Friday Night Frenzy 08-10-07
Mark:The fans in Portland, Oregon are excited to see all of their Favorite EWA Superstars… As the Road to Glory begins tonight here at Friday Night Frenzy…
Rhino:Yes it does Mark as Eight EWA Superstars compete in the Road to Glory Tournament to find out who will get the EWA World Title Shot at the Biggest Show of the Year… Glory…
Mark:We will see all of the first round matches here tonight… But that’s not all…
Rhino:No it isnt… As the EWA Television Championship will be on the line when Diamond Dallas Page defends against the Rated R Superstar Edge…
Mark:Edge is looking to pick up another piece of hardware and tonight he gets his shot…Also tonight… William McConnell will get a chance to confront his attacker from Beach Brawl… James Storm…
Rhino:The Tennessee Cowboy James Storm is here tonight and William McConnell is looking for revenge…
Mark:It all goes down here tonight… As we get to our opening contest here at Friday Night Frenzy…
Shawn Michaels vs Young Savage
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 200 Pounds… YOUNG SAVAGE!
(“Fireman” plays as Young Savage enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this contest is underway… Shawn Michaels goes for a collar and elbow tie up… Young Savage with a go behind on Shawn Michaels… Young Savage is nailing HBK with shots right to the back of the head…
Rhino:Young Savage is trying rattled the head of Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Young Savage whips Shawn Michaels off in to the ropes… Dropkick to the Jaw as he caught Shawn Michaels square on with that dropkick…
Rhino:Young Savage caught him good with that Dropkick…
Mark:Young Savage goes for the cover 1…………………2………………..Kickout by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is getting back up on his feet ing the corner…
Mark:Young Savage charges in at Shawn Michaels… HBK moves and Young Savage hits the corner hard…
Rhino:Young Savage is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Shawn Michaels scoops up and slams Young Savage straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:The Veteran Shawn Michaels is looking to take back control of this match up…
Mark:Big Stomp right in to the face of Young Savage by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels got his boot right in to the bridge of the nose of Young Savage…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now whips Young Savage off in to the ropes…Shawn Michaels goes for a clothesline…
Rhino:Young Savage ducks…
Mark:Young Savage comes off the rope… Crossbody! Ducked! By Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels saw that one coming…
Mark:Young Savage staggers back up… Atomic Drop by Shawn Michaels… Young Savage spins around and gets laid out with a big right hand by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Young Savage is back up… Double Axe Handle by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is just showing the young rookie how things go here in the Extreme Wrestling Alliance…
Mark:The Showstopper heads back up to the top rope…
Rhino:HBK is gonna fly…
Mark:Flying Elbow Drop! Connects right down in to the heart of Young Savage…
Rhino:You know what time it is right here and now…
Mark:The Band is being tuned up for Sweet Chin Music…
Rhino:Young Savage is staggering back up…
Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:Young Savage is out cold…
Mark:Shawn Michaels with the cover 1……………..2………….3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SHAWN MICHAELS!
Rhino:The Showstopper just took Young Savage to school here tonight at Friday Night Frenzy…
Mark:Shawn Michaels just made a statement that even though he isnt in the Road to Glory Tournament… He will still be in line for a title shot… Whenever he chooses…As we now get set for our…
(“Sorry ‘Bout Your Luck” hits over the PA System as James Storm makes his way to the ring)
Mark: Here comes James Storm with The Pride of Tenneesee, Jackie Moore..
Rhino: He’s got that beer bottle in hand, Mark..
Mark: I notice that there’s no referee in the ring..
Rhino: I’ve actually noticed that too..
(“The Answer” hits over the PA System as McConnell moves from the back)
Mark: Here comes The Answer!
Rhino: He’s not in his ring gear! He’s in street clothes and he’s carrying a crowbar!
Mark: I guess this is more than just a street fight.. I don’t think a pinfall is something McConnell is looking for.
Rhino: He’s looking for retribution, Mark.
Mark: McConnell slides into the ring, eyeing down James Storm. Storm throws the bottle! McConnell shatters it with a swing from the crowbar!
Rhino: He sent that glass right back at Storm!
Mark: Nothing in between Storm and McConnell now.. And McConnell is looking evil. Storm bails!
Rhino: He’s running!
Mark: Storm’s hopped the guard rail and McConnell is in pursuit. Both of these men running through the crowd. Storms in the outer hallway and McConnell is still after him!
