Tuesday Night Carnage 08-21-07
In Memory
of
Doug Kinsella
1980-2007
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(“Metalingus” hits as Edge makes his way out to the ring, the crowd booing loudly..)
Edge: CUT THE CRAP.. You’re giving that generic piece of a crap a ten bell salute when he probably took his life because of how bad he was? (crowd) Not on my watch, because I am the Television Champion, this is MY SHOW.. So tonight, we’re gonna have ourselves an edition of the Cutting Edge. Allow me to introduce my guest at this time. He is the EWA World Champion.. TRIPLE.. H..
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H walks out in to the arena as the crowd cheers…)
HHH:Im so heartbroken right now…How in the world are we going to live without the King of Headgames… The Real Deal himself… Jay Mack…(starts to “cry”)
(Edge whispers into Triple H’s ear)
HHH:You mean…Doug Died? Oh well… Sorry bout his damn luck… No sweat off my back…So this is the Cutting Edge… Whats so “Cutting Edge” about it?
Edge: I’m the one who asks the questions around here. One of which happens to be.. How does it feel knowing that your reign as EWA World Champion is almost over?
HHH:And what a great first question that was Edge… I mean that’s really hard hitting…But ya see Edge… What makes you think that my reign as World Champion is going to be over… Because I am facing a guy who 11 months ago I destroyed inside the Cell…
Edge: Because there’s a little thing we call statistics. See, Trips.. Just look at you. You’re putting on weight, your knees are taped up. But McConnell.. McConnell is only 26, not even in his prime.
HHH:What are you the number one member of the William McConnell Fan Club? By the things that you said…. You must think that “The Game” is passed his “Prime”… Right Edge?
Edge: Don’t put words in my mouth, because you aren’t. Not just yet, anyways.. But you see, Triple H.. You forget that this is the guy who could do anything and everything who wants to get that belt off you. He can stack the deck, he can make it a handicapped gauntlet.. And he just happens to be your tag partner tonight.
HHH:Yes I know he can run me through the gauntlet… It wouldn’t be the first time that he has done it…And yes I know he is my tag team partner… And I know that he is just using my real tag team partner just to get at the EWA World Championship…
Edge: Is that what you think, Trips?
HHH:I dont think it… I know it… You know Will… Its what he does… He uses people to get what he wants…
Edge: Well lets see if that’s true. Ladies and gentlemen, the next EWA World Champion.. THE ANSWER.. WILLIAM MCCONNELL!
(“The Answer” hits over the PA System as McConnell makes his way to the ring)
McConnell: Edge, why are you out here stirring shit up?
Edge: I’m just getting the facts out there. Ain’t that right, Trips?
HHH:You are doing something alright…
Edge: So, Trips.. Why don’t you tell your buddy here just what you think of him?
HHH:You want me to tell Will… That he is a User… The fine…Will… You are a User…You use people just like you use drugs… You are a USER!
McConnell: Hunter, why don’t you back off. I told you once, I’ll tell you again. Whether you like it or not. I’ve got YOUR BACK.
HHH:That’s a bunch of crap Will… You have been on the ass of DX for the last year… You think I am going to trust you after what you have put me through and what you have put Shawn through… If you think im gonna trust you… Then you must be high…
McConnell: Make all the jokes you want.. Tonight, we team, next week, I TAKE YOUR BELT.
HHH:You think you can take my belt Will… Is that what you think…(moves closer)
McConnell: Yeah, that’s EXACTLY what I think.
HHH:If you think you are so tough… Why dont you try to take the title from me RIGHT NOW!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels runs down to the ring and gets in between William McConnell and Triple H…)
HBK:Why dont you two just knock it off…
McConnell: I’ve kept my cool, Shawn, he’s the son of a bitch starting shit.
HHH:You are going listen to that crap Shawn…
HBK:Enough… Enough…
(“Here Comes The Money” plays as Shane McMahon walks out on to the stage…)
Shane:Well look what we have here… A Number One Contender and a World Champion ready to tear in to one another… I just love it… And look what else we have… A guy trying to play peacemaker… Well Shawn… If you feel the need to be in the middle of this whole situation… And help people out… Well then I have the perfect thing for you…Because at Summertime Blowout Shawn… You will be The Special Guest Referee in the EWA World Championship Match between Triple H and William McConnell…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels will be the referee… This is going to be real interesting…
Mark:Its going to be a wild night at Summertime Blowout…And its going to be a wild night here tonight as the ring gets cleared as we get to our first contest here at Tuesday Night Carnage…
Young Savage vs Dangerous D
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall…From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 200 Pounds… YOUNG SAVAGE!
(“Fireman” plays as Young Savage enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Cashville, Tennessee… Weighing in at 243 Pounds… DANGEROUS-D!
