the top rope and landed right on top of Shane McMahon…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella isnt waiting for Big Daddy Ace to come down to the ring as he goes right after Shane McMahon…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is hammering Shane McMahon with straight right hands…
Rhino:Right now Shane McMahon isnt fairing to well as he attempts to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Doug Kinsella has Shane McMahon and whips him hard in to the steel guard rail… Doug Kinsella charges at Shane McMahon and clotheslines him over the steel guard rail…
Rhino:They are fighting through out the crowd…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is waiting for Shane McMahon to get back up on to his feet… Running Clothesline by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now coming down the isle…
Mark:Doug Kinsella scoops up Shane McMahon and slams him straight down on to the concrete…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now going through the crowd to catch up to Doug Kinsella…
Mark:From behind Doug Kinsella takes a chair shot from the EWA World Champion Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Doug was picking up Shane again and got attacked from behind…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now hooks up Doug Kinsella and connects with a vertical suplex on the concrete… Ace now covers Doug Kinsella 1…………………..2…………..Kickout by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is bringing Doug Kinsella back through the crowd…
Mark:Shane McMahon is still trying to recover…Big Daddy Ace with a front face suplex placing Doug Kinsella on the guardrail…
Rhino:Shane McMahon has caught up with Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace holds a chair by the head of Doug Kinsella… Dropkick in to the chair by Shane McMahon as the chair hits Doug Kinsella in the head and then his head hits the steel guardrail…
Rhino:I think they could have just knocked Doug Kinsella out right there…
Mark:Shane McMahon flips him over as he covers Doug Kinsella 1…………………..2………………Kickout by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace and Shane McMahon just toss Doug Kinsella over the guardail and back at ringside…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace sends Doug Kinsella right in to the steel ring post…
Rhino:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion and the EWA Vice President have complete control of this match up…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is rolled in to the ring by Big Daddy Ace… Big Daddy Ace now sends Doug Kinsella in to the corner… Ace comes charging in and Doug Kinsella moves out of the way…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella saw him coming and quickly got out of the way…
Mark:Running Bulldog from behind by Shane McMahon…
Rhino:Doug forgot about Shane McMahon for a moment as he got attacked from behind…
Mark:Shane McMahon now begins choking Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is back up on his feet…
Mark:Shane McMahon and Big Daddy Ace hook up Doug Kinsella… Double Vertical Suplex to Doug Kinsella… Ace covers Doug Kinsella 1…………………………2………………Kickout again by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Things arent looking good for Doug Kinsella at the moment…
Mark:Shane McMahon and Big Daddy Ace are talking over strategy right now as they back Doug Kinsella up in to the corner… Hard Irish Whip by Shane McMahon… Doug Kinsella comes staggering out of the corner…Running Shoulderblock by the EWA World Champion…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is really in trouble right now as he uses the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Shane McMahon comes charging with a clothesline… Doug Kinsella ducks and pulls down the top rope as Shane McMahon goes flying to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Here comes Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Doug Kinsella stops him in his tracks as he connects with a spinebuster driving him straight in to the canvas…
Rhino:There is still some fight left in Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace gets back up on his feet and Doug Kinsella connects with a couple of right hands… Doug Kinsella whips him in to the ropes… High Back Body Drop…
Rhino:Ace slowly gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Doug Kinsella goes behind… Belly to Back Suplex by Doug Kinsella…Kinsella goes for a cover 1………………2……………..Kickout by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Shane McMahon is getting back up on the apron…
Mark:Doug Kinsella charges and knocks Shane McMahon off the apron and he crashes in to the steel guardrail…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now waiting for Big Daddy Ace to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Doug Kinsella hooks him up… Front Face Suplex by Doug Kinsella to Big Daddy Ace as he now goes for the cover on Ace 1………………………2………………………Big Daddy Ace gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now putting Big Daddy Ace up on the top rope…
Mark:Doug Kinsella hooks up Big Daddy Ace… Superplex Connects!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella could have the EWA World Champion right now…
Mark:Doug Kinsella hooks the leg 1………………………..2………………………….3……NO! Big Daddy Ace gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was really really close…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is lining up the EWA World Champion…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace turns around… Kick to the midsection… FINAL ENCOUNTER!
