Thursday Night Chaos 04-19-07
Mark:The Fans Here in Phoenix, Arizona are excited as we present Thursday Night Chaos sponsored by eWazone.com… Im Mark along side my partner in crime… Rhino… And what a night of action we have for everyone here tonight…
Rhino:Ryodo gets his first crack at EWA Gold as he takes on the EWA Television Champion… Demon Child…
Mark:It will be one hell of a match up… Plus tonight Triple H will be battling AJ Styles and Lone Jobber battles Stone Cold Steve Austin…
Rhino:Its a preview of the big EWA World Heavyweight Championship Title Fight at Unholy Alliances… Which two men will have the edge going in to those matches… We will find out here tonight…
Mark:Its going to be one hell of an interesting night here in Phoenix… So lets not waste anytime as we start off with our opening contest here at Thursday Night Chaos…
Johnny Sites vs Lord Humongous
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 225 Pounds… JOHNNY SITES!
(“Beautiful People” plays as Johnny Sites enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 206 CM… Part of the Crazy Eights… LORD HUMONGOUS!
(“Snapped” plays as Lord Humongous enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Johnny Sites with shots right to the ribs of Lord Humongous… Lord Humongous shoves him away… Johnny Sites gets back up on to his feet… Johnny Sites charges at Lord Humongous… Big Clothesline by Lord Humongous…
Rhino:Johnny Sites gives up size and weight to Lord Humongous… So it will be a difficult challenge here for Johnny Sites in his debut in the EWA…
Mark:Lord Humongous now picks up Johnny Sites and grabs him by the throat as he lifts him up in the air…
Rhino:He is choking the life out of Johnny Sites right now…
Mark:Lord Humongous just drops him straight down to the canvas…Johnny Sites is now backing up in to the corner…
Rhino:Sites is doing whatever he can to get away from Lord Humongous…
Mark:Lord Humongous comes charging in… Johnny Sites moves out of the way and Lord Humongous hits the corner hard…
Rhino:Sites now lining him up…
Mark:Dropkick by Johnny Sites to Lord Humongous… Lord Humongous staggers around on his feet… Running Spin Heel Kick by Johnny Sites…
Rhino:Lord Humongous is still on his feet right now…
Mark:Running Dropkick to the knee of Lord Humongous…
Rhino:The big man is down on his knees…
Mark:That’s one step to getting the big man off of his feet…
Rhino:Johnny Sites is now trying to think of what he can do…
Mark:Johnny Sites is on the ring apron… Springboard Dropkick connects and it knocks Lord Humongous off of his feet…
Rhino:He finally got the big man off of his feet…
Mark:Johnny Sites is now heading back up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Lord Humongous is back up on his feet as well…
Mark:Johnny Sites leaps off the top rope… Caught! Lord Humongous catches Johnny Sites in mid air…
Rhino:Lord Humongous has him by the throat…
Mark:Chokeslam! By Lord Humongous driving Johnny Sites right in to the canvas…
Rhino:This looks like the beginning of the end for Johnny Sites…
Mark:Lord Humongous now hooks him up… POWERBOMB! By Lord Humongous…
Rhino:That’s gonna be it right here and now…
Mark:Lord Humongous hooks the leg of Johnny Sites 1…………………..2……………….3……. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LORD HUMONGOUS!
Rhino:Lord Humongous Represents The Crazy Eights well here tonight as he picks up the victory over Johnny Sites…
Mark:Lord Humongous was too much for the debuting Johnny Sites… But now its time for some more EWA Action…
Lone Jobber vs Steve Austin
Pa Announcer:This Next Contest is set for one fall… Introducing First… From Victoria, Texas… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!
(“Glass Shatters” plays as Stone Cold Steve Austin enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From The Slaughter House… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… Mister EWA… LONE JOBBER!
