Monday Night Madness 06-11-07

Mark:The EWA is live in Nashville, Tennessee as we present Monday Night Madness… Our Main Event tonight Rhino… Is going to be something special to see…

Rhino:Diamond Dallas Page returns to in ring action as he challenges The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels for the EWA Television Championship…

Mark:Anything that begins with the letter C will be legal in the match up here tonight…Also here tonight we will see who the Number One Contender for the EWA World Championship is going to be…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace and Shane Sparx have a chance to get a shot at the EWA World Championship if they pin Steve Austin here tonight…

Mark:Stone Cold will be fighting off his challengers here tonight… Also here tonight we will here from Triple H and his State of the Game Address… Plus the EWA Tag Team Titles will be on the line when Doug Kinsella defends against Rated RKO…

Rhino:Im ready to get started Mark…

Mark:So am I… So I dont think we should waste anymore time and we should get right to our first match up here tonight at Monday Night Madness…

Vinny Luccheese vs Mondo The Masterful

Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… Weighing in at 250 Pounds… MONDO THE MASTERFUL!

(“Meet Your Master” plays as Mondo The Masterful enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Brooklyn, Ny… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… VINNY LUCCHEESE!

(“Where Do Gangsters Go” plays as Vinny Luccheese enters the arena…)

Mark:The bell sounds and Monday Night Madness has begun… Vinny Lucchesse and Mondo The Masterful lock up in the center of the ring… Vinny Luccheese goes behind Mondo and hammers him right across the back of the neck with a couple of foreram shots…

Rhino:He is just hammering the neck…

Mark:Vinny Luccheese grabs the head and neck of Mondo The Masterful and drops him with a Reverse DDT…

Rhino:Vinny Luccheese is now dragging Mondo over to the ropes and laying his head out on the middle rope…

Mark:Mondo is hung out to dry as Vinny Luccheese comes off the ropes and drops all of his weight right on to the back and neck of Mondo The Masterful…

Rhino:Mondo is holding his neck right now…

Mark:Mondo gets up on to his feet… Vinny Luccheese goes behind him… Release German Suplex by Vinny Luccheese…

Rhino:Mondo continues to get dropped right on his neck by Vinny Luccheese…

Mark:Vinny Luccheese goes for the cover 1…………………..2……………………Mondo The Masterful kicks out…

Rhino:Vinny Luccheese is once again dragging Mondo towards the ropes…

Mark:Vinny Luccheese lays Mondo’s head on the ropes…

Rhino:Vinny is now on the ring apron…

Mark:Vinny Luccheese with a leg drop right on the back of the neck and head of Mondo The Masterful…

Rhino:Mondo is in trouble right now…

Mark:Luccheese goes for the cover on Mondo 1……………………….2………………3…..NO! Mondo gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Mondo hasnt been able to get on track thus far in this match up…

Mark:Vinny Luccheese whips Mondo off in to the ropes… Luccheese ducks his head… Mondo holds on the ropes… Running Dropkick by Mondo The Masterful…

Rhino:There is some fight left in Mondo right now…

Mark:Vinny Luccheese sits up… Flipping Neckbreaker by Mondo the Masterful…

Rhino:Mondo is building up his momentum…

Mark:Vinny Luccheese is getting back up on to his feet in the corner… Mondo charges in at Vinny Luccheese… Running Clothesline…

Rhino:Vinny Luccheese is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:DDT! By Mondo The Masterful… Mondo now goes the cover on Vinny Luccheese 1………………2………………….3……NO!

Rhino:Vinny Luccheese got his shoulder up just in time…

Mark:Mondo is now waiting for Vinny Luccheese to get up on to his feet…

Rhino:I think we could be looking at the Masterplex…

Mark:Vinny Luccheese is up… MASTERPLEX!

Rhino:The leg is hooked…

Mark:The referee counts 1……………………..2……………….3……………….NO! Vinny Luccheese’s foot is on the ropes…

Rhino:Mondo cant believe it…

Mark:Mondo is up in the face of the referee right now saying that it was a three count…

Rhino:Vinny Luccheese is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Mondo kicks Vinny Luccheese in the midsection…

Rhino:Masterplex coming up once again…

Mark:Masterplex! No! Luccheese blocks… Luccheese scores with a couple of right hands and a shot right across the back of the neck of Mondo…

Rhino:Mondo is holding on to his neck…

Mark:Vinny Luccheese hooks up Mondo… GREETINGS FROM THE FAMILY!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it…

Mark:Vinny Luccheese hooks the leg 1……………………..2……………….3……. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner VINNY LUCCHEESE!

