Saturday Night Torture 07-21-07
Mark:The EWA is live in Ric Flair Country…
Rhino:Wooo!
Mark:As tonight we present Saturday Night Torture…As we are here in Charlotte, North Carolina and what a stacked line up we have for everyone here tonight Rhino…
Rhino:The EWA Television Championship is on the line when Diamond Dallas Page takes on Stone Cold Steve Austin…
Mark:DDP has been on one hell of a roll as of late… Will Stone Cold be able to slow down DDP… We will find out tonight… Also tonight the EWA Tag Team Titles will be on the line as well when Rated RKO defends against Cryme Tyme…
Rhino:Back at Wednesday Night Xtreme Cryme Tyme walked away with the title belts… But tonight they try to earn them officially when they battle Rated RKO…
Mark:In what could be their Final Encounter… Its Best Two of Three Falls when Lone Jobber battles Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:El Presidente Lone Jobber made this match up a Two of Three Falls in hopes he can finally take down The Heartbreak Kid…
Mark:It all goes down tonight including the Last Chance Battle Royal for the final spot in the Extreme Elimination Chamber… Which will take place right now…
Last Chance Battle Royal
Doug Kinsella vs Vinny Luccheese vs Darien Hacaga vs Alan Matthews
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is the Last Chance Battle Royal for the Final Spot in the Extreme Elimination Chamber… Now introducing first…From Brooklyn, Ny… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… The Ice Man VINNY LUCCHEESE!
(“Where Do Gangsters Go” plays as Vinny Luccheese enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Tijuana, Mexico… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… DARIEN HACAGA!
(“Forever” plays as Darien Hacaga enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their Opponent…From Grand Rapids, Mi… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… Dead Eye ALAN MATTHEWS!
(“Miseria Cantare” plays as Alan Matthews enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Dayton, Ohio… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… DOUG KINSELLA!
(“Open Your Eyes” plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)
Mark:All four men are in the ring and the referee calls for the bell…
Rhino:The last man left in the ring will head to the Extreme Elimination Chamber at Beach Brawl…
Mark:Darien Hacaga nails Doug Kinsella with a couple of kicks right to the midsection and now starts backing him up in to the corner…
Rhino:Vinny Luccheese and Alan Matthews are now trading right hands…
Mark:Darien Hacaga whips Doug Kinsella off in to the corner…Doug Kinsella comes staggering out of the corner… Spin Heel Kick by Darien Hacaga…
Rhino:Alan Matthews just got taken down with a big right hand from Vinny Luccheese…
Mark:Vinny Luccheese now scoops up Alan Matthews… Running Powerslam by The Ice Man Vinny Luccheese…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is pulling himsefl back up on to his feet…
Mark:Darien Hacaga charges… Dropkick by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:He caught Darien Hacaga square in the jaw with a dropkick…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is now putting the boots to Darien Hacaga…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is up in the corner…
Mark:Vinny Luccheese is trying to toss Alan Matthews out of the ring…
Rhino:Darien Hacaga is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Rake of the eyes by Alan Matthews to Vinny Luccheese…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is getting back on the ground and is now starting to take it to Vinny Luccheese…
Mark:Doug Kinsella now hooks up Darien Hacaga… Swinging Neckbreaker…
Rhino:Darien Hacaga is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Alan Matthews whips Vinny Luccheese off in to the ropes… He lifts him up… DEAD ON!
Rhino:What a backbreaker…
Mark:Vinny Luccheese staggers back up on to his feet… Running Clothesline by Alan Matthews sending Vinny Luccheese over the top rope and he is now eliminated…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is trying to lift Darien out of the ring…
Mark:Darien Hacaga is trying to hold on…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is regrouping in the corner…
Mark:Doug Kinsella dumps Darien Hacaga over and he has now been Eliminated…
Rhino:We are now down to two…
Mark:Alan Matthews now charges at Doug Kinsella… Doug Kinsella ducks and pulls down the top rope… Alan Matthews hasnt been eliminated…
Rhino:Alan Matthews landed on the apron…
Mark:Right hand by Alan Matthews as he now gets back in to the ring… Doug Kinsella now goes for a clothesline… Alan Matthews ducks… Matthews spins him around…Kick to the midsection… Tiger Bomb!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now in trouble…
Mark:Alan Matthews picks up Doug Kinsella and is now trying to throw him over the top rope…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is hanging on…
Mark:Alan Matthews has Doug Kinsella have way over…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is going to be heading to the Extreme Elimination Chamber…
Mark:No… Doug Kinsella with an elbow right to the head and now Doug Kinsella is back in the ring…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is firing back with a couple of shots to Alan Matthews…
Mark:Alan Matthews gets sent off in to the ropes… Spear!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella caught him square on with that spear…
Mark:Alan Matthews is getting back up and Doug Kinsella is now trying to toss him over the top rope…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is trying to fight his way back in to the ring…
Mark:Kick right to the head by Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Dead Eye was Dead On with that kick…
Mark:Alan Matthews now grabs Doug Kinsella… Kick to the midsection… Alan Matthews hooks him up… DIRECT HIT! NO! Doug Kinsella lands on his feet… Kinsella spins Alan Matthews around… FINAL ENCOUNTER!
