Saturday Night Torture 03-10-07
Mark:Welcome everyone to Baltimore, Maryland for tonights Saturday Night Torture… And what a line up we have for everyone here tonight…
Rhino:The Ultimate X Returns to the EWA… As the EWA Television Championship will be on the line…
Mark:Yes it will as Doug Kinsella defends against The Extreme Enigma Jeff Hardy…
Rhino:Doug is looking to have a big night here tonight…
Mark:Yes he is… As he will be fighting in the Tag Team Invitational with the winning team competing for the EWA Tag Team Titles…
Rhino:You have Doug Kinsella and Carlito… The Voodoo Kin Mafia… Dr. Cube’s Posse…
Mark:Also Buck Diamondback and Chaos… Along with Degeneration X…
Rhino:Plus who knows who else will show up in the match up…
Mark:Tonight is going to be real interesting… So lets not waste anytime as we get set for our opening contest…
Lone Jobber vs Kempo
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… From the Burmese Border… Weighing in at 342 Pounds… KEMPO!
(“Nobody’s Listening” plays as Kempo enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From The Slaughter House… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… LONE JOBBER!
(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Lone Jobber and Kempo go face to face in the center of the ring… Lone Jobber with a couple of right hands to Kempo… Kempo comes back with a couple of forearms back to the side of the head of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Those shots are rocking the side of Lone Jobber as he is being backed up in to the corner…
Mark:Discus Elbow right to the head of Lone Jobber in the corner… Kempo now whips Lone Jobber in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Roundhouse Kick by Kempo laying out Lone Jobber… Heres the quick cover 1…………………..2…………..Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Kempo now hooks up Lone Jobber with a double underhook and begins choking the life out of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Kempo is really locking in the chokehold in on Lone Jobber…
Mark:Lone Jobber gets towards the ropes and the choke hold needs to be broken by Kempo…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is holding on to his neck as he tries to shake it off…
Mark:Kempo scoops up Lone Jobber and slams him straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Kempo is climbing up to the top rope…
Mark:Double Stomp from the top rope by Kempo…As he stomps right on the chest of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:The wind got knocked out of Lone Jobber there…
Mark:Kempo goes for the cover 1……………………2…………………Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is using the ropes to get back up to his feet…
Mark:Kempo whips Lone Jobber in to the ropes… Kempo ducks his head… Lone Jobber puts on the breaks… Kick to the midsection… DDT by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber saw that Kempo ducked his head and was able to counter it in to a DDT…
Mark:Lone Jobber falls on top of Kempo 1…………………2………….Kickout by Kempo…
Rhino:Kempo is getting back up on to his feet… Lone Jobber is back up as well…
Mark:Kempo goes for a striking right hand… Lone Jobber ducks and now opens up with a couple of right hands of his own…
Rhino:The big man is rocking backwards…
Mark:Lone Jobber whips him in to the corner… Running Splash by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Kempo is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Lone Jobbber goes for a spin heel kick… Kempo catches him…
Rhino:Kempo caught Lone Jobber in mid air…
Mark:Side Walk Slam by Kempo driving Lone Jobber right in to the mat…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now in trouble…
Mark:Kempo goes for the cover 1…………………………2……………………3…….NO! Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was really close…
Mark:Kempo lines him up… ONG BAK! NO! Lone Jobber ducked…
Rhino:He went for his version of the Shinning Wizard… Lone Jobber saw it coming…
Mark:Lone Jobber kicks Kempo in the midsection… THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:Lone Jobber hit it…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks the leg 1…………………..2……………….3……… HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LONE JOBBER!
Rhino:Lone Jobber keeps his momentum building after winning the Extreme Bowl…
Mark:Lone Jobber is one of two challengers… For the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Next Tuesday, March 20… At Tuesday Night Carnage… Right now we are going to see if the EWA World Champion can keep his role…
Demon Child vs Megumi Kudo
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Koshigaya, Japan… Weighing in at 132 Pounds… MEGUMI KUDO!
