High Stakes 2007
Mark:From The Boardwalk Hall in Atlantic City, New Jersey… This is the night where the Stakes are at their Highest as eWazone.com Presents High Stakes 2007… All Three EWA Championships will be on the line tonight… With the Main Event being for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo attempts to regain the EWA World Championship as she challenges Stone Cold Steve Austin…
Mark:Also tonight the EWA Television Championship will be on the line when Diamond Dallas Page defends against Big Daddy Ace and Darien Hacaga…
Rhino:Will Big Daddy Ace be able to stop the voices in his head to once again become EWA Television Champion… Will Darien be able to shock the world and hit the Twist of Spic on his way to EWA Gold… Or Will Diamond Dallas Page find a way to Cut his way through the competition… That’s the questions that will be answered tonight…
Mark:Also Doug Kinsella will compete in two matches… One a May-Hem Rematch against William McConnell and then he will try to retain the EWA Tag Team Titles… As he goes up against Two Teams… Rated RKO and The team of Mondo The Masterful and Johnny Mendez…
Rhino:Its going to be an interesting night for everyone involved in the EWA… As the High Stakes Gimmick Wheel will be in full effect tonight… As all the Stipulations will be determined by the spin of the High Stakes Gimmick Wheel…
Mark:As the saying goes… When the Stakes are at their Highest… People step up… Who will step up tonight… Lets take it back to Kent, who’s standing by..
Kent: As you can see, the Gimmick Wheel is right behind me and I’m here with Shawn Michaels, who tonight defends his Royal Rumble Contract that guarantees him a world title oppurunity. Shawn, how do feel going into this match?
HBK: Well, Kent.. Its hard to say.. You know, I just.. I feel.. I feel like.. …An Asshole!
Kent: ..Excuse me?
(William McConnell and Mr. Kennedy walk on screen)
HBK: See? There’s one now!
McConnell: Not gonna be so funny when you’ve lost that contract, Shawn.
HBK: Well, I’m not one for small talk, Will.. But, I gotta say that tonight.. I’m gonna go out there and do what I do best.. And that’s STEAL.. THE SHOW.. I do gotta know just one thing though.. Now, I know you got a whole gaggle of groupies around here just waiting to make a name of beating the Heartbreak Kid.. So between you and me.. Just how many people are gonna be out there tonight? Kennedy? Edge and Orton? You? Grandma McConnell?
McConnell: I ain’t gonna lie to you Shawn. However many it takes to get the job done.
Kennedy: Mr. McConnell, I don’t mean to be disrespectful.. But tonight, you’re only gonna need ONE MAN.. Tonight, I’m gonna show this old age PUNK what the new era is about. Tonight, Shawn Michaels.. You fall to.. MMMMMIIIIIIIIIISTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER..
HBK: Fuji?! Is it Mr. Fuji?! Will, you KNOW I love Mr. Fuji!
Kennedy: NO.. Its.. MMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER..
HBK: T! Its Mr. T, isn’t it? “I pity the foo’!”
Kennedy: For the last time, NO.. Its MMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIISTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
(McConnell suddenly pushes Kennedy back and gets nose to nose with Michaels..)
McConnell: How about we cut the crap and you spin this wheel to seal your fate?
HBK: You got it.
(Michaels gives the wheel a pull, causing it to spin for a few moments.. Finally, it comes to a stop on “ULTIMATE X”..)
HBK: You may like standing close to other mens faces, but I got a match to win. Send your boy out to the ring so I can finish this.
(Michaels walks off.. McConnell turns to Kennedy)
McConnell: You beat his ass and you take that contract.. UNDERSTOOD?
Kennedy: Crystal.. Clear..
(McConnell exits.. Kennedy hangs behind, before looking at the camera..)
Kennedy: MMMIIIIIIIISTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER.. KENNEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY..
(Kennedy walks off.. …Only to return a few seconds later)
Kennedy: Kennedy.
Ultimate X Match
Royal Rumble World Title Contract On The Line
Shawn Michaels vs Mr. Kennedy
PA Announcer: The following contest is an ULTIMATE X MATCH where the winner is the first man to reach the contract hanging in the center.. Use of ladders to obtain the contract is prohibited.
(“Boy Toy” hits over the PA System..)
PA Announcer: Making his way to the ring.. From San Antonio, Texas, weighing in at 227 pounds.. THE HEARTBREAK KID.. SHAWN.. MICHAELS..
(“Turn Up The Trouble” hits over the PA System..)
PA Announcer: And his opponent.. From Green Bay, Wisconsin.. Weighing in at 243 Po-
(Kennedy suddenly takes the microphone)
Kennedy: That’s ENOUGH out of you. You don’t deserve your job. Get out of the ring. GET.. (Kennedy acts like he’s going to backhand the announcer as he leaves) Let me show you how its done.. *AHEM*.. Ladies and gentlemen, I hail from Green Bay Wisconsin.. I stand at 6 foot 2 inches and I weigh in tonight at 243 pounds.. I AM.. The FUTURE.. Of Wrestling.. And the man who wil kick Shawn Michaels ass.. I am.. MMIIIIISTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER.. KENNEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAY… (Crowd boos loudly) KEN-NE-DAAAAAAAYY..
Mark: Mr. Kennedy getting in the last word as he always tries to.
Rhino: I think he ruptured one of my ear drums.
Mark: Both men pacing around the ring right now as that contract hangs right above the ring suspended on the Ultimate X structure. Michaels and Kennedy face to face as Kennedy talks trash.. And slaps Michaels right in the face!
Rhino: Talk about disrespect..
Mark: Michaels has none of it and takes down Kennedy with a big right hand! Kennedy right back up and goes right back down! Kennedy pulls himself up by the ropes and Shawn Michaels clotheslines him right on over!
Rhino: Kennedy is reeling!
Mark: Michaels grabs the ropes.. Slingshot crossbody to the outside!
Rhino: He’s stopped running his mouth and is crawling up the ramp.
Mark: Michaels picks up Kennedy.. Thumb to the eye by Kennedy.. Michaels is rolled back into the ring.. Kennedy up on the apron, but gets chopped right in the chest by Shawn Michaels!
Rhino: That was LOUD..
Mark: Michaels with another chop to the chest of Kennedy. Kennedy grabs Michaels by the head and drops his throat across the rope!
Rhino: Sneaky move, there.
Mark: Kennedy back into the ring with a forearm across the back of Michaels. Irish whip by Kennedy, takes Michaels down with a hard clothesline! Kennedy picks Michaels up and whips him into the corner. Kennedy charges in but catches a back elbow from Michaels.. Kennedy staggers back.. Michaels charges, but Kennedy sidesteps and sends Michaels over the ropes!
Rhino: Or not! Michaels hanging on!
Mark: Michaels looking to skin the cat.. But Kennedy just drove his knee right into the back of Michaels neck!
Rhino: That hurt.
Mark: Watch Mr. Kennedy! He’s climbing the turnbuckle and is gonna attempt to scale the X! Kennedy climbing across as quick as he can, but Michaels is back into the ring. Kennedy pulled down by Michaels and is chopped right across the chest!
Rhino: Wooooooo!
Mark: Michaels with another chop, followed by a suplex. Kennedy on the ground and Michaels with a standing elbow drop. Michaels glancing up at the X.. Kennedy whipped into the corner.. Michaels charges.. Kennedy with a back body drop, but Michaels lands on the apron. Kennedy turns, Michaels blocks a right and slams Kennedy’s head right into the turnbuckle!
Rhino: Michaels isn’t done!
Mark: Michaels quickly to the top rope.. Kennedy turns.. MOONSAULT by Shawn Michaels! What a move!
Rhino: Michaels pulling out a big move early! He wants to try and take out Kennedy quick.
Mark: Michaels back to the turnbuckle and is going to attempt to cross the X. Kennedy out here on the floor, trying to recover from the moonsault.
Rhino: Michaels is getting close!
Mark: Kennedy rolls back into the ring and positions himself under Shawn Michaels. Michaels kicking down at Kennedy, but Kennedy manages to pull Michaels down, and Kennedy has Michaels in a fireman’s carry! Standing Green Bay Plunge onto Michaels!
Rhino: Kennedy bring all his weight right down onto Michaels!
Mark: Kennedy rolling to the outside now.. He’s just grabbed a steel chair and slid it into the ring. Kennedy drops the chair on the mat and is picking up Michaels.. Front facelock as Kennedy looks for a DDT.. No, Michaels lifts Kennedy and spins him! Northern lights suplex right onto the steel chair!
Rhino: Michaels used that move perfectly! He let Kennedy do the work!
Mark: Both men down, but trying to get to their feet. Both men slowly up, Kennedy with a right to Michaels.. Michaels with a chop to Kennedy! Both men exchanging blows.. Kennedy gets the upper hand, irish whip.. Michaels ducks the clothesline.. FLYING FOREARM by Shawn Michaels!