Rhino:Vinny Luccheese’s first One on One action in a couple of years and he picks up the victory here tonight over Mondo The Masterful…

Mark:Things arent going Mondo’s way right now… But we will see what will happens in our next contest…

Lone Jobber vs The Rock

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall…Introducing first… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… THE ROCK!

(“Is Cookin” plays as The Rock enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From The Slaughter House… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… Mr. EWA LONE JOBBER!

(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber entes the arena…)

Mark:Here we go… Lone Jobber and The Rock are face to face in the center of the ring…The Rock connects with the first shot as he nails Lone Jobber with right hands…

Rhino:The Rock is backing Lone Jobber up in to the ropes with those right hands…

Mark:Lone Jobber is backed up in to the ropes… The Rock whips Lone Jobber off in to the farside ropes… Lone Jobber comes off the ropes… Samoan Drop by The Rock…The Rock goes right for the cover 1………………..2…………..Kickout by Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is getting back up on to his feet near the ropes…

Mark:The Rock charges at Lone Jobber… Lone Jobber ducks the clothesline and The Rock goes over the top rope and to the outside of the ring goes The Rock…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is going out after The Rock…

Mark:Lone Jobber grabs The Rock by the head and he rams The Rock’s head right in to the side of the ring…

Rhino:Lone Jobber still has The Rock’s head…

Mark:Lone Jobber drives The Rock’s head right in to the ringpost…

Rhino:The Rock is being rolled back in to the ring by Lone Jobber…

Mark:The Rock is in the corner and Lone Jobber drives his shoulder right in to the midsection of The Rock…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now driving his boot in to the Throat of The Rock…

Mark:Lone Jobber pulls The Rock out of the corner and now connects with a vertical suplex… Lone Jobber goes for the cover 1…………………..2………..Kick out by The Rock…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now waiting for The Rock to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Lone Jobber with a kick to the midsection… Lone Jobber has him setup… Piledriver!

Rhino:Lone Jobber just spiked The Rock’s head right in to the canvas…

Mark:Lone Jobber goes for the cover 1…………………….2…………..3…..NO! The Rock gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:That was close…

Mark:Yes it was Rhino…

Rhino:Mister EWA is now heading to the top rope…

Mark:The Rock is back up on his feet…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is in trouble…

Mark:The Rock launches Lone Jobber right off the top rope and straight down to the canvas…

Rhino:Lone Jobber took his time heading to the top rope and it cost him…

Mark:The Rock now waits for Lone Jobber to get back up on to his feet… Lone Jobber spins around… SPINEBUSTER!

Rhino:The Spine on the Pine as The Rock drilled Lone Jobber straight in to the canvas…

Mark:The Rock goes for the cover 1………………………2……………3…..NO! Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:The Rock is starting to get in to a little bit of a groove right now…

Mark:Lone Jobber pulls himself up on to his feet…

Rhino:The Rock is eyeing him up…

Mark:The Rock scoops up and slams Lone Jobber straight down to the canvas…

Rhino:The Rock has that look in his eye that he is ready to lay the smack down…

Mark:The Elbow Pad has just come off and it is time for the Peoples Elbow… The Rock comes off the ropes… PEOPLES ELBOW! NO!

Rhino:Lone Jobber rolled out of the way…

Mark:The Rock is staggering back up on to his feet… Lone Jobber eyes him up… THE GIMMICK!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it…

Mark:Lone Jobber hooks the leg 1………………………..2…………………….3…………ITS NOT OVER!

Rhino:The Rock got his shoulder up just in the nick of time…

Mark:Lone Jobber can not believe it…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is pulling up The Rock…

Mark:Lone Jobber is setting up the Rock… No… Elbow to the side of the head of Lone Jobber… Lone Jobber spins around… ROCK BOTTOM! The Rock hooks the leg 1…………………….2……………..3……….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner THE ROCK!

Rhino:The Peoples Champion picks up the win over Lone Jobber…

Mark:Things are looking good for The Rock right now as he continues to roll on… As we now are set for the Lone Jobber Stardom Invitational Champion’s Victory Celebration… As we are set to hear from Val Venis…

(“Hello Ladies” Plays as Val Venis walks down and in to the ring…)

Val Venis:Hello Ladies(crowd cheers)… You see Ladies The Big Valbowski… Is the winner of the Lone Jobber Stardom…

Rhino:What The Hell!

