November 2 Dismember 2007
Mark:Welcome everyone to Calgary, Alberta, Canada and Welcome to November 2 Dismember… We got a great line up here tonight Rhino…As tonights Show is being Broadcast live by the EWA’s Own Subway The Camera Guy…
Rhino:Now that explains the smell… I thought it was just being up here in Canada that there was a Strange Smell…
Mark:Now Tonignhts Main Event will be Triple H defending the EWA World Heavyweight Championship against Ichabod Bitchwax in a Sixty Minute Last Iron Man Standing Contest…
Rhino:Will a New Era Begin Tonight? Many hope so…
Mark:Also tonight John Cena will meet Adam Syndal One on One in a Falls Count Anywhere Match for the EWA Television Championship…
Rhino:These two men will finally meet One on One and they could tear the house down here tonight…
Mark:Also tonight we will crown a new EWA Total Impact Champion when Lance Hoyt and Jason Phoenix battle…
Rhino:Its going to one hell of a Night tonight Mark…
Mark:It could be a Night to Remember here tonight and lets not waste any more time and lets get to our Opening Contest…
James Storm vs Kidomaru vs Booker T
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Houston, Texas… Weighing in at 256 Pounds… Accompanied to the ring by Sharmell…BOOKER T!
(“Can You Dig It” plays as Booker T enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His Opponent…From Tokyo, Japan… Weighing in at 228 Pounds… KIDOMARU!
(“Nagare Boshi” plays as Kidomaru enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Franklin, Tennesse… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… Accompanied to the ring by Ms. Jackie Moore…JAMES STORM!
(“Sorry Bout Your Damn Luck” plays as James Storm enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… James Storm goes right after Booker T nailing him with straight right hands… James Storm backs Booker T up in to the ropes… Irish whip sending him off in to the farside…
Rhino:James Storm ducks his head early…
Mark:Booker T puts on the breaks and kicks James Storm right in the head… James Storm spins around and Booker T lays him out with a big clothesline…
Rhino:Kidomaru is on the ring apron…
Mark:Springboard in to a Hurricanranna by Kidomaru right to Booker T…
Rhino:Booker T is staggering back up on to his feet near the ropes…
Mark:Running Dropkick by Kidomaru sending Booker T to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:James Storm is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Kidomaru goes behind James Storm… Dragon Suplex! With a Bridge 1………………………2…………..Kickout by James Storm…
Rhino:James Storm is getting back up on to the corner…
Mark:Kidomaru charges in… Monkey Flip! No! James Storm holds on to the ropes…
Rhino:Kidomaru’s head bounced right off the mat…
Mark:James Storm has him by the legs and goes for the cover…
Rhino:Storm has his feet on the ropes…
Mark:The referee counts 1………………..2…………. Kidomaru still is able to kick out even with James Storm’s feet on the middle rope…
Rhino:Kidomaru is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:James Storm hooks him up… Double Knee Backbreaker!
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:James Storm goes for another cover on Kidomaru 1……………………2…………….. Booker T comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Booker T is opening up on James Storm right now…
Mark:Hard chops right across the chest of James Storm… Booker T whips him off in to the ropes… Spinning Heel Kick!
Rhino:James Storm just had his head taken right off there as Sharmell approves on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Booker T covers James Storm 1…………………….2………….3..No! James Storm kicks out…
Rhino:Booker T is now backing James Storm up in to the corner with right hands…
Mark:Hard Irish Whip by Booker T sending James Storm in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Here comes Booker T…
Mark:Booker T charges… James Storm gets his boot up…
Rhino:Booker T is staggering around…
Mark:Eye of the Storm!
Rhino:James Storm could have him right here and now…
Mark:James Storm goes for the cover 1………………………..2……………….SHOOTING STAR PRESS! To Break it up by Kidomaru…
Rhino:Kidomaru broke that up with a hell of a move…
Mark:Kidomaru turns James Storm over and covers him 1………………………2……………….3…….No! James Storm gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Kidomaru tosses James Storm out of the ring…
Mark:Kidomaru whips Booker T off in to the ropes… Springboard Back Elbow! Catches Booker T right in the face…
Rhino:He caught him good with that shot…
Mark:Kidomaru goes for the cover 1……………………….2……………….3………..No! Booker T kicks out…
Rhino:Booker T is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Kidomaru grabs him by the leg… Dragon Screw Leg Whip!
Rhino:Kidomaru has Booker T right where he wants him…
Mark:HIROSHIMA!
Rhino:Kidomaru got all of that Headbutt on to Booker T…
Mark:James Storm is back in the ring… LAST CALL! By James Storm knocking Kidomaru out of the ring… James Storm now covers Booker T 1…………………………2………………3………….. HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JAMES STORM!
Rhino:James Storm picked up the pieces after Kidomaru hit Hiroshima on Booker T and picked up the victory here tonight at November 2 Dismember…
Mark:We are off to a hot start here tonight… Still to come Morgan Alvertez defends the EWA Womens Title for the first time against Jenna Valentine… But right now its time for some EWA Womens Division Action…
Jazz vs Trish Stratus
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Toronto, Canada… Weighing in at 124 Pounds… TRISH STRATUS!
(“Keys to the City” plays as Trish Stratus enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her Opponent… From New Orleans, La…JAZZ!
(“Money, Power, Respect” plays as Jazz enters the arena…)
Mark:The referee calls for the bell and this match up is underway… Jazz nails Trish Stratus right in the face with a big right hand… Trish Stratus comes right back and nails here with a couple of straight forearm shots… Trish whips Jazz off in to the ropes… Jazz comes off the ropes and Trish Stratus knocks her down with a clothesline…
Rhino:Jazz is getting up on to her feet in the corner…
Mark:Trish Stratus rocks Jazz with forearms in the corner… Trish Stratus whips Jazz in to corner… Reversal by Jazz sending Trish Stratus in to the corner.. Jazz follows her right in and nails her with a hard clothesline…
Rhino:Trish Stratus is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Big Clothesline by Jazz…
Rhino:She just took Trish’s head off with that shot…
Mark:Trish Stratus is trying to get back up on to her feet… Jazz goes behind her… Jazz Stretch!
Rhino:She is lifting her up high in the air right now…
Mark:Jazz lets go and Trish Stratus goes face first in to the mat… Jazz goes for the cover 1…………………..2……………….Kickout by Trish Stratus…
Rhino:Jazz right now is waiting for Trish Stratus to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:She is very slowly at the moment… Jazz with a couple of big right hands as she now whips her off in to the ropes… Trish Stratus comes off the ropes… Clothesline! Ducked by Trish Stratus… Jazz turns around… Spinebuster!
Rhino:Jazz is now the one in trouble as she staggers back up on to her feet…
Mark:Trish Stratus whips her off in to the ropes… Air Canada! With Straight Right Hands…
Rhino:Trish’s version of the Lou Thez Press…
Mark:Jazz is now staggering back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Trish is lining her up…
Mark:CHICK KICK! NO! Ducked by Jazz… Kick to the midsection… DDT!
Rhino:Jazz just planted her with that DDT…
Mark:Jazz goes for the cover 1………………….2………………3……..NO! Trish Stratus gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Trish Stratus is now using the ropes to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Jazz with a kick to the midsection… JAZZ STINGER!
Rhino:Jazz could have her right here…
Mark:Jazz with the cover on Trish Stratus 1………………………2………………..3….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JAZZ!
Rhino:Jazz picks up a second straight victory here in the EWA…
Mark:Jazz is on a roll and is looking to make a name for herself here in the EWA… As still to come tonight an Eight Woman Battle Royal to determine a Number One Contender for the EWA Womens Championship… But right now its time for more EWA Action here at November 2 Dismember…
Zero vs B-Lunt
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Pittsburgh, Pa… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… ZERO!
(“Coming Undone” plays as Zero enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Brick City, Ny… Weighing in at 225 Pounds… B-LUNT!
(“Blackout” plays as B-Lunt enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Zero nails B-Lunt right in the face with a couple of straight right hands… Zero backs him up in to the ropes and now sends him off in to the farside… B-Lunt comes off the ropes and Zero nails him with a Double Sledgehammer right to the face…
Rhino:He really nailed B-Lunt hard with that shot…
Mark:Zero now puts the boots to B-Lunt… B-Lunt is pulling himself to the ropes as he tries to get back up on to his feet… Zero now pulls B-Lunt in to the middle of the ring… Zero hooks up B-Lunt and drops him with a Front Face Suplex…
Rhino:B-Lunt is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Zero picks B-Lunt back up and knocks him back down with a big Uppercut right underneath the jaw…
Rhino:He caught him good with that shot…
Mark:Zero covers B-Lunt 1………………………..2………………Kickout by B-Lunt…
Rhino:B-Lunt is really getting knocked around right now by Zero…
Mark:Zero picks him back up… Short Arm Clothesline! Ducked by B-Lunt… B-Lunt fires back with a couple of right hands… B-Lunt whips Zero off in to the ropes… Flying Back Elbow!
Rhino:I guess B-Lunt got tired of being knocked around…
Mark:Zero gets back up on to his feet… B-Lunt hooks him up… Vertical Suplex… B-Lunt goes for a cover 1…………….2…….Kickout by Zero…
Rhino:Zero is now staggering back around…
Mark:B-Lunt charges… Swinging Neckbreaker by B-Lunt as he goes for another cover 1……………………….2……………. Kickout again by Zero…
Rhino:B-Lunt is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Flying Neckbreaker! By B-Lunt!
Rhino:What a move right there by on to Zero…
Mark:B-Lunt goes for another cover on Zero 1……………………….2……………3….No! Zero gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close call right there…
Mark:B-Lunt is now heading back up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Zero is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Flying Crossbody! Missed! As Zero ducked and B-Lunt hit the canvas hard…
Rhino:B-Lunt really crashed and burned right there…
Mark:Zero picks him right up… Belly to Belly Suplex! By Zero…
Rhino:B-Lunt is holding on to his ribs right now as he seems to be in a lot of pain…
Mark:Zero goes for a cover 1………………………2……………..3…….No! B-Lunt gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:B-Lunt is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Zero trips up B-Lunt and now grabs him the legs… Boston Crab! By Zero!
Rhino:Zero is really putting his weight down on the back of B-Lunt…
Mark:B-Lunt is trying to make it to the ropes…
Rhino:You can see on his face that he is in a lot of pain right now….
Mark:B-Lunt reaches out and grabs the ropes and now the hold must be broken…
Rhino:Zero is now waiting for B-Lunt to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:B-Lunt is holding on to his ribs as he staggers back up on to his feet… Russian Leg Sweep! By Zero.. As Zero goes for another cover 1………………………2……………….3……No! Kickout again by B-Lunt…
Rhino:B-Lunt is a fighter but I think he might be in too much pain to continues…
Mark:Zero kicks B-Lunt in the midsection and now hooks him up…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:ZERO GRAVITY! NO! B-Lunt counters with a back body drop…
Rhino:B-Lunt is still in this thing…
Mark:Zero gets back up on his feet and charges at B-Lunt… B-Lunt ducks the clothesline and spins Zero around… BRICK CITY STUNNER!
Rhino:He got all of it…
Mark:B-Lunt covers Zero 1……………………..2………………..3……… HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner B-LUNT!
