Thursday Night Carnage 10-11-07
Mark:We are live here in St. Louis, Missouri for Thursday Night Chaos… Along side Rhino… I am Mark and Rhino we have a stacked line up for everyone here tonight…
Rhino:The EWA is getting over its Glory Hangover and moving on til Halloween Hellraiser and tonight we find out who will be fighting for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship at Halloween Hellraiser when JaRek battles Dangerous D…
Mark:It will be very interesting to see what happens when those two men match up tonight…But our Main Event is going to be for the EWA Television Championship when “Sexy” Michael Blade challenges Arkum in a Straight Jacket on a Pole Match…
Rhino:Can Michael Blade stop Arkum who has been on a tremendous roll as of late? That question will be answered tonight…
Mark:It is being called his Farewell Match… As Big Daddy Ace battles the EWA World Heavyweight Champion Triple H in a Non Title match… We find out tonight if Big Daddy Ace can leave on top of the world…
Rhino:Its going to be a hell of a night Mark… Im ready to get started…
Mark:So am I Rhino… So lets send it down to ringside for our Opening Contest…
Tracy Smothers vs Slash
Pa Announcer:Tonights opening contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Green Bay, Wi… Weighing in at 290 Pounds… SLASH!
(“My Curse” plays as Slash enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Nashville, Tennessee… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… TRACY SMOTHERS!
(“Wild Eye Southern Boys” plays as Tracy Smothers enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway…Tracy Smothers walks right up in to the face of Slash…
Rhino:Tracy Smothers is just laying in the smack on Slash…
Mark:Tracy Smothers goes behind as he trys to take down the big man… Slash with a back elbow right to the side of the head of Tracy Smothers… Slash whips Tracy Smothers off in to the ropes… Big Clothesline by Slash…
Rhino:Tracy Smothers is now backing up in to the corner…
Mark:Tracy Smothers is basically on his hands and knees right now…
Rhino:Slash is coming right after him…
Mark:Slash picks up Smothers… Tracy Smothers with a thumb to the eye of Slash…
Rhino:Tracy is now able to get back up on his feet after that cheap shots…
Mark:Tracy Smothers with right and left hands to Slash backing him up in to the ropes…Tracy Smothers with an irish whip… Reversal by Slash… Smothers comes off the ropes…Back Body Drop…
Rhino:Tracy went for a ride right there…
Mark:Tracy Smothers staggers back up and Slash hooks him up and drops him with a Side Walk Slam… Slash now covers Tracy Smothers 1……………….2…………….Kickout by Smothers…
Rhino:Tracy Smothers is now rolling out of the ring to get away from Slash’s offense…
Mark:Slash goes out after Tracy Smothers…
Rhino:Tracy Smothers is being chased around the ring…
Mark:Smothers rolls back in the ring… Slash slides back in right after him… Tracy Smothers catches him with boots and is now stomping away at the back of the big man…
Rhino:This is where Tracy Smothers is at his best… Just stomping away and pounding on his opponent…
Mark:Double Sledge right to the back of Slash by Smothers…Tracy Smothers now hooks up Slash and is now is stretching the back of Slash right now…
Rhino:Slash is in some pain as Tracy Smothers continues to stretch him…
Mark:Slash is able to get to the ropes and Tracy Smothers continues to stomp away at Slash…Double Stomp right to the back of Slash…
Rhino:Tracy Smothers is in control right now…
Mark:Tracy Smothers now goes for the cover 1…………………2…………….. Kickout by Slash…
Rhino:Tracy Smothers the veteran is taking his time and is now doing some taunting to the crowd…
Mark:The fans here tonight arent fans of Tracy Smothers as they are letting him know how they feel about him…
Rhino:Slash is pulling himself up in the corner…
Mark:Tracy Smothers with a few shots to the head of Slash in the corner…
Rhino:Smothers is now climbing the ropes to hammer in on Slash…
Mark:Right hands by Smothers…
Rhino:Tracy is doing some more taunting…
Mark:Slash grabs Tracy by the throat…Chokeslam!
Rhino:Tracy Smothers taunted the crowd and it gave Slash time to drill him in to the mat…
Mark:Slash goes for the cover 1………………….2……………….3……..NO! Tracy Smothers gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Slash is now waiting for Tracy Smothers to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Slash with a kick to the midsection…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:The CUTTING EDGE! NO! Smothers gets out… School Boy 1………………….2…Tracy has the ropes….3….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRACY SMOTHERS!
Rhino:Tracy Smothers the veteran he is just the ropes to his advantage and stole this victory away from Slash…
Mark:Tracy Smothers gets the duke here tonight and still to come the EWA Womens Battle Royal… But right now its back to more One on One action…
Sonny Siaki vs Jason Phoenix
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 246 Pounds…Accompanied by Morgan Alvertez… JASON PHOENIX!
(“Violence Fetish” plays as Jason Phoenix & Morgan Alvertez enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Pago Pago, American Samoa… Weighing in at 242 Pounds… SONNY SIAKI!
(“Cocky” plays as Sonny Siaki enters the arena…)
Mark:Jason Phoenix and Sonny Siaki lock up in the center of the ring… Both men battle for a position… Jason Phoenix goes behind Sonny Siaki and now nails him with a couple of forearm shots right to the back of Sonny Siaki…
Rhino:Jason Phoenix is now backing Sonny Siaki up in to the corner…
Mark:Phoenix drives his shoulder in to the midsection of Sonny Siaki… Jason Phoenx now pulls him out of the corner and hooks him up and connects with a vertical suplex… Jason Phoenix goes for a quick cover 1………….2…………Kickout by Sonny Siaki…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki is now getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Jason Phoenix with a kick to the midsection and scoops him up and puts him up on his shoulder… Sonny Siaki rakes the eyes and slides off the shoulder of Jason Phoenix…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki is now hooking up Jason Phoenix…
Mark:German Suplex by Sonny Siaki… Sonny Siaki covers Jason Phoenix right away 1………………….2…………..Kickout by Phoenix…
Rhino:Siaki is now dragging Jason Phoenix to the corner…
Mark:Sonny Siaki is stomping away at Jason Phoenix and follows it up and drives his foot in to the throat of Jason Phoenix…
Rhino:Morgan Alvertez is not liking what she is seeing right now…
Mark:Her man isnt looking good at the moment… As the Ace in the Hole hooks up Sonny Siaki… Belly to Belly Suplex connects by Sonny Siaki…
Rhino:Nice solid move right there…
Mark:Sonny Siaki goes for the cover on Jason Phoenix 1……………………2…………….Kickout by Phoenix…
Rhino:Jason Phoenix is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Sonny Siaki charges in and connects with a running splash…
Rhino:Phoenix is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Samoan Drop! By Sonny Siaki…
Rhino:The air was just driven right out of Jason Phoenix with the Samoan Drop…
Mark:Sonny Siaki now goes for the cover on Jason Phoenix 1………………..2……………Kickout by Jason Phoenix…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki is now showing off his Cocky Side as he taunts Jason Phoenx and the fans at ringside…
Mark:Sonny Siaki pulls Jason Phoenix up on to his feet and now hooks him up… Brainbuster!
Rhino:Jason Phoenix was just dropped right on his head…
Mark:Morgan Alvertez on the outside didn’t like to see that happen to her man Jason Phoenix… As Sonny Siaki goes for the cover 1………………..2…………..3………NO! Jason Phoenix got his shoulder up…
Rhino:So close right there…
Mark:Jason Phoenix is staggering up on to his feet… Sonny Siaki is hooking up Jason Phoenix…
Rhino:Morgan Alvertez is up on the apron…
Mark:Siaki drops Phoenix and is now getting up in the face of Morgan Alvertez…
Rhino:Jason Phoenix is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:The referee tells Morgan to get off the apron or he is going to throw her out of the arena…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki doesn’t know that Jason Phoenix is back up…
Mark:Sonny Siaki turns around… Phoenix’s Hell Hole!