Rhino:Alan Matthews has been laid out…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is now picking up Alan Matthews and he now tosses Alan Matthews over the top rope…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella thinks he has won this match up…
Mark:Alan Matthews held on to the ropes and lands on the apron…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella now sees Alan Matthews on the apron…
Mark:Doug Kinsella charges at Alan Matthews… Alan Matthews pulls down the top rope… Doug Kinsella goes over the top rope… Kinsella Hits The Floor… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ALAN MATTHEWS!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is pissed off at ringside right now…
Mark:The Losing Streak Continues for Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella starts walking to the back and he sees Darien Hacaga…
Mark:Doug Kinsella grabs Darien Hacaga and hooks him up… SOUL KILLER! On The Entrance Ramp!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella has gone off the deep end…And is now demanding a microphone…
Doug Kinsella: I am sick of you fans cheering me and rooting me on… You guys disgust me, because you fans gave me no support… I lose all these matches, because I was too busy impressing you… Well, I am sick and tired of being held back by fans… I don’t give a shit what you guys think any more… Your little hero, Doug Kinsella, is no hero… I am simply a certified ass kicker now… No more losses for Doug Kinsella now… I don’t need to listen to any of you and your little cheers… Go ahead and bring tampon or jester suit signs… See if I give a fuck… From now on, the EWA roster is now being put on notice… I am done being the little crowd favorite… So everybody, be prepared to face off with the master of your… FINAL… ENCOUNTER!!!
Mark:This is a real different side of Doug Kinsella… We will see where this goes as we now get set for our next….
(Shawn Michaels is in his locker room, getting ready for his match against Lone Jobber tonight. Suddenly, the door swings open..)
McConnell: Get up Shawn. Right now. Hit me. Just hit me!
HBK:You want me to hit you Will… You want me to hit you right now….
McConnell: Yes. Right now, Shawn. I didn’t give you the match, I’ve been a fucking thorn in your side. Hit. Me.
HBK:Just cool your jets McConnell… Im not going to hit you…
McConnell: Shawn, perhaps its not registering with you. This is your chance.
HBK:On any other day McConnell… I might have… But Im not…Instead im going to help you with all of this built up aggression…
McConnell: Shawn.. Damn it Shawn.. I really don’t get you. You’ve wanted to kick my ass all this time and now you don’t?!
HBK:That’s the difference between You and I… Will… I dont always need to Kick Your Teeth Down Your Throat… Because I can do it anytime I want… But I just dont see the need to do that now…I feel like being the bigger man and trying to help you…
(McConnell stares at Michaels for a moment, before slamming his fist against the wall and leaving..)
William McConnell vs Young Savage
Pa Announcer:This next Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Chicago, Illinois…Weighing in at 200 Pounds… YOUNG SAVAGE!
(“Fireman” plays as Young Savage enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Evansville,Indiana… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… The Answer WILLIAM McCONNELL!
(“The Answer” plays as William McConnell enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and the first match up of the evening is underway…William McConnell scores with a couple of right hands to Young Savage… Young Savage is backed up in to the ropes…Irish whip by William McConnell… McConnell goes for a clothesline…
Rhino:Savage Ducks…
Mark:Young Savage comes off the ropes… Flying Back Elbow connects on William McConnell…
Rhino:The Answer is getting back up…
Mark:Young Savage charges in… Hurricanranna by Young Savage…
Rhino:William McConnell is now staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Young Savage has thrown William McConnell off his game right now…
Rhino:He does seem a little dazed right now…
Mark:William McConnell gets back up on to his feet… Dropkick by Young Savage and he knocks William McConnell through the ropes and to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:The Answer is frustrated right now…
Mark:Young Savage is now up on the top rope…
Rhino:It looks like Young Savage is going to fly…
Mark:Incoming! Young Savage dives off the top rope… But William McConnell moves out of the way and crashes right in to the steel guard rail…
Rhino:William McConnell saw Young Savage coming and the high risk chance for Young Savage didn’t pay off…
Mark:The Answer now rolls Young Savage back in to the ring…
Rhino:Young Savage is now pulling himself back up on to his feet…
Mark:Right hands by William McConnell… William McConnell pulls him out in to the center of the ring… Front Face Suplex…
Rhino:William McConnell is now up on the middle rope…
Mark:Young Savage tries to get up… Leg Drop! By William McConnell right down on to Young Savage… William McConnell now goes for the cover 1………………..2…………Kickout by Young Savage…
Rhino:William McConnell right now is just picking apart Young Savage right now as a wise veteran would…
Mark:William McConnell now with a couple of right hands as he now whips Young Savage in to the ropes… Young Savage comes off the ropes… McConnell ducks his head…
Rhino:Young Savage puts on the breaks…
Mark:Tornado DDT by Young Savage… As Savage hooked him up by the head and came off the ropes to score with the DDT…
Rhino:Young Savage could have William McConnell right now…
Mark:Young Savage goes for the cover 1…………………..2…………..3……..NO! The Answer gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:William McConnell is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Young Savage lifts up William McConnell… 187! NO! The Answer lands on his feet… Young Savage turns around… FIVE STAR SUPERKICK!