Mark:Two Men Just Jumped Val Venis…

Rhino:Its Mondo The Masterful… And is that Johnny?

Mark:I believe that’s Johnny Mendez and both men just attacked Val Venis from behind…

Rhino:Both men have steel chairs…

Mark:Mendez with a Chair Shot right to the legs of Val Venis…

Rhino:Mondo is lining up the head of Val Venis right now…

Mark:Steel Chair Shot right to the head of Val Venis…

Rhino:We need help out here right now…

Mark:Mondo and Johnny have just interrupted the Celebration of Val Venis..

Rhino:Medical Staff is out here and they brought a Stretcher with them…

Mark:Val Venis is now being stretcher out of the arena…

Rhino:Mondo just showed his true colors here tonight…

Mark:He sure did… But right now its time to get back to the ring for our next contest…

Win or Go Home
AJ Styles vs Halo

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall…Introducing first… From Manchester,England… Weighing in at 273 Pounds… HALO!

(“This Was My Life” plays as Halo enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Gainsville, GA… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… AJ STYLES!

(“I Am” plays as AJ Styles enters the arena…)

Mark:Both men are face to face in the center of the ring…

(“Here Comes The Money” plays as Shane McMahon walks out on to the stage…)

Shane:Referee… Dont Ring That Bell…

Rhino:Why wont he let the referee ring the bell?

Shane:You see I was sitting in the back thinking about what could happen out here tonight and I thought to myself… Neither of these men care… Neither AJ Styles or Halo actually care about their careers… So I figured… Why not send them both home… AJ Styles… Halo… You Both… ARE FIRED!

Mark:AJ Styles and Halo have just been fired from the EWA…

Rhino:They were going to fight for their careers… But now they have nothing to fight for…

Shane;Now Get the HELL out of My Ring…

Mark:Shane McMahon is having them escorted out of the arena right now… As we get set for the EWA Tag Team Championship Match…

EWA Tag Team Championship Hardcore Handicap Match
Doug Kinsella(c) vs Rated RKO

Pa Announcer:This Next Contest is the Hardcore Handicap Match set for One Fall and is for the EWA Tag Team Championship… Introducing First… The Challengers… Weighing in at 485 Pounds… Edge and Randy Orton… RATED RKO!

(“Ladies & Gentlemen” plays as Rated RKO enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Their Opponent… From Dayton, Ohio… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… The EWA Tag Team Champion… DOUG KINSELLA!

(“Open Your Eyes” plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)

Mark:Doug Kinsella is charging the ring and he has a steel chair in hand…

Rhino:He is ready to fight here tonight…

Mark:Doug Kinsella chases Edge and Randy Orton out of the ring with the Steel Chair…

Rhino:Randy Orton barely escape the ring as Doug Kinsella almost nailed him with that steel chair…

Mark:Doug Kinsella is telling Orton & Edge to come in to the ring…

Rhino:Edge enters the ring and is telling Doug Kinsella to drop the weapon…

Mark:Doug Kinsella drops the weapon… Edge charges with a clothesline… Doug Kinsella Ducks… Neckbreaker by Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella picks back up the steel chair…

Mark:Edge bails out of the ring… Orton gets Cracked!

Rhino:Doug Kinsella connected with that Steel Chair and Randy Orton didn’t see it coming at all…

Mark:From behind Edge comes back in to the ring and attacks Doug Kinsella from behind… Edge turns Randy Orton around and begins stomping away at the EWA Tag Team Champion…

Rhino:Edge is going back for the ribs that were injured at May-Hem of Doug Kinsella…

Mark:Doug Kinsella says the ribs are One Hundred Percent but we will see how they hold up after being attacked right now…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is being pulled out of the corner right now…

Mark:Edge hooks up Doug Kinsella and drops him with a Front Suplex and drops him right on the top rope…

Rhino:Edge now has that steel chair…

Mark:Edge nails Doug Kinsella right in the back and rib area with that Steel Chair…

Rhino:He really laid in to him with that shot…

Mark:One more time for good measure as Doug Kinsella now falls off the ropes and to the outside of the ring he goes…

Rhino:Edge goes right after him…

Mark:Edge picks up Doug Kinsella… Irish Whip… Reversal by Kinsella and Edge goes right in to the steel guard rail…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is lining up Edge…

Mark:Kinsella charges… Orton with a Clothesline!