Rhino:Jason Phoenix just used everything he has right there to take Sonny Siaki’s head off…
Mark:Jason Phoenix starts to recover and now crawls over towards Sonny Siaki for the cover 1…………….2………3…..NO! Siaki got his shoulder up…
Rhino:So close right there as Jason Phoenix is now trying to start getting in to a groove right now…
Mark:Sonny Siaki is back up on his feet and Jason Phoenix hammers him with right hands…
Rhino:Siaki is being backed up in to the ropes…
Mark:Jason Phoenix hooks up Siaki and slams him straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Jason Phoenix is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Phoenix is going to flying… Flying Clothesline! By Jason Phoenix…
Rhino:Morgan is liking what she is seeing right now…
Mark:Jason Phoenix now covers Sonny Siaki 1…………………2………………..3……..NO! Siaki kicks out…
Rhino:Jason Phoenix making his EWA Debut is taking it to Siaki right now…
Mark:Sonny Siaki now staggers up on to his feet… Jason Phoenix hooks him up… Death Valley Driver! NO! Siaki counters out… Siaki with a kick to the midsection… SIAKALYPSE!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right here and now…
Mark:Sonny Siaki with the cover 1……………………2……………..3………..ITS NOT OVER! Jason Phoenix got his foot on the rope…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki can not believe it Mark as he is getting right up in to the face of the referee…
Mark:Sonny Siaki now pulls up Jason Phoenix and is now hammering him back up in to the corner…
Rhino:Siaki has scored with those right hands as he now puts Jason Phoenix up on the top rope…
Mark:Siaki has him hooked up… Superplex! No! Jason Phoenix blocks and now headbutts Siaki off the top rope…
Rhino:Phoenix is now up on the top rope…
Mark:THE PHOENIX HEAT!
Rhino:What a Move by Jason Phoenix…
Mark:Jason Phoenix connected with his version of the Shooting Star Press as he now goes for the cover 1……………….2…………..3…… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JASON PHOENIX!
Rhino:Jason Phoenix celebrates his first victory here in the EWA with Morgan Alvertez as he starts off his EWA Career…
Mark:His career in the EWA has gotten off on the right foot as we continue Thursday Night Chaos and remember we are scheduled to hear from Chris Jericho later in the program… But now its time for more In Ring Action here tonight as we send it back down to the ring…
Darien Hacaga vs Shane Helms
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall…Introducing first… From Smithfield, North Carolina… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… SHANE HELMS!
(“Its Time” plays as Shane Helms enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Tijuana, Mexico… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… DARIEN HACAGA!
(“Forever” plays in the arena…)
Rhino:Where is Darien Hacaga?
Mark:I dont… Wait one second I am being told that our cameras have just spotted something in the back right now…
Rhino:That’s Darien Hacaga and he has been knocked out…
Mark:But by who?
Rhino:Is that… Is that a Guitar?
Mark:It looks like a broken guitar…
Rhino:Who carries a Guitar?
Mark:Um… Wait a second… In the ring… ITS JEFF JARRETT!
Rhino:What is Jeff Jarrett doing here?
Mark:Shane Helms doesn’t see him… Jarrett spins Helms around… GUITAR SHOT! Right to the head of Shane Helms…
Rhino:The Chosen One has just Chosen when to make his debut in the EWA and it sent out a clear message…
Mark:Jeff Jarrett has arrived in the EWA and he means business… As we now get set for more EWA Action…
William McConnell vs Adam Syndal
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Tampa, Florida… Weighing in at 255 Pounds… ADAM SYNDAL!
(“Defeatist” plays as Adam Syndal enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Evansville, Indiana… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… The Answer WILLIAM McCONNELL!
(“The Answer” plays as William McConnell enters the arena…)
Mark:The referee calls for the bell and here we go…
Rhino:William McConnell has not been having the best of luck as of late after being basically fired as Executive Talent Manager of Degeneration X by Shane McMahon after what happen during the I Quit Match and the Main Event of Glory…
Mark:Adam Syndal has been on a roll since coming in to the EWA and right now he has a headlock locked in on William McConnell…
Rhino:McConnell is trying to fight his way out of it…
Mark:McConnell with elbows to the midsection of Adam Syndal as he breaks it up… William McConnell shoves him off in to the ropes… Adam Syndal comes off the ropes… Leap Frog by McConnell… Syndal comes off the farside… Monkey Flip by The Answer…
Rhino:Adam Syndal gets right back up…
Mark:William McConnell charges right with a clothesline… Syndal ducks… Backslide 1………………2………..Kickout by McConnell…
Rhino:Adam Syndal tried to steal the victory early…
Mark:William McConnell is back up… Adam Syndal goes for a hip toss… Blocked by McConnell and he connects with a hip toss of his own…
Rhino:William McConnell now waits for Syndal to get back up and he does right away…
Mark:William McConnell goes for another hiptoss… Syndal blocks and nails McConnell with a shot right to the midsection… Syndal flips backwards… Belly to Back Suplex by Adam Syndal…
Rhino:Nice exchance of back and forth moves by McConnell and Syndal…
Mark:Adam Syndal goes for the cover 1………………2…………Kickout by William McConnell…
Rhino:The Answer is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Adam Syndal grabs him by the hair and now hooks him up… Snap DDT by The Shining Light Adam Syndal…
Rhino:McConnell is trying to shake off the DDT…
Mark:Adam Syndal picks up McConnell and nails him with a couple of forearm shots…
Rhino:Syndal is knocking his head backwards with those shots…
Mark:Adam Syndal now sets up William McConnell… Running Sitout Powerbomb!
Rhino:The Answer is in trouble now…
Mark:The referee makes the count 1………………..2………………3….No! The Answer kicks out…
Rhino:William McConnell is struggling to get back up on to his feet right now…
Mark:Adam Syndal is now grabbing William McConnell by the hair and rams his head in to the top turnbuckle…Syndal now whips William McConnell off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Adam Syndal is getting a full head of steam…
Mark:Syndal Charges! McConnell moves and Adam Syndal hits the turnbuckle hard…
Rhino:Adam Syndal is now staggering around…
Mark:William McConnell hooks him up… Psyko-Cutter! right to Adam Syndal…
Rhino:The Answer is now looking to get back in to this match up…
Mark:William McConnell turns him over and covers Adam Syndal 1………………….2………………. Sydnal gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Adam Syndal was on a roll for a while in this match up and now instead of being on the Offensive… He is now on the Defensive…
Mark:Syndal is trying to cover up as William McConnell connects with a couple of right hands…The Answer now kicks him the midsection and now hooks him up… Front Face Suplex driving Adam Syndal face first in to the canvas…
Rhino:William McConnell is now starting to find his groove and get in to this match up…
Mark:William McConnell with another cover on Adam Syndal 1…………………2………..Kickout again by Adam Syndal…
Rhino:Adam Syndal is now using the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Hard Knife Edge Chops right across the chest of Adam Syndal…
Rhino:McConnell is lighting up The Shining Light with those chops…
Mark:William McConnell now whips him off in to the ropes… Dropkick by McConnell catching Adam Syndal square in the face…
Rhino:He caught him good with that shot…
Mark:William McConnell with another cover on Adam Syndal 1………………….2……………..3….No! Adam Syndal got his shoulder up right there…
Rhino:William McConnell is backing Adam Syndal up in to the corner as he hammers him with some more chops across the chest…
Mark:The Answer sets up Syndal up on the top rope…McConnell has him hooked… Superplex!
Rhino:Adam Syndal could be done right here and now…
Mark:William McConnell hooks the leg of Adam Syndal 1……………………2……………….3……….NO! Adam Syndal got his shoulder up…
Rhino:William McConnell knows what he has to do to put Adam Syndal away and he is looking to cool him off right now…
Mark:Adam Syndal is staggering around… FIVE STAR SUPERKICK! NO! Adam Syndal catches the foot of McConnell… ANKLE LOCK!
Rhino:Nice counter to the Superkick by Adam Syndal…
Mark:Adam Syndal is using a Grapevine with the Ankle Lock…
Rhino:You can see the pain on the face of William McConnell right now…
Mark:The Answer is trying to get to the ropes…
Rhino:Adam Syndal is really applying the pressure right now…
Mark:Adam Syndal is doing everything he can to make sure he doesn’t get to the ropes…
Rhino:Will The Answer Tap Out?
Mark:William McConnell has his hand out… And he is able to get to the ropes…
Rhino:Adam Syndal has worn down William McConnell with that Ankle Lock as he limps back up on to his feet…
Mark:Adam Syndal now hooks up The Answer… Pump Handle Slam! No! McConnell counters out and lands on his foot wrong…
Rhino:McConnell landed on the weakened ankle after countering out of the Pump Handle Slam…
Mark:Adam Syndal with a kick to the midsection… SYNDROME! NO! McConnell counters… Small Package 1………………..2…………………3………..NO! Syndal kicks out…
Rhino:Both men get up on to their feet…
Mark:McConnell with a kick to the midsection… Face Crusher!
