Sabotage 2007
Mark:We are live here in San Antonio, Texas as eWazone.com Presents EWA Sabotage 2007… I am the Voice of the Extreme Wrestling Alliance… My name is Mark… Alongside my broadcast partner… Rhino… And what action we have for everyone here tonight Rhino…
Rhino:Its Wargames Mark… Simply Wargames…
Mark:The match that was made famous in World Championship Wrestling has returned to the Extreme Wrestling Alliance… But we are taking it one step further… By putting the match inside the Hell in a Cell…
Rhino:Degeneration X will team up with the Voodoo Kin Mafia to go up against The Crazy Eights…
Mark:That is our Main Event… But also tonight the EWA Television Champion and World Champion will be in action as well… When Doug Kinsella defends the EWA Television Championship in a Smashing Caskets Match against Halo…
Rhino:Halo picked up a big win in his debut in the EWA… Now can he make it Two in a Row? We will find out…
Mark:Its Sabotage 2007… Its the EWA… And lets get to our opening contest…
Monthly Rules
“Impact Player” Jeremy Johnson vs Myst
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Raleigh, North Carolina…Weighing in at 248 Pounds… MYST!
(“Adrenaline” plays as Myst enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Philadelphia, Pa… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… Accompained to the ring by Paul Heyman… The Impact Player JEREMY JOHNSON!
(“Great American Nightmare” plays as Jeremy Johnson enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway… Myst charges at the Impact Player with a clothesline and that shook Jeremy Johnson…
Rhino:Johnson didn’t go down as he stayed up on his feet…
Mark:Myst now charges at Jeremy Johsnon… Jeremy Johnson side steps him and picks him up and drops him with a side walk slam…
Rhino:Jeremy Johnson saw him coming and was able to drop him right down to the canvas…
Mark:Jeremy Johnson picks up Myst and whips him hard in to the corner… Myst comes staggering out… Flying Shoulder Block by The Impact Player Jeremy Johnson…
Rhino:Myst egst back up on to his feet…
Mark:Jeremy Johnson lifts him up high in the air…
Rhino:Myst is in trouble…
Mark:Jeremy Johnson drops him on his shoulder… Running Powerslam by The Impact Player Jeremy Johnson…
Rhino:Paul Heyman is just watching his monster dominate right now…
Mark:Jeremy Johnson goes for a cover 1…………………2………… And Jeremy Johnson pulls Myst up himself…
Rhino:I guess Jeremy Johnson isnt done just yet with Myst…
Mark:Jeremy Johnson whips Myst in to the ropes…Flapjack… Sending Myst high in the air and dropping him straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Myst is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Jeremy Johnson sets up Myst… Mission Statement! As he drilled him with one hell of a spinebuster…
Rhino:Myst was just drilled right in to the canvas…
Mark:Jeremy Johnson now hooks up Myst… TOTAL IMPACT!
Rhino:That’s gonna be it right now…
Mark:Jeremy Johnson hooks the leg 1…………………2………….3…. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JEREMY JOHNSON!
Rhino:Paul Heyman’s Impact Player just dominated here tonight…
Mark:Yes he did… As we now get set for our next contest…
Megumi Kudo vs Jeff Hardy
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Koshigaya, Japan… Weighing in at 132 Pounds… MEGUMI KUDO!
(“Battle without Honor or Humanity” plays as Megumi Kudo enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Cameron, North Carolina… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… JEFF HARDY!
(“2Xtreme” plays as Jeff Hardy enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway… Jeff Hardy nails Megumi Kudo with a couple of right hands… Megumi Kudo comes back with a couple of forearms of her own…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo and Jeff Hardy are trading shots…
Mark:Jeff Hardy goes for a kick to the midsection… Megumi Kudo catches his leg… Mule Kick by Jeff Hardy…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo had his left leg… But not the right…
Mark:Megumi Kudo now back up and gets sent for the ride in to the ropes… Kudo comes off the ropes… Hip Toss by Jeff Hardy…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is getting back up…
Mark:Jeff Hardy hooks her up… DDT!