Rhino: Out of nowhere!
Mark: Michaels with the kip-up. Kennedy to his feet but gets a right hand for his efforts.. Kennedy pulling himself back up.. Inverted atomic drop and a clothesline by Michaels!
Rhino: Michaels is on a roll!
Mark: Kennedy up once more.. Body slam by Michaels and Michaels is headed to the top!
Rhino: You know whats coming, Mark!
Mark: Michaels perched on the top rope.. ..No, he’s leaped onto the X and is climbing over Kennedy.. ..ELBOW DROP! Right into the chest of Mr. Kennedy!
Rhino: High risk by Shawn Michaels and this crowd is on FIRE!
Mark: Michaels getting to his feet and he’s feeling it! Michaels to one corner.. And he’s tuning up the band!
Rhino: Mr. Kennedy is in trouble!
Mark: SWEET CH-KENNEDY WITH A CHAIRSHOT! Kennedy just nailed Shawn Michaels’ leg with that chair, and then again right across the head!
Rhino: Damn it!
Mark: Both men back down, but Shawn Michaels is hurting!
Rhino: He could’ve busted Shawn Michaels knee!
Mark: Kennedy is slowly to his feet and heads for the turnbuckle. Michaels is down and may be out of this match!
Rhino: Get up, Shawn!
Mark: Kennedy on the top and is attempting to climb across.. Michaels is just starting to move.. Kennedy making his way across the ropes and he could very well win this match!
Rhino: Its about to all be over..
Mark: Michaels is only up to his knees and Kennedy is within reach.. Wait, Michaels just grabbed that steel chair.. And he throws it right at Mister Kennedy!
Rhino: Michaels isn’t even to his feet yet and he still nailed Kennedy!
Mark: Kennedy is only hanging on by one hand, trying to save himself! Michaels is to his feet.. Kennedy drops.. SWEET CHIN MUSIC! OH MY GOD!
Rhino: DID YOU SEE THAT?!
Crowd: HBK! HBK! HBK!
Mark: My god, what a thunderous kick! As Kennedy fell, Michaels nailed him right in the mouth!
Rhino: Michaels used everything he had left to stop Mr. Kennedy!
Mark: These two men aren’t even bothering with weak moves, they are pulling out everything they got!
Rhino: This is setting the tone for the rest of the night, I’d hate to be one of the guys int he back watching this.
Mark: Michaels crawling to a turnbuckle and is pulling himself up.. Kennedy crawling after him.. Michaels is climbing the turnbuckle and looking to get to the X..
Rhino: Could he even cross it at this point?
Mark: Kennedy with a forearm to Michaels.. Michaels with a shot to Kennedy.. Kennedy climbing up and both men are jocking for position.. Kennedy is trying to get Michaels onto his shoulders! This could spell the end for Shawn Michaels!
Rhino: Michaels is fighting back!
Mark: Michaels with an elbow to the head of Kennedy, and a second.. Michaels able to get off Kennedy’s shoulders, but Kennedy just pulled Michaels right off the top! Michaels crashes to the mat!
Rhino: Michaels still couldn’t get free!
Mark: Kennedy standing on the top.. KENTON BOMB! MICHAELS ROLLS! Kennedy back up to his feet.. SWEET CHIN MUSIC! Shawn Michaels takes Kennedy’s head off!
Rhino: That’s it!
Mark: Michaels stumbles back to the turnbuckle and begins climbing.. He’s climbing the X Structue! Michaels now wrapped around the X and moving towards his contract!
Rhino: Kennedy is out!
Mark: Just a little bit further for Michaels.. He can touch it! ..Michaels grabs the contract! ITS OVER!
PA Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match.. SHAWN MICHAELS!
Rhino: Had Michaels not avoided the Green Bay Plunge and the Kenton, this could’ve gone very differently!
Mark: But Shawn Michaels has once again beaten out William McConnell’s hired gun.
McConnell: Congratulations, Shawn.
Rhino: Why is he out here?
McConnell: That was a HARD fought victory, Shawn.. One worth of applause. However.. Your night isn’t.. Quite over yet. In fact, you will once again be defending that contract against ANOTHER of my hand picked opponents.. (crowd boos) But! In the interest of fairness, I’m gonna give you a match or two to rest up. Have a great night, Shawn.
Rhino: You gotta be kidding me! What the hell is that?!
Mark: Michaels is not happy with this..As we send it back to the ring…
Shane Sparx vs Vinny “Ice Man” Luccheese
Pa Announcer:Introducing the participants for this next contest… First From Las Vegas, Nevada… Weighing in at 234 Pounds… The Wrestling Legend and Chick Magnet… SHANE SPARX!
(“Seein Red” plays as Shane Sparx enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Brooklyn, Ny… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… The Ice Man VINNY LUCCHEESE!
(“Where Do Gangsters Go” plays as Vinny Luccheese enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Now the referee in charge will spin the wheel to determine the Stipulation for this contest…
(Wheel Is Spun)
Rhino:Whats it going to be?
Pa Announcer:This contest will be the BLINDFOLD MATCH!
Mark:Well you heard it from the PA Announcer this will be the Blindfold match where both superstars will compete wearing Blindfolds…
Rhino:This is one of the most unique matches in wrestling history…
Mark:Both men have their blindfolds secure as the referee now calls for the bell…
Rhino:In this type of match something can really go wrong as you dont know where your opponent is and you have to rely on your other senses to get you through this match up…
Mark:Both men are trying to walk towards each other…
Rhino:The fans are really making a lot of noise trying to help both men and harm them at the same time…
Mark:Shane Sparx is starting to feel around… Sparx goes for a right hand and he hits nothing but air…
Rhino:The fans laugh as that happens…
Mark:Vinny Luccheese is pointing around and the crowd is telling him where Shane Sparx is…
Rhino:Sparx is trying to continue to feel around…
Mark:Luccheese with a full head of steam… Goes for a clothesline but runs right in to the ropes and he missed Shane Sparx by about ten feet…
Rhino:Vinny is feeling around the ropes right now as he tries to turn himself back around…
Mark:Vinny Luccheese starts making his way towards the center of the ring..
Rhino:Shane Sparx is walking towards the center as well…
Mark:The fans continue to scream and yell… Head on Collision… As Both men walk right in to one another…
Rhino:Both men collided and now are trying to get back up on to their feet…
Mark:Luccheese has made it back up on his feet and he is starting to feel around…
Rhino:He is real close to Shane Sparx…
Mark:Shane Sparx starts to stand up… Luccheese is able to get his hands around his waist…
Rhino:Shane Sparx is in trouble…
Mark:Release German Suplex by The Ice Man Vinny Luccheese…
Rhino:Shane Sparx was just dropped right on his head…
Mark:Vinny Luccheese thinks he is going for the cover by he only hits canvas…. Now he turns around and lands on top of Shane Sparx as the referee counts 1…………………2……..Kickout by Shane Sparx…
Rhino:Vinny Luccheese is holding on to Shane Sparx as he makes his way back up…
Mark:The Ice Man is trying to hook him up for a suplex… Shane Sparx blocks… Shane Sparx hooks him up… Brainbuster!
Rhino:So far both men have dropped one another on their heads in this match up…
Mark:Shane Sparx falls backwards on top of Vinny Luccheese as the referee counts 1…………………….2…………..Vinny Luccheese kicks out…
Rhino:Both men are taking their time as they try to get back up on their feet…
Mark:Shane Sparx is up and he is pointing around… The fans yell… Shane Sparx goes for a clothesline but Vinny Luccheese starts walking the other way…
Rhino:Now Vinny Luccheese is starting to feel around for Shane Sparx…
Mark:Shane Sparx is walking around backwards…
Rhino:Shane Sparx is walking backwards right in to Vinny Luccheese…
Mark:Vinny Luccheese feels around and clocks Shane Sparx right in the back of the head…
Rhino:What is Vinny Luccheese doing right now?
Mark:The Ice Man looks to be setting Shane Sparx up on the top rope…
Rhino:This is a real dangerous chance he is taking right now…
Mark:Yes it is… As Shane Sparx is set up on the top rope…
Rhino:Vinny Luccheese is now attempting to climb up to the top rope…
Mark:Vinny Luccheese feels around… Shane Sparx with a headbutt…
Rhino:That rocked Vinny Luccheese…
Mark:One more Headbutt by Vinny Luccheese knocking him off the top rope…
Rhino:Shane Sparx is starting to stand up on the top rope…
Mark:Shane Sparx has his balance… WHEN SPARX FLY!
Rhino:He Hit The Move!
Mark:The Big Frog Splash by Shane Sparx connects as he now covers The Ice Man Vinny Luccheese 1……………………..2…………………3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SHANE SPARX!