Rhino:B-Lunt pulls out the victory here tonight at November 2 Dismember…
Mark:He took the punishment from Zero all night and was still able to pick up the victory… Still to come tonight we will crown a new EWA Total Impact Champion… But its back to the ring for more action…
The Rock vs “The Immortal” Azrael
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… Weighing in at 336 Pounds…The Immortal AZRAEL!
(“Chopins Death March” plays as Azrael enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… THE ROCK!
(“Is Cookin” plays as The Rock enters the arena…)
Mark:The Rock gets right up in the face of the bigger Azrael… The Rock nails him with straight right hands…
Rhino:The Rock is really trying to lay in to those shots right now…
Mark:The Rock backs Azrael up in to the ropes… The Rock with an irish whip… Reversal by Azrael… The Rock comes off the ropes and Azrael nails The Rock with a Hard Shoulder Block knocking him right in to the mat…
Rhino:The Rock’s head bounced off the mat…
Mark:Azrael now picks The Rock up off the mat and scoops him up on to his shoulder… Shoulder Breaker! By Azrael… Azrael goes right for the cover 1…………………2………….Kickout by The Rock…
Rhino:The Rock is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Azrael charges in with a clothesline… The Rock moves and Azrael hits the corner hard…
Rhino:Azrael is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:The Rock nails him with straight right hands… The Rock charges and connects with a clothesline…
Rhino:Azrael is still on his feet…
Mark:The Rock comes off the ropes again and nails him with another clothesline…
Rhino:Azrael is still standing right now but he is not standing as tall as he was before…
Mark:The Rock charges again… Tilt a Whirl Slam! By Azrael!
Rhino:The Rock charged one too many times and this time Azrael saw him coming and drilled him in to the mat with a Tilt a Whirl Slam…
Mark:Azrael goes for the cover 1…………………………2……………….3…….No! The Rock gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:The Rock right now is using the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Immortal Azrael spins The Rock around and now scoops him up…
Rhino:The Rock isnt in a good position…
Mark:The Rock rakes the eyes of Azrael and gets off his shoulder… The Rock spins Azrael around… DDT!
Rhino:The Rock finally got him off of his feet…
Mark:The Rock now covers Azrael 1………………2………………3….No! Azrael kicks out…
Rhino:Azrael is now getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Running Dropkick by The Rock right to the leg of Azrael…
Rhino:He is trying to chop down the big man…
Mark:Chop Block! By The Rock…
Rhino:The Rock going back to his Canadian Football League Days by bringing out the chop block…
Mark:The Rock pulls Azrael in to the middle of the ring… Sharpshooter! By The Rock…
Rhino:Shades of Calgary’s Bret Hart with the Sharpshooter…
Mark:Azrael is crawling to the ropes…
Rhino:He is trying to drag his big frame to the ropes…
Mark:Azrael grabs the bottom rope but the damage has been done…
Rhino:Azrael is now getting back up on to his feet very slowly right now…
Mark:The Rock lifts him up… Spine on the Pine with that Spinebuster! By The Peoples Champion…
Rhino:The Rock has Azrael laid out…
Mark:The Rock stands by his head and you know what time it is…
Rhino:Its time for the Most Electrifying Move in Sports Entertainement…
Mark:The Rock comes off the ropes… PEOPLES ELBOW! NO! Azrael rolled out of the way…
Rhino:The Rock only got Canvas with that elbow…
Mark:The Rock staggers back up… OUTER DARKNESS!
Rhino:Azrael could have The Rock right here and now…
Mark:Azrael hooks the leg 1……………………2……………….3…….NO! The Rock gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Azrael is now waiting for The Rock to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Rock is back up… Azrael hooks him up… PURGATORYS GATE! NO! The Rock slips out and now spins Azrael around… ROCK BOTTOM!
Rhino:The Rock hit the move…
Mark:The Rock covers Azrael 1…………………….2……………….3….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner THE ROCK!
Rhino:The Rock picks up the victory here tonight over Azrael…
Mark:Azrael came close but it wasn’t his night tonight… But will it be John Cena’s night as he takes on Adam Syndal for the EWA Television Championship later on tonight… But now its back to the ring for more action…
Jeff Jarrett vs The Phantom
PA Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL.. Introducing first.. From New Orleans, Louisiana. Weighing in at 230 Pounds.. He is THE CHOSEN ONE.. THE PHANTOM!
(“Set It Off” by POD hits as The Phantom makes his way to the ring..)
PA Announcer: And HIS OPPONENT.. From Hendersonville, Tennessee.. Weighing in at 230 Pounds.. He is ALSO.. THE CHOSEN ONE.. JEFF.. JARRETT!
(“My World” hits over the PA System as Jarrett makes his way to the ring)
Mark: Both men have taken on the name “The Chosen One”..
Rhino: That’s a good reason for this match to be booked, here..
Mark: The Phantom and Jarrett in the center of the ring.. Jarrett goes for a collar and elbow, but Phantom ducks and moves..
Rhino: Playing with his opponent a bit..
Mark: Jarrett goes for the lock up again.. But Phantom gets him with a right hand! Another right hand from Phanton.. Jarrett with a knee to the gut though.. Irish whip and Jarrett takes Phantom down with a clothesline..
Rhino: Jarrett wants to keep this a mat game..
Mark: Jarrett stomping away at Phantom. Phantom pulling himself up by the ropes.. Jarrett with a hard club to the back.. Phantom across the middle rope.. Jarrett off the ropes and drives his leg into Phantoms back!
Rhino: His throat is caught right against those ropes..
Mark: Jarrett getting Phantom to his feet.. Whips him into the corner.. Jarrett charges in but gets both feet right in the face!
Rhino: That stopped him in his tracks!
Mark: Phantom with a running dropkick to the back of Jarrett! Sends him right into the other turnbuckle.. Phantom charges.. Jarrett stumbles out of the corner.. Phantom climbs the the turnbuckle.. And nails Jarrett with a jumping Tornado DDT!
Rhino: What a move!
Mark: Phantom with a cover.. One………….. Two…………… No! Jarrett kicks out!
Rhino: It’ll take more than that to put out the original Chosen One.
Mark: Jarrett slowly to his feet.. Phantom goes for a clothesline.. Jarrett ducks.. Phantom off the ropes.. Clothesline again.. Jarrett blocks it and grabs the arm!
Rhino: Jarrett using his size advantage..
Mark: Jarrett twists the arm.. Going for the Stroke! No, Phantom holds on the ropes and Jarrett goes neck first across the middle rope!
Rhino: Watch Phantom!
Mark: Phantom of the ropes.. LAST RITES!
Rhino: Phantom nails Jarrett with his version of the 619!
Mark: Phantom back in and with the cover! One! Two! Three!
PA Announcer: The winner of the match.. THE PHANTOM!
Rhino:The Phantom Debuts in the EWA and Picks up the Victory…
Mark:Still to come… Triple H defends against Ichabod Bitchwax in a Sixty Minute Last Iron Man Standing Match… As right now its time for the Paddle on the Pole Match…
Paddle on a Pole Match
Christy Hemme vs Traci Brooks
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Paddle on a Pole Match… Introducing first… From Los Angeles, California… Weighing in at 116 Pounds… CHRISTY HEMME!
(“Society Box” plays as Christy Hemme enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Ontario, Canada… Weighing in at 120 Pounds… TRACI BROOKS!
(Traci Brooks’ Theme Plays as she enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go.. Traci Brooks and Christy Hemme are face to face in the center of the ring…
Rhino:These two women are ready to tear in to one another…
Mark:Both the teams of Hoyt and Rave along with the Motor City Machine Guns have been barred from ringside…
Rhino:Which means these two women are on their own…
Mark:Traci Brooks slaps Christy Hemme… Christy Hemme slaps her back… Traci Brooks with a boot to the midsection and now grabs Christy Hemme by the hair and tosses her across the ring…
Rhino:Christy Hemme is slow to get back up…
Mark:Christy is back up and she is furious as she charges at Traci Brooks… Hip Toss by Traci Brooks…
Rhino:Christy Hemme is now staggering up on to her feet…
Mark:Traci Brooks now hooks up Christy Hemme… Gutwrench Suplex! Traci Brooks goes for a quick cover 1…………………2…………. Kickout by Christy Hemme…
Rhino:Remember there is a Paddle hanging above the ring in the corner and whoever grabs it can use it…
Mark:Traci Brooks now backs Christy Hemme up in to the corner… Traci Brooks climbs up the corner… Christy Hemme shoves her right off the ropes and Traci hits the mat…
Rhino:Traci Brooks is now staggering up on to her feet…
Mark:Christy Hemme charges and takes her down with a Thez Press and is now ramming her head in to the mat…
Rhino:Christy is a spitfire and she is showing it here…
Mark:Christy Hemme now picks up Traci Brooks and has her setup… DDT!
Rhino:Im surprised Christy Hemme didn’t go for the cover right there…
Mark:It seems like she wants to go after the Paddle…
Rhino:Christy Hemme is climbing up the corner and is trying to grab the Paddle…
Mark:Traci Brooks is up on her feet and is now in the corner…
Rhino:Christy Hemme is in trouble…
Mark:POWERBOMB!
Rhino:Traci Brooks just laid out Christy Hemme…
Mark:Traci Brooks isnt going for the cover as she is going for the paddle…
Rhino:This could be a huge mistake…
Mark:Traci Brooks almost has the paddle… Christy Hemme pushes the referee with her leg and she knocks the referee in to the ropes and it trips up Traci Brooks…
Rhino:Traci Brooks is in a bad position on the top rope…
Mark:Christy Hemme is back up on her feet and she yanks Traci Brooks off the top rope…
Rhino:Traci’s head just bounced off the mat…
Mark:Christy Hemme is now climbing up to get the paddle…
Rhino:She is getting real close…
Mark:Traci is getting back up… Christy grabs the Paddle…
Rhino:Here comes Traci…
Mark:Traci charges at the corner… Christy Hemme nails Traci Brooks in the head with the Paddle!
Rhino:Traci Brooks has been knocked out with the paddle…
Mark:Christy Hemme now on the middle rope… FFG!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Christy Hemme covers Traci Brooks 1……………………2……………..3…… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner CHRISTY HEMME!
Rhino:Christy Hemme used the Paddle to her advantage as she knocked out Traci Brooks with it…
Mark:Officials are helping out Traci Brooks right now… But we want to remind you to check out the Shortbus Podcast now on eWazone.com… But its time to go back to the ring for more EWA Action…
Sonny Siaki vs Marcus LaBruz
PA Announcer: Introducing first.. From Alantic City, New Jersey.. Weighing in at 225 Pounds.. MARCUS.. LABRUZ..
(“Here We Go” hits over the PA System as Marcus Labruz makes his way to the ring..)
Mark: Wait! There’s Sonny Siaki! And he just ran Marcus Labruz right into the steel steps!
Rhino: Siaki said this was going to be a mugging, and Siaki is in street clothes..
Mark: Siaki now stomping away at Marcus Larbuz as the ref tells him to get back into the ring..
Rhino: Siaki ignoring the ref, however..
Mark: Labruz being pulled to his feet.. And shoved right into the ring post by Siaki!
Rhino: Labruz is now on the floor right in front of us..
Mark: Siaki not giving Labruz a chance to breathe.. Siaki pulling Labruz to his feet and slams his head right against our table! Siaki now tossing Labruz into the ring..