Rhino:The EWA World Champion has been laid out…
Mark:Doug Kinsella hooks the leg 1……………………….2……………………………………………………………Shane McMahon Pulled the Referee out of the ring…
Rhino:Shane McMahon just laid out the referee with a big right hand…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is wondering what just happened…
Rhino:Doug now sees what happened as he looks down at Shane McMahon…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is going outside of the ring after Shane McMahon…
Rhino:The Chase is on…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is chasing Shane McMahon around the ring…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella wants to get a hold of Shane McMahon so badly right now…
Mark:Shane McMahon rolls back in to the ring… Doug Kinsella follows him in… SPEAR!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace just blindsided Doug Kinsella with that spear…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace and Shane McMahon are now talking more strategy as they go to the outside and they are bringing a table in to the ring…
Rhino:They really want to finish him off right now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace opens up the table and lays Doug Kinsella out on the table…
Rhino:Shane McMahon is now standing on the top rope…
Mark:FLYING ELBOW DROP THROUGH THE TABLE!
Rhino:What A Move by Shane McMahon…
Mark:Shane McMahon now gets on top of Doug Kinsella as new referee has come down to the ring… Heres the cover 1…………………………………2………………………………..3………….NO! Doug Kinsella Got His Shoulder Up!
Rhino:How in the World did he kick out?
Mark:I have no idea… The whole arena is in shock right now here in Little Rock…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace and Shane McMahon are talking more strategy…
Mark:Shane McMahon is picking up Doug Kinsella and is holding him up for the EWA World Heavyweight Champion Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Ace is lining up Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace charges… SPEAR! ON SHANE McMAHON!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella moved and Big Daddy Ace hit Shane with the spear…
Mark:Doug Kinsella now clotheslines Big Daddy Ace over the top rope and to the floor his goes…
Rhino:Shane McMahon is knocked out…
Mark:Doug Kinsella falls on top of Shane McMahon 1………………………2…………………….3……………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DOUG KINSELLA!
Rhino:Some how Doug Kinsella just overcame the odds and picked up this victory…
Mark:How will Shane McMahon and Big Daddy Ace react to the end result of this match up… We will have to see… As right now its time to see who will walk out as the EWA Television Champion…
EWA Television Championship Anus Explosion Match
Megumi Kudo(c) vs Subway
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall and is the Anus Explosion Match for the EWA Television Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Wildwood, New Jersey… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… SUBWAY!
(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Koshigaya, Japan…Weighing in at 132 Pounds… The Defending EWA Television Champion… MEGUMI KUDO!
(The Japanese National Anthem Plays as Megumi Kudo enters the arena…)
Mark:Well one of these two people will have a bottle rocket set off in their anus…
Rhino:That is going to be a sight to see here tonight…
Mark:Megumi Kudo and Subway arent strangers with one another…
Rhino:No they are not…
Mark:Last year they started off 2006 with the Best of Five Series… As right now we have Subway and Megumi Kudo in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Subway is talking a little smack to Megumi Kudo…
Mark:Megumi Kudo goes for a kick downstairs… Subway catches her foot and spins her right around in to a clothesline… Subway now gets on top of Megumi Kudo and drives the point of his elbow right in to the forehead of the EWA Television Champion Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo tries to knock him off of her…
Mark:Subway now picks her up by the hair and whips here in to the corner… Subway walks over and drives his elbow right in to the side of Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Subway is now trying to knock the wind out of Megumi Kudo…
Mark:Shoulders to the midsection of Megumi Kudo in the corner… Subway whips Megumi Kudo in to the farside corner… Megumi Kudo comes staggering out of the corner… Tilt A Whirl Slam by The X-Core Soldier driving her right in to the mat…
Rhino:Right now Subway is in control of this contest…
Mark:Subway with a cover 1……………….2……….Kickout by Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:The X-Core Soldier is taking his time picking apart Megumi Kudo…
Mark:Megumi Kudo is back up on her feet as Subway kicks her right in the midsection… Double Arm DDT… Blocked by Megumi Kudo who now hooks up Subway and connects with a DDT of her own…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is now climbing up on to the middle rope…