Rhino:William McConnell is now heading up on to the top rope after laying out Syndal with the Face Crusher…
Mark:McConnell is up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Even with the bad ankle he is going to fly…
Mark:10.0 FROG SPLASH! NO! Adam Syndal rolled out of the way…
Rhino:William McConnell staggers up on to his feet…
Mark:Kick to the midsection… SYNDROME!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Adam Syndal hooks the leg 1………………….2………………..3………… HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ADAM SYNDAL!
Rhino:Adam Syndal picks up the victory here tonight over The Answer William McConnell…
Mark:Big Time Victory for the Shining Light… From behind its John Cena…
Rhino:John Cena just attacked Adam Syndal from out of no where…
Mark:John Cena was upset over the loss at Glory even though he wasn’t the man pinned…
Rhino:Adam Syndal is now staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Cena has him up… FU!
Rhino:John Cena has just sent a message to Adam Syndal…
Mark:We will see John Cena later on tonight when he takes on Mr. Kennedy… But right now it is time for the Womens Battle Royal…
EWA Womens Battle Royal
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the EWA Womens Battle Royal… The Final Two Women will fight at Halloween Hellraiser for the EWA Womens Championship…
Mark:Members of the EWA Womens Division have already entered the ring…
Rhino:Shane McMahon wants to see what kind of passion these women have and we are going to find out right here who has that passion…
Mark:The bell has sounded and here we go…Alexis Laree has is fighting with Victoria Mitchell in the corner…
Rhino:Gail Kim and Amanda Davis are trading shots right now as well…
Mark:Beth Phoenix just laid on to Brieanna Landon with a clothesline…
Rhino:Beth Phoenix is just driving her shoulder in to Brieanna right now…
Mark:We have Eight Women in the right right now… As Alexis Laree is trying to get Victoria Mitchell over the top rope…
Rhino:Morgan Alvertez just nailed Hazel Brown with a suplex…
Mark:Elbow to the head of Alexis Laree by Victoria Mitchell… Mitchell connects with a couple of forearm shots to Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Beth Phoenix just clotheslined Brieanna Landon over the top rope and Brieanna Landon has been eliminated…
Mark:Victoria Mitchell hooks up Alexis Laree… Powerbomb… No! Countered by Alexis Laree and she takes her over the top rope with a head scissors…
Rhino:Alexis Laree was able to land on the apron and roll back in to the ring…
Mark:Morgan Alvertez has Hazel Brown on the ropes…
Rhino:Hazel Brown is in trouble…
Mark:Gail Kim charges at Alexis Laree… Headscissors! No! Alexis Laree blocks the Headscissors and tosses Gail Kim over the top rope to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:That was a hard fall for Gail Kim…
Mark:Morgan Alvertez with a suplex… Hazel Brown lands on the apron…
Rhino:She just saved herself…
Mark:Alvertez grabs Brown by the head and drops her head first on to the top rope and she falls backwards and out of the ring…
Rhino:Amanda Davis coming to charge right after Morgan Alvertez…
Mark:Alvertez ducks and pulls down the top rope and Amanda Davis goes flying to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:We are now down to three…
Mark:Beth Phoenix is staring down Morgan Alvertez and Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Alexis and Morgan look at one another…
Mark:Alexis and Morgan charge Beth Phoenix… Phoenix goes for a double clothesline… Morgan and Laree duck… Double Dropkick…
Rhino:That knocked Beth Phoenix off of her feet…
Mark:Beth Phoenix is getting back up on her feet…
Rhino:Here come Morgan and Laree…
Mark:Double Clothesline by Alexis Laree and Morgan Alvertez… Beth Phoenix ducks and pulls down the top rope…
Rhino:Laree and Alvertez land on the apron…
Mark:Beth Phoenix thinks she has won…
Rhino:Beth Phoenix now sees that she hasnt and charges at Laree and Alvertez…
Mark:Alexis Laree and Morgan Alvertez hook up Beth Phoenix… Double Vertical Suplex and Beth Phoenix is gone…
Rhino:We are down to two and both women are on the ring apron…
Mark:They are trading shots back and forth…
Rhino:Which women will be able to get the edge right here…
Mark:Alexis Laree with a kick to the midsection… Laree hooks her up… Morgan counters out… Both women grab each other by the hair…
Rhino:What are they going to do right here to one another…
Mark:Both Laree and Alevtez have the same idea and they try to knock each other off the apron…
Rhino:We know that they both want to show that they are going to be the domiant force in the EWA Womens Division…
Mark:Double Bulldog! Both Laree and Alevtez hit the floor hard…
Rhino:Who won?
Mark:The bell has sounded… Who has won this battle royal?
Pa Announcer:The referee has ruled that both Alexis Laree and Morgan Alvertez hit the ground and the same time and has ruled that this match up is a Draw!
Rhino:The battle royal may have ended in a draw… But these two women will meet again…
Mark:And when they do… The EWA Womens Title will be on the line at Halloween Hellraiser…
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BOOM!… King of My World by Saliva hits over the PA system. And a spot light shines on the top of the ramp. Jericho is seen facing the Hardcore Theater with his arms out stretched.)
Mark: Last week at the biggest eWa show of the year, we saw this man attack Shane McMahon!
Rhino: But is he even on the eWa roster?
Mark: I don’t think so. But maybe we’ll find out now.
(Jericho spins around to an eruption of cheers from the crowd. He walks down the ramp slapping hands with a few fans.)
Rhino: Jericho is definitely a fan favorite already.
Mark: After Glory, I’m not surprised.
(Jericho climbs into the ring and the lights come back on. Jericho grabs a mic from the ring announcer. And the crowd is chanting Y2J.)
Jericho: Welcome to Thursday Night JERICHOOOO!
(The crowd pops.)
Jericho: And what better place to say what I got to say… Than St Louis Missouri baby!
(Crowd cheers again.)
Jericho: Now at Glory… You all saw me come out and interrupt Shane… And while Shane was singin’ like a ‘Cardinal’… I came out to everyone’s surprise… And I ‘Rammed’ my fist down his throat… But the question is why… Why would I do that?… What do I have against Shane McMahon?… Drain-O Mac… Hopping around like a rabbit on crack… Thinking that he has something to do with the eWa’s success… But I’ll tell you what… It’s the people that made eWa’s success… Each and everyone of them… And I’m sitting at my house watching Shane with his arrogant silver spoon attitude… And I’m getting phone calls from Vince McMahon… Asking me to return to WWE… I’m getting phone calls from Jim Cornette… Asking me to come to TNA… Phone calls from Indy federations trying to get me to just come cut a promo… Phone calls from every company in America… In Canada… In Mexico… In Europe… In Japan… But no phone call from one person… The Prodical Son… Shane McMahon… No phone calls from him… And I ask myself why?… So I tune in on a few eWa shows to see what they’re all about… I see him stretching the truth to mind boggling proportions… I see Shane pulling wool over the fan’s eyes… And what I see makes me sick… And I come here to the eWa vowing… That Shane will never… EEEEVER… Pull the wool over the eyes of my Jerichoholics again… Now Shane can sick who ever he wants on me… Who ever I have to go see… Who ever I have to fight to get an eWa contract… To steal a quote from the Rock… Just bring it bitch!
Mark: Oh my… What is Shane going to do?
Rhino: Is Jericho going to get a contract?
Jericho: I’ll take on your little goonies in DX… All of them at once… Anything I have to do to get my hands on Shane McMahon… One on one in an eWa ring… With out any goons running in… With out any politics… Just a straight up one on one match… So the King of the World can bring Shane O Mac into reality… And I promise all you people here… And all you people at home that the eWa is never going to be same a-gain!
Rhino:What is Shane McMahon’s Response going to be?
Mark:I have no idea… But I know hes not going to be too happy about it… That’s for sure…As we now get set for more In Ring Action…
Shawn Michaels vs William Steele
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Nashville, Tn… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… WILLIAM STEELE!