Rhino:The Answer really caught him square in the jaw with that shot…
Mark:William McConnell isnt done as he is now heading to the top rope…
Rhino:The Answer is feeling froggy…
Mark:10.0 FROG SPLASH! By The Answer William McConnell…
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right here and now…
Mark:William McConnell hooks the leg 1…………………..2………………3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner WILLIAM McCONNELL!
Rhino:The Answer continues to be unstoppable…
Mark:Speaking of being Unstoppable… The Answer just came back in to the ring with a steel chair…
Rhino:Young Savage better get out of the ring…
Mark:Young Savage is back up on his feet… STEEL CHAIR SHOT!
Rhino:Did you hear that Thud?
Mark:William McConnell isnt done… Another chair shot right to the back of Young Savage… And another chair shot to the back of Young Savage…
Rhino:William McConnell is in raged right now…
Mark:We need help out here… The Answer goes for another chair shot…
Rhino:Its HBK!
Mark:Shawn Michaels just ran down to the ring and pulled the chair out of the hands of William McConnell…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is saying something to William McConnell as they are face to face…
Mark:Officials are getting Young Savage out of the ring… As William McConnell starts to leave the ring…
Rhino:Why would Shawn Michaels come out and calm down William McConnell?
Mark:I have no idea… But it is now time for our next contest…
Non Title
Megumi Kudo vs Mark Peora
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Non Title Match set for one fall… Introducing first…From Salem, Illinois… Weighing in at 279 Pounds…Representing The Triad… MARK PEORA!
(“Slave New World” plays as Mark Peora enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Koshigaya, Japan… Weighing in at 132 Pounds… The EWA World Champion… MEGUMI KUDO!
(“Battle Without Honor or Humanity” plays as Megumi Kudo enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go…
Rhino:Mark Peora makes his in ring return against the EWA World Champion…
Mark:Megumi Kudo slaps Mark Peora right in the face and now starts hammering him with kicks right to the thighs…
Rhino:She is trying to knock him down to her level…
Mark:Megumi Kudo now goes for another kick… Mark Peora grabs the leg of Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is in trouble as she has been caught by Peora…
Mark:Enziguri by Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:She caught him right in the back of the head…
Mark:Megumi Kudo goes for the cover 1………………….2…………..Kickout by Mark Peora…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is now heading up on to the middle rope…
Mark:Megumi Kudo leaps off the middle rope… Peora catches her… T-Bone Suplex!
Rhino:Mark Peora just dropped Megumi Kudo right on her head…
Mark:Mark Peora goes right for the cover 1………………….2……………….Kickout by Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is slowly getting back up on to her feet…
Mark:Mark Peora with a hard knife edge chop right across the chest and now backs her up in to the ropes… Mark Peora whips Megumi Kudo off in to the ropes…Megumi Kudo comes off the top rope… Over the Head Belly to Belly Suplex by Mark Peora…
Rhino:Mark Peora just sent the EWA World Champion half way across the ring…
Mark:Mark Peora goes for the cover 1……………………..2………………..3…NO! Megumi Kudo gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Mark Peora is now backing Megumi Kudo up in to the corner…
Mark:Mark Peora is now putting Megumi Kudo up on the top rope…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is in a bad position right now…
Mark:Top Rope Steamroller!
Rhino:What a move that was by Mark Peora…
Mark:Mark Peora goes for the cover 1………………………..2………………..3……..NO! Megumi Kudo gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:That was really close…
Mark:Megumi Kudo is now getting up on to her feet…
Rhino:Mark Peora is eyeing her up…
Mark:Prelude to Oblivion!
Rhino:The Full Nelson is being locked in on Megumi Kudo…
Mark:Megumi Kudo is fighting out of it… Roll through in to a pin 1……………….2………….3…..NO! Mark Peora kicks out…
Rhino:That was close…
Mark:Both are back up on their feet… Mark Peora goes for a clothesline… Megumi Kudo ducks… Spin Heel Kick…By Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:She got all of that kick…
Mark:Mark Peora is now getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is lining him up…
Mark:Megumi Kudo with a kick to the midsection and backs Mark Peora up in the corner…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is hooking him up…
Mark:Tornado DDT! By Megumi Kudo driving Mark Peora straight in to the canvas…
Rhino:Mark Peora is in trouble…
Mark:Megumi Kudo goes for the cover 1…………………………2………….3………NO! Mark Peora gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Mark Peora is now getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Megumi Kudo hooks up Mark Peora… Back Drop by Peora…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is getting back up on to her feet…
Mark:Mark Peora grabs her by the hair and now kicks her in the midsection…
Rhino:Mark Peora goes behind Megumi Kudo…
Mark:Peora Plex coming up… Megumi Kudo blocks with elbows… Megumi Kudo comes off the ropes… Shinning Wizard!
Rhino:That could be it…
Mark:Megumi Kudo isnt done right now…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo now heads to the top rope…
Mark:MOONSAULT! Connects… Heres the cover 1………………….2…………..3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner MEGUMI KUDO!
