Thursday Night Seasons Beatings 12-20-07
Mark:We are live here in New Orleans, Louisiana for Thursday Night Seasons Beatings… With everyone in the Holiday Spirit we are going to bring everyone one hell of a show here tonight Rhino…
Rhino:Yes we are… Which includes our Main Event…
Mark:Which will be Triple H defending the EWA World Heavyweight Championship in the Christmas Coal or Gold Ladder Match against James Storm…
Rhino:Can the Tennessee Cowboy take down the The King of Kings… We will find out tonight…
Mark:Plus here tonight Kurt Angle puts the EWA Television Championship on the line against Dangerous D in the Stocking Stuffers Match…
Rhino:Dangerous D is a former EWA Television Champion and he is looking to earn himself the title one more time…
Mark:Plus tonight we will see all the members of Team DX and The Wolfpac all at ringside when they are Lumberjacks during the Christian Cage and Dark Demon contest later on tonight…
Rhino:Which should make for a very interesting situation later on tonight…
Mark:Plus the EWA Total Impact Championship and the EWA Tag Team Titles will be on the line as well…
Rhino:Cant forget about the returns of Justin Credible and Lone Jobber to in ring action here tonight…
Mark:Its going to be a real interesting night tonight and lets get started with our opening contest live tonight at Thursday Night Seasons Beatings…
James Dunn vs “The Immortal” Azrael
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… Weighing in at 336 Pounds… The Immortal AZRAEL!
(“Chopins Death March” plays as Azrael enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Tacoma, Washington… Weighing in at 229 Pounds… JAMES DUNN!
(“Welcome Home” plays as James Dunn enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go… James Dunn walks right up to Azrael and starts nailing him with right hands and follows it up with shots to the midsection…
Rhino:He is really trying to hammer in those shots in on the big man…
Mark:James Dunn whips Azrael off in to the ropes… Reversal by Azrael… James Dunn comes off the ropes… Flying Clothesline!
Rhino:Azrael is still on his feet after that clothesline…
Mark:James Dunn now comes back off in to the ropes… Running Dropkick right to the legs of Azrael…
Rhino:James Dunn has Azrael staggering…
Mark:James Dunn is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:James Dunn is going to fly…
Mark:Flying Head Scissors! No! Azrael blocks the Headscissors…
Rhino:James Dunn is in trouble…
Mark:Powerbomb! Azrael now covers James Dunn 1………………..2…………… James Dunn kicks out…
Rhino:James Dunn is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Azrael picks up James Dunn and connects with a big time Backbreaker… Azrael goes for another cover 1……………………..2………………….Kickout by James Dunn…
Rhino:Right now Azrael is in the drivers seat as James Dunn is struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Azrael now picks up James Dunn and whips him off in to the ropes… Tilt a Whirl Slam! No! Countered in to a Head Scissors Take Over by James Dunn…
Rhino:Azrael is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:James Dunn charges… Spin Heel Kick!
Rhino:Azrael is still staggering…
Mark:James Dunn with a couple of right hands… Big Kick by Azrael which stops the momentum of James Dunn…
Rhino:Azrael is now setting up James Dunn…
Mark:Outer Darkness!
Rhino:James Dunn looks out of it after that move…
Mark:The Immortal Azrael isnt done… As he now hooks up James Dunn… PURGATORYS GATE!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Azrael now hooks the leg 1…………………….2…………….3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner AZRAEL!
Rhino:That’s Two in a row for the Immortal Azrael…
Mark:Azrael continues build up momentum as he tries to make a name for himself here in the EWA… As we now get set for some EWA Womens Division Action…
Gail Kim vs Roxxie Laveaux
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Toronto, Canada… Weighing in at 118 Pounds… GAIL KIM!
(Gail Kim’s Theme Plays as she enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Boston Mass… Weighing in at 140 Pounds… The Voodoo Queen ROXXI LAVEAUX!
(“Voodoo Mist” plays as Roxxi Laveaux enters the arena…)
Mark:And here we…
(“Here Comes The Money” plays as Shane McMahon walks out on to the stage…)
Rhino:What is Shane McMahon doing out here?
Mark:Im not sure but it looks like he has something to say…
Shane:Well before you call for the bell referee… I figured we would spice things up a little bit… As we need to find out who has been Naughty and who has been Nice…As this one on one contest is now a Four Woman One Fall to a Finish Naughty or Nice Match… And now lets introduce the two other women who will take part in this contest… Announcer if you could please…
Pa Announcer:Now introducing their opponents… First… From Long Island, Ny… Weighing in at 230 Pounds… AMANDA DAVIS!
(“Papercut” plays as Amanda Davis enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And her opponent… From Richmond, Virginia… Weighing in at 124 Pounds… ALEXIS LAREE!
(“Lies” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)
Mark:Now here we go… All four women look at each other…
Rhino:Here goes Alexis…
Mark:Alexis Laree charges at Big Amanda Davis and takes her right down with a Lou Thez Press…
Rhino:Look at Alexis just fire in with those shots to Amanda Davis…
Mark:Gail Kim goes for a kick on Roxxi Laveaux… Roxxi Laveaux ducks and now spins Gail Kim around and nails her with a clothesline…
Rhino:Amanda Davis is getting back up on to her feet…
Mark:Alexis Laree kicks Amanda Davis right in the midsection… Swinging Neckbreaker by Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Alexis is waiting for Amanda Davis to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:From behind Roxxi Laveaux nails Alexis Laree with a couple of shots right to the back… Roxxi Laveaux hooks up Alexis Laree… Reverse DDT!
Rhino:Roxxi Laveaux could have Alexis Laree right here…
Mark:Roxxi Laveaux goes for the cover 1……………2……….Kickout by Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Here comes Gail Kim…
Mark:Gail Kim charges at Roxxi Laveaux and tries to take her down with a Flying Headscissors… Countered… Sitdown Powerbomb!
Rhino:Roxxi Laveaux could have Gail Kim right here…
Mark:Roxxi Laveaux with the cover 1……………..2…………Alexis Laree comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Alexis is now going right after Roxxi Laveaux…
Mark:Alexis Laree with forearm shots to Roxxi Laveaux backing her up in to the ropes…Irish whip by Alexis Laree sending Roxxi Laveaux in to the ropes… Big Kick right to the head by Alexis Laree sending Roxxi Laveaux out of the ring…
Rhino:Watch out for Big Amanda Davis…
Mark:From behind Amanda Davis nails Alexis Laree with a couple of shots… Amanda Davis kicks Alexis Laree in to the midsection and now has her up in the air…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good for Alexis Laree…
Mark:Alexis slides out of her arms… CHICK KICK!
Rhino:That just staggered Amanda Davis…
Mark:Alexis Laree with a kick to the midsection… LAREE DDT!
Rhino:Alexis Laree just planted Amanda Davis right in to the mat…
Mark:Alexis Laree with a cover 1………………….2………………3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ALEXIS LAREE!
Rhino:Alexis Laree returns after a few weeks away and picks up the victory…
Mark:You decide if Alexis was Naughty or Nice… But whatever you choose… You just need to remember that Alexis Laree picked up the victory… As we now send it back to the ring for some more EWA Action…
The Phantom vs Jamie Conwell
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Las Vegas, Nevada… Weighing in at 255 Pounds… JAMIE CONWELL!
(“Not Falling” plays as Jamie Conwell enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…
Mark:From out of no where as Jamie Conwell was entering the arena Wyldfyre just attacked Jamie Conwell…
Rhino:Wyldfyre was looking to make a name for himself and he is doing so right now…
Mark:Big Slam right down on to the entrance ramp by Wyldfyre…
Rhino:Jamie Conwell is struggling to get back up…
Mark:Wyldfyre hooks him up… ZACA!