Rhino: I ain’t ever seen a guy run that fast.
Mark: Storm just grabbed a fan and is using him as a shield!
Rhino: Coward!
Mark: The fan elbows Storm! McConnell swings, but Storm ducks and kicks McConnell right in the gut.. Storm with the crowbar now! McConnell grabs his wrist and these two men are struggling! McConnell has Storm against a wall and slams his wrist into it!
Rhino: Storm dropped the crowbar..
Mark: McConnell slamming Storm’s head against the wall! Storm with a lowblow and staggers away!
Rhino: This sure as hell isn’t a match but security is letting it go.
Mark: Storm staggering down the hall, trying to get away from McConnell. McConnell charges up from behind and throws Storm right into a concession stand!
Rhino: The fans got out of the way and he cracked that class!
Mark: McConnell just tossed Storm over the counter.. McConnell hops over.. McConnell grabs a knife and he tries stabbing Storm! Storm able to move in time!
Rhino: My god, we do need security! McConnell isn’t out to beat Storm.. He’s out to kill him!
Mark: Storm able to break McConnell’s grip on the knife! Elbow to the face by Storm.. Storm grabs a fountain hose.. And he sprays something right into the eyes of McConnell!
Rhino: McConnell blinded by whatever that was..
Mark: It.. It was beer! Storm still trying to break McConnell down.. As he enjoys some of the beer himself.. Storm just pulled McConnells legs out from under him and grabs at the popcorn machine.. He’s trying to tip it onto McConnell! The popcorn machine crashes to the ground but McConnell is out of the way!
Rhino: That was CLOSE..
Mark: Storm looking for something else.. He’s got something.. MCCONNELL SPEARS STORM!
Rhino: He took him right through that workers exit door!
Mark: McConnell is back to his feet, grabbing Storm.. McConnell tosses Storm right to the ground.. And kicks him right in the stomach!
Rhino: Someone is going to get seriously injured..
Mark: McConnell taking Storm towards the entrance.. Storm with a shot to the gut.. And Storm runs McConnell right into the glass doors!
Rhino: That hurt!
Mark: McConnell getting his head slammed into the doors repeatedly!
Rhino: I’m surprised that glass hasn’t cracked..
Mark: Storm moving away from McConnell, who falls to his knees facing the door.. Storm backing up.. McConnell slowly to his feet and turns around.. Storm charges! McConnell drops! OH MY GOD!
Rhino: James Storm.. DEAR LORD.. James Storm just went RIGHT through that door!
Mark: He’s gonna need medical attention!
Rhino: I’m telling you, we need security!
Mark: McConnell back to his feet, grabbing a bloodied Storm by his hair and pulling him away from the building..
Rhino: Storm can’t even stand up..
Mark: McConnell throws James Storm right into a car door.. Storm slumps a little.. McConnell turns him around.. McConnell with a right!
Rhino: JESUS.. Storm moved and McConnells hand went right through that window!
Mark: McConnell gripping his hand in pain.. I wouldn’t be surprised if he broke it.. This is really getting out of hand..
Rhino: I told you.
Mark: Storm grabbing the head of McConnell and.. Oh my god.. He’s dragging McConnell’s forehead across that broken window!
Rhino: McConnell’s skin is being SHREDDED..
Mark: Jesus.. McConnell is pouring blood from his forehead.. Storm now punching at the wound.. Opening it up more..
Rhino: Storm is just yelling into the face of McConnell now..
Mark: McConnell spits blood into Storms eyes!
Rhino: That was sick..
Mark: Storm with blood in his eyes.. McConnell uses the car to get to his feet.. And PUNTS Storm right between the legs!
Rhino: I’ve just been told security has been dispatched to break these two up..
Mark: About time.. McConnell throws Storm to the ground and.. Oh no.. They’re at the edge of the street.. McConnell rolls Storm over onto his stomach and his head is nearly in traffic! McConnell grabs the arms with a deathlock surfboard..
Rhino: No, NO! He’s gonna curb stomp him!
Mark: ..My god, he is! DON’T.. DON’T WILL..
Rhino: Security!
Mark: Security just grabbed McConnell and is pulling him away from Storm! Storm being pulled from the street and McConnell is livid!
McConnell: SONS A BITCHES.. LET ME GO.. I’LL KILL HIM..