(“Many Men” plays as Dangerous D enters the arena…)
Mark:Dangerous D makes his in ring debut in the EWA and he goes right after Young Savage nailing him with a couple of right hands… Young Savage is backed up in to the ropes… Irish Whip by Dangerous D… Savage comes off the ropes… Dropkick by Dangerous D…
Rhino:Young Savage gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dangerous D with a kick to the midsection…Swinging Neckbreaker by Dangerous D… Dangerous D goes for the cover 1………………2…………..Kickout by Young Savage…
Rhino:Dangerous D is putting the boots to Young Savage as he moves towards the corner…
Mark:Young Savage is trying to pull himself up on to his feet… Dangerous D charges with a clothesline… Young Savage moves out of the way…
Rhino:Dangerous D is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Young Savage now springs off the ropes… Flying Back Elbow by Young Savage… Young Savage goes for a cover 1…………………2…………….Dangerous D kicks out…
Rhino:Young Savage is now moving on to the ring apron…
Mark:Springboard Dropkick by Young Savage connects on Dangerous D…
Rhino:Young Savage is using his speed and high flying ability to his advantage…
Mark:Young Savage goes for another cover 1……………………..2……….Kickout by Dangerous D…
Rhino:Young Savage is looking to pick up his first victory here in the Extreme Wrestling Alliance…
Mark:Dangerous D gets back up on to his feet… Knife Edge chop across the chest of Dangerous D by Young Savage…
Rhino:Dangerous D is backed up in to the ropes…
Mark:Young Savage scoops up and slams Dangerous D down to the canvas…
Rhino:Young Savage is heading to the top rope…
Mark:Moonsault! No! Dangerous D gets his knees up…
Rhino:Dangerous D saw the moonsault coming and now Young Savage is hurting…
Mark:Dangerous D kicks him in the midsection… Stunner! by Dangerous D…
Rhino:Young Savage is in trouble…
Mark:Dangerous D goes for the cover 1…………………………..2………………3…..NO! Young Savage got his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was close…
Mark:Young Savage staggers back around… Reverse DDT by Dangerous D…
Rhino:Dangerous D is heading to the top rope…
Mark:D-BOMB!
Rhino:What an innovative move by Dangerous D…
Mark:Dangerous D goes for the cover 1…………………………..2………………..3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DANGEROUS D!
Rhino:Dangerous D picks up his first win here in the Extreme Wrestling Alliance…
Mark:Dangerous D has his first win… Young Savage has been unable to get his… But right now its time for our next contest…
Steve Austin vs Darien Hacaga
Pa Announcer:This Next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Tijuana, Mexico… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… DARIEN HACAGA!
(“Forever” plays as Darien Hacaga enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Victoria, Texas… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!
(“Alliance” Plays as Steve Austin enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Stone Cold nails Darien Hacaga with a couple of straight right hands…
Rhino:Stone Cold is really laying in those shots right now…
Mark:Darien Hacaga gets backed up in to the ropes… Irish whip by Stone Cold… Austin goes for a clothesline… Darien ducks the clothesline… Darien Comes off the ropes… Crossbody by Darien Hacaga… He goes right for the cover 1………………2………….Stone Cold kicks out…
Rhino:Steve Austin is backing up in to the corner…
Mark:Darien charges in at Stone Cold… Stone Cold gets his boot up…
Rhino:Darien is staggering around…
Mark:Running Clothesline by the Texas Rattlesnake…
Rhino:Stone Cold is waiting for Darien to get back up on his feet…
Mark:Two guys just jumped the guardrail…
Rhino:Its the New Age Outlaws!
Mark:Bad Ass Billy Gunn and Road Dogg Jesse James have just jumped Stone Cold Steve Austin and Darien Hacaga right now…
Rhino:They are attacking these two men…
Mark:Fameasser by Billy Gunn to Stone Cold Steve Austin…
Rhino:Road Dogg has Darien hooked up…
Mark:Pump Handle Slam! By The Road Dogg…
Rhino:The referee has thrown out this match up…
Mark:The New Age Outlaws Have Arrived! Here in the Extreme Wrestling Alliance… As we now get set for our next contest which will be for the Number One Contendership for the EWA Tag Team Championship…
Number One Contender’s Match for the EWA Tag Team Championship
Kevin Nash vs Shad Gaspard
Special Referee-Randy Orton
Pa Announcer:This next contest is for the Number One Contendership for the EWA Tag Team Championship… Introducing First… The Special Referee… One Half of the EWA Tag Team Champions… RANDY ORTON!
(“Burn In to My Light” plays as Randy Orton enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Now Introducing the participants… First… From Brooklyn,Ny… Weighing in at 285 Pounds… SHAD GASPARD!