Rhino:Randy Orton caught Doug Kinsella charging at Edge… I dont think Doug Kinsella coming at all…

Mark:Kinsella was caught off guard by Randy Orton who now drives Doug Kinsella back first in to the side of the ring before rolling him back in to the ring…

Rhino:Edge is now getting himself together and back in to the ring…

Mark:Edge tags in Randy Orton.. Randy Orton opens up the steel chair… Orton hooks up Kinsella… Backbreaker Right on to the Steel Chair…

Rhino:You have to know the ribs are hurting Doug Kinsella once again…

Mark:You can say that you are One Hundred Percent but that’s because no damage is being done to the ribs…But right now damage is being done to that area and its not good for Doug Kinsella right now…

Rhino:Randy Orton is ready to make a pin attempt…

Mark:The referee makes the count 1……………….2……………….Kickout by Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:Randy Orton is now waiting for Doug Kinsella to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Inverted Backbreaker by Randy Orton… Orton goes for another cover 1………………..2…………. Kinsella gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Edge gets tagged back in to the ring…

Mark:Edge now goes behind Doug Kinsella and just hammers Kinsella right in the back of the ribs…

Rhino:Kinsella is being backed up in to the corner…

Mark:Edge whips Doug Kinsella in the farside corner… Edge charges in after him… Clothesline! NO! Kinsella moves out of the way… School Boy 1…………………..2……………3……NO! Edge kicks out…

Rhino:Both men are back up on their feet…

Mark:Running Clothesine by Edge as he takes Doug Kinsella’s head off…

Rhino:Edge is now rolling out of the ring and I think he wants to get wood…

Mark:Edge is now bringing a table in to the ring and sets it up in the corner…

Rhino:Randy Orton gets the tag now from Edge…

Mark:Doug Kinsella is now pulling himself back up on to his feet… Irish whip in the ropes… Powerslam!

Rhino:Randy Orton has an evil smirk on his face right now…

Mark:Doug Kinsella looks to be out on his feet right now…

Rhino:We could be looking at new EWA Tag Team Champions right now…

Mark:Edge is in the ring distracting Kinsella… Orton spins him around… RKO! NO! Doug Kinsella pushes him off towards the table…

Rhino:Look out for Edge…

Mark:Edge Charges… SPEAR! ON ORTON!

Rhino:Doug Kinsella moved out of the way and Randy Orton was just Speared Right through the table…

Mark:Doug Kinsella clothesline Edge out of the ring…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is pulling Orton out of the corner…

Mark:FINAL ENCOUNTER! On Randy Orton.. Doug Kinsella hooks the leg of Randy Orton 1………………….2……………3……….ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Tag Team Champion DOUG KINSELLA!

Rhino:Doug Kinsella just successfully defended the EWA Tag Team Titles…

Mark:This will not make Shane McMahon or William McConnell happy…As it will be McConnell and Kinsella at High Stakes… But for now we are going to see if Big Daddy Ace or Shane Sparx can earn themselves a shot at the EWA World Title when they battle in a…

(“King Of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)

Rhino:I guess its time for the State of the Game Address…

Mark:Triple H has entered the ring and has a microphone in hand… So lets hear from Triple H…

HHH:As everyone knows by now last week I lost my EWA World Heavyweight Championship to Stone Cold Steve Austin… Now I know everyone is expecting me to make a big deal about it and all… And quite frankly… The Old Triple H would have… But I know when the time is right… I will be the EWA World Heavyweight Champion again… But for now… I have a challenge to make… And that challenge is for High Stakes 2007…You see there is a match that I want and I want it at High Stakes… BecauseIn which in One Corner… It will be Yours Truly Triple H… And in the other corner it will be… The Resident Psycho of the EWA… So Right Now… I want The So Called Resident Psycho of The EWA to come out here and accept My Challenge…

(“I Want It All begins to play as the crowd cheers.. Lone jobber comes out to the stage)

Jobber: You know Hunter, I was sitting back there ready to come crash this pitty party of yours, but when I heard you say pscho.. mentioning a nutcase… a loon.. there could be only one man you could possibly be talking about.. Mister.. E… W…A… Lone Jobber… yeah

HHH:You have such an ego… I mean seriously… Why does everything have to be about Mister E…W…A… I mean the whole world of wrestling doesn’t revolve around you…

LJ: Oh contrare my rioded up friend… the EWA is always about this Neighborhood Nutcase.. I mean, who else is gunna steal the show? One of those Vicious End guys? They don’t even know how to stay on schedule…

HHH:Hello… Newsflash… Its not 2001… Its 2007… There is no such thing as Vicious End… If I were you I would learn to get with times pal…

LJ: Well my bad… then again, if it ain’t 2001, why do you think these fans give a damn about you anymore?

