Thursday Night Chaos 06-21-07
Mark:The Fans in Hartford, Ct are on their feet as the EWA Presents Thursday Night Chaos… Rhino what a night of action we have for everyone here tonight…
Rhino:Diamond Dallas Page will put his EWA Television Title on the line against The Ice Man Vinny Luccheese…
Mark:There will be a Special Enforcer and his name is Raven… As the match up will be under Raven’s Rules…Also tonight we hope to find a number one contender for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:Darien Hacaga, Megumi Kudo and Mondo The Masterful will all do battle to find out which one of them will fight Steve Austin for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship at High Stakes…
Mark:Steve Austin will be the Special Referee in this match up… Its going to be a wild night tonight…
Rhino:Yes it will… Especially when moments before we came on the air Shane McMahon says he will call out Stone Cold Steve Austin…
Mark:Its going to be an interesting night tonight… Lets not waste any time as we get set for our opening contest…
Shane Sparx vs Shawn Michaels
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Las Vegas, Nevada… Weighing in at 234 Pounds… Wrestling Legend and Chick Magnet SHANE SPARX!
(“Seein Red” plays as Shane Sparx enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Shawn Michaels and Shane Sparx lock up in the center of the ring…Shane Sparx with a side headlock on Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:He is grinding away at the head of HBK…
Mark:Shawn Michaels tries to fight out of it and does as he drives his elbow right in the midsection of Shane Sparx as he breaks up the Headlock as he pushes Shane Sparx off in to the ropes…
Rhino:Sparx comes right off the ropes…
Mark:Leap Frog by Shawn Michaels… Sparx comes back off the farside ropes…Hip Toss by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shane Sparx gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels charges with a clothesline… Shane Sparx ducks and he back drops Shawn Michaels over the top rope…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels lands on the ring apron…
Mark:Shane Sparx charges… HBK grabs him by the head and drops him neck first across the top rope…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is up on the top rope…
Mark:Shane Sparx spins around… Shawn Michaels leaps off the top rope… Double Axe Handle! No! Dropkick by Shane Sparx as Shawn Michaels came off the top rope…
Rhino:Shane Sparx caught Shawn Michaels right in the midsection with that dropkick knocking the air right out of him…
Mark:Shane Sparx goes for the cover 1………………2………….Shawn Michaels gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Shane Sparx is now pulling up Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Sparx goes behind Michaels… Pump Handle Slam! Driving HBK in to the mat… Shane Sparx goes for the cover again 1………………..2………….. Kickout by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels struggles up on to his feet…
Mark:Shane Sparx whips Shawn Michaels off in to the ropes… Tilt a Whirl Backbreaker by Shane Sparx…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is in trouble…
Mark:Shane Sparx goes for the cover 1……………………2………………..Kickout again by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shane Sparx seems to have control of this contest right now…
Mark:Shane Sparx whips Shawn Michaels in to the ropes… Powerslam by Shane Sparx…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is down in the center of the ring…
Mark:Shane Sparx is heading to the top rope…
Rhino:I think he could be going for When Sparx Fly right here…
Mark:Its not… LEG DROP! MISSED! Shawn Michaels rolled out of the way…
Rhino:Shane Sparx fooled me there but Shawn Michaels still got out of the way of the Leg Drop…
Mark:Both men are trying to make their way up on to their feet…
Rhino:Sparx is up and is going right after Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Shane Sparx goes for a right hand… Blocked by Shawn Michaels… Hard Chop right across the chest of Shane Sparx… One More Chop right across the chest of Shane Sparx…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is lighting him up…
Mark:Shawn Michaels whip Shane Sparx off in to the ropes… Reversal by Shane Sparx… Shawn Michaels comes off the ropes… Flying Forearm!
Rhino:Both men are down again…
Mark:Nip Up! By HBK…Shane Sparx staggers up on to his feet… Atomic Drop By Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shane Sparx is spinning around…
Mark:Shawn Michaels scoops up and slams Shane Sparx right down to the canvas…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is heading to the top rope…
Mark:Flying Elbow Drop! Connects by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:The Band is now being tuned right now…
Mark:Shane Sparx is pulling himself back up on to his feet… Sparx spins around… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels connected square in the jaw with that kick…
Mark:Shawn Michaels hooks the leg of Shane Sparx 1…………….2…………………….3….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SHAWN MICHAELS!