Rhino:Megumi Kudo was just dropped right on her head…
Mark:Jeff Hardy goes for the cover 1…………………..2………….. Megumi Kudo gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Jeff Hardy is now backing Megumi Kudo up in to the corner…
Mark:Jeff Hardy now climbs up the corner… And starts hammering Megumi Kudo with right hands…
Rhino:The fans are counting along…
Mark:Six… Seven… Shot Low by Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:That was real close to being a low blow right there…
Mark:Megumi Kudo now pushes Jeff Hardy off the ropes…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is now climbing up the ropes…
Mark:Jeff Hardy is now back up on to his feet… Moonsault by Megumi Kudo right down on to Jeff Hardy…
Rhino:Beautiful Moonsault by Megumi Kudo…
Mark:Kudo has the legs hooked 1……………………..2………………….. Jeff Hardy kicks out…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo now waiting for Jeff Hardy to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Megumi Kudo whips Jeff Hardy in to the corner… Handspring Back Elbow by Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Jeff Hardy is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Running Bulldog by Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Jeff Hardy could be done right now…
Mark:Megumi Kudo hooks the leg 1…………………………..2……………..3… NO! Jeff Hardy gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is now heading back up to the top rope…
Mark:Jeff Hardy is staggering up… Megumi Kudo leaps…Crossbody! No! Jeff Hardy connects with a dropkick…
Rhino:That had to knock the wind right out of Megumi Kudo…
Mark:Jeff Hardy is slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:As his Megumi Kudo…
Mark:Jeff Hardy with right hands to Megumi Kudo… Kudo gets whipped in to the ropes… Back Body Drop by Jeff Hardy…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is staggering back up…
Mark:Kick to the midsection… Twist of Fate! NO! Megumi Kudo pushes him off in to the corner…
Rhino:Jeff Hardy is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Kick to the midsection… Kudodome Driver!
Rhino:That was impressive…
Mark:Megumi Kudo hooks the leg 1………………..2………….3….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner MEGUMI KUDO!
Rhino:Megumi Kudo gets back on track with a win here tonight over Jeff Hardy…
Mark:Megumi Kudo was impressive here tonight…Something is going on backstage… So lets see what is going on…
Rhino:Its the Crazy Eights…
Mark:They are running wild backstage are the Crazy Eights…
Rhino:People have been knocked out…
Mark:That looks like Kempo to me…
Rhino:Kempo isnt moving backstage…
Mark:Officials are trying to get control of the Crazy Eights… But with Kempo knocked out… I dont think he will be competing here tonight…So it is now time for more EWA Action…
Lone Jobber vs AJ Styles
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Gainsville, Ga…Weighing in at 215 Pounds… AJ STYLES!
(“I Am” Plays as AJ Styles enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From The Slaughter House… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… Mister EWA LONE JOBBER!
(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Lone Jobber is telling AJ Styles exactly who he is…
Rhino:He is giving him a little bit of lip service right now…
Mark:AJ Styles slaps Lone Jobber right in the face…
Rhino:Lone Jobber seems to approve of the slap right across the face…
Mark:Lone Jobber slaps AJ Styles back across the face…
Rhino:Lone Jobber smiles… AJ Styles is trying to laugh it off…
Mark:Right hands by AJ Styles rocking Lone Jobber back in to the ropes… AJ Styles whips Lone Jobber off in to the ropes… Dropkick by AJ Styles…
Rhino:Nice Dropkick right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber staggers up on to his feet… AJ Styles clotheslines Lone Jobber over the top rope and to the outside goes Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to regroup on the outside of the ring…
Mark:AJ Styles charges and dives through the ropes and dives right in to Lone Jobber on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber was trying to regroup and AJ Styles took advantage…
Mark:AJ Styles rolls Lone Jobber in to the ring…
Rhino:AJ Styles heads to the top rope…
Mark:Flying Clothesline connects by AJ Styles from the top rope… AJ Styles goes for the cover 1………………….2………… Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:AJ Styles is now waiting for Lone Jobber to get up on to his feet…
Mark:Kick to the midsection by AJ Styles… Double Underhook… Double Underhook Powerbomb! By AJ Styles…
Rhino:Lone Jobber was just drilled in to the mat…
Mark:AJ Styles with the cover 1…………………2……………….3…NO! Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was real close right there… AJ Styles was a half a second away from picking up the victory…
Mark:Lone Jobber staggers up on to his feet… Shots right to the jaw by AJ Styles backing Lone Jobber in to the corner… Irish whip by AJ Styles… Styles sends Lone Jobber right in to the corner…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Spin Heel Kick! Ducked by Lone Jobber and AJ Styles missed big time with that kick…
Rhino:Lone Jobber saw him coming in and was able to get out of the way…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now putting the boots right to AJ Styles…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is just stomping away at the back of AJ Styles just pounding him in to the mat…
Mark:Right now AJ Styles is getting back up on to his feet… Lone Jobber hooks up AJ Styles… Front Face Suplex by Lone Jobber driving AJ Styles in to the mat…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now taking it to AJ Styles…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks the leg of AJ Styles 1……………….2………….Kickout by AJ Styles…
Rhino:It seems like Mister EWA has been able to take control of this contest…