Rhino: And theres the bell.
Mark: Siaki into the ring.. Measuring Labruz up.. Siaki off the ropes.. But Labruz counters with a quick back elbow!
Rhino: That caught him off guard!
Mark: Labruz off the ropes.. But Siaki gets him up for a Samoan Drop! No! Labruz slides off.. Labruz with a sit-down neckdrop!
Rhino: Good move by Labruz!
Mark: Labruz with a side headlock, now.. Trying to keep Siaki grounded.. Siaki using his power to get to his feet, though.. Siaki gets Labruz against the ropes.. Pushes Labruz off.. Labruz goes for a clothe-No! Siaki with a Complete Shot!
Rhino: Labruz just got driven to the mat with that reverse STO..
Mark: Siaki shaking off Labruz’s offense as he gets to his feet.. And now he’s measuring up Labruz.. Labruz to his feet.. Siaki with a kick to the gut.. Off the ropes.. SIAKALYPSE!
Rhino: Stick a fork in him..
Mark: Siaki with a non-chalant cover.. One…… Two…….. Three.
PA Announcer: The winner of the match.. SONNY.. SIAKI!
Rhino:Sonny Siaki gets his Second Win in a Row as he tries to build up some momentum…
Mark:Can he continue to roll on? We will see… But right now its time for some more In Ring Action…
Kayden Johnson vs Dangerous D
PA Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall.. From Cashville, Tennessee.. Weighing in at 243 pounds.. DANGEROUS.. D!
(“Many Men” hits as Dangerous D make his way to the ring..)
PA Announcer: And his opponent.. From New Orleans, Louisiana.. Weighing in at 221 pounds.. KAYDEN.. JOHNSON..
(“Overated” hits as Kayden Johnson makes his way to the ring..)
Mark: The bell has sounded.. Dangerous D and Kayden Johnson circling each other in the ring.. Collar and elbow tie up.. Johnson with a side headlock.. Now with a go behind and a hammerlock.. D reaches behind.. Snapmare by D followed by a rear chinlock..
Rhino: Bit of chain wrestling, here..
Mark: Johnson getting to his feet slowly.. Both men against the ropes.. D shoved off.. Johnson with a shoulder block, taking D down. Johnson off the ropes, but D grabs the foot and Johnson trips.. D going for an ankle lock!
Rhino: Johnson may be in trouble!
Mark: Johnson gets to his back and kicks D off.. Both men back to their feet.. Johnson with a knee to the gut.. Goes for a Russian Leg Sweep.. D blocks.. Belly to Back suplex by D!
Rhino: Good move there, getting the momentum back to his favor..
Mark: D putting the boots to Johnson now.. Johnson tries to get to his feet.. D hooks him.. Vertical Suplex plants Johnson. D with a cover.. One……. Kick out by Johnson.
Rhino: Not much of a cover there.
Mark: Johnson slow to his feet.. D with a right, rocking his opponent.. Another right by D, but Johnson is still on his feet.. D off the ropes, but gets caught with a back elbow from Johnson!
Rhino: That caught him good..
Mark: Johnson with another back elbow.. Irish whip into the corner.. D hits hard, Johnson charges in and with a clothesline, rocking D..
Rhino: D came off his feet on that one..
Mark: Johnson follows up with rights, knocking D down into the corner.. Johnson pulls D back to his feet.. Another irish whip into the opposite corner.. D reverses.. Johnson stops himself and catches D with a back elbow as he charges in!
Rhino: Was that a tooth that flew out?
Mark: Johnson with a neckbreaker.. Cover.. One………… Two… D kicks out. Johnson pulling D back up to his feet.. And chops him right across the chest!
Rhino: That was loud.
Mark: D with fires right back with a right! Johnson with a chop, D with a right..
Rhino: Both men going at it.
Mark: D getting the upper hand.. Johnson is against the rope.. D with an irish whip.. Pulls Johnson back and nails him with an elbow.. D goes behind.. German suplex!
Rhino: Johnson got planted!
Mark: D grabbing the legs of Johnson.. Kicks him in the gut.. And now he’s looking for the sharpshooter!
Rhino: Johnson is trying to keep D from hooking it!
Mark: Johnson manages to pull himself to the ropes and the ref is telling D to let go. Johnson getting back to his feet.. D charges and Johnson ducks.. D over the ropes, lands on the apron!
Rhino: Johnson better turn around.
Mark: Johnson does so.. And gets his throat dropped right across the ropes. D back to the arpon and climbs the turnbuckle..
Rhino: Whats D got planned..
Mark: Johnson is slow to his feet.. D with a flying clothesline, taking him down! D with a cover.. One………. Two………. Johnson kicks out.
Rhino: D got close there.
Mark: D getting Johnson back to his feet.. D going for a reverse DDT… Johnson with a punch to the head.. Turns.. Northern Lights Suplex! Cover! One………………. Two…………….. No! D kicks out!
Rhino: Man, that was close! Johnson almost got the win out of nowhere.
Mark: Both men getting back to their feet.. D with a hard right!
Rhino: That shot was wicked..
Mark: D pushes Johnson against the ropes.. Irish whip.. Johnson ducks the clothesline.. D drops to the mat, Johnson goes over.. D back to his feet.. And catches Johnson with a flapjack!
Rhino: He got Johnson high that time.
Mark: D picks Johnson back to his feet.. Kick to the gut.. D hooks Johnson.. Gets him up for a powerbomb! No! Johnson with a sunset flip! Johnson holds onto D as he gets to his feet and pulls him into position.. RAGIN KAY-JUN!
Rhino: He turned it right into a Styles Clash! Amazing!
Mark: He rolls to a pin.. One! Two! Three!
PA Announcer: The winner of the match.. KAYDEN JOHNSON!
Rhino:Kayden Johnson has now picked up his Second Straight Victory… First over Triple H and now over Dangerous D..
Mark:Kayden Johnson wants to be a force to be dealt with here in the EWA and we will see if it comes true… But its now back to the ring for our next contest…
Shawn Michaels vs Kamikaze vs James Dunn
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Tacoma, Washington…Weighing in at 229 Pounds… JAMES DUNN!
(“Welcome Home” plays as James Dunn enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Los Angeles, Ca… Weighing in at 267 Pounds… KAMIKAZE!
(“Here Comes The Boom” plays as Kamikaze enters the arena…)
Mark:The Bell sounds and this match up is underway… Shawn Michaels looks at both Kamikaze and James Dunn and says Show me what you got…
Rhino:Kamikaze and James Dunn look at each other…
Mark:And they both go after Shawn Michaels nailing him with two right hands…Shawn Michaels gets back up on to his feet and he takes a right hand from Kamikaze and now one from James Dunn…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is getting knocked around right now…
Mark:Shawn Michaels staggers to his feet and Kamikaze and James Dunn charge and knock Shawn Michaels over the top rope and to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels cant believe what just happened as he is on the outside of the ring…
Mark:James Dunn now grabs Kamikaze by the headlock and now takes over Kamikaze… James Dunn is now using his legs and applies a head scissors to Kamikaze…
Rhino:Kamikaze is trying to fight his way out of it…
Mark:Kamikaze kicks out of it and is now back up on to his feet… Kamikaze whips James Dunn in to the ropes… Running Enziguri by Kamikaze…
Rhino:He caught him good with that shot…
Mark:Kamikaze covers James Dunn 1……………………2……………. Kickout by James Dunn…
Rhino:James Dunn is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dropkick! By Kamikaze knocking James Dunn to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is back in the ring…
Mark:Shawn Michaels spins Kamikaze and nails him with a hard knife edge chop across the chest… One more chop across the chest of Kamikaze…
Rhino:He is lighting him up…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now whips Kamikaze off in to the ropes… Kamikaze comes off the ropes… Back Body Drop…
Rhino:Kamikaze is staggering back up on to his feet..
Mark:Shawn Michaels scoops him up and slams him straight down to the canvas…Shawn Michaels with a boot right in to the face of Kamikaze…
Rhino:James Dunn is up on the apron…
Mark:Shawn Michaels charges and knocks James Dunn off the apron…
Rhino:James Dunn hits the guardrail hard…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now hooks up Kamikaze and nails him with a vertical suplex as Shawn Michaels goes for the cover 1……………….2…………….Kickout by Kamikaze…
Rhino:Kamikaze is struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels backs him up in to the corner with chops across the chest…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is now setting Kamikaze up on the top rope…
Mark:Superplex! Blocked! As Kamikaze knocks Shawn Michaels off the apron…
Rhino:Kamikaze is now standing on the apron…
Mark:Flipping Leg Drop! From The Top Rope Connects! Right down on to the Heartbreak Kid…
Rhino:Kamikaze could have him right here…
Mark:Kamikaze with the cover 1…………………….2…………………3………NO! Shawn Michaels gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close call right there… On the outside of the ring James Dunn is getting back up on his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels staggers back up on to his feet… Sleeper!
Rhino:Kamikaze is trying to put The Showstopper to rest…
Mark:James Dunn is in the ring and ne nails Kamikaze with a dropkick from behind…
Rhino:That breaks up the Sleeper Hold…
Mark:James Dunn throws Kamikaze out of the ring…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels gets back up on to his feet… James Dunn lifts him up in a Firemans Carry… Gutbuster! By James Dunn…
Rhino:That has to knock the wind right out of Shawn Michaels…
Mark:James Dunn covers Shawn Michaels 1……………………2…………….3……No! Shawn Michaels gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:James Dunn is now waiting for Shawn Michaels to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:James Dunn hooks up Shawn Michaels… Screwdriver! No! Shawn Michaels counters out… James Dunn turns around… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels got all of that kick…
Mark:Shawn Michaels goes for the cover 1…………………..2……………..3………No! Kamikaze comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Kamikaze and Shawn Michaels are now going at it…
Mark:Kamikaze whips Shawn Michaels off in to the ropes… Shawn Michaels comes off the ropes… Flying Forearm!
Rhino:Vintage HBK right there…
Mark:Shawn Michaels Nips back up… Kamikaze is staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is starting to get in to a groove…
Mark:Atomic Drop! By Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Kamikaze spins around…
Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels just knocked out Kamikaze…
Mark:Dark Demon and Gravedigger just ran down to ringside…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels sees both men and is now distracted…
Mark:Shawn Michaels had Kamikaze beat with the kick…
Rhino:James Dunn is back up on to his feet…
Mark:James Dunn dumps Shawn Michaels over the top rope and to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Dark Demon and Gravedigger smile at one another after causing the distraction…
Mark:Kamikaze is staggering back up on to his feet… James Dunn hooks him up… THE RAINER SPECIAL! NO! Countered… Kamikaze hooks him up… KAMIKAZE DEATH DROP!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Kamikaze covers James Dunn 1……………………..2……………….3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner KAMIKAZE!
Rhino:Kamikaze picks up the victory here tonight at Dismember…
Mark:The Pac distracted HBK and took him out of this contest… And it allowed Kamikaze to pick up the victory…As it is now time to determine who is the Number One Contender for the EWA Womens Title with an Eight Women Battle Royal…
Eight Women Battle Royal For the Number One Contendership for the EWA Womens Championship
Maryse Ouellet,Lita,Gail Kim,Hazel Brown,Awesome Kong,Amanda Davis,Victoria Mitchell & Torrie Wilson
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Eight Women Battle Royal for the Number One Contendership for the EWA Womens Championship…Now introducing the Women involved… Already in the Ring… MARYSE OUELLET… LITA… GAIL KIM… HAZEL BROWN… AWESOME KONG… AMANDA DAVIS…TORRIE WILSON… AND VICTORIA MITCHELL!
