Tuesday Night Carnage 04-10-07

Mark:The Sold Out Kemper Arena here in Kansas City is ready for what should be one wild night of EWA Action as we present Tuesday Night Carnage sponsored by eWazone.com… We have two huge title matches… Why dont you tell the people about them Rhino…

Rhino:Our Main Event is for the EWA Television Championship as Doug Kinsella defends against Demon Child… In a Ladder Match…

Mark:Demon Child is the former EWA World Champion and he is looking to get a bit of revenge on the EWA World Champion… By taking away the EWA Television Championship away from the EWA World Champion…

Rhino:Also tonight the EWA is going to be playing Musical Chairs when the EWA Tag Team Titles are on the line when Degeneration X defends against the Voodoo Kin Mafia…

Mark:DX and VKM were tag team partners at Sabotage… This week they are enemies… Who will walk out with the Gold? We will find it out here tonight at Tuesday Night Carnage… Its now time for our Opening Contest… So lets head to the ring for the introductions…

Kempo vs Megumi Kudo

Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From the Burmese Border… Weighing in at 342 Pounds… KEMPO!

(“Nobody’s Listening” plays as Kempo enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Koshigaya, Japan… Weighing in at 132 Pounds… Representing the Crazy Eights… MEGUMI KUDO!

(“Battle without Honor or Humanity” plays as Megumi Kudo enters the arena…)

Mark:Here we go…

Rhino:Megumi Kudo is giving up a lot of size and weight to Kempo…

Mark:Some could say that this is going to be a tough challenge for Megumi Kudo…

Rhino:Some? How about most people…

Mark:Good Point… As right now Megumi Kudo slaps Kempo right across the face… Kempo now swings with a right hand… Megumi Kudo ducks… Kempo goes again… Megumi Kudo ducks another shot… Jumping Kick right in to the chest of Kempo…

Rhino:That only shook Kempo…

Mark:Megumi Kudo bounces off the ropes… Running Dropkick by Megumi Kudo…

Rhino:Kempo is still standing…

Mark:Hard kick to the thighs of Kempo… Dropkick to the knee of Kempo…

Rhino:That has the big man down on one knee…

Mark:Megumi Kudo is now heading to the top rope…

Rhino:She is taking a big chance early on in this match up…

Mark:Flying Cross Body! Megumi Kudo is caught in mid air by Kempo…

Rhino:Kempo has Megumi Kudo in his hands and this isnt going to be good…

Mark:Kempo lifts up Megumi Kudo… And drops her right down in a press slam…

Rhino:Megumi Kudo went straight down in to the mat and that wasn’t a good fall for Megumi Kudo…

Mark:Megumi Kudo slowly back up on to her feet… Big Boot by Kempo…

Rhino:Kempo just laid out Megumi Kudo…

Mark:Kempo goes for the cover 1………………………….2………………3………NO! Megumi Kudo gets her shoulder up…

Rhino:That was really close…

Mark:Kempo now grabs Megumi Kudo and whips her hard in to the corner…

Rhino:Megumi Kudo is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Kempo lifts her up in the air… Chokehold in to a Slam… Dropping Megumi Kudo right down in to the mat…

Rhino:I think Kempo could have Megumi Kudo right here and now…

Mark:Kempo now goes for the cover 1……………………..2………………3……NO! Megumi Kudo kicks out…

Rhino:Kempo thought he had her right there…

Mark:Megumi Kudo is trying to get back up… ONG BAK! NO! Megumi Kudo ducks…

Rhino:Kempo went for it all right there…

Mark:Low Kick by Megumi Kudo… Dropkick to the back and Kempo goes in to the corner…

Rhino:Megumi Kudo is back up on her feet…

Mark:Hand Spring Elbow right to the back of the head of Kempo…

Rhino:Kempo is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Spin Kick taking out the legs of Kempo…

Rhino:Megumi Kudo is building up momentum as she heads to the top rope…

Mark:MOONSAULT! She connects and goes for the cover 1………………2………….3……….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner MEGUMI KUDO!

Rhino:Megumi Kudo overcomes the odds in this match up as she gave up weight and size to Kempo but she was still able to pick up the victory here tonight…

Mark:Megumi Kudo continues her winning ways…But right now it is time to get set for our next contest…

Halo vs AJ Styles

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Manchester, England… Weighing in at 273 Pounds… HALO!

(“This Was My Life” plays as Halo enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Gainsville, Ga… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… AJ STYLES!