(“Battle without Honor or Humanity” plays as Megumi Kudo enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 269 Pounds… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… DEMON CHILD!
(“Voodoo” plays as Demon Child enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Both Megumi Kudo and Demon Child are locking up in the center of the ring…Demon Child nails Megumi Kudo with a couple of right hands…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo comes back with a couple of forearm shots right to the head of Demon Child…
Mark:Megumi Kudo whips Demon Child in to the ropes… Megumi Kudo goes for a clothesline… Demon Child ducks… Clothesline to the back of the head by the EWA World Heavyweight Champion to Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Isnt it strange to be saying Demon Child EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:It is strange to say it… But it is reality right now… As Demon Child now comes off the ropes… Running Leg Drop right to the back of the head of Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:All Two Hundred and Sixty Nine Pounds were just dropped right on the back of Megumi Kudo’s head…
Mark:Demon Child goes for a cover 1…………………….2……………..Megumi Kudo gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Demon Child is now waiting for Megumi Kudo to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Demon Child whips Megumi Kudo in to the ropes… High Back Body Drop…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo went high in the air…
Mark:Demon Child now picking up Megumi Kudo by her hair and just throws her in to the corner…
Rhino:Demon Child is backing up to gain a full head of steam…
Mark:Running Clothesline… Missed… As Megumi Kudo moved out of the way…
Rhino:She saw Demon Child coming…
Mark:Hard kick right to the side of the head of Demon Child… Demon Child is staggering around… Spin Heel Kick by Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:She took the EWA World Champion off of his feet…
Mark:Megumi Kudo goes for the cover 1……………………….2…………………..Kickout by Demon Child…
Rhino:Demon Child is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Megumi Kudo whips Demon Child in to the ropes… Reversal by Demon Child… Megumi Kudo comes off the ropes… Powerslam by Demon Child…
Rhino:The EWA World Champion drilled him in to the mat…
Mark:Demon Child goes for the cover on Megumi Kudo 1…………………….2…………………. Megumi Kudo gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:There are a couple of people coming down to the ring right now…
Mark:That’s Animal and Heidenreich…
Rhino:Animal is up on the apron…
Mark:The referee is distracted… Clothesline by Heidenreich to Demon Child…
Rhino:Heidenreich laid out the EWA World Champion…
Mark:Heidenreich and Animal are now leaving the ringside area…
Rhino:The damage has already been done…
Mark:Megumi Kudo goes for the cover on Demon Child 1……………………….2……………………….3….NO! Demon Child gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo thought she had him…
Mark:Demon Child is staggering up in the corner… Megumi Kudo is now hooking up Demon Child… Tornado DDT! NO! Demon Child shoves Megumi Kudo off of him and she goes crashing in to the mat…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is staggering up on to her feet…
Mark:DEMON DROP! NO! Megumi Kudo shoves him off in to the ropes…Demon Child comes off the ropes… Flying Back Elbow by Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is now heading to the top rope now after laying out the EWA World Champion…
Mark:Megumi Kudo is getting herself setup on the top rope…
Rhino:Demon Child is back up…
Mark:Demon Child knocks the top rope and Megumi Kudo crotches the top rope…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is now in trouble…
Mark:DEMON DROP! FROM THE TOP ROPE!
Rhino:That’s gonna be it…
Mark:Demon Child hooks the leg of Megumi Kudo 1…………………………….2………………………….3……….ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DEMON CHILD!
Rhino:Demon Child just took out a former EWA World Champion…
Mark:Demon Child will have to defend the EWA World Championship against Lone Jobber and Doug Kinsella at Tuesday Night Carnage…Lets get back to our next contest…
Chained Purification
Subway vs Jarrod Knox
*To Win You Must Chain Up Your Opponent and then Purify him by dumping Blood on them.
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Chained Purification Match… Introducing first… From Queens, New York… Weighing in at 268 Pounds… JARROD KNOX!