HHH:Im not the one who created a tournament in my name just so people will start talking about me again… By the way… Who won that tournament… A Porn star?

LJ: That depends… what do you consider winning? I mean, I do remember seeing Val leave on a strea… wait.. why are we talking about the Invite? Trying to weasel your way out of something Hunter?

HHH:Im not trying to weasle out of anything… In fact… Since someone else doesn’t want to show up and fight… Why dont I offer this challenge to you… Because the word around the lockeroom is that you are walking away from the business… So why not for old times sakes… At High Stakes… Triple H vs Lone Jobber… One On One…

LJ: The greatest man to grace an EWA ring facing.. well.. you? Be a nice little icing on the cake big man. So you got it Huntley… because one more, these fans get to see your punk ass looking at stars…

HHH:Isnt always you looking up at the stars…

LJ: Well, you know what Hunter, with all these people telling me to look at the archive, which can be found at archive.ewazone.com, I do seem to remember you not being able to even match me back in November when I took your fucking title, and unlike some people, I didn’t need help

HHH:What happened when you won that title? Oh Yes… You lost it right away to Big Daddy Ace… But you see one final time Jobber… At High Stakes… You will Go One on One… With The King of Kings!

LJ: And once again, the King of Kings will know what it feels like to Job to the Jobber… bitch

HHH:We will see Jobber… Until then Nashville and I have only have TWO WORDS FOR YA!

Crowd:SUCK IT!

(“King of Kings” begins to play as both men start to walk to the back…)

Mark:Its Triple H and Lone Jobber at High Stakes… But for now its time to find out who will fight Stone Cold at High Stakes…

Steve Austin vs Big Daddy Ace vs Shane Sparx
*Whoever Pins Steve Austin, will Earn a Shot at the EWA World Championship

Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Triple Threat Match and is set for One Fall… Introducing first… From Las Vegas, Nevada… Weighing in at 234 Pounds… Wrestling Legend and Chick Magnet… SHANE SPARX!

(“Seein Red” plays as Shane Sparx enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 273 Pounds… BIG DADDY ACE!

(“No More Sorrow” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Victoria, Texas…Weighing in at 252 Pounds… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion…STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!

(“Alliance” plays as Steve Austin enters the arena…)

Mark:The EWA World Champion is a marked man as both Shane Sparx and Big Daddy Ace surround him…

Rhino:Steve Austin will have to try and fight off both men…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace nails Steve Austin with a right hand… Austin fires back with a right hand of his own…

Rhino:Shane Sparx backs up as he sees both men exchanging right hands…

Mark:Stone Cold backs Big Daddy Ace up in to the ropes… Stone Cold with an irish whip sending Big Daddy Ace off in to the farside… Ace comes off the ropes and gets caught with a back elbow right to the side of the head…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is getting up on to his feet…

Mark:Stone Cold with a clothesline sending Big Daddy Ace over the top rope with a clothesline…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace was just knocked out of the ring…

Mark:Shane Sparx is now behind Stone Cold… A couple of shots to the back of Stone Cold… Pump Handle Slam!

Rhino:Shane Sparx just dropped Stone Cold with the Pump Handle Slam…

Mark:Sparx goes right for the cover 1………….2…………….. Kickout by Austin…

Rhino:Steve Austin is being backed up in to the corner…

Mark:Shane Sparx with a couple of right hands to Stone Cold in the corner… Shane Sparx pulls him out of in to the center of the ring… Facebuster driving Stone Cold face first in to the mat…

Rhino:Shane Sparx is taking it to the Texas Rattlesnake at the moment…

Mark:Shane Sparx goes for another cover 1………………..2……Big Daddy Ace comes in to the ring and breaks it up…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace and Shane Sparx are now face to face in the center of the ring…

Mark:They are talking over strategy right now…

Rhino:If either man wants a shot at the EWA World Title they will have to beat Stone Cold Steve Austin…

Mark:Austin is back up on his feet… Big Daddy Ace and Shane Sparx both go after Stone Cold as they whip him in to the ropes… Stone Cold comes off the ropes… Double Clothesline…

Rhino:It looks like thy are going to work together to take out Steve Austin…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace now hooks up Stone Cold…Jackhammer Slam!