(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway…Stone Cold Steve Austin and Lone Jobber face to face… Stone Cold goes for a right hand and connects… Lone Jobber comes back with one of his own…
Rhino:They are trading shots to start of this match up…
Mark:Stone Cold now connects with a couple of more right hands as he backs Lone Jobber up in to the ropes… Steve Austin with an irish whip sending Lone Jobber in to the farside ropes… Lone Jobber comes off the ropes… Back Body Drop…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Stone Cold goes for a running clothesline… Lone Jobber ducks and pulls down the top rope sending Stone Cold Steve Austin to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Austin charged in full steam ahead and Lone Jobber saw him coming which allowed him to get out of the way and send Austin to the outside…
Mark:Lone Jobber now launches himself over the top rope and down on to Stone Cold…
Rhino:Lone Jobber put his body at risk there and it paid off…
Mark:Lone Jobber now rolls Stone Cold back in to the ring… Lone Jobber puts the boots to the Texas Rattlesnake…
Rhino:Stone Cold is being backed up in to the corner…
Mark:Lone Jobber now whips Stone Cold in to the farside corner… Austin comes staggering out… Bulldog by Mister EWA…
Rhino:Lone Jobber drove him headfirst in to the canvas…
Mark:Lone Jobber goes for the cover on Austin 1………………………2…………..Stone Cold gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Right now Mister EWA is having his way with the Texas Rattlesnake…
Mark:Both of these men will meet in the Unholy Alliances Tag Team Match for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:It will be Austin and Triple H battling Lone Jobber and AJ Styles…
Mark:We will see Triple H and AJ Styles later on tonight but right now Lone Jobber hooks up Stone Cold and he connects with a vertical suplex…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now making his way to the middle rope…
Mark:Leg Drop from the middle rope by Lone Jobber connecting right down on to the neck and head of Stone Cold…
Rhino:Everyone knows about Stone Cold’s neck injuries…
Mark:Lone Jobber goes for another cover 1………………….2……………….Stone Cold gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:It seems like Lone Jobber has come to fight here tonight in Phoenix…
Mark:Lone Jobber now whips Stone Cold off in to the ropes… Lone Jobber ducks his head… Stone Cold puts on the breaks and kicks Lone Jobber right in the head…
Rhino:Stone Cold saw that coming a mile away…
Mark:Lone Jobber turns around and Stone Cold lays him out with a hard clothesline…
Rhino:Austin is now starting to get back in to this match up…
Mark:Lone Jobber gets back up on to his feet… Stone Cold opens up with a couple of right hands… Austin now whips Lone Jobber in to the ropes… Lou Thez Press… Followed by right hands by Stone Cold Steve Austin…
Rhino:The Texas Rattlesnake is starting to feel it…
Mark:Steve Austin comes off the ropes… Elbow right in the head of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Right now Stone Cold is starting to open up a can of whoop ass on Lone Jobber…
Mark:Lone Jobber back up in the corner… Boots right to the middle section of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Austin now stomping a mudhole in Lone Jobber and I believe he is walking it dry…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now using the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:He looks to be out of it right now…
Mark:Stone Cold spins him around… Kick to the midsection… STONE COLD STUNNER! NO! Lone Jobber pushes him off in to the ropes… Austin comes off the ropes… Kick by Lone Jobber… THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:Lone Jobber has laid out the Texas Rattlesnake…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks the leg 1………………..2…………….3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LONE JOBBER!
Rhino:Mister EWA gets back on the winning track of things as he heads in to Unholy Alliances to fight for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:We will see AJ Styles and Triple H later on tonight…But right now we are being told that Halo’s flight over from the UK has been delayed and he will not be able to make it here tonight to Thursday Night Chaos… So now we are going back to more action as the Dumpster Match is about to take place…
Dumpster Match
Carlito vs Voodoo Kin Mafia
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Handicap Dumpster Match… Introducing first… From The Carribean…Weighing in at 220 Pounds… Representing the Extreme Soldiers…CARLITO!
(“Cool” plays as Carlito enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponents… Weighing in at a Combined Weight of 524 Pounds… BG and Kip James… THE VOODOO KIN MAFIA!
