Unholy Alliances 2007
Mark:Welcome to the Most Unholy Night of the year as we present Unholy Alliances 2007 sponsored by eWazone.com… Tonights Main Event will be a battle for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella gave up his title as he went on strike now four men will battle for the EWA World Title…
Mark:It will be Stone Cold Steve Austin teaming up with Triple H to take on AJ Styles and Lone Jobber…
Rhino:One of those four men will walk out the new EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Also tonight Purgatory and Rob Parks return to the ring as they take on Subway and EWA Vice President Shane McMahon…
Rhino:Its going to be a very interesting night here tonight for the EWA…
Mark:That it will… Its time to get everything started with the Lone Jobber Stardom Invitational Battle Royal…
Lone Jobber Stardom Invitational Battle Royal
Participants Include-“Impact Player” Jeremy Johnson, Eric Angel, Halo, Jeff Hardy, Johnny Sites, Mephiles, The Voodoo Kin Mafia, Christian & Tank
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is the Lone Jobber Stardom Invitational Battle Royal… Already in the ring… The Impact Player Jeremy Johnson… Eric Angel… Halo… Jeff Hardy… Johnny Sites… Kip and BG James… Mephiles… Tank… And now making his return… CHRISTIAN!
(“At Last” plays as Christian enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go…Then Ten Man Battle Royal has begun…
Rhino:Who will walk out the winner… We are about to find out now…
Mark:All ten men are doing battle right now… We see Eric Angel and Jeremy Johnson doing battle in the corner…
Rhino:Johnny Sites and Mephiles are doing battle as well…
Mark:Kip James is working over the new comer Tank… As Tank is on the verge of being knocked out of the ring…
Rhino:Jeremy Johnson just delivered Snake Eyes to Eric Angel in the corner…
Mark:Eric Angel spins around and Johnson nails him with a clothesline…
Rhino:Christian just walked over and attacked Kip James from behind…
Mark:BG James is now helping out his tag team partner as they are now trying to eliminate Christian…
Rhino:Tank just delivered a Flap Jack to Jeff Hardy…
Mark:Jeff Hardy is staggering back up on to his feet… Tank lifts up Jeff Hardy and Press Slams Jeff Hardy out of the ring…
Rhino:So much for Jeff Hardy…
Pa Announcer:Jeff Hardy Has Been Eliminated…
Mark:Johnny Sites almost has Mephiles eliminated…Sites with a round house kick and Mephiles has been knocked over the top rope and to the outside of the ring he goes…
Pa Announcer:Mephiles Has Been Eliminated…
Rhino:Christian is almost gone…
Mark:Christian ties himself up in the ropes and slides back in to the ring…
Rhino:Our Cameras are in the locker room of Lone Jobber and we can see that he is paying real close attention to what is going on during his Stardom Battle Royal…
Mark:Jeremy Johnson has Eric Angel up on his shoulder… Angel slides off… Clothesline and Both Men go over the top rope and they have eliminated each other…
Pa Announcer:Eric Angel and Jeremy Johnson have Been Eliminated…
Rhino:We are now down to six men left in this Battle Royal…
Mark:Christian and BG James are now fighting… BG James is hammering him with right hands…
Rhino:BG James is shake, rattle and rolling right now…
Mark:BG James for a big right hand… Christian Ducks and sends BG James over the top rope and to the floor he goes…
Pa Announcer:BG James has been Eliminated…
Rhino:Tank has Halo in a position that Halo doesn’t want to be in right now…
Mark:Running Powerslam by Tank driving Halo in to the mat…
Rhino:Halo is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Tank Clotheslines him over the top rope and Halo is now been Eliminated…
Pa Announcer:Halo Has Been Eliminated…
Rhino:We are down to the final four…
(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber walks out on to the stage…
Lone Jobber:It seems, it seems something slipped my mind, i mean I almost forgot, the fourth, wait no that’s not right… this isn’t any old normal battle royale.. no this is the Lone Jobber Invite, and this battle royale was only a test, to weed out the weak… the men standing in this ring, they passed, and for the next month are going to go one on one to prove to everyone else that they stand head and shoulders above the rest… that’s not saying this is over, no, cause if your anything like me, you’ll want to finish this battle royale just to get a leg up on the Competition…
Rhino:And there they go…
Mark:Kip James and Christian are battling… Rake of the eyes by Christian…
Rhino:Johnny Sites and Tank are doing battle right now…
Mark:Christian hooks up Kip James… UnPrettier… No! Kip James shoves him off and Christian’s momentum takes him over the top rope and Christian has been Eliminated…
Pa Announcer:Christian Has Been Eliminated…
Rhino:We are now down to three…
Mark:Tank kicks Johnny Sites in to midsection… Powerbomb!