Mark:Subway is back up on his feet…Missle Dropkick by Megumi Kudo connecting on the X-Core Soldier… Megumi Kudo goes for a cover 1…………………2…………..Kickout by Subway…
Rhino:Subway is now staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Megumi Kudo backs him up in to the corner with right hands… Irish whip by Megumi Kudo sending him in to the corner…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is lining him up…
Mark:Handspring Elbow connects by Megumi Kudo as she caught Subway sqaure in the jaw with that elbow…
Rhino:The X-Core Soldier is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Megumi Kudo grabs him by the head and she climbs up on the middle rope… Tornado DDT by Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Subway is in trouble…
Mark:Megumi Kudo goes for the cover 1………………………2…………3…..NO! Subway gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Subway was a half a second away from getting a bottle rocket up his ass…
Mark:Wouldn’t be the first time he has had something up his ass from Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Good point…
Mark:Megumi Kudo with Subway and connects with a swinging neckbreaker…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is going to the outside on the ring apron…
Mark:Slingshot Leg Drop by the EWA Television Champion… Megumi Kudo goes for another cover 1……………………2…………..Kickout again by Subway…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is now heading to the top rope…
Mark:Look at the ramp… Here comes Sub Nurse Sato and Combat Toyota are coming down to the ring…
Rhino:Both of them coming down to the ring is distracting Megumi Kudo…
Mark:Subway shakes the ropes and Megumi Kudo falls down on the top rope…
Rhino:The distraction paid off for Subway as he is now able to get back up on to the top rope…
Mark:Subway hooks up Megumi Kudo… DOUBLE ARM DDT FROM THE TOP ROPE!
Rhino:Megumi Kudo was just drilled head first right in to the mat…
Mark:Megumi Kudo looks to be out of it… As Subway goes for the cover 1…………………….2……………….3……..NO! Megumi Kudo gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:That was really close…
Mark:Subway is now waiting for Megumi Kudo to get back up on to her feet…
Rhino:The EWA Television Champion is in trouble…
Mark:SUBLINE! Connects by the X-Core Soldier…
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right here and now…
Mark:Subway hooks the leg 1…………………………2………………………3……………NO! Megumi Kudo gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Subway was so close to winning this match up and sticking the bottle rocket up her ass…
Mark:Subway is now waiting for Megumi Kudo to get back up on her feet…
Rhino:Sub Nurse Sato and Combat Toyota are watching on at ringside…
Mark:Subway charges… SUBLINE! NO! Megumi Kudo ducks the Subline… Subway turns around… Low kick by Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:That kick was really low…
Mark:Megumi Kudo now hooks him up… KUDODOME DRIVER!
Rhino:Megumi Kudo has this one wrapped up…As she is going for the cover…
Mark:Sub Nurse Sato is up on the apron…
Rhino:Combat Toyota has just entered the ring with a barbed wire singapore cane…
Mark:Combat Toyota nails Megumi Kudo right in the back with that singapore cane…
Rhino:Subway is now back up on his feet…
Mark:Megumi Kudo is staggering up on to hers… SUBLINE!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Subway hooks the leg 1………………………….2…………………….3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA Television Champion SUBWAY!
Rhino:The X-Core Soldier has done it… He is the New EWA Television Champion…
Mark:Combat Toyota and Sub Nurse Sato are in the ring and they are bring Megumi Kudo to the corner…
Rhino:They are handcuffing her to the corner…
Mark:This is going to be really graphic right now…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo’s legs and arms are now handcuffed and there is no where for her to go…
Mark:The referee has given Subway the bottle rocket… Subway pulls down Megumi Kudo’s pants down…
Rhino:Her Anus has been exposed…
Mark:Subway sticks his tounge inside her ass for good measure as he has a smile on his face afterwards…
Rhino:We are going to need some medical help out here real soon…
Mark:They are on their way… The rocket has now been placed in her ass… Subway lights the bottle rocket(explosion)… Subway has just blown up the anus of Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:To add insult to injury… Subway has left with her EWA Television Championship…
Mark:The Medical Staff is attending to Megumi Kudo… As she is helped to the back we get set for our Main Event…
Number One Contendership Match for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship
Demon Child vs Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is set for One Fall and is for the Number One Contendership for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first…From Brooklyn, Ny… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… BRIAN “HALF DOLLAR” HENDERSON!