(“The Sickness” plays as Jarrod Knox enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Wildwood, New Jersey… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… The X-Core Soldier SUBWAY!
(“Hits From The Bong” plays in the arena…)
Rhino:Where is Subway?
Mark:I have no idea… We are getting a camera in the backstage area…
Rhino:There is Subway…
Mark:But he isnt heading to the ring…
Rhino:Where is he going?
Mark:Subway just knocked the camera man down and he is leaving the arena…
Rhino:Something is going on in Subway’s World and I guess he doesn’t have time to compete here tonight…
Mark:Jarrod Knox I guess wont be competing… WHAT THE HELL!
Rhino:What in the world is going on?
Mark:This mystery man just jumped Jarrod Knox in the ring…
Rhino:Who is that?
Mark:I am being told that this man’s name is “The Exterminator” known as Halo…
Rhino:This man looks impressive…
Mark:Death Valley Driver by Halo driving Jarrod Knox right in to the canvas…
Rhino:Halo has made his debut in the EWA and Jarrod Knox felt his wrath…
Mark:It looks like he has… As we now get set for the Cutting Edge…
(“Pride” begins to play in the arena…)
Rhino:Where are they?
Mark:I have no idea…
Rhino:There were questions to whether or not Rated RKO would be here after what happened at the Extreme Bowl…
Mark:Edge took a big fall at the Bowl… So we will…
(“Break it Down” plays as Shawn Michaels and Triple H enter the arena…)
Rhino:Its DX!
Mark:Triple H and Shawn Michaels with smiles on their faces are now entering the ring where the Cutting Edge Set has been setup…
HHH:Baltimore… Im so sorry…I hate to be the bearer of bad news…(starts “crying”) But… I have to come out here and say…(Begins to “Cry” even more)
HBK:Its alright Hunter… I know you are taking this really hard…
HHH:Its just… I was(Continues to “Cry”)
Rhino:What is Triple H so upset about?
HBK:Compose yourself Hunter…
HHH:But I cant(Continues to “Cry”)
HBK:Well the news is tough… But I guess I will get through it for the both of us…
Rhino:What are they talking about?
Mark:Hell if I know…
HBK:You see… We hate to inform everyone…But Rated RKO arent here tonight…
(Triple H “cries” loud)
Rhino:I Guess the rumors were true that Edge was too hurt to be here tonight…
HBK:You see… They were suppose to come out here tonight and interview the winners of the Extreme Bowl…But that wont happen tonight…
HHH:(Wipes “Tears”)No it wont happen here tonight.. But you see… With Saddness… Brings Joy…We shed a tear over Rated RKO not showing up here tonight… But… We will rejoice in knowing that in just a little while… Shawn and I will compete in the Tag Team Invitational… And we will become the Number One Contenders for the EWA Tag Team Titles…
HBK:You gotta also rejoice in the fact that at Tuesday Night Carnage… After we win the Number One Contendership tonight… That we will walk out the NEW EWA Tag Team Champions!
Crowd:DX…DX…DX!
HHH:Rated RKO… Rest your voices… Rest your Bodies… But once we become the Number One Contenders… You will say your last rites to the EWA Tag Team Titles… And if your not DOWN WITH THAT… WE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA!
Crowd:SUCK IT!
(“Break it Down” plays as DX leaves the ring…)
Mark:DX says they are going to win the Tag Team Invitational here tonight… We will see… Because it is now time to see if it will come true…
Tag Team Invitational
(All Tag Teams Eligible To Compete)
*The Winning Team will be the Number One Contenders for the EWA Tag Team Titles
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Tag Team Invitational… With the winning team earning a shot at the EWA Tag Team Championship…Introducing first… Team Number One… The Team of BUCK DIAMONDBACK and CHAOS!
(“Killing in the Name Of” plays as Buck Diamondback and Chaos enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… The Team of BG James and Kip James… VOODOO KIN MAFIA!
