Tuesday Night Carnage 03-20-07
Mark:Welcome everyone to Freedom Hall here in Louisville, Kentucky as we present Tuesday Night Carnage… And Rhino what a night it is going to be here tonight…
Rhino:Two Big Time Championship Matches… Including the EWA World Heavyweight Championship Match…
Mark:That will be our Main Event here tonight as we see Demon Child defend against Doug Kinsella and right now thats all it looks like…
Rhino:Lone Jobber backed out of this match up right before we came on the air tonight… So it looks like its Demon Child and Doug Kinsella for the EWA World Championship…
Mark:It will be a Japanese Death Match and it will be for the title… Plus it will be Two of Three Falls for the EWA Tag Team Titles…
Rhino:Its the Rematch people have been waiting to see… Rated RKO and Degeneration X…
Mark:One team will walk out with the Tag Team Titles… Who will it be? We will find out tonight…
Rhino:Also who was in that limo?
Mark:I dont know who was in that limo right before we hit the airwaves… But it seem like the person was important… But what is important here tonight is the In ring Action… So lets get set for our Opening Contest…
Jeff Hardy vs Carlito
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall.. Introducing first… From The Carribean… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… CARLITO!
(“Cool” plays as Carlito enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Cameron, North Carolina… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… JEFF HARDY!
(“2Xtreme” plays as Jeff Hardy enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Jeff Hardy and Carlito lock up in the center of the ring… Carlito nails Jeff Hardy with a couple of left hands as he backs him up in to the ropes… Irish whip by Carlito sending Jeff Hardy in to the ropes… Carlito goes for a clothesline…
Rhino:Jeff Hardy ducks…
Mark:Jeff Hardy comes off the other side… Flying Forearm Shot by Jeff Hardy…
Rhino:Carlito is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Jawbreaker by Jeff Hardy…
Rhino:Carlito is staggering on his feet…
Mark:Jeff Hardy kicks him in the midsection… DDT by Jeff Hardy… Hardy now goes for the cover 1………………………..2………. Carlito gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Carlito is now being backed up in to the corner…
Mark:Jeff Hardy whips him in to the farside corner… Hardy charges in… Poetry In Motion… No… Carlito moves and Jeff Hardy hits the corner hard…
Rhino:The whiplash effect from hitting the corner that hard really has to take a tole on Jeff Hardy…
Mark:Jeff Hardy turns around and Carlito nails him with a vertical suplex…Carlito floats over 1…………..2………..Kickout by Jeff Hardy…
Rhino:Jeff Hardy is using the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Carlito whips Jeff Hardy in to the ropes… Carlito springboards off the ropes… Flying Back Elbow by Carlito…
Rhino:Nice move right there by Carlito…
Mark:Carlito goes for a cover on Jeff Hardy 1…………………..2……………. Hardy kicks out again…
Rhino:Carlito is waiting for Jeff Hardy to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lefts by Carlito sending Jeff Hardy in to the ropes… Hiptoss by Carlito… Carlito now comes off the ropes… Springboard in to a Moonsault by Carlito…
Rhino:Jeff Hardy is now in trouble…
Mark:Carlito with a cover 1……………………..2…………………3…..NO! Jeff Hardy to get his shoulder up…
Rhino:Jeff Hardy is slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Carlito is now setting Jeff Hardy up on the top rope…
Rhino:Carlito has him setup for the superplex…
Mark:Superplex…No… Blocked by Jeff Hardy… Jeff Hardy knocks Carlito off the top rope…
Rhino:Carlito’s head bounces right off the canvas…
Mark:Jeff Hardy is now standing up on the top rope…
Rhino:This could be it right here…
Mark:SWANTON BOMB! NO!
Rhino:Carlito rolled out of the way…
Mark:Jeff Hardy is staggering back up on to his feet… BACKCRACKER!
Rhino:Carlito hit the move…
Mark:Carlito hooks the leg 1………………………….2……………………3…….. HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner CARLITO!
Rhino:Carlito picks up the win here tonight at Tuesday Night Carnage…
Mark:The question is… Who will leave Tuesday Night Carnage… The EWA World Champion… We will find that out tonight in our Main Event… Right now its time for our next contest…
Halo vs Jarrod Knox
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Manchester, England… Weighing in at 273 Pounds… The Exterminator HALO!