Mark:And here we go… All Eight Women in the ring fighting to be the Number One Contender for the EWA Womens Championship…
Rhino:Lita and Gail Kim are doing battle right now in the corner…
Mark:Torrie Wilson is trying to get Maryse Ouellet over the top rope… As Maryse Ouellet is trying to hang on the best that she can…
Rhino:Awesome King and Amanda Davis are face to face in the center of the ring…
Mark:Those two women had a war last week and now they are going at it again…
Rhino:Neither women wants to give an inch…
Mark:Victoria Mitchell just dropped Hazel Brown on the top rope…
Rhino:Hazel Brown is just hanging there right now…
Mark:Victoria Mitchell uses the ropes to knock Hazel Brown out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Hazel Brown has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Awesome Kong is trying to dump Amanda Davis over the top rope…
Mark:Big elbow by Amanda Davis as she knocks Awesome Kong off of her and is now able to get back to a vertical base…
Rhino:Gail Kim is on the verge of going over the top rope…
Mark:Gail Kim kicks Lita in the head and is now back in the ring…
Rhino:Torrie Wilson almost has Maryse Ouellet out of the ring…
Mark:From behind Awesome Kong comes over and dumps both Torrie Wilson and Maryse Ouellet out of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Torrie Wilson and Maryse Ouellet Have Been Eliminated!
Rhino:We are down to five women now…
Mark:Look up at the ramp…
Rhino:Its the EWA Womens Champion Morgan Alvertez… She must be scouting the talent who could be coming after her if she retains the gold later on tonight…
Mark:Amanda Davis is now trying to sneak up behind Awesome Kong and tries to dump her out of the ring…
Rhino:Victoria Mitchell just grabbed Gail Kim by the hair…
Mark:Victoria Mitchell has Gail Kim up in the air in a Press Slam… Press Slam and Gail Kim has been dropped to the outside of the ring by Victoria Mitchell…
Pa Announcer:Gail Kim Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:We are down to Four…
Mark:Lita is going up against some Big Women right here…
Rhino:Lita charges at Victoria Mitchell…
Mark:Litacanranna! No! Victoria Mitchell blocks! And she dumps Lita over the top rope and to the outside of the ring…
Pa Announcer:Lita Has Been Eliminated…
Mark:Amanda Davis and Awesome Kong are still gong at it by the ropes…
Rhino:Both want to eliminate the other…
Mark:Victoria Mitchell with a full head of steam… And she gets underneath both Awesome Kong and Amanda Davis and both Women get knocked over the top rope and have been Eliminated…This one Is Over!
Pa Announcer:Here is you winner VICTORIA MITCHELL!
Rhino:Victoria Mitchell is the New Number One Contender for the EWA Womens Championship…
Mark:Victoria Mitchell will be watching closely when Morgan Alvertez defends the EWA Womens Championship against Jenna Valentine later on tonight… But right now its time to determine The Number One Contenders for the EWA Tag Team Titles…
Number One Contenders Match for the EWA Tag Team Titles
Voodoo Kin Mafia vs Motor City Machine Guns
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall and is for the Number One Contendership for the EWA Tag Team Titles… Introducing first… Accompanied to the ring by Roxxi Laveaux… Weighing in at a Combined Weight of 529 Pounds… BG and Kip James… THE VOODOO KIN MAFIA!
(“Bounty Hunters” plays as The Voodoo Kin Mafia enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… From Detroit, Michigan… Weighing in at a Combined Weight of 435 Pounds… Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley… THE MOTOR CITY MACHINE GUNS!
(“1967” plays as as the Motor City Machine Guns enter the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… It will be Chris Sabin starting things out with Kip James… Kip James locks up with Chris Sabin… Kip James goes behind Chris Sabin… Chris Sabin now goes behind Kip James…
Rhino:Both men are trying to get the early advantage…
Mark:Kip James goes for an elbow… Chris Sabin ducks and spins Kip James around… Northern Lights Suplex with a Bridge! 1…………………..2…………….Kickout by Kip James…
Rhino:Kip James is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Chris Sabin with right hands to the jaw of Kip James… Chris Sabin whips Kip James off in to the ropes… Reversal by Kip James… Chris Sabin comes off the ropes… Flap Jack! No! Countered in to a DDT by Chris Sabin… Sabin goes for another cover 1……………..2……………Kickout by Kip James…
Rhino:Kip James is backing up in to the corner and is talking things over with BG James…
Mark:Chris Sabin has been one step quicker than Kip James thus far…
Rhino:BG James now gets the tag from Kip James…
Mark:Chris Sabin charges at BG James… BG James ducks the clothesline from Chris Sabin and now nails Chris Sabin with a couple of hard right hands and a couple of jabs right in to the jaw…
Rhino:BG James is just peppering him with shots…
Mark:BG James scoops up Chris Sabin and slams him straight down to the canvas… BG James comes off the ropes and drops the leg right down to Chris Sabin… BG James with a cover 1……………….2…………Kickout by Chris Sabin…
Rhino:Chris Sabin is now slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:BG James is now holding open Chris Sabin as he tags back in Kip James… Big kick right to the midsection by Kip James…
Rhino:Kip James is now putting the boots to Chris Sabin…
Mark:Kip James picks up Chris Sabin and whips him off in to the ropes… Tilt a Whirl Slam! Driving Chris Sabin to the mat…Kip James goes for the cover 1………………..2………….. Kickout by Chris Sabin…
Rhino:You can see that Alex Shelley wants to get back in to this match up…
Mark:Chris Sabin is struggling to get back up on to his feet… Kip James lifts him up high in the air with a Military Press…
Rhino:Where is he going to drop him?
Mark:Alex Shelley hits the ring and dropkicks Kip James… Chris Sabin falls down on to Kip James for the cover 1…………………2………….Kickout by Kip James…
Rhino:Chris Sabin tags in Alex Shelley…
Mark:The Motor City Machine Guns whip Kip James off in to the ropes… Double Dropkick!
Rhino:Nice Double Dropkick right there…
Mark:Alex Shelley with the cover 1…………………….2……………….Kickout again by Kip James…
Rhino:Kip James is pulling himself back up on to his feet…
Mark:Alex Shelley whips Kip James off in to the ropes… Shelley springs off the other side and scores with a Back Elbow… Alex Shelley goes for another cover 1……………………2……………….3…No! Kip James gets his shoulder up again…
Rhino:Alex Shelley is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Frog Splash! Missed! As Kip James rolls out of the way…
Rhino:Kip James tags in BG James…
Mark:Alex Shelley staggers back up on to his feet…BG James kicks Alex Shelley in the midsection… Piledriver!
Rhino:Alex Shelley was just dropped right on his head…
Mark:BG James goes for the cover 1…………………….2…………….3………No! Alex Shelley gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:BG James is now waiting for Alex Shelley to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:BG James hooks up Alex Shelley… PUMP HANDLE DROP!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:BG James hooks the leg 1………………….2……………3…….NO! Chris Sabin comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:The Voodoo Kin Mafia were a half a second away from becoming Number One Contenders…
Mark:BG James tags in Kip James…
Rhino:Kip James is waiting for Alex Shelley to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Kip James charges… FAMEASSER! NO! Alex Shelley moves… Shelley spins Kip James around… Superkick! By Alex Shelley…
Rhino:Alex Shelley needs to make a tag right now…
Mark:Chris Sabin gets the tag…
Rhino:So does BG James…
Mark:BG James charges at Chris Sabin… Chris Sabin ducks the clothesline… Enziguri by Chris Sabin…
Rhino:BG James is dazed on his feet right now…
Mark:Sabinizer! By Chris Sabin…
Rhino:BG James is in trouble…
Mark:Chris Sabin goes for the cover 1……………………2…………3……..No! Kip James comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Alex Shelley is back in to the ring…
Mark:Kip James whips Alex Shelley off in to the ropes… Press Slam! No! Countered… Reverse DDT! By Alex Shelley…
Rhino:Kip James staggers up on to his feet near the ropes…
Mark:Alex Shelley clothesline Kip James to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:From behind BG James nails Alex Shelley and he dumps him to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Chris Sabin spins BG James around… Big Jabs by BG James…
Rhino:He is peppering Chris Sabin…
Mark:A little Shake… Rattle… No Roll! As Chris Sabin ducks the big right hand…
Rhino:Chris Sabin is now setting up BG James…
Mark:CRADLE SHOCK! NO! Kip James comes back in to the ring and nails him with a clothesline…
Rhino:Chris Sabin staggers back up…
Mark:FAMEASSER! BG James falls on top of Chris Sabin 1………………….2…………..3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners the VOODOO KIN MAFIA!
Rhino:The Voodoo Kin Mafia are now the Number One Contenders for the EWA Tag Team Titles…
Mark:BG James and Kip James are now face to face with the Motor City Machine Guns and they shake hands in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Good Sportsmanship shown by the Voodoo Kin Mafia…
Mark:Its now time to determine a Number One Contender for the EWA Television Championship…In the Six Pack Challenge…
Six Pack Challenge for the Number One Contendership for the EWA Television Championship
Jamie Conwell vs William Steele vs Trig vs Billy The Kid vs Kurt Angle vs Paul Montouri
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Six Pack Challenge and is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Pittsburgh, Pa… Weighing in at 250 Pounds… KURT ANGLE!
(“Medal” plays as Kurt Angle enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Las Vegas, Nv… Weighing in at 255 Pounds… JAMIE CONWELL!
(“Not Falling” plays as Jamie Conwell enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Dallas, Texas… Wehjing in at 276 Pounds… BILLY THE KID!
(“Wild Wild West” plays as Billy The Kid enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Los Angeles, Ca… Weighing in at 246 Pounds… TRIG!
(“Interlude Pt1” plays as Trig enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Nashville, Tn… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… Representing The Wolfpac… WILLIAM STEELE!
(“Whispers” plays as Steele enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Long Island, Ny… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… PAUL MONTOURI!
(“Rengeade” plays as Paul Montouri enters the arena…)
Mark:The referee calls for the bell and this match up is underway…
Rhino:Six Men… One Title Shot… One Pinfall… This should be real interesting…
Mark:The winner will fight for the EWA Television Championship Next Week…Trig nails Paul Montouri with right hands and now whips him off in to the ropes… Spin Heel Kick!
Rhino:Kurt Angle and William Steele are going at it right now…
Mark:Kurt Angle with big right hands to William Steele… Kurt Angle goes behind Steele… German Suplex!
Rhino:Nice Suplex by Kurt Angle…
Mark:Billy The Kid just sent Jamie Conwell in to the corner… Jamie Conwell comes staggering out of the corner and Billy The Kid connects with a Tilt a Whirl Slam! Billy The Kid goes for the first cover of the match 1…………………………2……………. Kurt Angle breaks it up…
Rhino:I think we are going to see a lot of breaks up in this match up…
Mark:Trig has Paul Montouri hooked up… Double Arm DDT! Trig goes for the cover 1…………………..2…………Billy The Kid breaks it up…
Rhino:Steele just nailed Jamie Conwell with an uppercut and it knocked him through the ropes and Steele is going out after Jamie Conwell…
Mark:Paul Montouri is back up on to his feet… Kurt Angle nails him with straight right hands and backs him up in to the corner…
Rhino:Kurt Angle has him setup on the top rope…
Mark:Kurt Angle climbs the ropes… Belly to Belly Superplex!