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid picks up the victory here tonight as he gets back on a roll following losing the EWA Television Title to Diamond Dallas Page…
(“The Answer” plays as William McConnell walks out on to the stage…)
McConnell: You know something, Shawn.. You’ve done pretty well for yourself lately without my intervention. Why, you own the contract from the royal rumble. But ya know something, Shawn.. I remember that in 2004.. And 2006.. Both of those rumbles.. I eliminated you, didn’t I? Yeah, I think I did. So has I dwelled on it, I came to realise that the shot you have.. SHOUD BE MINE.. You and I BOTH KNOW that I would’ve eliminated your ass had I been involved and I would be the winner of the 2007 Royal Rumble! But alas.. While my name won’t be scribbled down in the history books.. I can make sure that’s yours won’t be scirbbled down as a next world champion. So Shawn, let me introduce you to the man you’ll be facing at High Stakes to ensure that you won’t be holding that contract. Ladies and Gentlemen..
??: MISTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER…. KENNEDYYYYYYYYYYYYY….
(“Turn Up The Trouble” hits over the PA System as Mr. Kennedy walks from the back and stands next to McConnell)
Kennedy: KEN-NE-DYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY..
Mark:It Looks like it will be Shawn Michaels and Mr. Kennedy at High Stakes… With Shawn Michaels Guaranteed Title Shot Contract on the line… Right now its time for our next contest…
Doug Kinsella vs Big Daddy Ace
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 273 Pounds… BIG DADDY ACE!
(“No More Sorrow” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Dayton,Ohio… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… The Co-Vice President… DOUG KINSELLA!
(“Open Your Eyes” plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is under way…
Rhino:These two men have a long history with one another…
Mark:They have battled many times and they are doing battle once again… Doug Kinsella nails Big Daddy Ace with a right hand… Big Daddy Ace fires back with a right hand of his own…
Rhino:They are exchanging right hands at the moment…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace goes for another right hand… Doug Kinsella ducks and now Kinsella kicks him in the midsection… Swinging Neckbreaker by Doug Kinsella… Kinsella goes for the quick cover 1………………….2………….Kickout by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is backing up in to the corner…
Mark:Doug Kinsella charges in… Monkey Flip by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace just went half way across the ring…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace gets up on to his feet… Dropkick by Doug Kinsella knocking Big Daddy Ace backwards and through the ropes…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is frustrated on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Incoming! Doug Kinsella launches himself over the top rope and right down on to Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella has come out firing on all cylinders right now…
Mark:Doug Kinsella rolls Big Daddy Ace back in to the ring… Kinsella is now heading up to the top rope…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Flying Cross Body! By Doug Kinsella… The cover 1…………………….2………… Kickout by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now picking up Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Hangman’s Neckbreaker by Doug Kinsella… Kinsella is now dragging Big Daddy Ace to the ropes and lays his head on the middle rope…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is eyeing him up…
Mark:Doug Kinsella charges… Big Daddy Ace moves and Doug Kinsella crotches himself on the middle rope…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is turning around…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace scoops him up and puts him up on his shoulder… Shoulder Breaker by Big Daddy Ace to Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is trying to get back in to some sort of groove right now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace picks up Doug Kinsella… Front Face Suplex by Big Daddy Ace… Ace turns him over and goes for the cover 1……………………..2……………………..Kickout by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Right now Doug Kinsella is struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace kicks him in the midsection… Powerbomb!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella has been laid out in the center of the ring…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace goes for the cover 1…………………………2……………..3……..NO! Doug Kinsella gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace thought he had him right there…
Mark:Doug Kinsella using the ropes to get back up on to his feet… Right hands by Big Daddy Ace as he now backs him up in to the corner…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is really just hammering Doug Kinsella with those right hands…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace puts Doug Kinsella up on the top rope…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is in trouble…
Mark:SUPERPLEX! Driving Kinsella right in to the mat…Big Daddy Ace hooks the leg 1………………….2……………….3…..NO! Doug Kinsella gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella barely got his shoulder up…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is in the corner and he seems to be talking to someone…
Rhino:Who is he talking to?
Mark:Im not sure but Big Daddy Ace is really having some sort of argument with someone…
Rhino:It is giving Doug Kinsella a chance to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace shakes his head and gets back in gear… Ace charges… SPEAR! NO! Doug Kinsella moves and Big Daddy Ace hits the corner hard…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now spinning around…
Mark:Doug Kinsella hooks him up… SOUL KILLER!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Doug Kinsella needs to crawl over and make the cover…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella has his arm on top of Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:The referee makes the count 1……………………2………………….3……..NO! Big Daddy Ace’s foot slid underneath the bottom rope…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella forgot to hook the leg and that could have just cost him this match up…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is now waiting for Big Daddy Ace to get up on to his feet…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace staggers around…
Mark:Doug Kinsella hooks him up… FINAL ENCOUNTER! NO! Big Daddy Ace blocks and counters out…Big Daddy Ace shoves him off in to the ropes… Kinsella comes off… SPEAR!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella could be out of it right now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace falls on top of Doug Kinsella as the referee counts 1……………………..2………………..3……..NO! Doug Kinsella gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was really close…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now picking up Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace has him hooked up…
Mark:ACE CRUSHER! NO! Doug Kinsella counters out and lands on his feet… Doug Kinsella spins him around… FINAL ENCOUNTER!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Doug Kinsella hooks the leg…
Rhino:William McConnell is out and is distracting the referee…
Mark:Doug Kinsella and William McConnell will face one another at High Stakes…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella sees William McConnell distracting the referee…
Mark:Doug Kinsella charges at William McConnell… McConnell jumps off the apron…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is back up on his feet…
Mark:Doug Kinsella turns around… Big Daddy Ace lifts him up… ACE CRUSHER!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks the leg 1………………….2………………..3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BIG DADDY ACE!