Rhino:Jamie Conwell has been laid out by Wyldfyre…
Mark:Wyldfyre has arrived and Jamie Conwell just found out first hand that he has… As it looks like we wont be seeing Jamie Conwell in action… So lets head back to the ring for some more EWA Action…
Victoria Mitchell vs Christy Hemme
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Berlin, Germany… Weighing in at 200 Pounds… VICTORIA MITCHELL!
(“Living Deadgirl” plays as Victoria Mitchell enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Los Angeles, Ca… Weighing in at 116 Pounds… CHRISTY HEMME!
(“Society Box” plays as Christy Hemme enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go… Christy Hemme gets up in the face of Victoria Mitchell and slaps her right across the face…
Rhino:I dont think Christy wanted to do that…
Mark:Victoria Mitchell charges at Christy Hemme and runs her over with a big clothesline…
Rhino:Victoria Mitchell is now pulling Christy Hemme up by her hair right now…
Mark:Victoria Mitchell throws Christy Hemme hard in to the corner…
Rhino:Christy is in a bad spot right now in the corner…
Mark:Victoria Mitchell sticks her boot right underneath the throat of Christy Hemme…
Rhino:She is choking the life out of Christy Hemme right now…
Mark:The Forbidden Mistress now pulls Christy Hemme out of the corner and now scoops her up and slams her down to the canvas…
Rhino:She isnt done…
Mark:Victoria Mitchell follows up as she drops a big Leg Drop right down on to Christy Hemme and now goes for the cover 1…………….2……………….Kickout by Christy Hemme…
Rhino:Christy Hemme is now staggering back up on to her feet near the corner…
Mark:Here comes Victoria Mitchell… Running Splash! No! Christy Hemme moved out of the way…
Rhino:Victoria Mitchell came charging in hard and Christy Hemme was able to get out of the way…
Mark:School Girl! 1………………….2………………Victoria Mitchell kicks out…
Rhino:Victoria Mitchell is getting back up on to her feet…
Mark:Christy Hemme with a kick to the midsection… Christy Hemme hooks her up… DDT!
Rhino:She could have the Number One Contender for the EWA Womens Championship right here and now…
Mark:Christy Hemme hooks the leg 1…………….2…………..3……No! Victoria Mitchell gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Victoria Mitchell is pulling herself back up on to her feet…
Mark:Christy Hemme charges at Victoria Mitchell… Victoria Mitchell launches Christy Hemme over her head and Christy Hemme goes throat first in to the top rope…
Rhino:Christy Hemme is staggering around…
Mark:German Release Suplex! By Victoria Mitchell…
Rhino:Christy Hemme is in trouble as she was dropped right on her head by the Number One Contender to Morgan Alvertez’s EWA Womens Championship…
Mark:Victoria Mitchell with a cover 1…………………2……………..3…..No! Christy Hemme gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Christy Hemme is staggering up slowly on to her feet…
Mark:Victoria Mitchell is lining her up right now…
Rhino:This could be the end for Christy Hemme…
Mark:Victoria Mitchell has her up in the air…
Rhino:Karen Angle!
Mark:Karen Angle is now on the ring apron distracting the referee…
Rhino:Why is Karen out here…
Mark:I dont know… But Crystal Taylor is out here as well and that has Victoria Mitchell distracted as she lets go of Christy Hemme…
Rhino:Victoria Mitchell just knocked Crystal Taylor off the ring apron…
Mark:Morgan Alvertez is in the ring… Victoria Mitchell turns around… BELT SHOT! As Morgan Alvertez just laid out Victoria Mitchell with the EWA Womens Championship…
Rhino:Christy Hemme is now heading to the middle rope…
Mark:FFG!
Rhino:The referee didn’t see either Crystal Taylor or Morgan Alvertez…
Mark:Christy Hemme covers Victoria Mitchell 1……………………2……………..3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner CHRISTY HEMME!
Rhino:Morgan and Christy are now exchanging words…
Mark:Morgan and Christy along with Crystal Taylor are now stomping away at Victoria Mitchell…
Rhino:Its a three on one assault right here…
Mark:Morgan Alvertez is sending a message to Victoria Mitchell that Morgan Alvertez means business… As Officials have come down to get Morgan Alvertez out of the ring…
Rhino:We will see what happens when Morgan and Victoria collide at New Years Evil…
Mark:But right now its time for some more EWA In Ring Action…
Holiday Bowl
Lone Jobber vs Booker T vs Billy The Kid
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Holiday Bowl and is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Houston, Texas… Weighing in at 256 Pounds…BOOKER T!
(“Can You Dig It” plays in the arena…)
Rhino:Where is Booker T?
Mark:Im not sure…
(“Here Comes The Money” plays as Shane McMahon walks out on to the stage…)
Shane:Well many of you came here to see Booker T and well… Booker T decided to take his ball and go home…As I guess he couldn’t Dig It… Here in the EWA…So he went home to Houston… But dont fret… The Holiday Bowl will go on as planned… So Announcer… Would you please introduce the Participants…
Pa Announcer:Now introducing the Participants… From Dallas, Texas… Weighing in at 276 Pounds… BILLY THE KID!
(“Wild Wild West” plays as Billy The Kid enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And his opponent…From The Slaughter House… Now Residing in the Corporate Offices in Atlanta, Georgia… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and the Holiday Bowl is underway…
Rhino:We have a Kwanzaa setup… A Hanukkah Setup and a Christmas Setup at ringside for weapons to be used in this match up…
Mark:Lone Jobber locks up with Billy The Kid… Lone Jobber gets backed up in to the ropes by Billy The Kid…Billy The Kid goes for a big right hand… Lone Jobber ducks and he now opens up on Billy The Kid with a couple of right hands…
Rhino:We thought Lone Jobber was retired but it seems that retirement didn’t last very long…
Mark:I guess he craved the competition… As he now whips Billy The Kid off in to the ropes… Dropkick by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:He caught Billy The Kid right the face with that Dropkick…
Mark:Quick cover 1……………2………Billy The Kid kicks out…
Rhino:Billy The Kid is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber charges… Billy The Kid ducks the clothesline and back drops him over the top rope and to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber took a hard fall on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Billy The Kid now goes to the outside of the ring and is standing in front of the Kwanzaa Table…
Rhino:Billy The Kid has just pulled out the Black Candle out from the Kwanzaa Candle Holder…
Mark:Billy The Kid drives the candle right in to the eye of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:He is getting a close up view of that candle…
Mark:Billy The Kid grabs the Candle holder and he nails Lone Jobber right in the head with the candle holder…
Rhino:Billy The Kid just rolled Lone Jobber back in to the ring…
Mark:Billy The Kid is up on the top rope… Flying Leg Drop! Connects right down on to Mr. Holiday himself Lone Jobber… Billy The Kid goes for the cover 1…………………2…………………3……No! Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Billy The Kid comes off the ropes and connects with a Flying Back Elbow taking down Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Billy The Kid just threw Lone Jobber back to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Lone Jobber is trying to pull himself back up on to his feet… Billy The Kid charges… Back Body Drop! By Lone Jobber and Billy The Kid goes crashing through the Christmas Table…
Rhino:Damn It!
Mark:What?
Rhino:Billy The Kid just went right in to the Gingerbread House… I wanted to eat it…
Mark:Well… A broken Gingerbread House hasnt stopped you before…
Rhino:Good Point…
Mark:Look up at the ramp right now…
Rhino:That’s Lenny and Lodi…
Mark:What in the world are they doing…
Rhino:Lenny and Lodi have Misletoe…
Mark:Lenny and Lodi just kissed underneath the Misletoe…
Rhino:Guess they are showing off their Christmas Spirit in their very strange and unusual way…
Mark:Back to the action… Lone Jobber sent rolled Billy The Kid back in to the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just walked over to the Hanukkah table and he just grabbed a bucket…
Mark:Looks like Lone Jobber just picked up the Dreidel Bucket…
Rhino:Billy The Kid is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber just threw a Dreidel at Billy The Kid…
Rhino:That nailed him right in the ribs…
Mark:Lone Jobber just threw another Dreidel and it got Billy The Kid right in the head…
Rhino:Its DREIDEL CHUCKING!