Rhino:What a move by Kurt Angle…
Mark:Trig takes advantage and covers Paul Montouri 1…………………………2………………..Kurt Angle breaks it up…
Rhino:Trig and Kurt Angle are now face to face in the center of the ring…
Mark:Kurt Angle charges with a clothesline… Trig ducks… Powerslam! Trig goes right for the cover 1…………………….2………………….. Kurt Angle kicks out…
Rhino:Billy The Kid is on the top rope…
Mark:Flying Leg Drop! Right down on to Paul Montouri… Billy The Kid goes for the cover 1……………………..2………….. Trig breaks it up…
Rhino:Trig just threw Billy The Kid to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Jamie Conwell just sent Steele in to the Steel Guardrail… Big Clothesline by Jamie Conwell…
Rhino:Steele is in trouble on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Kurt Angle gets back up on to his feet…The Bullet Theory!
Rhino:Trig could have Kurt Angle right here…
Mark:Trig with the cover 1………………………….2…………………3………..NO! Jamie Conwell comes back in to the ring and breaks it up…
Rhino:Jamie Conwell is now nailing Trig with right hands…
Mark:Trig gets sent in to the ropes..Jamie Conwell comes off the ropes… Flying Shoulder Block!
Rhino:Jamie Conwell is now heading up to the top rope…
Mark:Steele has rolled back in to the ring and shakes the ropes…
Rhino:Steele is now climbing the corner…
Mark:Steele has him hooked…
Rhino:Billy The Kid is back in the ring…
Mark:Billy The Kid now has Steele set up… TOWER OF DOOM!
Rhino:Steele and Jamie Conwell hit the mat hard after the Tower of Doom…
Mark:Billy The Kid covers Jamie Conwell 1………………………2………………3………NO! Paul Montouri comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Paul Montouri is now setting up Billy The Kid…
Mark:EYE OPENER!
Rhino:He could have him right here and now…
Mark:Paul Montouri with the cover 1………………………………..2……………3………NO! Trig comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Trig is now setting up Paul Montouri…
Mark:PULL THE TRIGGER!
Rhino:He caught him good with that shot…
Mark:Trig with the cover 1……………………….2…………………3………NO! Steele breaks it up…
Rhino:Steele is now hooking up Trig…
Mark:THE BESSEMER PROCESS! Steele with the cover 1……………………….2…………….3………..NO! Jamie Conwell breaks it up…
Rhino:Nearfall after Nearfall… This is Intense…
Mark:William Steele gets spun around… THE FINAL ANSWER!
Rhino:Jamie Conwell got all of that…
Mark:From Behind… ANGLE SLAM!
Rhino:Kurt Angle just snuck in with that Angle Slam…
Mark:Kurt Angle with the cover 1…………………..2……………….3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner KURT ANGLE!
Rhino:Kurt Angle is now the Number One Contender for the EWA Television Championship…
Mark:Kurt Angle will meet the winner of John Cena and Adam Syndal later on tonight… But it is now time for our First Championship Match of the Evening…
EWA Total Impact Championship Match
Lance Hoyt vs Jason Phoenix
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for One Fall and is for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing first… From Hearne, Texas… Weighing in 290 Pounds… LANCE HOYT!
(Lance Hoyt’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 246 Pounds…Representing The Power Trip… JASON PHOENIX!
(“Violence Fetish” plays as Jason Phoenix enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Jason Phoenix and Lance Hoyt face to face in the ring…
Rhino:The winner of this match up will be the first EWA Total Impact Champion in Five Years…
Mark:Jason Phoenix nails Lance Hoyt with straight right hands… Lance Hoyt comes back with a couple of right hands of his own and shoves Jason Phoenix backwards…
Rhino:Jason Phoenix is now charging at Lance Hoyt…
Mark:Lance Hoyt ducks the clothesline… Hoyt turns around and Phoenix kicks him right in the midsection… Swinging Neckbreaker…
Rhino:Phoenix missed the clothesline but connected with the neckbreaker…
Mark:Jason Phoenix is now putting the boots to the legs of Lance Hoyt…
Rhino:He wants to weaken the legs of the big man Lance Hoyt…
Mark:Jason Phoenix goes for the Spinning Toe Hold… Lance Hoyt counters and pushes him with his foot in to the ropes…
Rhino:Lance Hoyt is back up on his feet…
Mark:Jason Phoenix comes charging… Lance Hoyt gets him up in the air and drops him with a Side Walk Slam!
Rhino:He drops him right in to the mat…
Mark:Lance Hoyt is now bringing Jason Phoenix to the corner and is sticking his boot underneath the throat of Jason Phoenix…
Rhino:He is trying to choke the life out of Jason Phoenix right now…
Mark:Lance Hoyt pulls Jason Phoenix out of the corner… Chokeslam!
Rhino:He drilled him straight in to the canvas…
Mark:Lance Hoyt is now in control as he now goes to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Lance Hoyt pulls a crutch out from underneath the ring…
Mark:Jason Phoenix is staggering up on to his feet… Lance Hoyt swings the Crutch… Jason Phoenix ducks the Crutch and now grabs it from Lance Hoyt and Jason Phoenix nails Lance Hoyt right in the back of the leg with the Crutch…
Rhino:He caught him good with the crutch…
Mark:One more time with the Crutch as he breaks it across the leg of Lance Hoyt…
Rhino:Lance Hoyt is in some pain at the moment…
Mark:Jason Phoenix is now hooking up Lance Hoyt… Figure Four!
Rhino:Lance Hoyt is now trying to get to the ropes…
Mark:The longer the hold stays on the more damage that is being done to the knee of Lance Hoyt…
Rhino:Lance Hoyt gets to the ropes and the hold must be broken now…
Mark:Lance Hoyt is limping around the ring as he gets back up on to his feet… Running Dropkick by Jason Phoenix taking out the leg of Lance Hoyt again…
Rhino:Lance Hoyt is holding on to his left leg at the moment…
Mark:Jason Phoenix pulls him back in to the center of the ring… Single Leg Boston Crab!
Rhino:He is really sitting back and driving all of his wait on to the knee of Lance Hoyt…
Mark:Lance Hoyt is trying to pull himself to the ropes…
Rhino:He is getting close…
Mark:Jason Phoenix pulls him back in to the center of the ring…
Rhino:This could be it right here…
Mark:Lance Hoyt is on the verge of to tapping out as he tries to crawl to the ropes…
Rhino:The referee is asking him…
Mark:Lance Hoyt says no as he reaches out and grabs the ropes…
Rhino:Jason Phoenix knows the damage has been done as he is now going to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Jason Phoenix is introducing a Steel Chair in to this match up…
Rhino:Lance Hoyt is using the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Jason Phoenix charges at Lance Hoyt…Hoyt ducks and pulls down the top rope and Jason Phoenix goes flying over the top rope and to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Lance Hoyt rolls to the outside of the ring and is limping around…
Mark:Lance Hoyt picks up Jason Phoenix and rams him hard in to the steel steps…
Rhino:Lance Hoyt is now trying to pick up the steel steps…
Mark:Jason Phoenix staggers up on to his feet… Lance Hoyt nails Jason Phoenix right in the head with the Steel Steps…
Rhino:Jason Phoenix has been busted open…
Mark:Lance Hoyt now rolls Jason Phoenix back in to the ring…
Rhino:The referee is asking Jason Phoenix if he gives up…
Mark:Jason Phoenix shakes his head no… Lance Hoyt limps back in to the ring and has the steel chair…
Rhino:Jason Phoenix is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Lance Hoyt throws the chair at Jason Phoenix… BIG BOOT IN TO THE CHAIR!
Rhino:That had to knock out Jason Phoenix…
Mark:The referee is checking on Jason Phoenix…
Rhino:Lance Hoyt really caught him good with the Big Boot…
Mark:The referee says Jason Phoenix can still go…Lance Hoyt rolls to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Lance Hoyt has Trash Can…
Mark:Jason Phoenix staggers up on to his feet… Big Lance Hoyt nails him right in the face with the Trash Can…
Rhino:Jason Phoenix looks to be out of it…
Mark:The referee checks on him again and he can still go…
Rhino:Lance Hoyt is doing everything he can to become the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:Lance Hoyt is now dragging Jason Phoenix to the corner and has him proped up in the corner…
Rhino:Lance Hoyt now wedges the Trash Can in between the ropes…
Mark:Big Lance Hoyt is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:He is going for it all right here and now…
Mark:Lance Hoyt is up… COAST TO COAST! BLASTER KICK! MISSED!
Rhino:Jason Phoenix moved out of the way and Lance Hoyt got nothing but Dropkick…
Mark:Lance Hoyt is now holding his left leg…
Rhino:He did more damage to that leg when he missed the Blaster Kick…
Mark:Jason Phoenix is dragging him in to the center of the ring… INDIAN DEATH LOCK!
Rhino:Lance Hoyt is screaming in pain…
Mark:Jason Phoenix continues to apply pressure…
Rhino:Lance Hoyt is trapped in the center of the ring…
Mark:Lance Hoyt is trying to turn him over…
Rhino:He almost has him over…
Mark:Jason Phoenix turns it back over… LANCE HOYT TAPS OUT!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA Total Impact Champion JASON PHOENIX!
Rhino:Jason Phoenix is walking out of November 2 Dismember a Champion…
Mark:The Power Trip is really holding a lot of gold right now… Will they continue to hold the EWA Womens Title… Lets find out right now…
EWA Womens Championship Match
Morgan Alvertez(c) vs Jenna Valentine
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall and is for the EWA Womens Championship… Introducing First… The Challenger…From Huntington Beach, Ca…Weighing in at 110 Pounds… Representing Shock N Awe…JENNA VALENTINE!
(“Headstrong” plays as Jenna Valentine enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her Opponent… From Tampa, Florida… Weighing in at 95 Pounds… Representing The Power Trip… The EWA Womens Champion… MORGAN ALVERTEZ!
(“Bitch” plays as Morgan Alvertez enters the arena…)
Mark:The referee calls for the bell and this match up is underway… Jenna Valentine gets right up in to the face of Morgan Alvertez…
Rhino:Morgan Alvertez is backing away from Jenna Valentine…
Mark:Jenna Valentine goes right after the throat of Morgan Alvertez as Morgan Alvertez ducks between the ropes and the referee has to step in and break it up…
Rhino:Morgan Alvertez is fighting for the first time since winning the EWA Womens Championship…
Mark:Both woman lock up now in the center of the ring… Morgan Alvertez goes behind Jenna Valentine… Back Elbow by Jenna Valentine… Morgan Alvertez is turning around and Jenna Valentine takes her over with a hip toss..