Mark:Lone Jobber now waits for AJ Styles to turn around.. Kick to the midsection…Hangmans Neckbreaker by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:The focus of Lone Jobber seems to be the neck and head of AJ Styles…
Mark:Another cover by Lone Jobber 1…………..2………..Kickout by AJ Styles…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now hooking up AJ Styles…
Mark:Sleeper Hold by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to put AJ Styles to sleep right now…
Mark:AJ Styles seems to be fading away…
Rhino:The referee is checking on AJ right now…
Mark:The arm is lifted up and gets dropped down…
Rhino:That’s one…
Mark:The referee checks the arm again and it drops a second time…
Rhino:One more time and then this one will be over…
Mark:The arm is up and down it… No… AJ Styles is still alive…
Rhino:The fans are beind AJ Styles right now…
Mark:Elbows to the midsection of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:The Sleeper Hold has now been broken…
Mark:AJ Styles sends Lone Jobber off in to the ropes… AJ Styles goes for a clothesline… Lone Jobber ducks underneath… Lone Jobber comes off the ropes… Double Clothesline…
Rhino:Both men are down on the canvas…
Mark:Both men are struggling to get back up on to their feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is up…
Mark:AJ Styles is back up as well… Right hands by Lone Jobber backing AJ Styles in to the ropes… Irish whip by Lone Jobber… Lone Jobber goes for a clothesline… AJ Styles ducks… Pele!
Rhino:That caught Lone Jobber sqaure in the jaw…
Mark:AJ Styles covers Lone Jobber 1…………………….2…………..3….NO! Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Really Close right there…
Mark:AJ Styles is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is down and not really moving…
Mark:SPIRAL TAP! NO Lone Jobber rolled out of the way…
Rhino:AJ Styles Crashed and Burned right there Mark…
Mark:AJ Styles is staggering up on to his feet… Lone Jobber lines him up… THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Lone Jobber falls on top of AJ Styles…1……………………2…………3……..NO! AJ Styles gets his foot on the rope…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is getting right up in the face of the referee right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber now scoops up and slams AJ Styles down to the canvas…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:450 SPLASH! NO! AJ Styles rolled out of the way…
Rhino:Lone Jobber missed his big time high risk move just like AJ Styles…
Mark:Lone Jobber staggers around… AJ Styles hooks him up… STYLES CLASH!
Rhino:AJ could have him right here…
Mark:AJ Styles with the cover 1…………………………2…………3…… HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner AJ STYLES!
Rhino:AJ Styles comes to the EWA and takes out Mister EWA…
Mark:Right now it is time for some more EWA Action as it is all about a Battle for Respect…
Monthly Rules
Battle for Respect
Justin Credible vs Rob Van Dam
Pa Announcer:This next contest is No Disqualification Battle of Respect Match… Set for One Fall… Introducing first… From Ozone Park, New York… Weighing in at 225 Pounds…JUSTIN CREDIBLE!
(“Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck” plays as Justin Credible enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Battle Creek, Michigan… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… Mr. Pay Per View ROB VAN DAM!
(“Walk” plays as Rob Van Dam enter the arena…)
Mark:Well these two men have a lot of history together here in the EWA…
Rhino:Former Multi-time EWA Tag Team Champions are Justin Credible and Rob Van Dam…
Mark:Problems have come up lately which is why for the first time… Its Rob Van Dam battling Justin Credible… As both men are now staring down one another in the center of the ring…
Rhino:They are ready to go…
Mark:Collar and Elbow tie up in the center of the ring… Both men battling for position… Justin Credible backs RVD up in to the ropes…
Rhino:Both men are battling back in to the center of the ring…
Mark:Justin Credible goes for a right hand… Van Dam ducks and now hammers Justin Credible with a couple of forearms by RVD…
Rhino:RVD is now backing him up in to the ropes…
Mark:Irish whip by Rob Van Dam sending Justin Credible in to the ropes… RVD with a split… Justin Credible leaps over him… Justin Credible comes back off the ropes… Monkey Flip by Rob Van Dam…
Rhino:Justin Credible was sent half way across the ring…
Mark:Justin Credible gets back up on to his feet… RVD charges and flies with a Cross Body… Justin Credible ducked and RVD goes flying through the ropes to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Justin Credible saw RVD coming and got out of the way…
Mark:Justin Credible now goes to the outside of the ring… Credible whips RVD right in to the steel guardrail…
Rhino:RVD was sent hard right in to the corner…
Mark:Justin Credible now picks up Rob Van Dam and drops him throat first right across the steel guard rail…
Rhino:Justin Credible takes RVD and now rolls him back in to the ring…
Mark:Justin Credible is now looking underneath the ring for something…
Rhino:RVD is getting back up on to his feet slowly…
Mark:Justin Credible is back up on the apron… Spin Kick right to the head of Justin Credible by Rob Van Dam knocking him off the apron…
Rhino:Van Dam is now quickly to the top rope…
Mark:Justin Credible is up on his feet… RVD with a Jumping Side Kick off the top rope to the outside of the ring connecting on Justin Credible…
Rhino:Van Dam is now hanging Justin Credible over the guardrail…
Mark:Rob Van Dam is now up on the ring apron… RVD taunts as the crowd chants R-V-D… RVD with a leaping Spin Kick right across the back of Justin Credible…
Rhino:What a move right there by Rob Van Dam…
Mark:Van Dam rolls Justin Credible back in to the ring… RVD grabs a Steel Chair as he comes back in to the ring…
Rhino:Justin Credible is getting back up in to the corner..