Mark:Its a Holiday.eWazone.com Favorite…
Rhino:That’s where Lone Jobber celebrates The Holidays…
Mark:Yes it is… And end Cheap Plug… As Lone Jobber now dumps the rest of the dreidels right on top of Billy The Kid…
Rhino:Lone Jobber has now gone back to the outside of the ring and he is grabbing the Hanukkah Bush…
Mark:That looks like a Barbed Wire Hanukkah Bush to me…
Rhino:That it does and Billy The Kid gets back up on his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber nails Billy The Kid right in the head with that Hanukkah Bush…
Rhino:Lone Jobber isnt missing a beat right now…
Mark:One more shot with the Barbed Wire Hanukkah Bush by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Billy The Kid is bleeding…
Mark:Lone Jobber now waits for Billy The Kid to get back up on to his feet… THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks the leg 1………………2………………3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LONE JOBBER!
Rhino:Lone Jobber returns to an EWA Ring and wins the first ever Holiday Bowl…
Mark:Lone Jobber just proved his is Mr. Holiday and he will continue to celebrate the holidays on eWazone.com for the rest of the year… But right now its time for more EWA Ac…
(The arena goes pitch black, and static is shown on the Hardcore Theater. Crackling over the P.A., as a voice is heard booming throughout the arena. )
Can you… feel it? Can you sense it? Your senses are shot, aren’t they? Might as well be, seeing how many of you are unfamiliar with my voice. The room is pitch black. You cannot see me, but I, I on the other hand, can most certainly see you. This face is one that will be remembered. Is remembered. Many of you know who I am, and judging by the reaction that I am getting, I can see it’s much anticipated. I have a new look to myself. One I am quite proud of. You will see in due time, you better believe.
As for now, I sit back and observe. I watch. Waiting, impatiently, to get back into the squared circle. Numerous amounts of new comers. People coming and going as if this were some sort of whore house. I’m actually really disappointed in you guys. Coming into MY HOME and treating it like shit, then taking off leaving nothing but a stench of your rotten talent. Talent? That’s a word. Something that many guys show promise with here, but others show nothing but agonizing attempts at it. Your attempts wither away like the leaves that fell from the trees seasons past. Seasons. Seasons Beatings. This Month’s PPV. The last one of the year is New Years Evil. Wonderful, isn’t it? We are embarking on a new year. A new year with new faces. New and Old collide. Much like the New Breed verses the Originals. That war, my friends, is just over the horizon. New faces taking our places as we sit back idly, not doing a damn thing about it? What the fuck is wrong with this picture? Kurt Angle? TV Champ? Things have got to change around here. Including the fact that Triple H is STILL the World Heavyweight Champion.
In just a few months time, I will be stepping back into an Extreme Wrestling Alliance arena. Thousands will be in attendance. Noone will know that I have entered the building until I decide that they are good and ready to acknowledge the fact that I am present. A storm is on the horizon. And I am starting it. Many of you know who I am. There will be messages sent to you all every now and again just so you know exactly what I am thinking. Simple minded audio attacks at your character. Your notability. Your rise to fame that many of you would like. I am a definitive face in this fucking company. And you better believe that when I’m back, all hell’s gonna let loose.
Tic Toc… Tic Toc… the hands on the clock tic effortlessly as time slips by until eventually it hits nothing. There will be no time. No time to hide. No time to escape. No turning back. The Extreme Wrestling Alliance is in a state of confusion, alteration, change, and fresh new meat has entered the bowels of the company. My fun? Coming back to that fuckin ring. Show you mother fuckers how its really done. My past is undeniable. Sure, some downfalls, but who doesn’t have them. I’m ready and waiting to get in that ring and teach you sumbitches how we really do here.
I am Big Daddy Ace mother fuckers. And I am coming back soon.
Mark:It sounds like Big Daddy Ace is on his way back to the EWA… When it is… Who knows… But its back to the ring for more action…
William Steele & Gravedigger vs Motor City Machine Guns
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… Team Number One… From Detroit, Michigan… Weighing in at 435 Pounds… Accompanied to the ring by Traci Brooks…Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley… The MOTOR CITY MACHINE GUNS!
(“1967” plays as the Motor City Machine Guns enter the arena…)
Pa Annoucer:And their opponents…Representing The Wolfpac… Weighing in at 628 Pounds… The Team of WILLIAM STEELE AND GRAVEDIGGER!
(“Wolfpac” plays as Gravedigger enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Its going to be Alex Shelley and William Steele starting things out… Steele with right hands to Alex Shelley backing him up in to the ropes… Irish whip by Steele sending Shelle off in to the farside… Back Body Drop..
Rhino:Alex Shelley is staggering back up…
Mark:Steele scoops up Shelley and puts him up on his shoulder… Shoulder Breaker! By Steele as he goes right for the quick cover 1………………..2……………Kickout by Alex Shelley…
Rhino:Alex Shelley is getting back up on to his feet with the help from the ropes…
Mark:Steele now hooks up Alex Shelley and nails him with a vertical suplex…
Rhino:Steele is dragging Shelley to the Wolfpac corner…
Mark:Gravedigger gets the tag from Steele and now Gravedigger opens up on Alex Shelley and nails him with a couple of shots to the midsection and now lifts him up high in the air…
Rhino:Here comes Chris Sabin…
Mark:Running Dropkick by Chris Sabin… Gravedigger falls down and Alex Shelley falls on top of him 1…………………2…………Kickout by Gravedigger…
Rhino:Gravedigger is getting back up on to his feet right now…
Mark:Double Dropkick! By the Motor City Machine Guns…
Rhino:Nice Double Team move right there…
Mark:Steele is back in to the ring and charges at the Motor City Machine Guns… Double Back Drop sending Steele to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:The referee is getting Chris Sabin out of the ring…
Mark:Alex Shelley now tags in Sabin as Gravedigger is getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The Motor City Machine Guns are backing Gravedigger up in to the corner…
Mark:Running Splash by Shelley…
Rhino:Here comes Sabin…
Mark:Big Running Splash! No! Gravedigger catches Chris Sabin in the air and he throws Chris Sabin right at Alex Shelley…
Rhino:Both members of the Guns are getting back up…
Mark:Double Running Clothesline by Gravedigger…
Rhino:Gravedigger just tossed Alex Shelley out of the ring…
Mark:Steele gets the tag from Gravedigger… Steele kicks Chris Sabin in the midsection… OXIDATION!
Rhino:He could have him right here…
Mark:Steele doesn’t go for a cover and he is looking to send Team DX a message as he will be apart of the Wargames Match at New Years Evil…
Rhino:Chris Sabin looks out of it…
Mark:Steele hooks him up… THE BESSEMER PROCESS!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:Steele hooks the leg 1…………………2…………..3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners STEELE AND GRAVEDIGGER!
Rhino:Steele picks up the victory for his team and the Wolfpac looks to build up some momentum going in to New Years Evil…
Mark:We will see Dark Demon take on Christian Cage later on tonight in the Lumberjack Match… But it is now time for some more EWA Action…
Alan Matthews & Austin Aries vs Lance Hoyt & Jimmy Rave
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall…Introducing first… Team Number One… Weighing in at a Combined Weight of 457 Pounds… The Team of AUSTIN ARIES & ALAN MATTHEWS!
(“Personal Jesus” plays as Austin Aries & Alan Matthews enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents…Weighing in at a combined weight of 470 Pounds… Accompained to the ring by Christy Hemme…Lance Hoyt and Jimmy Rave… The ROCK N’ RAVE INFECTION!