Rhino:Johnny Sites was just drilled in to the mat…
Mark:Kip James is telling Tank to bring it… Tank Charges… Kip James ducks the clothesline… Tank turns around… Kip James lifts him up in a press slam… Tank gets out… Tank shoves Kip James in to the ropes… Running Clothesline from behind and there goes Kip James…
Pa Announcer:Kip James Has Been Eliminated…
Rhino:Johnny Sites is back up…
Mark:Johnny Sites with a Dropkick and Tank goes over the top rope…
Rhino:Tank lands on the apron…
Mark:Johnny Sites turns back around… Tank grabs him… Suplex… Blocked by Johnny Sites… Sites tries to Suplex Tank back in to the ring… Tank Blocks…
Rhino:This is a back and forth struggle…
Mark:Jawbreaker by Tank… Johnny Sites staggers around… Tank goes back in to the ring… Johnny Sites spins around… Tank grabs Johnny Sites by the hair and throws him right on the top rope…
Rhino:Sites lands on the apron…
Mark:Tank charges right in to the ropes and he knocks Johnny Sites off the apron… This Match Up Is Over!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TANK!
Rhino:Tank Has Won the Lone Jobber Stardom Invitational…
Mark:Who will win the whole Lone Jobber Stardom Invitational… We will find out in time… But right now its time to find out who will walk out EWA Television Champion… So lets go to the ring and find out who…
EWA Television Championship TLC Is Legal Match
Ryodo(c) & Shawn Michaels vs Demon Child & Megumi Kudo
Pa Announcer:This Next Contest is the TLC Is Legal Match for the EWA Televison Championship… Introducing first… Team Number One… First… From Koshigaya, Japan… Weighing in at 132 Pounds… Representing the Crazy Eights… MEGUMI KUDO!
(“Battle without Honor or Humanity” plays as Megumi Kudo enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her Partner…From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 269 Pounds… DEMON CHILD!
(“Voodoo” plays as Demon Child enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponents… First from San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… One Half of the EWA Tag Team Champions… Representing Degeneration X… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And his partner…From St. Louis, Missouri…Weighing in at 240 Pounds… Representing the Extreme Soldiers… The EWA Television Champion… RYODO!
(“St Anger” plays as Ryodo enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go… Ryodo and Megumi Kudo will be starting things out here in this contest… Ryodo hammers Megumi Kudo with a couple of shots right to the side of the head…Megumi Kudo gets backed up in to the corner by Ryodo…Ryodo now whips Megumi Kudo in to the far side corner…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Spin Heel Kick by Ryodo laying out Megumi Kudo… Ryodo goes right in to the cover 1……………2………Kickout by Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is making her way back up on to their feet…
Mark:Ryodo with a couple of uppercuts to Megumi Kudo… Ryodo now scoops up Megumi Kudo and slams her down to the canvas…
Rhino:Ryodo is now rolling to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Ryodo is now grabbing a trash can and bringing it in to the ring… Megumi Kudo is back up on to her feet… Ryodo charges with the trash can… Megumi Kudo moves out of the way and connects with a drop toe hold and Ryodo goes face first in to the trash can…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is now on the middle rope…
Mark:Leg Drop by Megumi Kudo right down on to Ryodo driving his head right back down in to the trash can…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is now the one going to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Both Shawn Michaels and Demon Child are just watching on as Megumi Kudo and Ryodo go back and forth trading shots…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo now grabs the singapore cane…
Mark:Ryodo gets back up and Ryodo gets laid out with the singapore cane by Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:She really clocked him good…
Mark:Megumi Kudo now goes for the cover 1……………………2………………Ryodo gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Demon Child is trying to get tagged in to this match up…
Mark:Demon Child reaches out and tags himself in to the ring… Demon Child now hooks up Ryodo and connects with a vertical suplex…
Rhino:Demon Child now slides to the outside of the ring and pulls a lamp from underneath the ring…
Mark:Why in the world would there be a lamp underneath the ring?