Rhino:Shane Sparx picks up his first victory here in the Extreme Wrestling Alliance…
Mark:Shane Sparx wins this very unusual contest… We are told something is going on backstage…
McConnell: Damn it, Ken! You managed to fuck it up! How?! It was Money in the Bank!
Kennedy: It was a mistake! Mr. McConnell, give me another chance.. Let get back out there and finish this!
McConnell: SHUT UP! I don’t wanna hear it. You failed. Now, Ken.. I like you. I see you being big in the future and I wanna be one of the guys that can say “I helped him get there”. I want to usher in the new era, but Ken.. You failed. Now I believe it is in your best interest, Ken.. To turn around and leave before I really lose my cool and I will call you later to know what I have in store for you.
Kennedy: I.. Understand. Mr. McConnell, I’m sorry..
McConnell: Go.
(McConnell sighs)
Mark:Well William McConnell isnt happy right now as we get set for our First of Three Championship Matches…
EWA Tag Team Championship Match
Doug Kinsella(c) vs Mondo The Masterful & Johnny Mendez vs Rated RKO
Pa Announcer:This next contest is for the EWA Tag Team Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers…First… They are the team of Playboy JOHNNY MENDEZ and MONDO THE MASTERFUL!
(“Meet Your Master” plays as Mondo The Masterful enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their Opponents… Weighing in a combined weight of 485 Pounds… Edge and Randy Orton… RATED RKO!
(“Ladies and Gentlemen” plays as Rated RKO enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Dayton, Ohio… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… The EWA Tag Team Champion… DOUG KINSELLA!
(“Open Your Eyes” plays as DougKinsella enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Now the referee in charge will spin the wheel to determine the Stipulation for this contest…
(Wheel Is Spun)
Rhino:The wheel is just about to stop… I cant wait to see what it is…
Pa Announcer:This Contest is a TABLES MATCH! This match up will be served under Elimination Rules… Once a member of a team is put through a table then that team is Eliminated…
Mark:Here we go…As both teams of Rated RKO and the Mondo & Mendez team are surrounding Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Doug has an uphill battle if he wants to keep his EWA Tag Team Titles…
Mark:Both teams go after Doug Kinsella… Doug Kinsella ducks out of the way and the four men meet face to face in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Rated RKO and Mondo & Mendez are looking at one another…
Mark:There they go trading Right Hands back and forth with one another…
Rhino:Mondo and Orton are doing battle right now…
Mark:Edge backs Johnny Mendez up in to the corner and is now driving his shoulder right in to the midsection of Mendez…
Rhino:Randy Orton just nailed Mondo the Masterful with a huge uppercut…
Mark:Randy Orton sends Mondo off in to the ropes… Dropkick by Randy Orton and Mondo The Masterful goes through the ropes and to the outside…
Rhino:Johnny Mendez just got tossed over the top rope by Edge…
Mark:Rated RKO are now surrounding Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Kinsella is going to be in real truoble right now…
Mark:Edge from behind nails Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Edge and Orton are now putting the boots to Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Rated RKO pull Doug Kinsella back up on to his feet… Orton and Edge whip Kinsella off in to the ropes… Double Clothesline… Ducked by Rated RKO… Doug Kinsella comes off the ropes… Flying Clothesline by Doug Kinsella taking out both Edge and Randy Orton…
Rhino:Randy Orton is back up in the corner…
Mark:Right hands by Doug Kinsella right to Randy Orton…Doug Kinsella whips Orton off in to the farside corner… Doug Kinsella charges in at Randy Orton… SPEAR! By Edge…
Rhino:The Spear blindsided Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Mondo and Mendez are sliding a table in to the ring…
Rhino:They are telling Rated RKO to put him through a table…
Mark:Edge and Orton are telling Mondo and Mendez to get in the ring and fight…
Rhino:Mondo and Mendez are now up on the ring apron…
Mark:Randy Orton and Edge charge at Mondo and Mendez… Double Hotshot by Mondo and Mendez as they drop Orton and Edge on the top rope…
Rhino:Rated RKO are staggering around…
Mark:Mondo and Mendez are back in the ring… Edge and Orton turn around… DDT by both Johnny Mendez and Mondo The Masterful…
Rhino:Mondo and Mendez are now looking at Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Johnny Mendez picks up Doug Kinsella… Doug Kinsella nails him with a right hand…
Rhino:Here comes Mondo…
Mark:Doug Kinsella ducks the charging Mondo The Masterful and back drops him over the top rope and to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Johnny Mendez and Doug Kinsella are now trading shots…
Mark:Mendez goes for a right hand… Kinsella ducks… Doug Kinsella gets Johnny Mendez up on his shoulders…
Rhino:He has him up in a fireman’s carry…
Mark:Fireman’s Carry Slam Right Through The Table! Goes Johnny Mendez!
Pa Announcer:The Team of Mondo The Masterful and Johnny Mendez has been Eliminated…
Rhino:We are now down to Rated RKO and Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Edge goes right after Doug Kinsella as he nails him with a clothesline…
Rhino:Randy Orton is getting back up on his feet right now…
Mark:Edge and Randy Orton whip Doug Kinsella off in to the ropes… Double Back Body Drop… No… DDT BY DOUG KINSELLA!
Rhino:What a counter that was…
Mark:Edge and Orton are shaken up right now…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now going to the outside and is bringing a table in to the ring…
Mark:Edge and Orton are back up… Doug Kinsella charges and knocks both men down with the table…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is looking to hang on to the gold right now…
Mark:The table is setup by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Edge is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Doug Kinsella now kicks him in the midsection…Doug Kinsella is hooking him up…
Rhino:Soul Killer Time!
Mark:SOUL KILLER! NO! RKO THROUGH THE TABLE! ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners and NEW EWA Tag Team Champions RATED RKO!
Rhino:Out of no where Randy Orton got up and hit the RKO on Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Doug Kinsella was looking to hit the Soul Killer but it was not to be as Rated RKO walks out with the EWA Tag Team Titles… We have more action to get to… And right now its Triple H and Lone Jobber going One on One…
Triple H vs Lone Jobber
Pa Announcer:Introducing the Participants for this next contest… Introducing first… From The Slaughter House… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… Mr. EWA LONE JOBBER!
(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His Opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Game TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Now the referee in charge will spin the wheel to determine the Stipulation for this contest…
(Wheel Is Spun)
Rhino:For what could be the final meeting between these two… What is it going to be?
Pa Announcer:This Contest will be under EXTREME RULES!
Rhino:So weapons will be legal in this contest…
Mark:Triple H and Lone Jobber are face to face in the center of the ring…
Rhino:They are going back and forth with a little bit of trash talking…
Mark:These two men have a long history with one another…
Rhino:I think Lone Jobber just told Triple H to hit him with his best shot…
Mark:Big Right Hand by Triple H knocking Lone Jobber backwards towards the ropes… The Game goes after Lone Jobber and nails him with a hard knife edge chop across the chest… As he now whips Lone Jobber off in to the ropes… Lone Jobber comes off the ropes… Back Body Drop…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is getting back up on his feet…
Mark:Running Clothesline by Triple H sending Lone Jobber over the top rope and to the outside goes Lone Jobber…
Rhino:I think Lone Jobber made a mistake telling Triple H to hit him with his best shot…
Mark:Lone Jobber is walking around the ring…
Rhino:He keeps looking underneath the ring for something…
Mark:Triple H is getting tired of waiting for Lone Jobber as he now goes to the outside after him…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now being chased around the ring…
Mark:Lone Jobber rolls back in to the ring before Triple H… Triple H starts to slide in to the ring… Baseball Slide by Lone Jobber knocking Triple H back to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Triple H made a big mistake by going after Lone Jobber…
Mark:Lone Jobber goes to the outside of the ring and he now picks up a steel chair…
Rhino:Triple H is starting to get back up…
Mark:As he does Lone Jobber nails Triple H right across the back with the steel chair…
Rhino:Lone Jobber drops the chair and picks up the trash can…
Mark:The Game starts to sit up and Lone Jobber nails him right in the head with the steel chair…
Rhino:Lone Jobber now rolls Triple H back in to the ring…
Mark:Lone Jobber brings the trash can in to the ring with him… Lone Jobber drops the trash can as Triple H gets back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber has him eyed up…
Mark:The Game turns around… Implant DDT on the Trash Can! Lone Jobber turns him around as the referee counts 1……………………2…………………..Kickout by Triple H…
Rhino:It seems like Lone Jobber has been able to out smart Triple H here in this contest thus far…
Mark:Lone Jobber rolls back to the outside of the ring and he is bringing the steel chair in to the ring with him…
Rhino:Triple H is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Game turns around… Steel Chair right to the head of The Game by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:The Game just met the steel chair head on and it wasn’t a good meeting…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Triple H again 1…………………2………………Kickout by Triple H…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now heading back out of the ring and I think Lone Jobber is about to get the tables…
Mark:A table is being brought in to the ring right now… Lone Jobber opens up the table…
Rhino:Triple H is starting to make his way back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber with a kick to the midsection…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is setting him up…
Mark:Powerbomb! No! Triple H blocks and starts hammering Lone Jobber in the ribs…
Rhino:The Game is starting to fight back in to this match…
Mark:Triple H with an irish whip… Lone Jobber comes off the ropes… SPINEBUSTER THROUGH THE TABLE!