(“Bounty Hunters” plays as VKM enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and the tag team invitational is underway… BG James hooks up with Buck Diamondback as he knocks him back in to the ropes with right hands… BG James whips Buck Diamondback in to the ropes… Diamondback comes off the ropes… Hip toss by BG James…
Rhino:Buck Diamondback is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:A couple of right hands by Buck Diamondback to the midsection as BG James came at him… Diamondback grabs BG James and rams him in to the corner…
Rhino:Buck is driving his shoulder right in to the ribs of BG James…
Mark:Buck Diamondback now tags in Chaos… Both men whip BG James off in to the ropes… Double Flapjack to BG James…
Rhino:Buck Diamondback and Chaos just drove all of the air right out of BG James…
Mark:Chaos goes for the cover 1……………..2……………. Kip James comes in and pulls him off of BG James…
Rhino:Kip knew his partner was in trouble so he came in and broke up the pin…
Mark:Chaos now with a couple of shots to the ribs of BG James… As he scoops him up and slams him straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Chaos is now putting the boots to BG James…
Mark:Chaos now backs up and comes off the ropes… Big Splash… No… Bg James got his knees up…
Rhino:BG James is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:BG James whips Chaos in to the corner…
Rhino:Kip James gets the tag…
Mark:Kip and BG James whip Chaos in to the ropes… Double Hip Toss by the Voodoo Kin Mafia…
Rhino:VKM are looking to take control of this contest…
Mark:Kip James now takes Chaos and hooks him up with a vertical suplex…
Rhino:Kip is really putting the boots to Chaos right now…
Mark:Buck Diamondback wants in this match up right now… As BG James gets the tag in…
Rhino:VKM is hooking up Chaos…
Mark:Buck Diamondback comes in to the ring and nails VKM with a double clothesline from behind…
Rhino:He didn’t want his partner to take the double suplex…
Mark:The referee is trying to get Buck Diamondback out of the ring…
Rhino:Buck is not leaving the ring peacefully…
Mark:Chaos goes for a clothesline on BG James… BG ducks… Kicks Chaos right in the midsection… Famasser! By Kip James…
Rhino:That could be it right there…
Mark:BG James knocks Buck Diamondback off the apron… Kip James goes for the cover 1……………………2…………3…… HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Buck Diamondback and Chaos have been Eliminated!
Rhino:Who will be the next team?
(“Cant Touch This” plays as Camera Chaos enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Introducing the next participants… Ned Tesseract… Jay Jixhel… CAMERA CHAOS!
Mark:Ned and Jay are coming out to the ring and they are looking to fight…
Rhino:Lone Jobber entered them in the Invitational and lets see what they got…
Mark:Ned and Jay are trying to shake the hands of BG James and Kip James…
Rhino:Kip and BG are confused…
Mark:Kip and BG shake hands with Ned and Jay…
Rhino:Ned and Jay seem happy about that…
Mark:Now Kip and BG tell Ned and Jay to suck it…
Rhino:They arent happy about that…
Mark:Ned and Jay charge at Kip and BG… Kip and BG duck the double clothesline… Double right hands by Voodo Kin Mafia as they are just hammering in on Camera Chaos…
Rhino:Ned and Jay are being backed up in to the ropes…
Mark:Double Irish Whip… Both members of Camera Chaos come off the ropes… Double Clothesline by VKM…
Rhino:Camera Chaos are staggering back up on to their feet…
Mark:BG James hooks up Jay Jixhel… Pump Handle Slam!
Rhino:Kip James just tossed Ned Tesseract over the top rope and to the floor he goes…
Mark:BG James hooks the leg 1……………………….2……………….3……….. HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Camera Chaos has been Eliminated!
Rhino:Who is next?
(“Open Your Eyes” plays as Doug Kinsella and Carlito enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Introducing the next participants… DOUG KINSELLA and CARLITO!
