Summertime Blowout 2007

Mark:Welcome everyone to the end of the summer spectacular known as Summertime Blowout… Here in San Diego, California the EWA will be presenting to you some tremendous action… Which includes our Main Event here tonight…

Rhino:Triple H will be putting his EWA World Heavyweight Championship on the line against the Number One Contender… William McConnell…

Mark:The Answer is looking to once again be the World Champion.. Tonight is his night to see if he can do it…

Rhino:Gotta remember that Shawn Michaels is going to be the Special Guest Referee…

Mark:Shane McMahon stuck him in the middle of these two and tonight he will count one man’s shoulders to the mat…But thats not all tonight…

Rhino:No it isnt… As the Road to Glory Finals takes place here tonight when Mr. Kennedy battles Sonny Siaki…

Mark:One of those two men will be the Number One Contender heading in to the biggest show of the year known as Glory…

Rhino:Its going to be a wild night tonight…

Mark:We also cant forget about Edge putting the EWA Television Championship on the line against Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is fighting for the spirit of Doug Kinsella tonight… We will see if it brings him gold…

Mark:Its Summertime Blowout and it begins with tonights Opening Contest…

Mark:Welcome everyone to the end of the summer spectacular known as Summertime Blowout… Here in San Diego, California the EWA will be presenting to you some tremendous action… Which includes our Main Event here tonight…

Rhino:Triple H will be putting his EWA World Heavyweight Championship on the line against the Number One Contender… William McConnell…

Mark:The Answer is looking to once again be the World Champion.. Tonight is his night to see if he can do it…

Rhino:Gotta remember that Shawn Michaels is going to be the Special Guest Referee…

Mark:Shane McMahon stuck him in the middle of these two and tonight he will count one man’s shoulders to the mat…But that’s not all tonight…

Rhino:No it isnt… As the Road to Glory Finals takes place here tonight when Mr. Kennedy battles Sonny Siaki…

Mark:One of those two men will be the Number One Contender heading in to the biggest show of the year known as Glory…

Rhino:Its going to be a wild night tonight…

Mark:We also cant forget about Edge putting the EWA Television Championship on the line against Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is fighting for the spirit of Doug Kinsella tonight… We will see if it brings him gold…

Mark:Its Summertime Blowout and it begins with tonights Opening Contest…

Win or Go Home
Darien Hacaga vs Shane Sparx vs Young Savage

Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Tijuana, Mexico… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… DARIEN HACAGA!

(“Forever” plays as Darien Hacaga enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Las Vegas, Nevada…Weighing in at 234 Pounds… SHANE SPARX!

(“Seein Red” plays as Shane Sparx enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 200 Pounds… YOUNG SAVAGE!

(“Fireman” plays as Young Savage enters the arena…)

Mark:The winner of this match up stays in the EWA… The other two go home…

Rhino:Three men are fighting for their job tonight…

Mark:Shane Sparx nails Darien with a couple of right hands… Shane Sparx backs Darien Hacaga in to the ropes… Irish whip by Shane Sparx… Reversal by Darien Hacaga… Shane Sparx comes off the ropes… Spin Kick by Darien Hacaga…

Rhino:Young Savage goes behind Darien Hacaga…

Mark:School Boy by Young Savage 1…………………………2……………….. Darien kicks out…

Rhino:Young Savage tried to steal the victory right there…

Mark:Young Savage charges at Darien… Darien ducks the clothesline… Kick to the midsection by Darien… Swinging Neckbreaker by Darien Hacaga…

Rhino:Dropkick from behind…

Mark:Shane Sparx knocks Darien out of the ring with the dropkick…

Rhino:Shane Sparx is now putting the boots to Young Savage in the corner…

Mark:Shane Sparx now hooks up Young Savage… Brainbuster by Shane Sparx dropping Young Savage right on his head…

Rhino:Young Savage looks to be out of it…

Mark:Shane Sparx goes for the cover 1…………………………2…………..Corkscrew Leg Drop by Darien Hacaga right down on to Shane Sparx to break up the pin fall…

Rhino:Darien just threw Young Savage out of the ring…

Mark:Shane Sparx is now staggering up on to his feet… Arm Drag by Darien Hacaga…

Rhino:Shane Sparx gets back up…

Mark:Another arm drag by Darien Hacaga…

Rhino:Shane Sparx gets back up…

Mark:The Triple Arm Drag Takedown is complete as he hits the third one in a row…

Rhino:Darien is now pulling Shane Sparx back up on to his feet…

Mark:Darien lines him up… SPIC KICK!

Rhino:He could have him right here…

Mark:Darien goes for the cover 1………………………….2…………………….3………NO! Young Savage comes in and breaks it up…

Rhino:Young Savage is nailing Darien with right hands…

Mark:Young Savage goes for a clothesline… Ducked by Darien Hacaga… Darien with a kick to the midsection… TWIST OF SPIC!

Rhino:Darien could have him right here…

Mark:Darien Hacaga hooks the leg 1………………2………………….3………..ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DARIEN HACAGA!

Rhino:Darien Hacaga keeps his job…

Mark:It was win or go home for three EWA Superstars and Darien Hacaga is the only one who isnt going home…As we continue on here tonight with our next contest…

Dangerous D vs John Cena

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From West Newbury, Mass… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… JOHN CENA!

(“The Time is Now” playa as John Cena enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Cashville, Tn… Weighing in at 243 Pounds… DANGEROUS D!