Rhino:Megumi Kudo continues on a roll here in the EWA…
Mark:Megumi Kudo heads in to the Extreme Elimination Chamber on a roll… But right now our Cameras have spotted something going on Backstage…
McConnell: Shawn! What the hell was that?!
HBK:Why dont you just cool your jets pal… I told you I was going to help out…And I did… You gotta learn that its not all about bashing someone in with a chair… You gotta find a way to check your emotions at the door… Its something I have learned… And its something YOU need to learn…
McConnell: Need to cool off, huh? Well, I guess to do that, I’m gonna turn the heat up on you, Shawn. Next week, Beach Brawl. I got a match for you. Handicap. You, Shawn Michaels.. Versus the two largest men this business has. The Big Show & The Great Khali. Hows that?
HBK:YOU NO GOOD SON OF A (Takes a Deep Breathe) Fine McConnell… If that’s how you wanna play this game… That’s fine with me..I’ll play your little game… Or in this case… Big Game…
McConnell: Welcome to my hell, Shawn. See you at The Brawl. (McConnell walks away..)
Mark:Shawn Michaels will have to overcome the odds at Beach Brawl… As we get set for our next contest…
Steel Cage Weapon of Choice Match
Triple H vs Big Daddy Ace
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Steel Cage Weapon of Choice Match… Introducing first… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 273 Pounds… BIG DADDY ACE!
(“No More Sorrow”plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Game TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Mark:Both men are locked inside the cage…
Rhino:You see both weapons hanging on the cage…
Mark:We see Big Daddy Ace’s Spiked Chair… And Triple H’s Sledgehammer…
Rhino:Many have fallen victim to the sledgehammer in the past…
Mark:Triple H with a couple of right hands to Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace fires back with a couple of right hands of his own…
Mark:Triple H gets backed up in to the ropes… Irish whip by Big Daddy Ace… Reversal by Triple H… Big Daddy Ace comes off the ropes… Running High Knee by Triple H…
Rhino:Triple H is now mounting Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:The Game with straight right hands to the head of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:The Game is really driving those shots in…
Mark:Triple H now picks up Big Daddy Ace and grabs him by the head and throws Big Daddy Ace face first in to the steel cage…
Rhino:Triple H isnt done…
Mark:The Game grabs Big Daddy Ace by the head and throws him right in to the cage on the other side of the ring…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is staggering around…
Mark:Triple H grabs his arm… Short Arm Clothesline by Triple H laying out Big Daddy Ace… Triple H goes for the cover 1…………………2…………. Kickout by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:The Game now is waiting for Big Daddy Ace to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H scoops up Big Daddy Ace and he throws him face first in to the steel cage…
Rhino:Triple H is just taking in to Big Daddy Ace at the moment…
Mark:Triple H is now looking around at the cage and he sees the weapon Big Daddy Ace has chosen hanging on the cage…
Rhino:Its that Spiked Chair Wrapped in Barbed Wire…
Mark:Triple H is pulling down the chair and has an evil smirk on his face…
Rhino:Triple H is now lighting up the chair…
Mark:The Big Tyme Playa Big Daddy Ace is staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:The Game has him eyed up…
Mark:Triple H swings… Big Daddy Ace side steps… Drop Toe Hold and Triple H goes face first in to the flames and barbed wire of the chair…
Rhino:Triple H is in pain right now…
Mark:The flames on the chair went out…As Triple H is now busted wide open…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is picking up Triple H right now…
Mark:Belly to Back Suplex by Big Daddy Ace dropping him right on the back of his head…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace now has Triple H by the legs…
Mark:Slingshot in to the Steel Cage…
Rhino:The Game is staggering around onhis feet…
Mark:Powerslam by The Big Tyme Playa…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is on a roll right now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace goes for the cover 1……………………..2…………….3……….NO! Triple H gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is picking up the chair again…
Mark:Triple H staggers up on to his feet… Big Daddy Ace charges and lays him out with the chair…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace has just laid out The Game…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace goes for another cover 1…………………..2…………….3……..NO! Triple H gets his shoulder up again…
Rhino:The Game is losing a lot of blood right now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace whips Triple H off in to the ropes… Big Daddy Ace drops his head… Knee Buster by Triple H…
Rhino:Triple H was able to put on the breaks and hit the Knee Buster…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace spins around… SPINEBUSTER!
Rhino:Triple H is now trying to get back in to this match up as he begins to wipe the blood out of his eyes…
Mark:Triple H falls on top of Big Daddy Ace 1…………………..2………….Kickout by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:The Game is slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H now scoops up Big Daddy Ace and he drives him back first in to the steel cage…Triple H still has him up and he is now tying him up in to the tree of woe…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace can not defend himself right now…
Mark:The Game with the Spiked Barbed Wire Chair…
Rhino:Triple H just placed the chair by the face of Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Triple H lights the chair…
Rhino:Oh no…
Mark:BASEBALL SLIDE INTO THE FLAMING SPIKED BARBED WIRE CHAIR!