Rhino:Stone Cold was just drilled right in to the canvas by Big Daddy Ace…

Mark:Shane Sparx is now going after Steve Austin… Shane Sparx hooks up Stone Cold… Over The Head Belly to Belly Suplex…

Rhino:Stone Cold was just sent half way across the ring by Shane Sparx…

Mark:Shane Sparx and Big Daddy Ace are looking at one another…

Rhino:It seems like they are trying to out do the other right now…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace picks up Stone Cold… Go Behind… Belly to Back Suplex dropping Steve Austin right on the back of his head…

Rhino:Shane Sparx now picks up Steve Austin…

Mark:Belly to Back Suplex by Shane Sparx…

Rhino:They are really trying to out do one another…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now pulling Steve Austin up on to his feet… Irish whip by Big Daddy Ace… Austin comes off the ropes… Powerslam!

Rhino:Shane Sparx is telling Big Daddy Ace to top this as he heads to the top rope…

Mark:Moonsault!

Rhino:Nice Moonsault right there…

Mark:Shane Sparx goes for the cover 1…………………..2………………….. Big Daddy Ace pulls him right off of Steve Austin…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is asking him what he is doing…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks up Austin… Float Over Suplex 1………………….2………….. Shane Sparx now pulls Big Daddy Ace off of Steve Austin…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace and Shane Sparx are now face to face in the center of the ring…

Rhino:They are exchanging good wishes right now…

Mark:There they go…

Rhino:They are really letting the other have it right now…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace and Shane Sparx trading right hands… Sparx with a kick right to the midsection…DDT! NO! Big Daddy Ace counters… Northern Lights Suplex! With a Bridge 1…………………2…………………..Shane Sparx kicks out…

Rhino:If Big Daddy Ace got the fall right there he would have lost out on his title shot…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace now backs Shane Sparx up in to the corner…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is climbing the ropes…

Mark:Big Right Hands by Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:The Fans are counting along…

Mark:Eight… Nine… Ten… Shane Sparx is staggering out of the corner… Clothesline!

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace laid out Shane Sparx with that clothesline…

Mark:Stone Cold is back up on his feet… Big Daddy Ace charges… SPEAR! NO!

Rhino:Stone Cold saw him coming and Big Daddy Ace hit the corner head on…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace staggers out of the corner… STONE COLD STUNNER!

Rhino:That’s gonna be it right here…

Mark:Stone Cold goes for the cover 1……………………2…………….3……..NO! Shane Sparx breaks it up…

Rhino:Stone Cold was a half a second away from knocking out his competition…

Mark:Shane Sparx and Stone Cold exchanging right hands… Shane Sparx with an irish whip… Reversal by Steve Austin… Shane Sparx comes off the ropes… Lou Thez Press! Austin follows it up with right hands…

Rhino:Stone Cold is starting to feel it…

Mark:Stone Cold bounces off the ropes… Big Elbow! Right to the face of Shane Sparx…. SPEAR!

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace caught Stone Cold with the spear as he turned around…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks the leg 1…………………..2…………………….3…………..NO! Shane Sparx knocks Big Daddy Ace off of Steve Austin…

Rhino:Shane Sparx is now backing Big Daddy Ace up in to the corner…

Mark:Reverse Tornado DDT! By Shane Sparx…

Rhino:The referee just got knocked down by Shane Sparx as he came out of the corner with the reverse Tornado DDT…

Mark:Shane Sparx is now heading to the top rope… WHEN SPARX FLY! MISSED!

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace rolled out of the way…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is up on his feet… ACE CRUSHER!

Rhino:Shane Sparx has been laid out…

Mark:Stone Cold is back up… Clothesline!

Rhino:Stone Cold is now waiting for Big Daddy Ace to get back up on his feet…

Mark:Someone just came down to the ring…

Rhino:Its Shane McMahon!

Mark:What is he doing out here right now…

Rhino:Shane McMahon has the EWA World Title belt in his hand…

Mark:Stone Cold has Big Daddy Ace lined up… STUNNER! NO! Big Daddy Ace shoves Steve Austin off… Shane McMahon charges with the belt… AUSTIN DUCKS! McMahon Hits Ace!