(“Many Men” plays as Dangerous D enters the arena…)

Mark:Here we go… John Cena goes right after Dangerous D and he nails him with right hands…

Rhino:John Cena is just laying in those rights to Dangerous D…

Mark:John Cena with an irish whip sending Dangerous D in to the ropes… Shoulder Block by John Cena knocking down Dangerous D…

Rhino:Dangerous D makes his way back up on to his feet…

Mark:Hip Toss by John Cena… Dangerous D gets up slower this time…

Rhino:Here comes John Cena…

Mark:John Cena charges at Dangerous D… Dropkick by Dangerous D right to John Cena…

Rhino:Dangerous D caught him good as he came charging in…

Mark:Dangerous D goes for the cover on Cena 1………………….2…………Kickout by John Cena…

Rhino:Dangerous D is now waits for John Cena to get back up…

Mark:Dangerous D hooks up John Cena… Front Face Suplex Bomb… Dangerous D grabs the leg 1………………2………… Kickout by John Cena…

Rhino:Right now John Cena gets back up on to his feet…

Mark:Dangerous D goes behind John Cena… Reverse DDT… Blocked by John Cena… John Cena turns it around… DDT by John Cena…

Rhino:Nice counter there by John Cena…

Mark:Cena goes for a cover 1…………………….2……………..Kickout by Dangerous D…

Rhino:John Cena is is starting to get back in to a groove…

Mark:John Cena goes behind Dangerous D… Spinout Powerbomb by John Cena…

Rhino:The twisting powerbomb move by John Cena drops Dangerous D in to the mat…

Mark:John Cena goes for the cover 1………………..2…………………3…….NO! Dangerous D gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:That was close right there…

Mark:Dangerous D gets back up on to his feet… John Cena nails him with a couple of straight right hands…

Rhino:Dangerous D is just getting hammered back in to the corner…

Mark:John Cena with an irish whip sending Dangerous D in to the corner…

Rhino:Dangerous D is now staggering out of the corner…

Mark:John Cena charges… Flying Shoulder Block! No! Dangerous D ducked and John Cena hits the ropes…

Rhino:John Cena is staggering around…

Mark:Vicious Running Clothesline by Dangerous D…

Rhino:Dangerous D just took John Cena’s head off…

Mark:Dangerou D now goes for the cover 1………………………….2…………………3………NO! John Cena got his shoulder up…

Rhino:John Cena is in some trouble now…

Mark:Dangerous D now hooks up John Cena… Powerbomb! Driving John Cena in to the canvas… Dangerous D now goes for the cover 1…………………..2…………….3…….NO! John Cena kicks out again…

Rhino:Dangerous D is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:D-BOMB! NO! John Cena moved out of the way…

Rhino:Dangerous D went in for the kill and John Cena moved out of the way…

Mark:John Cena is back up… STFU!

Rhino:John Cena could have him right here…

Mark:Dangerous D is trying to get to the ropes…

Rhino:John Cena is now pulling back on Dangerous D…

Mark:Dangerous D grabs the ropes and now John Cena now has to break it up…

Rhino:John Cena now looks over at the corner…

Mark:John Cena picks up his spinner World Title Belt…

Rhino:John Cena believes he is an uncrowned champion because of his past in this business…

Mark:The referee grabs the belt from Cena…

Rhino:John Cena is now up in the face of the referee…

Mark:Dangerous D is back up on to his feet… Dangerous D goes behind John Cena… Reverse DDT by Dangerous D…

Rhino:John Cena has been laid out…

Mark:Dangerous D heads to the top rope again… D-BOMB! Connects!

Rhino:Second Time was the charm…

Mark:Dangerous D hooks the leg 1…………………..2……………..3……….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DANGEROUS D!

Rhino:Dangerous D continues to gain some momentum here in the EWA…

Mark:The future looks bright for Dangerous D… As we now get set for our next contest here at Summertime Blowout…

Damian Manuwai vs JTG

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Tumon, Guam… Now residing in Seattle, Washington…Weighing in at 223 Pounds… DAMIAN MANUWAI!

(“Praise” plays as Damian Manuwai enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…

(Lights Go Out)

Mark:The Lights have gone out here in the arena…

Rhino:What is going on?

Mark:I have no idea…

Rhino:Did El Presidente forget to pay his electricity bill?

(Lights Turn On)

Mark:This huge man is in the ring behind Damian Manuwai…

Rhino:Who in the hell is that?

Mark:Im being told that’s Dark Demon…

Rhino:He is Huge…

Mark:Dark Demon spins Damian Manuwai around… DEATH DROP!

Rhino:Damian Manuwai has been laid by Dark Demon…

Mark:Dark Demon just made an impactful debut here in the Extreme Wrestling Alliance laying out Damian Manuwai…

Rhino:We need help out here for Damian Manuwai…

Mark:As Damian Manuwai is being helped out of the arena…We get set for our next contest…

Lone Jobber vs Ichabod Bitchwax

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first from Deathlehem, Pa… Weighing in at 3,040 Ounces… ICHABOD BITCHWAX!

(“The Toys Go Winding Down” plays as Ichabod Bitchwax enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From the Slaughter House… Now Residing in the Corporate Offices in Atlanta, Georgia… Weighing in at 234 Pounds… El Presidente LONE JOBBER!