Rhino:I have no clue…
Mark:Demon Child is now back in to the ring with the lamp in hand… Ryodo turns around and Demon Child smashes the lamp right over Ryodo’s head…
Rhino:Ryodo seems to be out of it right now…
Mark:Demon Child goes for the cover 1……………..2……….Shawn Michaels comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Demon Child now waits for Ryodo to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:It looks like Ryodo is busted open…Demon Child scoops up Ryodo… Ryodo slides off of Demon Child’s Shoulder…Demon Child turns around… Enziguri by Ryodo…
Rhino:Ryodo is now crawling to his corner…
Mark:Shawn Michaels gets the tag in from Ryodo… Demon Child is back up and Shawn Michaels takes him down with a clothesline…
Rhino:Demon Child gets right back up…
Mark:Atomic Drop by Shawn Michaels to Demon Child…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels picks up a singapore cane…
Mark:Demon Child spins around and Shawn Michaels lays out Demon Child with the singapore cane… Shawn Michaels now goes for the cover 1…………………..2……………Kickout by Demon Child…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now bringing a steel chair in to the ring…
Mark:Demon Child staggers back up on to his feet… Steel meets Skull as Shawn Michaels lays out Demon Child with the steel chair…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels connnected squarely with that chair shot…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now goes for the cover on Demon Child 1………………….2…………..Demon Child kicks out again…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now wedging the steel chair in between the turnbuckles…
Mark:Shawn Michaels grabs Demon Child by the head and throws him head first right in to the steel chair…
Rhino:Demon Child is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Shawn Michaels scoops up and slams Demon Child down to the canvas…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels now slides the trash can underneath the head of Demon Child…
Mark:The Heartbreak Kid is now heading to the top rope…
Rhino:The Showstopper is gonna fly…
Mark:Flying Elbow Drop! Missed! As Demon Child rolled out of the way and Shawn Michaels crashed right down in to the trash can…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo tags herself in..
Mark:Megumi Kudo is now stomping away at the Heartbreak Kid…
Rhino:She is getting revenge for last week at Thursday Night Chaos…
Mark:Megumi Kudo grabs Shawn Michaels by his head and backs him up in to the corner…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is now putting Shawn Michaels up on the top rope…
Mark:Megumi Kudo lays out the steel chair… As he now climbs up to the top rope… Hurricanranna by Megumi Kudo to Shawn Michaels from the top rope…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels lands right down on the steel chair…
Mark:Megumi Kudo now goes for the cover on Shawn Michaels 1………………………2……………. Kickout by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo was close to becoming One Half of the EWA Tag Team Champions…
Mark:Megumi Kudo connects with forearm shots right to Shawn Michaels… Megumi Kudo whips Shawn Michaels in to the ropes…
Rhino:Blind Tag…
Mark:Dropkick by Megumi Kudo laying out Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Ryodo tug himself in…
Mark:Ryodo is up on the top rope… Flying Back Elbow by Ryodo from the top rope and he lays out Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Nice move right there by Ryodo…
Mark:Ryodo now covers Megumi Kudo 1……………………..2………………. Kudo gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Ryodo now grabs the lid of the trash can…
Mark:Megumi Kudo turns around and Ryodo lays out Megumi Kudo with the trash can lid…
Rhino:Ryodo is now heading to the top rope…
Mark:Ryodo stands up on the top rope… 450 Splash! Connects right down on to Megumi Kudo… Ryodo with the cover 1………………….2……………..3….NO! Demon Child comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Demon Child wants to get back in to this match up…
Mark:Ryodo leaves the ring and heads to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Ryodo is sliding a table in to the ring…
Mark:The Table is now being set up in the corner by the Bloody EWA Television Champion…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is staggering up on to her feet…
Mark:Demon Child tags himself in…
Rhino:Ryodo didn’t see the tag…
Mark:Irish whip by Ryodo sending Megumi Kudo to the table…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo put on the breaks…
Mark:Ryodo charges with a clothesline… Kudo ducks… SPEAR BY DEMON CHILD!
Rhino:Demon Child just Speared Ryodo right through the table…
Mark:Demon Child covers Ryodo 1…………………..2…………………3…….. NO! Shawn Michaels comes in and pulls Demon Child off of Ryodo…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels and Demon Child are face to face in the center of the ring…
Mark:Demon Child slaps Shawn Michaels and follows it up with a couple of right hands… Irish whip by Demon Child… Shawn Michaels ducks the clothesline… Shawn Michaels comes off the ropes… Flying Forearm! Ducked! Shawn Michaels nailed Megumi Kudo instead…
Rhino:Michaels knocked Megumi Kudo off the apron…
Mark:Demon Child now clothesline Shawn Michaels to the outside as well…
Rhino:Ryodo is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Demon Child waits… DEMON DROP!