Rhino:Lone Jobber was just drilled right through the very table that he brought in to the ring…
Mark:Triple H covers Lone Jobber 1……………………….2………………3…NO! Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Triple H is now heading to the outside of the ring…
Mark:The Game has found a singapore cane underneath the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is starting to make his way up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber turns around and Triple H nails him right in the head with the singapore cane…
Rhino:Hard Shot that was…
Mark:Triple H isnt done as he continues to hammer Lone Jobber right across the back with the singapore cane…
Rhino:Three… Make that four shots right across the back of Mr. EWA…
Mark:Triple H is now pulling Lone Jobber up by the hair as he whips him off in to the ropes… Running High Knee by Triple H nailing Lone Jobber right in the head…
Rhino:Triple H is now heading back to the outside of the ring and he is looking underneath the ring for something…
Mark:Triple H starts to smile as he pulls out a weapon…
Rhino:What do you think he has found?
Mark:Its the EWA Classic PS2…
Rhino:Triple H lays it down in the ring as Lone Jobber starts getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H with a kick to the midsection… PEDIGREE! NO! Lone Jobber with a low blow…
Rhino:The Game is dazed on his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber picks up the PS2 and he smashes the PS2 Right in the face of Triple H…
Rhino:That was one hell of a shot…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Triple H 1…………………….2………………..3………NO! The Game gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was a close one right there…
Mark:The Game is now starting to stagger up on to his feet… Lone Jobber with a kick… THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right here and now…
Mark:Lone Jobber is going to finally one up Triple H as he now goes for the cover 1……………………2………………3……NO! The Game got his shoulder up at the last second…
Rhino:Lone Jobber really thought he had the win right here…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now trying to game plan his next move…
Rhino:Mr. EWA is back to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Lone Jobber just found something that made him smile…
Rhino:Lone Jobber has the Sledgehammer…
Mark:The Game is pulling himself back up on to his feet right now…
Rhino:Lone Jobber has him lined up…
Mark:Triple H spins around… Lone Jobber charges… The Game moves… Lone Jobber turns around… SPINEBUSTER!
Rhino:Triple H is now looking down and he sees the sledgehammer…
Mark:Triple H has the sledgehammer in hand…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Game eyes him up… Triple H drops the sledgehammer…
Rhino:Why did he drop the Sledgehammer…
Mark:Kick to the midsection… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:Guess that’s why…
Mark:Triple H hits the Pedigree as he now goes for the cover 1………………..2…………..3……. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRIPLE H!
Rhino:Triple H picks up the victory in what could be the final Triple H vs Lone Jobber match up…
Mark:The Game wins here tonight… As we now…
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
PA Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, making his way to the ring.. From San Antonio, Texas.. Weighing in at 227 pounds.. The Heartbreak Kid.. SHAWN.. MICHAELS..
Mark: Who’s McConnell got in line now? And what match?
Rhino: Shawn Michaels is a real pro, though.. He’s just gonna take what comes and he’s gonna do what he does best.
(The hardcore theatre lights up)
McConnell: Alright, Shawn.. Lets see what you got, buddy.. As we spin the ol’ gimmick wheel. (He spins the wheel, causing it to land on..) A strap match? Have fun with my new pick, Shawn.
(“Sorry ‘Bout Your Luck” hits over the PA System..)
PA Announcer: AND HIS OPPONENT.. From Leipers Fork, Tennessee.. Weighing in at 240 pounds and being accompanied by “The Pride of Tennessee” Jackie Moore. The Tennessee Cowboy.. JAMES.. STORM..
Strap Match
Royal Rumble World Title Contract On The Line
Shawn Michaels vs James Storm
Mark: The referee placing the strap on the wrists of Shawn Michaels and James Storm..
Rhino: And Shawn has already had a hard fight Ultimate X match tonight.
Mark: Storm is face to face with Michaels.. Storm just piefaced Michaels.
Rhino: McConnell finds a lot of disrespectful guys.
Mark: Michaels is chopping away at James Storm now! Storm whiped into the ropes.. And Michaels with a backdrop!
Rhino: Storm got sent high!
Mark: Storm back to his feet quickly, but Michaels is right back on him with those hard chops. Michaels with a suplex, plants James Storm!
Rhino: Nice moce by Michaels.
Mark: Michaels is back towards the turnbuckle, touching it. Michaels going for the second turnbuckle.. And that’s two. James Storm is back to his feet and charges Michaels. Michaels sidesteps! James Storm goes right over the rope! Michaels going for a third turnbuckle, but Storm is pulling all the slack on the strap..
Rhino: He’s doing what he can to prevent Michaels from winning this quickly.
Mark: Storm still pulling tightly on the rope, keeping Michaels from touching more turnbuckles. ..So Michaels comes right over the top rope and onto Storm!
Rhino: That’ll take care of a problem.
Mark: The crowd chanting for Michaels now as he rolls James Storm back into the ring. Michaels back into the ring, but Storm is right ontop of Michaels with several big boots.
Rhino: Michaels left himself open there.
Mark: Storm continues with the boots, shoving Michaels into the corner. Storm now choking Michaels with the strap that connects the two men.
Rhino: The tide turning here.
Mark: Michaels pulled to his feet, irish whip by Storm.. And Michaels gets dropped by his throat by the strap! Storm now off the ropes and drops an elbow right into the chest of Michaels.
Rhino: Storm getting back ontop here.
Mark: Storm picks Michaels up, back suplex! And Storm is going for the turnbuckles now. He gets one.. Across the ring for a second. Michaels beginning to take the slack from the strap, trying to stop Storm from getting a third. Storm tugging, nearly able to touch a third turnbuckle, but Michaels is hanging on tight.. Storm charges Michaels and knees him right in the head!
Rhino: I think Storm just caught Michaels right in the eye.
Mark: Storm now attempting to hog tie Shawn Michaels..
Rhino: That’s a new one.
Mark: Storm has Michaels tied up and is trying to drag him around the ring, now, but Michaels is dead weight at this moment..
Rhino: A lot harder than it looks.
Mark: Storm gets one turnbuckle and is attempting two, but Michaels is starting to come to and undo himself.
Rhino: Storm is at two turnbuckles.
Mark: Michaels is back to his feet, Storm gets a third turnbuckle. Storm going for four, but Michaels with a clothesline that sends both men right over the ropes!
Rhino: Michaels saved his neck there!
Mark: Michaels slides back into the ring and out again.. Storm to his feet.. Michaels pulls the strap hard and Storm goes face first into the turnpost!
Rhino: Michaels using his surroundings there.
Mark: Michaels pulls again, and Storm is once again into the turnpost! Michaels back into the ring and back out, throwing Storm back into the ring. Michaels now trying to touch all four turnbuckles.. He’s got one. Storm starting to move and Michaels has a second turnbuckle.. Michaels moving to the third. Storm back to his feet and is pulling on the strap with everything he has!
Rhino: Now Michaels is almost there!
Mark: Michaels is merely inches away! He just needs to reach a little further, but Storm isn’t letting up.. Michaels finally has to give up.
Rhino: He was almost there.
Mark: Michaels and Storm meet in the center of the ring and they’re going at it, trading rights. Storm gets the upperhand.. Irish whip, Michaels ducks the clothesline.. Storm turns around.. FLYING FOREARM! Kip up by Michaels!
Rhino: Vintage Michaels there.
Mark: Storm is back up, Michaels with a clothesline.. Storm back up, Michaels with another clothesline.. Storm gets to his feet, Michaels with the body slam..
Rhino: You know whats next!
Mark: Michaels climbing to the top rope.. Storm pulls on the strap and Michaels comes flying off the top!
Rhino: Storm thinking there..
Mark: Storm is back to his feet first and he’s measuring Shawn Michaels up.. SUPERKIC-NO! Michaels ducks and he smacks the turnbuckle behind Storm. Storm turns, goes for a splash, but Michaels moves! Michaels now hitting a second turnbuckle.. Storm charges again, but Michaels sidesteps and Storm runs right into!
Rhino: If I’m not mistaken, both men are at two now!
Mark: Michaels going for a third turnbuckle, Storm is right behind him. Both men at 3 now, though I think Storm is just stumbling along..