(“This Was My Life” plays as Halo enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Queens, Ny… Weighing in at 268 Pounds… JARROD KNOX!
(“The Sickness” plays as Jarrod Knox enters the arena…)
Mark:Jarrod Knox goes right after Halo nailing with a couple of shots right to the midsection… Knox hammers Halo back in to the corner…
Rhino:He is just pounding away at the ribs of Halo…
Mark:Jarrod Knox whips Halo off in to the farside corner… Halo comes staggering out of the corner…Mafia kick right to the side of the head of Halo…
Rhino:That was a vicious kick by Jarrod Knox…
Mark:Knox goes for a quick cover 1………………….2……… Halo gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Halo is now being brought back up on to his feet by Jarrod knox…
Mark:Jarrod Knox now scoops up Halo and has him up on his shoulder… Running Powerslam driving Halo right in to the canvas… Here is another cover 1……………….2………………. Halo kicks out again…
Rhino:Jarrod Knox is taking his time just delivering blow after blow to Halo…
Mark:Halo gets sent for the ride in to the ropes… Jarrod Knox has him lined up as he ducks his head… Halo holds on to the ropes… And now kicks Jarrod Knox right in the head…
Rhino:Jarrod Knox is spinning around…
Mark:Double Arm DDT by Halo…
Rhino:Halo has turned the momentum of this match up around…
Mark:Halo now goes for the cover on Knox 1…………………….2………………..Kickout by Jarrod Knox…
Rhino:Halo is now backing Jarrod Knox up in to the corner…
Mark:Halo whips Jarrod Knox in to the corner… Running Clothesline by Halo as Jarrod Knox comes staggering out of the corner…
Rhino:Jarrod Knox is in some trouble now…
Mark:Halo with a kick to the midsection… Powerbomb! Driving Jarrod Knox right in to the mat…
Rhino:Jarrod Knox has been laid out by Halo…
Mark:Halo goes for a cover 1…………………………….2………………..3….NO! Jarrod Knox gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:It looks like Halo has Jarrod Knox exactly where he wants him…
Mark:Halo sets him up…. Heavens Hell!
Rhino:That’s Halo’s Version of the Rock Bottom…
Mark:Halo hooks the leg 1……………………..2………………..3……..NO! Jarrod Knox gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was really close and I think Halo thought he had the victory right there…
Mark:Jarrod Knox is now using the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:I think we could be looking at the Death Jury…
Mark:Halo gets him up on his shoulders… DEATH JURY! NO! Jarrod Knox gets out of it and pushes him off in to the corner…
Rhino:Halo is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Jarrod Knox has him lined up… BIG BOOT! NO! Halo ducks and now gets Jarrod Knox up on his shoulders… DEATH JURY!
Rhino:Halo’s Death Valley Driver just dropped Jarrod Knox right on his head…
Mark:Halo hooks the leg 1……………………..2……………3………. HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner HALO!
Rhino:Halo picks up a win here in his debut in the Extreme Wrestling Alliance…
Mark:Many are wondering who exactly was in the limo we saw pull up before Tuesday Night Carnage came on the air and right now Kent Richardson is standing by outside in the parking lot… Kent…
Kent:Yes Mark I am outside here in the parking lot and I have been standing right here since the limo arrived and thus far the door hasnt opened and we have no idea who is that limo… We are going to stay here all night til we find out who is in the limo… Back to you guys…
Mark:Well its time to get back to the ring for more EWA Action…
Voodoo Kin Mafia vs Crazy Eights
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… Team Number One… Representing the Crazy Eights… Weighing in at a combined weight of 312 CM… AVATAR AND LORD HUMONGOUS!
(“Crazy Eights” plays as Avatar and Lord Humongous enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… Weighing in at a combined weight of 524 Pounds… BG and KIP JAMES… THE VOODOO KIN MAFIA!