(“Whispers” plays as William Steele enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Mark:Shawn Michaels gets right up in to the face of William Steele…Shawn Michaels slaps William Steele right across the face…
Rhino:William Steele didn’t like that at all… But Shawn Michaels with a cocky smile right in his face…
Mark:William Steele goes for a right hand… Shawn Michaels ducks and connects with a couple of straight right hands to William Steele…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now taunting William Steele to bring it on…
Mark:We are seeing a cocky side of Shawn Michaels right now and you can see it is getting under the skin of William Steele…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is walking right up to William Steele right now and is just giving him a bunch of lip service…
Mark:William Steele with a big haymaker shot knocking down Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Michaels is checking his jaw after that shot from William Steele…
Mark:William Steele is going after Shawn Michaels… Michaels backs in to the ropes and ducks his head out of the ring and is telling the referee to back up William Steele…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is doing his best to frustrate William Steele right now…
Mark:Shawn Michaels wants to do a test of strength with William Steele…
Rhino:Is Shawn Michaels losing his mind?
Mark:William Steele and Shawn Michaels battle for a test of strength… Michaels with a cheap kick to the midsection of William Steele…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels just suckered him in right there…
Mark:Hard Chops across the chest right now by Shawn Michaels backing William Steele up in to the ropes… Irish whip by Shawn Michaels sending Steele in to the ropes… William Steele with a reversal… Shawn Michaels ducks the clothesline and comes off the ropes… Flapjack! By William Steele…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels just got dropped straight down to the canvas…
Mark:HBK staggers back up on to his feet… Russian Leg Sweep by William Steele… As he now goes for the cover on Shawn Michaels 1…………………..2………………… Kickout by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is backing up in to the corner…
Mark:William Steele charges right in on Shawn Michaels and scores with a running clothesline in the corner…
Rhino:William Steele is on fire right now…
Mark:Shawn Michaels staggers out of the corner… William Steele lifts up Shawn Michaels in a Press Slam…
Rhino:Where is he going to drop him?
Mark:William Steele drops Shawn Michaels straight down to the mat…
Rhino:That knocked all the wind right out of the Heartbreak Kid…
Mark:William Steele now goes for the cover 1…………………2………..3….No! HBK Got his shoulder up…
Rhino:It was smart of William Steele to go right for the cover as he was almost able to pick up the victory right there…
Mark:William Steele now waits for Shawn Michaels to get back up on to his feet… Steele with a kick to the midsection… Powerbomb!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels was drilled in to the mat with that powerbomb…
Mark:William Steele showing off his power with the Powerbomb…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is in trouble…
Mark:William Steele goes for the cover 1…………………..2…………..3…..No! HBK kicks out again…
Rhino:William Steele is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is staggering up on to his feet… Double Axe Handle! No! HBK counters as he nails him with a Double Sledge shot in to the midsection as he was coming down from the top rope…
Rhino:That has to knock the wind right out of someone…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now back up on his feet…
Rhino:William Steele is back up as well…
Mark:Knife Edge Chops by Shawn Michaels as he backs him up in to the ropes… Irish whip by HBK… Steele comes off the ropes… Flying Forearm by Shawn Michaels knocking down William Steele…
Rhino:Both men are down on the mat…
Mark:Shawn Michaels nips up!
Rhino:Usually the fans would get behind Shawn Michaels at this point but they are booing him out of the building right now…
Mark:William Steele is getting back up on to his feet… Atomic Drop! By HBK…
Rhino:William Steele is staggering around…
Mark:Big Running Clothesline by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:The Showstopper is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Flying Elbow Drop! Right down in to the heart of William Steele…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels got all of that elbow drop…
Mark:Shawn Michaels with the cover 1……………..2………3….No! William Steele gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Well you know what time it is right now…
Mark:The fans know it as well… As they are booing Shawn Michaels as he tunes up the band…
Rhino:William Steele is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO! William Steele ducks… Steele charges… OXIDATION!
Rhino:Steele could have Shawn Michaels right here and now…
Mark:William Steele hooks the leg 1……………..2………………3……….NO! HBK Gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:William Steele was a half a second away from taking out The Showstopper in his first match up in the EWA…
Mark:William Steele now waits for HBK to get up on to his feet…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels seems to be out of it…
Mark:Steele with a kick to the midsection… The BESSEMER PROCESS! NO! Shawn Michaels counters and pushes him off in to the ropes… Steele comes off the ropes… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels got all of that kick…
Mark:Shawn Michaels with a cover 1………………2………….3……. HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SHAWN MICHAELS!
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid gets the victory here tonight at Thursday Night Chaos…
Mark:William Steele gave it his all… But The Showstopper was able to pull it out here tonight… We saw John Cena earlier in the night when he attacked Adam Syndal… But we are now going to see John Cena in action against Mr. Kennedy… As we send it to the ring for the introductions…
John Cena vs Mr. Kennedy
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From West Newbury, Mass… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… JOHN CENA!
(“The Time is Now” plays as John Cena enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… (“Turn Up the Trouble” plays as Mr. Kennedy enters the arena…)
Mr. Kennedy:Ladies and Gentlemen…I weigh in tonight at 247 Pounds…Hailing from GREEN BAY, WISCONSIN…..MISTER KENNEDY!…. Kennedy!
Mark:John Cena and Mr. Kennedy arent wasting any time as they are going right after one another scoring with right hands…
Rhino:John Cena and Mr. Kennedy are just trading shots back and forth as one man is trying to get the upper hand…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy rakes the eyes of John Cena as he now is able to take control of John Cena as he backs him in to the ropes with right hands…Mr. Kennedy with John Cena by the head and is choking him on the middle rope…
Rhino:He is really driving him throat first in to the rope…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy lays him on the rope as he now comes off the other side and drives all of his weight right down on to the back of John Cena…
Rhino:John Cena is pulling himself to the corner…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy goes right after John Cena and now choking the life out of John Cena…
Rhino:Mr. Kennedy is really trying to choke the life out of John Cena right now…
Mark:The referee backs Mr. Kennedy out of the corner… Mr. Kennedy charges in at John Cena and face washes him with his boot right across the face…
Rhino:Mr. Kennedy is really having his way with John Cena at the moment…
Mark:You can hear John Cena trying to catch his breath as he is coughing up a storm in the ring… Mr. Kennedy grabs John Cena and nails him with a swinging neckbreaker…
Rhino:Mr. Kennedy just turned John Cena over and is now dropping his weight across the back of John Cena…
Mark:Camel Clutch by Mr. Kennedy as he is now pulling back on the neck of John Cena…
Rhino:John Cena is struggling to get to the ropes…
Mark:John Cena is able to get his foot on the rope and Mr. Kennedy has to break up the Camel Clutch…
Rhino:John Cena is really having a hard time to catch his breath…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy is now backing John Cena up in to the corner and is hammering him with straight right hands…
Rhino:John Cena is really being hammered by Mr. Kennedy right now…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy sends John Cena off in to the corner…
Rhino:Here comes Mr. Kennedy…
Mark:John Cena gets the boot up as Mr. Kennedy came charging in…Mr. Kennedy spins around and John Cena lays him out with a running clothesline…
Rhino:Mr. Kennedy is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Sitout Hiptoss by John Cena driving Kennedy in to the mat…
Rhino:John Cena is starting to fire up…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy gets up slowly on to his feet… John Cena comes off the ropes… Flying Shoulder Block!
Rhino:The Shoulder Block knocked Mr. Kennedy out of the ring…
Mark:John Cena goes right out after Mr. Kennedy and he grabs him by the head and rams him face first in to the steel steps…
Rhino:Mr. Kennedy is trying to get away from John Cena…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy is trying to get in the ring… John Cena pulls him out by the leg and lays him out with a clothesline…
Rhino:John Cena now rolls Mr. Kennedy in to the ring…
Mark:John Cena now hammers Mr. Kennedy with straight right hands…Cena scoops up and slams Mr. Kennedy down to the canvas…
Rhino:The Uncrown Champion right now is taking it to the Mr. Kennedy…
Mark:Throwback! By John Cena… Cena now goes for the cover on Mr. Kennedy 1………..2……….. Mr. Kennedy gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Mr. Kennedy is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:John Cena spins Mr. Kennedy around… Protoplex!