(“Hoop Hop” plays as Shad Gaspard enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And his opponent… From Detroit, Michigan… Weighing in at 320 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… KEVIN NASH!
(“Diesel Blues” plays as Kevin Nash enters the arena…)
Mark:Randy Orton calls for the bell and this match up is underway…
Rhino:Shad is not used to looking up at a bigger opponent but he is tonight…
Mark:Kevin Nash with some lip service towards Shad…
Rhino:Shad is giving it right back to him…
Mark:Randy Orton is telling them to go at it…
Rhino:Kevin Nash just told Randy Orton to “Suck It”…
Mark:Shad connects with a right hand as Kevin Nash distracted himself with Randy Orton…
Rhino:The right hands rock Kevin Nash…
Mark:Shad is able to back Kevin Nash up in to the ropes… Irish whip by Shad… Reversal by Kevin Nash… Kevin Nash goes for a clothesline…
Rhino:Shad ducked the clothesline…
Mark:Shad spins Kevin Nash around… Clothesline by Shad…
Rhino:That rocked Kevin Nash…
Mark:Nash staggering… Shad comes off the ropes… Clothesline again…
Rhino:Shad is looking to take down Kevin Nash…
Mark:Shad comes off the ropes… Clothesline by Kevin Nash…
Rhino:Nash nailed Shad before Shad could nail him…
Mark:Shad was knocked back in to the ropes… Kevin Nash scoops up big Shad and snake eyes him on the top turnbuckle…
Rhino:Shad is staggering on his feet…
Mark:Big Boot by Kevin Nash knocking Shad out of the ring…
Rhino:Kevin Nash is trying to get himself back together in the ring… While Shad is trying to do the same thing as well…
Mark:Shad gets back in to the ring…
Rhino:Kevin Nash is telling Shad to bring it on…
Mark:Shad goes for a right hand… Kevin Nash blocks… Kevin Nash nails him with a right hand and follows it up with a couple of forearms right to the side of the head…
Rhino:Big Daddy Cool is backing Shad up towards the corner…
Mark:Kevin Nash has Shad in the corner and Nash nails Shad with elbows right to the side of the head…
Rhino:Kevin Nash is using his power to his advantage…
Mark:Kevin Nash now drives the knees right in to the ribs of Shad Gaspard…
Rhino:I dont think Shad is enjoying this right now…
Mark:Kevin Nash with an irish whip sending Shad in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Big Daddy Cool is getting his diesel engine tuned up…
Mark:Running Clothesline! No! Shad moved out of the way…
Rhino:Kevin Nash got all turnbuckle right now…
Mark:Scissor’s Kick by Shad right to Kevin Nash… Shad goes for the cover as Randy Orton makes the count 1…………………..2………………….Kickout by Kevin Nash…
Rhino:Shad is now putting the boots to Kevin Nash…
Mark:Shad right now is looking to get in to a little bit of a groove… Shad scoops up and he is able to slam Kevin Nash straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Impressive right there…
Mark:Shad now uses the ropes… Leg Drop right down on to Kevin Nash…
Rhino:Big Daddy Cool is in trouble…
Mark:Shad goes for a cover 1……………….2……………..3…. No! Kevin Nash got his shoulder up…
Rhino:Shad isnt happy and he is telling Randy Orton that it should have been three…
Mark:Shad is right up in the face of The Legend Killer…
Rhino:Whats Edge doing out here…
Mark:Edge has a Steel Chair and he nails Shad right in the back with that steel chair…
Rhino:Edge has no business being involved in this match up…
Mark:Kevin Nash is back up on his feet and Edge nails him with the Steel Chair…
Rhino:The Rated R Superstar and EWA Television Champion has just laid out both Shad Gaspard and Kevin Nash…
Mark:Randy Orton is counting both Kevin Nash and Shad Gaspard down for the count…
Rhino:He is up to Seven…
Mark:Eight, Nine and Ten… Randy Orton is calling for the bell…
Rhino:Rated RKO just took out their competition and now they wont have to fight anyone at Summertime Blowout…
Pa Announcer:The Referee Has Counted Both Men out… Which means this match up is a…
(“Hail to the Chief” plays as El Presidente Lone Jobber walks out on to the stage…)
Jobber:Mr. Orton, Mr. Edge, Im Mr. EWA, Lone Jobber… You could call me El Presidente… Since you can call me that, I must insist that Mr. Edge please be escorted to the back… As we need to find out a true number one contender for the EWA Tag Team Titles…And since Mr. Orton you were unable to call this match up correctly… Lets throw you in to this match up as well…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is going to restart this match…
Jobber:So will a new referee please come down to the ring right now…
Rhino:Randy Orton is pissed…
Mark:Yes he is… Shad is up…
Rhino:So is Nash…
Mark:The referee calls for the bell… From behind… Roll up on Shad by Kevin Nash 1………………..2……………..3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner KEVIN NASH!