Mark:RVD chagres in and connects with a running shoulder block… Van Dam flips back and rams his shoulder right in to the midsection of Justin Credible…
Rhino:Van Dam now has the steel chair and lays it down in the center of the ring…
Mark:Monkey Flip by RVD and he sends Justin Credible right in to the steel chair…RVD now with a quick cover 1………….2…………Justin Credible kicks out…
Rhino:Van Dam now has the steel chair…
Mark:The Steel Chair is being wedge between the ropes in the corner… RVD grabs Justin Credible by the head… RVD goes to throw Justin Credible in to the steel chair…Justin Credible blocks and he throws Rob Van Dam right in to the steel chair…
Rhino:Justin Credible is regrouping as RVD staggers around…
Mark:Stun Gun! Right on the top rope…
Rhino:Van Dam is dazed…
Mark:Justin Credible hooks him up… DDT by Justin Credible… Justin Credible hooks the leg of Rob Van Dam 1…………………..2……….. RVD kicks out…
Rhino:Justin Credible is now grabbing his singapore cane that he had at ringside…
Mark:RVD is staggering up on to his feet… Van Dam turns around and Justin Credible with a huge shot with the singapore cane right in to the head of Rob Van Dam…
Rhino:One hell of a shot right there…
Mark:RVD could be done as Justin Credible hooks the leg 1……………2………….3…..NO! RVD gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Real close right there…
Mark:RVD is now staggering back up on to his feet… Russian Leg Sweep with the Singapore Cane by Justin Credible..
Rhino:Interesting move right there…
Mark:Justin Credible with another cover 1…………..2…………3… NO! Another kickout by Rob Van Dam…
Rhino:RVD is really in bad shape right now…
Mark:Justin Credible now pulls the steel chair out from the ropes…
Rhino:Rob Van Dam is using the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:RVD turns around… Justin Credible swings the steel chair…RVD ducks… VAN DAMINATOR!
Rhino:That could be it right here and now…
Mark:RVD with a cover 1…………………….2……………..3……. NO! Justin Credible Kicks Out!
Rhino:That was so close…
Mark:These two men are looking to settle the issues they have between each other with this Battle of Respect Match…
Rhino:They are really trading shots back and forth in this match up…
Mark:RVD is back up on his feet… Justin Credible is up as well… Van Dam goes for a kick… Justin Credible grabs the leg… Van Dam with a kick with the other leg right in to the face of Justin Credible…
Rhno:Justin Credible has been laid out…
Mark:Rob Van Dam is now heading up to the top rope…
Rhino:RVD has that sparkle in his eye…
Mark:FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH! NO! Justin Credible rolled out of the way…
Rhino:Van Dam is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:THATS INCREDIBLE!
Rhino:RVD has been knocked out…
Mark:Justin Credible hooks the leg 1……………….2………….3! HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JUSTIN CREDIBLE!
Rhino:Justin Credible wins this Battle of Respect Match Up…
Mark:Rob Van Dam is getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Both men are eye to eye right now…
Mark:RVD sticks out his hand to Justin Credible…
Rhino:They are looking at one another…
Mark:Justin Credible shakes the hand of RVD…
Rhino:This match up was about Respect… And I think they have earned each others respect…
Mark:Looks that way… As both men head to the back… We are now set for our EWA Television Championship Match.. So lets get to the…
(“I Want it All” plays as Lone Jobber walks out on to the stage…)
Rhino:What is Lone Jobber doing out here?
