Tuesday Night Carnage 11-20-07

Mark:The EWA is Live in Vancouver, British Columbia for Tuesday Night Carnage… Alongside as always with the best darn Turkey Eater Rhino… Im Mashed Potato Mark… And we have a huge program for everyone here tonight…

Rhino:Its our Biggest Line Up To Date Mark…

Mark:The EWA continues to grow and tonight in our Main Event we will see if Jeff Jarrett can take the gold away from the EWA Television Champion Adam Syndal…

Rhino:Its Stairway to Hell which is going to be exciting…

Mark:Many are wondering what John Cena’s role is going to be in this match up… So we will see what happens…Now also tonight we will see the Number One Contender and Champion in action… As Triple H battles Kayden Johnson while Ichabod Bitchwax takes on Zero…

Rhino:Will both men be able to get on a roll heading in to their Big match at November 2 Dismember…

Mark:Also tonight we will see the Number One Contender for the EWA Womens Championship Jenna Valentine try and buil up momentum as she takes on Hazel Brown…

Rhino:EWA Womens Champion Morgan Alvertez will be the Special Referee for that match up…

Mark:Things are bound to heat up as we head in to November 2 Dismember at the end of the month… Which includes crowning a new EWA Total Impact Champion… As two more tournament matches will take place tonight as well… Its EWA Tuesday Night Carnage… And lets start it out with some One on One EWA Womens Division Action…

Lita vs Roxxi Laveaux

Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Ft. Lauderdale, Florida… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… LITA!

(“Love Passion Energy Fury” plays as Lita enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Boston, Mass..Weighing in at 140 Pound… The Voodoo Queen ROXXI LAVEAUX!

(“Bounty Hunters” plays as Roxxi Laveaux enters the arena…)

Mark:The bell sounds and Tuesday Night Carnage is now underway… Lita and Roxxi Laveaux lock up in the center of the ring… Lita nails Roxxi Laveaux with a couple of forearm shots right to the side of the head… Lita now whips Roxxi Laveaux off in to the ropes… Roxxi Laveaux comes off the ropes… Lita ducks her head and Roxxi Laveaux puts on the breaks and kicks her right in the head…

Rhino:Lita is spinning around…

Mark:Roxxi Laveaux grabs Lita by the arm and scores with a short arm clothesline… Roxxi Laveaux now puts the boots to Lita who is being backed up in to the ropes…

Rhino:Lita is trying to get back up on to a vertical base…

Mark:Roxxi Laveaux now with a hard shot right across the chest of Lita… Roxxi Laveaux whips Lita off in to the ropes… Lita comes off the ropes… Big Boot by Roxxi Laveaux knocking Lita off of her feet…

Rhino:She caught her good with that boot…

Mark:Roxxi Laveaux now goes for the cover 1……………………..2………….. Lita kicks out…

Rhino:Roxxi Laveaux is right now taking it to Lita…

Mark:Lita staggers up on to her feet… Roxxi Laveaux scoops up Lita…

Rhino:Roxxi Laveaux has her up on her shoulder…

Mark:Shoulder Breaker! No! Lita counters out… From behind Lita scores with a reverse DDT…

Rhino:Nice counter right there…

Mark:Lita goes for a quick cover 1……………..2……………Kickout by Roxxi Laveaux…

Rhino:Roxxi Laveaux is getting back up on to her feet in the corner…

Mark:Lita charges in to the corner… Monkey Flip!

Rhino:Roxxi Laveaux is now staggering back up on to her feet…

Mark:Lita kicks Roxxi Laveaux in the midsection… DDT! Lita goes right for the cover 1…………………….2……………..3…No! Roxxi Laveaux gets her shoulder up…

Rhino:Right now Lita has taken back control of this match up…

Mark:Roxxi Laveaux gets back up on to her feet… Lita hooks her up… Russian Leg Sweep! Lita goes for another cover 1…………………..2…………..3……..No! Roxxi Laveaux kicks out again…

Rhino:The Queen of Xtreme Lita is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:Lita is a daredevil and she is going to take a chance right here and now…

Rhino:Roxxi Laveaux is getting back up on to her feet…

Mark:LITACANRANNA! NO! SIT DOWN POWERBOMB!