Rhino:We are looking at a new EWA Television Champion right now…
Mark:Demon Child is about to go for the cover…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is in the ring…
Mark:She is telling Demon Child to make her legal…
Rhino:Well this is where the partners that dont get a long comes in to play…
Mark:Demon Child and Megumi Kudo are looking to exchange blows right here…
Rhino:Ryodo is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Demon shoves Megumi Kudo… Ryodo now charges…Demon Child ducks the clothesline…
Rhino:Blind Tag!
Mark:Shawn Michaels tags himself in… Ryodo comes off the ropes… Powerslam by Demon Child…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo just spun Demon Child around and slaps him right across the face…
Mark:Demon Child goes for a clothesline… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:HBK laid out Demon Child…
Mark:Megumi Kudo charges at Shawn Michaels… Back Body Drop sending Megumi Kudo to the outside of the ring…Shawn Michaels hooks the leg of Demon Child 1………………….2………….3…. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA Television Champion SHAWN MICHAELS!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels left with his half of the EWA Tag Team Titles and is the new EWA Television Champion…
Mark:Ryodo was never pinned… So Ryodo is in line for another shot to regain his gold down the line most likely… But for now its time for our next Unholy Alliances Match…
Monthly Rules
Special Referee-William McConnell
Rob “Vertigo” Parks & Purgatory vs Shane McMahon & Subway
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… The Special Referee… The Executive Talent Manager of Degeneration X… WILLIAM McCONNELL!
(“The Answer” plays as William McConnell enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Now Introducing the Participants… First… From Wildwood, Nj… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… SUBWAY!
(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His partner… From Greenwich, Ct… The EWA Vice President… SHANE McMAHON!
(“Here Comes The Money” plays as Shane McMahon enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And Their Opponents… First… Weighing in at 240 Pounds…The President of the Extreme Wrestling Alliance… PURGATORY!
(“Inner Universe” plays as Purgatory enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His partner… From Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 175 Pounds… The Owner of the EWA… ROB “VERTIGO” PARKS!
(“Sober” plays as Rob Parks enters the arena…)
Mark:Well this is one many people have been waiting to see…
Rhino:This will be Purgatory’s first match up since 2005… Will he show any sign of Ring Rust?
Mark:I guess we will find out as this match up progresses… As it will now be Rob Parks and Shane McMahon starting things out…
Rhino:We are waiting for William McConnell to call for the bell…
Mark:Shane McMahon nails Vertigo with a right hand… As now William McConnell calls for the bell…
Rhino:Shane McMahon got a cheap shot in before the bell was rung…
Mark:Vertigo now gets backed up in to the ropes by Shane McMahon…Shane McMahon whips Vertigo in to the farside… Shane McMahon ducks his head… Vertigo puts on the breaks and kicks him right in the head…
Rhino:Shane McMahon is spinning around…
Mark:Vertigo grabs his arm… Short Arm Clothesline by Vertigo…
Rhino:Vertigo tried taking his head off with that clothesline…
Mark:Shane McMahon is now gets back up on to his feet… Vertigo scoops him up and slams him right in to the corner…
Rhino:Shane McMahon is tied up in the tree of woe…
Mark:Vertigo tags in Purgatory… Vertigo backs up… Running Baseball Slide by Vertigo…
Rhino:Here comes Purgatory…
Mark:Running Baseball Slide by Purgatory to Shane McMahon…
Rhino:Nice double team work by Vertigo and Purgatory…
Mark:Some say that Vertigo and Purgatory are the old school EWA… While Shane McMahon is leading the charge for the new school…
Rhino:It is the past meets the present and right now the Past is having their way with the EWA Vice President…
Mark:Purgatory now hooks up Shane McMahon… Front Face Suplex by the EWA President…
Rhino:Shane McMahon is in a little bit of trouble right now…
Mark:Senton Splash by Purgatory as he drives his weight right across the back of Shane McMahon… Purgatory turns Shane McMahon over 1………………………….2…. Shane McMahon kicks out…
Rhino:William McConnell was a little slow with the count…