(“Society Box” plays as the Rock N’ Rave Infection enter the arena…)
Mark:It is going to be Alan Matthews and Jimmy Rave starting things out… Alan Matthews nails Jimmy Rave with straight right hands… Alan Matthews whips Jimmy Rave off in to the ropes… Jimmy Rave springs off the ropes and nails Alan Matthews with a cross body… Cover by Jimmy Rave 1……………..2………..Kickout…
Rhino:Alan Matthews gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Jimmy Rave takes Alan Matthews over with a hiptoss… Alan Matthews gets right back up and now Jimmy Rave charges in at Alan Matthews and takes him down with a Cutter… Jimmy Rave with another cover 1……………..2……….Alan Matthews kicks out again…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is getting up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Jimmy Rave charges… Monkey Flip! No! Alan Matthews hold on to the ropes and Jimmy Rave bounces off the canvas…
Rhino:Jimmy Rave is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Russian Leg Sweep by Alan Matthews and now Alan Matthews goes for the cover 1…………..2…………..Kickout by Jimmy Rave…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is bringing Jimmy Rave in to the corner…
Mark:Austin Aries gets the tag and his is on the top rope and connects with a double axe handle…
Rhino:Austin Aries is now going to the ring apron…
Mark:Slingshot Leg Drop! Connects down on to Jimmy Rave as Austin Aries goes for a cover of his own 1…………………………2………………Jimmy Rave gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Jimmy Rave trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:From behind Austin Aries scores with a running Bulldog taking down Jimmy Rave…
Rhino:Austin Aries has something in mind right now…
Mark:Springboard Moonsault! No! Jimmy Rave moves out of the way and Austin Aries hits nothing but Canvas…
Rhino:Jimmy Rave rolls to the Rock N’ Rave Infection corner and takes in Lance Hoyt…
Mark:Austin Aries gets back up on to his feet and turns right around and Lance Hoyt grabs him by the throat… Chokeslam! By Big Lance Hoyt…
Rhino:Christy Hemme liked what she just saw right there…
Mark:Lance Hoyt with a cover 1………………..2…………3…..No! Austin Aries gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Lance Hoyt is now backing Austin Aries up in to the corner…
Mark:Lance Hoyt sticks his boot right underneath the throat of Austin Aries…
Rhino:Jimmy Rave tags himself in…
Mark:Lance Hoyt slams Austin Aries down to the canvas… Moonsault! By Jimmy Rave…
Rhino:Nice moonsault right there by Jimmy Rave…
Mark:Jimmy Rave covers Austin Aries 1………………..2………..3….No! Alan Matthews comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Austin Aries is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Doppler Effect!
Rhino:Austin Aries looks to be out of it…
Mark:Jimmy Rave was about to go for a cover but Alan Matthews comes in right away to make sure it doesn’t happen…
Rhino:The referee is trying to get Alan Matthews out of the ring…
Mark:Lance Hoyt is now in the ring…Jimmy Rave holds up Austin Aries… BOOT FROM HELL! NO! Austin Aries ducked and Lance Hoyt nailed Jimmy Rave with the Boot from Hell…
Rhino:This is Austin Aries chance to tag in Dead Eye Alan Matthews…
Mark:Jimmy Rave is crawling towards his corner…
Rhino:Alan really wants the tag…
Mark:Theres the tag… Jimmy Rave tags in Lance Hoyt as well… Alan Matthews nails Lance Hoyt with a big clothesline taking him off of his feet…
Rhino:Lance Hoyt is getting right back up…
Mark:Alan Matthews with a kick to the midsection… Lance Hoyt grabs the foot… Enziguri! Right to the back of the head of Lance Hoyt…
Rhino:Lance Hoyt seems dazed and confused right now as Christy Hemme is worried on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Belly to Belly Suplex! By Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Alan Matthews could have Lance Hoyt right here and now…
Mark:Alan Matthews with a cover 1…………………….2……………….3……..No! Lance Hoyt gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Lance Hoyt is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Alan Matthews whips Lance Hoyt in to the ropes… DEAD ON!
Rhino:That could be it right here and now…
Mark:Alan Matthews goes for the cove 1……………………….2………………..3………..NO! Jimmy Rave comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Austin Aries is coming back in to the ring right now…
Mark:Austin Aries charges at Jimmy Rave and spears him to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Rave and Aries are brawling on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Lance Hoyt is struggling to get back up on to his feet….
Rhino:Alan Matthews is looking to end it right here…
Mark:Alan Matthews gets Lance Hoyt up on his shoulders… DIRECT HIT! NO! Lance Hoyt gets out of it… Alan Matthews tunrs around… BOOT FROM HELL!
Rhino:Alan Matthews has been laid out with that Big Boot…
Mark:Lance Hoyt with the cover 1……………………….2……………………..3…………..NO! Alan Matthews got his shoulder up…
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:Alan Matthews is now staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:Lance Hoyt has him up on his shoulders…
Mark:TEXAS TORNADO SLAM! NO! Alan Matthews counters out… Alan Matthes gets Big Lance Hoyt up… DIRECT HIT!
Rhino:He got all of that…
Mark:Alan Matthews goes for the cover…
Rhino:Christy Hemme is up on the apron distracting the referee…
Mark:Austin Aries just got sent in to the guardrail on the outside…
Rhino:Jimmy Rave is back in the ring…
Mark:Alan Matthews turns around… Jimmy Rave hooks him up… BRAINBUSTER!
Rhino:Alan Matthews was just dropped right on his hiead…
Mark:Lance Hoyt crawls on top of Alan Matthews as the referee now makes the count 1………………..2………………3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner THE ROCK N’ RAVE INFECTION!
Rhino:Lance Hoyt and Jimmy Rave are moving up the ranks in the EWA Tag Team Division…
Mark:Are they the future Tag Team Champs? We will have to wait and see… But right now its time for the Candy Canning Showdown…
Candy Canning Match
Justin Credible vs The Rock
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Candy Canning Match and is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Miami, Florida… Weighingin at 275 Pounds… THE ROCK!
(“Is Cookin” plays as The Rock enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Ozone Park, Ny… Weighing in at 225 Pounds… JUSTIN CREDIBLE!
(“Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck” Plays as Justin Credible enters the arena…)
Mark:Well it looks like The Rock will be competing tonight as the fans were undecided in the Next Great Wrestling Success Poll that The Rock was running this week…
Rhino:This is Justin Credible’s first EWA Match in a few months we will see if he is showing any signs of ring rust…
Mark:Justin Credible and The Rock lock up in the center of the ring… Justin Credible backs The Rock up in to the ropes…
Rhino:The referee is saying to break it up…
Mark:Justin Credible nails The Rock with a big right hand and now whips him off in to the ropes…The Rock comes off the ropes and Justin Credible nails him with an elbow right to the side of the head…
Rhino:The Rock gets back up…
Mark:Justin Credible now scoops him up and slams him straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Justin Credible is now dragging him to the corner…
Mark:Running Dropkick! By Justin Credible nailing The Rock right in the face…
Rhino:Justin Credible is now pulling him out of the corner…
Mark:Justin Credible goes for the cover 1……………..2……….. The Rock kicks out…
Rhino:Justin Credible now rolls to the outside of the ring and is looking in the Cane Bucket…
Mark:The Impact Player Justin Credible grabs the walking cane and is going back in to the ring…
Rhino:The Rock is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Justin Credible nails him right in the head with the Walking Cane…
Rhino:That knocked The Rock right off of his feet…
Mark:Justin Credible with a cover 1………………….2…………….The Rock kicks out…
Rhino:Justin Credible goes back to the outside and is bringing in his favorite the Singapore Cane…
Mark:Justin Credible is lining up The Rock as he gets back up on to his feet… Justin Credible swings the cane… The Rock ducks… Samoan Drop! By The Rock…
Rhino:Nice counter right there by the Peoples Champion…
Mark:The Rock is now putting the boots to Justin Credible…
Rhino:The Rock looks down and sees the walking cane…
Mark:The Rock is sticking the Walking Cane right in to the throat of Justin Credible…
Rhino:The Rock is Walking Tall at the moment…
Mark:Justin Credible trying to get the cane off his throat and you could see his face turning red…
Rhino:The Rock is now waiting for him to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Justin Credible is back up and The Rock whips him off in to the ropes… The Rock runs him over with a Clothesline with the walking cane…. The Rock goes for the cover 1…………………2………………..3….No! Justin Credible gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:The Rock is in control at the moment as Justin Credible tries to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Rock just grabbed the singapore cane…
Rhino:Justin Credible is staggering around…
Mark:The Rock swings… Justin Credible ducks… Justin Credible grabs the singapore cane and he nails The Rock right in the head…
Rhino:Hard Shot with the singapore cane…
Mark:The Rock staggers around and Justin Credible nails him right between the eyes with the singapore cane…
Rhino:The Rock looks out of it…
Mark:Justin Credible goes for the cover 1……………….2……….3………No! The Rock kicks out…
Rhino:Justin Credible now waits for The Rock to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Justin Credible scoops up The Rock…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:THATS INCREDIBLE! NO! The Rock counters out of it…
Rhino:The Rock grabs the cane…
Mark:Singapore Cane shot right to the head of Justin Credible…
Rhino:Justin looks out on his feet…
Mark:ROCK BOTTOM!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:The Rock with a cover 1………………….2…………..3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner THE ROCK!