(“I Am” plays as AJ Styles enters the arena…)

Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway… Halo strikes AJ Styles with a couple of right hands… AJ Styles is backed up in to the ropes by Halo… Halo whips AJ Styles in to the ropes… Back Body Drop…

Rhino:AJ Styles is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Running Clothesline by Halo… Laying out AJ Styles…

Rhino:Halo is now backing AJ Styles up in to the corner…

Mark:Kicks to the midsection by Halo stomping away at AJ Styles… Halo now whips AJ Styles in to the farside corner… Styles staggers out… Powerslam by Halo…

Rhino:AJ Styles is laid out on the mat…

Mark:Halo goes for the cover on AJ Styles 1……………………2………… AJ Styles kicks out…

Rhino:Halo is now waiting for Styles to get back up on to her feet…

Mark:Halo lifts up AJ Styles… Sidewalk Slam… No… AJ Styles counters out of it as he kicks Halo right in to the face…

Rhino:AJ Styles back up on his feet…

Mark:AJ Styles kicks Halo in the midsection…Spine Breaker!

Rhino:Inventive move by AJ Styles…

Mark:The Backbreaker turned in to a Gut Buster by AJ Styles… As Styles goes for the cover on Halo 1……………………2………… Halo kicks out…

Rhino:AJ Styles is now waiting for Halo to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:AJ Styles goes behind Halo… Starmaker Suplex…

Rhino:Halo was dropped right on the back of his head…

Mark:AJ Styles goes for a cover 1……………………..2…………… Halo kicks out…

Rhino:Halo is pulling himself back up on to his feet…

Mark:AJ Styles with a couple of forearm shots… As he now whips Halo in to the farside corner… AJ Styles charges… Running Splash! No! Halo moved out of the way…

Rhino:AJ Styles hits the corner hard…

Mark:AJ Styles staggers around… Heavens Hell!

Rhino:Halo drills AJ Styles right in to the mat…

Mark:Halo now covers AJ Styles 1…………………..2……………….3……..NO! AJ Styles gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:That was a close one right there…

Mark:Halo now waits for AJ Styles to get up on to his feet… Halo hooks up AJ Styles… DEATH JURY! NO! AJ Styles lands on his feet… Pele!

Rhino:Styles countered the Death Valley Driver and hit Halo right in the face with the Pele…

Mark:Halo is now staggering back up on to his feet… AJ Styles kicks Halo in the midsection… STYLES CLASH!

Rhino:Thats gotta be it…

Mark:AJ Styles with the cover 1…………………….2……………..3…… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner AJ STYLES!

Rhino:AJ Styles picks up the victory here tonight at Tuesday Night Carnage…

Mark:Styles is going to team up with Lone Jobber at Unholy Alliances as two of three contenders for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Right… Wait a second… Thats… Thats David Flair…

Rhino:What is he doing in the ring…

Mark:David Flair is in the ring and he picks up Halo… Powerbomb! By David Flair…

Rhino:That doesnt look like the David Flair we are used to seeing…

Mark:Kent Richardson is going to see if he can get a word with him…

Kent: David! David Flair! Whats brought you to the EWA and why the way you are?

Mephiles: …What’d you call me?

Kent: ..David, your name.

Mark:Wait a second… Flair has Kent… Big Clothesline by… David Flair? Something is going on with him… We hope to find out what exactly is going on… But right now its time for more EWA Action…

Ryodo vs Lone Jobber

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From St. Louis, Missouri… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… RYODO!

(“St Anger” plays as Ryodo enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From The Slaughter House… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… Mr EWA LONE JOBBER!

(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)

Mark:Here we go… Lone Jobber locks up with Ryodo… Ryodo backs him up in to the ropes… Irish whip in to the farside goes Lone Jobber… Lone Jobber comes off the ropes…Back Elbow by Ryodo catching Lone Jobber right underneath the jaw…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is getting back up on his feet…

Mark:Lone Jobber turns around… Hiptoss by Ryodo… Lone Jobber gets back up slowly… Dropsault by Ryodo…

Rhino:He caught Lone Jobber good with that dropsault…

Mark:Ryodo goes for the cover on Lone Jobber 1…………………..2………… Kickout by Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Right now Ryodo is taking it to Lone Jobber…

Mark:Ryodo goes for a kick… Lone Jobber grabs him by the leg… Ryodo scores with an Enziguri kick right to the back of the head…

Rhino:Lone Jobber’s head must be ringing right now…

Mark:Ryodo scores with a running Senton Splash on to Lone Jobber… As Ryodo goes for another cover 1…………………..2……………..Kickout again by Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is pulling himself back up on to his feet…

Mark:Ryodo Charges with a running clothesline… Lone Jobber ducks and Ryodo goes flying over the top rope and to the floor he goes…

Rhino:Ryodo hit the floor on the outside hard…

Mark:Lone Jobber goes out after Ryodo… Lone Jobber scoops him up and slams him straight down on to floor on the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Lone Jobber now climbs up on to the apron of the ring…

Mark:Elbow Drop from the ring apron by Lone Jobber connecting on to Ryodo…

Rhino:Ryodo is now in a little bit of pain…

Mark:Lone Jobber now rolls Ryodo back in to the ring… Ryodo is backed up in to the corner… Lone Jobber with an irish whip sending him in to the farside corner… Running Clothesline by Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Ryodo is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Lone Jobber hooks him up… DDT by Lone Jobber… Ryodo is now in trouble as Lone Jobber goes for the cover 1………………..2…………… Ryodo kicks out…