Mark:Subway watches on as Purgatory tags in Vertigo… Vertigo and Purgatory whip Shane McMahon off in to the ropes… Double Clothesline… No… Shane McMahon ducks… Shane McMahon comes off the ropes… Double Clothesline by Shane McMahon laying out both Vertigo and Purgatory…
Rhino:Nice counter there by the EWA Vice President…
Mark:Shane McMahon is getting back up on his feet and he tags in his unlikely partner Subway…
Rhino:Subway is ready to unleash his fury right now…
Mark:Vertigo is back up and he gets caught with forearm shots by Subway… Subway kicks Vertigo in the midsection… Double Arm DDT by the X-Core Soldier…Subway goes for a cover 1………….2……………Kickout by Purgatory…
Rhino:That was a consistant count by William McConnell…
Mark:Vertigo is staggering up on to his feet… Kick to the midsection… Subway goes for a Piledriver… Missle Dropkick From the top rope by Purgatory right down on to Subway…
Rhino:Purgatory just saved his tag team partner right there…
Mark:Vertigo crawls to the corner and tags in Purgatory… Subway is now making his way back up on to his feet… Purgatory is now biting the forehead of Subway…
Rhino:That’s an interesting way to attack your opponent…
Mark:Purgatory now backs Subway up in to the corner and starts hammering him with right hands…
Rhino:The fans are counting along…
Mark:Eight… Nine… And Purgatory goes back to biting…
Rhino:Subway is holding on to his forehead as he staggers out of the corner…
Mark:Purgatory goes behind Subway… German Release Suplex by Purgatory… Purgatory now goes for the cover 1………………………..2………………. Shane McMahon comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Shane McMahon doesn’t want to lose this match up…
Mark:Purgatory now tags back in Vertigo… Double Vertical Suplex by Purgatory and Vertigo…
Rhino:Vertigo is now heading to the top rope…
Mark:What does Vertigo have in mind?
Rhino:He is taking a chance right here…
Mark:Moonsault! No! Subway got his knees up…And Vertigo crashes right in to his knees of Subway…
Rhino:That had to knock the wind right out of Vertigo…
Mark:Vertigo is staggering around… Subway connects with a swinging neckbreaker and now both men are down on the canvas…
Rhino:Both Vertigo and Subway need to make the tag to their respective partners…
Mark:Subway is crawling to his corner…
Rhino:Purgatory gets the tag…
Mark:And so does Shane McMahon… Purgatory and Shane McMahon are exchanging right hands…
Rhino:They are really doing a number to one another right now…
Mark:Purgatory traps the arms of Shane McMahon after he ducked a right hand… Headbutts by Purgatory rocking Shane McMahon…
Rhino:Those headbutts have Shane McMahon dazed…
Mark:Purgatory hooks up Shane McMahon… Brainbuster!
Rhino:The EWA Vice President was just dropped right on his head…
Mark:Purgatory hooks the leg 1…………………………………..2……………………….3… NO! Shane McMahon gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Purgatory is getting up in the face of William McConnell after that slow count…
Mark:Subway is in the ring and he is going right after Vertigo…
Rhino:Subway just ran at Vertigo and knocked him off the apron…
Mark:Subway and Vertigo are doing battle on the outside…
Rhino:They are brawling up the ramp…
Mark:Purgatory now slams Shane McMahon down to the canvas…
Rhino:Purgatory is heading to the top rope…
Mark:Flying Elbow Drop! Connects!
Rhino:He drove that elbow right down in to the chest of Shane McMahon…
Mark:Purgatory goes for the cover…
Rhino:Albert is on the apron…
Mark:William McConnell is being distracted by Albert…
Rhino:Test is in the ring…
Mark:Purgatory doesn’t seem him… BIG BOOT!
Rhino:Test has just laid out Purgatory…
Mark:Shane McMahon now crawls on top of Purgatory… William McConnell is back in position 1………..2………..3….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners SUBWAY and SHANE McMAHON!
Rhino:Test just helped Shane McMahon win this match up…
Mark:Shane McMahon’s hired guns just paid off big time here in this match up… The question right now is… Who will walk out the new EWA World Champion… Lets send it back down to the ring and find out..
EWA World Heavyweight Championship Falls Count Anywhere Match
Steve Austin & Triple H vs Lone Jobber & AJ Styles
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is a Falls Count Anywhere Match and is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… Team Number One… First… From The Slaughter House… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… Mister EWA…. LONE JOBBER!
(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His tag team partner… From Gainsville, Ga… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… AJ STYLES!