(“Im Back” plays a Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 269 Pounds… DEMON CHILD!
(“Voodoo” plays as Demon Child enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and the Main Event has begun…
Rhino:These two men battled for the EWA Television Championship the last couple of months… Now they are fighting for a shot for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:And there they go… Right hands back and forth by Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson and Demon Child…Henderson backs Demon Child up in to the ropes with right hands… Irish whip by Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson sending Demon Child in to the ropes… Back Elbow to the side of the head of Demon Child as he came off the ropes…
Rhino:Demon Child is getting right back up…
Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson hooks him up and slams him straight down to the canvas… Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson now comes off the ropes and drops an elbow right in to the chest of Demon Child… Heres the cover by Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson 1…………………2………………..Kickout by Demon Child…
Rhino:Demon Child gets back up in to the corner…
Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson with a couple of more right hands as he now scoops up Demon Child and drops him face first on the top turnbuckle…
Rhino:Demon is staggering around…
Mark:Vicious Clothesline by Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson… Henderson now goes for the cover on Demon Child 1…………………..2………………..Kickout by Demon…
Rhino:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson is now waiting for Demon Child to get back up on his feet…
Mark:Henderson with a kick to the midsection… Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson goes for a piledriver… Demon counters with a back body drop…
Rhino:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Demon Child with running swinging neckbreaker on Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson… As he now goes for a cover on Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson 1………………………2…………….Kickout by Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson…
Rhino:Henderson is getting up slower this time to his feet…
Mark:Demon Child picks up Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson and drops him with a running powerslam… Heres another cover 1……………………..2……………..Kickout again by Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson…
Rhino:Demon Child is waiting for Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson to get back up on his feet…
Mark:Demon Child kicks Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson in the midsection… Powerbomb… No Countered in to a Sunset Flip by Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson… Heres the cover 1…………………….2………………Kickout by Demon Child…
Rhino:Both men are getting back up on to their feet…
Mark:Demon Child charges with a clothesline… Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson ducks… Neckbreaker by Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson…
Rhino:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson has a look in his eye right now…
Mark:POCKET CHANGE!
Rhino:This could be it right here…
Mark:Demon Child is trying to crawl to the ropes…
Rhino:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson is trying to keep him from getting to the ropes…
Mark:Demon Child is looking like he wants to tap out…
Rhino:If he taps… He will lose his chance at fighting for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Demon Child gets to the rope and now Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson has to let go of the Pocket Change…
Rhino:Demon Child is using the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Right hands by Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson to Demon Child as he now whips him in to the ropes… Demon Child comes off the ropes… Powerslam by Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson…
Rhino:Demon Child is in trouble…
Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson goes for the cover 1……………………..2………………3…..NO! Demon Child gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was really close right there…
Mark:Demon Child staggers up on to his feet… Kick to the midsection… Pulling Piledriver by Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson… Henderson goes for another cover 1……………………..2…………………….3…….NO! Demon Child kicks out again…
Rhino:Demon Child is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Droptoe hold by Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson… POCKET CHANGE!
Rhino:This could be it here right now…
Mark:Demon Child is making sure he doesn’t lock it fully… Demon Child with a thumb right in to the eye of Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson…
Rhino:That broke the hold…
Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson is getting back up on to his feet trying to get his sight back…
Rhino:Demon Child is back up as well…
Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson goes for a clothesline… Ducked by Demon Child…Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson turns around… DEMON DROP!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Demon Child hooks the leg 1…………………..2…………….3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DEMON CHILD!
Rhino:Demon Child is now the Number One Contender for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Did you hear what you just said…
Rhino:Yes I did…
Mark:Demon Child will now face Big Daddy Ace at Nightmare on eWa Boulevard… What will happen when they meet… We will find out then… But for now… We are out of time… We will see you Next Saturday… For SATURDAY NIGHT TORTURE!
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