Rhino:The distraction from William McConnell lead to the Ace Crusher and seal the victory for Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Doug Kinsella will be out for revenge at High Stakes… But right now it is time for the Triple H and Lone Jobber contract signing for High Stakes…
Kent:Welcome to tonights Contract Signing for the Triple H vs Lone Jobber Match up at High Stakes 2007… Right now please welcome the two men who will be competing in this match up… First… He calls himself Mister EWA… He is LONE JOBBER!
(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Kent:His opponent at High Stakes will be none other than the King of Kings TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Kent:Both of you know the deal by now and what will go down at High Stakes… So all you need to do is sign on the dotted line and this match up will be official…
HHH:So Here we are again… Triple H and Lone Jobber… To do battle One More Time… I mean how many more times do I have to get back in this ring with you and kick your ass…
Lone Jobber: I don’t know Hunter.. I mean, when exactly WAS the last time, man on man, you actually COULD beat my ass? Because, you know, I do seem to remember a streak last year, a few months running, being broken.. oh and then the whole taking of your championship.. good times…. as will this be…
HHH:I remember you got really lucky the last time the two of us got in the ring… But besides that I pretty much have your number for pretty much the Majority of the time we have been in the ring together…
Jobber: You call it luck Huntley, I call it me having your damn number…
HHH:And what exactly is my number Jobber?
Jobber: 267-207-2491… fuck it.. the fact of the matter is… be it a Last Man Standing contest, a Jestersuit on a Pole match, a Polite Discussion with Omega match… I can, and I will beat your sorry punk ass at High Stakes…
HHH:You are going to beat my punk ass Jobbs… You think you have what it takes to beat my ass… Come on Jobbs…Is this your Omega Size Ego talking here… Because there is NO CHANCE IN HELL… That you will Beat My Ass at High Stakes… Whether we are trapped in the Cell…Or whether I have to make your ass Tap Out… Because you will not beat my ass…
Jobber: You wanted someone who’d risk it all right Hunter? That’s why you threw out that challenge last week.. an empty threat, you knew he would never accept… and you quivered with fear when I accepted on behalf of him.. I saw it.. these fans saw it.. hell even Kent here couldn’t mistake it.. you aren’t the big bad wolf anymore Trips, and I’lll prove that on a plane, on a train, in a box or near a fox.. I will beat you Triple H.. and that my friend is plain to see…
HHH:No Lions… Tigers or Bears… Will Stop me… From Kicking Your Ass at The Jersey Shore in Atlantic City… And because I know I will… I will sign right here on the dotted line…Just to show you how serious I am on KICKING YOUR ASS… One Last Time…(signs contract)
Lone Jobber: (looks down at the contract and smirks) How easily you work yourself up Hunter. I mean, for the past week I’ve been sitting at home, twirling my thumbs, trying to come up for an explination.. Why? I already beat your ass many times before, why should I waste one of my few pay per views on the likes of you…
HHH:You are all talk Jobber… Sometimes it seems like you are Phoning it In… But you know what Jobber… You are too egotistical not to get in the ring with me…So just sign on the dotted line and make one of your last few Pay Per View Matches… Against The King of Kings and the man who you will Bow Down To…
LJ : (picks up the contract and folds it in half and puts it in his pocket) Ahh, now isn’t that cute, the mighty triple H, knowing that he has been beaten resorts to name calling.. hey., who knows, now you igned maybe, oh I don’t know, McConnell might want to get some personal revenge for fucking his Executiver Management plans over.. or how about Omega, I’m sure HE”D love to get in the ring with you… or you’re good pal HBK… i mean really, you think he’d want to be 2nd chair to you all his life Hunter? the ball, it’s in my court now… (starts to leave)
HHH:Look at Mr. EWA go… Showing his true colors… And that’s being a Yellow Belly Bastard… Because he knows he cant get the job done…
LJ: I… can’t? (turns around, superkicks.. walks over to where Hunter is) On the other hand Hunter.. your on… (signs on drops it on Hunter, walks away smirking)
Mark:It looks like the Match is On… Triple H and Lone Jobber… One on One… For what could be… The Final Time…Its now time to preview High Stakes 2007…
High Stakes Preview Match
William McConnell vs Alan Matthews
Pa Announcer:This Next Contest is the High Stakes Preview Match… Earlier This Evening the High Stakes Gimmick Wheel was spun to determine the Stipulation for this contest…The High Stakes Gimmick Stipulation will be Extreme Rules… Now introducing the participants… First… From Grand Rapid, Michigan… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… Dead Eye ALAN MATTHEWS!