Rhino: I think Shane may’ve made a mistake tonight..
Mark: Luckily something serious was avoided.. Thank god for that security getting there.. As we get set for the start of the Road to Glory Tournament…
Road to Glory Tournament
Mr. Kennedy vs Shane Sparx
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall and is a Road to Glory Tournament Contest… Introducing first…From Las Vegas, Nevada… Weighing in at 234 Pounds… Representing The Triad… SHANE SPARX!
(“Seeing Red” plays as Shane Sparx enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…
(“Turn Up The Trouble” plays as Mr. Kennedy enters the arena…)
Mr. Kennedy:Ladies and Gentlemen… I give you the Winner of the Road to Glory Tournament… Hailing from GREEN BAY, WISCONSIN…Weighing in at 243 Pounds… MISTER KENNEDY!…. Kennedy!
Mark:The referee calls for the bell and this match up is underway… Mr. Kennedy locks up with Shane Sparx…
Rhino:They are battling for position…
Mark:Shane Sparx backs Mr. Kennedy up in to the ropes…
Rhino:The referee is asking for a clean break…
Mark:Thumb to the eye by Mr. Kennedy as he follows it up with right hands… A couple of more big shots by Mr. Kennedy as he backs Shane Sparx up in to the ropes… Mr. Kennedy with an irish whip… Shane Sparx comes off the ropes… Back Elbow by Mr. Kennedy…
Rhino:Mr. Kennedy caught him right underneath the chin with that elbow…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy follows it up by dropping an elbow in to the chest of Shane Sparx… Mr. Kennedy goes for a quick cover 1…………..2………. Shane Sparx kicks out…
Rhino:Shane Sparx is making his way back up on to his feet…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy backs Shane Sparx up in to the corner now… Mr. Kennedy whips Shane Sparx in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Here comes Mr. Kennedy…
Mark:Running Clothesline… Missed! As Shane Sparx moved out of the way… Mr. Kennedy spins around… Short Arm Clothesline by Shane Sparx…
Rhino:He tried to take Mr. Kennedy’s head off right there…
Mark:Shane Sparx now kicks Mr. Kennedy in the midsection… Float Over Suplex by Shane Sparx as he goes in to the cover 1…………………..2……………….. Mr. Kennedy kicks out…
Rhino:Shane Sparx is now putting the boots to Mr. Kennedy…
Mark:Shane Sparx now picks Mr. Kennedy up and nails him with a couple of right hands as he backs him up in to the corner…
Rhino:Shane Sparx is now putting Mr. Kennedy up on the top rope…
Mark:Fallaway Slam from the top rope by Shane Sparx…
Rhino:Mr. Kennedy is in trouble now…
Mark:Shane Sparx is now standing up on the top rope… Moonsault! Connects! Right down to Mr. Kennedy…
Rhino:Shane Sparx could be moving on right here…
Mark:Shane Sparx hooks the leg 1………………………..2………………3……….NO! Mr. Kennedy gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was a close call for Mr. Kennedy…
Mark:Shane Sparx is now picking up Mr. Kennedy… Jawbreaker by Kennedy…
Rhino:That just stunned Shane Sparx…
Mark:Shane Sparx turns around… Snap DDT by Mr. Kennedy…
Rhino:We are seeing that there was some fight left in Mr. Kennedy…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy goes for the cover 1……………………2………………..Kickout by Shane Sparx…
Rhino:Close one there…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy is now scoring with a couple of right hands…
Rhino:Shane Sparx is now being backed up in to the corner…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy now sets Shane Sparx up on the top rope…
Rhino:I think we know whats coming here…
Mark:Headbutt by Shane Sparx knocking Mr. Kennedy off the top rope…
Rhino:I think Shane Sparx knew what was coming as well…
Mark:Shane Sparx is now trying to get himself set up on the top rope…
Rhino:I think Sparx are going to fly…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy is back up as he shakes the ropes kicking down Shane Sparx…
Rhino:Mr. Kennedy is now climbing the turnbuckle…
Mark:GREEN BAY PLUNGE!
Rhino:What a move as that has to be it…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy hooks the leg 1…………………..2……………..3…………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner MR. KENNEDY!