Mark:I have no idea…
Lone Jobber:Ladies and gentlemen, AJ Styles. You did good here tonight kid, keep showing us shit like that and maybe someday you will be the megastar that I am. I am sorry for butting in but it is time that I make a long awaited announcement, at least I’ve been waiting a while to make it. At Unholy Alliances we will see the first ever, of hopefully many, annual Lone Jobber Stardom Invitational. At Unholy Alliance we have set up a come as you are, dressed to kill, dress for success Battle Royale. Now you may be asking, why? Why would I of all people want to toss my hat into that bag? Why would I want to enter this match? For guys like you AJ, Halo, Kempo this is your chance to stand up and be seen. You want title shots? You want fame? Fortune? Then come down to my ring April 30th and force the suits to take notice. Or maybe you are like guys like myself, the old timers. You know who I’m talking about, be you William McConnell, Shawn Michaels or any of you. They like to say that we can no longer hang with the new crowd right, well stand up, stop being a pussy, and go and remind them that you are a force to be reckoned with and that there is a reason you have been king of the world for so long. Or maybe you are like the likes of Rob Van Dam, Jeremy Johnson, Justin Credible, or Vertigo, and you wnt to show those weekly bitches just how monthly rolls. Perhaps you are wanting to make a name for yourself, a team maybe. VKM and Crazy 8’s, I’m looking right at you. You want to talk about how you are going to kick ass and take names right, well come and grab the bull by the horns and prove to the world that you matter. Maybe you are like Vampiro, Billy Kidman, or you know the power of El Dandy and you hate that everyone always passes you by, well come on down to Lone jobber big ass barbeque Battle Royale and start your legacy. Speaking about legacies, maybe you are brand spanking new, right off the lot, maybe you are waiting for something big to happen to join our family, no better chance. You come and be apart of my project. Give me a little while, and the winner of this whole shebang will be positively made. The Lone Jobber Stardom Invitational. Sign up for the Battle Royale today. In related news, be sure to check out the 1st Anniversary of KJOB April 10th, that’s a Tuesday, where I will run down my year in review, maybe get a couple segments from you guys, oh, and complete in depth detail about how and why this program is happening. That’s April 10th, hopefully. Now will someone please hit my damn music.
(“I Want it All” plays as Lone Jobber walks to the back…)
Mark:It seems like Mister EWA has his own Invitational…Right now its time to get back to the ring for the Smashing Caskets Match for the EWA Television Championship…
EWA Television Championship Smashing Caskets Match
Doug Kinsella(c) vs Halo
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the SMASHING CASKETS MATCH for the EWA Television Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Manchester, England… Weighing in at 273 Pounds… The Exterminator HALO!
(“This was my life” plays as Halo enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Dayton, Ohio.. Weighing in at 220 Pounds… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion and Defending EWA Television Champion… DOUG KINSELLA!
(“Open Your Eyes” plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Doug Kinsella gets face to face with his challenger Halo…
Rhino:Halo just shoved Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Doug Kinsella comes back with a right hand… Ducked by Halo… Halo comes back with a couple of right hands of his own… As he now hooks up and connects with a suplex on Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Halo with a kick to the midsection… Hurricanranna taking Doug Kinsella right off of his feet…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella a little dazed as he gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Halo lifts him up and drops him with a side walk slam…
Rhino:Right now the challenger is taking it to the champion right now…
Mark:Halo now comes off the ropes… Running High Knee knocking Doug Kinsella through the ropes and to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Halo is going out after Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Halo has Doug Kinsella by the hair… Goes to ram him head first in to the side of the ring… Blocked by Doug Kinsella… And now Doug Kinsella rams Halo’s head in to the side of the ring…
Rhino:Halo has a little dazed look on his face…
Mark:Doug Kinsella now rams Halo in to the steel ring post…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella rolls Halo back in to the ring…
Mark:Vicious Uppercut right underneath the jaw of Doug Kinsella… One more by Kinsella rocking Halo…
Rhino:Halo is being rocked back in to the ropes…
Mark:Irish whip by Doug Kinsella… Halo comes off the ropes… Flying Back Elbow by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:The EWA Television & World Champion is taking back control of this contest…
Mark:Doug Kinsella now backs Halo in to the corner with hard chops across the chest…
Rhino:He is lighting up Halo…
Mark:Doug Kinsella now whips Halo in to the farside corner… Kinsella charges in… Halo gets the boots up in the face of Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is staggering around…
Mark:Halo scoops him up… Running Powerslam by Halo driving the EWA Television Champion right in to the mat…
Rhino:Halo is now telling the referee to open up the casket…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is being rolled towards the casket… With the casket open Doug Kinsella has been rolled right in to the casket…
Rhino:Halo now needs to shut the lid…
Mark:Doug Kinsella stops the lid from being shut as he fights his way out of the casket…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is fighting his way back up on to the ring apron…
Mark:Halo hooks up Doug Kinsella… Doug Kinsella blocks the suplex… Kinsella now hooks up Halo… Vertical Suplex by Doug Kinsella taking Halo out of the ring and drops him in to the casket…
Rhino:Now Doug is trying to shut the lid…
Mark:The lid is shut… No Halo blocks the lid from being shut…
Rhino:Halo is back up on the apron…
Mark:Clothesline by Halo sending Doug Kinsella over the top rope and back in to the ring…
Rhino:Kinsella is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Halo hooks him up… Heavens Hell!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella was drilled in to the mat…
Mark:Halo is now waiting for Doug Kinsella to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Halo is looking to finish off Doug Kinsella right here and now..