(“Miseria Cantare” plays as Alan Matthews enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Evansville,Indiana… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… The Answer WILLIAM McCONNELL!
(“The Answer” plays as William McConnell enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway… William McConnell goes face to face with Alan Matthews… William McConnell slaps Alan Matthews right across the face…
Rhino:That isnt sitting well with Alan Matthews…
Mark:Alan Matthews swings and connects with a right hand… Another right hand by Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Dead Eye is opening up on The Answer…
Mark:The Answer is being backed up in to the ropes by Alan Matthews… Alan Matthews whips William McConnell in to the ropes… McConnell comes off the ropes… Japanese Arm Drag by Alan Matthews…
Rhino:William McConnell gets back up…
Mark:Matthews goes for a kick… McConnell grabs the leg… Enziguri right to the back of the head of William McConnell…
Rhino:The Answer looks to be out on his feet right now…
Mark:Running Bulldog by Alan Matthews…Matthews goes for the cover 1………………2………… Kickout by William McConnell…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is now heading to the outside of the ring and is looking underneath the ring for something…
Mark:Dead Eye Matthews pulls a trash can out from underneath the ring and comes back in to the ring with it…
Rhino:William McConnell is making his way up on to his feet…
Mark:McConnell turns around and Matthews nails him right over the head with the trash can…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is now laying down the trash can in the center of the ring…
Mark:Matthews hooks up William McConnell… Tiger Bomb! Right down on to the trash can…Alan Matthews now goes for the cover on William McConnell 1……………………..2…………….3……NO! McConnell gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Alan Matthews has gone back to the outside of the ring and is bringing a steel chair in to the ring…
Mark:William McConnell is staggering back up in to the corner…
Rhino:Matthews is lining up McConnell…
Mark:Matthews charges with the chair… McConnell gets his boot up and knocks the chair back in to the face of Alan Matthews…
Rhino:William McConnell now picks up the steel chair…
Mark:Alan Matthews is back up and turns around and his face meets steel as William McConnell lays him out with the steel chair…
Rhino:That was one hell of a shot…
Mark:William McConnell goes for the cover 1……………..2………….Kickout by Alan Matthews…
Rhino:The Answer has now gone to the outside of the ring and is bringing a singapore cane in to the ring…
Mark:Matthews is trying to get back up on his feet but William McConnell nails him right across the back with the cane…
Rhino:The Answer isnt done…
Mark:One more shot right across the back by William McConnell with the singapore cane…
Rhino:William McConnell is enjoying the punishment he is dishing out…
Mark:William McConnell now with the singapore cane and he is now applying the Camel Clutch with the singapore cane…
Rhino:The way William McConnell is using the singapore cane is brilliant right now and you can see the pain on the face of Alan Matthews…
Mark:Alan Matthews is close to tapping out right now…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is using all of his strength to get to the ropes in some fashion…
Mark:Alan Matthews gets his foot underneath the bottom rope and now the Camel Clutch must be broken up…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is now pulling himself back up on to his feet…
Mark:Singapore Cane Shot right to the head of Alan Matthews by The Answer William McConnell… McConnell goes for the cover 1……………………..2…………….3….NO! Alan Matthews gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:William McConnell is now waiting for Alan Matthews to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Alan Matthews staggers back up on to his feet… FIVE STAR SUPERKICK! NO! Alan Matthews ducks… Samoan Drop! By Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Alan Matthews saw the kick coming and was able to duck the kick and hit the Samoan Drop…
Mark:Alan Matthews is now back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The Answer is up as well…
Mark:A couple of right hands by Alan Matthews… Matthews whips William McConnell off in to the ropes… McConnell comes off the ropes… DEAD ON!
Rhino:That’s an innovative Back Breaker right there…
Mark:Alan Matthews now hooks the leg 1…………………………2………….3………NO! William McConnell gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was really close…
Mark:Alan Matthews now waits for William McConnell to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is eyeing him up right now…
Mark:William McConnell is back up on to his feet… Alan Matthews lifts him up on his shoulders… DIRECT HIT! NO! The Answer counters out… Alan Matthews turns around… FIVE STAR SUPERKICK!