Rhino:Ryodo is now slowly getting back up…

Mark:Lone Jobber hooks up Ryodo… Brainbuster by Mister EWA… Dropping Ryodo right down on his head…

Rhino:Ryodo might be seeing stars right about now…

Mark:Lone Jobber goes for the cover on Ryodo again 1………………………2…………………. Ryodo kicks out…

Rhino:It seems like the veteran Lone Jobber is setting the pace for this contest…

Mark:Ryodo is backed up in to the corner again…Lone Jobber lifts him up and puts him up on the top rope…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now climbing up the top rope…

Mark:Hurricanjobber! As he takes over Ryodo…

Rhino:Nice Hurricanranna from the top rope by Lone Jobber…

Mark:Lone Jobber goes for another cover after the impactful move 1……………………2……………3…….NO! Ryodo gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Right now its all Jobber all the time… Now how you like it…

Mark:Right now Ryodo isnt liking it…

Rhino:No he isnt as he is slowly getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Ryodo turns around… Lone Jobber with a kick to the midsection… The Gimmick! NO! Ryodo moved out of the way…

Rhino:Lone Jobber wanted it all… But was unable to get it all…

Mark:Lone Jobber turns around… RYODO CUTTER!

Rhino:Ryodo could have him right here and now…

Mark:Ryodo with the cover 1………………………..2………………………3……….NO! Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:So close right there… Ryodo thought he had him…

Mark:Ryodo is looking for his debut win here in the EWA… As Mister EWA gets back up on to his feet… Ryodo hooks him up… DEATH SPIRAL! NO! Lone Jobber blocks…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is fighting back…

Mark:Right hands by Lone Jobber… Lone Jobber whips him in to the ropes… Clothesline… Ducked by Ryodo… Ryodo spins Lone Jobber around… Ryodo lifts him up… DEATH SPIRAL!

Rhino:Lone Jobber has been laid out…

Mark:Ryodo hooks the leg 1…………………..2………………….3…….. HE GOT HIM!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner RYODO!

Rhino:Ryodo gets his Debut Victory here in the Extreme Wrestling Alliance…

Mark:Is this a sign of things to come for Ryodo here in the EWA? We will see… But right now its time to head back to the ring for our next contest…

(“Glass Shatters” plays as Stone Cold Steve Austin enters the arena…)

Rhino:Stone Cold… Stone Cold… Stone Cold! Sorry I had a Jim Ross Moment there…

Mark:Steve Austin is heading to the ring and getting right up in the face of Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Lone Jobber just lost to Ryodo and now Stone Cold is offering him a beer…

Mark:Lone Jobber is going to enjoy a beer with Stone Cold… They salute one another… STUNNER! Stone Cold connects with a Stunner on Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Thats not going to sit well with Lone Jobber…

Mark:Stone Cold takes his beer and is heading to the back… As he has arrived… Raised Hell… And is now leaving… As we get set for the 2 on 1 Handicap Match…

Handicap Match
Carlito vs Legion of Doom

Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Handicap Match… Set for one fall… Introducing first…Representing The Crazy Eights… Weighing in at 560 Pounds… Heidenreich and Animal… THE LEGION OF DOOM!

(“What A Rush” plays as the LOD enter the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponent… From The Carribean… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… A Member of the Extreme Soldiers… CARLITO!

(“Cool” plays as Carlito enters the arena…)

Mark:Carlito is going up against Heidenreich to start this match up off… Heidenreich charges with a clothesline… Carlito ducks and scores with a couple of left hands…

Rhino:Carlito is trying to rock Heidenreich with those lefts…

Mark:Heidenreich gets sent off in to the ropes… Carlito scores with a clothesline knocking Heidenreich backwards in to the ropes… Dropkick by Carlito knocking Heidenreich through the ropes and to the outside of the ring goes Heidenreich…

Rhino:Carlito is now eyeing up Heidenreich…

Mark:Carlito launches himself over the top rope and lands right on top of Heidenreich on the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Right now Carlito is in control as he rolls Heidenreich back in to the ring…

Mark:Carlito is now climbing up to the top rope…

Rhino:Heidenreich is back up…

Mark:Flying Crossbody by Carlito connects…

Rhino:Nice move from Carlito off the top rope…

Mark:Heres the cover 1………………….2……………. Heidenreich kicks out… Heidenreich getting back up on to his feet… Running Knee Lift by Carlito…

Rhino:Thus far Carlito is having his way with Heidenreich…

Mark:Animal watching on from the apron… As Carlito goes for a vertical suplex…

Rhino:Can he get him over?