Rhino:Mr. Kennedy moves on in the Road to Glory Tournament…
Mark:Who else will move on in the tournament… Lets find out as we continue with the Road to Glory Tournament…
Rhino: Somethings going on in the back…
Mark: James Storm just stormed into Shane’s office, bandaged up..
Storm: WHAT THE HELL, MCMAHON..
Shane: Calm down, James.
Storm: Screw that! He tried to kill me!
Shane: I wasn’t aware he planned on taking it that far, but you shouldn’t have gave him reason to.
Storm: I’m done with this place and I’m gonna sue your ass off.
Shane: I’m sure, James.. I’m sure.
(Storm leaves.. Cameras change, showing Shawn Michaels in the back)
HBK: Have you seen McConnell?
Crew Worker: He was placed into a room down the hall with security..
Mark: Michaels moving down the hall..
Rhino: That door is hanging ajar..
Mark: Michaels just entered the room.. And.. And there are security guards laid out everywhere!
Rhino: McConnells out and he’s still looking for Storm I bet.
Mark: Hey, there’s Triple H..
HHH: Shawn, what are you doing?
HBK: I’m looking for Will.
HHH: Why are you still bothering with that guy?
HBK: Its hard to explain.. Maybe its my faith, Hunter..
HHH: It must be, Shawn, because I see no point in dealing with the same guy who has tried to screw us both for well over a year.
HBK: I have to, Hunter.. He needs someone to calm him down or he’s gonna do something he’ll regret.
Mark: Shawn pushing past Triple H..
Rhino: Triple H just shaking his head. Looks like he doesn’t see any point in Michaels doing what he is..
Mark:The Road to Glory Tournament continues as this situation heats up…
Road to Glory Tournament
Big Daddy Ace vs Mark Peora
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall and is a Road to Glory Tournament Match… Introducing first..From Salem, Illinois… Weighing in at 279 Pounds… Representing The Triad… MARK PEORA!
(“Slave New World” plays as Mark Peora enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 273 Pounds… BIG DADDY ACE!
(“No More Sorrow” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Mark:We arent wasting anytime as Mark Peora goes right after Big Daddy Ace… Peora scores with a couple of kicks right to the legs of Big Daddy Ace..
Rhino:Mark Peora is coming out aggressive which is what he needs to do if he wants to get on track here in the EWA…
Mark:Mark Peora whips Big Daddy Ace off in to the ropes… Spin Heel Kick by Mark Peora… Mark Peora goes for the cover on Big Daddy Ace 1……………………..2…………….Kickout by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Mark Peora charges… Monkey Flip by Peora sending Big Daddy Ace out of the corner…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:T-Bone Suplex! By Mark Peora…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is in trouble as the very aggressive Mark Peora is in control right now…
Mark:Mark Peora goes for the cover again 1……………….2………….. Big Daddy Ace kicks out again…
Rhino:Mark Peora is pulling Big Daddy Ace back up on to his feet…
Mark:Peora goes behind Ace… Half Nelson…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is blocking the suplex…
Mark:Elbow right to the face of Mark Peora by Big Daddy Ace as he gets out of the half nelson… Big Daddy Ace now with an underhook… Gutwrench Suplex by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now trying to shake off the early attack by Mark Peora and get back on track…
Mark:Ace goes for the cover on Peora 1……………………2…………. Kickout by Peora…
Rhino:Mark Peora is making his way back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now kicks Mark Peora in the midsection… Powerbomb!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace just laid out Mark Peora with that powerbomb…
Mark:Heres another cover by Big Daddy Ace 1………………………….2………………..3……NO! Mark Peora got his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was close right there…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now waiting for Mark Peora to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace has him lined up…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace charges… SPEAR! NO! Mark Peora moved out of the way as Big Daddy Ace hit the corner…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is staggering around…
Mark:Over the Head Belly to Belly Suplex by Mark Peora sending Big Daddy Ace across the ring…
Rhino:Mark Peora could have him right here…
Mark:Mark Peora goes for the cover 1……………………..2……………….3………..NO! Big Daddy Ace got his shoulder up…
Rhino:Mark Peora thought that could have been it…
Mark:The winner will move on in the Road to Glory Tournament…As a shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship will go to the winner of the tournament…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Mark Peora hooks up Big Daddy Ace… PEORA-PLEX! NO! Big Daddy Ace blocks it…
Rhino:Ace is fighting back…
Mark:Right hand… Ducked by Peora… Peora goes for a clothesline… Big Daddy Ace ducks… Kick to the midsection…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace has him up…
Mark:ACE CRUSHER! Big Daddy Ace hooks the leg 1…………………….2……………3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BIG DADDY ACE!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace advances in the Road to Glory Tournament…
Mark:Who will be next? We will find out as the tournament continues…
Rhino:Mark… Something is going on in the back..
