Nightmare on EWA Boulevard 2007

Mark:From the MGM Grand Casino and Resort here in Las Vegas, Nevada… This is Nightmare on EWA Boulevard Sponsored by eWazone.com… I am your lead Play by Play Guy Mark… And alongside my Color Man Rhino… What a night of action we have instore for everyone here tonight…

Rhino:Our Main Event here in Sin City is a Spin The Wheel, Make The Deal Best Two of Three Falls Match up for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…

Mark:It will be Big Daddy Ace defending the World Title against Demon Child…

Rhino:Can Demon Child finally become EWA World Champion?

Mark:We will find out here tonight… Also tonight we will find out if this will be Doug Kinsella’s final night here in the Extreme Wrestling Alliance…

Rhino:Doug put his career on the line in one final match up with Shane McMahon…

Mark:They will be locked inside the Hell in a Cell…If Doug Kinsella win’s he stays in the EWA and will be entered in to the Extreme Bowl… If he loses… Its over… We have so much to get to here tonight…

Rhino:I cant wait…

Mark:The Sin is about to begin here in Sin City as we send it to the ring for our opening contest at Nightmare on EWA Boulevard…

Monthly Rules
Retro Playa vs Myst vs Darien Hacaga

Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Raleigh, North Carolina… Weighing in at 248 Pounds… MYST!

(“Adrenaline” plays as Myst enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Tijuana, Mexico… Weighing in at 231 Pounds… DARIEN HACAGA!

(“Figure 09” plays as Darien enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 234 Pounds… THE RETRO PLAYA!

(“Play That Funky Music” plays as Retro Playa enters the arena…)

Mark:Here we go… All three men staring down one another…

Rhino:Each man is looking to start the new year off right…

Mark:Retro Playa connects with a couple of right hands to Darien Hacaga backing him up in to the ropes… Retro Playa with an irish whip sending Darien in to the ropes… Clothesline connects as Darien gets knocked down…

Rhino:Darien is getting right back up on to his feet…

Mark:Dropkick by Retro Playa knocking Darien Hacaga out of the ring…

Rhino:Darien is down on the outside of the ring…

Mark:From behind Myst attacks Retro Playa with a couple of shots to the back of the head… Myst now whips him hard in to the corner… Myst connects with a clothesline in the corner as Retro Playa comes staggering out of the corner…

Rhino:Retro Playa has been struggling as of late here in the EWA and he is not looking good at the moment…

Mark:Reverse DDT connects by Myst as he now goes for the cover on Retro Playa 1…………………2………….Kickout by Retro Playa…

Rhino:Retro Playa is using the ropes to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Darien pulls Retro Playa out of the ring by his legs and now he is connecting with a couple of straight rights… Darien Hacaga with an irish whip and he whips Retro Playa hard in to the steel guard rail…

Rhino:Retro Playa is staggering on his feet…

Mark:SPIC KICK!

Rhino:Retro Playa has been knocked out on the outside of the ring…

Mark:Darien Hacaga knocks out Retro Playa… Darien is up on the apron… Myst connects with a couple of right hands… Myst Suplexs Darien back in to the ring… No… Darien lands on his feet… Myst turns around… DDT by Darien Hacaga… Darien goes for a cover 1……………..2……….Myst gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Myst is slowly getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Myst gets sent in to the ropes… Darien connects with a Spin Heel Kick… As he goes for a cover 1…………………2……..Kickout again by Myst…

Rhino:Right now Darien is in control of this contest as he is out to prove something it seems like tonight…

Mark:Myst back up on to his feet… Darien hooks him up for a Brainbuster… Myst counters out…

Rhino:Retro Playa is up on the apron…

Mark:Myst shoves Darien Hacaga in to the ropes…

Rhino:Retro Playa and Darien collide…

Mark:Darien staggers backwards… School Boy by Myst… 1…………………………2……………..3……… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner MYST!

Rhino:Myst picks up his first win in the EWA…

Mark:That has to be a good feeling for Myst starting the year off right with a Victory… We are in for some interesting action right now as we go back to the ring to see Jeremy Johnson battle Rob Van Dam…

Monthly Rules
“Impact Player” Jeremy Johnson vs Rob Van Dam
Special Referee-Justin Credible

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… The Special Guest Referee… JUSTIN CREDIBLE!

(“Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck” plays as Justin Credible enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Now introducing the participants… First… From Philadelphia, Pa… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… Along with Paul Heyman… The Impact Player JEREMY JOHNSON!

(“Great American Nightmare” plays as Jeremy Johnson enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:And his opponent… From Battle Creek, Michigan… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… ROB VAN DAM!

(“Walk” plays as Rob Van Dam enters the arena…)

Mark:Rob Van Dam gets right up in the face of Jeremy Johnson… Johnson shoves him backwards knocking down RVD…

Rhino:RVD gets right back up on to his feet…

Mark:Rob Van Dam gets back up in the face of Jeremy Johnson and nails him with a couple of forearm shots backing him up in to the ropes… RVD with an irish whip… Jeremy Johnson with a reversal… Flapjack by Johnson… No… RVD counters it with a dropkick…

Rhino:Nice counter….

Mark:Jeremy Johnson gets back up on to his feet and RVD clotheslines him over the top rope and to the outside he goes…

Rhino:Jeremy Johnson is pissed off on the outside of the ring…

Mark:Incoming! Rob Van Dam leaps over the top rope and lands right on to Jeremy Johnson on the outside of the ring…

Rhino:RVD launched himself right down on to Jeremy Johnson…

Mark:Van Dam rolls Jeremy Johnson back in to the ring…RVD is on the apron… Slingshot Leg Drop by RVD… RVD goes for the cover as Justin Credible goes for the cover 1……………..2……..Kickout by Jeremy Johnson…

Rhino:The question is will Jeremy Johnson get a fair shake in this match up… As Rob Van Dam and Justin Credible have this long history together…

Mark:Rob Van Dam with a couple of shots to the head as RVD now sends him in to the corner… RVD drives his shoulder in to the midsection of Jeremy Johnson… RVD flips backwards… RVD charges with another… No… Johnson connects with an elbow… Vicious Clothesline by Jeremy Johnson right after the elbow shot…

Rhino:Jeremy Johnson is now looking to take control of this match up…

Mark:Jeremy Johnson scoops up RVD on to his shoulder… Running Powerslam by Jeremy Johnson… Johnson goes for a cover now 1…………………..2…………… RVD kicks out…

Rhino:Justin Credible is keeping the same pace as he had for RVD…

Mark:Jeremy Johnson now hooks up Rob Van Dam… Backbreaker… Jeremy Johnson picks him right back up and connects with another backbreaker…