Rhino:Its going to be The Outsiders trying to regain the EWA Tag Team Titles at Summertime Blowout…
Mark:Randy Orton didn’t have a chance to go back in to the ring… Kevin Nash is victorious here tonight… But will the Outsiders be able to take out Rated RKO at Summertime Blowout? We will have to find out then… But now its time for the Road to Glory to continue… As we get set for our Road to Glory Tournament Match…
Road to Glory Tournament
Mr. Kennedy vs Big Daddy Ace
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Road to Glory Tournament Match…Introducing first… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 273 Pounds… Representing the BTP… BIG DADDY ACE!
(“No More Sorrow” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…
(“Turn Up The Trouble” plays as Mr. Kennedy enters the arena…)
Mr. Kennedy:Ladies and Gentlemen…I weigh in tonight at 247 Pounds…Hailing from GREEN BAY, WISCONSIN… MISTER KENNEDY!…. Kennedy!
Mark:Mr. Kennedy and Big Daddy Ace lock up in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Both men are trying to get the advantage over the other…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is able to back up Mr. Kennedy in to the ropes…
Rhino:Kennedy puts his head between the ropes and is telling the referee to back Big Daddy Ace away…
Mark:Thumb to the eye by Mr. Kennedy…
Rhino:Cheap shot right there…
Mark:Side headlock by Mr. Kennedy as he grinds away at the head of Big Daddy Ace… Big Daddy Ace tries to fight his way out of it…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is nailing Mr.Kennedy right in the midsection…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace shoves Mr. Kennedy off in to the ropes… Kennedy comes off the ropes… Shoulder Block by Big Daddy Ace knocking Mr. Kennedy off of his feet…
Rhino:Mr. Kennedy is moving back towards the corner…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy is yelling at the referee saying that Big Daddy Ace pulled on his hair…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace just laughs at the thought of him pulling on his hair…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy goes back in for a side headlock…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is trying to once again fight out of it…
Mark:Belly to Back Suplex by Big Daddy Ace dropping Mr. Kennedy right on the back of his head…
Rhino:Kennedy didn’t like that at all as he makes his way back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace charges at Mr. Kennedy… Kennedy ducks and he pulls down the top rope and Big Daddy Ace goes flying over the top rope to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Mr. Kennedy saw him coming and was able to duck out of the way at the last second…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy rolls to the outside of the ring and he rams Big Daddy Ace’s head right in to the steel steps…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is trying to shake that off…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy now with an irish whip… Reversal by Big Daddy Ace and Mr. Kennedy goes hard in to the steel guard rail…
Rhino:Mr. Kennedy is staggering around…
Mark:Back Body Drop by Big Daddy Ace sending Mr. Kennedy high in the air…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace rolls back in to the ring to break the referee’s count…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now picks up Mr. Kennedy and throws him head first in to the steel ring post…
Rhino:Mr. Kennedy is in bad shape right now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace rolls Mr. Kennedy back in to the ring and goes for a quick cover on Mr. Kennedy 1…………………2…………..Kickout by Mr. Kennedy…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace picks Mr. Kennedy up off the mat…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy is pushed back in to the corner by Big Daddy Ace… Big Daddy Ace charges and connects with a running clothesline in to the corner…
Rhino:Mr. Kennedy staggers out of the corner not knowing where he is right now…
Mark:Powerslam by Big Daddy Ace… As he now goes for the cover 1……………………..2…………………….3…. No! Mr. Kennedy gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close call there…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now waits for Mr. Kennedy to get back up on to his feet… Kick to the midsection… Powerbomb… No! Back Drop by Mr. Kennedy…
Rhino:Mr. Kennedy was able to counter out of a powerbomb that would have drilled him right in to the mat…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy tries to get himself back together as he is now choking Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:The referee steps in there to get Mr. Kennedy off of Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is crawling towards the corner… Mr. Kennedy charges and drives his knee right in to the face of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:You could see Big Daddy Ace’s neck snap backwards after that move…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy now with his boot and just drives the side of his boot right over the face of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Some would call that a face wash…
Mark:One more Face Wash as you called it Rhino by Mr. Kennedy… Kennedy now pulls Big Daddy Ace out of the corner… Side Slam Backbreaker by Mr. Kennedy…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is in a little bit of trouble right now…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy goes for the cover 1…………………..2…………………..Big Daddy Ace got his shoulder up…