(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)

Mark:Well here we go…

Rhino:This is Lone Jobber’s first match up back in an EWA Ring since losing to Shawn Michaels back in July…

Mark:Ichabod Bitchwax is making his in ring debut for the EWA and he connects with a couple of forearm shots to the face of Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is being backed up in to the ropes by Bitchwax…

Mark:Lone Jobber comes off the ropes… Spin Heel Kick by Ichabod Bitchwax right to Lone Jobber… Bitchwax now springs off the ropes… Emporio Armani Shoe…

Rhino:Bitchwax’s version of the moonsault connects…

Mark:Heres the cover 1…………….2……… Lone Jobber kicks out…

Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax is waiting for Lone Jobber to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Mr. EWA Lone Jobber gets up and turns around and gets caught with an Exploder Suplex…

Rhino:The man called The Lighting Tube Swinging Jedi is right now in control of this contest…

Mark:Ichabod Bitchwax goes for another cover 1………………….2……………… Lone Jobber kicks out again…

Rhino:Right now Lone Jobber showing some ringrust…

Mark:Lone Jobber staggers back up on to his feet… Ichabod charges… Flying Crossbody and both men go over the top rope and they both fall to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Ichabod put his body on the line just to take Lone Jobber out of the ring…

Mark:Ichabod with a couple of chops to the chest of Lone Jobber on the outside of the ring and he now slams him down to the ground…

Rhino:Itchabod is now up on the ring apron…

Mark:Asai Moonsault! Missed!

Rhino:Lone Jobber staggered up and was able to get out of the way of the Asai Moonsault attempt of Ichabod Bitchwax…

Mark:Lone Jobber now scoops up and drops Bitchwax’s face right down on the ring apron…

Rhino:Lone Jobber now rolls Bitchwax back in to the ring…

Mark:El Presidente is now going to try and take control of this match up… Lone Jobber scores with a couple of right hands to Bitchwax… Bitchwax now gets hooked up by Lone Jobber who connects with a vertical suplex…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now up on the middle rope…

Mark:Lone Jobber drops the leg drown right on the throat of Ichabod Bitchwax… As Lone Jobber now goes the cover 1……………………..2………….Kickout by Bitchwax…

Rhino:Lone Jobber now picks up Bitchwax and backs him up in to the corner…

Mark:Knife Edge chops to the chest of Ichabod Bitchwax… Lone Jobber with an irish whip sending Bitchwax in to the farside corner…

Rhino:Here comes Mr. EWA…

Mark:Running Splash by Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Ichabod is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Lone Jobber with a kick to the midsection… Lone Jobber hooks him up… And connects with The Happy Place?

Rhino:I think that’s what it was…

Mark:Lone Jobber smirks as he goes for the cover on Bitchwax 1……………………2…………….3…..NO! Bitchwax gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Lone Jobber thought he had him right there as Bitchwax slowly gets back up on to his feet…

Mark:Lone Jobber now with a couple of right hands as he backs him up in to the corner again…

Rhino:Mr. EWA is now putting Ichabod Bitchwax up on the top rope…

Mark:Superplex… No… Blocked by Bitchwax…

Rhino:Both men are standing up on the top rope…

Mark:Ichabod Bitchwax hooks up Lone Jobber… AIR RAID CRASH OFF THE TOP ROPE!

Rhino:What a move…

Mark:Lone Jobber looks to be out of it… As Ichabod Bitchwax now goes for the cover 1……………………2……………..3……..NO! Lone Jobber got his shoulder up…

Rhino:That one was close…

Mark:Ichabod Bitchwax now waits for Lone Jobber to stagger back up on to his feet…Here it comes… The Star Wars Platinum Wide screen DVD edition Box… No… Lone Jobber lands on his feet…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is firing back with a couple of right hands…

Mark:Lone Jobber kicks Ichabod Bitchwax in to the midsection… THE GIMMICK!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it…

Mark:Lone Jobber now goes for the cover 1……………………..2……………….3………..NO! Ichabod gets his foot on the rope…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now getting mad at the referee…

Mark:Ichabod is using the ropes to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is lining him up…

Mark:Lone Jobber goes for a clothesline… Ichabod ducks… Ichabod lifts up Lone Jobber… The Star Wars Platinum Wide Screen DVD Edition Box Set!

Rhino:That’s a very long name for a finishing move… But its a Death Valley Driver and Lone Jobber is out cold…

Mark:Ichabod Bitchwax goes for the cover 1……………………..2………………3………… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ICHABOD BITCHWAX!

Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax debuts in the EWA and gets a victory over El Presidente Lone Jobber…

Mark:Lone Jobber showed some rust but tonight was Ichabod’s night to shine… As we now move on to the Finals of the Road to Glory Tournament Finals…

Road to Glory Finals
Extreme Rules
Mr. Kennedy vs Sonny Siaki

Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Road to Glory Finals and will be contested under Extreme Rules… Introducing first… From Pago Pago, American Samoa… Weighing in at 242 Pounds… SONNY SIAKI!

(“Cocky” plays as Sonny Siaki enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…

(“Turn Up The Trouble” plays as Mr. Kennedy enters the arena…)

Mr. Kennedy:Mr. Kennedy:Ladies and Gentlemen…I weigh in tonight at 247 Pounds…Hailing from GREEN BAY, WISCONSIN… MISTER KENNEDY!…. Kennedy!

Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway…

Rhino:Both of these men know what is at stake here tonight… As the winner will be the Number One Contender for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship and will be apart of the Main Event at Glory 2007… The Biggest Show of the Year…

Mark:Sonny Siaki is the Stunt Double for The Rock who is sitting up in a Luxury Box right now along with the rest of the Samoan Security Squad…

Rhino:El Presidente Lone Jobbber took the Rock out of Megumi Kudo’s Spot and it allowed Sonny Siaki to pick up the win over Darien Hacaga…

Mark:Mr. Kennedy defeated Big Daddy Ace last week to get in to this spot… As Mr. Kennedy begins the smack talk on Sonny Siaki…

Rhino:Sonny Siaki is laying in the smack talk as well…

Mark:Mr. Kennedy slaps Sonny Siaki right across the face…

Rhino:Sonny Siaki slaps Mr. Kennedy now…

Mark:Mr. Kennedy laughs and now starts hammering Sonny Siaki with right hands… Mr. Kennedy backs Sonny Siaki up in to the ropes… Irish whip by Mr. Kennedy… Siaki comes off the ropes… Siaki ducks the clothesline… Siaki comes off the ropes… Crossbody! Siaki goes right for the pin 1…………….2…………. Kickout by Sonny Siaki…

Rhino:Mr. Kennedy is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Uppercuts by Sonny Siaki catching Mr. Kennedy right underneath the jaw… Sonny Siaki now whips Mr. Kennedy off in to the ropes…Kennedy comes off the ropes… Belly to Belly Suplex by Sonny Siaki…

Rhino:Mr. Kennedy is now rolling to the outside of the ring…

Mark:The Rock seems to approve to what is going on right now…

Rhino:Here comes Siaki…

Mark:Sonny Siaki dives through the ropes and lands right on to Mr. Kennedy…

Rhino:Sonny Siaki is coming to show that he belongs in this position…

Mark:Sonny Siaki now with an irish whip sending Mr. Kennedy in to the steel guardrail…

Rhino:Sonny Siaki is now looking underneath the ring…

Mark:Siaki has a 2×4… Mr. Kennedy staggers around… Siaki charges… Kennedy with a side step in to a drop toe hold and Sonny Siaki goes face first in to the 2×4…

Rhino:Mr. Kennedy is now stomping away at Sonny Siaki…

Mark:Mr. Kennedy now picks up the the 2×4 and is now driving in to the throat of Sonny Siaki…

Rhino:He is trying to choke the life out of Sonny Siaki…

Mark:Mr. Kennedy now grabs Siaki by the head and rams it in to the steel ring post… Mr. Kennedy rolls Sonny Siaki back in to the ring…

Rhino:Sonny Siaki is staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:Mr. Kennedy now hooks up and connects with a vertical suplex on to Sonny Siaki…

Rhino:Kennedy rolls back to the outside of the ring and is bringing in a trash can…

Mark:Sonny Siaki is getting back up on to his feet… Mr. Kennedy squares him up and lays him out with a trash can right to the skull of Sonny Siaki…

Rhino:The Rock isnt liking what he is seeing now…

Mark:Mr. Kennedy goes for the cover 1………………….2……………..Kickout by Sonny Siaki…

Rhino:Mr. Kennedy with a smirk on his face as he watches Sonny Siaki pull himself back up on to his feet…

Mark:Mr. Kennedy scoops up Sonny Siaki… Shoulder Breaker by Mr. Kennedy… Kennedy goes for the cover again 1……………2……………….Kickout by Siaki again…

Rhino:Mr. Kennedy is now wedging the trash can in between the turnbuckles…

Mark:Siaki staggers up on to his feet and Mr. Kennedy slams him down to the canvas…

Rhino:Mr. Kennedy has Sonny Siaki by the legs…

Mark:SlingShot in to the Trash Can!

Rhino:Sonny Siaki looks to be out on to his feet…

Mark:Mr. Kennedy gets him up on to his shoulders… Rolling Fireman’s Carry Slam! By Mr. Kennedy…

Rhino:Sonny Siaki is in a lot of trouble right now…

Mark:Mr. Kennedy goes for the cover 1…………………….2……………………3………….NO! Siaki gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Mr. Kennedy thought he has him right there…

Mark:Mr. Kennedy goes to the outside of the ring and has another trash can…

Rhino:Siaki is trying to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Mr. Kennedy slams Sonny Siaki back down to the canvas… Kennedy now puts the trash can on the body of Sonny Siaki…

Rhino:Mr. Kennedy has something in mind as he heads up to the top rope…

Mark:Mr. Kennedy is going to fly… KENTON BOMB! MISSED! As Sonny Siaki moved at the last second and Mr. Kennedy hit the trash can…

Rhino:This is Siaki’s chance to get back in to this match up…

Mark:Sonny Siaki with right hands to Mr. Kennedy as he backs him up in to the ropes… Irish whip sending Kennedy off in to the ropes… SAMOAN CUTTER! Right down on to the trash can…

Rhino:Mr. Kennedy could be in trouble right now…

Mark:Sonny Siaki goes right for the cover 1………………….2……………..3……NO! Mr. Kennedy gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Mr. Kennedy is staggering back up on to his feet right now…

Mark:Siaki hooks up Mr. Kennedy… Siaki Drop!