Mark:Halo has him up… DEATH JURY! NO! Doug Kinsella lands on his feet… FINAL ENCOUNTER!
Rhino:Halo has been laid out by the EWA World & Television Champion…
Mark:Kinsella is now rolling Halo to the casket…
Rhino:Halo looks to be out of it…
Mark:Doug Kinsella rolls him in to the casket and now shuts the lid…
Rhino:All he has to do now is smash up the casket…
Mark:Doug Kinsella has the sledgehammer…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good for Halo…
Mark:The casket is being smashed up… The referee stops the match… Its Over!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Television Champion DOUG KINSELLA!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella retains his EWA Television Championship here tonight…
Mark:Kinsella continues his reign as EWA Television and EWA World Champion… As we now ge…
(“Here Comes The Money” plays as Shane McMahon walks out on to the stage…)
Shane:Congrats Doug… Impressive victory here tonight at Sabotage… But I have heard you make some comments about me… And how you are so called “Predicting” what I am going to do… But you see Doug… You may think you know what I am going to do… But you have NO Idea… You see you might have thought I was going to just give AJ Styles… But it wont be AJ Styles at Tuesday Night Carnage… Oh No… You see… I have decided that since you have been calling it the “Match of the Year”… I figured why not recreate it… So you see at Tuesday Night Carnage… It will be Doug Kinsella going up against Demon Child for the EWA Television Championship… In a LADDER MATCH! But you see Dougie Poo… That’s only the beginning… Because if you survive… Then your road to Unholy Alliances… Will just get even tougher… And not to mention… What I have planned for you at Unholy Alliances(laughs)… Have Fun Doug… Its going to be one fun ride…
(“Here Comes The Money” plays as Shane McMahon walks to the back…)
Mark:So its set… Doug Kinsella will go One on One with Demon Child for the EWA Television Championship… Right now… Its time for our Main Event…
4 on 4 Wargames in a Cell
Degeneration X & Voodoo Kin Mafia vs Crazy Eights
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the 4 on 4 WARGAMES IN A CELL Match… Every Three Minutes another Superstar from each team will enter the Cell… Once all superstars have enter the cell…Then the first team to Score a pinfall… Will win the contest…Now introducing first… Representing The Crazy Eights… From New Orleans… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… HEIDENREICH!
(“Dangerous Politics” plays as Heidenreich enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… Representing Team DX/VKM… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go… Shawn Michaels and Heidenreich are face to face in the center of the ring… Shawn Michaels scores with a couple of chops right across the chest of Heidenreich…
Rhino:Heidenreich just shoved Shawn Michaels backwards in to the ropes…
Mark:Shawn Michaels charges at Heidenreich and Heidenreich lifts him up high in the air with a Miltary Press…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is in trouble…
Mark:Miltary Press Slam by Heidenreich as he drops Shawn Michaels straight down in to the canvas…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels struggles to get back up on to his feet after the wind got knocked out of him…
Mark:Running Clothesline by Heidenreich sending Shawn Michaels over the top rope and to the outside goes Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Heidenreich is following Shawn Michaels to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Heidenreich Scoops up Shawn Michaels and rams him right in to the side of the Cell…
Rhino:Heidenreich is now sticking his boot right in the throat of Shawn Michaels…
Mark:As he is doing it he is pushing him right in to the side of the cell…
Rhino:We are about a minute away of finding out who the next person to enter wargames will be…
Mark:Heidenreich now grabs Shawn Michaels and rolls him back in to the ring…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is pulling himself back up on to his feet…
Mark:Heidenreich charges… Shawn Michaels ducks a big boot attempt from Heidenreich…Knife Edge Chops across the chest of Heidenreich…
Rhino:We are moments away from finding out who will come out next for Wargames…
Mark:Heidnereich now backed up in to the corner… Irish whip by Shawn Michaels… Hard Reversal and Shawn Michaels goes flipping over the corner and falls to the outside of the ring…
(“Bounty Hunters” plays as BG James enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its BG James!