Rhino:Mr. Kennedy continues to go to work on Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Yes he does as he scoops up Big Daddy Ace and connects with a Shoulder Breaker… Mr. Kennedy goes for another cover 1…………………..2…………….. Kickout again by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Mr. Kennedy right now seems to be finding his groove…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy gets Big Daddy Ace up on his shoulders… Rolling Firemans Carry Slam driving Big Daddy Ace right in to the mat…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is laid out…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy is now heading to the top rope…
Rhino:Mr. Kennedy is taking a big chance right here…
Mark:KENTON BOMB! MISSED! As Big Daddy Ace rolled out of the way…
Rhino:Mr. Kennedy took too long to get to the top rope and Big Daddy Ace was able to move out of the way at the very last second…
Mark:Both men are slowly getting back up on to their feet right now…
Rhino:Mr. Kennedy is up…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is up as well… Mr. Kennedy goes for a right hand… Blocked by Big Daddy Ace…Right hand by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Mr. Kennedy goes for another right hand…
Mark:Blocked again by Big Daddy Ace… Big Daddy Ace scores with a couple of more right hands…
Rhino:Mr. Kennedy is backed up in to the ropes…
Mark:Irish whip by Big Daddy Ace… Reversal by Mr. Kennedy… Kennedy ducks his head…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace puts on the breaks…
Mark:Kick right to the face by Big Daddy Ace… Mr. Kennedy spins around… DDT by Big Daddy Ace… Big Daddy Ace goes for the cover 1…………………….2…………….3…….NO! Mr. Kennedy gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was close…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now picks up Mr. Kennedy and puts him up on his shoulder…
Rhino:What is Big Daddy Ace going to do with Mr. Kennedy…
Mark:Running Powerslam… No… Mr. Kennedy gets off his shoulder and pushes him in to the corner…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace got sent right in the corner…
Mark:Here comes Mr. Kennedy…. SPEAR BY BIG DADDY ACE!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace caught Mr. Kennedy coming in and laid him out with the Spear…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks the leg 1………………………….2……………….3…………..NO! Mr. Kennedy got his shoulder up at the last second…
Rhino:So very close…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace has his eyes locked in for the prize as he knows what is at stake right now…
Rhino:The winner will move on to Summertime Blowout to take on Sonny Siaki in the finals of the Road to Glory Tournament…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy is staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is going in for the kill…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy turns around… Big Daddy Ace hooks him up… ACE CRUSHER! NO! Mr. Kennedy lands on his feet… Kick to the midsection… DDT by Mr. Kennedy…
Rhino:If Big Daddy Ace connected with the Ace Crusher it would have been all over for Mr. Kennedy…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy regroups as he is putting Big Daddy Ace up on the top rope…
Rhino:Mr. Kennedy is setting up for the Green Bay Plunge…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy has him up on his shoulders…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is fighting out of it…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy gets knocked off the top rope by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Mr. Kennedy is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is going to fly… DROPKICK BY MR. KENNEDY!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace got caught coming off the top rope by Mr. Kennedy…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy goes for the cover 1…………………………2……………….3………..NO! Big Daddy Ace got his shoulder up…
Rhino:Mr. Kennedy thought he had him right there…
Mark:Both men are making their way back up on to their feet… Right hands by Kennedy…
Rhino:He is just hammering Big Daddy Ace with those right hands…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy goes for a clothesline… Big Daddy Ace ducks… Spins Mr. Kennedy around… ACE CRUSHER!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is moving on in the Road to Glory Tournament…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks the leg 1………………………2……………………3………………..HE DIDNT GET HIM!
Rhino:Mr. Kennedy’s foot was on the bottom rope…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace cant believe it…
Rhino:Neither can the fans…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy is staggering back up in to the corner… Big Daddy Ace nails him with a couple of right hands…
Rhino:Mr. Kennedy is being placed on the top rope…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace has him hooked up… Superplex… No! Kennedy blocks it and headbutts Big Daddy Ace off the top rope…
Rhino:Mr. Kennedy is now standing on the top rope…
Mark:KENTON BOMB!
Rhino:Mr. Kennedy hit the move… He could have him…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy hooks the leg 1…………………………2……………………3…………ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner MR. KENNEDY!
Rhino:Mr. Kennedy moves on in the Road to Glory Tournament…
Mark:What a battle this was…
Rhino:Both men knew what was at stake and tonight Mr. Kennedy was able to pull it out and pick up the victory over Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:It will be Mr. Kennedy battling Sonny Siaki at Summertime Blowout with the Main Event spot at Glory on the line…Its time for what will be some very interesting six man tag team action…
Six Man Tag Team Match
Triple H, Shawn Michaels & William McConnell vs The Triad
Pa Announcer:This Next contest is a Six Man Tag Team Match set for one fall… Introducing first… Team Number One… Weighing in at a combined weight of 766 Pounds… Shane Sparx, Mark Peora and Diamond Dallas Page… THE TRIAD!