(“Bounty Hunters” plays as VKM enter the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Its Avatar and BG James starting things out here in this match up… Avatar with a couple of kicks to the thighs of BG James before he sends him off in to the ropes… Avatar goes for a Spin Kick and he connects on BG James…
Rhino:Avatar is now putting the boots to the side of the head of BG James…
Mark:BG James is backed up in to the corner…Avatar sends him for a ride in to the farside corner… BG James comes staggering out as Avatar connects with another spin kick…
Rhino:BG got his head taken off right there…
Mark:Avatar goes for a cover 1…………………2………….. Kickout by BG James…
Rhino:Lord Humongous gets tagged in by Avatar…
Mark:Lord Humongous scoops up BG James and slams him straight down to the canvas… Lord Humongous now comes off the ropes and drops the leg right across the throat of BG James…
Rhino:That’s a lot of weight being dropped right across someones head…
Mark:Lord Humongous now goes for the cover on BG James 1……………………2…………….Kickout again by BG James…
Rhino:Right now Lord Humongous and Avatar are picking apart BG James…
Mark:Lord Humongous scoops up BG James and snake eyes him right across the top turnbuckle…
Rhino:BG James is staggering out on his feet…
Mark:Big Boot by Lord Humongous laying out BG James… Lord Humongous goes for the cover 1…………………2…………Kip James comes in to break it up…
Rhino:Kip James saved his partner right there…
Mark:Lord Humongous tags in Avatar… Avatar whips BG James in to the ropes… Dropkick by Avatar…
Rhino:He caught him right in the jaw with that Dropkick…
Mark:Avatar goes for the cover on BG James 1…………………2………….. BG James gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Avatar is now heading up to the top rope…
Mark:Avatar is going to fly… Moonsault! Misses! As BG James rolled out of the way…
Rhino:BG James is crawling to the corner…
Mark:Kip James gets the tag in by BG James… Avatar gets back up on to his feet and he gets caught with straight right hands from Kip James…
Rhino:Kip is just opening up on Avatar…
Mark:Kip James whips Avatar in to the ropes… Back Body Drop…
Rhino:Avatar went high in the air…
Mark:Kip James now hooks up Avatar…
Rhino:He has him stalling up there in a vertical suplex…
Mark:Kip James takes him over… Jackhammer Slam by Kip James laying out Avatar…
Rhino:Kip James is on a roll right now…
Mark:Kip James goes for the cover 1………………………2…………………… Lord Humongous comes in to the ring and drops the leg right across the back of the head of Kip James to break up the pin…
Rhino:Lord Humongous is now dragging Avatar back to the corner so he can get tagged in…
Mark:Lord Humongous is now the legal man as he begins choking the life out of Kip James… Lord Humongous now picks him up by the throat and throws him hard in to the corner…
Rhino:Lord Humongous is just using his strength advantage to just over power Kip James…
Mark:Lord Humongous sticks his boot right underneath the throat of Kip James in to the corner…
Rhino:Lord Humongous is just choking the life out of Kip James…
Mark:Kip James is staggering out of the corner as Lord Humongous hooks him up… Side Walk Slam…
Rhino:Kip James could be done right here and now…
Mark:Lord Humongous goes for the cover on Kip James 1……………………2…………………….Kip James gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Kip James is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Kip James turns around… CHOKESLAM! NO! Kip James blocks as he rakes the eyes of Lord Humongous… As he now whips him off in to the ropes… Powerslam by Kip James…
Rhino:Both men are down on the canvas right now…
Mark:Avatar is reaching out for the tag… And he gets the tag from Lord Humongous…
Rhino:BG James gets the tag as well…
Mark:Avatar connects with a couple of right hands as he now whips BG James in to the ropes… Spin Kick by Avatar… No… BG James ducks underneath…
Rhino:He felt the spin kick once… But this time he saw it coming…
Mark:A couple of jabs by BG James… And now he is shake rattle and rolling as he connects with a Big Right Hand laying out Avatar…
Rhino:BG James is starting to feel it…
Mark:Big Knee Drop by BG James…
Rhino:Lord Humongous is back in the ring…
Mark:So is Kip James… Kip James charges at Lord Humongous… And knocks him over the top rope with a clothesline…
Rhino:Avatar is now staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:BG James hooks him up… PumpHandle Slam!
Rhino:Avatar has been laid out…
Mark:BG James hooks the leg 1……………………2……………………… 3….NO! Heidenreich just came down to ringside and pulled the referee out…
Rhino:BG James had the match up won…
Mark:BG James now waiting of Avatar to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Avatar is slowly back up…
Mark:BG James hooks him up… Pumphandle Slam! NO! Lord Humongous comes and connects with a Big Boot right in to the face of BG James…
Rhino:BG James has been laid out…
Mark:Avatar rolls on top of BG James as the referee counts…
Rhino:Kip James is distracted by the Crazy Eights who are coming down to ringside…
Mark:Heres the count 1…………………2…………..3…… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners CRAZY EIGHTS!