Rhino:The Rock picks up the victory here tonight over Justin Credible…
Mark:Justin Credible’s return to the ring tonight wasn’t a successful one… But right now its time for… Our cameras are in the locker room area right now….
Rhino:That’s Alexis Laree…
Lilith Evans:What do you think you are doing?
Alexis Laree: Getting ready to leave.
Lilith Evans:Uh no there has been a change of plans. Put this on.
Mark:Lilith just handed her a red suit with a cowboy hat….
Alexis Laree:Oh come on. I won the match why do I have to do this?
Lilith Evans:Because I said you had to. You still don’t get it Alexis, we own you. Now put it on..Santa is waiting for his slut to give him a lapdance in the ring…
Mark:I guess we will be seeing a little more of Alexis Laree later on… As we now get set for the EWA Tag Team Championship Match…
EWA Tag Team Championship Weapon of Choice Match
Christian Taylor & Mike Smith(c) vs Voodoo Kin Mafia
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Weapon of Choice Match and is for the EWA Tag Team Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers… Accompanied to the ring by Roxxi Laveaux… Weighing in at a Combined Weight of 529 Pounds… BG and Kip James… THE VOODOO KIN MAFIA!
(“Voodoo Mist” plays as The Voodoo Kin Mafia enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… Representing The Power Trip… Accompanied to the ring by Crystal Taylor… Weighing in at 440 Pounds.. The EWA Tag Team Champions…MIKE SMITH and CHRISTIAN TAYLOR!
(“Prayer” plays as Mike Smith and Christian Taylor enter the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… The Voodoo Kin Mafia have chosen Trash Cans as their Weapon of choice…
Rhino:Christian Taylor has chosen Holy Water…
Mark:Mike Smith brought a steel chair with him…Mike Smith starts things out with BG James… Mike Smith nails BG James with a couple of straight right hands before sending him off in to the ropes…BG James with a reversal and Mike Smith gets taken down with a hip toss…
Rhino:Mike Smith gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Left Jabs by BG James as he opens up on Mike Smith… BG James goes for a big right hand… Mike Smith ducks the right hand… Neckbreaker! By Mike Smith…
Rhino:BG James is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Mike Smith goes behind BG James and nails him with a Full Nelson Slam! Driving him straight in to the canvas…
Rhino:Mike Smith is dragging BG James to the Power Trip Corner…
Mark:Christian Taylor gets the tag from Mike Smith… Mike Smith holds open BG James and Christian Taylor with a hard kick to right to the midsection… Christian Taylor now hooks up BG James… Rib Breaker!
Rhino:BG is holding on to his midsection right now…
Mark:Christian Taylor turns him over and starts stomping away at the rib area of BG James… Christian Taylor picks him back up on to his feet… Front Face Suplex! By Christian Taylor…
Rhino:He sent him face and chest first right in to the canvas…
Mark:Christian Taylor goes for the cover 1……………….2…………………BG James kicks out…
Rhino:Christian Taylor tags back in Mike Smith…
Mark:Mike Smith with a couple of right hands as he whips BG James off in to the ropes…
Rhino:Blind Tag!
Mark:BG James comes off the ropes…Mike Smith ducks his head…
Rhino:BG James with a leap frog…
Mark:Mike Smith turns around and looks right at BG James… From behind Kip James comes in and nails Mike Smith with a Belly to Back Suplex…
Rhino:Mike Smith didn’t see the tag…
Mark:BG James was the distraction and Kip James came in from behind and laid in the attack… As Kip James goes for the cover 1…………….2………. Mike Smith kicks out…
Rhino:Mike Smith is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:BG James just tossed Kip James the trash can…
Rhino:Mike Smith staggers out of the corner…
Mark:Kip James lays out Mike Smith with the Trash Can…
Rhino:He caught him right in the head with that trash can…
Mark:Kip James goes for the cover 1…………………2………………3….No! Kickout by Mike Smith…
Rhino:Christian Taylor wants to be tagged back in to this match up…
Mark:BG James just got the tag as VKM lays out the trash can… Double Vertical Suplex! Right down on to the trash can…
Rhino:Nice double team book by VKM…
Mark:BG James goes for the cover 1…………………..2……………..3………No! Christian Taylor comes in to the ring and breaks it up…
Rhino:Christian Taylor really wants back in as he is yelling at Mike Smith to tag him in…
Mark:BG James with a kick to the midsection… Piledriver! No! Mike Smith counters with a Back Body Drop…
Rhino:Both men are down on the canvas right now and need to make a tag…
Mark:BG James tags in Kip…
Rhino:Here comes Christian Taylor as he gets the tag as well…
Mark:Christian Taylor charges and lays out Kip James with a clothesline…
Rhino:BG James comes charging at Christian Taylor…
Mark:Christian Taylor catches him… Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:That sent BG James out of the ring…
Mark:Kip James is staggering back up on to his feet… Christian Taylor hooks him up… Vertabreaker!
Rhino:That could be it right here…
Mark:Christian Taylor goes for the cover 1………………….2……………..3…….NO! Kip James gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close call right there…
Mark:Crystal Taylor just handed the Holy Water to Christian…
Rhino:Kip James is staggering back up…
Mark:Christian goes to throw the water… Kip James kicks it back in the face of Christian Taylor…
Rhino:Christian Taylor is in trouble…
Mark:Kick to the midsection… FAMEASSER!
Rhino:We are going to have new Tag Team Champions…
Mark:Kip James goes for the cover…
Rhino:Jimmy Rave just ran down to the ring and is distracting the referee…
Mark:Lance Hoyt is in the ring… Kip James turns around… BIG BOOT!
Rhino:Kip James has been laid out…
Mark:Christian Taylor is getting back up…
Rhino:Kip James is staggering up…
Mark:CLEANSED! Christian Taylor goes for the cover 1……………….2…………….3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners and STILL EWA Tag Team Champions MIKE SMITH AND CHRISTIAN TAYLOR!
Rhino:Why did The Rock N’ Rave Infection help out The Power Trip…
Mark:Hoyt and Rave are staring down The Tag Team Champions right now…
Rhino:We could be seeing a showdown between these two teams in the near future…
Mark:I think we could… But right now we are being told that Kent Richardson is standing by with the EWA World Champion Triple H backstage… Take it away Kent…
Kent:Thanks Mark… Triple H later on tonight you are going to be taking on James Storm… Your thoughts?
HHH:My thoughts are simple Kent… Everyone has heard the rumors… Everyone has heard that James Storm may be leaving the EWA after tonight…But you better believe… If it happens… James Storm WILL NOT… Be leaving The EWA with the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… As tonight James Storm… He will find out exactly WHY I AM… THAT… DAMN… GOOD!