Rhino: One left!
Mark: Michaels is going for four.. But Storm grabs the strap, keeping Michaels from it! Michaels turns.. And gives Storm a crotch chop!
Rhino: Storm didn’t like that!
Mark: Storm charges! Michaels ducks, grabs Storms arm! Spins him around.. SWEET CHIN MUSIC! Michaels hits the final turnbuckle!
PA Announcer: The winner of the match.. SHAWN.. MICHAELS..
Rhino: Michaels pulls out another victory here tonight! McConnell just got put in his place!
(Hardcore theatre lights up)
McConnell: Well aren’t you on a roll, Shawn. Well, rest up. You’ve got another match coming your way later tonight. Once again, your contract is on the line.
Rhino: Oh for the love of god..
Mark: McConnell still isn’t done with Shawn Michaels..But William McConnell is going to be in the ring next…
May-Hem Rematch
Doug Kinsella vs William McConnell
Pa Announcer:Introducing the Participants for this contest… First… From Dayton, Ohio… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… DOUG KINSELLA!
(“Open Your Eyes” plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Evansville, Indiana… Weighing in at 235 pounds… The Answer WILLIAM McCONNELL!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella stated earlier tonight that this match up would be….
(“Here Comes The Money” plays as Shane McMahon walks out on to the stage…)
Shane:Doug, Doug, Doug… Where did we go with you? Really… You come out here and say that your match is going to be this… Hello Dougie… This is High Stakes and as the rules clearly state… Every Match Stipulation will be determined by the spin of the High Stakes Gimmick Wheel… And you arent above the rules are you Dougie… Of course you arent… So as the song says… Open Your Eyes and watch as the Wheel is Spun…
(Wheel Is Spun)
Pa Announcer:This Contest will be the FLAMING BARBED WIRE ROPES MATCH!
Mark:Officials are quickly setting up the ring with the Barbed Wire Ropes…
Rhino:Both men are watching as the officials wrap the ropes…
Mark:These two men met at May-Hem which saw William McConnell defeat Doug Kinsella and now Doug Kinsella is out for revenge…
Rhino:The ring is ready… The rules will be after Five Minutes the Barbed Wire will be lit on fire…
Mark:Theres the bell and this contest is under way…Doug Kinsella charges right at William McConnell and drives him back towards the corner…
Rhino:Look at Doug Kinsella go…
Mark:Big right hand by Doug Kinsella just hammering William McConnell…
Rhino:We said Doug Kinsella was out for revenge and we can see it right here and now…
Mark:Doug Kinsella with an irish whip sending William McConnell off in to the farside corner… William McConnell comes out of the corner… Back Body Drop by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:The Answer is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:William McConnell is looking for an exit and he sees the barbed wire… Dropkick from behind and William McConnell goes straight in to the barbed wire…
Rhino:William McConnell is trying to get himself out of the barbed wire…
Mark:Reverse DDT by Doug Kinsella… Kinsella goes for the cover on William McConnell right away 1…………..2………Kickout by The Answer…
Rhino:Right now Doug Kinsella is on fire…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is now climbing up on to the top rope…
Rhino:William McConnell is getting back up…
Mark:Flying Clothesline from the top rope by Doug Kinsella… Doug Kinsella goes for the cover 1…………………2…………Kickout by William McConnell…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now waiting for William McConnell to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Doug Kinsella whips William McConnell towards the barbed wire… Reversal by William McConnell and Doug Kinsella goes back first in to the barbed wire…
Rhino:The officials at ringside are getting set to light the barbed wire…
Mark:Doug Kinsella pulls himself out and the officials are starting to light the barbed wire… William McConnell hooks up Doug Kinsella… Vertical Suplex by The Answer…
Rhino:There is still one side of the ring that isnt on fire just yet…
Mark:William McConnell grabs Doug Kinsella and scoops him up and drops him face first on to the top of the barbed wire…
Rhino:William McConnell is raking the face of Doug Kinsella across the top rope and now it is being lit on fire…
Mark:They are surrounded by fire and Doug Kinsella is busted wide open…
Rhino:The Answer smiles as he sees the blood starting to flow from the forehead of Doug Kinsella…
Mark:William McConnell mounts Doug Kinsella and starts hammering him with straight right hands…
Rhino:William McConnell is really starting to pound away at the open wound of Doug Kinsella…
Mark:The blood is really starting to flow from the head of Doug Kinsella right now…
Rhino:William McConnell is now picking up Doug Kinsella…
Mark:The Answer hooks him up… Stalling Vertical Suplex…
Rhino:Look at the blood coming from the head of Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Front Face Suplex driving Doug Kinsella face first in to the canvas…
Rhino:William McConnell is enjoying what he is doing right now…
Mark:The Answer now turns Doug Kinsella over and goes for the cover 1………………….2…………….Doug Kinsella kicks out…
Rhino:William McConnell is now picking up Doug Kinsella and pushes him back in to the corner…
Mark:They are real close to the flames right now…
Rhino:The Answer is setting up Doug Kinsella up on the top rope…
Mark:William McConnell has him setup…PSYKO CUTTER! From The Top Rope!
Rhino:The Answer pulled that out of his bag of tricks…
Mark:William McConnell now turns Doug Kinsella over and goes for the cover 1………………………2………………3……..NO! Doug Kinsella got his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was really close…
Mark:William McConnell is now waiting for Doug Kinsella to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:I think Doug Kinsella is about to be knocked out…
Mark:FIVE STAR SUPERKICK! NO! Doug Kinsella ducks… Doug Kinsella spins him around… Neckbreaker by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Both men are down on the canvas right now…
Mark:If William McConnell connected with the Five Star Superkick this match up would have been all over…
Rhino:Since he didn’t this is Doug Kinsella’s chance to get right back in to this match up…
Mark:William McConnell goes for a right hand… A Bloody Doug Kinsella blocks and starts nailing William McConnell with right hands…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is trying to fire himself back up…
Mark:Doug Kinsella goes for an irish whip to send William McConnell in to the Flaming Barbed Wire Ropes… William McConnell puts on the breaks… McConnell turns around… Kinsella kicks him in the midsection… Piledriver!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is starting to feel it right now…
Mark:Doug Kinsella now heads to the top rope…
Rhino:The flames are high in the air…
Mark:Flying Elbow Drop! Connects right down on William McConnell…
Rhino:Big moved paid off right there…
Mark:Doug Kinsella goes for the cover 1…………………..2……………..3………NO! William McConnell gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was really close…
Mark:The Answer is staggering back up on to his feet… A Bloody Doug Kinsella with a knee to the midsection…FINAL ENCOUNTER!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is on the verge of getting his revenge on William McConnell…
Mark:Doug Kinsella hooks his leg 1……………………2…………………3………..ITS NOT OVER!
Rhino:William McConnell got his shoulder up at the very last possible second…
Mark:Doug Kinsella thought he had him finished…
Rhino:The Answer is staggering up on to his feet right now…
Mark:Doug Kinsella charges… The Answer moves… Doug Kinsella goes straight in to the Flames and the Barbed Wire…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is in pain now…
Mark:Kinsella staggers around… FIVE STAR SUPERKICK!
Rhino:He caught him good with that shot…
Mark:William McConnell with the cover on Doug Kinsella 1…………………….2……………..3……….. NO! Kinsella Gets His Shoulder Up…
Rhino:William McConnell thought he had him down for the count but it was not to be…
Mark:William McConnell slams Doug Kinsella down to the canvas…
Rhino:The Answer is heading to the top rope…
Mark:10.0 FROG SPLASH! MISSED!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella moved out of the way just in the nick of time…
Mark:William McConnell is staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella has his eyes locked in on him…
Mark:SOUL KILLER! NO! SCHOOL BOY!
Rhino:McConnell has the tights…
Mark:Count 1…………………..2…………………3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner WILLIAM McCONNELL!
Rhino:The Answer Steals a Victory here tonight against Doug Kinsella…
Mark:This was not Doug Kinsella’s night as he lost to William McConnell and he lost his Tag Team Championship gold…As we now get set for our second championship match of the evening… As we now go backstage as our camera have just spotted William McConnell and James Storm backstage…
McConnell: How the hell did you mess that up?! How?!
Storm: I don’t know, man! Lay off me! You ain’t gotten the job done yourself!
McConnell: Its because I’ve chosen not to, you redneck son of a bitch.
Storm: I think you better get out of my face.
McConnell: And I think you better watch your back.
Mark: DAMN! Storm just got nailed with a chairshot from Edge!
Rhino: Rated RKO standing behind McConnell as always..
Mark: Rated RKO now beating down James Storm.. McConnell stands right over him..
McConnell: Consider your contract with the EWA terminated. (He looks at Edge and Orton) I don’t care WHO IT IS.. But you find somebody.. WHO CAN GET THIS GOD DAMN JOB DONE..