Rhino:The Crazy Eights pick up the victory here tonight…
Mark:But they dont seem to be done… As all Eight Members of the Crazy Eights are standing on the ring apron…
Rhino:Kip James and BG James are in the ring being surrounded…
Mark:Here come the Crazy Eights…
Rhino:Its an Eight on Two Assault right now on VKM…
Mark:BG James and Kip James are trying to fight off the Crazy Eights… But the numbers are too much…
Rhino:The Crazy Eights are showing their numbes advantage…
Mark:What the hell… Its DX!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels and Triple H have come down to ringside carrying Steel Chairs…
Mark:DX is in the ring and they are chasing off The Crazy Eights with the Steel Chairs…
Rhino:It will be the Crazy Eights vs Degeneration X at Sabotage…
Mark:DX and VKM are staring down one another in the center of the ring… DX is now about to battle for the EWA Tag Team Titles… But what is up with DX and VKM… Right now its time for the Tag Team Championship Match…
EWA Tag Team Championship Best 2 of 3 Falls Match
Rated RKO(c) vs Degeneration X
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Best 2 of 3 Falls Match for the EWA Tag Team Championship… Introducing first… Team Number One… Already in the ring… The Challengers…Representing Degeneration X… Weighing in at a combined weight of 487 Pounds… The Game TRIPLE H and The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS! And their opponents… Weighing in at Combined Weight of 485 Pounds… The EWA Tag Team Champions… Randy Orton and Edge… RATED RKO!
(“Pride” plays as Rated RKO enters the arena…)
Mark:Well Rated RKO arent getting in the ring just yet…
Rhino:Randy Orton just handed the referee something and now the referee is telling the PA Announcer something…
Pa Announcer:Ladies and Gentlemen… By Order of the Executive Talent Manager of Degeneration X and Acting Vice President William McConnell… This Tag Team Championship Match Up… Is now a Best Two of Three Falls NO DQ MATCH!
Rhino:Things have just now gotten real interesting with it being NO DQ…
Mark:Randy Orton and Edge are now up on the apron and they are telling the referee to get either Shawn or Triple H out of the ring…
Rhino:Edge and Orton want this match up to go their way and they are taking their time to get it started…
Mark:Randy Orton enters the ring and locks up in the center of the ring with Shawn Michaels…Collar and Elbow tie up by HBK and Orton as HBK backs Randy Orton right in to the ropes…
Rhino:The referee steps in and gets a clean break…
Mark:Shawn Michaels just gave a Crotch Chop to Randy Orton…
Rhino:That just got under the skin of Randy Orton…
Mark:Randy Orton charges at Shawn Michaels… Hip Toss by The Heartbreak Kid…
Rhino:Randy Orton gets right back up…
Mark:Arm Drag take over by Shawn Michaels… As he continues to frustrate Randy Orton…
Rhino:Randy Orton is trying to fight out of the arm bar that Shawn Michaels has locked in…
Mark:Randy Orton begins to pull on the hair of Shawn Michaels… The referee warns him to let go…
Rhino:Remember it is No DQ…
Mark:That is true… So what Randy Orton is doing is legal… Shawn Michaels and Randy Orton make their way back up on to their feet… Randy Orton with a couple of right hands to Shawn Michaels sending him off in to the ropes…Randy Orton ducks his head… Shawn Michaels puts the breaks on and kicks Randy Orton right in the face…
Rhino:Randy Orton is staggering around…
Mark:Clothesline over the top rope by Shawn Michaels sending Randy Orton over the top rope as Shawn Michaels skins the cat back in to the ring…
Rhino:Vintage Shawn Michaels right there…
Mark:Edge is coming in to the ring as he charges at Shawn Michaels… Shawn Michaels ducks and pulls down the top rope as Edge goes flying over the top rope…
Rhino:Right now Shawn Michaels is frustrating both members of Rated RKO…
Mark:Randy Orton takes his time to get back in to the ring and is demanding that Shawn Michaels tag in Triple H…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels reaches out and tags in Triple H…
Mark:Randy Orton goes charging at Triple H and the Game knocks him down with a right hand…
Rhino:Randy Orton reaches out and tags in Edge now…
Mark:Edge locks up with Triple H and he backs Triple H up in to the corner… Edge with a couple of knife edge chops right across the chest of Triple H in the corner… Edge whips Triple H in to the farside corner… The Game comes out of the corner and gets taken out with a spin kick from Edge…