Rhino:Well Doug Kinsella’s long night begins right now…
Mark:Carlito will go at it with BG James… Lefts by Carlito as the South Paw backs BG James up in to the ropes… Hard Chop right across the chest by Carlito…
Rhino:Hard shot right across the chest…
Mark:BG James now gets sent in to the ropes by Carlito… Carlito with a flying back elbow… Carlito goes for a cover 1……………………….2…………………BG James kicks out…
Rhino:Carlito tags in Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Double Suplex by Carlito and Kinsella to BG James… Kinsella rolls on top of BG James 1…………….2…… Kickout by BG James…
Rhino:Kinsella is now waiting for BG James to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:A couple of shots right underneath the jaw by Doug Kinsella who now whips BG James in to the corner… Kinsella comes charging in… Running Clothesline… No! BG James gets the boots up in the face of Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:BG staggers towards his corner and tags in Kip James…
Mark:Kip James with a clothesline to knock down Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Carlito is coming in to the ring…
Mark:Back Body Drop by Kip James and now Carlito is rolling to the outside of the ring after the back drop…
Rhino:Kip James is starting to get on a little roll…
Mark:Kip James whips Doug Kinsella in to the ropes… Powerslam by Kip James… As he now goes for the cover 1………………….2……………. Carlito comes back in to break it up…
Rhino:BG James is back in the ring…
Mark:Kip James is backing Doug Kinsella up in to the corner…
Rhino:BG is charging at Carlito…
Mark:Carlito ducks and pulls down the top rope and BG James goes over the top rope and to the floor hard…
Rhino:Kip is about to setup Doug Kinsella…
Mark:BACKCRACKER! By Carlito!
Rhino:Kip James is staggering…
Mark:FINAL ENCOUNTER! Doug Kinsella hooks the leg 1………………2……………….3…… HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:The Voodoo Kin Mafia has been Eliminated!
Rhino:Who is coming out now?
(“My Heart Goes Boom” plays as L&LL Express enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Introducing the next participants… From West Hollywood, Ca…LODI AND LENNY LANE!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella and Carlito are looking at Lenny and Lodi…
Mark:Lodi and Lenny have a sparkle in their eyes right now…
Rhino:They are moving closer to Doug Kinsella and Carlito…
Mark:Doug Kinsella and Carlito are backing up a little… Double Spit Shot right to the face of Lenny and Lodi…
Rhino:I dont think that was the first time that Lenny and Lodi had stuff spit in their faces…
Mark:No I dont think so… And I guess Doug Kinsella and Carlito didn’t think they were cool… As they whip Lenny and Lodi in to the ropes… Double Dropkick to Lenny and Lodi by Kinsella and Carlito…
Rhino:Both Lenny and Lodi are staggering up on to their feet…
Mark:Carlito goes behind Lodi… Backcracker! Final Encounter!
Rhino:Doug took out Lenny… Lodi was taken out by Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Doug Kinsella hooks the leg 1………………..2…………..3………. HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Lenny and Lodi have Been Eliminated!
Rhino:We only have a couple of teams left… Who is it going to be?
(“Break it Down” plays as Degeneration X enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Introducing the next Participants… Representing Degeneration X… The Game TRIPLE H and The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!
Rhino:What is going on?
Mark:Triple H and Shawn Michaels are coming out… But there is Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Why is he out here?