Mark: McConnell isn’t happy.
EWA Television Championship Match
Diamond Dallas Page(c) vs Darien Hacaga vs Big Daddy Ace
Pa Announcer:This next contest is for the EWA Television Championship… Introducing First… The Challengers… First from Tijuana, Mexico… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… DARIEN HACAGA!
(“Forever” plays as Darien Hacaga enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 273 Pounds… BIG DADDY ACE!
(“No More Sorrow” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their Opponent… From The Jersey Shore… Weighing in at 253 Pounds… The EWA Television Champion DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE!
(“Self High Five” plays as DDP enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Now the referee in charge will spin the wheel to determine the Stipulation for this contest…
(Wheel Is Spun)
Rhino:The EWA Television Championship Match will be…
Pa Announcer:This Contest will be HELL IN A CELL!
Rhino:The Cell is being lowered around the ring…
Mark:Three Men… One Title… Locked inside the Hell in a Cell…
Rhino:All three men are ready to go in the ring…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace and Darien Hacaga are going right after the EWA Television Champion…
Rhino:The Television Champion bails out of the way quickly…
Mark:Darien is going out after him…
Rhino:Darien is chasing DDP around the ring…
Mark:DDP rolls back in to the ring and look who is standing right behind him…
Rhino:Thats Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:DDP turns around and walks right in to a big right hand from Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Darien is back in the ring…
Mark:Darien now nails DDP with a right hand… Big Daddy Ace with one more right hand to DDP…
Rhino:Darien is lining up DDP again…
Mark:Big Right Hand by Darien Hacaga knocking down The EWA Television Champion…
Rhino:Darien and Big Daddy Ace are just bouncing DDP back and forth right now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace scoops up DDP and slams him down to the canvas… Standing Shooting Star Press by Darien Hacaga right down on to DDP…
Rhino:Impressive move right there…
Mark:Darien Hacaga goes for the cover 1……………..2………. Big Daddy Ace pulls him off…
Rhino:Darien Hacaga and Big Daddy Ace are exchanging words right now…
Mark:They were working together and now that team work is about to break apart… Big Daddy Ace goes for a right hand… Darien blocks… Kicks to the legs of Big Daddy Ace by Darien Hacaga…
Rhino:He is trying to knot up the hamstrings of Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Darien Hacaga kicks Big Daddy Ace in the midsection…Big Daddy Ace catches the leg… Enziguri to the back of the head of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Ace is staggering around…
Mark:Running Lariat right to the back of the head of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace rolls to the outside of the ring after that shot…
Mark:Darien Hacaga goes out after Big Daddy Ace and grabs him by the head and rams him face first in to the cell…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is dazed after hitting the cell…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace turns around… SPIC KICK! Laying out Big Daddy Ace on the floor on the outside…
Rhino:Darien Hacaga is going back in to the ring…
Mark:DDP runs right at Darien on the apron and knocking him right off the side of the ring and Darien crashes in to the cell…
Rhino:DDP had alot of time to recover…
Mark:Diamond Dallas Page now goes to the outside of the ring and he scoops up Dairen Hacaga and drives Darien head first in to the side of the cell…
Rhino:Darien is hurting at the moment…
Mark:DDP is now driving his foot underneath the throat of Darien Hacaga pressing it up against the side of the cell…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is starting to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:DDP sees that and charges right in and smashes Big Daddy Ace in to the cell…
Rhino:The EWA Television Champion is taking back control of this contest…
Mark:DDP now grabs Darien Hacaga and throws him back in to the ring… DDP now hooks up Darien and nails him with a vertical suplex… DDP goes for the cover 1…………..2……….. Kickout by Darien Hacaga…
Rhino:DDP rolls back to the outside and is bringing a steel chair in to the ring…
Mark:Darien Hacaga is getting back up on his feet… DDP clocks him right in the head with the Steel Chair…
Rhino:That was a vicious shot by Diamond Dallas Page…
Mark:The EWA Television Champion goes for the cover 1………………..2……………… Darien Hacaga kicks out…
Rhino:DDP is now wedging the chair in between the turnbuckles…
Mark:DDP now grabs Darien by the legs… Slingshot in to the Chair!
Rhino:Darien Hacaga went face first right in to the steel chair…
Mark:DDP begins pulling Darien out of the corner as he goes for the cover 1…………………..2…………3…..NO! Darien gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:DDP is now waiting for Darien Hacaga to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Darien is now staggering back up…
Rhino:I think we are looking at the Diamond Cutter coming up…
Mark:DIAMOND CUTTER! NO! Darien Pushes Him Off… SPEAR BY BIG DADDY ACE!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace just speared the EWA Television Champion out of his boots…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers DDP 1………………………..2……………..3……..NO! Darien comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Darien and Big Daddy Ace are going at it right now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace with a couple of right hands to Darien Hacaga…
Rhino:Darien is firing back with a couple of shots of his own…
Mark:Darien whips Big Daddy Ace off in to the ropes… Big Daddy Ace with a reversal… Darien Hacaga comes off the ropes… Powerslam! By Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:DDP is starting to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace charges and he clothesline DDP out of the ring…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is looking to go in for the kill on Darien Hacaga…
Mark:Darien Hacaga staggers back up on to his feet…Big Daddy Ace lifts him up… ACE CRUSHER! NO! Darien lands on his feet… Darien kicks him in the midsection…
Rhino:Twist of Spic coming up…
Mark:TWIST OF SPIC! NO! Big Daddy Ace pushes him off in to the ropes… Darien comes off the ropes… Big Daddy Ace kicks him in the midsection…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:ACE CRUSHER! By Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Thats gotta be it…
Mark:DDP is in the ring… DIAMOND CUTTER! To Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:DDP snuck in and hit the cutter on Ace…
Mark:DDP covers Darien who Big Daddy Ace knocked out 1…………………….2…………..3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Television Champion DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE!
Rhino:Diamond Dallas Page sneaks by and retains his EWA Television Championship…
Mark:The cell is being lifted up as DDP celebrates in the…
(“Slave New World” plays in the arena…)
Rhino:Thats the music of the Peora Bros…
Mark:DDP is looking up at the entrance ramp waiting for the Peora Bros. to come down to the ring…
Rhino:This time he is ready for them…
Mark:Out of the crowd come the Peora Brothers as they sneak in to the ring behind Diamond Dallas Page…
Rhino:DDP now turns around and sees the Peora Brothers…
Mark:DDP and The Peora Brothers are looking at one another…
Rhino:DDP is telling them to bring it…
Mark:OMG! PRELUDE TO OBLIVION! To Chad Peora!
Rhino:Mark Peora just attacked his own Brother… Why?
Mark:Mark Peora looks right at DDP as he picks up his brother… PEORA-PLEX! To Chad Peora…
Rhino:What in the world is going on…
Mark:Mark and Page are looking at one another…DDP and Mark Peora are now stomping away at Chad Peora…
Rhino:Was this a setup all along between DDP and Peora?
(“Seein Red” plays over the PA System…)
Rhino:Its Shane Sparx!
Mark:Shane Sparx is here to save the day as he chases DDP and Mark Peora out of the ring…
Rhino:Shane Sparx has come to the aid of Chad Peora…
Mark:Mark Peora and DDP are now back in the ring and are looking to gang up on Shane Sparx…
Rhino:With Chad knocked out… Shane Sparx is left all alone…
Mark:What The Hell! All three men are now stomping away at Chad Peora…
Rhino:What in the world is going on here tonight…
Mark:Shane Sparx heads to the top rope… WHEN SPARX FLY! Right Down on to Chad Peora…
Rhino:The fans are booing these men right out of the building right now…
Mark:DDP has a microphone and he has something to say…
DDP: Chad…you just don’t get it, do you? There was NEVER a bond between you and Mark. HE CAN’T STAND YOU! You ran your mouth the other day, and now you’ve paid for it. As far as this little alliance goes? Mark Peora might not be Bam Bam Bigelow. Shane Sparx might not be Chris Kanyon. BUT YOU CAN DAMN SURE BELIEVE…THAT THE TRIAD…IS BACK…AND STRONGER THAN EVER! With Peora….the monster…With Sparx…the WRESTLING LEGEND! WE WILL DESTROY ANYONE WHO STANDS IN OUR WAY!
M. Peora: Well, little brother. I bet you didn’t see this coming did you?
Rhino:These fans wont let him speak…
M. Peora: SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY! Chad..you’re just the FIRST of MANY victims to come. We will reign supreme here in EWA…and I would LOVE FOR SOMEONE TO TRY STOPPING US! THEY’LL JUST BE ANOTHER CASUALTY!