Rhino:OH MY GOD!
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is rolling around in pain and is bleeding as well…
Rhino:The weapon that Big Daddy Ace choose really just back fired on him…
Mark:Triple H now goes for the cover 1………………………….2………………..3………..NO! Big Daddy Ace kicks out…
Rhino:How in the hell did he just kick out?
Mark:I have no idea.. As Triple H is now looking around and he has found his weapon…
Rhino:The Sledgehammer…
Mark:Triple H smirks as he waits for Big Daddy Ace to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Both men are destroying One another right before the Extreme Elimination Chamber ten days from now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is back up… Triple H charges… Big Daddy Ace ducks… Big Daddy Ace hooks him up… ACE CRUSHER!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right here and now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks the leg 1………………………2…………………….3…………..ITS NOT OVER! Triple H got his shoulder up…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now trying to wipe the blood out of his eyes as he gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now grabs the Sledgehammer…
Rhino:A bloody Triple H staggers up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace swings… The Game ducks… Triple H grabs the Sledgehammer… Sledgehammer to the Skull! By Triple H…
Rhino:The Game just laid out Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Triple H now hooks the leg 1……………………2………………..3………….NO! Big Daddy Ace gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Triple H thought he had him…
Mark:Triple H picks up Big Daddy Ace… PEDIGREE! NO! Big Daddy Ace scores with a Back Body Drop…
Rhino:This Bloody Battle Continues…
Mark:Triple H gets back up… Big Daddy Ace spins him around… Ace hooks him up… ACE CRUSHER!
Rhino:That’s the second Ace Crusher of the evening…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace falls on top of Triple H 1…………..2……….3………. HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BIG DADDY ACE!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now riding a wave of momentum in to the Extreme Elimination Chamber…
Mark:Who will be the World Champion? We will find out Beach Brawl… But it is now time for the Best Two of Three Falls Match between Shawn Michaels and Lone Jobber…
Best Two of Three Falls Match
Shawn Michaels vs Lone Jobber
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Best Two of Three Falls Match… Introducing first… From The Slaughter House… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneraion X… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Mark:The referee calls for the bell as this match up is underway…
Rhino:Both men are in the center of the ring…
Mark:Collar and Elbow tie up right now in the center of the ring… Both men battle for position… Lone Jobber backs Shawn Michaels up in to the ropes… The referee steps in and its a clean break…
Rhino:Hopefully that was the first of many clean breaks…
Mark:Shawn Michaels and Lone Jobber move back in to the center of the ring… Another collar and elbow tie up… Shawn Michaels goes in for a headlock now… As he begins to grind away at Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to fight his way out of it…
Mark:Shawn Michaels takes him over with the headlock… Lone Jobber now makes his way up on to his feet as he now nails Shawn Michaels with shots right to the ribs…
Rhino:Lone Jobber was able to break off the headlock…
Mark:Lone Jobber shoves Shawn Michaels off in to the ropes… HBK comes off the ropes… Leap frog by Lone Jobber… Shawn Michaels comes off the farside… Leap Frog again…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels puts on the breaks…
Mark:Lone Jobber hits the canvas… Atomic Drop by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now spinning around…
Mark:Hurricanranna by Shawn Michaels taking Lone Jobber off of his feet and sending Lone Jobber out of the ring…
Rhino:Here comes Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Baseball Slide by Shawn Michaels… Lone Jobber moves and pulls Shawn Michaels out of the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber has the baseball slide scouted…
Mark:Lone Jobber with a right hand to Shawn Michaels… Lone Jobber charges and now rams Shawn Michaels back first in to the side of the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber rolls Shawn Michaels back in to the ring…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now up on the top rope… Shawn Michaels is back up on his feet… Moonsault Right Down on to Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:What a move…
Mark:Lone Jobber with the cover 1……………………2……………Kick out by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is back up on to his feet near the corner…
Mark:Lone Jobber charges in… Running Clothesline…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels comes staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Kick to the midsection… DDT by Lone Jobber… Lone Jobber with a cover 1……………………2……………Kickout again by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Lone Jobber now waits for Shawn Michaels to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber with a chop across the chest of Shawn Michaels… Lone Jobber whips Shawn Michaels off in to the ropes… Lone Jobber goes for a clothesline… Shawn Michaels ducks… El Presidente turns around… HBK goes for a clothesline… Ducked… Neckbreaker by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Both men had the same idea and Lone Jobber was able to counter with the neckbreaker…
Mark:Lone Jobber goes for another cover 1………………..2……….. Kickout again by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Right now the Voice of the EWA is taking it to the Heartbreak Kid…
Mark:Shawn Michaels slowly gets back up on to his feet… Lone Jobber now backs Shawn Michaels up in to the corner…
Rhino:Lone Jobber puts Shawn Michaels up on the top rope…
Mark:Lone Jobber now hooks up Shawn Michaels… Superplex! No! Shawn Michaels counters and he knocks Lone Jobber off the top rope…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now standing up on the top rope…
Mark:Flying Elbow Drop! Connects by Shawn Michaels… Shawn Michaels goes for the cover 1………………2……………3……..NO! Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was close…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now starting to feel it…
Rhino:The Band is being tuned up…
Mark:Lone Jobber is making his way back up on to his feet… SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO! Lone Jobber ducked… Lone Jobber kicks him in the midsection… Brainbuster… No… Shawn Michaels gets out it and goes behind Lone Jobber… School Boy 1…………………2………….3…………..He Got Him…
Pa Announcer:The winner of the First Fall SHAWN MICHAELS!