Rhino:Morgan Alvertez is staggering up on to her feet…
Mark:Jenna Valentine now scoops up Morgan Alvertez and slams her straight down to the canvas… Jenna Valentine goes for a cover 1……………….2…………… Morgan Alvertez kicks out…
Rhino:Jenna Valentine is now lining her up…
Mark:Running Leg Drop! Right down on to the EWA Womens Champion…
Rhino:Jenna Valentine hasnt made any friends along the way as you can see some of the women that she has offended along the way watching on at the monitor in the backstage area… Which includes the like of Gail Kim and Amanda Davis…
Mark:Right now they are watching as Jenna Valentine goes for the cover on Morgan Alvertez 1…………………2………….Kickout again by Morgan Alvertez…
Rhino:Morgan Alvertez is now trying to get back up on to her feet in the corner…
Mark:Jenna Valentine charges in at the corner… Morgan Alvertez gets her feet up right in the face of Jenna Valentine…
Rhino:Morgan is up on the middle rope…
Mark:Jenna Valentine turns around and Morgan Alvertez scores with a Double Axe Handle Shot taking down Jenna Valentine…
Rhino:Morgan Alvertez got her good with that shot…
Mark:Morgan Alvertez now covers Jenna Valentine 1………………….2……………. Kickout by Jenna Valentine…
Rhino:What is Morgan doing now?
Mark:Morgan Alvertez is standing on the hair of Jenna Valentine and is now pulling up on the arms of Jenna…
Rhino:Look at the pain on the face of Jenna Valentine…
Mark:Big Kick right to the face by the EWA Womens Champion…
Rhino:Morgan Alvertez is now picking up her Challenger…
Mark:Dragon Sleeper! Now being applied by the EWA Womens Champion…
Rhino:Jenna Valentine is trying to fight her way out of it…
Mark:Jenna is trying to over power… She is escaping…Dragon Sleeper… Countered! Backslide by Jenna Valentine 1…………………2…………….3……..No! Morgan Alvertez kicks out…
Rhino:Jenna Valentine was so close to picking up the victory…
Mark:Both women are back up on their feet… Both women charge and they collide in the center of the ring and now both are down on the canvas…
Rhino:Both women want to be the EWA Womens Champion and they are showing it right here…
Mark:Morgan Alvertez is staggering up on to her feet…
Rhino:Jenna is up as well…
Mark:Morgan goes for a clothesline… Jenna Ducks… Jawbreaker!
Rhino:Morgan Alvertez is staggering around…
Mark:Hurricanranna! With a Pin! By Jenna Valentine 1…………………..2……………….3…………..SHE KICKS OUT!
Rhino:So Close right there for Jenna Valentine…
Mark:Morgan Alvertez is staggering back up… Jenna Valentine hooks up Morgan Alvertez… Suplex! Countered… School Girl! 1………………….2……………….3……….NO! Jenna Valentine kicks out…
Rhino:Both women back up again…
Mark:Morgan Alvertez goes for a kick to the midsection… Jenna Valentine blocks and spins her around… Neckbreaker! Jenna Valentine goes for the cover again 1…………………..2……………3……..NO! Morgan Alvertez gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:The Asian Invasion have now started to walk down to the ring right now…
Mark:They are watching closely what is going on…
Rhino:Jenna Valentine just looked over and said watch this…
Mark:Jenna Valentine shoves Morgan Alvertez… SO CAL SLAP! NO! Ducked! By Morgan Alvertez… Alvertez spins Jenna Valentine around… TOTAL IMPACT!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Morgan Alvertez with the cover 1…………………..2………………3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Womens Champion MORGAN ALVERTEZ!
Rhino:Morgan Alvertez retains the EWA Womens Title here tonight at November 2 Dismember…
Mark:Jenna Valentine got too cocky and it cost her the victory here tonight…
Rhino:Its the back of the line for Jenna Valentine…
Mark:Morgan Alvertez is still the EWA Womens Champion… As Jenna Valentine walks past some of the women she has offened over the last few weeks…
Rhino:They were happy to see what went down here tonight…
Mark:Right now its time to find out if the Wolfpac can recapture the EWA Tag Team Titles inside the Flaming Cell…
EWA Tag Team Championship Flaming Cell Match
Christian Taylor & Mike Smith(c) vs The Wolfpac
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the FLAMING CELL MATCH and is for the EWA Tag Team Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers…Weighing in at a Combined Weighing on 635 Pounds… Representing The Wolfpac…The Team of GRAVEDIGGER & DARK DEMON!
(“Wolfpac” plays as Gravedigger and Dark Demon enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their Opponents…Representing The Power Trip…Weighing in at 440 Pounds.. The EWA Tag Team Champions…The Team of MIKE SMITH and CHRISTIAN TAYLOR!
(“Prayer” plays as Mike Smith and Christian Taylor enter the arena…)
Mark:And here we go… All Four Men are in the ring at the same time…
Rhino:The Normal Hell in a Cell has been lit on fire and its going to get real hot down in that ring…
Mark:Christian Taylor nails Dark Demon with right hands… Dark Demon shoves him backwards and knocks him off of his feet…
Rhino:Christian Taylor gets right back up…
Mark:Mike Smith just got backdropped by Gravedigger but Mike Smith lands on the apron…
Rhino:Gravedigger is turning around…
Mark:Springboard Clothesline! By Mike Smith…
Rhino:Dark Demon just slammed Christian Taylor down to the canvas…
Mark:Mike Smith is mounting Gravedigger and is hammering him with right hands…
Rhino:Christian Taylor is staggering up on to his feet right now by the ropes…
Mark:Dark Demon charges with a Big Boot… Christian Taylor ducks and Dark Demon gets caught on the top rope…
Rhino:What is Christian Taylor going to do…
Mark:Springboard Dropkick! Knocking Dark Demon to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Dark Demon landed close to the flames…
Mark:Gravedigger is trying to get back up on to his feet… Christian Taylor and Mike Smith whip him off in to the ropes… Double Dropkick! By the EWA Tag Team Champions…
Rhino:Nice Double Team Move right there…
Mark:Christian Taylor covers Gravedigger 1……………………..2…………………Kickout by Gravedigger…
Rhino:Dark Demon is getting back up on to his feet on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Incoming! Mike Smith dives through the ropes… Dark Demon Moves! And Mike Smith goes head first in to the Cell…
Rhino:He just went face first in to the flames…
Mark:Mike Smith used his arms to cover his face but he still went in to the flames…
Rhino:Which cant be good for anyone…
Mark:Gravedigger is back up in the corner… Christian Taylor charges… Shinning Wizard!
Rhino:Gravedigger is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Christian Taylor scores with a DDT! Christian Taylor covers Gravedigger 1………………….2……………3…….No! Dark Demon comes in to the ring and breaks it up…
Rhino:Dark Demon now is picking up Christian Taylor…
Mark:Death Valley Driver! By Dark Demon… Dark Demon covers him 1……………………2………………….Kickout by Christian Taylor…
Rhino:Mike Smith is now starting to get back up on to his feet on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Gravedigger and Dark Demon now whip Christian Taylor off in to the ropes… Double Spinebuster! By The Woflpac…
Rhino:Nice Double Team move right there…
Mark:Dark Demon now covers Christian Taylor again 1………………………2………………3……..No! Christian Taylor gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close call right there…
Mark:Mike Smith just pulled Gravedigger out of the ring…
Rhino:Mike Smith is really opening up on Gravedigger with right hands…
Mark:Mike Smith rams Gravedigger’s head in to the steel steps…
Rhino:Dark Demon is now waiting for Christian Taylor to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Christian Taylor is slow getting up…
Rhino:Gravedigger is dazed on the outside of the ring right now…
Mark:Superkick! By Mike Smith! Knocking Gravedigger backwards right in to the cell…
Rhino:Gravedigger went back first in to the flames…
Mark:Christian Taylor is back up on to his feet… Dark Demon sets him up… Sitdown Powerbomb!
Rhino:That’s Gotta Be It…
Mark:Dark Demon with the cover 1………………………2……………….3……………NO! Mike Smith comes in with a Steel Chair and breaks it up…
Rhino:He nailed Dark Demon right across the back with that Chair Shot…
Mark:Dark Demon right now is staggering back up on to his feet…Mike Smith nails him in the midsection with that Steel Chair…
Rhino:Christian Taylor is back up…
Mark:Mike Smith and Christian Taylor have him setup… Double DDT! By The Power Trip…
Rhino:They could have Dark Demon right here and now…
Mark:Mike Smith covers Dark Demon 1…………………………2…………………3……..No! Dark Demon gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close call right there…
Mark:Christian Taylor lays a chair out on to Dark Demon…
Rhino:Mike Smith is heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Mike Smith is going to Fly! No! Gravedigger shoves him off the top rope and he goes flying in to the Cell…
Rhino:Christian Taylor now picks up that chair and charges at Gravedigger…
Mark:Gravedigger drops off the apron and drops him across the top rope…
Rhino:Christian Taylor is staggering around…
Mark:Dark Demon is back up on to his feet… Dark Demon has him setup… DEATHDROP!
Rhino:That’s it… We are going to have new EWA Tag Team Champions…
Mark:Dark Demon with the cover 1……………………..2…………………………….
(Lights Go Out)
Rhino:What the hell happened to the lights…
Mark:I have no idea…
(Green Light Flashing and the Words Are You Ready are Heard in the Arena)
Rhino:What the hell…
(Lights Come Back On)
Mark:Dark Demon is down on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Gravedigger is knocked out in the ring…
Mark:Mike Smith is now on the top rope… EXTREME SPLASH!
Rhino:He got all of that splash…
Mark:Mike Smith is now lifting him up off the mat… CLEANSED! By Christian Taylor!
Rhino:The Wolfpac is out cold…
Mark:Christian Taylor covers Mike Smith 1……………………..2………………3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners and still EWA Tag Team Champions MIKE SMITH AND CHRISTIAN TAYLOR!
Rhino:The Wolfpac had the EWA Tag Team Titles Won but then all of sudden the lights went out and when they came back on they were knocked out…
Mark:From the sound of it… DX played apart in what happened… But who knows… Right now its time for the EWA Television Championship Contest…
EWA Television Championship Falls Count Anywhere Match
Adam Syndal(c) vs John Cena
Pa Announcer:This next contest is FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE and is for the EWA Television Championship… Introducing first… From West Newbury, Mass… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… JOHN CENA!
(“The Time Is Now” plays as John Cena enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Tampa, Florida… Weighing in at 255 Pounds… The EWA Television Champion… Representing Shock N Awe… ADAM SYNDAL!
(“Defeatist” plays as Adam Syndal enters the arena…)
Mark:John Cena isnt waiting for Adam Syndal to get in the ring as goes right after him on the entrance way…
Rhino:They are trading shots back and forth right now…
Mark:Big right hand by John Cena knocking down the EWA Television Champion…
Rhino:Adam Syndal is getting back up…
Mark:Hip Toss by John Cena right down on to the entrance ramp and Adam Syndal is now rolling down the ramp…
Rhino:John Cena is going right after The EWA Television Champion…
Mark:Adam Syndal is back up on his feet… Cena charges and takes him down with a clothesline… On the outside of the ring John Cena goes for a cover 1……………..2……….Kickout by Adam Syndal…
Rhino:Adam Syndal is struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:John Cena whips Adam Syndal in to the steel guard rail…
Rhino:Here comes Cena…
Mark:John Cena charges with a clothesline… Adam Syndal ducks and back drops John Cena over the guardrail and in to the crowd…
Rhino:Adam Syndal is now climbing in to the crowd right now…
Mark:John Cena gets back up on his feet and Adam Syndal charges and takes him down with a clothesline…
Rhino:Adam Syndal now picks up a steel chair…
Mark:John Cena is getting back up and Adam Syndal lays out John Cena with the steel chair…
Rhino:He caught him square in the head with that shot…
Mark:Adam Syndal now covers John Cena in the crowd 1……………………….2………………..3…No! John Cena kicks out…
Rhino:Adam Syndal is now dragging John Cena through the crowd…
Mark:Adam Syndal now kicks John Cena in the midsection… Piledriver on to the Concrete!