Rhino:Nice Fisherman’s Suplex by John Cena…
Mark:John Cena didn’t use a bridge but he is going for the cover as he hooks the leg 1……………..2…………3……NO! Mr. Kennedy gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:John Cena is now waiting for Mr. Kennedy to get up on to his feet…
Mark:John Cena goes behind Mr. Kennedy… Cena goes for the Spinout Powerbomb… Kennedy blocks as he nails him with elbows to the side of the head…
Rhino:Mr. Kennedy is trying to fight his way back in to this match up…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy spins John Cena around… DDT! Mr. Kennedy goes for the cover 1…………….2………3….No! John Cena gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Mr. Kennedy is now picking John Cena back up and putting him up on his shoulders…
Mark:Rolling Fireman’s Carry Slam!
Rhino:Mr. Kennedy is back on a roll now and I think he believes he has John Cena right now…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy with a cover on John Cena 1………………….2……….3……NO! John Cena kicks out…
Rhino:So close right there…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy is now mocking John Cena as he just told Cena “You Cant See Me”…
Rhino:That’s a sure sign of disrespect by Mr. Kennedy…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy with the Five Knuckle Shuffle… And the Fist Drop! John Cena rolled out of the way…
Rhino:Mr. Kennedy got nothing but canvas with the Fist Drop…
Mark:John Cena is now back up and he now connects with the Spinout Powerbomb! John Cena covers Mr. Kennedy 1……………….2…………..3…….. ITS NOT OVER!
Rhino:Mr. Kennedy got his shoulder up at the last second…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy is staggering up on to his feet… John Cena lifts him up… FU! NO! Mr. Kennedy lands on his feet… Kennedy spins Cena around… DDT!
Rhino:Mr. Kennedy is now heading up to the top rope…
Mark:The Loud Mouth Mr. Kennedy is about to take a high risk chance…
Rhino:John Cena is back up…
Mark:Cena is now climbing the turnbuckle…
Rhino:Kennedy and Cena are trading shots…
Mark:Cena hooks up Mr. Kennedy… FU! NO! Kennedy fights out of it and knocks Cena off the top rope…
Rhino:Kennedy is standing on the top rope…
Mark:KENTON BOMB!
Rhino:That’s Gotta be It…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy hooks the leg 1………………..2……….3……. HE DIDNT GET HIM! John Cena got his foot on the rope…
Rhino:Mr. Kennedy is getting up the face of the referee as he is frustrated with the referee’s count…
Mark:John Cena is staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:Mr.Kennedy is done aruging with the referee and is going back after Cena…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy charges at John Cena with a clothesline… Cena ducks… Cena lifts up Mr. Kennedy… FU!
Rhino:Mr. Kennedy is out…
Mark:John Cena with a cover 1………………..2…………….3………. HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JOHN CENA!
Rhino:John Cena picks up a big victory here tonight over Mr. Kennedy…
Mark:John Cena celebrates in the ring… Cena turns around… CHAIR SHOT BY ADAM SYNDAL!
Rhino:Adam Syndal just got revenge on John Cena for the attack earlier in the night…
Mark:John Cena has issued a challenge for a Handicap Match… When it will go down… Who knows… But things between these two are heating up… As we find out who the Number One Contenders for the EWA Tag Team Titles are…
Number One Contenders Match for the EWA Tag Team Titles
Iceberg & Masked Wrestler vs Dark Demon & Gravedigger
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Number One Contenders Match for the EWA Tag Team Championship… Introducing first… Team Number One… Weighing in at a combined weight of 673 Pounds… The Team of ICEBERG and MASKED WRESTLER!
(“La La La” plays as Iceberg & Masked Wrestler enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their Opponents… Representing The Wolfpac…Weighing in at 635 Pounds… DARK DEMON & GRAVEDIGGER!
(“Wolfpac” plays as Dark Demon & Gravedigger enter the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Its going to be Masked Wrestler and Dark Demon starting things out… Masked Wrestler goes right after Dark Demon… Dark Demon shoves him backwards and he goes in to the ropes…
Rhino:Masked Wrestler is getting right back up in the face of Dark Demon…
Mark:Masked Wrestler goes for a right hand… Dark Demon counters with a kick to the midsection… And now hammers Masked Wrestler with a couple of right hands… Dark Demon whips Masked Wrestler off in to the ropes…
Rhino:Masked Wrestler ducks the clothesline…
Mark:Masked Wrestler comes off the ropes… Crossbody! Caught in midair…
Rhino:Masked Wrestler is in trouble…
Mark:Swinging Side Walk Slam by Dark Demon driving Masked Wrestler in to the mat…
Rhino:He spun him around and just drilled him hard in to the mat…
Mark:Dark Demon goes for the cover 1………………2……….. Masked Wrestler gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Masked Wrestler gives up size, weight and power to Dark Demon so its going to be a big challenge for him to overcome…
Mark:Masked Wrestler uses the ropes to get back up on to his feet… Dark Demon grabs him by the head and rams him face first in to the top turnbuckle…
Rhino:Dark Demon tags in Gravedigger…
Mark:Dark Demon shoots Masked Wrestler off in to the ropes… Tilt a Whirl Backbreaker by Gravedigger… Gravedigger goes for the cover on Masked Wrestler 1……………………2…………… Iceberg comes in to break it up…
Rhino:Iceberg sees his partner in trouble and needed to come in and make the save…
Mark:Gravedigger picks up Masked Wrestler and whips him off in to the ropes…
Rhino:Blindtag…
Mark:Masked Wrestler comes off the ropes… Spinebuster! Driving Masked Wrestler in to the mat…
Rhino:Gravedigger doesn’t know Iceberg is in the ring…
Mark:Gravedigger turns around and Iceberg opens up on him with a couple of straight right hands… Iceberg with a kick to the midsection and he follows it up with a headbutt knocking Gravedigger back in to the corner…
Rhino:Here comes Iceberg…
Mark:Big Running Splash by Iceberg right on to Gravedigger in the corner…
Rhino:That was a 450 Pound Splash in that corner…
Mark:The 6’10 Gravedigger staggers out of the corner…Iceberg scoops him up and slams him straight down to the canvas… Iceberg comes off the ropes and drops his 450 Pound Frame right down on to Gravedigger with a Big Splash…
Rhino:Iceberg is just crushing Gravedigger with his weight right now…
Mark:Iceberg goes for the cover 1…………………2……………..Gravedigger gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Gravedigger is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Iceberg hooks up Gravedigger… Belly to Belly Suplex driving him back in to the mat…
Rhino:Iceberg is tagging in Masked Wrestler who is on the top rope…
Mark:Masked Wrestler is now standing on the shoulders of Iceberg… Iceberg launches Masked Wrestler right down on to Gravedigger…
Rhino:Nice double team work right there by Masked Wrestler and Iceberg…
Mark:Masked Wrestler goes for the cover 1…………………..2……………..3…No! Dark Demon comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Dark Demon wants to get back in to this match up as he has seen his partner take a lot of punishment…
Mark:Masked Wrestler tags in Iceberg as Gravedigger gets back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Gravedigger is staggering around and is not looking so good right now…
Mark:Bear Hug! Is locked in by Iceberg…
Rhino:Iceberg is trying to crush the insides of Gravedigger…
Mark:The referee is checking on Gravedigger as he lifts up the arm and it drops…
Rhino:Two more times and this match up is over…
Mark:The referee lifts up the arm again and it drops for the second time…
Rhino:Iceberg continues to squeeze the life out of Gravedigger…
Mark:The referee lifts up the arm…
Rhino:Dark Demon is in the ring…
Mark:Big Running Boot to the head of Iceberg breaking up the Bear Hug…
Rhino:Gravedigger needs to make the tag to Dark Demon…
Mark:Iceberg is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Dark Demon is reaching out for the tag…
Mark:Dark Demon gets the tag… Big Clothesline by Dark Demon taking Iceberg off of his feet…
Rhino:He had a full head of steam with that clothesline…
Mark:Iceberg staggers back up on to his feet… Dark Demon hooks him up… Russian Leg Sweep…
Rhino:Masked Wrestler is up on the top rope…
Mark:Dark Demon turns around… Crossbody! Caught in midair again…
Rhino:Dark Demon this time is putting him up on his shoulders…
Mark:Death Valley Driver! As he drops Masked Wrestler right on his head…
Rhino:Dark Demon throws Masked Wrestler out of the ring…
Mark:Dark Demon now scoops up the big Iceberg and slams him down to the canvas… Dark Demon goes for the cover 1…………………….2………………3……..NO! Iceberg got his shoulder up…
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:Dark Demon is in a groove right now as he waits for Iceberg to get up on to his feet…
Rhino:Iceberg is using the ropes to get himself up…
Mark:Iceberg turns around…DEATH DROP! NO! Iceberg counters with elbows right to the side of the head… Iceberg spins him around… EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT!