(“Self High Five” plays as The Triad enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… First… From Evansville, Indiana… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… The Answer WILLIAM McCONNELL!
(“The Answer” plays as William McConnell enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And his tag team partners… Representing Degeneration X… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS and the EWA World Heavyweight Champion The Game TRIPLE H!
(“Break it Down” plays as Degeneration X enters the arena…)
Mark:It will be Shawn Michaels and Shane Sparx starting things out here in this contest…
Rhino:As we heard earlier tonight Shawn Michaels will be the man in charge when we head in to Summertime Blowout… When William McConnell challenges Triple H for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Shawn Michaels with a couple of knife edge chops to the chest of Shane Sparx as he lights him up… Shawn Michaels now with an irish whip sending Shane Sparx off in to the ropes… Shane Sparx comes off the ropes and Shawn Michaels connects with a hip toss…
Rhino:Shane Sparx gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Another Hiptoss by Shawn Michaels to Shane Sparx…
Rhino:Right now Shawn Michaels is one step ahead of Shane Sparx…
Mark:Shane Sparx is up and Shawn Michaels slams him straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is picking him right back up and he is bringing Shane Sparx towards the corner…
Mark:Shawn Michaels looks over at his partners…
Rhino:He knows that his partners dont trust one another and he has to make sure that they get along at least for tonight…
Mark:William McConnell asks for the tag and gets it… Shawn Michaels and William McConnell whip Shane Sparx off in to the ropes… Double Clothesline by HBK and PYB…
Rhino:PYB is putting the boots to Shane Sparx right now…
Mark:William McConnell now hooks up Shane Sparx… Vertical Suplex… Shane Sparx lands on his feet and tags in Mark Peora…
Rhino:Mark Peora clips William McConnell from behind…
Mark:Mark Peora is now working over the right leg of William McConnell…Half Crab by Mark Peora as he puts his weight down on to the right leg of William McConnell…
Rhino:William McConnell is trying to crawl to the ropes…
Mark:McConnell is able to get to the ropes as Mark Peora has to break it up…
Rhino:Mark Peora is dragging William McConnell in to the Triad Corner…
Mark:DDP gets the tag from Mark Peora…
Rhino:For a couple of months there was no one hotter in the EWA than Diamond Dallas Page…
Mark:The last couple of weeks havent been the best weeks for DDP but he is looking to turn it around as he nails William McConnell with a couple of right hands… DDP goes for a discus punch… The Answer ducks and nails DDP with a swinging neckbreaker…
Rhino:The Answer is now moving back to his corner as he has DDP with a double underhook…
Mark:Triple H tags the back of William McConnell…
Rhino:Both William McConnell and Triple H stare down at one another…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is saying work together right now… William McConnell opens up DDP for Triple H… Triple H with a kick right to the midsection of Diamond Dallas Page…
Rhino:This is the first in ring action for Triple H since becoming the EWA World Champion…
Mark:The Game now whips DDP off in to the ropes… Running High Knee by the EWA World Champion… The Game goes for the quick cover 1…………………2…………….Kickout by DDP…
Rhino:DDP is fighting his way back up on to his feet now…
Mark:Triple H goes for a right hand that is blocked by DDP… DDP comes back with a right hand of his own… DDP kicks Triple H in the midsection… Vertical Suplex by DDP to Triple H…
Rhino:DDP is now choking the EWA World Champion…
Mark:DDP would like nothing better than to get a pinfall victory over Triple H to get himself back in tehe title hunt here in the EWA…
Rhino:The Game gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:DDP whips Triple H off in to the Triad Corner…
Rhino:Mark Peora gets the tag…
Mark:DDP and Mark Peora are putting the boots to Triple H in the corner…
Rhino:Mark Peora is now pulling Triple H out of the corner…
Mark:Mark Peora now whips Triple H in to ropes… The Game comes off the ropes… Mark Peora ducks his head…The Game puts on the breaks… Knee Buster by Triple H…
Rhino:Mark Peora is spinning around…
Mark:Big Clothesline by Triple H laying out Mark Peora…
Rhino:Triple H is going back towards his corner and stares right at William McConnell…
Mark:Those two dont trust one another…
Rhino:No they dont…
Mark:Triple H tags in Shawn Michaels… Shawn Michaels nails Mark Peora with a couple of knife edge chops right to the chest before slamming him straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:The Showstopper is heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Mark Peora gets back up on to his feet as Shawn Michaels flies off the top rope and connects with a double axe handle… Shawn Michaels goes right for the cover 1…………………….2…………. Shane Sparx comes in to break it up…