(“I Am” plays as AJ Styles enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their Opponents… First… From Victoria, Texas… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!
(“Glass Shatters” plays as Stone Cold enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His tag team partner… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… One Half of the EWA Tag Team Champions… The Game TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Mark:All four men are in the center of the ring…
Rhino:They all want to be the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Doug Kinsella gave up the gold and now one of these four men will walk out with it…Triple H and Lone Jobber are nose to nose…
Rhino:Those two men have a lot of history together…
Mark:There they go… Lone Jobber and Triple H are trading right hands…
Rhino:Stone Cold and AJ Styles are as well…
Mark:Its a four way brawl in the center of the ring… Lone Jobber gets blocked and Triple H knocks him down with a big right hand…
Rhino:Stone Cold is backing AJ Styles up in to the ropes…
Mark:Irish whip by Stone Cold… AJ Styles comes off the ropes and Steve Austin nails him with a big right hand…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Running Clothesline by Triple H sending Lone Jobber out of the ring…
Rhino:Stone Cold has AJ Styles…
Mark:AJ Styles gets tossed to the outside by Stone Cold…
Rhino:Triple H and Stone Cold are now nose to nose in the center of the ring…
Mark:They are exchanging some words right now as these two men are partners both looking to be EWA World Champion…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is getting back up on the apron…
Mark:Triple H and Stone Cold walk over to him and both men pull on the rope launch Lone Jobber back in to the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is slowly getting back up on his feet…
Mark:Right hand by Triple H to Lone Jobber… Lone Jobber spins around and Stone Cold nails him with a right hand… Triple H comes back and nails Lone Jobber with another right hand…
Rhino:Stone Cold and Triple H are taking turns hammering Lone Jobber with right hands…
Mark:Another right hand by Stone Cold and Lone Jobber is rolling to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:That will probably be a safe place for him…
Mark:Stone Cold and Triple H exchange a few more words…
Rhino:Look out…
Mark:AJ Styles springboard plancha’s back in to the ring and nails both Stone Cold and Triple H…
Rhino:AJ Styles took advantage right there…
Mark:AJ Styles goes for a cover on Stone Cold 1…………………2…………..Austin kicks out…
Rhino:I guess AJ Styles and Stone Cold are the legal men in this match up…
Mark:AJ Styles now with a couple of kicks to the midsection of Stone Cold… Spin Kick by AJ Styles knocking Stone Cold back in to the corner…
Rhino:AJ Styles is now backing up…
Mark:Running Splash right in to the corner by AJ Styles…
Rhino:Stone Cold is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:AJ Styles scores with the Spine Breaker…
Rhino:What a move that was by AJ Styles…
Mark:BackBreaker turned in to a gutbuster by AJ Styles as he now goes for the cover on Stone Cold 1………………..2………… Austin gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Styles now tags in Lone Jobber…
Mark:Lone Jobber and AJ Styles exchange a couple of words as Lone Jobber hooks up Stone Cold and nails him with a float over Vertical Suplex…Cover 1………………….2………….. Stone Cold kicks out again…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now waiting for Stone Cold to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks him up… Piledriver… No… Austin counters with a back drop…
Rhino:Stone Cold didn’t want to be dropped on his neck with his history of neck problems…
Mark:Stone Cold now back up on to his feet… Lone Jobber turns around… Kick to the midsection… Stunner! No! Lone Jobber shoves him off and Austin goes right in to Triple H…
Rhino:Triple H was knocked off the apron…
Mark:The referee is saying that the tag was made and Triple H is the legal man in this match up…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now going to the outside of the ring after Triple H…
Mark:Lone Jobber whips Triple H in to the steel guard rail… The Game staggers… DDT by Lone Jobber… On the outside of the ring Lone Jobber goes for a cover 1……………….2……….. Triple H kicks out…
Rhino:Remember this is falls count anywhere…
Mark:Triple H is backing up the ramp…
Rhino:He is trying to get a breather right now…
Mark:If Lone Jobber pins Triple H not only will he be the EWA World Champion… But he will also be one half of the EWA Tag Team Champions…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now going up the ramp with Triple H…
Mark:Stone Cold and AJ Styles watch on from their corners… Lone Jobber goes to pick up Triple H… Small Package 1……………..2………..3….NO! Lone Jobber kicks out…
Rhino:Triple H just suckered Lone Jobber in right there…
Mark:Both men are back up on their feet… Lone Jobber goes for a right hand… Ducked… Triple H spins him around… Spinebuster! Right on the entrance ramp…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is in some pain right now…
Mark:Triple H covers him 1…………………2………………Lone Jobber kicks out…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now rolling down the ramp back down to ringside…
Mark:Triple H back down at ringside and now rolls Lone Jobber back in to the ring…
Rhino:As Triple H enters the ring Stone Cold just tug himself back in to the ring…
Mark:Triple H and Stone Cold arent really getting along right now…
Rhino:No they arent…
Mark:Stone Cold whips Lone Jobber in to the ropes… Big Knee right to the ribs of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Austin just drove the wind right out of Lone Jobber…
Mark:Stone Cold goes for the cover 1……………….2………………Leg Drop by AJ Styles…
Rhino:AJ Styles doesn’t want his partner to lose as he wants to be the EWA World Champion…
Mark:Lone Jobber crawls to the corner and tags in AJ Styles…
Rhino:Stone Cold is making his way back up on to his feet…
Mark:Styles with forearms rocking Stone Cold… AJ Styles scoops and slams Stone Cold down to the canvas…
Rhino:AJ Styles is now standing on the apron…
Mark:Springboard… SUPERMAN SPLASH!