Mark:Yes he does… As Carlito connects with the suplex as he floats over with a cover 1……………….2…………….. Heidenreich kicks out again…

Rhino:Carlito is now waiting for Heidenreich to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Heidenreich is getting back up… Carlito comes off the ropes… Knee to the back by Animal…

Rhino:Animal nailed Carlito as he came off the ropes…

Mark:Big Boot by Heidenreich laying out Carlito…

Rhino:Animal slowed him down and Heidenreich followed up with the big boot laying him out…

Mark:Animal gets the tag from Heidenreich… As both men now whip Carlito in to the ropes… Double Flap Jack by the LOD laying out Carlito…

Rhino:All of the air got driven right out of Carlito right there…

Mark:Animal covers Carlito 1……………2……………. Carlito gets his shoulder up… Animal now begins choking the life out of Carlito…

Rhino:The ring veteran Animal knows what to do to wear down his opponent…

Mark:Animal lifts up Carlito… Press Slam by Road Warrior Animal…

Rhino:You can see the look on Carlito’s face as he didn’t enjoy that…

Mark:Carlito staggers back up on to his feet… Animal whips him off in to the ropes… Flying Shoulder Block by Road Warrior Animal…

Rhino:That was one hell of a move by Animal…

Mark:The powerhouse Animal goes for the cover 1……………………..2……………….Carlito gets his shoulder up again…

Rhino:Heidenreich gets the tag back in to the ring…

Mark:Animal and Heidenreich whip Carlito in to the ropes… Double Clothesline by the Legion of Doom… Heidenreich now covers Carlito 1…………………….2……………………Kickout by Carlito…

Rhino:Heidenreich now delivers a couple of boots right in to the chest of Carlito…

Mark:The numbers have caught up to Carlito in this match up… As Heidenreich now whips him off in to the ropes… Heidenreich ducks his head… Carlito puts on the breaks and now kicks Heidenreich right in the face…

Rhino:Carlito was smart enough to put on the breaks as he saw Heidenreich drop his head down…

Mark:DDT by Carlito…

Rhino:Carlito is now trying to gather himself and regroup…

Mark:Heidenreich reaches out and tags in Animal… Animal charges at Carlito… Carlito ducks the clothesline and scores with a couple of lefts… Spinning Left Hand by Carlito laying out Animal…

Rhino:Animal gets right back up…

Mark:Carlito kicks him in the midsection… Swinging Neckbreaker…

Rhino:Carlito is fired up…

Mark:Springboard Moonsault… No! Animal got his knees up and Carlito is hurting…

Rhino:Animal is now getting back up on his feet…

Mark:Animal tags in Heidenreich… As Animal puts Carlito up on his shoulder…

Rhino:Doomsday Device coming up…

Mark:DOOMSDAY DEVICE! NO! CARLITO ROLLS THROUGH!

Rhino:Carlito rolled it in to a pinning attempt to get out of the way from the Doomsday Clothesline…

Mark:Carlito now gets out of the pin… Behind Animal… BACKCRACKER TO ANIMAL!

Rhino:Animal is out of it…

Mark:Heidenreich spins Carlito around… POWER DUNK!

Rhino:Carlito has been laid out…

Mark:Heidenreich hooks the leg 1…………………….2……………….3………ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here are your winners the LEGION OF DOOM!

Rhino:Carlito forgot that Heidenreich was the legal man in the match up and that is why he got laid out with the Power Dunk…

Mark:Carlito was unable to survive this Handicap Match… But who will walk out with the EWA Tag Team Titles…Lets find out right here and now…

EWA Tag Team Championship Musical Chairs Match
Degeneration X(c) vs Voodoo Kin Mafia

Pa Announcer:This next contest is a MUSICAL CHAIRS MATCH and is for the EWA Tag Team Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers…Weighing in at a combined weight of 524 Pounds… BG and KIP JAMES… THE VOODOO KIN MAFIA!

(“Bounty Hunters” plays as VKM enter the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Their Opponents…Representing Degeneration X… Weighing in at a combined weight of 487 Pounds…The EWA Tag Team Champions… The Game TRIPLE H and The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!

(“Break It Down” plays as DX enters the arena…)

Mark:The Bell has sounded and this Musical Chairs Match up is underway…

Rhino:To win you need to knock out your opponent with a chair and then sit back down in that chair…

Mark:For this match up they only need to knock out one of their opponents… And it can only be done by the legal man in the match up… It will be BG James and Shawn Michaels starting things out for the respective teams…BG James scores with a couple of right hands to Shawn Michaels… Shawn Michaels comes back with a couple of right hands of his own to BG James…

Rhino:They are trading shots…

Mark:Shawn Michaels follows up with a couple of knife edge chops across the chest of BG James… As he now whips him off in to the ropes… BG James comes off the ropes… Hip Toss by Shawn Michaels… BG James gets back up… Arm Drag take over by HBK…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is a step ahead of BG James right now…

Mark:Side Headlock being applied by Shawn Michaels… BG James fights out of it as he pushes Shawn Michaels off in to the ropes… Shawn Michaels comes off the ropes… BG James goes for a hiptoss… Shawn Michaels blocks and hip tosses BG James…