Rhino:Shane Sparx is not leaving the ring as he is putting the boots to Shawn Michaels…
Mark:William McConnell comes in to the ring and chases Shane Sparx out of the ring…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels tags Triple H back in to the ring…
Mark:The Game is now waiting for Mark Peroa to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Mark Peora is staggering around…
Mark:Triple H lifts him up… Spinebuster! By Triple H driving Mark Peora in to the mat…
Rhino:William McConnell just reached over and tagged himself in…
Mark:Triple H didn’t like that at all…
Rhino:William McConnell and Triple H are face to face right now…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now in the ring as this is going to get real interesting…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is telling both Triple H and William McConnell to cool it…
Mark:From behind DDP pushes Triple H in to Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shane Sparx is in the ring as well…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now battling with Shane Sparx…
Rhino:Mark Peora is back up…
Mark:Reverse DDT on William McConnell by Shane Sparx…
Rhino:Triple H is back up on his feet…
Mark:DDP charges at Triple H… The Game ducks… And he back drops DDP over the top rope and to the outside goes DDP…
Rhino:Triple H is now battling with DDP on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Shane Sparx just knocked Shawn Michaels out of the ring…
Rhino:Its now a Two on One Assault on William McConnell…
Mark:Shane Sparx and Mark Peora now whip The Answer off in to the ropes…
Rhino:They have The Answer lined up…
Mark:Shawn Michaels pulls Shane Sparx out of the ring and nails him with a right hand…
Rhino:The Answer kicks Mark Peora right in the head…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is back in the ring…
Rhino:The Answer and The Heartbreak Kid exchange a look…
Mark:Mark Peora turns around… DOUBLE SUPERKICK! By McConnell and Michaels… McConnell goes for the cover 1……………………2…………….3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners TRIPLE H, SHAWN MICHAELS and WILLIAM McCONNELL!
Rhino:Triple H is back in the ring right now and is looking right at Shawn Michaels and William McConnell…
Mark:Triple H seems pissed at Shawn Michaels for helping out William McConnell…
Rhino:There are problems brewing here…
Mark:What will happen when Triple H battles William McConnell… We will find out at Summertime Blowout… But for now its time for Our Main Event…
EWA Television Championship Rated R Rules Match
Edge(c) vs Damian Manuwai
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is a Rated R Rules Match and is for the EWA Television Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Tumon, Guam…Now Residing in Seattle, Washington… Weighing in at 223 Pounds… DAMIAN MANUWAI!
(“Praise” plays as Damian Manuwai enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Toronto, Canada… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… The EWA Television Champion… The Rated R Superstar… EDGE!
(“Metalingus” plays as Edge enters the arena…)
Mark:The referee calls for the bell and this match up is underway…
Rhino:Damian Manuwai is making his EWA Debut tonight and his first match is a Championship Match…
Mark:He has the opportunity to make a big splash here in the EWA…. As Edge gets right up in to his face…
Rhino:Edge is telling him that he has no shot at taking him out tonight…
Mark:Damian Manuwai slaps Edge right across the face…
Rhino:Edge didn’t like that at all…
Mark:Edge goes for a clothesline… Damian Manuwai ducks and hammers Edge with a couple of straight right hands… Damian Manuwai whips Edge off in to the ropes… Edge comes off the farside… Arm Drag take over by Damian Manuwai…
Rhino:The Rated R Superstar gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Edge turns around and Damian Manuwai takes him over with a head scissors and turns it right in to a head scissors arm bar…
Rhino:Damian Manuwai has his legs wrapped around the neck of Edge…
Mark:Edge is fighting to get to the ropes and he does right now…
Rhino:Edge is now sliding out of the ring…
Mark:Damian Manuwai charges… Springboard Shooting Star Press to the outside of the ring by Damian Manuwai…
Rhino:What a move by Damian Manuwai…
Mark:Damian Manuwai rolls Edge back in to the ring…
Rhino:Damian is now looking around ringside and is bringing a barbed wire chair in to the ring…
Mark:Business is now picking up as Damian Manuwai grinds the Barbed Wire in to the forehead of the Rated R Superstar…
Rhino:The EWA Television Champion is starting to bleed right now…
Mark:Damian Manuwai lays the chair out on the face of Edge…
Rhino:Damian is up in the middle rope…
Mark:Senton Splash From the middle rope right down on to the Barbed Wire Chair driving it right in to the face of Edge…
Rhino:Damian Manuwai is hurting after that move right there but not as much as the Rated R Superstar…