Rhino:Jeremy Johnson is applying pressure with backbreaker…

Mark:Jeremy Johnson is bending RVD on his knee as he is wrenching the back of Van Dam…

Rhino:Justin Credible is asking if RVD wants to give it up…

Mark:RVD is trying to escape… Van Dam connects with a couple of kicks to the side of the head of Jeremy Johnson…

Rhino:That’s a good way to break up the hold…

Mark:Van Dam escapes the Backbreaker Submission… Van Dam charges at Jeremy Johnson… Johnson catches him in midair…

Rhino:This isnt good for Van Dam…

Mark:Fallaway Slam by Jeremy Johnson sending Rob Van Dam halfway across the ring…

Rhino:RVD is in trouble…

Mark:Paul Heyman watches on as Jeremy Johnson goes for a cover as Justin Credible makes the count 1…………………..2…………Kickout by RVD…

Rhino:Jeremy Johnson is complaining of a Slow Count…

Mark:Its in his head as that was a fair count…

Rhino:Jeremy Johnson needs to focus on Rob Van Dam and not worry about Justin Credible…

Mark:RVD staggers back up on to his feet… Press Slam by Jeremy Johnson and he drops RVD straight down to the canvas…

Rhino:Jeremy Johnson is now waiting for Rob Van Dam to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Jeremy Johnson sets up Van Dam… MISSION STATEMENT! NO! RVD Counters with a DDT…

Rhino:Jeremy Johnson was looking to drill RVD in to the mat but he countered right out…

Mark:Johnson is back up on his feet…

Rhino:Van Dam is up as well…

Mark:Jeremy Johnson connects with a couple of right hands sending RVD in to the farside ropes… Van Dam comes off the ropes… Spin Heel Kick connects by RVD as he came off the ropes…

Rhino:That caught Jeremy Johnson good…

Mark:RVD now comes off the ropes… Rolling Thunder by Rob Van Dam… RVD goes for the cover on Jeremy Johnson 1………………2…………..3…NO! Jeremy Johnson kicks out…

Rhino:Van Dam heads to the top rope…

Mark:Jeremy Johnson staggers up on to his feet…

Rhino:Van Dam has him lined up…

Mark:Leaping Kick by RVD off the top rope…

Rhino:Rob Van Dam caught him square in the jaw…

Mark:Paul Heyman is screaming at Jeremy Johnson right now…

Rhino:Van Dam is heading back to the top rope…

Mark:Jeremy Johnson gets back up and knocks in the ropes and RVD is stopped on the top rope…

Rhino:Jeremy Johnson is now climbing up to the top rope…

Mark:Van Dam is in trouble… Jeremy Johnson is setting him up…

Rhino:I think he is trying to hook up the Total Impact from the top rope…

Mark:Jeremy Johnson hooks him up… RVD blocks and knocks Jeremy Johnson off the top rope…

Rhino:Paul Heyman is screaming at Jeremy Johnson as he gets up on the top rope…

Mark:Justin Credible grabs his cane and connects with the cane right to Paul Heyman knocking him out…

Rhino:Van Dam is going to fly…

Mark:FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH!

Rhino:Van Dam hit it…

Mark:Rob Van Dam hooks the leg as Justin Credible makes the count 1…………………..2………………3……… HE GOT HIM!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ROB VAN DAM!

Rhino:Rob Van Dam picks up the win here tonight at Nightmare on EWA Boulevard…

Mark:Jeremy Johnson came up on the short end of the stick… He is getting back up on to his feet… Justin Credible lays out Jeremy Johnson with the singapore cane…

Rhino:What a shot that was…

Mark:RVD is laughing at Jeremy Johnson… JUSTIN CREDIBLE HITS ROB VAN DAM WITH THE SINGAPORE CANE!

Rhino:It just looked like Justin Credible just snapped on RVD…

Mark:Why would he do such a thing? I know Justin Credible has anger issues… But why his own long time partner… We hope to get more information… As we get set for our next contest…

Christian vs Viscera

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Toronto, Ontario, Canada… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… CHRISTIAN!

(“Take Over” plays as Christian enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Harlem, New York… Weighing in at 554 Pounds… VISCERA!

(“Ministry” plays as Viscera enters the arena…)

Mark:The referee calls for the bell but Viscera isnt even in the ring yet as Christian launched himself over the top rope right down on to Viscera…

Rhino:Viscera caught him though…

Mark:Viscera drives Christian back first in to the steel ring post…

Rhino:Look at the pain on the face of Christian…

Mark:Viscera now scoops him up and slams him down right on to the entrance ramp…

Rhino:Christian is in a lot of pain…

Mark:The referee is up to seven…

Rhino:Viscera has no idea…

Mark:Big Splash! Missed! Christian rolled out of the way… Nine and Ten… Both men have been counted out…

Pa Announcer:The referee has Counted Both Men out of the ring… There for this match up is a DRAW!

Rhino:Nothing was settled as referee’s step in and break it up…

Mark:We need to get back to the ring for more action here at Nightmare on EWA Boulevard…

Winner Earns a spot in the 2007 Extreme Bowl
X-Pac vs Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson vs Mark Peora

Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Triple Threat Match set for one fall… Introducing first… From Minneapolis, Minnesota…Weighing in at 212 Pounds… X-PAC!

(“Make Some Noise” plays as X-Pac enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Brooklyn, New York… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… BRIAN “HALF DOLLAR” HENDERSON!

(“Im Back” plays as Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Salem, Illinois…Weighing in at 260 Pounds… MARK PEORA!

(“Frantic” plays as Mark Peora enters the arena…)

Mark:Well here we go… X-Pac and Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson start to trade a couple of shots back and forth in the center of the ring…

Rhino:X-Pac debut in the EWA by attacking Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson last week at Saturday Night Torture…

Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson whips X-Pac in to the ropes… Henderson ducks his head… X-Pac puts on the breaks and kicks Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson right in the face… Henderson turns around and takes a spin kick from X-Pac…

Rhino:Mark Peora is sitting back letting the two men do battle here in the early going…

Mark:X-Pac turns around and Mark Peora catches him with a couple of right hands… Mark Peora follows it up with a couple of knife edge chops…

Rhino:He is lighting up the chest of X-Pac…

Mark:X-Pac gets whipped in to the ropes by Mark Peora… Peora catches X-Pac with a swinging neckbreaker… Peora goes for a quick cover on X-Pac 1…………………..2…………Kickout by X-Pac…

Rhino:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson attacks Mark Peora as he was getting up off the mat…

Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson backs Mark Peora up in to the corner and drives his shoulder in to the midsection of Peora…

Rhino:He is trying to knock the wind right out of him…

Mark:Henderson whips Mark Peora in to the farside corner… Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson comes charging in… Mark Peora moves out of the way as Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson crashes hard in to the corner…

Rhino:Mark Peora is now lining up Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson…

Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson turns around and gets kicked in the midsection… Pancake Piledriver by Mark Peora… Mark Peora goes for a cover on Henderson 1…………………….2……………..X-Pac comes in and breaks it up…

Rhino:Mark Peora is now being backed up in to the corner by X-Pac…

Mark:X-Pac with a couple of kicks to the midsection and a big spin kick right in to the face of Mark Peora…

Rhino:X-Pac is looking to gain a full head of steam…

Mark:Bronco Buster by X-Pac to Mark Peora…

Rhino:X-Pac seems in control of this contest right now…

Mark:X-Pac now pulls him out of the corner and now whips him in to the ropes… Spin Heel Kick by X-Pac as he now goes for the cover 1……………………2……………………3….NO! Mark Peora gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:That was a close one right there…

Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson comes charging at X-Pac… X-Pac ducks and back drops Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson over the top rope and to the outside he goes…

Rhino:X-Pac is now waiting for Mark Peora to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Kick to the midsection by X-Pac… X-FACTOR! NO! Mark Peora blocks as he connects with a couple of shots to X-Pac…

Rhino:X-Pac went for his move but it was countered…

Mark:X-Pac turns around… Kick to the midsection…HEAD TRAMA!

Rhino:That’s an unique move right there…

Mark:Its a T-Bone Style Brainbuster… But Mark Peora isnt done yet…

Rhino:X-Pac is staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:PEORA-PLEX! The Release Dragon Suplex by Mark Peora on X-Pac…

Rhino:I think he is done right here and now…

Mark:Mark Peora hooks the leg 1………………….2………….3……… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner MARK PEORA!

Rhino:Mark Peora wins his debut match up here in the Extreme Wrestling Alliance…

Mark:The future is bright for Mark Peora here in the EWA as he is now the first man entered in to the 2007 Extreme Bowl… The Circus Death Match has been setup in the ring… So lets get set for that contest…

Circus Deathmatch
Megumi Kudo vs Combat Toyota

Pa Announcer:This Next Contest is a Circus Death Match set for one fall… Introducing First… COMBAT TOYOTA!

(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Combat Toyota enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Koshigaya, Japan…Weighing in at 132 Pounds… MEGUMI KUDO!

(“Battle Without Honor Or Humanity” plays as Megumi Kudo enters the arena…)

Mark:Both women are up on the scaffold that is above the ring…

Rhino:They have to throw the other off of the scaffold down in to the barbed wire, before a a pinfall will occur…

Mark:There they go… Back and forth trading right hands… Kudo comes back with a couple of forearms trying to knock Combat Toyota backwards…

Rhino:Megumi Kudo is lining up Combat Toyota…

Mark:Megumi Kudo charges at Combat Toyota… Toyota Catches Megumi Kudo and drops her with a spinebuster right down on to the scaffold…

Rhino:She just got drilled in to the scaffold…

Mark:Combat Toyota is putting the boots to Megumi Kudo…

Rhino:She is now looking down at the barbed wire netting that is underneath them…

Mark:Megumi Kudo is slowly getting back up to her feet…

Rhino:Combat Toyota is setting up Megumi Kudo…

Mark:Kick to the midsection… POWERBOMB OFF THE SCAFFOLD! NO! HURRICANKUDO! OFF THE SCAFFOLD!

Rhino:OH MY GOD!

Mark:Both women are now caught in the barbed wire… But Megumi Kudo was able to counter the powerbomb in to a Hurricanranna…

Rhino:She hit the barbed wire, but she took Combat Toyota with her…

Mark:Officials are now cutting them out of the netting…

Rhino:Both women are down down in the ring with the barbed wire hanging over them…

Mark:Megumi Kudo comes at Combat Toyota… Running DDT by Megumi Kudo…

Rhino:Combat Toyota is now slowly getting back up on to her feet…

Mark:Megumi Kudo with a kick to the midsection…

Rhino:It looks like the Kudodriver is coming up…

Mark:Megumi Kudo goes for the Kudodriver… Backdrop by Combat Toyota…

Rhino:She was able to counter out of it…

Mark:Combat Toyota charges at Megumi Kudo… Running Clothesline spinning Megumi Kudo inside and out…

Rhino:Megumi Kudo is now in trouble…

Mark:Megumi Kudo slowly gets up on to her feet… Combat Toyota with a kick to the midsection… Pile…No… Megumi Kudo counters with a hurricannranna in to a pin 1……………………….2…………………….3………….. SHE GOT HER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner MEGUMI KUDO!

Rhino:Megumi Kudo gets the victory here tonight in the Circus Death Match…

Mark:She has sent a real message to Combat Toyota here tonight… As we now… Something is taking place in the back…

Rhino:That’s Edge and Orton…

Mark:Randy Orton and Edge are attacking Alex Shelley…

Rhino:Why are they doing that?

Mark:Alex Shelley is being lined up… CONCHAIRTO! By Rated RKO…

Rhino:Looks like Randy Orton and Edge mean business tonight…

Mark:Can they win the EWA Tag Team Titles? We are going to find out now…

EWA Tag Team Championship McConnell’s Choice Match
Degeneration X(c) vs Rated RKO

Pa Announcer:This next contest is a LADDER Match for the EWA Tag Team Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers… Weighing in at 485 Pounds… Edge and Randy Orton… RATED RKO!

(“Metalingus/Burn in My Light” plays as Rated RKO enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponents…Representing Degeneration X… Weighing in at 487 Pounds… The Defending EWA Tag Team Champions… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS and The Game TRIPLE H!

(“Break it Down” plays as Degeneration X enters the arena…)

Mark:They arent even waiting for the bell as the Tag Team Champs hit the ring and go right after Rated RKO… Right Hands by DX to Rated RKO knocking them back in to the ropes… Triple H and Shawn Michaels whip Randy Orton and Edge in to the ropes… Orton and Edge come off the ropes… Double Back Body Drop by Degeneration X…

Rhino:Randy Orton and Edge are staggering back up to their feet…

Mark:Double Running Clothesline sending Rated RKO over the top rope and to the floor they go…

Rhino:Well DX has come out of the gates firing…

Mark:They learned about the Ladder Match stipulation moments before we came on the air here tonight in Las Vegas… As DX now goes to the outside after Rated RKO…

Rhino:Triple H is hammering Randy Orton with straight right hands…

Mark:Shawn Michaels just whipped Edge in to the steel guard rail… Edge comes staggering out and Shawn Michaels connects with a thez press hammering him with right hands…

Rhino:Look at the Showstopper go…

Mark:We saw what happened to Marty Jennetty earlier this week which is why DX has a little extra fire than they were going to have even though they have every right to be angry with Rated RKO…