Mark:This is uncalled for… Fans are throwing stuff towards the ring…
Shane Sparx:Now, now, people.. Let’s calm down. And don’t, for one second, act like you didn’t know this was coming. Don’t act as if you didn’t know that I would soon join up with Peora and Diamond Dallas Page, to truly complete the Triad. You see.. I was approached in a way that many of the guys in the backstage area could only dream of being approached. I was approached by these two eWa legends that I stand in the ring with right at this very moment.
Rhino:Listen to the fans boo these men…
Shane Sparx:They said “Hey, bro. We’ve seen what you’ve done, and we’d love to have you. But first.. we have to take care of some unwanted business.” Hence.. why you see such carnage laying infront of us right now, here in this ring.
Mark:Page and Peora continue to put the boots to Chad Peora….As blood starts to come out of his mouth…
Shane Sparx:Just call me the eighth wonder of the world. I don’t really care. Call me whatever you want. But my specialty.. is to leave people helpless, just as you see here. That’s what I’m best known for. And that’s what I intend to do. And that, my friends.. ::smirks:: ..is the reason that I am filling this empty void, that was Chad Peora. The Sparx flew.. and now’s he’s done. As will be the rest.. of the eWa. Get ready, people. The Triad.. WILL INDEED..DOMINATE!
Mark:The Triad Has Arrived as we get set for our…
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
PA Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, making his way to the ring.. From San Antonio, Texas.. Weighing in at 227 pounds.. The Heartbreak Kid.. SHAWN.. MICHAELS..
Mark: This is Shawn Michaels THIRD time out here tonight..
Rhino: It really makes you wonder how many times HBK is gonna have to do this.
(The hardcore theatre lights up)
McConnell: Lucky night so far, Shawn.. Lets see what else is in store for you. *SPIN* ..Well, well! Wrestlers Choice, Shawn! Boy oh boy, and do I have something in mind for you.. How about a Le-
HBK: (grabbing a mic) CUT THE CRAP, MCCONNELL.. I’m sick of the gimmicks. I’m the one wrestling, so send your next sheep out here and lets do this one on one!
Mark: Wow, Michaels is at his breaking point.
Rhino: Do you blame the guy?
McConnell: You got it.
(“Don’t Waste My Time” hits over the PA System..)
PA Announcer: AND HIS OPPONENT.. From Jacksonville, Florida.. Weighing in at 230 pounds.. ELIJAH.. BURKE..
Royal Rumble World Title Contract On The Line
Shawn Michaels vs Elijah Burke
Mark: Here we go, just a straight up one on one match right here.
Rhino: After an Ultimate X and a Strap match, I’m sure Shawn Michaels has had his fill of gimmicks.
Mark: Michaels must be exhausted.. Burke imeadiately with a right here, catching Michaels off guard! Michaels is back to his feet and Burke continues his assualt of lefts and rights.
Rhino: Even as good as he is, I think Shawn Michaels is finally at his limit..
Mark: Burke has Michaels against the ropes.. Irish whip, and Michaels goes down with a clothesline! Burke now stomping away at Shawn Michaels, who rolls to the outside to attempt to catch a breather..
Rhino: Michaels has to find some sort of well he can draw from, or he loses a contract he has fought so hard to keep.
Mark: Burke with a forearm shot, then bounces Michael’s head right off our table! Michaels can barely keep on his feet at this moment.. Burke whips Michaels and he goes right into the steel steps!
Rhino: You know McConnell is loving this in the back. Son of a bitch.
Mark: Burke rolling Michaels pack in the ring. Cover.. 1… 2… Kick out by Michaels.
Rhino: Burke telling the ref that should’ve been 3.
Mark: Burke gets Michaels to his feet.. Irish whip, Michaels ducks the clothesline.. Burke turns around.. Michaels tackles Burke! Michaels with heavy rights laying into Elijah Burke!
Rhino: Michaels just exploded!
Mark: Burke quickly gets a way, getting to a corner, but Michaels follows with chops right across the chest of Burke! Able to get a thumb to eye in, though.. He quickly escapes to the outside of the ring.
Rhino: Michaels wasn’t affected for long.
Mark: Michaels follows Burke quickly to the outside, running his head right into the ringpost!
Rhino: I bet this isn’t what Burke expected!
Mark: Burke is rolled right back into the ring. Michaels with several stomps before picking Burke back up and once again chops him down!
Rhino: Michaels isn’t going down without a fight.
Mark: Michaels with an irish whip, but Burke counters it and sends Michaels into the corner.. However Michaels charges right back out! But Burke catches him with a Sky High Powerbomb!
Rhino: An old D’Lo Brown move, there.
Mark: Pin attempt! 1! 2! Michaels kicks out!
Rhino: Burke able to get some momentum back on his side with that.
Mark: Burke once again whips Michaels into the turnbuckle.. Stinger splash! Michaels down into the corner and Burke begins stomping away..
Rhino: Burke trying to get vicious after dealing with Michaels.
Mark: Michaels is down on his back, Burke grabs the turnbuckle.. Handstand.. And into a BIG elbow drop, driving right into the chest of Shawn Michaels!
Rhino: Did you see the height on that handstand?
Mark: Burke with another pin attempt.. 1… 2… Again, a kick out by Michaels!
Rhino: Burke’s using a high powered offense, but at this point he’s probably wondering what he has to do to put away Shawn Michaels.
Mark: Burke picking Michaels back up.. Irish whip, Michaels ducks the clothesline.. Flying forearm! Burke goes down!
Rhino: You know whats next.
Mark: Both men are down.. But Michaels with the kip up!
Rhino: We’ve seen it all night and the fact he can still find the energy to do it amazing.
Mark: Michaels waiting for Burke to get back up.. Michaels with a right, and a second, taking Burke down.. Burke gets back to his feet.. Inverted Atomic Drop! And now the scoop slam, planting Burke!
Rhino: Michaels is looking to finish this.
Mark: Michaels to the top turnbuckle.. But Elijah Burke crotches him by hitting the ropes!
Rhino: He did what he had to.
Mark: Burke now pulling Shawn so he’s leaning over the turnbuckle.. Burke back across the ring as he lowers his knees pads..
Rhino: Michaels is in trouble..
Mark: Burke charges! ELIJAH EXPRESS! NO! Michaels lifted himself up and Burke caught nothing but turnbuckle!
Rhino: That’ll blow a knee out!
Mark: Burke on the ground, Michaels back up ontop.. BIG ELBOW DROP!
Rhino: There we go!
Mark: Michaels stumbling back to his feet.. And I think its once again time for a little bit of Sweet Chin Music!
Rhino: Michaels tuning up the band!
Mark: Burke is slowly getting to his feet.. SWEET CHI-NO! Ducked by Burke! Burke with the arm wrench! ELIJAH EXPERIENCE!
Rhino: Shawn Michaels went face first into the mat!
Mark: Burke hooks the leg! One! Two! Thr-NO! MICHAELS KICKS OUT!
Rhino: I don’t believe it!
Mark: Shawn Michaels just kicked out of the Elijah Experience! Burke is pissed! Burke mounts Shawn Michaels and is laying in the punches!
Rhino: Vicious lefts and rights!
Mark: The referee is trying to pull Burke off, but Burke isn’t laying off! Burke continuing with punches..
(Bell Rings)
Rhino: I think the referee just called for the bell!
PA Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match as a result of a disqualification.. SHAWN.. MICHAELS!
Mark: Burke just got himself disqualified!
Rhino: Oh, he’s not happy!
McConnell: HEY! What the hell?!
Mark: McConnell is on the hardcore theatre..
McConnell: Despite what some back country hick might think, there ARE NO disqualifications in the EWA. So even if you think its warranted, Mr. Referee.. As the Executive Talent Manager of Degeneration X, thus Shawn Michaels, I demand this match be restarted RIGHT NOW..
Rhino: Are you kidding me?!
Mark: McConnell is not gonna give Shawn Michaels a chance..
Rhino: Well, this match is back underway..
Mark: Burke is picking Michaels up.. Arm wrench, going for the Elijah Experience! Michaels with an elbow to the face.. Russian leg sweep by Michaels!
Rhino: He’s still got something left in him.
Mark: Both men down now.. Burke is slowly getting to his feet, Michaels not far behind.. Burke with a right, Michaels with a chop.. Burke with a right, Michaels again with a chop.. Burke with a BIG right, causing Michaels to stagger.. Burke off the ropes, Michaels ducks the clothesline.. Roll Up! One! Two! Three!
Rhino: He got him!
PA Announcer: The winner of the match.. SHAWN.. MICHAELS!
Mark: Michaels pulled out the win!
Rhino: I don’t think Burke can believe it! He’s rolled out of the ring and backing up the ramp in shock!
Mark: Shawn Michaels, for the third time tonight or maybe fourth time tonight, retains his world title contract!