Rhino:Shane McMahon was going for Stone Cold that time with the EWA World Title Belt but he hit Big Daddy Ace by mistake…

Mark:Shane McMahon gets shoved out of the ring by Stone Cold…

Rhino:Stone Cold is now waiting for someone to get up on to their feet…

Mark:Shane Sparx has staggered up… STUNNER!

Rhino:The referee is coming to…

Mark:Stone Cold covers Shane Sparx 1…………………..2…………….3…………ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!

Rhino:For the Second Week in a Row Shane McMahon interfered and cost someone a match up and this week it was Big Daddy Ace…

Mark:Why was Shane McMahon trying to attack Stone Cold? Who will face Stone Cold at High Stakes? Those questions still to be answered… But it is now time for our Main Event…

EWA Television Championship Weapons with a “C” Match
Shawn Michaels(c) vs Diamond Dallas Page
*All Weapons that begin with the letter “C” are Legal

Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the Weapons with a “C” Match and is for the EWA Television Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From the Jersey Shore…Weighing in at 253 Pounds… DDP DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE!

(“Self High Five” plays as Diamond Dallas Page enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The EWA Television Champion… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!

(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)

Mark:Shawn Michaels and Diamond Dallas Page square off in the center of the ring… DDP shoves Shawn Michaels backwards in to the ropes…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels goes right back up in the face of DDP…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is telling DDP to hit him… DDP goes for a right hand… Shawn Michaels ducks and he now connects with a couple of right hands…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is just jabbing at DDP right now…

Mark:Shawn Michaels whips DDP in to the ropes… DDP comes off the ropes… Hiptoss by Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:DDP gets right back up on his feet…

Mark:Shawn Michaels scores with a big right hand knocking down DDP…

Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is now backing DDP up in to the corner…

Mark:Shawn Michaels now starts climbing up the corner…Right hands by Shawn Michaels…DDP shoves him right off…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels gets right back up on his feet…

Mark:DDP charges and connects with a running clothesline…

Rhino:Diamond Dallas Page is now choking the life out of Shawn Michaels right now…

Mark:DDP is now backing Shawn Michaels up in the corner and starts hammering with shots right to the midsection…DDP with a hard Irish Whip sending Shawn Michaels hard in to the corner…

Rhino:HBK is coming out of the corner dazed…

Mark:DDP with a Tilt a Whirl Backbreaker right to the Heartbreak Kid…

Rhino:The EWA Television Champion has a history of back injuries and you can see the pain on his face after the Backbreaker…

Mark:Diamond Dallas Page is now heading to the outside of the ring and he just found something interesting underneath the ring…

Rhino:He found a cactus plant…

Mark:Weapons with a C so you never know what to expect but DDP tosses it out in the crowd…

Rhino:Look Out… Flying Cactus…

Mark:DDP now pulls out a Wooden Cane from underneath the ring…Baseball Slide! By Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:DDP was taking too long underneath the ring and it allowed Shawn Michaels to recover…

Mark:The Heartbreak Kid with a knife edge chop right across the chest of DDP and follows it up with a right hand knocking down DDP…

Rhino:HBK now looks underneath the ring and finds a glass cup…

Mark:DDP gets up and Shawn Michaels smashes the Cup across the face of Dimaond Dallas Page…

Rhino:It looks like DDP has been busted open after that shot…

Mark:Shawn Michaels rolls DDP back in to the ring and he is bringing a Steel Chair with him…

Rhino:HBK is opening up a chair in the center of the ring…

Mark:Shawn Michaels whips a Bloody DDP off in to the ropes… Reversal by DDP and he connects with a drop toe hold driving Shawn Michaels face first in to the steel chair…

Rhino:That moved backfired on Shawn Michaels…

Mark:DDP now grabs Shawn Michaels by the head and just rams it right in to the steel chair… DDP turns Shawn Michaels over and goes for the cover 1…………………2…………. HBK kicks out…

Rhino:DDP is wiping the blood out of his eyes right now as he backs Shawn Michaels up in to the ropes…

Mark:Shawn Michaels gets sent off in to the ropes… Flap Jack! Right down on to the steel chair…DDP now goes for the cover on Shawn Michaels 1…………..2……. Shawn Michaels gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:DDP is now going back to the outside of the ring…