Kent:Triple H and James Storm still to come here tonight Mark…
Mark:Yes it is… As we now get set for more some Lumberjack Action…
Lumberjack Match
Christian Cage vs Dark Demon
-Team DX & The Wolfpac As Lumberjacks
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Lumberjack Match and is set for one fall… Now introducing the Lumberjacks… First… They are MARCUS LABRUZ… STEELE and DANGEROUS D… THE WOLFPAC!
(“Wolfpac” plays as the members of the Wolfpac enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Now representing Team DX… SHAWN MICHAELS and the EWA World Heavyweight Champion TRIPLE H!
(“Break it Down” plays as Shawn Michaels and Triple H enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Now Introducing the participants… First…From Death Valley, Ca… Weighing in at 322 Pounds… Representing The Wolfpac… DARK DEMON!
(“Graveyard” plays as Dark Demon enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Toronto, Canada… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… CHRISTIAN CAGE!
(“Take Over” plays as Christian Cage enters the arena…)
Rhino:Christian just asked for a microphone and looks like he has something to say…
Christian: For the last 3 weeks, the big question in the EWA has been who is Christian Cage going to choose as the fourth man for Team Charisma at New Years Evil. After careful consideration, one name stuck out. One man was clearly the right choice. While I was calling and negotiating with person after person, this man came to me. He knew where he stood and that’s the type of man The Captain needs to have his back in the Wargames! Ladies and gentlemen.. The fourth man.. THE PHENOMENAL.. A.. J.. STYLES!
(“I Am” hits over over the PA System as AJ comes down to the ring to join Degeneration X at ringside)
Mark:Christian gets up in the face of Dark Demon…
Rhino:Dark Demon shoves Christian backwards right in to the ropes…
Mark:Christian charges at Dark Demon and nails him with a couple of right hands… Dark Demon blocks a right hand and now kicks Christian hard in the midsection… Dark Demon now lifts up Christian Cage high in the air…
Rhino:Where is Christian going to land…
Mark:Dark Demon dumps Christian Cage over the top rope and to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Christian has landed right in front of the Wolfpac…
Mark:Steele and LaBruz put the boots to Christian…
Rhino:AJ Styles runs over to protect Christian and now Steele rolls Christian back in to the ring…
Mark:Christian gets back up on to his feet in the ring… Dark Demon nails Christian with a couple of right hands and now follows it up with a swinging neckbreaker…
Rhino:Dark Demon is getting up on to the middle rope…
Mark:Leg Drop! By Dark Demon right down on to Christian Cage… Dark Demon goes for the cover 1……………..2…………. Kickout by Christian…
Rhino:Christian is making his way back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dark Demon sends Christian off in to the ropes… Dark Demon catches Christian as he comes off the ropes… Belly to Belly Suplex! Sending Christian across the ring…
Rhino:Christian is staggering up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Dark Demon charges at Christian… Christian ducks and pulls down the ropes and Dark Demon goes over the top rope to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Dark Demon lands right in front of DX…
Mark:Triple H and Shawn Michaels taking their shots at Dark Demon before tossing him back in to the ring…
Rhino:Christian is stomping away at the back of Dark Demon…
Mark:Christian is dragging Dark Demon to the corner and is now stomping away at the midsection of Dark Demon… Christian Cage backs up and now charges and rams his knee right in the head of Dark Demon…
Rhino:Christian is picking Dark Demon up off the ground…
Mark:Christian whips Dark Demon off in to the ropes… Dropkick! By Christian Cage catching Dark Demon square in the face with the dropkick…
Rhino:Nice dropkick by Christian…
Mark:Christian goes for the cover on Dark Demon 1…………………2……………..Dark Demon kicks out…
Rhino:Christian is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Christian Cage is going to fly… Frog Splash! By Captain Charisma…
Rhino:I think Christian could have Dark Demon right now…
Mark:Christian goes for the cover on Dark Demon once again 1………………….2………………3…….NO! Dark Demon gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Dark Demon is right now staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Christian goes behind Dark Demon again… Reverse DDT!
Rhino:Christian is looking to end it right here and now…
Mark:Christian with the cover 1…………………2………………….3……..NO! Dark Demon gets his shoulder up one more time…
Rhino:Right now Team DX and the Wolfpac are looking on… But they wont be looking on at New Years Evil… As they will all be in action in the Wargames Match…
Mark:Dark Demon is staggering up on to his feet… Christian hooks up Dark Demon… UNPRETTIER! NO! Dark Demon shoves Christian off in to the ropes… Christian comes off the farside…Flapjack!
Rhino:Christian is now staggering back up…
Mark:Dark Demon gets him up on his shoulders… Death Valley Driver!
Rhino:That could be it right here…
Mark:Dark Demon goes for the cover 1……………………2………………..3……No! Christian gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Christian is now staggering back up on to his feet right now…
Mark:Dark Demon is setting Christian up for the Death Drop…
Rhino:AJ Styles is up on the apron…
Mark:Dark Demon knocks AJ Styles off the apron…
Rhino:DX and the Wolfpac are now brawling at ringside…
Mark:Christian is back up on to his feet… Dark Demon turns around… Christian kicks him in the midsection… UNPRETTIER!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Christian covers Dark Demon 1………………..2……………3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner CHRISTIAN CAGE!
Rhino:Christian celebrates… Officials are separating both teams at ringside…
Mark:Its going to be Team DX and the Wolfpac in Wargames at New Years Evil…Right now the EWA Total Impact Championship is going to be on the line… So lets send it down to the ring for the introductions…
EWA Total Impact Championship Match
Jason Phoenix(c) vs Sonny Siaki
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall and is for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger…From Pago Pago, American Samoa… Weighing in at 242 Pounds… SONNY SIAKI!
(“Cocky” plays as Sonny Siaki enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And his opponent… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 246 Pounds… Accompanied to the ring by Morgan Alvertez… The EWA Total Impact Champion… JASON PHOENIX!
(“Violence Fetish” plays as Jason Phoenix enters the arena…)
Mark:Sonny Siaki and Jason Phoenix face to face in the center of the ring… Jason Phoenix nails Sonny Siaki with a couple of straight right hands…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki is firing back with a couple of shots of his own…
Mark:Sonny Siaki goes for a big right hand… Jason Phoenix ducks… Jason Phoenix goes behind Sonny Siaki and he now hooks him up…German Suplex by Jason Phoenix…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki is getting back up on to his feet slowly…
Mark:Jason Phoenix now hooks up Sonny Siaki and drops him with a sidewalk slam…
Rhino:Jason Phoenix is now asking Morgan Alvertez to get him a steel chair…
Mark:Morgan Alvertez slides a steel chair in to the ring… Jason Phoenix opens up the steel chair as Sonny Siaki gets back up on to his feet… Jason Phoenix whips Sonny Siaki off in to the ropes… Drop Toe Hold right in to the steel chair…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki went face first in to the chair…
Mark:Jason Phoenix is now grabbing the steel chair and is wedging the chair in between the turnbuckles in the corner…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Jason Phoenix scoops up Sonny Siaki up on his shoulder… Jason Phoenix goes to ram Siaki head first in to chair… Sonny Siaki slides off the shoulder Jason Phoenix and now shoves him off in to the corner…
Rhino:Jason Phoenix went shoulder first in to the chair…
Mark:Jason Phoenix turns around… Sonny Siaki connects with a Samoan Drop!