Rhino:BG James gets back up on to his feet…

Mark:Running Clothesline by Shawn Michaels as he sends BG James over the top rope and to the outside goes BG James…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels skins the cat back in to the ring…

Mark:Shawn Michaels turns around and he walks right in to a dropkick from Kip James…

Rhino:Kip James watched Shawn Michaels be one step ahead of BG… So Kip illegally came in to the ring and was one step ahead of Shawn Michaels…

Mark:BG James now gathers himself as he rolls back in to the ring putting the boots to Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:Kip James gets the tag in from BG James…

Mark:Double Vertical Suplex by the Voodoo Kin Mafia… Kip James now mounts Shawn Michaels and scores with a couple of right hands…

Rhino:He is really hammering away at Shawn Michaels right now…

Mark:BG James now looking around the ring and he now has a steel chair in hand…

Rhino:He is now yelling at Kip James to bring him to the corner…

Mark:BG James holds up the chair as Kip James rams Shawn Michaels head right in to the steel chair…

Rhino:That has to rock the head of Shawn Michaels…

Mark:Kip James now has the steel chair and drops it on the canvas… Kip James scoops up Shawn Michaels and slams Shawn Michaels down right on the steel chair…

Rhino:Triple H can only watch as Kip and BG take it to Shawn Michaels…

Mark:Kip James tags in BG James… As he now opens up the chair… Shawn Michaels gets whipped in to the ropes… Drop Toe Hold right in the chair goes Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels went face first in to the chair…

Mark:BG James sits down in the chair as the referee counts down Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is trying to shake off the repeated chair shots…

Mark:The referee is up to five as Shawn Michaels gets back up on to his feet… Jabs by BG James… As he scores with a big right hand does BG James…

Rhino:Kip James gets tagged back in…

Mark:Kip James now whips Shawn Michaels off in to the ropes… Tilt a Whirl Slam right on to the chair…

Rhino:That bent the chair up real good…

Mark:Kip James looks and sees that he cant sit in the chair… Meaning the referee cant count down Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:Triple H is looking to explode on the ring apron…

Mark:Kip James now goes to the outside of the ring and pulls out a wooden chair from underneath the ring…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is pulling himself back up on to his feet…

Mark:Kip James comes charing with the wooden chair…Shawn Michaels ducks the chair shot from Kip James… And he tags in Triple H…

Rhino:Here comes The Game…

Mark:Triple H spins Kip James around and scores with a couple of right hands… Kick to the midsection… Knee Buster by Triple H…

Rhino:Kip James is spinning around…

Mark:Vicious Clothesline by Triple H laying out Kip James…

Rhino:Triple H now has the wooden chair…

Mark:Kip James gets back up on to his feet… Chair meets the Skull of Kip James as the chair breaks over his head…

Rhino:He really caught him good with that chair shot

Mark:Triple H runs in to BG James in the corner and knocks him off the apron with a running high knee…

Rhino:Triple H now going to the outside of the ring and is looking underneath the ring for something…

Mark:The Game has a steel chair and he throws it in to the ring…

Rhino:Triple H grabs another chair from underneath the ring as well…

Mark:Kip James grabs the steel chair Triple H threw in to the ring…

Rhino:Kip James is daring Triple H to come in to the ring right now…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is in the ring… HBK spins Kip around… SWEET CHIN MUSIC! Right in to the chair knocking out Kip James…

Rhino:From behind…

Mark:BG James with a clothesline on Triple H from behind…

Rhino:Triple H cant take advantage of Kip James being knocked out by Sweet Chin Music…

Mark:Triple H is getting back up on his feet…

Rhino:Kip James is trying to pull himself back up on to his feet…

Mark:The Game rolls back in to the ring…

Rhino:Two men have just jumped the rail…

Mark:Thats Carlito and Doug Kinsella… Kinsella with the steel chair and he lays out Triple H…

Rhino:Kip James takes the shot from Carlito…

Mark:Why in the hell did Carlito and Doug Kinsella just interfer in this match up?

Rhino:I guess they are sending some sort of message that they want to be part of the EWA Tag Team Title Picture…

Mark:Both men are leaving after doing the damage…

Rhino:Both Kip James and Triple H are down on the canvas…

Mark:Kip James is trying to make a tag to BG James…

Rhino:Triple H is crawling to his corner…

Mark:BG James gets the tag…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels gets the tag as well…

Mark:BG James comes charging in… Atomic Drop by HBK…

Rhino:BG James is spinning around…

Mark:Scoop Slam by Shawn Michaels…Shawn Michaels now has the steel chair in his hand…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is heading up on the top rope…

Mark:BG James gets back up… Shawn Michaels leaps and connects with the Steel Chair Shot off the top rope laying out BG James…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels now opens up the chair and takes his seat…

Mark:The referee is counting down BG James… The referee is up to four… Five… Six…. Seven and BG James gets back up on his feet…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now closing up the chair…