Mark: There’s James Storm and he’s making his way out to the parking lot..
Rhino: He’s ready to get out of here.
Mark: Storm opening the door..
Rhino: DAMN!
Mark: Storm just got nailed in the face with a crowbar!
Rhino: ITS WILLIAM MCCONNELL..
Mark: McConnell grabs Storm and he’s dragging him back towards the arena..
Rhino: He’s a man possessed..
Mark: McConnell is now in the Gorilla area.. And Storm just came flying from the entrance!
Rhino: And there’s McConnell, that crowbar in hand..
Mark: Storm is crawling towards, trying to get away from William McConnell.. Storm is trying to hide under the ring..
Rhino: That won’t help.
Mark: McConnell pulls Storm out from under the ring.. And drives the crowbar right into the back of Storm!
Rhino: That will SHATTER the spinal column..
Mark: McConnell now kicking at the ring steps.. And he just tossed one of them into the ring, followed by the second!
Rhino: Whats he got planned..
Mark: McConnell just rolled Storm into the ring and follows.. Storm staggering to his feet.. GOOD GOD.. McConnell just leveled Storm with a shot to the skull!
Rhino: Someone get out here!
Mark: McConnell placing Storm’s head on the steel steps.. And now he picks up the other set.. Oh my god.. He’s not..
Rhino: He’s about to crush Storm’s skull!
Mark: Wait! Shawn Michaels just slid right into the ring and he’s right in between Storm and McConnell!
Rhino: McConnell is yelling at Shawn to move, but Michaels won’t budge!
Mark: Michaels trying to talk McConnell down..
Rhino: This is tense, Mark..
Mark: McConnell poised to strike! ….But he drops the steps..
Rhino: I think Michaels got to him!
Mark: Michaels talking McConnell down and now paramedics are making their way to the ring to check on Storm… As we hope to get more on this story in time… As we get set now for the next Road to Glory Contest… Road to Glory Tournament
The Rock vs Darien Hacaga
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Road to Glory Tournament Match set for one fall… Introducing first… From Tijuana, Mexico.. Weighing in at 245 Pounds… DARIEN HACAGA!
(“Forever” plays as Darien Hacaga enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… Accompanied by his Stunt Double Sonny Siaki… THE ROCK!
(“Is Cookin” plays as The Rock enters the arena…)
Mark:The Rock and Darien Hacaga are in the center of the ring…
Rhino:The Rock is laying in the trash talk right now…
Mark:The Rock scores with a couple of right hands to Darien Hacaga… Hacaga is being backed up in to the ropes by The Rock… Irish whip by The Rock… Darien comes off the ropes… Hip Toss by The Rock…
Rhino:Darien Hacaga gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Rock charges and scores with a running clothesline…
Rhino:The Rock taunts the crowd showing off his greatness right now…
Mark:Darien Hacaga pulls himself back up on to his feet… The Rock scores with a couple of more right hands… Before connecting with a vertical suplex… The Rock goes for the cover 1…………………2……… Darien kicks out…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki is watching on as The Rock takes it to Darien Hacaga…
Mark:Darien is getting back up on to his feet in the corner… The Rock pulls him out of the corner and whips him off in to the ropes… Darien comes off the ropes… The Rock goes for a clothesline…
Rhino:Darien ducks the clothesline…
Mark:Darien comes off the ropes… Spin Heel Kick…
Rhino:He just took The Rock’s head off with that kick…
Mark:Sonny Siaki is now in the ring and he gets nailed with a spin heel kick…
Rhino:The Rock bailed out of the ring as his Stunt Double Sonny Siaki is taking the punishment from Darien Hacaga…
Mark:Siaki is back up in the corner… Darien charges and connects with a splash…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Darien Hacaga kicks him in the midsection… TWIST OF SPIC! NO! Siaki pushes him off…
Rhino:The Rock is back in the ring…
Mark:The Rock grabs Siaki… ROCK BOTTOM! NO! Darien blocks and nails The Rock with an elbow…
Rhino:Siaki is back up…
Mark:Darien turns around… SPIC KICK!