Mark:Lone Jobber is talking with Triple H…
Rhino:Triple H and Lone Jobber were former World Tag Team Champions…
Mark:Triple H just told Lone Jobber to suck it and Lone Jobber is walking away…
Rhino:Guess Lone Jobber doesn’t have the partner he thought he was going to have…
Mark:I guess not… But right now Carlito and Shawn Michaels are exchanging shots right now…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella and Triple H are exchanging right hands as well…
Mark:Carlito charges at Shawn Michaels… Shawn Michaels ducks and now Carlito is up in the ropes… Shawn Michaels connects with a clothesline sending Carlito over the top rope and to the floor he goes…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels skins the cat back in to the ring…
Mark:Triple H is now backing Doug Kinsella in to the corner…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now being told to get out of the ring as the referee restores some order…
Mark:Triple H with a couple of chops to the chest of Doug Kinsella… Vertical Suplex by Triple H… The Game now comes off the ropes… Big Knee right to the face with Doug Kinsella down on the mat…
Rhino:Doug is checking on his nose right now…
Mark:Triple H with a cover 1…………………2………….. Kickout by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:After the Invitational is over… Doug Kinsella wont have much time as he will have to compete in the Ultimate X Match…
Mark:Triple H now holds Doug Kinsella wide open as he tags in Shawn Michaels…Hard kick right to the midsection of Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is staggering around the ring…
Mark:A Scoop and a Slam by Shawn Michaels… Big Stomp right to the face of the EWA Television Champion…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is checking his nose again…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now backing Doug Kinsella up in to the corner…Irish Whip by Shawn Michaels sending Doug Kinsella in to the corner… Kinsella comes staggering out of the corner… Hip Toss by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is back up in the corner… Shawn Michaels comes charging in… Doug Kinsella gets the boot up in the face of Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is staggering around…
Mark:Doug Kinsella grabs him by the hair and Doug Kinsella tags in Carlito… Carlito now scoops up Shawn Michaels… Shoulderbreaker by Carlito…
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Carlito goes for a cover 1……………….2…………… Kickout by Shawn Michaels… Carlito now working over the back of Shawn Michaels and he drives his knee right in to the back of Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:We know Shawn Michaels history with back problems…
Mark:Carlito hooks up Shawn Michaels… Backbreaker by Carlito… As here is another cover 1…………………2…………. Shawn Michaels kicks out…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella gets the tag back in from Carlito…
Mark:Kinsella and Carlito whip Shawn Michaels in to the ropes… Double Spinebuster by Carlito and Kinsella…
Rhino:They are working well as a tag team right now…
Mark:Doug Kinsella goes for a cover 1……………………….2………………..3… NO! Shawn Michaels gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Doug Kinsella now hooks up Shawn Michaels… Hangmans Neckbreaker by Doug Kinsella… Heres a cover again on Shawn Michaels 1……………………2…………………Kickout again by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Carlito is getting tagged back in…
Mark:Carlito scoops up and slams Shawn Michaels down to the canvas… Carlito now charges in to the ropes… Springboard Moonsault! No Shawn Michaels moved out of the way…
Rhino:Carlito hit the mat hard…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is trying to crawl to the corner right now…
Rhino:Triple H is reaching out for the tag…
Mark:Theres the tag… Triple H is in the ring and hammers Carlito with straight right hands knocking him down to the mat…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is back in to the ring…
Mark:Triple H ducks the clothesline… Neckbreaker by Triple H to Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Carlito is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H whips him in to the ropes… Running High Knee by Triple H laying out Carlito…
Rhino:Carlito is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H hooks up Carlito… Spinebuster!
Rhino:Carlito is in trouble…
Mark:Triple H with the cover 1……………………….2………….. Doug Kinsella comes in to the ring and breaks it up…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is back in the ring…
Mark:Michaels and Kinsella are exchanging right hands…
Rhino:Triple H is waiting for Carlito to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels gets sent out of the ring by Doug Kinsella through the middle ropes…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella now going behind Triple H…
Mark:Triple H is hooking up Carlito… No… Doug Kinsella spins him around… FINAL ENCOUNTER!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Carlito falls on top of Triple H 1……………………2……………………..3………….NO! Shawn Michaels made the save…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella charges at Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Shawn Michaels gets clotheslined over the top rope and Doug Kinsella goes over the top rope as well…
Rhino:Triple H is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Carlito has him lined up… BACKCRACKER! NO! Triple H held on to the ropes…
Rhino:Carlito fell back hard on to the mat…
Mark:Triple H now hooks up Carlito as he got back up on to his feet… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:He could have him right here…
Mark:Heres the cover on Carlito 1………………………2……………….3……….. HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Doug Kinsella and Carlito have been Eliminated!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels held on to Doug Kinsella’s leg as he tried getting back in to the ring…
(“Crazy Eights” plays as Megumi Kudo and Bad Boy Hido enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Introducing the final Participants… Representing The Crazy Eights… MEGUMI KUDO and BAD BOY HIDO!