Mark:DDP is now grabbing a singapore cane out from underneath the ring…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is pulling himself back up on to his feet…

Mark:Shawn Michaels turns around and DDP nails Shawn Michaels right in the head with the Singapore Cane…

Rhino:HBK is now busted open with that Singapore Cane Shot…

Mark:The EWA Television Championship has been laid out as DDP now goes for the cover 1……………………2……………….3…….NO! Shawn Michaels gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Diamond Dallas Page is on top of Shawn Michaels in the Camel Clutch Position…

Mark:Camel Clutch is locked on and DDP is using the Singapore Cane to pull back on the neck of Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is in a tremendous amount of pain…

Mark:Shawn Michaels gets his foot on the rope and the referee is stepping in to break it up…

Rhino:DDP has the Singapore Cane…

Mark:Cane Shot right across the lower back… One More Time!

Rhino:You can really see the pain on the face of Shawn Michaels…

Mark:Diamond Dallas Page turns over Shawn Michaels 1………………2…………..3……NO! Shawn Michaels gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is struggling to get up on to his feet…

Mark:Shawn Michaels turns around… DDT!

Rhino:DDP is going back to the outside of the ring and is bringing a couple of steel chairs in to the ring…

Mark:DDP is opening up the steel chairs…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is using the ropes to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Diamond Dallas Page with a kick to the midsection… DDP brings him over… POWERBOMB! NO!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is hammering DDP with right hands…

Mark:Hurricanranna! In to the Steel Chairs!

Rhino:What a counter by Shawn Michaels…

Mark:The Heartbreak Kid countered out of the Powerbomb and put DDP right down in to the chairs…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels and DDP are now struggling to get back up on to their feet…

Mark:Both men have lost a lot of blood…

Rhino:DDP is backup…

Mark:Shawn Michaels turns around… DDP goes for a right hand… Shawn Michaels blocks… Hard Chop right across the chest by HBK… DDP goes for another right hand… Blocked… And another chop across the chest by Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:HBK is lighting up Diamond Dallas Page right now…

Mark:Shawn Michaels whips DDP off in to the ropes… Reversal by DDP… HBK Comes off the ropes… Flying Forearm!

Rhino:Both men are down again…

Mark:Shawn Michaels Nips Back Up!

Rhino:The Second Wind for Shawn Michaels is coming…

Mark:Diamond Dallas Page turns around… Atomic Drop by Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:DDP is staggering around…

Mark:Shawn Michaels picks up a steel chair… HBK bounces off the ropes… Flying Chair Shot!

Rhino:What an innovative move by HBK…

Mark:Shawn Michaels goes for the cover 1…………………….2…………………3………NO! DDP gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:That was close…

Mark:Shawn Michaels now scoops up and slams DDP straight down to the canvas…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels lays the chair right head of DDP…

Mark:The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels is now heading to the top rope…

Rhino:The Showstopper is going to fly…

Mark:Flying Elbow Drop! Right Down on the Steel Chair and in the face of Diamond Dallas Page….

Rhino:This could be it right here…

Mark:Shawn Michaels hooks the leg 1………………………2……………3……….NO! DDP Kicks Out!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now tuning up the band for some Sweet Chin Music…

Mark:DDP is dazed as he turns around… SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO! DDP DUCKS! DDP Spins Shawn Michaels around… DIAMOND CUTTER!

Rhino:HBK is out Cold…

Mark:DDP hooks the leg 1………………………2……………………3…………. ITS NOT OVER! Shawn Michaels got his shoulder up…

Rhino:DDP is now getting up in the face of the referee…

Mark:Both men have lost a lot of blood as you can see the face of Shawn Michaels and Diamond Dallas Page…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is staggering up on to his feet…

Mark:DDP hooks up Shawn Michaels… DIAMOND CUTTER!

Rhino:That’s a Second Diamond Cutter…

Mark:DDP hooks the leg again 1…………………………2…………………3………..NEW CHAMPION!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA Television Champion DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE!

Rhino:DDP just took the EWA Television Championship away from Shawn Michaels…

Mark:It took Two Diamond Cutters… But Diamond Dallas Page is the new EWA Television Champion… How will Shawn Michaels React to losing the EWA Television Championship? Who will Fight for the EWA World Title at High Stakes? So Many Questions to answer… We will find out next time… Im Mark… Hes Rhino… Good Night Everyone!