Rhino:Dark Demon is out…Masked Wrestler is distracting Gravedigger…
Mark:The referee goes for the count 1……………………….2………………..3…….NO! Dark Demon got his shoulder up…
Rhino:Iceberg thought he had him but at the last second Dark Demon was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Dark Demon is now staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:Masked Wrestler just got sent hard in to the guardrail by Gravedigger…
Mark:Iceberg whips Dark Demon in to the corner… Iceberg charges… BIG SPLASH! NO! Dark Demon moved out of the way…
Rhino:Gravedigger is back in the ring…
Mark:Iceberg spins around… DOUBLE CHOKESLAM! By Gravedigger and Dark Demon…
Rhino:They just shook the ring with that chokeslam…
Mark:Dark Demon with the cover 1…………………….2…………….3……. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners DARK DEMON & GRAVEDIGGER!
Rhino:Dark Demon and Gravedigger have now earn themselves a shot at the EWA Tag Team Titles next week at Saturday Night Torture…
Mark:Shock N Awe are going to have their hands full at Torture… But right now…
(“Is Cookin” plays as The Rock enters the arena…)
Mark:Its The Rock!
Rhino:What is The Rock doing out here?
Mark:I have no idea… But he is out here and has a microphone so I guess he has something to say…
The Rock:FINALLY! THE ROCK IS BACK IN SAINT LOUIS! Tonight, The Rock opens the doors of The SmackDown Hotel. The people in Missouri don’t know where the SmackDown Hotel is but The Rock asked the people and the people said anyone who has faced the Rams have told them that it is off the corner of Know Your Role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive! The people have found the SmackDown Hotel and they always ask The Rock why The Rock isn’t The Rock laying the smackdown as EWA World Heavyweight Champion? If you were a EWA wrestler with or going for the championship, would you want to face The Rock? Every time The Rock comes by SmackDown Hotel, it’s got a wrestler from the EWA in it. The Rock has never seen something so sad in The Rock’s life! The Rock came back to compete! The Rock came back to be champion! Now all The Rock gets is this jabroni to my left and that jabroni to my right and it’s time for The Rock to clean house. The Rock will take this back to the days of Nintendo and go on a Duck Hunt. Tonight, The Rock has no guest in the hotel. The Rock is cleaning the hotel out and tonight, The Rock puts everyone on notice that he is Mr. Rocktober and WILL be competing for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship come Halloween Hellraiser if you smell….what The Rock….is cookin’…
(“Is Cookin” plays as The Rock leaves the arena…)
Mark:The Rock wants his shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Title… But the Two Men who actually get the chance to earn their spot are going to be competing in the ring right now so lets get to the introductions…
Number One Contenders Match for the EWA World Heavyweight Title
Dangerous D vs JaRek
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for One Fall and is for the Number One Contendership for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… From Atlantic City, Nj… Weighing in at 285 Pounds… Representing The Wolfpac.. Accompanied to the ring by Jesse Ricks…JAREK!
(“You’re Ever So Inviting” plays as JaRek enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Cashville, Tn… Weighing in at 243 Pounds… DANGEROUS D!
(“Many Men” plays as Dangerous D enters the arena…)
Mark:The referee calls for the bell and this match up is underway… Dangerous D opens up on JaRek with straight right hands knocking him backwards in to the ropes…
Rhino:Dangerous D is just laying in to those shots…
Mark:Dangerous D with an irish whip sending JaRek in to the farside ropes… JaRek comes off the ropes… Back Elbow by Dangerous D and that knocks JaRek back in to the ropes…
Rhino:JaRek is dazed by the ropes…
Mark:Here comes Dangerous D… JaRek gets a boot up as Dangerous D came charging in with a clothesline… Dangerous D spins around… JaRek lifts him up and Stun Guns him on the top rope…
Rhino:Dangerous D is now staggering back around…
Mark:One Handed Spinebuster! By JaRek…
Rhino:Dangerous D’s head just snap backwards off the mat from the Impact of the Spinebuster…
Mark:JaRek now goes for the cover 1…………………2…………. Dangerous D is able to kick out…
Rhino:Dangerous D is backing himself up in to the corner…
Mark:In the corner JaRek opens up on Dangerous D as he hammers him with shots to the midsection… JaRek now whip an irish whip sending Dangerous D in to the farside corner… Dangerous D comes staggering out of the corner…Capture Suplex!
Rhino:JaRek just scored with a big suplex right there…
Mark:JaRek is now going for another cover 1…………………..2………….Kickout again by Dangerous D…
Rhino:Dangerous D is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:JaRek is now picking up Dangerous D… Jawbreaker! By Dangerous D…
Rhino:Nice move to buy himself some time to get back up on to his feet and back in to this match up…
Mark:Dangerous D is now back up on to his feet and he sends JaRek off in to the ropes… Dropkick by Dangerous D right to JaRek…
Rhino:Nice Dropkick…
Mark:Dangerous D now goes for a quick cover 1………………….2………….Kickout by JaRek…Dangerous D picks up JaRek and is now raking his face across the top rope…
Rhino:Dangerous D is now dragging JaRek in to the corner…
Mark:Dangerous D with a Hard Irish Whip… JaRek comes staggering out of the corner… Running DDT by Dangerous D… Dangerous D now goes for the cover 1………………….2…………Kickout by JaRek…
Rhino:Dangerous D is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Dangerous D is going to fly… Flying Leg Drop! By Dangerous D from the top rope connecting right down on to the face of JaRek…
Rhino:I think Dangerous D could have him right here and now…
Mark:Dangerous D now hooks the leg of JaRek 1…………………….2…………….3………NO! JaRek gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:JaRek right now is in a lot of trouble…As Jesse Ricks watches on as her man is in trouble…
Mark:Dangerous D grabs the right leg of JaRek and drags him over towards the corner… Dangerous D rams JaRek’s right leg in to the ring post…
Rhino:JaRek is holding on to his leg right now…
Mark:One more time… Dangerous D rams the leg of JaRek in to the ring post…
Rhino:This is smart by Dangerous D as the way to take out a big man is by taking out his leg and that’s what he is doing right now…
Mark:JaRek is trying to get out of the corner and away from Dangerous D…
Rhino:Dangerous D is right back in to the ring…
Mark:Dangerous D with the right leg of JaRek… And he drops a leg right down on to the right leg of JaRek…
Rhino:You can start to see some pain on the face of JaRek…
Mark:Right now Dangerous D is doing what he can to earn himself the Number One Contendership for Triple H’s EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:Dangerous D has JaRek right where he wants him…
Mark:Sharpshooter! By Dangerous D… As he sits back right down on to JaRek…
Rhino:JaRek is trying to get his big frame towards the ropes to break up this hold…
Mark:Dangerous D is using all of his weight and sitting on the legs and back of JaRek…
Rhino:Will JaRek tap out to the Sharpshooter?