Rhino:The new team of the Crazy Eights are being represented here by Megumi Kudo and Bad Boy Hido…
Mark:Bad Boy Hido and Megumi Kudo are starring down DX right now…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo just motioned to the back…
Mark:Here come the rest of the Crazy Eights…Its Lord Humongous… Avatar… The Legion of Doom… Along with Dr. Cube and Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle…
Rhino:All of the Crazy Eights are surrounding the ring…
Mark:And here they are in the ring and its an 8 on 2 Brawl…
Rhino:DX is doing their best to fight it off…
Mark:The numbers are catching up with DX now… As they are getting beaten down by the Crazy Eights…
Rhino:It looks like The Crazy Eights are going to become the Number One Contenders for the EWA Tag Team Titles…
Mark:What the hell… Its VKM!
Rhino:What are they doing out here…
Mark:The Voodoo Kin Mafia are now attacking the Crazy Eights…
Rhino:They are attacking the six men who arent in this match up…
Mark:BG and Kip are trying to get them up the ramp…
Rhino:Some of the Crazy Eights are following… But what is that all about?
Mark:I have no idea… But Megumi Kudo is up on the top rope…
Rhino:She has Shawn Michaels lined up…
Mark:Moonsault! NO! Shawn Michaels moved out of the way…
Rhino:Bad Boy Hido just got back dropped over the top rope and to the floor he goes…
Mark:Megumi Kudo staggers up on to her feet… SWEET CHIN MUSIC! Shawn Michaels hooks the leg…
Rhino:The Crazy Eights are running back down to the ring…
Mark:Cover 1……………….2……………3………. HE GOT HER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners DEGENERATION X!
Rhino:DX survived the Tag Team Invitational…
Mark:But what was up with The Voodoo Kin Mafia helping out DX like that…
Rhino:I have no idea…
Mark:There is a stare down from DX to VKM who is standing on the entrance ramp… What is that situation all about? We will have to see… But the Ultimate X is about to return as we now get set for our Main Event…
EWA Television Championship Ultimate X Match
Doug Kinsella(c) vs Jeff Hardy
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the ULTIMATE X MATCH and is for the EWA Television Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Cameron, North Carolina… Weighing in at 215 Pounds…JEFF HARDY!
(“2Xtreme” plays as Jeff Hardy enters the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Dayton, Ohio… Weighing in at 241 Pounds… The EWA Television Champion… DOUG KINSELLA!