Mark:Shawn Michaels places the chair on top of BG James…

Rhino:HBK is heading to the top rope…

Mark:Flying Elbow Drop! No! Kip James just through a chair at Shawn Michaels as he was coming down from the top rope to deliver the elbow…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels didnt see that coming at all…

Mark:BG James tags in Kip James right now… As Shawn Michaels staggers back up on to his feet…

Rhino:I dont know if Shawn Michaels knows where he is right now…

Mark:Triple H just got knocked off the apron by BG James…Kip James whips Shawn Michaels in to the ropes… Powerslam by Kip James…

Rhino:BG James is now on the outside and slides in a couple of chairs…

Mark:The chairs are being opened up… As Kip James now waits for Shawn Michaels to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:This isnt going to be good for Shawn Michaels…

Mark:Kip James sets him up by the chairs… FAMEASSER! ON TO THE STEEL CHAIRS!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels has been knocked out by Kip James…

Mark:Kip James sits down in the chair… As the referee now begins his count…

Rhino:Triple H is starting to get back up on the outside of the ring…

Mark:The referee continues to count as he is up to Six… Seven… Eight… Nine… And Shawn Michaels finds away to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Kip James thought he had him right there…

Mark:BG and Kip are talking over strategy…

Rhino:Both men are picking up steel chairs…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is spinning around… BG James swings… Shawn Michaels ducks his chair shot… Kip James swings… Shawn Michaels ducks that as well…

Rhino:Triple H is in the ring and he has his weapon in hand…

Mark:Triple H swings the Sledgehammer and he knocks the chair right in to the face of BG James…

Rhino:What a shot that was as he knocked BG James out cold right there…

Mark:From behind Kip James scores with the chair shot to the back of Triple H…

Rhino:That will slow down Triple H…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is tuning up the band…SWEET CHIN MUSIC! TO THE STEEL CHAIR!

Rhino:Kip James turned right around in to the Superkick from Shawn Michaels…

Mark:Shawn Michaels opens up the chair and sits down…

Rhino:The referee is counting down Kip James…

Mark:Four… Five… Six…

Rhino:BG James is trying to get back up… The Game knocks him off the apron…

Mark:Seven… Eight…Nine… TEN! ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here are your winners and STILL EWA Tag Team Champions… DEGENERATION X!

Rhino:DX retains the EWA Tag Team Titles here tonight…

Mark:We are now getting set for our..

(“Open Your Eyes” plays as Doug Kinsella and Carlito enter the arena…)

Doug Kinsella: “Nothing personal to DX or VKM, but this is strictly for Shane McMahon’s own good. I told him that if he didn’t give us a fair shot at the EWA Tag Team Championship, then we would assume it is war. Shane, you do NOT want to declare war against us, because it is already a lock as to who will win it.”

Carlito: “That’s right, all we request is a shot at the EWA Tag Team Titles, and we will end this war. But Shane, just so it is living proof that the Extreme Soldiers will victor in the war, here are the two new superstars that Doug said we had last week to join us.”

Doug Kinsella: “Shane, if you have a match even booked that relates to the Tag Team division, you better bet that the Extreme Soldiers are going to find a place in those matches. We will not even let you have an ounce of relief, as we plan to take over the show. Again, all Carlito and I ask for is a fair Tag Team Title Match. We will also be the judge of what ‘fair’ is, as well. So, without further delay, the two newest members of the Extreme Soldiers!”

(“I Am” hits over the PA System, as AJ Styles makes his way out, along with EWA’s newest superstar, Ryodo. They shake Doug and Carlito’s hand and begin to speak.)

AJ Styles: “Yes, it is true, myself and Ryodo have alligned ourselves with Doug Kinsella and Carlito to take out the unfair Shane McMahon. You see, I have seen what the man has done before I got here in the EWA. I must say it has been unjust, and if Shane gives Kinsella and Carlito a shot at the Tag Team Titles and they win it, Ryodo and I have been guaranteed a shot at those titles. So, that is the trade off for us helping them out in the war. But if no Tag Title Match is given, we all shall fight until there is one.”

(AJ hands the microphone to Ryodo.)

Ryodo: “Ladies and Gentleman! Man it feels great to be back in a wrestling ring! However, now is not a time for nostalgia, now is a time for getting down to business. Most of you, save Mr. AJ Styles here, have probably never heard my name outside of the EWA. Where am I going with this? Shane! You have absolutely no idea what I’m capable of! You have never witnessed the crazy and stupid stuff that I have done just to hurt my opponent. Mr. Kinsella here has heard of my feats from AJ, and that’s why he recruited me into this stable. But over the next few weeks, everyone will know my name. Everyone will know just how far I will go to succeed in this business. Everyone will know how far I will go to please the fans that make everything worthwhile. And Shane, you especially will know exactly how far I will go for those whom I call my friends if the champ and Carlito here don’t get their tag title shots. All I can say for you, is to sleep with one eye open, because the man who is so Xtreme he eats nails for cereal has just arrived in the EWA to back up Kinsella and Carlito in any way shape or form they need!”