Rhino:This isnt good for Randy Orton right now…

Mark:Triple H just whipped Randy Orton right in to the steel steps…

Rhino:The fans are chanting for DX as they are just taking it to the challengers at the moment…

Mark:Shawn Michaels rolls Edge back in to the ring… Michaels follows him back in as Edge gets back up on to his feet in the corner… Irish whip by Shawn Michaels… Reverseal by Edge and Shawn Michaels hits the corner hard as Shawn Michaels flips in the corner and back in to the ring he comes…

Rhino:Edge is eyeing him up…

Mark:Vicious Clothesline by Edge as Shawn Michaels came right out of the corner…Edge now begins to hammer The Heartbreak Kid with right hands…

Rhino:Triple H is now bringing a ladder in to the ring…

Mark:Edge charges at the ladder with a baseball slide and knocks the ladder back in to the face of The Game…

Rhino:That is buying some time for Randy Orton to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Edge now takes the ladder and stands it up in the corner…Edge scoops up and slams Shawn Michaels straight down to the canvas…

Rhino:Edge is lying up Shawn Michaels…

Mark:Slingshot right in to the ladder goes HBK…

Rhino:Shawn is in trouble now as he is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Spin Kick by Edge taking Shawn Michaels off of his feet… On the outside of the ring Randy Orton scoops up and drops Triple H face first in to the steel steps…

Rhino:Randy Orton is now coming back in to the ring…

Mark:Edge and Randy Orton now talk over strategy as they pick up the ladder… Shawn Michaels staggers back up on to his feet… Rated RKO lays out Shawn Michaels with the ladder…

Rhino:Triple H is trying to get back in to the ring…

Mark:Edge with a Spear and he just Speared Triple H off the ring apron…

Rhino:The Game is now down on the outside of the ring thanks to the Spear…

Mark:Randy Orton now has the ladder and drives it in to the ribs of the Heartbreak Kid…

Rhino:Rated RKO is in complete control of this contest right now…

Mark:Randy Orton opens up the ladder and is now beginning to climb up the ladder to go after the EWA Tag Team Titles…

Rhino:Edge has gone to the outside after Triple H…

Mark:Randy Orton is close to the gold… Shawn Michaels is staggering back up on to his feet and staggers in to the ladder knocking Randy Orton off the ladder…

Rhino:The staggering really helped out Shawn Michaels right there…

Mark:Shawn is now has control of the ladder and stands it up in the corner… Randy Orton is back up on his feet… Shawn Michaels whips Randy Orton right in to the ladder… Orton staggers out of the corner… Scoop up and a slam by Shawn Michaels as he slams Randy Orton down to the canvas…

Rhino:Edge is pulling out another ladder from underneath the ring…

Mark:Triple H is getting back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Edge is eyeing him up…

Mark:Edge charges with the ladder… Sidestep by The Game and he drop toe holds Edge in to the steep steps…

Rhino:Triple H saw him coming and was able to step aside before he took the ladder head on…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is up on the top rope and he rides the ladder right down on to Randy Orton in the center of the ring…

Rhino:I dont think Randy Orton enjoyed taking that shot from Shawn Michaels…

Mark:Triple H is now coming back in to the ring as DX can now go to work together on Randy Orton… Triple H now has the ladder as Shawn Michaels holds up Randy Orton and Orton takes the ladder right to the face…

Rhino:Randy Orton looks to be out of it right now…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is now climbing up the ladder and is going after the gold…

Rhino:Edge is getting back up on to his feet as he has a steel chair in hand…

Mark:Edge nails Triple H right in the back with the steel chair and now hits Shawn Michaels in the back as well…

Rhino:The chair shot stopped Shawn Michaels in his tracks…

Mark:Edge now waits for Triple H to get back up on to his feet… The Game turns around and Edge catches him with a steel chair knocking The Game through the ropes and to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Edge is now waiting for Shawn Michaels to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Edge drops the chair… Implant DDT on to the steel chair as Shawn Michaels goes face first in to the chair…

Rhino:Randy Orton is now back up on to his feet…

Mark:Orton was just told something by Edge… Randy Orton is now waiting for Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:Edge has an evil smirk on his face right now…

Mark:Shawn Michaels staggers back up on to his feet… RKO! ON THE STEEL CHAIR!

Rhino:Edge and Randy Orton are smiling now as they begin to set up the ladder underneath the gold…

Mark:Edge is beginning to climb up the ladder…

Rhino:He is getting close to the gold…

Mark:Look out… Triple H has the sledgehammer and he is coming in to the ring…

Rhino:Randy Orton is trying to stop him…

Mark:Randy Orton catches the sledgehammer right in the face…

Rhino:Edge is reaching up for the gold…

Mark:Triple H nails Edge right in the midsection with the sledgehammer…

Rhino:That will stop someone from climbing up a ladder…

Mark:Yes I agree it would… As right now Triple H powerbombs Edge off of the ladder…

Rhino:No one can stop The Game at the moment…

Mark:Edge is staggering back up on to his feet… Triple H charges and clotheslines Edge out of the ring…

Rhino:The momentum took Triple H over the top rope as well…

Mark:Randy Ortonis using the ropes to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is up on his feet and I think he is lining up Randy Orton

Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC! To the Legend Killer…

Rhino:The Showstopper has just turned out the lights for Orton right now…

Mark:Triple H is fighting with Edge as they are battling on the entrance ramp…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now setting up the ladder to begin his climb for the gold…

Mark:Triple H and Edge are out of the picture… Shawn Michaels is now climbing up to the gold…

Rhino:Orton is out… There is no one who can stop Shawn Michaels right now…

Mark:Shawn Michaels reaches up… WHAT THE HELL! WILLIAM MCCONNELL IS IN THE RING AND HE KNOCKS THE LADDER OVER!

Rhino:Where in the world did William McConnell come from?

Mark:Shawn Michaels just hit the canvas hard and now McConnell is telling Randy Orton to climb up the ladder…

Rhino:Rated RKO and William McConnell are going to rob DX out of the EWA Tag Team Titles right here and now…

Mark:Randy Orton grabs the gold… NEW CHAMPIONS!

Pa Announcer:Here are your winners and NEW EWA Tag Team Champions RATED RKO!

Rhino:Edge just crawled back in to the ring after fighting with Triple H…

Mark:Randy Orton and Edge have just robbed DX of their titles…We are now heading out to some where in the Casino… Subway has just grabbed a camera crew to go follow him somewhere… So I guess the EWA Television Title is about to be put on the line…

EWA Television Championship Sin City Brawl
Subway(c) vs Lone Jobber

Mark:Our cameras are with Subway as he is up in the hotel area of the Casino and I think he is looking for Lone Jobber’s Hotel Room…

Rhino:I think Subway has found the room he was looking for…

Mark:Subway just knocked on the door…

Rhino:Did he just say Room Service?