Rhino:Roxxi Laveaux scouted the Litacanranna and was able to counter it in to a Sit Down Powerbomb…

Mark:Roxxi Laveaux with the cover 1……………………2………………….3………..NO! Lita gets her shoulder up…

Rhino:Roxxi Laveaux thought she had her right there…

Mark:Lita is staggering up on to her feet…

Rhino:The Voodoo Queen Roxxi Laveaux is looking to end this match up right here and now…

Mark:Roxxi Laveaux sets her up… VOODOO SLAM! NO! Lita Counters out… Lita hooks her up… TWIST OF FATE!

Rhino:Lita could have her right here and now… But she isnt going for the cover…

Mark:Lita has laid out the Voodoo Queen Roxxi Laveaux and is now up on the top rope…

Rhino:Lita is going to fly…

Mark:LITASAULT! Connects!

Rhino:She scored with the Litasault and she could have her…

Mark:Lita hooks the leg 1……………………..2…………..3………. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LITA!

Rhino:The Queen of Xtreme Lita comes to the EWA and picks up the Victory here tonight to start off Tuesday Night Carnage…

Mark:Lita is looking to make an impact in the Womens Division and tonight we the start to show that she means business… Still to come tonight the EWA Total Impact Championship Tournament Semi-Finals Matches… But right now its time for some more EWA Womens Division Action…

Maryse Ouellet vs Torrie Wilson

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Montreal, Quebec, Canada… Weighing in at 112 Pounds… MARYSE OUELLET!

(“Keys to the City” plays as Maryse Ouellet enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Boise, Idaho… Weighing in at 133 Pounds… TORRIE WILSON!

(“Girl Like That” plays as Torrie Wilson enters the arena…)

Mark:Here we go…Torrie Wilson and Maryse Ouellet are in the center of the ring… Torrie Wilson nails Maryse Ouellet with a couple of chops right across the chest… Torrie Wilson now kicks Maryse Ouellet in the midsection and now takes her over with a snap mare…

Rhino:Here comes Torrie Wilson…

Mark:Torrie Wilson comes off the ropes and nails her with a low clothesline…. Torrie Wilson goes for a quick cover on Maryse Ouellet 1………………….2………….. Maryse Ouellet gets her shoulder up…

Rhino:Maryse Ouellet is getting back up on to her feet in the corner…

Mark:Torrie Wilson charges in to the corner… Maryse Ouellet gets her boot up right in the face of Torrie Wilson…

Rhino:Maryse Ouellet is up on the middle rope…

Mark:Torrie Wilson turns around and Maryse Ouellet connects with a Flying Shoulder Block from the middle rope…

Rhino:Nice move right there from Maryse Ouellet that connected…

Mark:Maryse Ouellet goes for a cover 1…………….2………… Torrie Wilson kicks out…

Rhino:Now Torrie Wilson is getting back up on to her feet…

Mark:Forearm shots by Maryse Ouellet as she now sends Torrie Wilson off in to the ropes… Flying Back Elbow! By Maryse Ouellet… Maryse Ouellet goes for right for the cover 1……………………2…………….Kickout by Torrie Wilson…

Rhino:Maryse Ouellet is trying to get in to a little groove right now…

Mark:Maryse Ouellet now hooks up Torrie Wilson… Suplex… Blocked by Torrie Wilson who counters and connects with a snap suplex… Torrie Wilson goes for the cover 1………….2……….Kickout by Maryse Ouellet…

Rhino:Maryse Ouellet is getting back up on to her feet in the corner…

Mark:Torrie Wilson hooks her up… Tornado DDT! Connects!