Rhino:Alan Matthews looks to be out cold…
Mark:The Answer isnt done as he is now heading up to the top rope…
Rhino:We know what this means…
Mark:Yes we do… 10.0 FROG SPLASH! Right Down on to Alan Matthews… William McConnell hooks the leg 1……………………..2…………………..3………….HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner WILLIAM McCONNELL!
Rhino:The Answer makes a statement here tonight…
Mark:The Answer will be going One on One with Doug Kinsella at High Stakes…But right now…
(“Here Comes The Money” plays as Shane McMahon enters the arena…)
Rhino:I guess Shane McMahon is coming out to make good on what he said before we came on the air that he will call out Stone Cold Steve Austin…
Mark:It seems that way to me…
Shane:Its the moment of truth… Because I said I was going to do it and now I am… Because Im sick and tired of seeing that No Good Son of a Bitch named Stone Cold Steve Austin as our EWA World Heavyweight Champion… That Redneck Doesn’t Belong as Champion and I will be DAMNED if I will let him stay World Heavyweight Champion of my company… So Stone Cold Steve Austin… Im Calling Your Ass Out… Right Here… Right Now!
Rhino:Shane McMahon has called out Stone Cold Steve Austin…
Mark:Will Stone Cold Accept the Challenge?
(“Alliance” plays as Stone Cold Steve Austin enters the arena…)
Rhino:Stone Cold… Stone Cold!
Mark:Stone Cold Steve Austin is in the ring and is just staring down The EWA Vice President Shane McMahon…
Shane:You see Stone Co…
Mark:STUNNER! STONE COLD STUNNER! ON SHANE McMAHON!
Rhino:The Texas Rattlesnake didn’t want to hear anything that Shane McMahon had to say and he takes him out with the Stone Cold Stunner…
Mark:This isnt going to sit well with the EWA Vice President…
Rhino:No its not…
Mark:Stone Cold is drinking his first beer of the evening but he will now have to get focus as the Special Guest Referee…
Number One Contenders Match for the EWA World Championship
Special Referee-Stone Cold Steve Austin
Darien Hacaga vs Megumi Kudo vs Mondo The Masterful w/Johnny Mendez
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Triple Threat Match for the Number One Contendership for the EWA World Championship… Already in the ring… The Special Guest Referee… STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN! Now introducing the participants… First…Weighing in at 250 Pounds… Accompanied to the ring by Playboy Johnny Mendez… MONDO THE MASTERFUL!
(“Meet Your Master” plays as Mondo The Masterful enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Tijuana, Mexico… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… DARIEN HACAGA!
(“Forever” plays as Darien Hacaga enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And Their Opponent…From Koshigaya,Japan… Weighing in at 132 Pounds… Accompanied to the ring by Bad Boy Hido…MEGUMI KUDO!
(“Battle Without Honor or Humanity” plays as Megumi Kudo enters the arena…)
Mark:Stone Cold calls for the bell and we are now going to find out who will face Stone Cold at High Stakes…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo hasnt been in an EWA Ring since The Beginning of May… So we will see what kind of Ring Rust she has…
Mark:We havent seen Darien in a few months as well… So this one will be pretty interesting… Mondo The Masterful goes right after Megumi Kudo nailing her with uppercuts…
Rhino:He is really clocking her underneath the jaw…
Mark:Megumi Kudo is being backed up in to the ropes by Mondo The Masterful… Mondo whips her off in to the ropes… Megumi Kudo comes off the ropes… Dropkick by Mondo The Masterful…
Rhino:Nice Dropkick by Mondo The Masterful…
Mark:From behind Darien Hacaga with a Running Lariat right to the back of the head of Mondo The Masterful…
Rhino:Mondo didn’t see it coming…
Mark:Megumi Kudo is starting to get back up on to her feet… Shining Wizard by Darien Hacaga right to Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Nice move right there by Darien…
Mark:Darien Hacaga goes for the cover on Megumi Kudo as Stone Cold makes the count 1…………………..2……………….Kickout by Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is now making her way back up on to her feet in the corner…
Mark:Darien whips her off in to the farside corner… Darien charges in… Splash! Missed! As Megumi Kudo moved out of the way…Reverse DDT by Megumi Kudo as Darien staggered out of the corner…
Rhino:Mondo is behind Megumi Kudo…
Mark:Mondo grabs Megumi Kudo by the hair and throws her out of the ring…
Rhino:Bad Boy Hido is trying to give Megumi Kudo some words of encouragement as she tries to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Mondo now backs Darien up in the corner… Hard Chops right across the chest of Darien Hacaga… Mondo hooks up Darien and nails him with a snap suplex… Darien begins to sit up… Flipping Neckbreaker by Mondo The Masterful…
Rhino:Mondo just snapped the neck of Darien just like Mr. Perfect did back in the day…