(“Bounty Hunters” plays as VKM enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go… As the referee calls for the bell…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella put his partner in this position of being in a Handicap Match after going on Strike and taking himself off the Active EWA Roster…
Mark:Carlito goes for a left hand on BG James and connects… BG James goes for a right hand of his own… But Carlito ducks out of the way… Carlito hammers him with a couple of more lefts as he now whips him off in to the ropes… Back Elbow by Carlito has BG James came off the ropes…
Rhino:Here comes Kip…
Mark:Kip James gets nailed with a dropkick by Carlito as he came right at him…
Rhino:Carlito is now heading to the top rope…
Mark:Both BG and Kip James are getting back up on to their feet… Carlito with a Flying Crossbody off the top rope and he takes out both BG and Kip James…
Rhino:What a move that was by Carlito…
Mark:Carlito now sends Kip James out of the ring as he goes to work on BG…
Rhino:BG is backed up in to the corner…
Mark:Carlito climbs up the ropes and starts hammering him with right hands…
Rhino:The fans are counting along…
Mark:Eight…Nine and Ten… As BG James comes staggering out of the corner…Enziguri by Carlito…
Rhino:He took BG James head off with that enziguri…
Mark:Carlito now comes off the ropes… Kip James pulls down the top rope and Carlito falls backwards over the top rope and lands on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Kip James is now taking it to Carlito on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Kip James now scoops up Carlito and slams him right down to the floor below…
Rhino:Kip James is now just stomping away at Carlito on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Carlito slowly gets back up on to his feet… Kip James rolls him back in to the ring…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good for Carlito…
Mark:Kip and BG now whip Carlito in to the ropes… Double Back Body Drop by The Voodoo Kin Mafia…
Rhino:Carlito was sent up high in the air by the Voodoo Kin Mafia…
Mark:BG James now scoops up Carlito and ties him up in to the tree of woe…
Rhino:Carlito is in a bad way right now…
Mark:Running Baseball Slide by Kip James as he slides right in to the face of Carlito…
Rhino:Carlito is being picked apart by the Voodoo Kin Mafia…
Mark:Kip James now going to the outside of the ring and he is opening up the dumpster…
Rhino:BG James is now pulling Carlito out of the corner…
Mark:BG James has Carlito up on his shoulder and is looking to throw him over the top rope and in to the dumpster…
Rhino:This could be it for Carlito…
Mark:Carlito slides off the shoulder of BG James… BACKCRACKER!
Rhino:Nice way to counter out for Carlito…
Mark:Kip James is back in the ring… Carlito turns around… Spinning Clothesline by Kip James as he spun Carlito inside out right there…
Rhino:Kip James is now waiting for Carlito to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Carlito is back up… Kip James hooks up Carlito… Jackhammer!
Rhino:Carlito was driven right in the canvas…
Mark:BG James is now getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Kip and BG are having words on what they want to do Carlito…
Mark:Kip and BG now whip Carlito in to the ropes…Double Back Drop… No… DOUBLE DDT! By Carlito…
Rhino:Is this Carlito’s chance to get back in this match up…
Mark:Kip James is back up on his feet… Kip James charges at Carlito… Back Drop by Carlito and Kip James goes over the top rope and lands right in the dumpster…
Rhino:BG James is now back up on his feet…
Mark:Carlito side steps BG James… And Carlito sends him through the ropes and he goes in to the dumpster…
Rhino:Carlito only needs to shut the lid of the dumpster…
Mark:The Lid is shut… Its Over!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner CARLITO!
Rhino:Carlito overcame the odds here tonight as he was able to take out the Voodoo Kin Mafia…
Mark:Carlito is heading to… What the Hell! Test and Albert just attacked Carlito…
Rhino:Why in the hell are they here?
Mark:Test and Albert are dragging Carlito back down to the ringside area…
Rhino:Here comes Shane McMahon…
Mark:Shane McMahon is now directing traffic as they now are opening up the dumpster… Kip and BG are no longer inside…
Rhino:Test and Albert are now putting Carlito in to the Dumpster…
Mark:The lid is shut as they now push the dumpster to the back…
Rhino:It seems like Shane McMahon is sending a message here tonight to Doug Kinsella and the rest of his soldiers…
Mark:What are they doing now… Test just dumped lighter fluid on the dumpster…
Rhino:They arent doing what I think they are going to do…
Mark:Shane McMahon has a match…THE DUMPSTER IS ON FIRE!
Rhino:Shane McMahon, Test and Albert are all laughing as they walk to the back as they just set the dumpster on fire…
Mark:Shane McMahon really just sent a message to the Extreme Soldiers here tonight… As officials put the fire out and help out Carlito… We now get set for our next contest…
Shawn Michaels vs Megumi Kudo
Pa Announcer:This Next Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Koshigaya, Japan…Weighing in at 132 Pounds… Representing the Crazy Eights… MEGUMI KUDO!