Rhino:Nice move right there by Edge…
Mark:Edge goes for a quick cover 1………………2…………. Kickout by Triple H…
Rhino:Edge is now putting the boots to Triple H…
Mark:Edge tags in Randy Orton… Orton and Edge hooks up Triple H… Double Vertical Suplex by Rated RKO…
Rhino:Rated RKO has taken control of this match up…
Mark:Randy Orton is now stomping away at Triple H…
Rhino:He is really putting the boots to The Game right now…
Mark:Hangman’s Neckbreaker by Randy Orton… As Orton goes for the cover 1………………..2………..Kickout by Triple H…
Rhino:Edge gets the tag back in…
Mark:Edge and Randy Orton whip Triple H in to the ropes… Double Clothesline by Rated RKO… Edge now covers Triple H 1…………………2……………. Shawn Michaels comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Triple H is getting back in the corner…
Mark:Edge whips Triple H in to the corner…Triple H comes out of the corner hard… Edge charges… Triple H ducks… And connects with a neckbreaker…
Rhino:Nice counter by Triple H…
Mark:Triple H covers Edge 1………………..2…………Kickout by Edge…
Rhino:Triple H is now waiting for Edge to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Edge turns around… Running High Knee by The Game…
Rhino:Triple H just knocked his head off with that Knee…
Mark:Edge staggers up… Triple H whips him in to the ropes… Reversal by Edge…
Rhino:Orton has a chair…
Mark:Randy Orton cracks Triple H across the back with the steel chair… Triple H staggers… SPEAR!
Rhino:Edge hit the Spear…
Mark:Randy Orton distracts Shawn Michaes as Edge goes for the cover 1……………….2………3……… HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:The winners of the first fall… RATED RKO!
Rhino:One more pinfall for Rated RKO and they retain their EWA Tag Team Titles…
Mark:Edge is now putting the boots to Triple H in the corner…
Rhino:Edge is now setting up Triple H up on the top rope…
Mark:Edge hooks him up… Superplex… No… Triple H counters as he knocks him off the top rope…
Rhino:Triple H is standing on the middle rope…
Mark:Edge gets back up on his feet… Double Axe Handle by Triple H from the middle rope…
Rhino:Both men are down on the canvas…
Mark:Triple H needs to make the tag to Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Edge tags in Randy Orton…
Mark:Shawn Michaels gets the tag…Randy Orton charges… Atomic Drop by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Randy Orton is staggering…
Mark:Big right hand by Shawn Michaels knocking down the Legend Killer…
Mark:Edge gets knocked off the apron now by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is full of energy right now…
Mark:Shawn Michaels scoops up Randy Orton and slams him back down to the canvas…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels heads to the top rope…
Mark:Flying Double Axe Handle… No…Randy Orton catches Shawn Michaels right in the ribs with a right hand…
Rhino:That knocked the wind right out of Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Randy Orton just asked Edge for the steel chair…
Rhino:Edge throws Randy Orton the chair…
Mark:Randy Orton lines up Shawn Michaels… Steel Chair Shot… No Shawn Michaels ducks… Orton hits the ropes with the chair…
Rhino:Randy Orton just got hit in the head with the chair…
Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC! As Shawn Michaels hooks the leg 1…………………..2………..3……… HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:The winners of the fall DEGENERATION X!
Rhino:It is now tied up One Fall a piece… Next Fall is for the EWA Tag Team Titles…
Mark:Shawn Michaels tags in Triple H right now as they both whip Randy Orton in to the ropes… Double Back Body Drop by Degeneration X…
Rhino:Randy Orton looks to be out of it right now…
Mark:Randy Orton staggers around on his feet…Spinebuster! By The Game driving Randy Orton right in to the canvas…
Rhino:Randy Orton is in trouble right now…
Mark:Triple H hooks the leg 1………………….2…………………..Edge comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Edge is now hammering Triple H with right hands…
Mark:Triple H fires back as he whips Edge in to the ropes… Big Clothesline by Triple H…
Rhino:He just laid out Edge with that clothesline…
Mark:Inverted Backbreaker! By Randy Orton…
Rhino:Edge got Triple H distracted and Randy Orton just took advantage…
Mark:Randy Orton covers Triple H 1………………2…………Triple H gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Edge gets tagged back in…
Mark:Orton scoops up and slams Triple H down to the canvas… Edge charges… Spear!