Rhino:Sonny Siaki is really on fire at the moment…

Mark:Sonny Siaki goes for another cover 1………………………2………….3………..NO! Mr. Kennedy gets his shoulder up again…

Rhino:Sonny Siaki got his second wind and The Rock approves up in the skybox…

Mark:Sonny Siaki now grabs the 2×4…

Rhino:Mr. Kennedy staggers back up on to his feet…

Mark:Sonny Siaki breaks the 2×4 across the back of Mr. Kennedy…

Rhino:Mr. Kennedy looks to be out of it right now…

Mark:Sonny Siaki hooks the leg 1……………………2………………….3……………ITS NOT OVER!

Rhino:Mr. Kennedy got his shoulder up at the very last second…

Mark:Sonny Siaki can not believe it…

Rhino:Sonny Siaki goes back to the outside of the ring…

Mark:Siaki is now bringing in a Barbed Wire Board in to the ring…

Rhino:Things are going to get real interesting right now…

Mark:Sonny Siaki stands the Barbed Wire Board up in the corner…

Rhino:Mr. Kennedy is pulling himself back up on to his feet…

Mark:Sonny Siaki scoops up Mr. Kennedy up on his shoulder…

Rhino:Sonny Siaki has his eye on the prize…

Mark:Running Powerslam! No! Mr. Kennedy gets out of it… Kennedy hooks up Siaki… Belly to Back Suplex… Dropping Siaki on his head…

Rhino:Mr. Kennedy is now backing Sonny Siaki up in to the corner…

Mark:Mr. Kennedy places Sonny Siaki up on the top rope…

Rhino:Sonny Siaki is in trouble…

Mark:GREEN BAY PLUNGE!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it…

Mark:Mr. Kennedy goes for the cover…

Rhino:Its the Samoan Security Squad…

Mark:Its Umaga, Rosey and Rikishi…

Rhino:Those are three huge men now on the ring apron…

Mark:The referee is distracted by these men…

Rhino:Wait… The Rock is in the ring…

Mark:Mr. Kennedy turns around… ROCK BOTTOM!

Rhino:The Rock just laid out Mr. Kennedy for Sonny Siaki…

Mark:Sonny Siaki crawls on to Mr. Kennedy… As the referee now makes the count 1……………………….2……………..3…………. NO! KENNEDY KICKS OUT!

Rhino:Siaki can not believe it… The Rock can not believe it…

Mark:The Rock is up on the apron distracting the referee…

Rhino:Umaga is in the ring…

Mark:Mr. Kennedy is staggering up on to his feet…

Rhino:This isnt going to be good for Mr. Kennedy…

Mark:Here he comes… Umaga Charges… Kennedy moves and pulls Sonny Siaki in the way of the charging Umaga… OH MY GOD! Umaga just smashed Sonny Siaki right in to the Barbed Wire Board…

Rhino:Kennedy with the 2×4…

Mark:Mr. Kennedy nails Umaga right out of the ring with the 2×4 as he pulls Siaki out of the corner… Cover 1………………….2………………….3……………. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner MISTER KENNEDY!

Rhino:Mr. Kennedy is going to continue his Road to Glory as he has won the Road to Glory Tournament…

Mark:Mr. Kennedy is on his way to the Main Event of Glory… While The Rock and Sonny Siaki arent…

Rhino:The Rock doesn’t seem to happy with Siaki at the moment…

Mark:We know one half of the Glory Main Event… We will find out the Second Half later on tonight… But its time for Tables, Ladders, Chairs and Canes… As we get set for the EWA Television Championship Match…

EWA Television Championship TLCC Match
Edge(c) vs Big Daddy Ace

Pa Announcer:This next contest is the TLCC Match for the EWA Television Championship… Introducing first…The Challenger… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 273 Pounds… Representing the BTP… BIG DADDY ACE!

(“No More Sorrow” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Toronto, Canada… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… The EWA Television Champion… The Rated R Superstar… EDGE!

(“Metalingus” plays as Edge enters the arena…)

Mark:Not wasting any time… Edge and Big Daddy Ace are trading right hands back and forth…

Rhino:Look at the two of them go…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace with a couple of more right hands after blocking a couple from Edge… Big Daddy Ace with a kick to the midsection… Ace lifts up Edge… ACE CRUSHER! NO! Edge gets out of it…

Rhino:Edge spins Big Daddy Ace around…

Mark:Kick to the midsection… IMPLANT DDT! NO! Countered by Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:Both men went for the kill early…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace with a right hand to Edge…As he now hooks him up… Front Face Suplex driving Edge in to the mat…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is putting the boots to the Rated R Superstar…

Mark:Edge is trying to pull himself to the corner… Big Daddy Ace with a slap right to the chest of Edge…Hard Irish Whip by Big Daddy Ace in to the corner…

Rhino:Edge just flipped over turnbuckles and is now walking on the apron…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace charges and knocks Edge off the ring apron and Edge goes crashing in to the steel ring post…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is going out after Edge on the outside of the ring…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace opens up a steel chair and rams Edge’s head in to the steel chair…

Rhino:Edge gets rolled back in to the ring by Big Daddy Ace…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace has a ladder…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace slides the ladder in to the ring…

Mark:Baseball Slide by Edge sliding the ladder back in to Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:That backfired on Big Daddy Ace…

Mark:Edge now slides out of the ring and places the ladder on the guardrail and on the ring apron…

Rhino:What does Edge have in mind?

Mark:Edge pulls Big Daddy Ace up on to the apron…Edge has Big Daddy Ace setup… Powerbomb on to the Ladder!