Mark:JaRek is getting close to the ropes… Dangerous D pulls him back towards the center of the ring…
Rhino:JaRek is now even closer to tapping out right now…
Mark:JaRek is trying to crawl his way to the ropes one more time… As the referee asks him if he wants to give it up…
Rhino:JaRek is close to tapping out…Jesse Ricks is trying to urge her man to the ropes…
Mark:JaRek gets to the rope and Dangerous D needs to break up the hold…
Rhino:The damage has already been done to the legs of JaRek…
Mark:Dangerous D pulls JaRek back up on to his feet… Stunner! By Dangerous D…
Rhino:He could have JaRek right now…
Mark:Dangerous D goes for the cover 1……………………..2………………3………….NO! JaRek gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Dangerous D knows he has JaRek down and now wants to go in for the kill as he heads up on to the top rope…
Mark:Incoming… D-BOMB! NO! JaRek rolls out of the way…
Rhino:Dangerous D just crashed and burned and now its going to give JaRek some time to get back in to this match up…
Mark:JaRek pulls himself back up on to his feet as he limps around…
Rhino:Dangerous D is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Right hands by JaRek to Dangerous D… JaRek backs Dangerous D up in to the ropes and sends him for a ride… JaRek runs at him… Spear! By JaRek taking out Dangerous D…
Rhino:Dangerous D could be in trouble now…
Mark:JaRek goes for the cover 1…………………2………….3….No! Dangerous D gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:JaRek is now pulling Dangerous D over to the corner…
Mark:JaRek sits up on the top rope and he hooks up Dangerous D… Hanging Full Nelson! By JaRek…
Rhino:JaRek really has the Full Nelson locked in good right now…
Mark:The referee is telling JaRek to get off the top rope… JaRek still has the Full Nelson locked in… Full Nelson Slam! Driving Dangerous D right back in to the canvas…
Rhino:Impactful move right there and Jesse Ricks approves…
Mark:JaRek goes for another cover on Dangerous D 1……………………2………….3……..NO! Dangerous D got his shoulder up once again…
Rhino:JaRek has taken back complete control of this match up…
Mark:Dangerous D is trying to find his way back up on to his feet…
Rhino:JaRek is still favoring his right leg…
Mark:Dangerous D turns around… JaRek sets him up… DDE! Driving Dangerous D head first in to the Canvas…
Rhino:Destiny’s Dead End is what the DDE stands for and it was a very impressive move by JaRek…
Mark:JaRek turns him over and hooks the leg 1……………………..2……………..3………ITS NOT OVER!
Rhino:JaRek was a half a second away from becoming the Number One Contender for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:JaRek is now waiting for Dangerous D to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Dangerous D is now using the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:JaRek goes behind Dangerous D and now hooks him up… DA WRECK! NO! Dangerous D gets out and now he clips JaRek from behind…
Rhino:Dangerous D just saved himself right there and he was able to take out the right leg of JaRek once again…
Mark:JaRek is trying to pull himself back up… Dangerous D spins him around… Dangerous DDT!
Rhino:Dangerous D is going straight for the top rope as he has JaRek down on the canvas…
Mark:D-BOMB! CONNECTS!
Rhino:Dangerous D is going to be the Number One Contender right here and now…
Mark:Dangerous D with the cover 1………………………..2………………..3………………….. HE DIDNT GET HIM!
Rhino:WHAT!
Mark:JaRek was able to get his foot on the rope right before the referee’s hand hit the mat for the three count…
Rhino:Dangerous D can not believe it…
Mark:JaRek is staggering up on to his feet… Dangerous D with a kick to the midsection…
Rhino:Can Dangerous D get him up…
Mark:Powerbomb! No! Back Drop by JaRek…
Rhino:Dangerous D wasn’t able to get him up and JaRek was able to counter…
Mark:Dangerous D back up on to his feet… JaRek kicks in to the midsection and now with a go behind… JaRek sets him up… DA WRECK!
Rhino:That could be it…
Mark:JaRek hooks the leg 1………….2…………………….3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JAREK!
Rhino:JaRek is now the Number One Contender for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Its going to be JaRek and Triple H at Halloween Hellraiser for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… And now speaking of the EWA World Heavyweight Champion… He is in action next against what might be Big Daddy Ace’s final match…
Non Title
Farewell Match
Triple H vs Big Daddy Ace
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Non Title Match set for One Fall… Introducing first… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 273 Pounds… Representing the BTP… BIG DADDY ACE!
(“No More Sorrow” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… The Game TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Mark:With all of the rumors going around as of late… Some are saying that this is Big Daddy Ace’s Final Match in the EWA…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace’s future is up in the air and we will see what happens after tonight…
Mark:Triple H and Big Daddy Ace lock eyes in the center of the ring…
Rhino:These two men have a long history with one another… As they have been in many Big Time Battles over Championships over the years…
Mark:Triple H goes for a right hand… Big Daddy Ace blocks and now scores with a couple of right hands of his own…Big Daddy Ace reaches back and knocks Triple H off of his feet with a right hand…
Rhino:Triple H gets right back up…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace scoops him up and slams him straight down to the canvas… Triple H slowly gets back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The Game is close to the ropes…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace charges and sends Triple H over the top rope with a clothesline sending him to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Triple H is frustrated on the outside of the ring…
Mark:The EWA World Champion takes his time to get back in to the ring… Triple H wants to lock up with Big Daddy Ace… Both men go for a Collar and Elbow Tie Up… Triple H kicks Big Daddy Ace right in the midsection…
Rhino:Triple H basically suckered him in right there…
Mark:Triple H now hammers Big Daddy Ace back in to the ropes with right hands… Triple H with an irish whip sending Big Daddy Ace in to the ropes… Ace comes off the ropes… Back Body Drop by The Game…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H now hooks up Big Daddy Ace and connects with a vertical suplex… Triple H goes right for the cover 1………………2……….Kickout by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Triple H is attempting to set the pace of this match up right now…
Mark:The Game comes off the ropes and drops the knee right down in to the face of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now pulling himself back up…
Mark:From behind Triple H clips out the leg of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is holding on to his right leg right now…
Mark:Triple H grabs Big Daddy Ace by the leg and lays it on the middle rope… The Game drops his weight right down on to the leg of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:The Original Big Tyme Playa is hurting right now…
Mark:Triple H pulls him in to the middle of the ring… The Game has him setup… Figure Four!
Rhino:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion is trying to make Big Daddy Ace tap out in what could be his final match…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is trying to get to the ropes but isnt having luck right now…
Rhino:The fans are getting behind Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is too far from the ropes but he is trying to counter the Figure Four…
Rhino:The fans continue to cheer on Big Daddy Ace as he tries to turn Triple H over…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace with the counter and now Triple H is the one in pain from the Figure Four… The Game though gets to the ropes as quickly as he can…
Rhino:The damage was done more so to Big Daddy Ace but Triple H has a little limp right now as well…
Mark:Triple H opens up on Big Daddy Ace with right hands… Triple H now sets up Big Daddy Ace… Side Walk Slam by Triple H driving Ace in to the mat…Triple H with a cover 1…………….2………….. Kickout by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:The Game is still having his way with Big Daddy Ace right now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is trying to pull himself back up on to his feet… Triple H grabs him by the leg… Dragon Screw Leg Whip…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is once again holding on to his right leg…
Mark:Triple H has the look in his eye like he is ready to go in for the kill once again…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good for Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Triple H has him setup… Figure Four Leg Lock! No! Big Daddy Ace counters… Small Package 1…………………2…………3…..NO! Triple H kicks out…
Rhino:Both men are getting back up…
Mark:Double Clothesline! Both men had the same idea and they took each other out with the clothesline…
Rhino:Triple H is trying to use the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is staggering up on to his feet… Triple H goes for a right hand… Blocked by Big Daddy Ace… The Game goes for another right hand… Blocked again… Big Daddy Ace now opens up on Triple H and nails him with straight right hands…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is really opening up on Triple H right now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace whips Triple H in to the ropes… Powerslam! Big Daddy Ace goes right for the cover 1………………….2…………….3….NO! Triple H got his shoulder up…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now lining up Triple H as he staggers up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace charges… SPEAR!
Rhino:The Game has just been Spear out of his boots by the Big Tyme Playa…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace goes for the cover 1……………………..2…………….3…….NO! The Game got his shoulder up…
Rhino:So very close… Big Daddy Ace almost pinned the EWA World Champion…
Mark:The Game staggers up on to his feet… Big Daddy Ace hooks him up… ACE CRUSHER! NO! The Game counters out… Low Blow!
Rhino:The referee didn’t see the low blow…
Mark:Triple H spins Big Daddy Ace around… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:God Damn It…
Mark:Triple H turns him over and goes for the cover 1……………2…………..3……. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRIPLE H!
Rhino:The Game takes out Big Daddy Ace here tonight at Thursday Night Chaos….
Mark:The fans are on their feet as Big Daddy Ace makes his way back up on to his feet…
Rhino:They are giving him a standing ovation…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace thanks the crowd as he bows out…
Rhino:Was this the last time we have seen Big Daddy Ace? I sure hope not…
Mark:The people want to see Big Daddy Ace back in the ring again… Will it happen? Who knows… But it is now time for Our Main Event…
EWA Television Championship Straight Jacket on a Pole Match
Arkum(c) vs “Sexy” Michael Blade
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the Straight Jacket on a Pole Match and is for the EWA Television Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Las Vegas, Nevada… Weighing in at 210 Pounds… Sexy MICHAEL BLADE!