Rhino:Edge just speared Shawn Michaels right off the apron…
Mark:Shawn Michaels didn’t see that coming at all…
Rhino:This now leaves it to be a Two on One on Triple H right now…
Mark:Randy Orton is now bringing another steel chair in to the ring…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good for Triple H…
Mark:Both members of Rated RKO have steel chairs…
Rhino:A Conchairto is coming up…
Mark:Triple H is staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:Rated RKO have Triple H lined up…
Mark:CONCHAIRTO! NO! Triple H ducks out of the way of the conchairto…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is back in the ring…
Mark:Shawn Michaels charges at a dazed Randy Orton and he clotheslines him over the top rope and to the outside goes Randy Orton…
Rhino:Edge is staggering around…
Mark:Triple H whips him in to the ropes… Running High Knee…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is getting back in to the ring…
Mark:Edge is slowly getting back up on to his feet… SWEET CHIN MUSIC! Connects to Edge…
Rhino:Edge is out on his feet…
Mark:Triple H with a kick to the midsection… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:The Rated R Superstar is knocked out…
Mark:Triple H hooks the leg…
Rhino:Randy Orton is up on the apron…
Mark:Sweet Chin Music! Right to Randy Orton… As the referee counts 1……………………2…………….3……. NEW CHAMPIONS!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners and NEW EWA Tag Team Champions… DEGENERATION X!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels and Triple H are the new EWA Tag Team Champions…
Mark:They did what they said they were going to do… They now have a meeting up coming with the Crazy Eights with the 4 on 4 Wargames in a Cell Match at Sabotage… We are told something is going on in the parking lot… Kent…
Kent:Mark we are here in the parking lot… Security has just left the parking lot… So we are going to try to see who is in the limo…
(Opens up the door and the door quickly shuts)
Rhino:Kent who is in the limo?
Kent:I couldn’t see as the door shut too quick…
(Limo drives away)
Mark:The limo is pulling out of the parking lot… I guess whoever it was… Isnt going to stick around for the Main Event… Which is right now… So lets send it to the ring for the introductions…
EWA World Championship Japanese Death Match
Demon Child(c) vs Doug Kinsella
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the Japanese Death Match for the EWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Dayton, Ohio… Weighing in at 241 Pounds… The EWA Television Champion… DOUG KINSELLA!
(“Open Your Eyes” plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 269 Pounds… The Reigning and Defending EWA World Heavyweight Champion… DEMON CHILD!
(“Voodoo” plays as Demon Child enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway…Demon Child and Doug Kinsella do a little bit of trash talking with one another…
Rhino:This was suppose to be a Elimination Death Match… But Lone Jobber decide that he wasn’t going to compete here tonight…
Mark:Demon Child slaps Doug Kinsella right across the face…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella slaps him right back…
Mark:Demon Child now goes for a couple of right hands… Blocked by Doug Kinsella… Doug Kinsella backs him up in to the ropes… Irish whip by Doug Kinsella sending Demon Child off in to the farside ropes… Back Body Drop…
Rhino:Demon Child is getting right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Doug Kinsella scoops up Demon Child and slams him straight down to the canvas… Kinsella now bounces off the ropes and drops a running elbow drop right down on to Demon Child… Heres the quick cover 1…………………..2………. Demon Child kicks right out…
Rhino:Demon Child is rolling out of the ring right now…
Mark:The EWA World Champion is trying to gather his thoughts before he continues with this match up…
Rhino:That’s a smart move on Demon Child’s part…
Mark:Doug Kinsella dives through the middle ropes and dives right in to the EWA World Champion on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella means business and he isnt going to let Demon Child set the pace of this match up…
Mark:Doug Kinsella with Demon Child and whips him right in to the steel guard rail… Demon Child staggers… Swinging Neckbreaker by the EWA Television Champion…
Rhino:Demon Child is in trouble right hand…
Mark:Demon Child is trying to crawl back towards the ring…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is picking him back up…
Mark:Back Kick Low Blow by Demon Child…
Rhino:Well that will stop the momentum…
Mark:Demon Child now reaches underneath the ring and he grabs a barbed wire baseball bat…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Barbed Wire Bat right to the face of the EWA Television Champion…
Rhino:What a shot that was…
Mark:Demon Child rolls Doug Kinsella back in to the ring…
Rhino:Demon Child now reaches underneath the ring and that looks like a Barbed Wire Chair to me…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is making his way back up on to his feet… Barbed Wire Chair right to the face of Doug Kinsella by the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella has been busted wide open…
Mark:Demon Child goes for the cover on Doug Kinsella 1……………………..2…………………….Doug Kinsella gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Right now Demon Child has complete control of this contest…
Mark:Demon Child wedges the barbed wire chair in between the turnbuckles… As he now grabs Doug Kinsella by the head and just throws him head first in to the barbed wire chair…
Rhino:Good God that has to hurt…
Mark:Doug Kinsella out on his feet… Demon Child spins him around… DDT by Demon Child… As he now goes for the cover 1…………………………2………………………3… NO! Doug Kinsella gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Demon Child is going back to the outside of the ring and he has a table…
Mark:Demon Child slides the table back in to the ring and he stands it up in the corner…
Rhino:A bloody Doug Kinsella staggers back up on to his feet…
Mark:Demon Child scoops him up on his shoulder… Running Powerslam Through the Table!