Mark:I think that’s exactly what he said… Subway does have a tray in his hand… The door opens and its Lone Jobber’s room… And Subway nails him in the head with the tray…

Rhino:Well I guess the Brawl is on…

Mark:Subway now nails him with forearm shots as he backs him in to the room… Subway with the tray and nails Lone Jobber right in the head…

Rhino:Subway is now looking around the room…

Mark:Lone Jobber turns around… Subway grabs a lamp and cracks it over the skull of Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Subway is now waiting for Lone Jobber to get back up on his feet…

Mark:Lone Jobber gets scooped up and slammed right on to the bed…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to crawl out of the room to escape the wrath of Subway…

Mark:Subway tries to follow him out the door… Lone Jobber slams the door back in the face of Subway…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is heading towards the elevator…

Mark:Subway exits the hotel room… Lone Jobber is in the elevator… Subway runs for the Elevator… No… He runs for steps…

Rhino:I think he is trying to catch Lone Jobber off guard…

Mark:Our camera men are following Subway down the steps as he is now looking at the elevator…

Rhino:It looks like the Elevator Doors are opening…

Mark:Lone Jobber walks out and Subway starts running at the Elevator… Lone Jobber runs back in the Elevator and the Elevator door shuts before Subway can get there…

Rhino:Our camera men are with Lone Jobber in the elevator right now and you can see Lone Jobber is trying to compose himself…

Mark:The doors of the elevator open up again… Lone Jobber looks around and doesn’t see Subway anywhere…

Rhino:Lone Jobber whipes him forehead as he knows he has a moment to gather himself…

Mark:Lookout… Subway charges at him from behind with a Running Forearm Shot…

Rhino:Lone Jobber didn’t see him coming…

Mark:Subway now grabs Lone Jobber and rams him right in to the wall… Lone Jobber is staggering around and gets knocked back in to the Elevator by Subway and this time Subway gets on the Elevator with Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Our Camera men couldn’t make it in to the ladder but it seems like the elevator is heading towards the lobby…

Mark:We are trying to get our camera men down there right now…

Rhino:It looks like our cameras are in place right now…

Mark:The elevator doors are opening and Lone Jobber is walking out of the Elevator on his own… As Subway is trying to crawl out of the Elevator…

Rhino:It looks like Lone Jobber did a number to Subway in the Elevator…

Mark:Lone Jobber is now grabbing Subway by the hair as they head towards the casino…

Rhino:Things could get real interesting right now…

Mark:Lone Jobber and Subway have entered the Casino here in the MGM Grand Resort… Lone Jobber looks around and throws Subway right on to the Roulette Table…

Rhino:Lone Jobber says he is putting Subway on the line in the bet and I think Lone Jobber said Black 13…

Mark:The wheel is spun.. And wouldn’t you know it… It landed on Black 13…

Rhino:Lone Jobber has the smile of a winner right now… But you cant win the title on the Roulette Wheel…

Mark:Lone Jobber pulls Subway off of the Roulette Table and now grabs him and DDT’s him right on to the floor…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now looking around to find his next target…

Mark:It looks like Lone Jobber is heading to the Blackjack Table… Lone Jobber asks for cards from the dealer…

Rhino:He got a 6 and 7…

Mark:Lone Jobber is deciding on what to do next…

Rhino:Lone Jobber says Hit Me…

Mark:Subway hits Lone Jobber right in the face with a big right hand…

Rhino:I dont think that’s what he wanted when he said hit me…

Mark:No I dont think it was…As Subway now scoops up and slams Lone Jobber down to the floor…

Rhino:Subway is now trying to decide his next move…

Mark:Subway scoops up Lone Jobber and rams him face first in to the slot machine…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is staggering up on to his feet…

Mark:Subway has a stool and he cracks it across the back of Lone Jobber…

Rhino:I think Subway isnt done yet…

Mark:Subway drags Lone Jobber towards the Poker Table… Subway hooks him up… Powerbomb right through the Poker Table!

Rhino:I think that could be it…

Mark:Subway goes for the cover 1……………….2…………3……… That’s it… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and Still EWA Television Champion SUBWAY!

Rhino:Subway retains his title in the Sin City Brawl…

Mark:Tonight wasn’t Lone Jobber’s night… But right now we are going to head back in to the arena to see if this is the Final Match for Doug Kinsella…

Hell in a Cell Match
Shane McMahon vs Doug Kinsella
*If Doug Kinsella Wins, He Enters the Extreme Bowl
*If Doug Kinsella Loses, He Will Leave the EWA

Pa Announcer:This Next Contest is a HELL IN A CELL MATCH… And is set for One Fall… Introducing first… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 230 Pounds… The Vice President of the EWA… SHANE McMAHON!

(“Here Comes The Money” plays as Shane McMahon enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Dayton, Ohio… Weighing in at 241 Pounds… DOUG KINSELLA!

(“Open Your Eyes” plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)

Mark:Shane McMahon is in the ring… Doug Kinsella enters the ring and Shane McMahon quickly goes to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:There is no place for Shane McMhon to go as he is now locked in the Cell with Doug Kinsella…

Mark:Doug Kinsella goes outside of the ring and begins chasing Shane McMahon around the ring…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella really wants a piece of Shane McMahon…

Mark:Shane McMahon slides back in to the ring… Doug Kinsella follows him back in to the ring and Shane McMahon nails him with a baseball slide as he started to slide in to the ring…

Rhino:It seems like Shane McMahon suckered him in…

Mark:Shane McMahon now starts putting the boots to Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:Shane McMahon wants to have Doug Kinsella on his stomach and back as much as he can if he wants to have success and get rid of Doug Kinsella for good here in the EWA…

Mark:Doug Kinsella is making his way back up on to his feet in the corner… Shane McMahon hammers Doug Kinsella with a couple of right hands in the corner… Irish whip by Shane McMahon sending Doug Kinsella in to the farside… Shane McMahon chagres in… Doug Kinsella gets his boot up right in the face of Shane McMahon…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella saw him coming…

Mark:Shane McMahon turns around… Scoop and a slam by Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella asked for this match up and he was the one who said he would put his career on the line in this match up…

Mark:The fans hope and Doug Kinsella is hoping more that this is not his last match up in the EWA…

Rhino:Shane McMahon however wants to this to be Doug Kinsella’s final match up but right now Shane McMahon is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Doug Kinsella hooks up Shane McMahon… Front Face Suplex…Doug Kinsella goes for a cover 1………………2………Kickout by Shane McMahon…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now looking around at the structure as he is now waiting for Shane McMahon to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Doug Kinsella throws Shane McMahon through the middle ropes and to the outside goes Shane McMahon…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella has something in mind as he follows Shane McMahon to the outside of the ring…