Mark:BG James is entering the cell now as he goes right in to the ring after Heidenreich…
Rhino:BG James is opening up on Heidenreich with jabs right to the side of the head…
Mark:BG James whips Heidenreich off in to the ropes… BG James goes for a clothesline…Heidenreich ducks… Heidenreich goes for a Big Boot…
Rhino:BG James Ducks…
Mark:Jabs to Heidenreich…
Rhino:Heidenreich is staggered…
Mark:A little shake rattle and a roll as he knocks down Heidenreich… BG James comes off the ropes and drops the knee right down on to Heidenreich…
Rhino:Heidenreich is a little dazed right now…
Mark:BG James is now backing Heidenreich up in to the corner…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is making his way back in to the ring…
Mark:BG James whips Heidenreich in to the farside corner… Heidenreich comes out of the corner… Clothesline by BG James…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels and BG James have a stare down in the ring…
Mark:Heidenreich is back up… BG James and Shawn Michaels score with a couple of right hands as they whip Heidenreich in to the ropes… Double Clothesline by BG James and Shawn Michaels…
(“I Feel Pretty” plays as Dr Cube enters the arena…)
Rhino:Here Comes Dr. Cube…
Mark:Shawn Michaels dives over the top rope and lands right down on to Dr.Cube on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels jumped him as he got right in to cell…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now has Dr. Cube and he whips him right in to the cell with an irish whip…Dropkick by Shawn Michaels knocking Dr. Cube back in to the cell…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is just taking it to Dr. Cube on the outside of the ring…
Mark:BG James scoops up Heidenreich… Heidenreich slides off of BG James shoulder and shoves him in to the corner…
Rhino:BG James is staggering out…
Mark:Big Boot by Heidenreich laying out BG James…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels reaches underneath the ring and pulls out a steel chair…
Mark:The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels is waiting for Dr Cube to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Dr. Cube is lined up…
Mark:Swing and a miss… Enziguri kick by Dr. Cube to Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels missed the chair shot and got caught right in the back of the head…
Mark:Heidenreich whips BG James in to the ropes… POWER DUNK!
Rhino:BG James has been laid out…
(“Bounty Hunters” plays as Kip James enters the arena…)
Rhino:Here comes Kip James!
Mark:Kip James goes right after Heidenreich laying him out with a clothesline…
Rhino:Dr. Cube is coming in to the ring…
Mark:Kip James lifts him up in a press slam and he throws him right out of the ring in to the cell…
Rhino:Impressive move right there from Kip James…
Mark:Heidenreich is getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Kip James is setting him up…
Mark:Jackhammer… No… Heidenreich blocks and connects with a front face suplex on Kip James…
Rhino:BG James is back up on to his feet…
Mark:Heidenreich gets attacked from behind by BG James…
Rhino:Dr. Cube is getting back up on his feet on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Steel Chair Shot right across the back by Shawn Michaels to Dr. Cube…
Rhino:Dr. Cube didn’t see that chair shot coming…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now hooks up Dr. Cube and slingshots him right in to the cell…
Rhino:Kip James is getting back up…
Mark:Double Vertical Suplex by the Voodoo Kin Mafia to Heidenreich…
(“Bad Boy For Life” plays as Bad Boy Hido enters the arena…)
Rhino:Here comes Bad Boy Hido!
Mark:Bad Boy Hido goes after Shawn Michaels on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels doesn’t see him coming…
Mark:Shawn Michaels turns around… Spin Heel Kick by Bad Boy Hido as he blindsided the Heartbreak Kid…
Rhino:Bad Boy Hido now has Shawn Michaels by the head…
Mark:Bad Boy Hido grinds Shawn Michaels face across the cell…
Rhino:Heidenreich was just sent in to the corner…
Mark:BG James chagres… Heidenreich gets the boot up right in the face of BG James…
Rhino:Here comes Kip James…
Mark:Vicious Clothesline by Heidenreich…
Rhino:Dr. Cube is making his way back in to the ring…
Mark:Bad Boy Hido just opened up the cell door and throws Shawn Michaels outside of the cell…
Rhino:Where is he taking Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Bad Boy Hido scoops up and slams Shawn Michaels down on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Bad Boy Hido has Shawn Michaels by the legs…
Mark:Slingshot in to the cell! Shawn Michaels grabs on to the cell and starts climbing up the cell…
Rhino:How in the hell did Shawn Michaels save himself?