Rhino:That’s Gotta be it… Doug Kinsella has to be done…
Mark:Demon Child pulls him out of the corner as he now goes for the cover on Doug Kinsella 1………………………2…………..3……..NO! Doug Kinsella gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Demon Child thought that was going to do in Doug Kinsella right there…
Mark:Demon Child now pulls the chair out from the turnbuckles and lays it down in the center of the ring…
Rhino:The EWA World Champion is looking to end this match up right here and now…
Mark:The bloody Doug Kinsella gets back up on to his feet… DEMON DROP! NO! Doug Kinsella pushes him off in to the ropes… Demon Child comes off and Doug Kinsella throws the Barbed Wire Chair right in to the face of Demon Child knocking him out of the ring…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella just saved himself right there…
Mark:Doug Kinsella begins to wipe the blood out of his face as he heads out of the ring…
Rhino:Demon Child is getting back upon to his feet…
Mark:Doug Kinsella grabs Demon Child by the head and rams him right in to the steel guard rail…Doug Kinsella now scoops up Demon Child and drops him right across the steel guard rail…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now looking underneath the ring…
Mark:It looks like the Barbed Wire 2×4 to me… Demon Child gets back up on to his feet…
Rhino:This doesn’t look to good…
Mark:Running Clothesline with the Barbed Wire 2×4 by the Challenger…
Rhino:Demon Child is starting to bleed…
Mark:Doug Kinsella with the barbed wire on the 2×4 and is now digging away at the forehead of Demon Child…
Rhino:He is really making the EWA World Champion bleed…
Mark:Demon Child is in a lot of pain as his skin gets ripped apart by the barbed wire…
Rhino:Demon Child is now being rolled back in to the ring by Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Kinsella slides one of the barbed wire boards in to the ring…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella has something in mind for the EWA World Champion…
Mark:Doug Kinsella with a kick to the midsection… Powerbomb! Right in to the Barbed Wire Board!
Rhino:That could be it right there…
Mark:Doug Kinsella pulls him out of the barbed wire as he goes for the cover 1………………………2………………..3…..NO! Demon Child kicks out…
Rhino:The couple of seconds pulling Demon Child off of the barbed wire could have just hurt Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Yes those last couple of seconds could have made a difference but Doug Kinsella goes back to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is bringing another table in to the ring…
Mark:Demon Child is now being placed on the top rope by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:The table is now opened up as well…
Mark:Doug Kinsella hooks him up… Blocked by Demon Child… FRONT FACE SUPLEX OFF THE TOP ROPE THROUGH THE TABLE!
Rhino:What a counter by the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Demon Child staggers and falls on top of Doug Kinsella as the referee makes the count 1…………………………2………………3…….. NO! Doug Kinsella gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Both Challenger and Champion have lost a lot of blood in this contest…
Mark:Demon Child rolls to the outside and is sliding in another barbed wire board…
Rhino:It looks like an exploding one to me Mark…
Mark:I think you are right… Demon Child is now waiting on Doug Kinsella to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:A bloody EWA Television Champion is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Demon Child has him lined up… DEMON DROP! NO! Doug Kinsella counters… Neckbreaker by Doug Kinsella to counter out of the Demon Drop…
Rhino:Both men are down on the canvas right now as they are giving it everything they got…
Mark:Demon Child is making his way back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is back up as well…
Mark:Right hand by Demon Child… Right hand by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Look at the blood fly off each others head with each right hand…
Mark:Demon Child whips Doug Kinsella off in to the ropes… Reversal by Doug Kinsella… Dropkick by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Demon Child is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Doug Kinsella charges…POWERSLAM(Explosion)! In to the Barbed Wire Exloding Board!