(“Open Your Eyes” Plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)
Rhino:Doug Kinsella wrestled just a few minutes ago in the Tag Team Invitational so you have to wonder how much he has in his tank right now…
Mark:Jeff Hardy nails Doug Kinsella with a couple of right hands… Jeff Hardy backs Doug Kinsella up in to the ropes… Irish whip sending him off in to the farside… Kinsella comes off the ropes… Back Elbow by Jeff Hardy…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is getting back up in the corner…
Mark:Hardy mounts Doug Kinsella and hammers him with right hands…
Rhino:The fans are counting along…
Mark:Jeff Hardy is up to seven… And now grabs the Cables hanging above the ring… And he swings and nails Doug Kinsella with a dropkick…
Rhino:Innovative move right there by Jeff Hardy…
Mark:Doug Kinsella staggers out of the corner… Scoop Slam by Jeff Hardy…
Rhino:Jeff Hardy is climbing up to the top rope…
Mark:Jeff Hardy is now climbing the cables and is going after the gold…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Doug Kinsella grabs on the leg of Jeff Hardy and pulls him right down off the cables…
Rhino:Jeff Hardy hit the mat hard…
Mark:Doug Kinsella now trying to shake off the early attack as he puts the boots to Jeff Hardy…
Rhino:Jeff Hardy is being backed up in to the corner…
Mark:Doug Kinsella pulls him out of it and he hot shots him on the top rope…
Rhino:Jeff Hardy is staggering around…
Mark:Swinging Neckbreaker by the EWA Television Champion…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now looking at his Television Championship hanging above the ring…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is now climbing up to the cables…
Rhino:Kinsella wants his gold and he is going right after it…
Mark:Jeff Hardy is getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is almost at the Gold…
Mark:Jeff Hardy is climbing the top rope… Dropkick by Jeff Hardy knocking Doug Kinsella off the cables…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella was close to his gold but Jeff Hardy stopped him as he was reaching for the gold…
Mark:Both men are getting back up on to their feet…
Rhino:It is a long way down from the cables…
Mark:Jeff Hardy scoops up Doug Kinsella and puts him in the Tree of Woe in the corner…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is in trouble right now…
Mark:Running Baseball Slide by Jeff Hardy…
Rhino:Doug got his faced smashed in with that baseball slide as his face was worked over earlier in the night…
Mark:Jeff Hardy is now waiting for Doug Kinsella to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Kick to the midsection… TWIST OF FATE!
Rhino:The EWA Television Champion has been laid out…
Mark:Jeff Hardy is now climbing the ropes to go after the Television Championship…
Rhino:Jeff Hardy is getting close to the gold…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is getting back up on to his feet… Kinsella pulls on the leg of Jeff Hardy…
Rhino:Jeff Hardy comes off the cables…
Mark:Hardy lands on his feet… Doug Kinsella goes for a clothesline… Hardy ducks and dropkicks Doug Kinsella right in to the corner…
Rhino:Jeff Hardy is going back up the corner back on to the cables…
Mark:Jeff Hardy is going for the gold…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is climbing up the other side…
Mark:Both men are trying to get to the gold…
Rhino:They are kicking at one another…
Mark:Jeff Hardy is closer to the gold than Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:The Champion is at the disadvantage right now…
Mark:Jeff Hardy is reaching for the gold…SPEAR! BY DOUG KINSELLA!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella just launched himself from the cables to Jeff Hardy and connecting with a Spear knocking Jeff Hardy off the cables and down to the canvas below…
Mark:Doug Kinsella and Jeff Hardy are slowly making their way back up on to their feet…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is back up first…
Mark:Jeff Hardy is up as well…Doug Kinsella scores with a couple of right hands… As he now backs him up in to the ropes… Jeff Hardy with a reversal…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is coming off the ropes…
Mark:Jeff Hardy goes for a dropkick… Doug Kinsella holds on to the ropes and Jeff Hardy misses with the dropkick…
Rhino:Jeff Hardy is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:FINAL ENCOUNTER! By Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Jeff Hardy has been laid out by Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Kinsella is climbing up the corner now and has to make his way over to the gold…
Rhino:Jeff Hardy isnt moving…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is right at the gold… Jeff Hardy is slowly getting back up… DOUG KINSELLA HAS THE GOLD! ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Television Champion DOUG KINSELLA!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella survives the Ultimate X with his EWA Television Championship…
Mark:Will Doug Kinsella be able to..
Rhino:Demon Child has just entered the ring behind Doug Kinsella…
Mark:DEMON DROP TO DOUG KINSELLA!
Rhino:The EWA World Champion just sent a message to the EWA Television Champion and one of his challengers next week at Tuesday Night Carnage…
Mark:Who will Survive the Japanese Death Match? Who will be the EWA World Champion? We will find out at Tuesday Night Carnage… GOOD NIGHT FROM BALTIMORE!