Rhino: Uh oh, McConnell is out on the stage next to Burke and he’s staring right down at Michaels..
Mark: Wait a minute! McConnell grabbed Burke by the head and tossed him into the stage display!
Rhino: What the hell?
Mark: McConnell picking Burke up and yelling at him.. ..OH MY GOD! McConnell just threw Elijah Burke off the stage!
Rhino: Burke could be seriously injured!
Mark: McConnell just took all his frustration out on Elijah Burke as he and Michaels now stare at each other..
Rhino: Shawn Michaels is 3 for 3 tonight. McConnell is gonna have to find a new way to get that contract from Shawn Michaels.
Mark:Its Time for Our Main Event…
EWA World Championship Match
Steve Austin(c) vs Megumi Kudo
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Koshigaya,Japan… Weighing in at 132 Pounds…MEGUMI KUDO!
(“Battle Without Honor or Humanity” plays as Megumi Kudo enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her Opponent… From Victoria, Texas… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!
(“Alliance” plays as Steve Austin enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Now the referee in charge will spin the wheel to determine the Stipulation for this contest…
(Wheel Is Spun)
Rhino:The Final Gimmick Match of the Evening is going to be…
Pa Announcer:This Contest is the TRICK LADDER MATCH!
Rhino:The EWA Ring Crew is bringing the ladders down to ringside…
Mark:Steve Austin and Megumi Kudo look up at the EWA World Championship now hanging above the ring…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo starts yelling something right in the face of Steve Austin…
Mark:Stone Cold wastes no time as he starts hammering her with straight right hands…
Rhino:Stone Cold is opening up on Megumi Kudo right now…
Mark:Stone Cold backs her up in to the ropes… Irish whip by Stone Cold… Megumi Kudo comes off the ropes… Stone Cold goes for a clothesline… Megumi Kudo ducks… Stone Cold turns around… Spin Kick by Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:That spin kick took Stone Cold off of his feet…
Mark:Megumi Kudo with a flipping Leg Drop to Stone Cold…
Rhino:She dropped her leg right across the face of the Texas Rattlesnake…
Mark:Megumi Kudo starts to pick up Stone Cold… Shinning Wizard by Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is comig out on fire here in the early going as she continues to take it to Stone Cold Steve Austin…
Mark:The Challenger Megumi Kudo rolls to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is already looking to bring a ladder in to play in to this contest…
Mark:These ladders come to us from the Toys B Purg Warehouse…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is trying to get the ladder in to the ring and she does…
Mark:Stone Cold is getting himself back up on to his feet in the corner… Megumi Kudo charges in to the corner… Running Leg Lariat by Megum Kudo in to Stone Cold in the corner…
Rhino:Stone Cold is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Megumi Kudo slides the ladder close to Stone Cold… Running Bulldog by Megumi Kudo driving Stone Cold face first in to the ladder…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo has caught Stone Cold off guard as she is taking it right to him…
Mark:Megumi Kudo is now trying to open up the ladder and set it up underneath the EWA World Title that is hanging above the ring…
Rhino:Stone Cold right now is trying to recover…
Mark:Megumi Kudo is starting to clinb up and get the gold…
Rhino:She is about two rungs up and she is going for the third…
Mark::The Rung of the ladder bends and breaks as Megumi Kudo put her foot on it…
Rhino:And that’s where the Trick Part comes in to this match up…
Mark:Megumi Kudo is trying to pull her leg out… Stone Cold is back up and he pushes the ladder over and Megumi Kudo goes crashing in to the canvas…
Rhino:The EWA World Champion is looking to take charge in this match up…
Mark:Stone Cold picks up Megumi Kudo and takes her over with a Vertical Suplex…
Rhino:Stone Cold isnt done…
Mark:Stone Cold comes off the ropes and he drops an elbow right in to the face of Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Here comes another…
Mark:Another big time elbow by Stone Cold to Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Stone Cold is now going out of the ring and is bringing another ladder in to the ring…
Mark:Stone Cold stands the ladder up in to the corner…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is making her way up on to her feet…
Mark:Stone Cold scoops her up and slams her right down on to the ladder…
Rhino:Stone Cold just hooked her foot in the ladder…
Mark:Megumi Kudo is hanging from the ladder in the corner…
Rhino:Stone Cold now brings another ladder in to the ring…
Mark:Stone Cold opens up the ladder and begins to climb up the ladder…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is now trying to get herself unhooked from the ladder…
Mark:Stone Cold is up on the ladder… The Ladder starts to bend right in as Stone Cold falls off the ladder…
Rhino:Purgatory has really done a number to the ladders as it has hurt both the challenger and the champion thus far…
Mark:Megumi Kudo is now unhooked from the ladder… Stone Cold charges… Megumi Kudo with a side step and a drop toe hold driving Stone Cold face first in to the ladder…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is now trying to get herself together right now…
Mark:Stone Cold gets back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is lining him up…
Mark:Dropkick by Kudo knocking Stone Cold back in to the ladder…
Rhino:Stone Cold is in a little bit of trouble right now…
Mark:Stone Cold starts to pull himself back up… Handspring Elbow right to Stone Cold knocking him back in to the ladder…
Rhino:The EWA World Champion is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Enziguri by Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Stone Cold looks to be out of it…
Mark:Megumi Kudo has gone out of the ring to bring another ladder in to the ring…
Mark:Megumi Kudo slides the ladder in to the ring and begins the process of setting it up underneath the gold…
Rhino:Stone Cold is pulling himself back up by the ropes…
Mark:Dropkick by Megumi Kudo sending Stone Cold out of the ring…
Rhino:Now Megumi Kudo is free to climb and get the gold…
Mark:Megumi Kudo is slowly climbing up the ladder…
Rhino:She is trying to be careful with each steps she takes…
Mark:Stone Cold is back in the ring and is climbing up the other side of the ladder…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is starting to reach for the gold…
Mark:She needs another rung… Right hand by Stone Cold…
Rhino:Stone Cold isnt going to let her pull down the gold that easy…
Mark:Megumi Kudo with a headbutt to Stone Cold…
Rhino:Stone Cold fires back with a right hand…
Mark:Its a battle on the ladder right now between Challenger and Champion… Megumi Kudo is biting the forehead of Stone Cold…
Rhino:That’s something you dont see very often…
Mark:Megumi Kudo now reaches up for the gold…
Rhino:Her hands are touching it…
Mark:Stone Cold pulls her arm down…Stone Cold takes a step up the ladder… The Rung Breaks…
Rhino:Stone Cold is crotched on the ladder…
Mark:Megumi Kudo balances herself and she kicks Stone Cold right in the head…
Rhino:Stone Cold just fell off the ladder…
Mark:Megumi Kudo reaches up… MEGUMI KUDO GRABS THE GOLD! ITS OVER! NEW CHAMPION!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA World Champion MEGUMI KUDO!
Rhino:Megumi Kudo regains the EWA World Championship…
Mark:Its been over a year since Megumi Kudo was EWA World Champion…That it was, and what an awe inspiring way to finish off High Stakes. I’m Mark, and he’s Rhi…
(“I Want It All” blares over the PA System. The crowd goes nuts as Lone Jobber, his faced battered and bruised due in part with his match against Triple H earlier, makes his way out, in a suit none the less.)
Rhino: Looks like the show ain’t over yet Mark.
Jobber: Thank you, thank you. Now then, you all know me as Lone Jobber, Mister EWA, Mister Multimedia, however it is another name all together that brings me great pride tonight. See the fact of the
matter is that it is my privilege, nay, my honor as the President of Extreme Wrestling Alliance to announce to each one of you, sitting in this arena, or at home that in just a few days, July 4th the Extreme Wrestling Alliance will be in none other than our nation’s capital to meet and greet our great fans who have helped make us what we were, are, and will be in the future. All proceeds from this fan festival will be donated to the Save the Children foundation, which aims to create new and lasting change for children in need in the United States as well as around the world. So I welcome you to come and meet the stars who preformed for you tonight in that very ring, as well as the men and women who make this show possible. Naturally, Big Daddy Ace will be fashionably late. Afterwards we shall have a light and fireworks display being presented after nightfall. You think our pyrotechnics do a good job at these shows, just wait to see what they have in store for you when they are let loose. And if possible, there has been talk about myself, Lone Jobber, the Voice of the EWA as well as other radio stars putting on a 4th of July show on ewazone.com. Thank you. And now, for Mark, Rhino, the boys in the back, I am Lone Jobber, we thank you for joining us here, good night. Drive safe. And if you can, we’ll see you in DC.
Rhino:Did I Hear what he just said?
Mark:Yes You Did…
Rhino:Ohh Good… I like parties… I wonder if they are going to serve PurgDogs…
Mark:We Will see you at Wednesday Night Xtreme… Good Night Everyone….
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