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is laid out on the ladder now…

Mark:Edge is now hanging Big Daddy Ace off the ladder…

Rhino:The Rated R Superstar is heading to the top rope…

Mark:Leg Drop From the Top Rope! Connects on to Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:What a move from the EWA Television Champion…

Mark:Edge is walking around the ring and is bringing another ladder in to the ring…

Rhino:Edge is setting up the ladder in the ring as he looks up at his EWA Television Championship hanging above the ring…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is starting to crawl back in to the ring…

Rhino:Edge is getting close to the gold…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is pulling on the leg of Edge… As he is pulling him off the ladder…

Rhino:Edge was getting close to the gold but Big Daddy Ace stopped him before he could pull down the title…

Mark:Edge goes to kick Big Daddy Ace in the midsection… Ace grabs his foot and spins him around… Big Clothesline by Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:Ace rolls quickly to the outside of the ring and he is bringing in a singapore cane…

Mark:Edge gets back up on to his feet and Big Daddy Ace nails him right in the head with the cane…

Rhino:Edge is staggering on his feet…

Mark:One more shot with the singapore cane to the head of the Rated R Superstar…

Rhino:Edge is out on his feet…

Mark:Edge falls flat on his face…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now heading to the outside of the ring and is bringing a table in to the ring…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace opens up the table and is now bringing the ladder towards the table…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now putting Edge up on his shoulders and is climbing up the ladder…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now at the top of the ladder…

Rhino:Edge is fighting off of his shoulders…

Mark:Edge and Big Daddy Ace are now fighting on the top of the ladder…

Rhino:Edge rams Big Daddy Ace’s head in to the top of the ladder…

Mark:Edge is hooking up Big Daddy Ace… Suplex… No… Big Daddy Ace blocks the suplex and rams Edge’s head in to the top of the ladder…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now hooking up Edge…

Mark:ACE CRUSHER OFF THE LADDER THROUGH THE TABLE!

Rhino:OH MY GOD!

Mark:The Rated R Superstar is out cold…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is composing himself right now as he tries to set the ladder up underneath the gold…

Mark:That was one hell of a move by Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:Yes it was and its going to win him the EWA Television Championship…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is starting to climb up to get the gold…

Rhino:Edge isnt moving…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace continues to climb up the ladder…

Rhino:He is getting close to the gold…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace has his hand on the gold…

Rhino:ORTON!

Mark:Randy Orton is in the ring and is starting to shake the ladder…

Rhino:Edge’s tag team partner is trying help him retain his gold…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace jumps off the ladder and is now brawling with Randy Orton…

Rhino:Orton and Ace battling back and forth…

Mark:Inverted Backbreaker! By Randy Orton…

Rhino:The Legend Killer is now waiting for Big Daddy Ace to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is back up… RKO! NO! Big Daddy Ace shoves him off in to the ropes…

Rhino:The Outsiders just pulled Randy Orton out of the ring…

Mark:Nash and Hall are the number one contenders for the EWA Tag Team Titles and they are now dragging Randy Orton out of the arena right now…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now setting up the ladder…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now beginning to climb up to get the gold…

Rhino:The Big Time Playa is looking to once again be EWA Television Champion…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is reaching up… SPEAR BY EDGE OFF THE TOP ROPE KNOCKING BIG DADDY ACE OFF THE LADDER!

Rhino:After everything that happened Big Daddy Ace forgot about Edge…

Mark:Now its Big Daddy Ace who is down and out on the canvas…

Rhino:Edge is now rolling to the outside of the ring…

Mark:Edge is bringing a couple of chairs in to the ring…

Rhino:It looks like the Rated R Superstar is looking to knock out Big Daddy Ace for good before he goes up to get the EWA Television Championship…

Mark:Edge slides the chair underneath the head of Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:Edge has it setup…

Mark:CONCHAIRTO! NO! Big Daddy Ace moved out of the way…

Rhino:There is fight left in Big Daddy Ace…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace with right hands to Edge… Irish whip by Big Daddy Ace… Edge comes off the ropes… Back Body Drop…

Rhino:Edge staggers back up on to his feet…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace grabs a chair…

Rhino:This isnt going to be good…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace swings… Edge ducks… Kick to the midsection… IMPLANT DDT! Right down on to the steel chair…

Rhino:Edge is now lining up the ladder underneath the gold…

Mark:Edge is climbing up the ladder…

Rhino:Edge wants to regain his gold…

Mark:The gold is in reach for the Rated R Superstar…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is starting to move…

Mark:Edge is reaching up… Big Daddy Ace with a chairshot to the back of the Rated R Superstar…

Rhino:Edge falls off the ladder after that chair shot…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now lining up the Rated R Superstar…

Rhino:Edge staggers around…

Mark:SPEAR! NO! Edge leap frogged the spear…

Rhino:Edge grabs the chair…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace turns around… Steel Chair Shot to Ace…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is out on his feet…

Mark:Edge with another chairshot knocking Big Daddy Ace right out of the ring…

Rhino:The Challenger is knocked out on the outside of the ring…

Mark:Edge is getting the ladder setup as he begins his climb to regaining the EWA Television Championship…

Rhino:Edge is getting close to the EWA Television Championship…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is starting to move on the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Edge is getting close…

Mark:Edge has his hands on the gold…

Rhino:Edge is going to retain the EWA Television Champion…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is in the ring and he shoves the ladder over…

Rhino:Edge goes crashing in to the top rope…

Mark:The Rated R Superstar is staggering around on his feet…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace now has a steel chair…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace swings the chair… Edge ducks and slides out of the ring…

Rhino:Edge was just about to get his head knocked off with a steel chair shot from Big Daddy Ace…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace throws a chair at Edge…

Rhino:Edge starts to back up the entrance ramp…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace climbs up the ladder and is looking to pull down the gold…

Rhino:Edge is just staring at Big Daddy Ace…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace pulls down the gold… NEW CHAMPION!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA Television Champion BIG DADDY ACE!