Mark:Edge is really busted open right now as Damian Manuwai goes for the cover 1………………………2………………3…NO! Edge gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Edge is struggling to get up on to his feet…
Mark:Damian Manuwai now has Edge up in a Fireman’s Carry… Double Knee Buster by Damian Manuwai… Manuwai goes for another cover on Edge 1……………………2…………………Kickout again by Edge…
Rhino:Damian Manuwai is now going to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Damian is now bringing a singapore cane in to the ring…
Rhino:Edge is using the ropes to get himself up on to his feet as the blood drips down his face…
Mark:Edge turns around… Damian Manuwai swings the cane… Edge ducks the cane shot… Kick to the midsection… DDT by Edge…
Rhino:The Rated R Superstar is now going to need to find away to get back in to this contest…
Mark:Edge now picks up the singapore cane as Damian Manuwai turns around and Edge nails him right in the head with the singapore cane…
Rhino:He just about took his head off with that shot…
Mark:Edge now with the singapore cane and he drives the cane in to the throat of the challenger…
Rhino:Edge is just choking the life out of Damian Manuwai…
Mark:Edge now goes to the outside of the ring and he is sliding a couple of different things in to the ring…
Rhino:He slid a steel chair in to the ring and also is sliding a table in to the ring as well…
Mark:Edge is the master of the ConChairto so Damian Manuwai will need to watch out for that… As he makes his way back up on to his feet in the corner…
Rhino:Edge slides the Barbed Wire Chair in to the center of the ring…
Mark:Edge now has Damian Manuwai by the head… Running Bulldog right down on to the Barbed Wire Chair…
Rhino:Damian was just drilled right in to the barbed wire by Edge…
Mark:Damian is now busted open…
Rhino:Edge is wiping the blood out of his eyes…
Mark:Edge goes for the cover 1…………….2……………….3…..NO! Damian Manuwai gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Edge is now opening up the table…
Mark:Damian Manuwai is getting back up slowly… Edge nails him with a couple of right hands as he now puts Damian Manuwai up on the top rope…
Rhino:Damian is now in trouble on the top rope…
Mark:Edge has Damian setup for the Superplex… Damian Manuwai blocks… Damian drives Edge’s head in to the top turnbuckle…
Rhino:Damian is now trying to hook up Edge…
Mark:Double Underhook by Damian Manuwai… PACIFIC PLUNGE THROUGH THE TABLE!
Rhino:OH MY GOD!
Mark:Damian Manuwai goes for the cover on the EWA Television Champion 1…………………..2…………………3………NO! Edge barely gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Damian Manuwai connected with a flipping sitdown facebuster through the table… Very Impressive move by Damian Manuwai…
Mark:It did not seal the deal but it has weaken the EWA Television Champion…
Rhino:Edge is staggering up on to his feet after losing a lot of blood…
Mark:Damian Manuwai kicks him in the midsection and slams Edge down to the canvas…
Rhino:Damian Manuwai is now heading back up to the top rope…
Mark:The EWA Television Champion is in trouble…
Rhino:Damian wipes the blood out of his eyes as he is now about to fly…
Mark:TSUNAMI SENTON! NO! Edge Moves!
Rhino:As Edge moved he slid the steel chair over in place of him and Damian Manuwai comes crashing down on to the Steel Chair…
Mark:The Shooting Star Senton missed as Damian Manuwai staggers back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Edge is back up as well…
Mark:SPEAR! By The Rated R Superstar…
Rhino:That has to be it right here…
Mark:Edge now hooks the leg 1………………………..2………………….3………..NO! Damian Manuwai barely gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Edge can not believe it…
Mark:Edge is now waiting for Damian Manuwai to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Damian Manuwai is staggering around…
Mark:Edge with a kick to the midsection… IMPLANT DDT! NO! Counter… Small Package by Damian Manuwai 1……………………2……………………3………….NO! Edge kicks out…
Rhino:So very close…
Mark:Both men are back up on to their feet…
Rhino:Damian Manuwai is charging at Edge…
Mark:Edge with a drop toe hold in to the steel chair…
Rhino:Damian Manuwai just went face first in to that chair…
Mark:Edge looks around the ring and he picks up the Barbed Wire Chair…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good…
Mark:Damian Manuwai’s head is laid out on to the steel chair… CONCHAIRTO! WITH THE BARBED WIRE CHAIR!
Rhino:Oh My God!
Mark:Damian Manuwai isnt moving as Edge turns him over 1…………………..2……………..3…………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Television Champion EDGE!
Rhino:The Rated R Superstar survives…
Mark:Edge survives with the EWA Television Championship… But will he survive at Summertime Blowout? Who will finally complete their Road to Glory? Who will Shawn Michaels side with as the Special Referee in the EWA World Title Match? We will find out the next time we are on Pay Per View as we will see you at Summertime Blowout… Good Night Everyone…
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