Mark:Doug Kinsella now has Shane McMahon… Irish whip by Doug Kinsella sending Shane McMahon right in to the cell…

Rhino:Shane McMahon is staggering around…

Mark:Neckbreaker by Doug Kinsella on the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now eyeing up the cell again as Shane McMahon is slowly back up on his feet…

Mark:Doug Kinsella scoops up Shane McMahon… Doug Kinsella goes to launch Shane McMahon in to the cell but Shane McMahon slides off of his shoulder and Shane McMahon pushes Doug Kinsella right in to the cell…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now staggering around…

Mark:Back Drop by Shane McMahon…

Rhino:Shane McMahon is now looking underneath the ring for something…

Mark:Doug Kinsella is getting back up on to his feet… Shane McMahon has a steel chair… Doug Kinsella turns around… Steel Chair Shot right to the skull of Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:That was one hell of a chair shot by the EWA Vice President…

Mark:Shane McMahon now is looking underneath the ring again…

Rhino:What is he looking for now…

Mark:Shane McMahon has found a barbed wire bat and is now standing over Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:Shane McMahon promised to make Doug Kinsella bleed and I think he is going to do it right here and now…

Mark:Shane McMahon takes bat and drives the barbed wire in to the forehead of Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:He is just ripping open Doug Kinsella’s head with the barbed wire…

Mark:The Blood is now flowing and one of Shane McMahon’s promises is coming true right now as Doug Kinsella is bleeding here tonight inside the Hell in a Cell at Nightmare on EWA Boulevard…

Rhino:Shane McMahon is now waiting for Doug Kinsella to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Doug Kinsella staggers up on to his feet with blood flowing from his forehead… Barbed Wire bat right in to the skull of Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:Shane McMahon looks down at Doug Kinsella and is smiling…

Mark:Shane McMahon covers Doug Kinsella on the outside of the ring… 1…………………….2…………….3……NO! Doug Kinsella gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:That one was too close for Doug Kinsella…

Mark:Shane McMahon rolls Doug Kinsella back in to the ring…

Rhino:Shane is looking underneath the ring again and he has found a table…

Mark:The table is being slid in to the ring by the EWA Vice President…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is losing blood every single second…As Shane McMahon is now setting up the table…

Mark:Doug Kinsella is using the ropes to get back up on to his feet… Right hands by Shane McMahon… Shane McMahon does a little dance and connects with a big right hand knocking Doug Kinsella on to the table…

Rhino:It looks like Shane O Mac is heading to the top rope…

Mark:High risk move coming up…

Rhino:This could backfire on Shane McMahon…

Mark:ELBOW DROP THROUGH THE TABLE!

Rhino:What a move by Shane McMahon…

Mark:Shane McMahon rolls on top of Doug Kinsella after driving him right through the table… As the referee makes the count 1…………………….2……………………………3………………NO! Doug Kinsella got his shoulder up…

Rhino:Shane McMahon can not believe it… He thought he had him right there…

Mark:Shane McMahon thought that was going to be the end of Doug Kinsella in the EWA… But not yet…

Rhino:Shane is heading back to the outside of the ring and is pulling a trashcan out from underneath the ring…

Mark:I think we know what Shane McMahon has up his sleeve now…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is being placed in the corner by the EWA Vice President…

Mark:Shane McMahon wedges the trash can in between the ropes as he has it lined up at the head of Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:A bloody Doug Kinsella looks to be out in the corner…

Mark:Shane McMahon heads to the top rope…

Rhino:The End is near for Doug Kinsella…

Mark:COAST TO COA! NO! DOUG KINSELLA THROWS THE TRASH CAN BACK IN THE FACE OF SHANE MCMAHON!

Rhino:Doug Kinsella just saved his career by avoiding the Coast to Coast…

Mark:Doug Kinsella tries to wipe the blood out of his eyes… As Shane McMahon gets back up on to his feet… Right hands by Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:He is peppering him with shots…

Mark:Swinging Neckbreaker by Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is trying to build up some momentum…

Mark:Shane McMahon gets back up on to his feet… Release German Suplex by Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:Right now things arent looking good for the EWA Vice President…

Mark:Three men are running down to the ring…

Rhino:Its The Mean Street Posse…

Mark:Pete Gas, Rodney and Joey Abs have come down to ringside and are trying to get in to the cell…

Rhino:They are long time friends of Shane McMahon…

Mark:They just used Bolt Cutters to get in to the cell and they are hitting the ring…

Rhino:Shane McMahon always has a backup plan and I think this is it…

Mark:Joey Abs charges at Doug Kinsella… Doug Kinsella nails him with a clothesline…

Rhino:Look out here comes Rodney…

Mack:So long Rodney… As he gets back dropped to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Pete Gas just attacked him from behind…

Mark:Joey Abs and Pete Gas are attacking Doug Kinsella in the corner…

Rhino:Where is Shane McMahon?

Mark:I dont see him at the moment… Joey Abs is holding up Doug Kinsella… Pete Gas charges… Doug Kinsella moves out of the way as Pete Gas just hit Joey Abs with a clothesline…

Rhino:Pete Gas is turning around…

Mark:FINAL ENCOUNTER! To Pete Gas… Joey Abs gets back up on to his feet… FINAL ENCOUNTER! To Joey Abs…

Rhino:Rodney is coming back in to the ring…

Mark:Rodney charges with a clothesline… Ducked by Doug Kinsella… FINAL ENCOUNTER!

Rhino:The Mean Street Posse has been laid out by Doug Kinsella…But where is Shane McMahon…

Mark:Shane McMahon is up on the top of the cell…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella sees that he is and is now heading up to him…

Mark:Doug Kinsella is climbing up the cell to go after Shane McMahon…

Rhino:Shane McMahon is waiting for Doug Kinsella…

Mark:Doug is on top of the cell… Shane McMahon now puts the boots to him…

Rhino:Shane McMahon is now taunting the crowd from the top of the cell…

Mark:Doug Kinsella is back up on his feet… Shane McMahon turns around… Kick to the midsection… FINAL ENCOUNTER!

Rhino:Doug Kinsella lays out Shane McMahon on top of the cell…

Mark:Doug Kinsella isnt done yet though…

Rhino:He has more plans for Shane McMahon… As I think he wants to hit one more Final Encounter…

Mark:Shane McMahon is being pulled back up on to his feet… FINAL EN! NO LOW BLOW!

Rhino:Doug Kinsella went for a second Final Encounter but Shane McMahon hit a low blow as now Shane McMahon is getting himself together…

Mark:Shane McMahon is setting up Doug Kinsella… POWERBOMB NO! OH MY GOD!

Rhino:INCOMING!

Mark:SHANE MCMAHON FLIES OFF THE CELL! RIGHT THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!