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace walks out with the EWA Television Championship here tonight at Summertime Blowout…

Mark:But why didn’t Edge stop him from grabbing the gold?

Rhino:They went back and forth all night but in the end Edge just backs away as he watched Big Daddy Ace retain the gold…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is the EWA Television Champion… But who will be the EWA World Champion… We are going to find out right here and now… As we get set for the Main Event…

EWA World Heavyweight Championship Match
Special Referee-Shawn Michaels
Triple H(c) vs William McConnell

Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is set for one fall and is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing First… The Special Guest Referee… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!

(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Now Introducing the Participants… First… The Challenger… From Evansville, Indiana… Weighing in at 235 Pounds…The Answer WILLIAM McCONNELL!

(“The Answer” plays as William McConnell enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds…Representing Degeneration X… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… The Game TRIPLE H!

(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)

Mark:Shawn Michaels checks both men right now for illegal objects…

Rhino:Shane McMahon put Shawn Michaels in this position to be the Special Referee in such an important match up…

Mark:Shawn Michaels has been trying to help out William McConnell at the same time keep his friendship with Triple H…

Rhino:I wouldn’t want to be put in this position…

Mark:Shawn Michaels calls for the bell… Triple H and William McConnell lock up in the center of the ring… Both men battle for position…

Rhino:They are trying to feel each other out…

Mark:Triple H applies a side headlock in on William McConnell… The Game grinds away at The Answer…

Rhino:The Answer is trying to fight out of it…

Mark:Elbows right to the midsection… As he now shoves Triple H off in to the ropes… The Game comes off the ropes… Leap Frog by The Answer… Triple H comes off the otherside… Monkey Flip by William McConnell…

Rhino:Triple H gets back up on to his feet…

Mark:Hiptoss by McConnell… Blocked by Triple H… The Game connects with a hiptoss to William McConnell…

Rhino:The Answer gets right back up on to his feet…

Mark:Hammerlock by Triple H… The Answer goes behind The Game… Headlock by The Answer…

Rhino:These two men are trying to out wrestle one another…

Mark:Triple H tries to fight out of the headlock… Belly to Back Suplex by Triple H dropping William McConnell on his head… Triple H rolls over and goes for the cover as Shawn Michaels makes the count 1…………………2………. William McConnell kicks out…

Rhino:William McConnell makes his way back up on to his feet…

Mark:Hard Knife Edge chop right across the chest of William McConnell…

Rhino:That one deserves a Wooo!

Mark:One more chop across the chest of William McConnell… The Game now whips him off in to the ropes…Triple H ducks his head… The Answer puts on the breaks…

Rhino:William McConnell is setting up Triple H…

Mark:Piledriver! No! Triple H with a back body drop…McConnell staggers back up on to his feet and Triple H slams him straight down to the canvas…

Rhino:These two men arent trying to kill one another… They are only trying to out wrestle the other and its something we havent seen in a long time… Especially in a World Title Match Situation…

Mark:Shawn Michaels watches on as Triple H drives a knee right in to the head of William McConnell… The Game goes for a cover as HBK makes the count 1………………2………….Kickout by William McConnell…

Rhino:Rear Chin Lock is being applied by Triple H at the moment…

Mark:The Game is just trying to wear down William McConnell right now… The Answer fights back up on to his feet… Jaw Breaker by William McConnell…

Rhino:That’s one way to break up a chin lock…

Mark:The Answer now goes behind Triple H… German Release Suplex by William McConnell… McConnell now goes for the cover as Shawn Michaels makes the count 1……………….2………….. Kickout by Triple H…

Rhino:The Game is backing up in to the corner…

Mark:William McConnell climbs the ropes and nails Triple H with right hands…

Rhino:The fans are counting along…

Mark:Seven… Eight… Nine and Ten…

Rhino:The Game is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:William McConnell hooks him up… Fisherman’s Suplex with a Bridge as Shawn Michaels makes the count 1…………….2………………. Kickout by Triple H…

Rhino:The Answer starting to get in to a little bit of a groove right now…

Mark:William McConnell now chops the chest of Triple H… McConnell now kicks him in the gut and connects with a swinging neckbreaker…

Rhino:The Answer is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:William McConnell is up on the top rope… Split Leg Moonsault! No! Triple H gets his knees up…

Rhino:That has to hurt…

Mark:The Answer staggers on his feet… Knee Buster by Triple H…

Rhino:That’s vintage Triple H…

Mark:The Game with a kick to the midsection…

Rhino:Here it comes…

Mark:Pedigree! No! The Answer Blocks… McConnell trips up Triple H… Slingshot!