Rhino:Both men are back up…
Mark:Shawn Michaels scores with a couple of Knife Edge Chops to the chest…
Rhino:They go Wooo! Here in Ric Flair Country…
Mark:Shawn Michaels whips him off in to the corner… Shawn Michaels charges at Lone Jobber… Lone Jobber gets the boot up…
Rhino:Lone Jobber saw him coming…
Mark:Running Bulldog out of the corner by Mr. EWA… Lone Jobber goes for the cover on Shawn Michaels 1……………..2……………..Kickout by HBK…
Rhino:Mr. EWA right now waits for Shawn Michaels to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber scoops him up and slams him straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now climbing up to the top rope again…
Mark:Shawn Michaels staggers up on to his feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is going to fly…
Mark:Flying Crossbody! Shawn Michaels rolls through with the pin on Lone Jobber 1…………………..2………3……NO! Lone Jobber kicks out…
Rhino:Both men get back up…
Mark:Shawn Michaels goes for a clothesline… Lone Jobber ducks… LOW CARD KICK! By Lone Jobber as he knocks Shawn Michaels through the ropes and to the outside…
Rhino:Lone Jobber really caught Shawn Michaels square in the jaw with that kick…
Mark:The referee is up to five… Six…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels isnt moving right now…
Mark:Eight… Nine… Ten…
Pa Announcer:The Winner of the Second Fall via Countout LONE JOBBER!
Rhino:Lone Jobber just won the second fall of this Two of Three Falls Match…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now starting to move…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is going to the outside and is bringing him back in to the ring…
Mark:Lone Jobber turns him over and goes for a cover 1………………….2…………3…….NO! Shawn Michaels kicks out…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now pulling himself back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber scores with a couple of right hands to Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Lone Jobber has Shawn Michaels backed up in to the ropes…
Mark:A couple of chops by Lone Jobber before he whips him off in to the farside with an irish whip… Lone Jobber goes for a clothesline… Shawn Michaels ducks… Shawn Michaels comes off the farside… Flying Forearm!
Rhino:Both men are down on the canvas…
Mark:The referee is counting both men down…
Rhino:Neither man is moving yet…
Mark:Nip Up! Shawn Michaels nips back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now starting to move…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now back up on to his feet… A couple of chops to the chest by Shawn Michaels… Shawn Michaels whips Lone Jobber off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop…
Rhino:Lone Jobber staggers back up…
Mark:Shawn Michaels scoops up Lone Jobber and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is heading to the top rope…
Mark:Lone Jobber is back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just staggered in to the ropes knocking Shawn Michaels down on the ropes…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now climbing up the ropes…
Rhino:High Risk Move coming…
Mark:HurricanJobber from the top rope…
Rhino:What a move by Lone Jobber…
Mark:Lone Jobber goes for the cover 1……………………..2………………3……….NO! Shawn Michaels gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels barely got his shoulder up…
Mark:Lone Jobber now waits for Shawn Michaels to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels staggers around…
Mark:Kick to the midsection… THE GIMMICK! NO! Shawn Michaels Ducked The Gimmick…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels got all of that kick…
Mark:Shawn Michaels with the cover 1…………………….2…………….3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SHAWN MICHAELS!
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels gets back on track and wins what could be the final encounter between Shawn Michaels and Lone Jobber…
Mark:Lone Jobber is getting back up on to his feet and is right up in the face of Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:What is going on here…
Mark:Lone Jobber extends his hand…
Rhino:After all of these years… Will Shawn Michaels shake Lone Jobber’s hand?
Mark:Shawn Michaels shakes the hand of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:That’s a sign of respect right there…
Mark:After all of the battles… This just shows what this business is all about… As we now get set for our first title match of the evening…
EWA Tag Team Championship Ghetto Brawl
Rated RKO(c) vs Cryme Tyme
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Ghetto Brawl for the EWA Tag Team Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers… From Brooklyn, New York… Weighing in at a combined weight of 530 Pounds… Shad and JTG… CRYME TYME!
(“Hoop Hop” plays as Cryme Tyme enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their Opponents… Weighing in at 495 Pounds… The Defending EWA Tag Team Champions… Edge and Randy Orton… RATED RKO!