(“Battle without Honor or Humanity” plays as Megumi Kudo enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… And One Half of the EWA Tag Team Champions… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Mark:This is the first One on One Match up between Shawn Michaels and Megumi Kudo…Both are now locking up in the center of the ring with a Collar and Elbow Tie Up…Both Megumi Kudo and Shawn Michaels are battling for position…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is being backed up in to the ropes by Shawn Michaels…
Mark:The Referee steps in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels just gave Megumi Kudo a crotch chop…
Mark:Megumi Kudo gives Shawn Michaels an evil look… As she now charges at Shawn Michaels… Hip Toss by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo charged and got taken over by Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now scoops up and slams Megumi Kudo straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is getting back up on to her feet…
Mark:Another Hiptoss by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:It seems like Shawn Michaels is one step quicker than Megumi Kudo right now…
Mark:Megumi Kudo makes her way back up on to her feet… Shawn Michaels scoops up and goes to slam Megumi Kudo down to the canvas… But Megumi Kudo slides off the shoulder of Shawn Michaels and pushes him in to the corner…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is in the corner…
Mark:Dropkick by Megumi Kudo sending Shawn Michaels back in to the corner…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Head Scissors Take Over by Megumi Kudo taking out Shawn Michaels… Shawn Michaels gets right back up and Megumi Kudo connects with a Dropkick to the Heartbreak Kid…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now rolling to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Here comes Kudo… Megumi Kudo dives over the top rope and lands right down to The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo put her body on the line and it paid off for her right there…
Mark:Megumi Kudo now pulls Shawn Michaels up by his hair and now whips him in to the guardrail… Megumi Kudo charges…Handspring Elbow by Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now staggering around…
Mark:DDT by Megumi Kudo dropping Shawn Michaels down on the floor below on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is taking it to Shawn Michaels here thus far…
Mark:Megumi Kudo rolls Shawn Michaels back in to the ring…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo climbs to the top rope…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is back up on his feet…Flying Crossbody… Shawn Michaels ducks and Megumi Kudo hits the canvas hard…
Rhino:She crashed and burned right there…
Mark:One too many moves where she put her body on the line… As that one didn’t pay off for her…
Rhino:No it didn’t…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now hooks up Megumi Kudo and takes her over with a vertical suplex… Shawn goes for a quick cover 1…………..2………. Kickout by Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels makes her expend some more energy by having to kick out after the suplex…
Mark:Megumi Kudo makes her way back up on to her feet… Knife Edge Chops by Shawn Michaels right across the chest of Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Shawn is lighting her up…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now with a couple of more chops as he backs her up in to the corner… Irish whip sending Megumi Kudo in to the farside corner… Shawn Michaels charges in and connects with a clothesline…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Belly to Back Suplex by The Heartbreak Kid…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo was dropped right on the back of her right there by Shawn Michaels…
Mark:The Heartbreak Kid goes for another cover 1………………….2………… Megumi Kudo kicks out again…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is struggling to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:A couple of more chops by Shawn Michaels before he scoops her up and slams her down to the canvas…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now heading to the top rope…
Mark:The Heartbreak Kid is now going to take a chance…
Rhino:Shawn seems distracted on the top rope…
Mark:Its Bad Boy Hido…
Rhino:He did say he was going to be in Megumi Kudo’s corner…
Mark:Bad Boy Hido has just come down to ringside and it has distracted Shawn Michaels as he is standing on the top rope…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is back up…
Mark:Megumi Kudo runs in to the ropes and it crotches Shawn Michaels on the top rope…
Rhino:The distraction paid off of for Megumi Kudo…
Mark:Megumi Kudo climbs up the top rope… Hurricanranna By Megumi Kudo from the top rope to the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo with the impressive move right there…
Mark:Megumi Kudo with a cover on Shawn Michaels 1…………………..2………… Shawn Michaels kicks out…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is now choking Shawn Michaels…