Rhino:By accident William McConnell just slingshot Triple H in to Shawn Michaels…

Mark:Both Triple H and Shawn Michaels are down at the moment…

Rhino:William McConnell rolls to the outside of the ring…

Mark:The Answer has a crowbar…

Rhino:The Game is staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:Crowbar to the Skull of the EWA World Heavyweight Champion!

Rhino:The Answer just knocked out Triple H…

Mark:William McConnell covers Triple H…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is back up…

Mark:Shawn Michaels makes the count 1……………………2………………3………. NEW CHAMPION!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA World Heavyweight Champion WILLIAM McCONNELL!

Rhino:The Answer did it… We have a new EWA World Heavyweight Champion…

Mark:Triple H is back up and is talking with Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:The Answer is celebrating…

Mark:Triple H is telling Shawn Michaels to look up at Hardcore Theater…

Rhino:He is looking at the Extreme Replay brought to us by eWazone.com…

Mark:Shawn Michaels sees William McConnell hitting Triple H with the crowbar….

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is talking to the PA Announcer…

Mark:What is he doing?

Pa Announcer:After further review… The Official In Charge, Shawn Michaels, Has ruled that due to the use of a foreign object… That this match up… Will be RESTARTED!

Rhino:So The Answer isnt the EWA World Heavyweight Champion?

Mark:According to Shawn Michaels… No he isnt… The bell has sounded again… The Answer with chops to the chest of Triple H…

Rhino:The Game comes back with chops to the chest of William McConnell…

Mark:Irish whip by Triple H… Reversal by William McConnell… The Game comes off the ropes… Dropkick by William McConnell catching Triple H square in the jaw…

Rhino:That was a nice dropkick…

Mark:The Answer goes for the cover 1……………………2…………. Kickout by Triple H…

Rhino:The Game is slowly getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:The Answer is lining up Triple H… FIVE STAR SUPERKICK! Ducked! The Answer hits Michaels…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels has been knocked out with the Five Star Superkick by The Answer by accident…

Mark:The Answer turns around… Spinebuster! Driving William McConnell in to the canvas…

Rhino:Triple H is now rolling to the outside of the ring…

Mark:The Game has the Sledgehammer…

Rhino:William McConnell is staggering up on to his feet…

Mark:Sledgehammer to the Skull of the Challenger…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is staggering back up…

Mark:Triple H goes for the cover as Shawn Michaels makes the count 1……………………….2……………..3……… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA World Heavyweight Champion TRIPLE H!

Rhino:The King of Kings is still on his throne as the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…

Mark:Triple H will head in to… Wait William McConnell is now talking to Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:We are looking at another Extreme Replay presented by eWazone.com…

Mark:Shawn Michaels now sees Triple H hitting William McConnell with the Sledgehammer…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is talking with the PA Announcer once again…

Pa Announcer:After further review… The Official In Charge, Shawn Michaels, Has ruled that due to the use of a foreign object… That this match up… Will be RESTARTED!

Rhino:We are once again restarting this match up…

Mark:Triple H nails William McConnell with a right hand…The Answer fights back with a right hand of his own…

Rhino:They are now slugging it out right now…

Mark:The Answer starts to block… McConnell whips Triple H off in to the ropes… Powerslam! Cover by William McConnell as HBK counts 1……………………..2…………………….3….NO! Triple H kicks out…

Rhino:The Game is staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:FIVE STAR SUPERKICK!

Rhino:That time he connected…

Mark:The Answer goes for the cover as Shawn Michaels makes the count 1………………………….2………………3……….NO! Triple H got his shoulder up…

Rhino:The Answer cant believe it…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is telling him that he kicked out…

Rhino:The Answer is now heading to the top rope…

Mark:The Answer wants to be EWA World Champion…

Rhino:The Glorious One is going to fly!

Mark:10.0 FROG SPLASH! NO! Triple H rolled out of the way…

Rhino:William McConnell crashed and burned…

Mark:Triple H is back up on to his feet… The Answer spins around… Kick to the midsection… PEDIGREE!

Rhino:That could be it…

Mark:Shawn Michaels makes the count as Triple H covers William McConnell 1………………..2………………3…….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA World Champion TRIPLE H!

Rhino:Triple H is heading to Glory as the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…

Mark:Triple H is celebrating as he is going to Main Event Glory…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is checking on William McConnell…

Mark:The Answer and Shawn Michaels are exchanging words…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is trying to talk down William McConnell…

Mark:Big right hand by William McConnell… McConnell mounts Shawn Michaels and just hammers him with right hands..

Rhino:The Answer is just exploding right here in front of us…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is staggering up on to his feet after being attacked with right hands… FIVE STAR SUPERKICK!

Rhino:William McConnell is asking for a microphone as he stands over a knocked out Shawn Michaels…

McConnell: SHAWN.. SHAWN, YOU SON OF A BITCH.. YOU LEAD ME ON.. YOU WERE IN THIS TO SAVE.. TO SAVE THAT BIG NOSED BASTARD.. I WOULD’VE WON IF NOT FOR YOU.. BUT NOW.. DEGENERATION X DIES.. BECAUSE.. Because.. Because at Glory.. Shawn Michaels.. I make your say the the two words you have NEVER said before.. I.. QUIT..

Mark:Wow! The Answer has just laid it all out on the table… HBK… PYB… At Glory… What a match that is going to be… What an Event Glory is going to be… Its the Biggest Show of the Year… And we will see you at Glory… GOOD NIGHT!

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