(“Im Too Sexy” plays as Michael Blade enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Deathlehem, Pa… Weighing in at 3040 Ounces… The EWA Television Champion… ARKUM!
(“The Toys Go Winding Down” plays as Arkum enters the arena…)
Mark:The referee calls for the bell and this match up is underway…
Rhino:The way to win this match up is to knock your opponent out and then put the Straight Jacket on them…
Mark:Collar and Elbow Tie up as both men battle for a position… Arkum goes for a headlock and takes over Michael Blade… Michael Blade quickly fights his way back up on to his feet as he elbows Arkum in the midsection…
Rhino:Michael Blade just sent Arkum off in to the ropes…
Mark:Head Scissors Take Over by Sexy Michael Blade… The EWA Television Champion gets right back up and Michael Blade takes him down with a running clothesline…
Rhino:Arkum is getting back up in the corner…
Mark:Michael Blade charges in and scores with a clothesline… Arkum staggers out of the corner… Running Bulldog! By Michael Blade…
Rhino:Sexy Michael Blade is coming out on fire here in the early going…
Mark:Arkum makes his way back up on to his feet and Sexy Michael Blade scores with a dropkick sending him over the top rope and to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Look out below…
Mark:Michael Blade Slingshots himself over the top rope right down on to the EWA Television Champion…
Rhino:Michael Blade rolls Arkum right back in the ring…
Mark:Blade on the ring apron now and he slingshots himself back in to the ring and scores with a leg drop…
Rhino:In a normal match I believe Michael Blade would have tried to go for a cover right there but he has to basically knock out Arkum and then attempt to put him in the Straight Jacket that is hanging on the pole in the corner…
Mark:Michael Blade rolls to the outside of the ring and he is bringing a chair in to the ring with him…
Rhino:Anything is legal in this type of match up…
Mark:Michael Blade opens up the steel chair and now sends Arkum in to the ropes… Flapjack… No… Countered in to a DDT by Arkum…
Rhino:Nice counter by the EWA Television Champion…
Mark:Michael Blade was trying to drive Arkum face first in to the chair but it backfired…
Rhino:Arkum is now back up on his feet…
Mark:Michael Blade is up as well… Blade goes for a clothesline… Arkum ducks… Go behind by Arkum… Straight Jacket Lung Blower! By Arkum…
Rhino:Nice move right there as Arkum attempts to build up some momentum…
Mark:Michael Blade gets back up on this feet… Arkum charges… The Glistening Archtect!
Rhino:He caught him good with that Enziguri…
Mark:Michael Blade seems out of it right now and Arkum is looking up at the straight jacket hanging in the corner…
Rhino:Arkum is heading up the turnbuckle know and is looking to go after the Straight Jacket…
Mark:Arkum is reaching up… Michael Blade from behind attacks Arkum and Arkum is crotched on the top turnbuckle…
Rhino:Michael Blade is climbing up the turnbuckle now…
Mark:Belly to Back Superplex! By Michael Blade dropping Arkum on the back of his head from the top rope…
Rhino:Michael Blade knows it probably will take more punishment to take out Arkum…
Mark:Arkum is pulling himself back up on to his feet… Michael Blade slides the chair… Release German Suplex and Arkum landed right on the steel chair…
Rhino:The back of his head hit the chair hard…
Mark:Michael Blade sees that his opponent isnt moving and he is now looking to go after the Straight Jacket…
Rhino:Michael Blade is up on the turnbuckle and is now trying to pull down the straight jacket…
Mark:Arkum is back up and shakes the ropes and Michael Blade loses his balance and jumps off the top rope…Arkum now spins him around and nails him with a forearm shot right across the face… Arkum now kicks him in the midsection… Tiger Driver!
Rhino:Arkum now instead of going up to go after the Straight Jacket he has rolled to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Arkum is bringing another chair in to the ring and is now opening them both up in the center of the ring…
Rhino:It looks like the EWA Television Champion has something in mind for his opponent…
Mark:Michael Blade now staggers up on to his feet… Arkum has him up on his shoulders… DVD on TV 2k 07! Right down through the chairs…
Rhino:I dont think anyone will be sitting in those chairs after that move…
Mark:Arkum has Michael Blade right where he wants him and he is now going after the Straight Jacket…
Rhino:Arkum is now up on the turnbuckle and is now trying to pull down the Straight Jacket…
Mark:It looks like Arkum almost has it… Michael Blade throws the bent chair right at Arkum and Arkum loses his balance and crotches himself on the top rope…
Rhino:That’s a bad position to be in right there…
Mark:Michael Blade now opens up the bent chair as best as he can… Blade leaps off the chair… Frankensteiner! By Sexy Michael Blade…
Rhino:What a move by Michael Blade…
Mark:Michael Blade now goes to the outside and is bringing another steel chair in to the ring…
Rhino:Arkum is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Steel Chair Shot! Connects… As the Challenger Michael Blade lays out the EWA Television Champion with one shot…
Rhino:Michael Blade now believes that Arkum is down for the count and is going up after the Straight Jacket…
Mark:Michael Blade knows that if he is able to get control of the Straight Jacket he is going to be the next EWA Television Champion…
Rhino:Michael Blade looks down at Arkum as he is standing on the top rope…
Mark:Arkum is starting to move and now Michael Blade jumps down off the top rope…
Rhino:There is fight left in the EWA Television Champion…
Mark:Michael Blade now scores with a couple of knife edge chops right across the chest of Arkum as he now whips him off in to the ropes… Tilt a Whirl… Countered in to a Tilt a Whirl Headscissors by the EWA Television Champion…
Rhino:Michael Blade when for either a backbreaker or a slam and Arkum was able to counter it…
Mark:Arkum now spins Michael Blade around… Phantom Menace! Driving Michael Blade straight in to the mat…
Rhino:Arkum quickly rolls to the outside of the ring right now and is bringing a table in to this match up…
Mark:Arkum is now setting up the table…
Rhino:The Challenger Michael Blade is struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Arkum now rams Michael Blade’s head in to the table…
Rhino:Arkum now rolls the Challenger on to the table and is now climbing up on the table as well…
Mark:Arkum now is setting him up… GRAVE YARD SMASH! NO! Michael Blade blocks… Kick to the midsection… SEXY CLASH THROUGH THE TABLE!
Rhino:It looks like to me that the EWA Television Champion has been knocked out by Michael Blade…
Mark:Michael Blade is now staggering up to his feet and knows in his mind that he only has to get the Straight Jacket down from the pole and he is going to be on his way to victory…
Rhino:Arkum isnt moving…
Mark:Michael Blade climbs up the turnbuckle and is now trying to pull down the Straight Jacket…
Rhino:He almost has it…
Mark:Michael Blade is now in control of the Straight Jacket…
Rhino:Now all he has to do is put Arkum in the Straight Jacket and we are going to see a new EWA Television Champion…
Mark:Michael Blade now sits up Arkum and is trying to get the Straight Jacket on him..
Rhino:I think he is going to do it…As he has the arms in the sleeves…
Mark:Victory Roll! By Arkum…
Rhino:Arkum is still alive…
Mark:Both men are back up on their feet… Michael Blade charges at Arkum… Arkum ducks the clothesline and now goes for a kick to the midsection…
Rhino:Michael Blade catches his boot…
Mark:Michael Blade spins him around… Kick to the midsection… SEXY CLASH! NO! Countered!
Rhino:Arkum is still fighting back… Hes not going to give up the EWA Television Champion that easily…
Mark:Arkum whips Michael Blade off in to the ropes… Arkum goes for a clothesline… Michael Blade ducks and grabs the straight jacket… Blade charges with the Straight Jacket… Arkum ducks… POST CARD FROM DEATHLEHEM!
Rhino:Michael Blade has been laid out…
Mark:Arkum now grabs the Straight Jacket and is now putting Michael Blade in it…
Rhino:Michael Blade isnt moving…
Mark:The Straight Jacket is on… Arkum locks it up… The Referee Calls for the Bell… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Television Champion ARKUM!
Rhino:Arkum Survived Thursday Night Chaos as the EWA Television Champion…
Mark:His reign on top of the EWA Television Title Division continues… As we now head in to Saturday Night Torture… It was a great night of EWA Action… But for now…Im Mark… Hes Rhino…Good Night from St. Louis… We will see you next Saturday Night for Saturday Night Torture! Good Night Everyone!
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