(“Ladies & Gentlemen” plays as Rated RKO enter the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… It will be JTG and Randy Orton starting things out for their respective teams…
Rhino:There are plenty of trash cans full of weapons around ringside…
Mark:A lot of weapons have been placed around the ring for use… As Randy Orton scores with a couple of right hands to JTG… JTG gets backed up in to the ropes by Orton… Irish whip sending JTG off in to the farside…JTG comes off the ropes… Randy Orton goes for a clothesline…
Rhino:JTG ducked the clothesline…
Mark:JTG comes off the ropes… Flying Elbow Smash by JTG to Randy Orton…
Rhino:Randy Orton gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Hip Toss by JTG… Randy Orton slowly gets back up on to his feet… JTG charges at Randy Orton… Orton ducks… Neckbreaker by Randy Orton…
Rhino:Randy Orton is backing JTG up in to the corner…
Mark:Edge gets the tag from Randy Orton… Rated RKO whips JTG off in to the ropes… Double Hiptoss by Rated RKO…
Rhino:JTG is slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Edge now scoops up and rams JTG in to the corner…
Rhino:JTG is tied up in the tree of woe…
Mark:Edge goes to the outside of the ring and has a trash can lid…
Rhino:Edge has a smirk on his face…
Mark:Running Dropkick with the trash can lid right in to the face of JTG by Edge…
Rhino:JTG is in trouble at the moment…
Mark:Edge covers JTG 1……………..2……………..Kickout by JTG…
Rhino:Edge is now goes back to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Edge has a stop sign in hand…
Rhino:JTG is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Edge charges with the stop sign… Dropkick by JTG knocking the stop sign back in the face of the Rated R Superstar…
Rhino:JTG is now going for the pin…
Mark:Heres the cover 1………….2…………..Edge kicks out…
Rhino:JTG is now bringing Edge in to the Cryme Tyme corner…
Mark:Shad gets the tag… Shad now drives his knees in to the midsection of Edge…
Rhino:Shad is trying to knock the wind right out of Edge…
Mark:Shad moves the stop sign towards the center of the ring… Irish whip by Shad… Edge comes off the ropes…FlapJack right down on to the stop sign…
Rhino:That had to knock all the wind right out of the Rated R Superstar…
Mark:Shad goes for the cover 1………………….2…………Orton comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:JTG is slid a singapore cane in to the ring…
Mark:Edge slowly makes his way up on to his feet…
Rhino:Shad now has the singapore cane…
Mark:Edge turns around… Shad swings… Edge ducks… Edge with a kick to the midsection… Neckbreaker by Edge…
Rhino:Edge is now picking up the singapore cane…
Mark:Singapore Cane shot right to the back of Shad… One more shot by Edge to Shad…
Rhino:Randy Orton now gets the tag…
Mark:Edge give Orton the cane… As Edge holds Shad open… Randy Orton swings and connects right to the ribs of Shad…
Rhino:JTG can only watch on…
Mark:Randy Orton now covers Shad 1……………..2………….Kickout by Orton…
Rhino:Randy Orton is now putting the boots to Shad keeping the big man down…
Mark:Randy Orton is now heading to the outside and is bringing a trash can in to the ring…
Rhino:Shad is slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Randy Orton charges… Shad with a Big Boot knocking the trash can back in to the face of Randy Orton…
Rhino:Shad is now needing to make a tag…
Mark:Shad makes the tag and here comes JTG…
Rhino:Randy Orton is up on his feet…
Mark:Dropkick by JTG right to Randy Orton…
Rhino:Edge is in the ring…
Mark:Dropkick by JTG right to Edge sending him out of the ring…
Rhino:JTG slides to the outside and quickly comes back in to the ring and he has a baseball bat…
Mark:Randy Orton spins around… Baseball Bat right to the midsection of Randy Orton…
Rhino:Shad is on the outside of the ring and he is sliding a table in to the ring…
Mark:The table is being opened up by Shad…
Rhino:JTG is now up on the top rope…
Mark:Missle Thugkick! Connects…
Rhino:JTG is on fire right now…
Mark:Shad is now tagged back in to the ring…
Rhino:The Legend Killer is in trouble…
Mark:Shad has Orton setup… G9! THROUGH THE TABLE!
Rhino:What a move by Cryme Tyme…
Mark:We have new tag team champions as Shad goes for the cover 1………………………2………………..3……..NO! Edge comes in and nails Shad with a chair shot right across the back…
Rhino:Edge just saved his partner right there…
Mark:Randy Orton is trying to pull himself out from broken pieces of the table…
Rhino:JTG and Edge are trading shots right now…
Mark:Edge has the steel chair…
Rhino:JTG turns around…
Mark:Edge swings the steel chair… JTG ducks… Edge hits the referee in the head with the Steel Chair…
Rhino:The referee is knocked out…
Mark:JTG clotheslines Edge over the top rope and both men hit the floor…
Rhino:Randy Orton and Shad are trading shots…
Mark:Shad whips Orton in to the ropes… Big Boot… Orton ducks…Shad turns around… RKO! NO! Randy Orton gets shoved off in to the corner…
Rhino:Randy Orton staggers backwards out of the corner…
Mark:Shad hooks up Orton… German Suplex with a Bridge!
Rhino:The referee is starting to come to…
Mark:Heres the count 1…………………..2……………..3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:The Referee Has Counted Both Men Shoulders on the Mat and has Ruled that this match up is a DRAW!
Rhino:A Draw?!?