Mark:I have no idea… But he did…
Rhino:Bad Boy Hido is climbing up the cell after Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Dr. Cube and Heidenreich throw Kip James outside of the ring… As Heidenreich now hooks up BG James… Double Powerbomb by Dr. Cube and Heidenreich…
Rhino:BG James has been laid out…
Mark:Shawn Michaels and Bad Boy Hido are trading shots on top of the cell…
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Triple H!
Mark:The Game is entering the cell and he hits the ring… Right hands to Dr. Cube… Big right hand laying out Dr. Cube…
Rhino:Heidenreich is charging at Triple H…
Mark:Knee Buster by The Game as now Heidenreich is staggering around… Hard Clothesline by Triple H…
Rhino:Bad Boy Hido just suplexed Shawn Michaels on top of the cell…
Mark:Dr. Cube is back up on to his feet…Spinebuster! By Triple H…
Rhino:The Game is a house of fire right now…
Mark:Dr. Cube is rolling to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Kip James and Triple H just shared a look…
Mark:The Game whips Heidenreich in to the ropes… Dropkick by Kip James…
Rhino:Triple H and Kip James are now exchaning words…
Mark:Bad Boy Hido just busted open Shawn Michaels as he grinded his face in to the cell…
Rhino:BG James just rolled Dr. Cube back in to the ring…
Mark:BG James sends Dr. Cube at Triple H… The Game kicks him in the midsection… Pedigree!
Rhino:Dr. Cube has been knocked out…
(“What a Rush” plays as Animal enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Animal!
Mark:All men have entered the match up… So now the first pinfall will take this match up…
Rhino:Voodoo Kin Mafia goes to the outside of the ring after Animal…
Mark:Triple H is now waiting for Heidenreich to get back up on his feet… BG James goes for a clothesline… Animal ducks and he rams BG James in to the cell…
Rhino:Here comes Kip James…
Mark:Kip James charges… Animal ducks and Kip James runs in to the cell…
Rhino:Kip James is staggering around…
Mark:Running Shoulder Block as he knocks Kip James in to the cell…
Rhino:Bad Boy Hido is looking to finish off Shawn Michaels on top of the cell…
Mark:Heidenreich is up… Kick to the midsection… Pedigree! No! Animal comes in and clotheslines Triple H from behind…
Rhino:Animal just saved his partner right there…
Mark:Animal now whips Triple H off in to the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:The Game is in trouble…
Mark:Heidenreich is now heading to the top rope…
Rhino:Animal has Triple H up on his shoulders…
Mark:DOOMSDAY DEVICE!
Rhino:Triple H could be done right now…
Mark:Heres the cover 1………………………2……………….3…….NO! BG James comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:That was so close…
Mark:Bad Boy Hido has Shawn Michaels setup…
Rhino:He is going to kill Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Powerbomb! No! Low Blow!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels just saved himself…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is up… Bad Boy Hido is Dazed… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:INCOMING!
Mark:OH MY GOD! BAD BOY HIDO JUST FLEW OFF THE TOP OF THE CELL RIGHT THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!
Rhino:Bad Boy Hido isnt moving…
Mark:Heidenreich just knocked Triple H out of the ring…
Rhino:BG James has Animal backed up in to the corner…
Mark:BG James whips Animal in to the farside corner…Animal comes out of the corner… Clothesline… No… Ducked by Animal… Animal lifts up BG James with a press slam…
Rhino:Chop Block!
Mark:Kip James came in from behind and chop blocked Animal…
Rhino:Animal is on one knee…
Mark:FAMEASSER!
Rhino:That could be it…
Mark:Kip James goes for the cover…
Rhino:Triple H just sent Heidenreich in to the cell…
Mark:Dr. Cube gets knocked off the apron as the referee counts 1………………2………………..3…………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners DEGENERATION X and the VOODOO KIN MAFIA!
Rhino:I guess this means that the Voodoo Kin Mafia have earned themselves a Tag Team Title Match…
Mark:DX and VKM got along for one night… But now they will meet with the Gold on the line… What a night it has been… This has been Sabotage… Goodnight Everyone!
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