Rhino:John Cena looks out of it…
Mark:Adam Syndal with the cover 1……………………..2……………..3…….No! John Cena gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close call right there…
Mark:John Cena looks to be out on his feet as he is staggering around…Running Superkick by Adam Syndal knocking John Cena over the guardrail and back in to the ringside area…
Rhino:John Cena is really in trouble now…
Mark:Adam Syndal is standing on the Guardrail… Leg Drop! By Adam Syndal right down on to John Cena… Adam Syndal goes for another cover 1……………………..2………………3……..No! John Cena gets his shoulder up again…
Rhino:Adam Syndal is now looking for a steel chair…
Mark:John Cena is trying to crawl back up on to his feet… Adam Syndal charges with the chair… Cena moves… Drop Toe Hold by Cena…
Rhino:Adam Syndal goes face first in to the chair…
Mark:STFU! John Cena has the STFU Locked in on Adam Syndal…
Rhino:There is no ropes for Adam Syndal to grab on to…
Mark:We could be looking at a new EWA Television Champion right here…
Rhino:Adam Syndal is trying to fight his way out of it…
Mark:Adam Syndal with a back elbow and is able to break it up…
Rhino:Adam Syndal is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:John Cena is getting back up on to his feet as well… Adam Syndal goes for a right hand… John Cena blocks and nails Adam Syndal with a big right hand…
Rhino:John Cena is now behind Adam Syndal…
Mark:Spin Out Powerbomb! John Cena goes right for the cover 1………………….2………………3…..No! Adam Syndal gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:John Cena is now rolling Adam Syndal in to the ring…
Mark:This is the first time they are in the ring here in this match up…
Rhino:Adam Syndal is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:John Cena whips Adam Syndal hard in to the corner… Adam Syndal staggers out… Flying Shoulder Block! John Cena covers Adam Syndal again 1…………………..2………………3…….No! Adam Syndal kicks out…
Rhino:Adam Syndal is now pulling himself up to his feet by the ropes…
Mark:John Cena runs behind him…Throwback! No! Syndal ducks out of the way…
Rhino:John Cena is getting back up on to his feet after missing the Throwback…
Mark:Adam Syndal with a kick to the midsection… Running Sitdown Powerbomb!
Rhino:This could be it right here…
Mark:Adam Syndal with the pin 1………………….2………………3…………….. ITS NOT OVER! As John Cena gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Adam Syndal thought he had him right there…
Mark:John Cena is now the one in trouble as he tries to pull himself back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Adam Syndal has him lined up…
Mark:Kick to the midsection… SYNDROME!
Rhino:That’s It… Adam Syndal Retains…
Mark:Heres the cover 1……………………….2………………3………………..ITS NOT OVER! As John Cena gets his foot on the rope…
Rhino:Adam Syndal can not believe it…
Mark:Adam Syndal now picks up John Cena and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhno:Adam Syndal is now climbing up to the top rope…
Mark:Syndal is going to fly… CORKSCREW MOONSAULT! MISSED!
Rhino:John Cena rolled out of the way…
Mark:Adam Syndal is now staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:John Cena is back up as well…
Mark:John Cena gets him up on his shoulders… FU! NO! Adam Syndal lands on his feet… Kick to the midsection… SYNDROME! NO! Cena blocks… Cena puts him up on his shoulders… FU!
Rhino:That’s it…
Mark:John Cena with the cover 1………………….2……………….3…………. NEW CHAMPION!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA Television Champion JOHN CENA!
Rhino:John Cena comes to November 2 Dismember and leaves as the EWA Television Champion…
Mark:What a match up this was and tonight John Cena is walking out as the EWA Television Champion…
Rhino:I dont think this is the last time we will see these two men meet One on One…
Mark:John Cena has one up on Adam Syndal tonight… But who knows what will happen next time… But right now its time for our Main Event…
EWA World Heavyweight Championship 60 Minute Last Iron Man Standing Match
Triple H(c) vs Ichabod Bitchwax
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the SIXTY MINUTE LAST IRON MAN STANDING MATCH and is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… Representing Shock N Awe… From Deathlehem, Pa… Weighing in at 3040 Ounces… ICHABOD BITCHWAX!
(“The Toys Go Winding Down” plays as Ichabod Bitchwax enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Reigning and Defending EWA World Heavyweight Champion… The Game TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell has sounded and this match up is underway…
Rhino:Triple H is coming in to this match up very cocky like he always is as he believes that Old School will prevail over New School…
Mark:Ichabod Bitchwax is looking to end the reign of Triple H as both men meet in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Triple H talking down to Ichabod Bitchwax…
Mark:Triple H goes for a right hand… Ichabod Bitchwax and he nails The Game with a couple of straight right hands… Ichabod Bitchwax backs Triple H up in to the ropes… Irish whip by Ichabod Bitchwax… The Game comes off the ropes… Back Elbow by Ichabod Bitchwax…
Rhino:The Game gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Ichabod Bitchwax kicks Triple H in the midsection and now scoops Triple H up and drives him down in to the mat with a scoop slam…
Rhino:This isnt your typical Iron Man Match Mark…
Mark:No it isnt…
Rhino:As the rules are Last Man Standing Rules which means that to get a fall in the match up… You have to keep your opponent down for the count of ten…
Mark:Ichabod Bitchwax now backs The Game up in to the corner…
Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax is climbing up the corner…
Mark:Ichabod Bitchwax hammers Triple H with right hands…
Rhino:The fans are counting along…
Mark:Eight… Nine… No Ten… As Ichabod Bitchwax bites Triple H right on the forehead…
Rhino:That’s different…
Mark:Now Ichabod Bitchwax scores with number ten… As Triple H now staggers out of the corner and Ichabod Bitchwax takes him over with a Running STO…
Rhino:Triple H is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Running Clothesline by Ichabod Bitchwax sending Triple H over the top rope and to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Triple H is frustrated on the outside fo the ring…
Mark:Triple H is taking his time to get back in to the ring…
Rhino:Which is smart of him to do as he has plenty of time… Since there are no countouts in this match up…
Mark:Triple H is now walking up the ramp…
Rhino:Where in the hell is Triple H going? Is he walking out on this match up?
Mark:Ichabod Bitchwax is now going out after Triple H…
Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax is catching up with Triple H…
Mark:The Game turns around catches a running Ichabod Bitchwax and drives him in to the ramp with a Spinebuster!
Rhino:Triple H just suckered Ichabod Bitchwax in…
Mark:Triple H is a long time ring veteran and he used his experience to his advantage…
Rhino:He sure did right there…
Mark:Triple H now hooks up Ichabod Bitchwax and nails him with a vertical suplex right down on to the stage…
Rhino:The Game taking his time and delivering effect shots to Ichabod Bitchwax…
Mark:We are just about at the Ten Minute Mark in this contest as Triple H now grabs Ichabod Bitchwax by the head and throws him face first in to the November 2 Dismember Set…
Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax is spinning around…
Mark:Big Clothesline by Triple H laying out Ichabod Bitchwax…
Rhino:Triple H is telling the referee to count out Ichabod Bitchwax…
Mark:The referee is counting and Ichabod Bitchwax is back up on to his feet at the count of Six…Triple H now scoops up Ichabod Bitchwax again and has him up on his shoulder…
Rhino:What is he going to do with him here…
Mark:Triple H launches Ichabod Bitchwax head first right in to the Dismember Set…
Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax is down on the ground and the referee is beginning his count again…
Mark:The referee is up to Six… Seven and Ichabod Bitchwax is able to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The Game is now setting up Ichabod Bitchwax…
Mark:Triple H with a kick to the midsection… PEDIGREE! No! Ichabod Bitchwax trips him up…
Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax has Triple H by the legs…
Mark:Slingshot! By Ichabod Bitchwax sending Triple H face first in to the Dismember Set…
Rhino:Triple H is now staggering around on his feet…
Mark:Ichabod Bitchwax now gets Triple H up on his shoulders… The Hamme of the Gods!
Rhino:A Reverse DVD connects by Ichabod Bitchwax…
Mark:The referee is now checking on Triple H as he begins to count…
Rhino:The Game is starting to move…
Mark:The referee gets up to Six and Triple H gets back up on to his feet… Ichabod Bitchwax now grabs Triple H by the hair and slides The Game down the Entrance Ramp…
Rhino:That has to burn the chest of Triple H…
Mark:The Game is now trying to pull himself back up on to his feet… From behind Ichabod Bitchwax charges and scores with a Bulldog…
Rhino:Triple H didn’t see Ichabod Bitchwax and he drilled him right in to the ground…
Mark:The referee begins to count Triple H down…
Rhino:While Triple H tries to get up on to his feet… Ichabod Bitchwax is looking underneath the ring for something…
Mark:Triple H is back up at Seven… Ichabod Bitchwax has a singapore cane…
Rhino:Triple H is spinning around…
Mark:Ichabod Bitchwax swings the cane and nails Triple H right in the head with the singapore cane…
Rhino:You heard that shot…
Mark:Triple H is still on his feet and Ichabod Bitchwax scores with another Cane Shot right in to the forehead of the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:That one took Triple H off of his feet…
Mark:Ichabod Bitchwax is now climbing up on to the ring apron…
Rhino:The Game is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Asai Moonsault! Connects right down on to Triple H…
Rhino:What a nice moonsault right there by Ichabod Bitchwax…
Mark:Ichabod Bitchwax has come to fight here tonight at November 2 Dismember…
Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax wants to be the EWA World Heavyweight Champion and he is proving it right now…
Mark:The referee has counted up to Seven and Triple H was able to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:We are One Third of the way through this contest…
Mark:Ichabod Bitchwax rolls Triple H back in to the ring…
Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax is bringing a steel chair in to the ring with him…
Mark:Triple H pulls himself back up on to his feet… The Game turns around and Ichabod Bitchwax throws the Steel Chair right in to his face…
Rhino:The Game caught the chair…
Mark:Running Dropkick! Right in to the Steel Chair…The Game is down again and the referee begins to count…
Rhino:The referee is up to Seven…
Mark:The Game gets up at eight… Ichabod Bitchwax now is setting up Triple H… GORY BOMB!
Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax has laid out the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:The Referee begins to count again..
Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax is now picking up the steel chair just incase…
Mark:The referee again gets up to Eight… Ichabod Bitchwax charges with the Steel Chair… Running High Knee! By Triple H knocking the chair back in to the face of Ichabod Bitchwax…
Rhino:Nice counter right there by Triple H…
Mark:Triple H must have seen him coming out of the corner of his eye and was able to connect with that running knee…
Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax is now staggering back up on to his feet right now…
Mark:Triple H scoops up Ichabod Bitchwax and slams him straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Triple H is now dragging Ichabod Bitchwax towards the corner…
Mark:The Game slides out of the ring and Triple H rams the right leg of Ichabod Bitchwax in to the steel ring post…
Rhino:This is smart by the EWA World Heavyweight Champion as you want to work on the legs of your opponent so he can not stand up…
Mark:Triple H rams Ichabod Bitchwax leg one more time in to the steel ring post…
Rhino:Triple H now has both of the legs of Ichabod Bitchwax and this isnt going to be good…
Mark:Triple H pulls… Ichabod Bitchwax counts and he pushes Triple H away…
Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax would have been speaking at a higher tune if Triple H connected with that…
Mark:Ichabod Bitchwax is getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Triple H is getting back in to the ring…
Mark:From behind Triple H kicks the leg right out from underneath of Bitchwax…
Rhino:Triple H is now dragging him in to the middle of the ring…
Mark:Here it comes… Figure Four Leg Lock!
Rhino:The ropes can not break up the hold as there are no submissions… As it is Last Man Standng…
Mark:Ichabod Bitchwax is trying to fight his way out of the hold…
Rhino:Triple H continues to apply pressure with the Figure Four…
Mark:Ichabod Bitchwax is trying to turn him over…
Rhino:The crowd is trying to urge him on…
Mark:Ichabod Bitchwax almost has him over… Triple H turns it back and puts more pressure on the legs of Ichabod Bitchwax…
Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax has been in the Figure Four Leg Lock for close to three minutes already…
Mark:Triple H now finally lets the hold go as the damage has been done to the leg of Ichabod Bitchwax…
Rhino:Triple H is telling the referee to count down Ichabod Bitchwax…
Mark:We are half way through this match up and no fall has occurred so far…
Rhino:We have another Thirty Minutes to go as Ichabod Bitchwax is trying to get back up…
Mark:The referee is up to Seven… Eight…. Nine and Ichabod Bitchwax is able to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax can barely put any weight on that leg…
Mark:Triple H now hooks up Ichabod Bitchwax and drops him with a Side Walk Slam!
Rhino:The referee has begun his count again…
Mark:Triple H is heading to the outside of the ring right now…
Rhino:The referee is up to Five…
Mark:Triple H is bringing a table in to the ring…
Rhino:The referee is up to Eight…
Mark:Ichabod Bitchwax is up at Nine… And is still limping around the ring…
Rhino:You can see the pain on the face of Ichabod Bitchwax as he tries to walk…
Mark:Triple H now pulls him back in to the center of the ring… Triple H hooks him up… Suplex… No… Ichabod Bitchwax counters and lands on his feet… The Game turns around… Exploder Suplex!
Rhino:I dont think Ichabod Bitchwax got full extension on that Suplex but he got enough of it…
Mark:The referee is counting both men down right now…
Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax is back up at four…
Mark:Triple H is back up as well at six…
Rhino:Here comes Bitchwax…
Mark:The Shimmering Alchemist! To the Game…
Rhino:That took The Game off of his feet and the referee is beginning to count again…
Mark:Ichabod Bitchwax is now opening up the table that Triple H brought in to the ring…
Rhino:The referee is up to Six…
Mark:Seven… Eight and Triple H is back up…
Rhino:The Game is staggering around the ring…
Mark:Ichabod Bitchwax gets him up on his shoulders…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:Post Card From Deathlehem! No! Ichabod Bitchwax’s knee buckles underneath him…
Rhino:The damage done to the knee caught up with Ichabod Bitchwax right there…
Mark:Triple H now scores with a couple of straight right hands… And now whips Ichabod Bitchwax off in to the ropes… Bitchwax comes off the ropes… SPINEBUSTER THROUGH THE TABLE!
Rhino:That could be the first fall of the evening…
Mark:Ichabod Bitchwax has been laid out after being drilled through the table…
Rhino:The referee has started his count…
Mark:Triple H is back up on to his feet and taunts the crowd a little bit…
Rhino:The referee is up to six…
Mark:Seven… Eight… Nine… TEN! NO! Ichabod Bitchwax is back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Triple H can not believe that Ichabod Bitchwax got up after that…
Mark:Triple H now scores with a couple of straight right hands and now backs Ichabod Bitchwax up in to the corner…
Rhino:We are Two Thirds the way through this match up…
Mark:Triple H is now setting up the challenger up on the top rope…
Rhino:The Game is going to send Ichabod Bitchwax for a ride…
Mark:Superplex! No! Ichabod Bitchwax blocks and now Headbutts Triple H off the top rope…
Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax is trying to gain his balance on the top rope…
Mark:Corkscrew Senton Splash! Right Down on to the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:What a move that was by the Challenger Ichabod Bitchwax…
Mark:The referee is now beginning his count…
Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax is pulling himself up on to his feet…
Mark:The referee is up to five…
Rhino:Triple H is starting to stir a little bit…
Mark:Seven… Eight… Nine… TEN NO! Triple H is back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Triple H is staggering around right now…
Mark:Ichabod Bitchwax goes behind Triple H… Straight Jacket Lung Blower!
Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax is now rolling to the outside of the ring and is bringing a steel chair in to the ring…
Mark:The referee is counting Triple H down…
Rhino:The Game is getting back up at Seven…
Mark:Ichabod Bitchwax charges and flies as he connects with a Steel Chair Shot…
Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax isnt done now…
Mark:Ichabod Bitchwax lays the chair down on the face of the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax has now gone to the outside of the ring on the ring apron…
Mark:Springboard Leg Drop! Right Down on to Triple H…
Rhino:I think Ichabod Bitchwax could have Triple H right here…
Mark:The count has begun as the fans are waiting to see if Ichabod Bitchwax can become the New EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:Getting the first fall will help…
Mark:The referee is up to five…
Rhino:Triple H isnt moving just yet…
Mark:The referee is up to Seven… The Game is moving… Eight… Nine… TEN NO! The Game is back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Close call right there… As Ichabod Bitchwax was a half a second away from getting the first fall of this match up…
Mark:Ichabod Bitchwax gets Triple H up… POST CARD FROM DEATHLEHEM!
Rhino:That’s It… We are looking at the first fall right here and now…
Mark:As we get close to the final Ten Minutes of this match up… Triple H is down and out right now…
Rhino:The count has begun and Triple H isnt moving…
Mark:The referee is up to four…
Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax is on the outside of the ring and is looking for something to do more damage to the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:The referee is up to Seven…
Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax still cant find what he wants…
Mark:Eight… Nine… TEN… NO! The Game gets up…
Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax has now found what he was looking for…A Light Bulb Tube!
Mark:We are now at the Final Ten Minutes right now and Triple H isnt going to enjoy this…
Rhino:No he isnt as Ichabod Bitchwax has the Light Bulb Tube…
Mark:Triple H turns around… Ichabod Bitchwax Swings! The Game ducks… Triple H grabs the Light Bulb Tube! Triple H Swings! Connects!
Rhino:Triple H just smashed the Light Bulb Tube right over the head of the Challenger…
Mark:Ichabod Bitchwax has been Busted Wide Open after that shot…
Rhino:The referee is counting him down…
Mark:Ichabod Bitchwax is trying to get back up to his feet…
Rhino:The referee is up to Six…
Mark:Seven… Eight… Nine… TEN! NO! Ichabod Bitchwax is back up on to his feet as you can see the Blood start to flow out of the forehead of Ichabod Bitchwax…
Rhino:Triple H sees the blood and is about to attack…
Mark:Knee Buster! By Triple H and follows it up with a Short Arm Clothesline…
Rhino:The Game is now mounting Ichabod Bitchwax…
Mark:Triple H is just hammering Ichabod Bitchwax with straight right hands…
Rhino:Triple H is looking to open up the cut on the head of Ichabod Bitchwax…
Mark:The blood continues to flow from the head of Bitchwax as Triple H is picking him back up on to his feet… The Game whips Ichabod Bitchwax off in to the ropes… Spinebuster!
Rhino:The Game has laid him out with the Spinebuster…
Mark:The Referee is now beginning to count Ichabod Bitchwax out…
Rhino:Triple H believes that this is going to be the first fall of this match up..
Mark:Six… Seven… Eight… Nine… TEN! NO! Ichabod Bitchwax is back up…
Rhino:Triple H can not believe that Ichabod Bitchwax got back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H now kicks Ichabod Bitchwax in the midsection… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:Now that has to be it…
Mark:The count has begun…
Rhino:We are down to the Final Five Minutes of this match up and this first Fall is going to be Huge…
Mark:The referee is up to Five… Six…Seven…
Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax is starting to move…
Mark:Eight… Nine… TEN! NO! Ichabod Bitchwax gets back up…
Rhino:Triple H has to be wondering to himself what is it going to take to keep Ichabod Bitchwax down on the canvas…
Mark:Triple H now charges and clothesline Ichabod Bitchwax…
Rhino:The Game is now rolling to the outside of the ring…
Mark:You knew it was coming…
Rhino:Of course… The Sledgehammer is out…
Mark:Ichabod Bitchwax is staggering around… The Game charges with the Sledgehammer… Bitchwax Ducks! Ichabod Bitchwax has Triple H up on his shoulders… POST CARD FROM DEATHLEHEM! NO! Triple H rakes the eyes…
Rhino:The Game picks back up the Sledgehammer…
Mark:Sledgehammer To the Midsection!
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:PEDIGREE!
Rhino:We are down to the Final Three Minutes…
Mark:The referee is counting Ichabod Bitchwax down and out right now…
Rhino:Two Pedigrees have to be it…
Mark:The referee is up to Four… Five…
Rhino:Still no movement…
Mark:Six… Seven… Eight…
Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax is moving…
Mark:Nine… TEN NO! Ichabod Bitchwax is back up again…
Rhino:Triple H can not believe it…
Mark:We are under Two Minutes Now…
Rhino:And Triple H has picked up the Sledgehammer again…
Mark:The Blood flows from the head of Ichabod Bitchwax… Sledgehammer to Midsection… OH MY GOD! SLEDGEHAMMER RIGHT TO THE FACE!
Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax is knocked out cold…
Mark:Triple H isnt going to take any chances… As he picks up Ichabod Bitchwax… A THIRD PEDIGREE!
Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax has been knocked out cold right now…
Mark:We are under Sixty Second… As the referee counts…
Rhino:Triple H knows that’s it…
Mark:The referee is up to Four… Five… Six…
Rhino:Still No Movement…
Mark:Seven… Eight… Nine… TEN!
Pa Announcer:The Winner of the Fall TRIPLE H!
Rhino:The Game has knocked out Ichabod Bitchwax as we get under Twenty Seconds left in this match up…
Mark:Triple H grabs Ichabod Bitchwax and throws him out of the ring…
Rhino:The referee has begun his count again… But there is no need…
Mark:We are under Ten Seconds left in this match up…
Rhino:The referee is up to Five…
Mark:The Bell Has Sounded… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA World Heavyweight Champion TRIPLE H!
Rhino:The King of Kings Is Still on top of the Mountain here in the EWA…
Mark:Ichabod Bitchwax gave it everything he can….
Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax spilled his Blood all over this mat and got back up after so much punishment… But Triple H hung on to retain the Gold…
Mark:Triple H Is Still The Champ… This has Been November 2 Dismember… We will see you for our Next Pay Per View…NEW YEARS EVIL! GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!