Rhino:HOLY SHIT!

Mark:Shane McMahon is not moving folks…

Rhino:This crowd is in shock right now…

Mark:Doug Kinsella is trying to climb down the cell right now…

Rhino:Shane McMahon is hurt… We need some help out here…

Mark:Doug Kinsella is now on the floor and he is now covering Shane McMahon…

Rhino:His career is on the line… He cant settle for a draw… He needs the win…

Mark:The referee counts 1…………….2………….3……. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DOUG KINSELLA!

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is staying in the EWA after defeating Shane McMahon here tonight at Nightmare on EWA Boulevard…

Mark:Doug Kinsella is now heading to the Extreme Bowl… But right now our Medical Staff is attending to Shane McMahon here at ringside…

Rhino:He flew off the cell and landed on our table…

Mark:The EWA Vice President is hurting… Lets send it to a video package now as our medical staff attends to Shane McMahon…

(Video Package)
SIX MEN ENTER
ONE MAN WALKS OUT VICTORIOUS!
IT ONLY HAPPENS ONCE A YEAR!
EXTREME BOWL 2007
FEBRUARY 28th, 2007!
(Video Package Ends)

Mark:The Extreme Bowl is our next Pay Per View Spectacular… The Triple Tier Cage Match with the winner walking out the Number One Contender for the EWA World Title… We have to tell you Shane McMahon has been stretchered out of the arena and taken to a local medical facility…And we hope to have an update on the condition of Shane McMahon on our website eWazone.com… Its now time for our Main Event… As its Spin The Wheel, Make The Deal for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…

EWA World Heavyweight Championship
Spin The Wheel, Make The Deal
Best Two of Three Falls Match
Big Daddy Ace(c) vs Demon Child

Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the SPIN THE WHEEL, MAKE THE DEAL Best Two of Three Falls Match for the EWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP… Introducing first… The Challenger…From Parts Unknown…Weighing in at 269 Pounds… DEMON CHILD!

(“Voodoo” plays as Demon Child enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Boston, Mass…Weighing in at 259 Pounds… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… BIG DADDY ACE!

(“Riot Maker” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)

Mark:Well we are about to find out what the first fall will be… As we now spin the wheel…

(Wheel Spins)

Rhino:Street Fight!

Mark:There they go… Demon Child attacks Big Daddy Ace with a few right hands… Big Daddy Ace comes back with a couple of right hands of his own…

Rhino:They are trading shots back and forth right now in the center of the ring…

Mark:Demon Child gets sent in to the ropes by Big Daddy Ace… Demon Child comes off the ropes… Hip toss by Big Daddy Ace… Demon Child gets back up on to his feet… Ace scoops him up and slams him straight down to the canvas…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace drops an elbow right down on to Demon Child…

Mark:The EWA World Champion now continues to hammer in shots on the challenger… Big Daddy Ace hooks up Demon Child and connects with a vertical suplex…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now going to the outside of the ring and is looking for some sort of weapon from underneath the ring…

Mark:Ace throws a trashcan full of weapons in to the ring… Demon Child is back up on to his feet… Big Daddy Ace grabs a pool stick and cracks Demon Child across the back…

Rhino:Demon Child is down to his knees…

Mark:Pool Stick across the skull of Demon Child…

Rhino:That’s a hell of a shot right there…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace goes for the cover on Demon Child 1…………………….2………..Demon Child gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now looking in the trash can for something…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace pulls out a steel chain and wraps it around his fist… Demon Child gets up on to his feet… Big Right Hand by Big Daddy Ace with the steel chain wrapped around his fist…

Rhino:That was a huge right hand…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace has the steel chain and begins to choke the life out of Demon Child…

Rhino:The referee is trying to step in and get Big Daddy Ace off of Demon Child…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace now whips Demon Child in to the ropes… Powerslam by the EWA World Heavyweight Champion… Big Daddy Ace goes for the cover 1……………………2……………Kickout again by Demon Child…

Rhino:Demon Child is slowly getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace now charges with a clothesline… Demon Child ducks the clothesline… Big Daddy Ace gets turned around… Kick to the midsection… DDT by Demon Child…

Rhino:Demon Child is now dumping all of the weapons out and now picks up the trash can…

Mark:Trash Can across the back of the EWA World Heavyweight Champion… Demon Child goes for a cover 1………………..2………………Kickout by Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:Demon Child is now looking at the pile of weapons…

Mark:Demon Child has a cooking sheet as he waits for Big Daddy Ace to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:I wonder if that is Lone Jobber’s Cooking Sheet from his Cookin with Jobby segment on his TV Show, KJOB TV…

Mark:I dont think it will be able to be used after that vicious shot from Demon Child to the skull of the EWA World Champion… Demon Child goes for the cover 1………………………2…………………Kickout by Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:Demon Child rolls to the outside of the ring and is bringing a chair back in to the ring with him…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is slowly getting back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Demon Child has the chair…

Mark:Demon swings the chair… Big Daddy Ace ducks the chair shot…A couple of right hands by Big Daddy Ace as he backs Demon Child in to the corner… Irish whip by Big Daddy Ace sending Demon Child in to the corner…

Rhino:Demon Child is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:SPEAR! IN TO A CHAIR SHOT!

Rhino:Demon Child grabbed the chair and he swung it right at a charging Big Daddy Ace…

Mark:Demon Child goes for the cover on Big Daddy Ace 1………………….2……………….3…….. Demon Gets The Fall!

Pa Announcer:The winner of the Fall DEMON CHILD!

Rhino:The wheel is now being spun for the second fall of this match up…

(Wheel Spins)

Rhino:Submission Match!

Mark:Demon Child goes right after Big Daddy Ace as he goes to lock in the figure four leg lock…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace was just starting to recover from the chair shot and now he has to deal with the Figure Four from Demon Child…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace gets to the ropes as the referee steps in to break up the hold…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is pulling himself to the corner…

Mark:Right hands by Demon Child.. Demon Child puts Big Daddy Ace up on the top rope…

Rhino:Demon Child is setting him up for a superplex…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace blocks… Front Face Suplex from the middle rope by the EWA World Champion…

Rhino:This is now giving Big Daddy Ace a chance to recover…

Mark:Demon Child is getting back up on to his feet… Big Daddy Ace grabs the leg of Demon Child… Dragon Screw Leg Whip by the EWA World Champion…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now dragging Demon Child towards the edge of the ring…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace slides to the outside of the ring and now he rams Demon Child’s leg across the side of the ring…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is working over the leg of Demon Child as he rams it in to the ring again…

Mark:Demon Child trying to get back up on to his feet… From behind Big Daddy Ace clips the right leg of Demon Child…