Mark:Mondo The Masterful goes for the cover on Darien Hacaga as Stone Cold makes the count 1……………….2………………Darien kicks out…
Rhino:So Far Stone Cold has been calling this match up right down the middle…
Mark:Megumi Kudo is back up on her feet and makes her way to the top rope…
Rhino:Mondo The Masterful doesn’t see her…
Mark:Mondo turns around… Flying Cross Body by Megumi Kudo! Stone Cold makes the count 1………………….2……………….Kickout by Mondo The Masterful…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is now sticking her boot right in the throat of Mondo The Masterful…
Mark:Bad Boy Hido is telling her to continue to drive her boot in to his throat… Megumi Kudo now picks him up by the hair and backs him up in to the corner… Irish whip by Megumi Kudo sending Mondo in to the corner… Megumi Kudo charges… Handspring Back Elbow Connects on Mondo The Masterful…
Rhino:Mondo is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:SPIC KICK! Knocking Mondo The Masterful out of the ring…
Rhino:Darien blindsided Mondo The Masterful with that Spic Kick…
Mark:Playboy Johnny Mendez is now trying to get Mondo The Masterful back on his feet… Back in the ring Darien takes a couple of kicks to the midsection from Megumi Kudo… Megumi Kudo has him by the neck… DDT by Megumi Kudo… Kudo goes for the cover as Austin makes the count 1……………..2………….Kickout by Darien Hacaga…
Rhino:Bad Boy Hido is instructing Megumi Kudo to do something…
Mark:Megumi Kudo is now heading to the top rope…
Rhino:She is about to take a big chance…
Mark:Big Splash! From The Top Rope Connects by Megumi Kudo as she lands right down on Darien Hacaga…
Rhino:She took a high risk chance and it paid off…
Mark:Stone Cold makes the count as Kudo hooks the leg 1…………………2……………….3…..NO! Mondo The Masterful comes in and breaks it up at the last second…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo was a half a second a way from being the Number One Contender…
Mark:Mondo The Masterful now with knees right to the head of Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Those shots really have to do some damage…
Mark:Mondo The Masterful now hooks up Megumi Kudo… MASTERBUSTER!
Rhino:Megumi Kudo was just dropped right on her head…
Mark:Mondo The Masterful now hooks the leg of Megumi Kudo as Stone Cold makes the count 1……………………..2……………….3……NO! Darien Hacaga breaks it up…
Rhino:Mondo The Masterful and Darien are now going at it…
Mark:Right hands by Mondo The Masterful… Darien ducks the third right hand…Arm Drag by Darien…
Rhino:Mondo gets back up on his feet…
Mark:A Second Arm Drag by Darien Hacaga… Mondo is slower to get back up on his feet…A Third Arm Drag to complete the Triple Arm Drag Takedown by Darien Hacaga…
Rhino:Darien seems to have Mondo off balance right now…
Mark:Darien now hooks him up… TWIST OF SPIC!
Rhino:That’s gonna be it right here and now as Darien is going to be the Number One Contender…
Mark:Darien now hooks the leg as Stone Cold counts 1………………………2……………….3……..NO! Megumi Kudo steps in and breaks it up…
Rhino:All three participants in this match up will not allow the other pick up the victory…
Mark:We have had three close calls and still no Number One Contender as of yet…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is now nailing Darien with forearm shots…
Mark:Darien is coming right back as he nails her with a big right hand…
Rhino:Mondo is now back up on his feet…
Mark:Mondo The Masterful charges at both Kudo and Darien with a clothesline… Megumi Kudo and Darien Hacaga duck out of the way… Double Superkick!
Rhino:Both Kudo and Darien had the same idea and they just laid out Mondo The Masterful with the Double Superkick…
Mark:Darien now spins Megumi Kudo around… Kick to the midsection… TWIST OF SPIC! NO! Megumi Kudo pushes him off in to the ropes…
Rhino:Bad Boy Hido with walk cane shot right to the back of Darien Hacaga…
Mark:Darien is now staggering out… Front Face DDT!
Rhino:Darien seems to be out of it…
Mark:Megumi Kudo hooks the leg as Stone Cold makes the count 1……………………..2…………..3…………. ITS NOT OVER! As Mondo The Masterful breaks it up…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo thought that she had the victory but it was not to be yet…
Mark:Mondo The Masterful grabs Megumi Kudo by the hair and now hooks her up… Front Face Suplex and he drops her right across the top rope…
Rhino:Darien is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Mondo The Masterful now with a kick to the midsection of Darien Hacaga…
Rhino:I think we are about to see the MasterPlex…
Mark:Mondo The Masterful hooks up Darien Hacaga… MASTERPLEX!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Stone Cold gets down to make the count 1…………………….2………..Megumi Kudo with a running dropkick getting Mondo off of Darien…
Rhino:Mondo is dazed right now…
Mark:Megumi Kudo hooks the leg of Darien Hacaga as Austin makes the count again 1……………….2………………3…….. SHE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner MEGUMI KUDO!