Mark:When Shad hit the Suplex his shoulders were on the mat along with Orton’s… There for the referee had no other choice but this call this match up a Draw…
Rhino:What does this mean?
Mark:It means Rated RKO still are the EWA Tag Team Champions…
Rhino:But where is the gold?
Mark:It looks like Shad and JTG have left with the gold…
Rhino:They must believe they are the Uncrowned EWA Tag Team Champions…
Mark:I guess that so… I dont think this is settled between these two teams… As we now get set for our main event…
EWA Television Championship Dog Collar Match
Diamond Dallas Page(c) vs Steve Austin
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the Dog Collar Match and is for the EWA Television Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Victoria,Texas… Weighing in at 252 Pounds…STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!
(“Alliance” plays as Steve Austin enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From The Jersey Shore… Weighing in at 253 Pounds… Representing The Triad… The EWA Television Champion… DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE!
(“Self High Five” plays as Diamond Dallas Page enters the arena…)
Mark:Both men are being locked together by the dog collars…
Rhino:There is about a fifteen or twenty foot chain separating the two men…
Mark:DDP and Austin are face to face in the center of the ring… There they go… Right hands by Diamond Dallas Page right to the Texas Rattlesnake…
Rhino:Stone Cold is firing back…
Mark:Stone Cold whips DDP off in to the ropes… Big Clothesline by the DDP laying out the Texas Rattlesnake…
Rhino:Steve Austin is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:DDP scoops up Austin and slams him straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Diamond Dallas Page now has the steel chain…
Mark:DDP turns Stone Cold over and begins to whip him wiith the steel chain…
Rhino:The EWA Television Champion is just really hammering Stone Cold with that chain…
Mark:Stone Cold is trying to get to the corner… DDP begins to stick his boot in to the throat pushing the collar right in to the neck of the Texas Rattlesnake…
Rhino:DDP is in control at the moment…
Mark:Stone Cold is getting pulled out of the corner…DDP hooks up Stone Cold… Austin blocks the suplex and connects with a vertical suplex of his own…
Rhino:Stone Cold is now hammering DDP with boots…
Mark:Stone Cold comes off the ropes and drops an elbow right in the face of the EWA Television Champion…
Rhino:DDP is now slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steve Austin whips DDP off in to the ropes…
Rhino:Stone Cold has the chain…
Mark:Clothesline with the steel chain…
Rhino:He caught DDP good with that shot right in to the head…
Mark:Stone Cold goes for the cover 1………………..2……………..Kickout by DDP…
Rhino:Right now the Challenger is in control of this contest…
Mark:Steve Austin now has the steel chain and nails DDP right in the midsection with the chain…One more shot right across the midsection with the chain…
Rhino:DDP is now slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Stone Cold charges at DDP… DDP ducks and Stone Cold goes over the top rope…
Rhino:DDP is now pulling on the chain that is connecting both of them…
Mark:Stone Cold is hanging from the ropes right now…
Rhino:This is not a good position to be in for the Texas Rattlesnake…
Mark:No it isnt as the life is being choked out of Steve Austin…
Rhino:DDP is now pulling Stone Cold back up on the apron…
Mark:Vertical Suplex by DDP bringing Stone Cold back in to the ring… DDP goes for the cover 1…………….2……………Stone Cold kicks out…
Rhino:Right now the Challenger is in a lot of trouble…
Mark:DDP is now wrapping his fist with the steel chain and is hammering Stone Cold with right hands…
Rhino:The EWA Television Champion is really hammering his challenger right now…
Mark:DDP now covers Stone Cold 1…………………2………….Kickout by Steve Austin…
Rhino:DDP has a smirk on his face as he knows he has Stone Cold right where he wants him..
Mark:Stone Cold looks to be out of it as he tries to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:DDP is lining him up…
Mark:Stone Cold turns around… DIAMOND CUTTER! NO! Stone Cold shoves him off…
Rhino:DDP is now coming off the ropes…
Mark:Lou Thez Press by Stone Cold as he hammers DDP with right hands…
Rhino:Stone Cold is getting his second wind right now…
Mark:DDP is trying back up in to the corner… Stone Cold now begins to stomp away at the EWA Television Champion…
Rhino:Stone Cold is stomping a mudhole in to DDP right now…
Mark:The fans are getting behind the Texas Rattlesnake…
Rhino:DDP is now pulling himself out of the corner…
Mark:Stone Cold has the chain and he nails DDP right in the head… Stone Cold goes for the cover 1………………..2…………..3………NO! DDP gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Stone Cold is now waiting for DDP to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:DDP is staggering back up… Stone Cold spins him around… Kick to the midsection… STUNNER! NO!
Rhino:DDP blocks…
Mark:Stone Cold gets spun around by DDP… DIAMOND CUTTER!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:DDP hooks the leg 1………………….2…………3……. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Television Champion DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE!
Rhino:DDP continues to reign supreme as the EWA Television Champion…
Mark:Diamond Dallas Page walks out with the gold tonight… But who will walk out of the Extreme Elimination Chamber as the EWA World Champion… We will find out at Beach Brawl 2007… GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!
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