(As Ryodo makes his last comment, AJ leans over to the microphone.)

AJ Styles: “Um, Ryodo… You eat Shredded Wheat for breakfast.”

(Ryodo looks at AJ as if he is deeply hurt inside.)

Ryodo: “Dude, shut up!”

(Ryodo then hands the microphone back to Kinsella; seeming satisfied enough with what he’s said.)

Doug Kinsella: “That’s right Shane, here are the Extreme Soldiers, ready for combat. Aside from the differences in the cereal we eat or not, we are a unit. Believe me, if you like it or not, this is not ALL of what you will be seeing out of us. Hell, I may just find some more people to join us if you make us come to that. Until then, one simple thing is all we ask for. War or not, you be the one who decides that. But I guarantee that Shane, if it IS war, then WE will stop at nothing to make it truly your FINAL ENCOUNTER!”

Rhino:It seems like the War has begun…

Mark:The Extreme Soldiers have arrived in the EWA… As we now I guess get set for the Main Event…

EWA Television Championship Ladder Match
Doug Kinsella(c) vs Demon Child

Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the LADDER MATCH and is for the EWA Television Championship…Introducing first… The Challenger… From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 269 Pounds… DEMON CHILD!

(“Voodoo” plays as Demon Child enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Dayton, Ohio… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… The EWA World Champion and Defending EWA Television Champion… DOUG KINSELLA!

(“Open Your Eyes” plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)

Mark:Here we go… The EWA Television Championship is on the line…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella just introduced the EWA to the Extreme Soldiers… Now can he show the world why he should be the leader of the Extreme Soldiers…

Mark:Demon Child and Doug Kinsella met a few weeks ago for the EWA World Championship… Now the EWA Television Title is on the line…As it hangs above the ring…

Rhino:The trash talking has begun between Doug Kinsella and Doug Kinsella…

Mark:Both men look up and see the belt hanging above the ring… There they go… Right hands being exchanged right now…

Rhino:They are just trading shots back and forth right now…

Mark:Doug Kinsella now backs Demon Child up in in to the ropes with the right hands… Irish whip sending Demon Child off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop by Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:Demon Child staggers back up…

Mark:Doug Kinsella with a hard uppercut right underneath the jaw of Demon Child… One more uppercut by Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is really giving it to Demon Child with those shots…

Mark:Doug Kinsella hooks up Demon Child… Vertical Suplex by the EWA Television and World Champion…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now waiting for Demon Child to get back up on his feet…

Mark:Doug Kinsella charges and connects with a clothesline to Demon Child as he got back up…

Rhino:The EWA Television Champion is now heading to the outside of the ring…

Mark:Here comes the ladder…Doug Kinsella puts the ladder on the ring apron… Baseball Slide by Demon Child knocking the ladder right in to the EWA Television Champion…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella didn’t see that move coming at all and he didn’t like it either…

Mark:Demon Child slides to the outside of the ring and now grabs Doug Kinsella by the head and rams his head right in to the ladder that is hanging off the side of the ring…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now in a little bit of trouble…

Mark:Demon Child pulls the ladder out a little more and now lays Doug Kinsella out on the ladder…

Rhino:Demon Child is now on the apron…

Mark:Leg Drop down on to Doug Kinsella by Demon Child as he was laid out on the ladder…

Rhino:That was a nice move by Demon Child…

Mark:Demon Child now grabs the ladder and pushes it all the way in to the ring… As he now stands the ladder up in to the corner…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella rolls Doug Kinsella back in to the ring as well…

Mark:Demon Child scoops up Doug Kinsella up on his shoulder… Running Powerslam right in to the ladder…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella’s back must be killing him right now…

Mark:Demon Child has a smirk on his face as he sees Doug Kinsella in pain…

Rhino:Demon Child now lays the ladder out in the center of the ring…

Mark:Doug Kinsella staggering around in pain… Demon Child hooks him up… Suplex right down on to the ladder…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is a good amount of pain right now…

Mark:The EWA Television Champion staggers back up… Running Clothesline by Demon Child sending Doug Kinsella over the top rope and to the floor goes the champion…

Rhino:Demon Child now has the ladder and is setting up so he can go after the gold…

Mark:Demon Child is beginning his climb to the EWA Television Championship…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is starting to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Demon Child is getting close to the gold…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella has a steel chair…

Mark:Chair Shot right across the back of Demon Child as he was reaching up to get the gold…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now climbing up the ladder behind Demon Child…

Mark:Belly to Back Suplex from the ladder…By Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:Both men are down right now as they both came off the ladder hard…

Mark:Demon Child landed right on his head though… As Doug Kinsella pulls himself back up…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella now has Demon Child…

Mark:Swinging Neckbreaker right on to the steel chair by Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is starting to get in to a little bit of a groove…

Mark:Doug Kinsella is now climbing up the ladder…

Rhino:He is holding on to his back as he climbs up the ladder…

Mark:Doug Kinsella starts to reach up for the gold… From behind Demon Child nails him in the back with a couple of shots…

Rhino:That slowed down Doug Kinsella…

Mark:Demon Child hooks him up… POWERBOMB OFF THE LADDER!