Rhino:That caught Siaki good…
Mark:The Rock is on the outside trying to regroup…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki is backing up in to the corner now…
(“Hail to the Chief” blares over the PA System…)
Mark:Its Lone Jobber!
Jobber: Excuse me, I said Excuse me. Up there. El EWA Presidente here. How’s everyone doing this fine evening. Good, good. And man, hows the show been. Come on, show some love, give it up to the professionals of the Extreme Wrestling Alliance. Yeah Rock, I see you, how about you just stand in my ring and shut the hell up for once, I wouldn’t want to break your “pretty little face” again. Now then, Darien, having fun? You did good this week, so coolio. Now where is… damn it I can’t find her. Steven, could you please pull up the card that my Vice President drew up earlier this week. Ahh yes, Megumi Kudo and Darien Hacaga in the Road to Glory. Sounds fun no? It does. Now then, where is little Miss Kudo? Oh yes, that’s right, she met up with some Deep Fryer Trainee and got to chatting with him. Now you know Kudo, if I knew you where so hard on for cash that you would have to work at McConnell’s like some people, I would have handed you a vacuum and have had you help us out clearing up the Atlanta offices. So, I got off track. Kudo no shows. She and her little band of merry men pack up and leave. And everyone in the back is wondering why she can’t take a loss. I mean yeah, Triple H did beat your ass from pillar to post, but damn it, he’s the King of Kings. He’s back on his throne. You dust yourself off, and get back on that horse. This Tournament was right what you needed. The Road to Glory. You could have been facing Hunter once again. But no. You turned down your shot at Glory. So while I am kicking ass and taking names at the Greatest Event of them all, and I WILL be at Glory, thank you very much, you are going to be sitting on the couch eating Fritos starting at static on the tube because your ass can’t afford my programming. Now then, Kudo’s not here, and look at what we have. We have in that very ring Darien, a referee, the Rock, and, I’m not sure we’ve met. What’s your name kid? IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS, Oh settle the fuck down Rock. I’m finally getting to you. See Rocky, yes, you used to be able to do things in that ring. Things that bored the fuck out of me, but hey, the Millions (and Millions) of idiots bought into it. And so after a few straight to dvd movies, you’ve come crawling back to wrestling. And with all this wrestling comes hard work, or at least it should. See I was sitting in the back watching the mess going on out here. And I just couldn’t stomach it.The idea of Kudo having her Seconds made me sick, and this whole stunt double thing makes my gag reflex kick in. Rocky, you want to be able to call a partner in to do all the hard work for you, find, awesome, we got a division that is all about two men taking turns in the ring. However you dare come into my ring and try to get this shit over, not happening. I might have been working pretty hard with the relocation project, but like hell I’m going to allow this crap fly. Rock, you don’t wanna get your bitch ass face messed up, then get out of my fucking ring. Now then, as for you, fucks-your-name… you want a contract, I had a group walk out on me, about 6 dumb fucks, and since Rock doesn’t get the concept of sliding a contract across my desk, I have a spot open on the roster for just a such guy as yourself… the type of guy who will do anything to get into this ring. So if you want it, if you want that spot, I think you know what you need to do…
Mark: Sonny Siaki just nailed Darien from behind, hooks him in…Siakalpse! He covers him 1………..2………3…….
Jobber: Let me say it for once will ya, thanks… Your winner…advancing in the Road To Glory Tournament… Sonny Siaki!
Rhino: Just look at Rock, he can’t believe what is going on.
Jobber: My name is Lone Jobber.. I am the Real Deal El Presidente..and you best not even try to cross the boss.
Mark:El EWA Presidente Lone Jobber just screwed over The Rock here tonight…
Rhino:I wonder if El Presidente has gotten the attention that he desires now…
Mark:I think he has… As we now get set for the next Road to Glory Tournament Match…
Road to Glory Tournament
Steve Austin vs Doug Kinsella
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Final Match in the first round of the Road to Glory Tournament and it is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Victoria, Texas… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!
(“Alliance” plays as Steve Austin enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Dayton, Ohio… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… DOUG KINSELLA!