Mark:It seems like with Bad Boy Hido at ringside Megumi Kudo has gotten her focus back in to this match up…
Rhino:I would agree with you there…
Mark:Megumi Kudo makes a wish with the legs of Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:That has to hurt…
Mark:Looked like it did… As Megumi Kudo opens up the legs of Shawn Michaels… Leg Drop right in between by Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:More pain down there for Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Megumi Kudo hooks the leg again 1…………………2………… Shawn Michaels kicks out…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is now heading to the top rope…
Mark:This is another chance by Megumi Kudo… As she is set… Moonsault! Connects by Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:She could have Shawn Michaels right here and now after that Moonsault…
Mark:Megumi Kudo hooks the leg 1………………………..2…………….3…..NO! Shawn Michaels gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was really close right there…
Mark:Megumi Kudo is now waiting for Shawn Michaels to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo has a look in her eye that she is looking to go for the kill…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is back up… Megumi Kudo kicks him in the midsection… Kudome Driver! No! Shawn Michaels blocks it and back drops Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Both Megumi Kudo and Shawn Michaels are down right now…
Mark:They are both trying to make their way back up on their feet…
Rhino:If Kudo hit the Kudome Driver it would have been all over for Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Megumi Kudo is back up… Shawn is up as well… Megumi Kudo with a couple of forearm shots to Shawn Michaels as she rocks his head back… Megumi Kudo with an irish whip sending Shawn Michaels in to the ropes… HBK comes off the ropes…
Rhino:Shawn ducks the clothesline…
Mark:Shawn Michaels comes off the ropes… Flying Forearm by The Heartbreak Kid…
Rhino:That’s vintage Shawn Michaels right there…
Mark:Shawn Michaels nips back up and now scores with a right hand to Megumi Kudo before scooping her up and slamming her straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Shawn is heading to the top rope…
Mark:Megumi Kudo staggers back up on to her feet… Double Axe Handle from the top rope by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:He comes right down hard on Megumi Kudo…
Mark:Shawn Michaels goes for the cover on Megumi Kudo 1…………………2……… Megumi Kudo gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is slowly getting back up on to her feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels scoops her up and slams her back down…
Rhino:HBK is heading back up on to the top rope…
Mark:Megumi Kudo is down… And here comes Shawn Michaels as he connects with the Flying Elbow Drop…
Rhino:He caught her good with that elbow…
Mark:Shawn Michaels with the cover 1……………………2………………3…..NO! Megumi Kudo gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is starting to feel it… As he is now tuning up the band…
Mark:We are now looking at some Sweet Chin Music…
Rhino:The band is tuned… Megumi Kudo is staggering up on to her feet…
Mark:Hido is up on the apron…
Rhino:Bad Boy Hido is distracting the referee and now Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Hido just threw something in to the ring…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo just put something on her fist…
Mark:Shawn Michaels turns around… Big Right Hand by Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:I think she had brass knuckles on her hand…
Mark:Megumi Kudo gets rid of the foreign object… As she now covers Shawn Michaels 1…………………………..2……………………….3……………ITS NOT OVER!
Rhino:Some way Shawn Michaels was able to get his shoulder up after that…
Mark:Megumi Kudo is now a little bit frustrated…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is staggering back up on to her feet…
Mark:Megumi Kudo lines him up… Superkick! NO! Shawn Michaels duck the superkick from Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Hido is back up on the apron…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now whips Megumi Kudo in to the ropes… Kudo puts on the breaks…
Rhino:She almost went right in to Bad Boy Hido…
Mark:Shawn Michaels with a dropkick and it knocks Megumi Kudo right in to Bad Boy Hido…
Rhino:That was what Megumi Kudo tried to avoid…
Mark:Megumi Kudo staggers around… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:Shawn got all of that kick…
Mark:Shawn Michaels hooks the leg 1……………………..2………………3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SHAWN MICHAELS!
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels takes care of Megumi Kudo her tonight at Thursday Night Chaos…
Mark:They will be opponents at Unholy Alliances when the EWA Television Championship will be on the line… But right now its time to watch two men who will be opponents at Unholy Alliances… As Triple H takes on AJ Styles…
Triple H vs AJ Styles
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Gainsville, Georgia…Weighing in at 215 Pounds… A Member of the Extreme Soldiers… AJ STYLES!