Rhino:Sonny Siaki is now going to the outside of the ring and is bringing a table in to the ring…
Mark:The table has been slid in to the ring and now Jason Phoenix is getting back up on to his feet… Sonny Siaki charges at Jason Phoenix and takes him down with a STO…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki is now opening up the table in the ring…
Mark:Jason Phoenix is using the ropes to get back up on to his feet… Sonny Siaki with a couple of uppercuts and now lays Jason Phoenix out on the table…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:FLIP MODE! Connects! Driving Jason Phoenix through the table…
Rhino:The referee is checking on Jason Phoenix to see if he can still continue…
Mark:The referee says Jason Phoenix can continue as he is starting to move…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki is waiting for him to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Jason Phoenix is back up on to his feet… Sonny Siaki scoops him up… SIAKI CUTTER! No! Jason Phoenix shoves Sonny Siaki off in to the ropes… Siaki comes off the ropes… Spinebuster!
Rhino:Sonny Siaki’s head bounced off the mat…
Mark:Jason Phoenix is now trying to get back in control of this match up… Jason Phoenix now drags Sonny Siaki by the legs to the corner…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good for Sonny Siaki…
Mark:Jason Phoenix rams Sonny Siaki’s leg right in to the steel ring post…
Rhino:Jason Phoenix just grabbed a steel chair…
Mark:Jason Phoneix swings and smashes Sonny Siaki’s leg right in to the ring post with the steel chair…
Rhino:You can see that Sonny Siaki is in some pain right now…
Mark:Sonny Siaki trying to crawl back in to the center of the ring…
Rhino:Jason Phoenix is now back in the ring and ready to go back to work…
Mark:Jason Phoenix turns Sonny Siaki over and now drives his right knee right in to the mat…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki is holding on to his right leg…
Mark:Jason Phoenix is now hooking him up… Indian Death Lock!
Rhino:You can see the pain on the face right now of Sonny Siaki…
Mark:Sonny Siaki is struggling to get to the ropes…
Rhino:Jason Phoenix continues to apply pressure with the Indian Death Lock…
Mark:Sonny Siaki is crawling to the ropes…
Rhino:Will he tap out if he cant get to the ropes…
Mark:The referee is asking him… Sonny Siaki is going to tap out… No! As Sonny Siaki gets his hand on the bottom rope…
Rhino:The hold must be broken now…
Mark:Sonny Siaki is limping back up on to his feet… Jason Phoenix now grabs Sonny Siaki by the leg… Dragon Screw Leg Whip!
Rhino:More damage being done to the right leg of Sonny Siaki…
Mark:Jason Phoenix now pulls him off in to the center of the ring… Here it comes… Figure Four Leg Lock!
Rhino:Sonny Siaki is in a lot of pain right now…
Mark:Sonny Siaki is trying to get to the ropes…
Rhino:Jason Phoenix continues to apply the pressure…
Mark:Sonny Siaki is trying to turn Jason Phoenix over…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki couldn’t get to the ropes so he is now trying to turn Jason Phoenix over and put the pressure on him…
Mark:Sonny Siaki turns Jason Phoenix over and now Jason Phoenix is the one in trouble…
Rhino:Jason Phoenix quickly got to the ropes and now the hold is broken…
Mark:Right now Sonny Siaki is limping back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Jason Phoenix is back up as well…
Mark:Jason Phoenix goes for a right hand… Sonny Siaki blocks and starts opening up on Jason Phoenix… Sonny Siaki whips Jason Phoenix off in to the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:Sonny Siaki is starting to feel it…
Mark:Sonny Siaki rolls to the outside of the ring and is bringing another steel chair in to the ring…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki is limping back in to the ring…
Mark:Jason Phoenix staggers back up on to his feet… Sonny Siaki nails Jason Phoenix right in to the midsection with the Steel Chair… Sonny Siaki drops the chair…SIAKI DROP! Right down on to the steel chair…
Rhino:Jason Phoenix could be done…
Mark:The referee checks on him and says he can continue…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki is now waiting for Jason Phoenix to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Sonny Siaki slides the chair in position…
Rhino:Jason Phoenix is in trouble now as Sonny Siaki is lining him up…
Mark:SIAKALYPSE ON TO THE STEEL CHAIR!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Morgan Alvertez is up on the apron and is distracting the referee…
Rhino:Christian Taylor just ran down to the ring and just poored some water on the face of Jason Phoenix trying to wake him back up…
Mark:The referee is now checking on Jason Phoenix and says he can continue…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki was distracted by Morgan Alvertez as well and didn’t see what Christian Taylor did…
Mark:Sonny Siaki limps back to the outside and is bringing another table in to the ring…
Rhino:The table is being setup as Jason Phoenix staggers back up on to his feet…
Mark:Sonny Siaki is setting up Jason Phoenix up on the top rope…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good…
Mark:Superplex! No!
Rhino:Siaki’s knee started to give out…
Mark:Jason Phoenix shoves Sonny Siaki off the top rope and he lands right on the table…
Rhino:Siaki is in rtouble…
Mark:PHOENIX HEAT! THROUGH THE TABLE!
Rhino:That could be it right here…
Mark:The referee is checking on Sonny Siaki… The referee calls for the bell… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Total Impact Champion… JASON PHOENIX!
Rhino:Jason Phoenix survives Seasons Beatings with the EWA Total Impact Championship…
Mark:It is now time to see if…Well here comes Santa Claus along with James Mitchell…
Rhino:Why is James Mitchell with Santa Claus?
Mark:Im not sure…. But I think we are going to find out…
(“Santa Claus is Coming to Town plays as Lilith dressed in a red top, black pants, and a Christmas Hat dragges out Alexis Laree who is wearing a red bra, red chaps, red underware underneath, and a red Christmas Cowgirl hat. They both get in the ring as Lilith hands Alexis a candycane.)
Mitchell:Ahh doesn’t she look yummy Santa? Now Little Helper, I want you to give Santa a lapdance.
Mark:Alexis looks sick to her stomich and shakes her head no…
Rhino:It is pissing off James Mitchell.
Mitchell:Do it or I will make you pay later!!!
Mark:Alexis doesn’t like it but she is giving Santa a Lapdance in the center of the ring…
Rhino:The fans are going crazy…
Mark:Security is now making their way down to the ring saving Alexis from more humiliation.
Rhino:Santa is attacking Security…
Mark:Its Judas Mesias!
Rhino:James Mitchell is laughing…
Mark:Lilith pulls Alexis ankle tripping her up and pulling her out of the ring leading her to the back as Mitchell grabs the mic again.
Mitchell:And have a Merry Christmas you misfits…ho ho ho!
Rhino:That was really strange…
Mark:Yes it was… But right now its time to see if Dangerous D can get the EWA Television Championship away from Kurt Angle…
EWA Television Championship Stocking Stuffers Match
Kurt Angle(c) vs Dangerous D
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Stocking Stuffers Match and is for the EWA Television Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Cashville, Tn… Weighing in at 243 Pounds…Representing The Wolfpac…DANGEROUS D!
(“Many Men” plays as Dangerous D enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Pittsburgh, Pa… Weighing in at 250 Pounds… Representing The Power Trip… Accompanied to the ring by Karen Angle… The EWA Television Champion… KURT ANGLE!