Rhino:Megumi Kudo picks up the victory here tonight and now is going on to High Stakes to fight for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Megumi Kudo survives and now will go One on One with Stone Cold…
Rhino:Bad Boy Hido and Megumi Kudo are talking things over in the ring…
Mark:Stone Cold spins Bad Boy Hido around…. STONE COLD STUNNER!
Rhino:The Texas Rattlesnake just sent a clear message to Megumi Kudo by hitting the Stunner on Bad Boy Hido…
Mark:Will Megumi Kudo finally become EWA World Champion again? We will find out at High Stakes… But the EWA Television Championship is going to be on the line next in our Main Event so lets go down to the ring for the introductions…
EWA Television Championship Ravens Rules Match
Special Enforcer-Raven
Diamond Dallas Page(c) vs Vinny Luccheese
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is for the EWA Television Championship… And will be contested under Ravens Rules… Introducing the Special Enforcer… RAVEN!
(“Nevermore” plays as Raven enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Now Introducing the Participants… First… From Brooklyn, Ny… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… VINNY LUCCHEESE!
(“Where Do Gangsters Go” plays as Vinny Luccheese enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From the Jersey Shore…Weighing in at 253 Pounds…The EWA Television Champion…DDP DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE!
(“Self High Five” plays as Diamond Dallas Page enters the arena…)
Mark:The referee calls for the bell and this match up is underway…
Rhino:Raven is sitting in the corner as this match up begins…
Mark:Vinny Luccheese goes right after Diamond Dallas Page and nails him with straight right hands… Luccheese backs up DDP in to the ropes… Irish whip by Vinny Luccheese… DDP comes off the ropes and Vinny Luccheese nails him with a back elbow right to the face…
Rhino:DDP is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Vinny Luccheese scoops up DDP up on to his shoulder… Running Powerslam…
Rhino:Vinny Luccheese is coming right out of the blocks and taking it right to the EWA Television Champion…
Mark:Vinny Luccheese goes for the cover 1………………………2………………DDP kicks out…
Rhino:Raven has just gone to the outside of the ring…
Mark:DDP is back up on to his feet in the corner… Vinny Luccheese pulls him out of the corner… Vertical Suplex by The Ice Man…
Rhino:Raven just tossed a trash can lid in to the ring…
Mark:The Ice Man Vinny Luccheese picks up the trash can lid and now waits for DDP to get back up on to his feet… DDP makes his way back up… Luccheese swings and connects with the trash can lid right to the head of the EWA Television Champion…
Rhino:That was one hard shot by Vinny Luccheese with that trash can lid…
Mark:Luccheese goes for the cover 1……………………2………..DDP once again kicks out…
Rhino:Raven just slid a 2×4 in to the ring…
Mark:Vinny Luccheese now picks up that 2×4 as DDP pulls himself back up…
Rhino:Raven just slid a chair in to the ring as well…
Mark:Vinny Luccheese charges with the 2×4… DDP ducks… DDP goes behind Vinny Luccheese and nails him with a belly to back suplex…
Rhino:The Ice Man was just dropped right on the back of his head…
Mark:DDP goes for a quick cover 1…………………2…………….Vinny Luccheese kicks out…
Rhino:DDP is now opening up the steel chair in the center of the ring…
Mark:DDP is looking down right at Raven…
Rhino:Vinny Luccheese is getting back up on his feet…
Mark:The EWA Television Champion Diamond Dallas Page with an irish whip sending Vinny Luccheese in to the ropes… Drop Toe Hold by DDP driving Vinny Luccheese face first in to the steel chair…
Rhino:DDP now gives Raven the Diamond Cutter sign…
Mark:DDP now is going for the cover on Vinny Luccheese 1…………………….2………………..Kickout by The Ice Man…
Rhino:Raven not paying attention to what has been happening slides a table in the ring…
Mark:DDP grabs the steel chair once again as he nails Vinny Luccheese right across the back with that steel chair…
Rhino:Vinny Luccheese is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:DDP with another shot right across the back with the steel chair…
Rhino:DDP is in complete control of this contest…
Mark:Diamond Dallas Page now turns Vinny Luccheese over and goes for the cover 1……………………..2…………….3…..NO! The Ice Man gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:The EWA Television Champion is now starting to get a little bit frustrated as he thought he had The Ice Man Beat…
Mark:DDP now opens up the table…
Rhino:The Ice Man Vinny Luccheese needs the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Diamond Dallas Page now kicks Vinny Luccheese in the midsection…
Rhino:Looks like a Powerbomb is coming…
Mark:Power…NO… Vinny Luccheese Blocks… BACK BODY DROP! DDP GOES CRASHING THROUGH THE TABLE!