(“I Am” plays as AJ Styles enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X and One Half of the EWA Tag Team Champions… The Game TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Two men who will be on opposite sides at Unholy Alliances tonight will do battle here tonight One on One…
Rhino:One of these two men could walk out with the EWA World Title at Unholy Alliances…
Mark:Triple H and AJ Styles are in the center of the ring…
Rhino:There is a little bit of trash talking going on right now…
Mark:AJ Styles slaps Triple H right across the face…
Rhino:He wasn’t taking the trash talk from Triple H…
Mark:The Game slaps him right back…
Rhino:I think they are firing one another up with slaps right across the face…
Mark:Triple H goes for a right hand… AJ Styles blocks… And comes back with a couple of stiff forearm shots right to the head of Triple H…
Rhino:He is really hammering Triple H with those shots…
Mark:AJ Styles now sends Triple H back in to the ropes… The Game comes off the ropes and AJ Styles catches him with a spinning flying forearm shot…
Rhino:That knocked Triple H through the ropes and to the outside of the ring goes Triple H…
Mark:Here comes AJ… AJ with a Leaping Senton Flip over the top rope and he lands right down on top of The Game on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:AJ Styles with an incredible move right there…
Mark:AJ Styles now on the ring apron… The Game gets up on to his feet… Flying Headscissors take over by AJ Styles as he came off the ring apron…
Rhino:Triple H is in some trouble here thus far…
Mark:AJ Styles is a step quicker than Triple H in this match here in the early going…
Rhino:It does seem like that Mark…
Mark:AJ Styles rolls Triple H back in to the ring…
Rhino:AJ is now on the ring apron…
Mark:AJ Styles Springboards off the top rope and connects with a Flying Crossbody… Here is the cover 1………………………2…………. Triple H kicks out…
Rhino:Triple H is staggering around as he is now being backed up in to the corner by AJ Styles…
Mark:AJ Styles comes charging in… Flying Forearm Smash in the corner by AJ Styles…
Rhino:Triple H is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Facebuster by AJ Styles… As he now goes for the cover on Triple H 1…………………….2……………… Triple H kicks out…
Rhino:Everything AJ is trying is connecting on Triple H at the moment…
Mark:AJ with a couple of forearm shots as he whips Triple H in to the ropes… Triple H with a reversal… Knee Buster by Triple H…
Rhino:AJ is now the one staggering around…
Mark:Triple H goes for a clothesline… AJ ducks… Backslide by AJ Styles 1…………………………..2………….. Triple H kicks out…
Rhino:He almost got him right there…
Mark:AJ Styles now charges… Triple H ducks the clothesline… AJ Styles gets spun around… SPINEBUSTER!
Rhino:AJ Styles head just bounced right off the canvas…
Mark:Triple H now falls on top of AJ Styles for the cover 1………………….2……… AJ Styles kicks out…
Rhino:Triple H is trying to get himself together right now…
Mark:AJ Styles is back up on his feet… Triple H with a couple of right hands as he backs him up in the corner… Hard Knife Edge Chop across the chest of AJ Styles…
Rhino:That chop right there will really make you go… Wooo!
Mark:Indeed it would…One more chop across the chest of AJ Styles…
Rhino:His chest is turning red…
Mark:The Game now with a Hard Irish Whip sending him hard in to the corner…
Rhino:AJ Styles hit the corner and fell right down on his face…
Mark:The velocity of the Irish Whip was too much for AJ Styles… Triple H now hooks up AJ Styles… Vertical Suplex by Triple H…
Rhino:The Game held him up there for a couple of extra seconds as he let the blood rush to his head before he dropped him with the suplex…
Mark:A cover now by Triple H 1……………………2………… AJ Styles kicks out…
Rhino:AJ Styles is slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H whips him in to the ropes… Tilt a Whirl Slam by Triple H as he drives AJ Styles right in to the canvas…
Rhino:AJ Styles is in some trouble now…
Mark:Triple H goes for another cover 1………………………2……………… Styles kicks out again…
Rhino:Triple H right now is taking his time and is setting the pace of this match up…
Mark:AJ Styles gets back up on to his feet… Triple H now puts AJ Styles up on the top rope backwards…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good for AJ Styles…
Mark:Triple H now climbs up the ropes behind him…
Rhino:We are looking at a Belly to Back Superplex right here…
Mark:Belly to Back Superplex! No! AJ Styles counters it in to a crossbody… 1………………………2……………………3………NO! Triple H kicked out…
Rhino:AJ almost got him right there…
Mark:Both men are back up… Running High Knee by Triple H as he lays out AJ Styles…
Rhino:AJ Styles almost stole the victory with the counter but Triple H has taken back the control of the match up…
Mark:Triple H is now waiting for AJ Styles to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:AJ doesn’t know where he is right now…
Mark:Sleeper! Is now being applied by Triple H…
Rhino:He is now trying to put AJ Styles to sleep right now… As he has it really locked it…
Mark:The referee is now beginning to check on AJ Styles…
Rhino:He is checking his arm right now…
Mark:The Arm goes up… And it comes down… As Triple H continues to apply pressure with the Sleeper Hold… The ref lifts up his arm again… And down it goes…
Rhino:One more time and Triple H is looking at a victory here tonight…
Mark:The referee lifts up the arm… And it Doesn’t Go Down!
Rhino:There is still fight left in AJ Styles…
Mark:Styles now trying to fight out of it as he hammers Triple H in the midsection with right hands…
Rhino:The Sleeper is now broken…
Mark:AJ Styles now pushes Triple H off in to the ropes… Sleeper!