Rhino:Doug Kinsella was just drilled off the ladder right in to the mat…

Mark:Demon Child just laid out the champion right now…

Rhino:Demon Child is now closing up the ladder and is waiting for the EWA Television Champion to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Doug Kinsella turns around and Demon Child lays out the EWA Television Champion as he drives the ladder right in to his face…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella has been busted open…

Mark:Demon Child has opened up the EWA Television Champion… And now Demon Child drives the ladder right in to the back of Doug Kinsella… One more shot by Demon Child…

Rhino:Demon Child has targeted Doug Kinsella’s back from the beginning of this match up and it continues right here…

Mark:Demon Child now opens the ladder back up and places it underneath the EWA Television Championship…

Rhino:Demon Child is now heading to the outside of the ring…

Mark:Demon Child is bringing a table in to the ring right now…

Rhino:This isnt going to be good for the EWA Television Champion…

Mark:No it isnt as the table has been setup by Demon Child…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is bleeding and staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:Demon Child scores with a couple of right hands… And now lays him out on the table…

Rhino:Demon Child is now climbing up the ladder…

Mark:Doug Kinsella has gotten off the table…

Rhino:That has stopped Demon Child’s climb up the ladder…

Mark:Doug Kinsella throws a steel chair up at Demon Child…

Rhino:Demon Child is stopped his climb up the ladder…

Mark:Doug Kinsella is now climbing up the ladder on the other side…

Rhino:Both men are now exchanging shots on the ladder…

Mark:You see the blood fly off the of Doug Kinsella… Demon Child drives Doug Kinsella in to the ladder…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now being hooked up…

Mark:Suplex… Blocked by Doug Kinsella… Doug Kinsella now climbs over the otherside of the ladder…

Rhino:He is on the same side with Demon Child…

Mark:Doug Kinsella hooks him up… OH MY GOD! SOUL KILLER! OFF THE LADDER THROUGH THE TABLE!

Rhino:WHAT A MOVE!

Mark:Doug Kinsella has taken out his challenger by putting him right through the table…

Rhino:That was an incredible move the EWA World and Television Champion…

Mark:Doug Kinsella is now pulling himself out from the table and is trying to wipe the blood out of his eyes…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now setting the ladder back up…

Mark:Doug Kinsella wants to retain his EWA Television Championship here tonight and continue on his quest to become as he calls it… The First Ever Triple Crown Champion…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is making his way up the ladder…

Mark:Demon Child is now starting to move around on the mat…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is close to the gold…

(“Here Comes The Money” plays over PA System…)

Rhino:That Shane McMahon’s Music…

Mark:The sound of Shane McMahon’s Music has stopped Doug Kinsella for a moment as he is looking at the entrance ramp…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella said it was War earlier on… I guess Shane McMahon is coming out to continue the war…

Mark:Demon Child is back up and he shoves the ladder over and Doug Kinsella goes crashing to themat…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella was distracted and it allowed Demon Child to recover…

Mark:Demon Child now picks up Doug Kinsella… DEMON DROP!

Rhino:Doug Kinsella has now been laid out…

Mark:Demon Child is now climbing up the ladder to regain the EWA Television Champion…

Rhino:The Bloody Champion is slowly starting to move…

Mark:Demon Child is climbing up the ladder…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is crawling up the otherside of the ladder…

Mark:Demon Child reaches up and isnt close enough yet…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is trying to get up the ladder…

Mark:Demon Child reaches up… Doug Kinsella scores with a right hand stopping Demon Child…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella and Demon Child are now trading right hands on the top of the ladder…

Mark:Doug Kinsella now reaches up… Demon Child nails him in the ribs…

Rhino:This is a battle over the EWA Television Championship…

Mark:Doug Kinsella and Demon Child both want to be the EWA Television Champion… Doug Kinsella knocks Demon Child down a couple of rungs..

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is going for the gold…

Mark:What the hell… Its SHANE MCMAHON! Shane McMahon is up on the top rope… Dropkick to Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:Shane McMahon just knocked Doug Kinsella off the ladder…

Mark:Demon Child is now reaching up… Demon Child just pulled down the EWA Television Championship… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA Television Champion DEMON CHILD!

Rhino:Demon Child just lucked his way in to the EWA Television Championship…

Mark:Shane McMahon came out tonight and he just screwed Doug Kinsella out of the EWA Television Championship…

Shane:Doug… You are right… THE WAR IS ON!

Mark:Shane McMahon just told Doug Kinsella… The War is On… What does this mean for the EWA World Champion… We will find out at Thursday Night Chaos… Good Night Everyone! DEMON CHILD IS THE NEW EWA TELEVISION CHAMPION!

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