Rhino:This is what Vinny Luccheese needed… A big move that would get him back in to this match up…
Mark:Luccheese falls on top of DDP as the referee makes the count 1……………………….2…………….3……..NO! DDP gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Raven just slid a Baseball Wrapped in Barbed Wire in to the ring…
Mark:Vinny Luccheese’s eyes just lit up as he sees the weapon in the ring…
Rhino:Who wouldn’t…
Mark:Well right now DDP wouldn’t as Vinny Luccheese charges and he nails the EWA Television Champion right in the face with that Barbed Wiree Baseball Bat…
Rhino:The Barbed Wire hit the flesh of DDP…
Mark:DDP staggers back up and Vinny Luccheese nails him one more time right in the face with the Barbed Wire Baseball Bat…
Rhino:I think Vinny Luccheese is feeling it right now…
Mark:Vinny Luccheese turns him over as he goes for the cover 1………………………2………………3……..NO! DDP gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:It looks like the EWA Television Champion DDP is busted wide open from the barbed wire…
Mark:The Ice Man now picks up the steel chair…
Rhino:A Bloody Champion is getting back up on his feet…
Mark:Steel Meets Skull as DDP has been laid out by Vinny Luccheese…
Rhino:I think Vinny Luccheese has just knocked out DDP…
Mark:The Ice Man Vinny Luccheese goes for the cover 1………………….2……………3….NO! DDP once again gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was so very close…
Mark:Raven just slid another chair in to the ring…
Rhino:Vinny Luccheese moves it right to the center of the ring…
Mark:DDP is now staggering back up on to his feet right now…
Rhino:We are going to be looking at a new EWA Television Champion right here and now…
Mark:The Ice Man hooks him up… GREETINGS FROM THE FAMILY ON THE STEEL CHAIR!
Rhino:The Ice Man Vinny Luccheese is three seconds away from being the next EWA Television Champion…
Mark:Vinny Luccheese hooks the leg 1………………….2………………..3……….. HE DIDNT GET HIM!
Rhino:DDP barely got his shoulder up…
Mark:The Ice Man Vinny Luccheese can not believe it right now…
Rhino:Raven is sliding another table in to the ring right now…
Mark:The Ice Man for the moment is ignoring it… As DDP is starting to move…
Rhino:A Bloody Champion is back up…
Mark:The Ice Man kicks him right in the midsection… Powerbomb… NO! LOW BLOW!
Rhino:The Ice Man is dazed after that shot…
Mark:DDP now has the 2×4… Low Blow With The 2×4!
Rhino:Ouch!
Mark:DIAMOND CUTTER! On Vinny Luccheese…
Rhino:Two Straight Low Blows by DDP and now a Diamond Cutter… That has to be it…
Mark:DDP hooks the leg 1…………………2…………….3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Television Champion DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE!
Rhino:DDP survives this match up with The Ice Man Vinny Luccheese…
Mark:Someone has just hit the ring…
Rhino:Its Mark Peora!
Mark:The last time we saw Mark Peora was when DDP laid him out at a House Show a few weeks ago…
Rhino:Why is he out here now…
Mark:Mark Peora is face to face with DDP…
Rhino:Someone just jumped in to the ring from the crowd…
Mark:Who is that…
Rhino:Vinny Luccheese is up on his feet…
Mark:Death Valley Driver! To Vinny Luccheese…
Rhino:DDP has a Puzzled Look on his face right now…
Mark:Mark Peora and this Mystery Person are leaving the ring right now…
Rhino:Peora just picked up a Microphone…
Mark Peora:Page…you want to just waltz into EWA, win one Title, and act like you’re some kind of God? Then, on top of that…you want to ATTACK ME? MARK PEORA? Well, the fact is..I am back and let me introduce you to my younger, yet meaner brother..Chad Peora..
(Hands the mic over to Chad)
Chad Peora: You had a lot of balls to do what you did to Mark. But like we’ve always said…You fuck with one Peora…you’re fucking the other! Page, you might want to rethink your career here…
Mark:It looks like The Peora Bros. Just sent a Message to Diamond Dallas Page…
Rhino:DDP started something with Mark… Now Mark is back to get revenge on DDP…
Mark:What will happen between these three men down the road? We will have to wait and see… DDP is still the EWA Television Champion… We will see you at High Stakes… Where the Stakes are at their Highest… Good Night Everyone!
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