(“Open Your Eyes” plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)
Mark:Stone Cold doesn’t even wait for a bell as he goes right after Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Stone Cold is opening up on Doug Kinsella right now with right hands…
Mark:Steve Austin backs Doug Kinsella up in to the corner… Big Right Hand by Stone Cold knocking Doug Kinsella down in the corner…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is in a bad position…
Mark:Stone Cold stomps away at the chest of Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Hes stomping a mudhole in on Doug Kinsella right now…
Mark:Stone Cold now pulls Doug Kinsella out of the corner… Kick to the midsection… STUNNER! NO! Doug Kinsella gets out and bails out of the ring…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella backing away from Stone Cold right now as he takes a rest on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Here comes the Texas Rattlesnake…
Rhino:Stone Cold is going out after Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is being chased around the ring…
Rhino:Doug just rolled back in to the ring…
Mark:Stone Cold attempts to follow him back in… But a Baseball Slide by Doug Kinsella stops Stone Cold in his tracks…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella now goes to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Doug Kinsella now has Steve Austin by his head and he rams Stone Cold head first in to the steel guardrail…
Rhino:One more time by Kinsella…
Mark:After a couple of shots to the guardrail Doug Kinsella rolls Stone Cold back in to the ring…
Rhino:Steve Austin is trying to pull himself back up…
Mark:Doug Kinsella hooks him up… Neckbreaker by Doug Kinsella… Kinsella covers Stone Cold 1………………..2………………Austin gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Steve Austin made a mistake chasing Doug Kinsella around the ring and it gave Doug Kinsella a chance to take control of this contest…
Mark:Doug Kinsella with a chop to the chest of Stone Cold as he backs him up in to the ropes… Doug Kinsella whips Stone Cold off in to the farside ropes… Austin comes off the ropes… Powerslam! By Doug Kinsella…Doug Kinsella goes for a cover 1……………………2…………..3……..NO! Stone Cold gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella almost had him there…
Mark:Stone Cold is using the ropes to get back up on his feet…Doug Kinsella charges with a clothesline…
Rhino:Austin ducks…
Mark:Stone Cold does indeed duck and he pulls down the top rope and Doug Kinsella goes flying over the top rope and to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Stone Cold rolls to the outside after him…
Mark:Stone Cold has Doug Kinsella set up as he whips him hard in to the steel steps…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is holding on to his shoulder right now…
Mark:Stone Cold now rolls Doug Kinsella back in to the ring…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Right hand by Austin… Austin whips Kinsella off in to the ropes… Lou Thez Press! Followed by Right hands…
Rhino:Stone Cold is starting to get fired up…
Mark:Big Elbow by Stone Cold right in to the face of Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Stone Cold with a kick to the midsection… STUNNER! NO! Doug Kinsella pushes him off in to the ropes…
Rhino:Doug has the Stunner well scouted…
Mark:Stone Cold comes off the ropes… Austin goes for a clothesline… Kinsella ducks… Kick to the midsection… FINAL ENCOUNTER!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Doug Kinsella goes for the cover 1………………..2…………….3………… HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DOUG KINSELLA!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella moves on in the Road to Glory Tournament…
Mark:We are now set for our…
(“Here Comes The Money” plays as Shane McMahon walks out on to the stage…)
Shane:Well its been a real busy night here in Portland… As we continue to move on to the Biggest Show of the Year on September 30th… But you see before we get there we have some stops along the way and one of the stops is next Tuesday… August 21st… At Tuesday Night Carnage…Besides the Semi Finals of the Road to Glory Tournament… You see we will have ourselves a good old fashion… Six Man Tag Team Match… As it will be The Triad… Against… The team of Triple H… Shawn Michaels… And… Well I hope you boys are listening…As your partner will be… WILLIAM McCONNELL!
Rhino:What?
Shane:Lets see what happens at Carnage… But now on to our Main Event…
Mark:Shane McMahon just teamed up Shawn Michaels, Triple H and William McConnell… Things have really taken stranges turns here tonight as we get set for the Main Event…
EWA Television Championship Ladder Match
Diamond Dallas Page(c) vs Edge
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is a LADDER Match for the EWA Television Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Toronto, Canada… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… The Rated R Superstar EDGE!
(“Metalingus” plays as Edge enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From The Jersey Shore… Weighing in at 253 Pounds… Representing The Triad… The EWA Television Champion… DDP DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE!