Rhino:AJ Styles now has the Sleeper Hold applied to Triple H…
Mark:Belly to Back Suplex by Triple H to quickly break up the sleeper hold…
Rhino:Both men are down on the canvas right now trying to make their way back up…
Mark:They are both slowly getting back up on to their feet… Triple H scores with a right hand… AJ Styles scores with one of his own… The Game comes back with another right hand…
Rhino:AJ missed with his second…
Mark:Triple H with a couple of right hands…
Rhino:AJ Styles is staggering…
Mark:Triple H goes for a clothesline… AJ Styles ducks… PELE KICK!
Rhino:He can hit that kick out of no where…
Mark:AJ Styles covers Triple H 1………………….2……………..3…….NO! Triple H gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was close…
Mark:The Game is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:AJ Styles is starting to feel it…
Mark:AJ Styles with a kick to the midsection… AJ Styles sets him up… STYLES CLASH!
Rhino:AJ Styles hit his move…
Mark:AJ Styles rolls it over… 1………………………….2………………3…………..ITS NOT OVER! Triple H kicks out…
Rhino:How in the world did he kick out of that…
Mark:He some how got his shoulder up just in time…
Rhino:AJ Styles is in shock right now…
Mark:Triple H is staggering up on to his feet… Scooped up and slammed down to the canvas…
Rhino:AJ Styles is now heading to the top rope…
Mark:AJ Styles is going to fly… SPIRAL TAP! NO! Triple H moved out of the way…
Rhino:AJ Styles crashed and burned right there…
Mark:Styles staggers up…
Mark:Triple H kicks him in the midsection… PEDIGREE NO! AJ COUNTER… Flipover pin 1………………………….2…………………….3……… HE DIDNT GET HIM!
Rhino:Triple H kicked out again…
Mark:AJ Styles charges… The Game ducks the clothesline… Spins him around… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:Triple H knocked him out with that Pedigree…
Mark:Triple H turns him over and goes for the cover 1……………………….2…………………….3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRIPLE H!
Rhino:All you gotta say is that Triple H survived AJ Styles here tonight…
Mark:AJ Styles through everything at him that he could… But it wasn’t enough… Triple H survived tonight…
Rhino:But the question is… Will he Walk out with the EWA World Title at Unholy Alliances…
Mark:For now though… The question is… Who will walk out with the EWA Television Champion… We will find that out now…
EWA Television Championship Phoenix Fist Fight
Special Ref-Doug Kinsella
Demon Child(c) vs Ryodo
Screw the fancy moves, bring on a knock down drag out brawl
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the Phoenix Fist Fight… And is for the EWA Television Championship… Introducing first… The Special Referee… The New Co Vice President… DOUG KINSELLA!
(“Open Your Eyes” plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Now introducing the participants… First… The Challenger… From St. Louis, Missouri… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… Representing the Extreme Soldiers… RYODO!
(“St Anger” plays as Ryodo enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 269 Pounds… The Defending EWA Television Champion… DEMON CHILD!
(“Voodoo” plays as Demon Child enters the arena…)
Mark:Doug Kinsella calls for the bell and there they go…
Rhino:They arent wasting anytime are they…
Mark:No they arent as they are trading right hands… As this match up is anything goes… Its the Phoenix Fist Fight…
Rhino:Neither man is giving an inch right now with those right hands…
Mark:Demon Child now takes over as he over powers Ryodo with a couple of right hands… Demon Child kicks him the midsection and scores with a neckbreaker…
Rhino:Demon Child is now stomping away at the ribs of Ryodo…
Mark:The EWA Veteran Demon Child is showing off his experience as he takes the early advantage in this match up… Demon Child now sends Ryodo off in to the ropes… Back Elbow by Demon Child as Ryodo comes off the ropes…
Rhino:Demon Child is looking to keep his EWA Television Title here tonight…
Mark:Demon Child will be teaming up with Megumi Kudo at Unholy Alliances…
Rhino:Ryodo will be teaming up with Shawn Michaels who defeated Megumi Kudo earlier tonight…
Mark:Demon Child now hooks up Ryodo and connects with a snap suplex… Quick cover as Doug Kinsella makes the count 1…………….Kickout by Ryodo…
Rhino:That was a little bit of a slow count by Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Doug Kinsella was named the Co Vice President by EWA Owner Rob Parks earlier this week…
Rhino:Doing so Doug Kinsella gave up the EWA World Title and is now on strike from active competition…
Mark:Demon Child now whips Ryodo off in to the ropes… Ryodo leap frogs over Demon Child… Demon turns around… Dropsault by Ryodo…
Rhino:What a quick and effective move that was…
Mark:Ryodo with a quick cover 1…………..2……………Kickout by Demon Child…
Rhino:That was more of a normal pace count right there by Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Doug Kinsella and Ryodo are stable mates in the Extreme Soldiers…
Rhino:This is true…
Mark:Ryodo now scores with a couple of right hands… Ryodo scoop and slam to Demon Child…
Rhino:Ryodo is setting him up for something…
Mark:Ryodo comes off the ropes… Rolling Senton Splash by Ryodo right down on to the EWA Television Champion…
Rhino:He knocked the wind right out of Demon Child right there…
Mark:Ryodo with the cover on Demon Child 1……..2…………….Kickout by Demon Child…
Rhino:Ryodo is now heading to the top rope…
Mark:Diving Spear from the top rope by Ryodo!