(“Medal” plays as Kurt Angle enters the arena…)
Mark:There are four different stocking hanging above the ring right now…
Rhino:I wonder what is in the stockings…
Mark:We will probably find out as the match up goes on… Dangerous D gets up in the face of Kurt Angle and nails him with a big right hand… Dangerous D continues to fire away with right hands on Kurt Angle…
Rhino:Kurt Angle is now firing back…
Mark:Kurt Angle kicks Dangerous D right in the midsection… Belly to Belly Suplex! By Kurt Angle…
Rhino:Nice suplex right there…
Mark:Dangerous D is staggering back up… Kurt Angle hooks him up and connects with a Judo Throw sending Dangerous D across the ring…
Rhino:Dangerous D is staggering up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Kurt Angle charges… Dangerous D gets his feet up right in the face of Kurt Angle… Kurt Angle spins around and Dangerous D runs him over with a clothesline…
Rhino:Kurt Angle is getting right back up…
Mark:Dangerous D goes behind him… Reverse DDT! By Dangerous D… Dangerous D goes for a quick cover 1……………2…… Kurt Angle kicks out…
Rhino:Dangerous D is now climbing up the corner and he is looking to pull down one of the stockings…
Mark:Dangerous D pulls out a Barbed Wire Baseball Bat…
Rhino:He lucked out with that gift from the stocking…
Mark:Kurt Angle gets back up on to his feet… Dangerous D nails the EWA Television Champion right in the midsection and connects with the Barbed Wire Bat… One more shot right across the back of Kurt Angle…
Rhino:That took Kurt Angle off of his feet…
Mark:Dangerous D is now mounting Kurt Angle and is using the Barbed Wire to rake at the face of Kurt Angle…
Rhino:Kurt Angle is now starting to bleed…
Mark:Dangerous D really busted open Kurt Angle… Dangerous D now picks up Kurt Angle and sends him in to the corner…
Rhino:Dangerous D is nailing Kurt Angle with shots in the corner…
Mark:Kurt Angle is being setup on the top rope by Dangerous D… Superplex! By The Challenger Dangerous D…
Rhino:Dangerous D could have Kurt Angle right here and now…
Mark:Dangerous D with the cover 1…………………..2…………….3…….No! Kurt Angle gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:You could see in the face of Dangerous D that he thought that he had Kurt Angle right there…
Mark:Kurt Angle is staggering back up on to his feet… Dangerous D kicks him in the midsection… Powerbomb! No! Kurt Angle counters out… Roll Up 1………………..2………………3….No! Dangerous D kicks out…
Rhino:Both men are getting back up…
Mark:Kurt Angle charges and scores with a big clothesline on Dangerous D…
Rhino:Kurt Angle is now climbing up the corner and is looking to pull down a stocking…
Mark:Kurt Angle pulls out what was in the stocking…
Rhino:Milk!
Mark:Its a bottle of milk…
Rhino:That’s not much of a weapon…
Mark:Kurt Angle opens up the bottle and starts to drink the milk…
Rhino:Kurt Angle likes his milk…
Mark:Dangerous D is getting back up on to his feet… Kurt Angle cracks Dangerous D right in the head with the bottle of the milk…
Rhino:Well Kurt Angle found a way for the bottle of milk to be useful…
Mark:Kurt Angle now covers Dangerous D 1……………..2……………3…No! Dangerous D kicks out…
Rhino:Kurt Angle is wiping the blood out of his eyes right now as he waits for Dangerous D to get back up on his feet…
Mark:Dangerous D is back up… Kurt Angle goes behind him… German Suplex!
Rhino:Kurt Angle still has his arms hooked…
Mark:A Second German Suplex…
Rhino:Kurt Angle rolls through on the German Suplex…
Mark:A Third German Suplex and this time Kurt Angle releases the suplex…
Rhino:Dangerous D could be down after those suplexs…
Mark:Kurt Angle with a cover 1……………………..2…………………3……..NO! Dangerous D gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Very close call right there…
Mark:Kurt Angle climbs up the corner and is pulling down the third stocking…
Rhino:Its Brass Knuckles!
Mark:Kurt Angle puts the Brass Knuckles on and is now waiting for Dangerous D to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Dangerous D is staggering back up…
Mark:Kurt Angle swings… Dangerous D ducks… Dangerous D kicks him in the midsection… Dangerous DDT!
Rhino:Dangerous D could have him right here…
Mark:Dangerous D with a cover 1………………..2…………..3……..No! Kurt Angle gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Dangerous D sees that the brass knuckles fell out of the hand of Kurt Angle…
Mark:Dangerous D picks up the Brass Knuckles…
Rhino:Kurt Angle is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:BIG RIGHT HAND! With the Brass Knuckles…
Rhino:I think Kurt Angle has been knocked out by Dangerous D…
Mark:We could have a new EWA Television Champion as Dangerous D now goes for the cover 1……………………..2……………..3…………..ITS NOT OVER!
Rhino:So Close… Dangerous D thought he had him…
Mark:Dangerous D now picks up and slams Kurt Angle down to the canvas…
Rhino:Dangerous D is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Dangerous D was about to go for the D-Bomb… But he looks up and sees the stocking hanging above him…
Rhino:Dangerous D is pulling down the stocking…
Mark:Kurt Angle is back up… Kurt Angle runs up the turnbuckle… ANGLE SLAM!
Rhino:What a Move!
Mark:The Angle Slam from the top rope as Kurt Angle covers Dangerous D 1………………..2………….3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and Still EWA Television Champion KURT ANGLE!
Rhino:Dangerous D went for the final stocking and it costed him the match up here tonight at Seasons Beatings…
Mark:Kurt Angle keeps the EWA Television Title in the camp of The Power Trip… Can Triple H hold on to the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Lets find out right now as we get set for our Main Event…
EWA World Heavyweight Championship Christmas Coal or Gold Ladder Match
Triple H(c) vs James Storm
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the Christmas Coal or Gold Ladder Match and is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Franklin, Tennessee… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… JAMES STORM!
(“Sorry Bout Your Damn Luck” plays as James Storm enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings “plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go… Triple H goes right after James Storm and nails him with a couple of straight right hands…
Rhino:James Storm is being backed up in to the ropes by Triple H…
Mark:Triple H whips James Storm off in to the ropes… Running High Knee! By The Game…
Rhino:Triple H tried to take his head off with that shot…
Mark:James Storm gets back up on to his feet and Triple H takes him down with a clothesline…
Rhino:You can see hanging above the ring are two boxes… One is a Box Full of Coal and the other is the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:James Storm is getting back up on to his feet in the corner… Triple H charges in… James Storm gets to the boot up…
Rhino:The Game is spinnging around…
Mark:James Storm scores with a running bulldog…
Rhino:James Storm is now heading to the outside of the ring right now and is going after the ladder…
Mark:James Storm slides the ladder back in to the ring…
Rhino:Triple H is makin his way back up on to his feet…
Mark:James Storm charges with the ladder… Triple H with a drop toe hold and James Storm goes face first in to the ladder…
Rhino:It looked like Triple H suckered James Storm in right there…
Mark:Triple H now picks up the ladder…
Rhino:James Storm is back up on his feet…
Mark:Triple H nails James Storm right in to the midsection with the ladder…
Rhino:Triple H isnt done…
Mark:Triple H rams the ladder right in to the face of the Tennessee Cowboy James Storm…
Rhino:Now James Storm’s head was taken off…
Mark:Triple H stands on top of James Storm and now drives the ladder right in to the midsection of James Storm…
Rhino:You can see that James Storm is in a lot of pain after that shot…
Mark:James Storm is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:You can see that Triple H is enjoying dishing out the pain at the moment…
Mark:Triple H lays out the ladder as James Storm staggers around…
Rhino:The Game is lining up James Storm…
Mark:Triple H kicks him in the midsection…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:PEDIGREE! On to the Ladder!
Rhino:James Storm has been knocked out…
Mark:Triple H rolls James Storm off the ladder and now The Game is setting up the ladder…
Rhino:Triple H is beginning his climb for the gold…
Mark:Triple H is hoping to open up the right Christmas Box that is hanging above the ring…
Rhino:James Storm still isnt moving…
Mark:Triple H opens up the box…
Rhino:Triple H doesn’t like what he sees…
Mark:Its Coal!
Rhino:Triple H is dumping the coal down on to James Storm…
Mark:Triple H throws the box away and is now reaching up for the other box…
Rhino:Which he already knows is the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Triple H rips open the box and pulls out his EWA World Heavyweight Championship… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and Still EWA World Heavyweight Champion TRIPLE H!
Rhino:Triple H just simply sent a message to the EWA and that is if you want to be EWA World Heavyweight Champion you need to go through him…
Mark:Triple H is still on top… Will Triple H lead Team DX in to victory at New Years Evil in Wargames… We will find out… Happy Holidays Everyone… We will see you at New Years Evil!
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