(“Self High Five” plays as DDP enters the arena…)
Mark:Both men are looking at one another…
Rhino:The trash talk has begun between these two…
Mark:Both Edge and DDP are now looking up at the EWA Television Championship hanging above them…
Rhino:Edge is one of the masters of the ladder match…
Mark:DDP scores with a right hand… Edge comes back with a right hand of his own…
Rhino:Both Edge and DDP are trading right hands back and forth…
Mark:DDP scores with a couple of more right hands to Edge… Edge gets backed up in to the ropes… DDP with an irish whip… Edge comes off the ropes and DDP takes him down with a clothesline…
Rhino:Edge gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Edge spins around and DDP nails him with a discus punch knocking Edge off of his feet…
Rhino:Edge is now rolling to the outside of the ring…
Mark:DDP goes out after Edge… DDP grabs Edge by the hair and rams him head first in to the steel guardrail…
Rhino:Edge is staggering on his feet…
Mark:DDP scoops up and drops Edge face first on to the steel guardrail…
Rhino:DDP is now rolling Edge back in the ring…
Mark:The EWA Television Champion is now going for the ladder…
Rhino:Edge is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Baseball Slide by Edge driving the ladder right in to Diamond Dallas Page…
Rhino:Edge now slides the ladder in to the ring…
Mark:DDP gets rolled back in to the ring as well…
Rhino:Edge is standing the ladder up in the corner…
Mark:Edge now has DDP by the legs… Slingshot in to the Ladder!
Rhino:DDP is staggering around on his feet…
Mark:Kick to the midsection… Implant DDT! By The Rated R Superstar…
Rhino:DDP is in trouble right now…
Mark:Edge is now opening the ladder up and is looking to head up to get the EWA Television Championship…
Rhino:Edge is picking his spot as he is getting close to the gold…
Mark:From behind DDP nails Edge as he is standing on the ladder…
Rhino:DDP now has Edge setup…
Mark:Razor’s Edge by Diamond Dallas Page driving Edge off the ladder straight down in to the canvas…
Rhino:This is what the EWA Television Champion needed to do to get back in to this contest…
Mark:DDP is now laying out the ladder…
Rhino:Edge is pulling himself back up on to his feet…
Mark:Edge spins around… DIAMOND CUTTER ON THE LADDER!
Rhino:The Rated R Superstar isnt moving right now…
Mark:DDP has laid out his challenger and is now setting up the ladder to go after the EWA Television Championship…
Rhino:DDP has the ladder up and is right underneath the gold…
Mark:Edge is only starting to roll around the ring as DDP starts to reach up for his title belt…
Rhino:DDP is close…
Mark:Edge is back up and he pushes the ladder over and DDP crashes in to the top rope…
Rhino:Edge is now rolling to the outside of the ring…
Mark:The Rated R Superstar is bringing another ladder in to the ring…
Rhino:He must have something in mind…
Mark:Edge now sets the ladder up in the corner…
Rhino:DDP is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Edge with a right hand… DDP gets whipped in to the ladder… Reversal and Edge hits the ladder hard…
Rhino:Edge is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Back Body Drop by DDP…
Rhino:The EWA Television Champion is now waiting for Edge to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Running Clothesline by DDP knocking Edge out of the ring…
Rhino:This is where DDP needs to take advantage and pull down his title belt…
Mark:DDP begins his climb up to get his gold…
Rhino:DDP is getting real close to the gold…
Mark:Diamond Dallas Page has his hand on his title…
Rhino:Edge is in the ring…
Mark:Edge has a chair and he nails DDP right in the back with the steel chair…
Rhino:DDP is staggering on his feet…
Mark:Edge whips DDP in to the ladder… SPEAR IN TO THE LADDER!
Rhino:Oh My God!
Mark:The Ladder just bent in half with that spear…
Rhino:DDP is out cold…
Mark:Edge is now climbing up the ladder…
Rhino:The Rated R Superstar is going to be adding another piece of hardware…
Mark:Edge fingers are on the gold…
Rhino:DDP is starting to move…
Mark:Edge Pulls Down The Gold… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA Television Champion EDGE!
Rhino:The Rated R Era has come to the EWA Television Championship…
Mark:Edge is in the driver seat as the EWA Television Champion… What will happen at Tuesday Night Carnage when Triple H, Shawn Michaels and William McConnell… We will see what happens… Good Night Everyone!
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