Rhino:Demon Child is in some pain right now…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks up Demon Child… Boston Crab is locked in on the Challenger…

Rhino:Demon Child is trying to fight to the ropes…

Mark:Ace is driving his weight on to the back of Demon Child but Demon Child is able to get to the ropes…

Rhino:Demon Child is now struggling to his feet…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace now waits for Demon Child to get back up on to his feet… Ace tries to kick the leg out from underneath Demon Child… Demon Child moved out of the way…

Rhino:He saw him coming…

Mark:Crossface! By Demon Child…

Rhino:Demon wants Big Daddy Ace to tap out so Demon Child can win his first World Championship…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is trying to fight his way to the ropes…

Rhino:Demon Child is trying to keep him away…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is looking like his going to tap out… No he grabs the ropes instead as he now has to break up the hold…

Rhino:Demon Child is back up on to his feet but is favoring his right leg…

Mark:Demon Child now whips Big Daddy Ace in to the ropes… Big Daddy Ace leap frogs over Demon Child… Demon Child turns around… SPEAR!

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now looking at a fallen Demon Child…

Mark:Sharpshooter! By the EWA World Champion…

Rhino:Will Demon Child tap out?

Mark:Demon Child is trying to crawl to the ropes…

Rhino:He is getting close…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace walks him back in to the center of the ring… Demon Taps Out!

Pa Announcer:The winner of the Second Fall BIG DADDY ACE!

Rhino:We are all tied up at One Fall a Piece… As we now spin the wheel for the final fall…

(Wheel Spins)

Rhino:CAGE MATCH!

Mark:The Steel Cage is coming down around the ring…

Rhino:Demon Child is favoring his right leg as he tries to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace just slid a table in to the ring before the cage was fully in place…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace now going after Demon Child in the corner…

Mark:Chops across the chest by Big Daddy Ace… Demon Child gets whipped in to the corner… But Demon Child’s leg gives out on him…

Rhino:Demon Child is in so much pain right now…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace now going after Demon Child… Demon Child gets up… DEMON DROP!

Rhino:Demon Child suckered Big Daddy Ace in and hit his move…

Mark:Demon Child goes for a cover 1……………………………..2…………………….3……..NO! Big Daddy Ace got his shoulder up…

Rhino:Demon Child thought he had him right there…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is staggering back up on to his feet… Demon Child scoops him up and throws him face first in to the steel cage…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace’s head bounced right off the cage…

Mark:Demon Child now hooks up Big Daddy Ace for a suplex and he throws him in to the cage…

Rhino:The EWA World Champion is in trouble…

Mark:Demon Child now goes for the cover 1…………………………2………………..3………NO! Big Daddy Ace kicks out again…

Rhino:Demon Child is getting really frustrated…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is staggering up on to his feet… Demon Child goes for it… DEMON DROP! NO! Big Daddy Ace shoves him off right in to the cage…

Rhino:Demon Child is staggering around…

Mark:SPEAR!

Rhino:That could be it if Big Daddy Ace could make the cover…

Mark:Demon Child is staggering back up on his feet before Ace could go for the cover… Kick to the midsection… ACE CRUSHER!

Rhino:That could be it right here and now as Big Daddy Ace is seconds away from ending Demon Child’s chances of winning the EWA World Title…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks the leg 1…………………..2……………………..3……….NO! Demon Child gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:How in the world did he kick out?

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is one the one who is frustrated…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now opening up the table he slid in to the ring before the cage was in place…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now setting Demon Child up on the top rope…Big Daddy Ace climbs the ropes… Demon Child knocks him right off the top rope…

Rhino:Demon Child is now climbing up the side of the cage…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is climbing up the cage as well…

Rhino:Both men are brawling on the top of the cage…

Mark:Both men want to be EWA World Heavyweight Champion…

Rhino:Demon Child just caught Big Daddy Ace with a big right hand…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace fires back one of his own…

Rhino:They are trading shots back and forth on top of the cage… That’s not a good place to be…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace grabs the head of Demon Child… Demon Child grabs the head of Big Daddy Ace… HOLY SHIT! BOTH MEN JUST DRILLED EACH OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE THROUGH THE TABLE!

Rhino:I have never seen that before…

Mark:Neither man is moving right now…

Rhino:The referee is counting both men down right now…

Mark:Six…Seven… Neither man is moving… Eight… Nine… TEN! ITS OVER?!?

Rhino:What is going on?

Mark:Who is the EWA World Heavyweight Champion?

Rhino:Right now both men are starting to move but it is way to late…

Mark:Everyone wants to know the decision and here is the referee’s call…

Pa Announcer:Ladies and Gentlemen… The referee has Counted Both Men Out… Making this Contest… A DRAW!

Rhino:A Draw?

Mark:This is unbelieveable…

Rhino:Who is the EWA World Heavyweight Champion? Demon Child or Big Daddy Ace?

Mark:With Shane McMahon in the hospital who can make this deci…

(“Sober” by Tool begins to play over the PA System)

Rhino:Are you Kidding Me?

Mark:ITS… ITS ROB PARKS!

Rhino:The Owner of the EWA is here…

Mark:Rob Parks is dressed in a fancy suit… And he has a microphone in his hand… I guess we are going to hear from the Owner of the EWA…

Rob Parks:The years just seem to creep by don’t they boys? Every year we gain another mountain of stress, sorrows, and some even experience achievements. Tonight two competitors went through their own experiences, and by taking each other to the extreme they have broken their own caged animal. Demon Child, you have grown ten fold since your birth in the EWA. Hanging on to that mountain of EWA success like it was your own security blanket, but lets not beat the pre-puberty jokes like a dead mule anymore. Demon Child you have proved to be a .. … .. valuable asset to this company. Big Daddy Ace..just the name right there goes hand-in-hand with winning matches and setting bars. Ace you ran with a group that could’ve been called the second most dominate force, and then you sky rocketed once you decided you were the only Big Time Player ..or how ever you cool fresh G-funkabees want to say it now these days. Now ….I didn’t come to start no trouble…but after my bears do a little Super Bowl Shuffle. I’m contracting a bunch of jets, and I am bringing all the EWA family down to sunny Miami, Florida. When do you ask? February 28th, I will answer, and then you will ask, “What’s so special about February 28th?” Then I will laugh jovially “Ha Ha Ha”, and say, “What’s so special about February 28th?” Well my EWA friends and family that’s when Mr. Demon Child here, and Mr. Big Daddy Ace will stand once again in that fucking ring, but this time the winner will be…LAST MAN STANDING! Winner takes all boys see you in the MIA.

Mark:DEMON CHILD… BIG DADDY ACE… ONE MORE TIME! AT EXTREME BOWL 2007! SEE YOU IN MIAMI! GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!

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