Rhino:What a counter by the EWA World Champion…
Mark:Demon Child hooks the leg 1……………………………2……………………………3…………. NO! Doug Kinsella Kicked Out!
Rhino:How in the hell did he kick out…
Mark:Demon Child can not believe that Doug Kinsella kicked out…
Rhino:Demon Child on the outside of the ring is bringing another table in to the ring and another barbed wire board…
Mark:The table is being setup by Demon Child and he is now putting the Barbed Wire Board right on top of the table…
Rhino:Demon Child has something planned for his challenger…
Mark:Doug Kinsella pulls himself up by the ropes… Demon Child kicks him in the midsection… Powerbomb! No! Doug Kinsella counters.. Back Body Drop! And Demon Child Goes Crashing Through the Table and the Barbed Wire!
Rhino:That backfired on Demon Child…
Mark:Doug Kinsella falls on top as the referee counts 1……………………….2………………….3……….NO! Demon Child gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella now centers the barbed wire chair…
Mark:Demon Child staggers up on to his feet… FINAL ENCOUNTER! NO! BASEBALL SLIDE! 1……………………………2……………….3…………..NO! DOUG KINSELLA KICKS OUT!
Rhino:Demon Child almost stole this match up…
Mark:Doug Kinsella now goes for a clothesline… Demon Child ducks… DEMON DROP!
Rhino:That’s gonna be it… Demon Child is looking to retain the EWA World Title…
Mark:Demon Child hooks the leg 1……………………………..2………………………..3…………..ITS NOT OVER! As Doug Kinsella gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Demon Child thought it was over…
Mark:Demon Child is now waiting for the challenger to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella staggers around…
Mark:DEMON DROP! NO! Another Counter… Doug Kinsella spins him around… FINAL ENCOUNTER!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Doug Kinsella hooks the leg of Demon Child 1…………………….2…………………..3…………..NO! Demon Child kicks out…
Rhino:Neither man is giving up…
Mark:Doug Kinsella now grabs the barbed wire chair…
Rhino:Demon Child staggers up on to his feet…
Mark:Barbed Wire Chair right to the head of Demon Child…
Rhino:That chair just got smashed right in…
Mark:Doug Kinsella hooks the leg 1……………………2…………………3…………DEMON KICKS OUT!
Rhino:This is one hell of a fight…
Mark:Doug Kinsella now picks up Demon Child… SMALL PACKAGE BY DEMON CHILD! 1………………….2…………….3…………..DOUG KINSELLA KICKS OUT!
Rhino:That was so close…
Mark:Both men stagger back up… Demon Child charges with a clothesline… Doug Kinsella ducks… FINAL ENCOUNTER!
Rhino:I think he might have him…
Mark:Doug Kinsella hooks the leg 1…………………………2…………………..3………….. NEW CHAMPION!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA World Heavyweight Champion DOUG KINSELLA!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella has done it…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is now a Double Champion here in the EWA…
Rhino:Its been a good year thus far for Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Doug Kinsella took out Shane McMahon at Nightmare on EWA Boulevard… Won the Extreme Bowl and the EWA Television Championship on the same night and now is the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:Things are looking good for Doug Kinsella…
(On Hardcore Theater the Limo Pulls Up)
Mark:Looks like the Limo has come back to the arena…
Rhino:Who is in the limo…
(Limo Door Opens)
Mark:OH MY GOD! ITS SHANE MCMAHON!
Rhino:The EWA Vice President is Back!
Mark:Doug Kinsella sees what is going on Hardcore Theater…
Rhino:I guess Shane McMahon is back to make sure that Doug Kinsella’s reign on top of the EWA… Doesn’t last long…
Mark:We are out of time… DOUG KINSELLA IS THE NEW EWA WORLD CHAMPION! GOOD NIGHT! WE WILL SEE YOU AT SABOTAGE… SHANE MCMAHON HAS RETURNED TO THE EWA!
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