Rhino:What a Move!
Mark:The 450 Springboard Splash connects… AJ Styles now goes for the cover 1………………………2…………………….3……….NO! Triple H at the last second came in and broke it up…
Rhino:AJ Styles was a half a second away from becoming the next EWA World Champion…
Mark:AJ Styles is now waiting for Stone Cold to get back up on to his feet… Starmarker Suplex!
Rhino:Stone Cold was just dropped right on the back of his neck…
Mark:AJ Styles with another cover 1………………………….2………………….Triple H once again comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:AJ Styles now picks Stone Cold back up…
Mark:AJ Styles whips Stone Cold in to the ropes… Stone Cold ducks the clothesline… Both men come off the ropes… Double Clothesline…
Rhino:Both Stone Cold and AJ Styles need to make tags…
Mark:They both had the same idea and both knocked each other down and out…
Rhino:Will Stone Cold tag in Triple H?
Mark:Yes he does…
Rhino:Lone Jobber gets the tag as well…
Mark:Lone Jobber charges at Triple H… The Game ducks… Knee Buster…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is staggering around…
Mark:The Game sets up Lone Jobber… Neckbreaker by Triple H… The Game goes for the cover 1………………..2……………. Lone Jobber kicks out…
Rhino:Triple H is now waiting for Mister EWA to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H whips Lone Jobber in to the ropes… Running High Knee laying out Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Triple H seems in control of this match up…
Mark:Triple H now has Lone Jobber set up… PEDIGREE! NO! Austin is in the ring… Stone Cold spins Triple H around… STUNNER!
Rhino:Stone Cold just laid out Triple H with the Stone Cold Stunner…
Mark:Stone Cold is now dragging Triple H back to the corner…
Rhino:Steve Austin didn’t want Triple H to win this match up so he took him out with the Stunner…
Mark:Stone Cold tags himself in… Lone Jobber staggers back up on to his feet… STUNNER!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is done…
Mark:AJ Styles is now in the ring… Kick in to the midsection… STYLES CLASH!
Rhino:Both Lone Jobber and Stone Cold are knocked out…
Mark:Triple H is now starting to move…
Rhino:The referee is getting AJ Styles out of the ring…
Mark:Triple H reaches out and tags himself in…
Rhino:AJ Styles is coming right back in…
Mark:AJ Styles kicks Triple H in the midsection… Pele! No! Triple H ducked…
Rhino:AJ Styles staggers back up…
Mark:Spinerbuster! By Triple H…
Rhino:AJ Styles is down and out…
Mark:Lone Jobber is back up on his feet… Lone Jobber spins Triple H around… THE GIMMICK! NO! Triple H ducked the Gimmick…
Rhino:Lone Jobber went for it all… But didn’t get all he wants…
Mark:Lone Jobber spins around… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Triple H with the cover 1…………………2…………………3……… ITS OVER! NEW CHAMPION!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA World Champion… TRIPLE H!
Rhino:The Game is back on top of the EWA Mountain…
Mark:AJ Styles and Stone Cold tried to make the save but they were too late… Which now means Triple H is once again the EWA World Champion…
Rhino:The King of Kings is back on top of his throne…
Mark:What a night it has been…Triple H is the NEW EWA World Champion… DX has All The Gold… GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!
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