Rhino:Demon Child could be in some trouble right now…
Mark:Ryodo with the cover 1…………….2…………………..3…NO! Demon Child gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella almost counted him down right there…
Mark:Demon Child is now staggering up on to his feet… Kick to the midsection… Powerbomb! NO! Demon Child counters with a back body drop…
Rhino:Demon Child is now back up and trying to get back in control of the match up…
Mark:Irish whip by Demon Child sending Ryodo off in to the ropes… Powerslam! By the EWA Television Champion…
Rhino:Demon Child seems to be getting in to his groove now…
Mark:Demon Child hooks the leg 1………………..2………….. Ryodo kicks out…
Rhino:Demon Child is now rolling to the outside of the ring and he is bringing in a steel chair…
Mark:The Challenger Ryodo is staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella cant stop him… As it is anything goes…
Mark:Ryodo turns around and Demon Child connects with the Steel Chair Shot laying out Ryodo…
Rhino:You heard the thud right there with that chair shot…
Mark:Demon Child now hooks the leg 1……………………………….2……………….3…..NO! Ryodo gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was a normal count and it was really close…
Mark:Demon Child is complaining of a slow count…
Rhino:Demon Child defeated Doug Kinsella for the EWA Television Title last week at Tuesday Night Carnage…
Mark:Demon Child now grabs Ryodo and sends him in to the corner…
Rhino:Demon Child is now putting his challenger up on the top rope…
Mark:The EWA Television Champion now climbs up the top rope…
Rhino:Ryodo is in trouble…
Mark:Superplex! No! Ryodo blocks and knocks Demon Child off the top rope…
Rhino:Demon is down on the mat…
Mark:Ryodo stands up on the top rope… IMPLODING 450 SPLASH! BY RYODO!
Rhino:What a Move!
Mark:Ryodo now hooks the leg of the EWA Television Champion… Kinsella counts 1……………………2………………3…….NO! Demon Child got his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was really close…
Mark:Demon Child is now staggering up on to his feet…Ryodo hooks him up… DEATH SPIRAL! NO! Demon Child lands on his feet…Ryodo gets spun around… DEMON DROP ON THE STEEL CHAIR!
Rhino:Ryodo is out cold…
Mark:Demon Child turns him over as he hooks the leg 1…………….2……………3……..NO! Ryodo got his foot on the rope…
Rhino:Demon Child is now pissed off…
Mark:Demon Child gets up in the face of Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:He doesn’t want to do that…
Mark:Ryodo staggers back up…
Rhino:Ryodo picked up the steel chair…
Mark:Demon Child turns around… Ryodo throws the chair right at the head of Demon Chihld…
Rhino:That had to hurt…
Mark:Demon Child staggers around… As he looks to be out on his feet… Ryodo hooks him… DEATH SPIRAL!
Rhino:That could be it…
Mark:Ryodo hooks the leg 1…………………2…………………..3…… NEW CHAMPION!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA Television Champion RYODO!
Rhino:Ryodo is walking out of Thursday Night Chaos as the EWA Television Champion…
Mark:What will Shane McMahon’s Reaction be to all of this… How Will all the EWA Superstars interact with each other… As it is Unholy Alliances 2007….On April 30…But for now… This has been Thursday Night Chaos… Good Night… Ryodo Is the New EWA Television Champion!
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