Rhino:Torrie could have her right here and now…

Mark:Torrie Wilson goes for the cover on Maryse Ouellet 1…………………………2…………………..3…..No! Maryse Ouellet gets her shoulder up…

Rhino:Torrie Wilson is now waiting for Maryse Ouellet to get back up on to her feet…

Mark:Maryse Ouellet staggers back up on to her feet… Torrie Wilson kicks her in the midsection… NOSE JOB! NO! Maryse Ouellet blocks and scores with forearm shots right to Torrie Wilson…

Rhino:Maryse Ouellet is fighting her way back in to this match up…

Mark:Maryse Ouellet whips Torrie Wilson off in to the ropes… Dropkick! No! Torrie Wilson holds on to the ropes…

Rhino:Maryse Ouellet is staggering back up…

Mark:Torrie Wilson hooks her up… DDT!

Rhino:She just dropped Maryse Ouellet right on her head and she could have her right here…

Mark:Torrie Wilson goes for the cover 1…………………..2………………..3…….NO! Maryse Ouellet gets her shoulder up…

Rhino:Torrie Wilson thought she head her right there…

Mark:Maryse Ouellet is now staggering up on to her feet…Torrie Wilson kicks her in the midsection… NOSE JOB! NO! Countered again… Torrie Wilson now charges with a clothesline… Ducked… MAKE OVER!

Rhino:Maryse Ouellet caught her square in the jaw with that kick…

Mark:Maryse Ouellet goes for the cover 1………………..2…………….3……… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner MARYSE OUELLET!

Rhino:Maryse Ouellet picks up the victory in this back and forth contest…

Mark:These two women battled hard tonight and it was Maryse Ouellet coming out on top with the victory… Still to come later tonight we will see the EWA World Heavyweight Champion Triple H in action… But right now its more In Ring Action…

James Storm vs Eddie Maddox

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…

Rhino:What the hell…

Mark:From behind James Storm just attacked Eddie Maddox…

Rhino:Eddie Maddox was just being introduced and James Storm attacked Eddie Maddox from behind…

Mark:James Storm kicks Eddie Maddox and he is rolling down the ramp…

Rhino:This match up hasnt even officially started…

Mark:Eddie Maddox staggers up on to his feet… BEER BOTTLE TO THE HEAD!

Rhino:James Storm just laid out Eddie Maddox with the Beer Bottle…

Mark:James Storm rolls Eddie Maddox in to the ring and the referee now calls for the bell…

Rhino:Eddie Maddox is out of it…

Mark:LAST CALL! By James Storm… James Storm now covers Eddie Maddox 1………………2………..3……… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JAMES STORM!

Rhino:Eddie Maddox wasn’t able to get started tonight as James Storm attacked him from behind…

Mark:Hopefully next time we see Eddie Maddox we will get to know a little more information about him…As Tonight we had no information on who he is… But right now its time for more EWA Action…

Trish Stratus vs Victoria Mitchell vs Eve Torres

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Los Angeles, California… Weighing in at 118 Pounds… EVE TORRES!

(“Let it Roll” plays as Eve Torres enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Toronto, Ontario, Canada… Weighing in at 124 Pounds… TRISH STRATUS!

(“Keys to the City” plays as Trish Stratus enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Berlin, Germany… Weighing in at 200 Pounds… The Forbidden Mistress VICTORIA MITCHELL!

(“Living Deadgirl” plays as Victoria Mitchell enters the arena…)

Mark:Trish Stratus and Eve Torres look at one another and now look right at Victoria Mitchell…

Rhino:Even though they may not want to… Eve Torres and Trish Stratus may need to work together to take care of Victoria Mitchell…

Mark:Trish Stratus and Eve Torres go right after Victoria Mitchell as both females nail her right in the midsection with a couple of kicks… Double Knife Edge Chop by Eve Torres and Trish Stratus right to Victoria Mitchell…

Rhino:They are backing her up in to the corner…

Mark:Eve Torres and Trish Stratus whip Victoria Mitchell off in to the ropes… Trish and Eve go for a double clothesline… Victoria Mitchell ducks… Trish Stratus and Eve Torres turn around… Victoria Mitchell nails both Trish Stratus and Eve Torres with a double clothesline…

Rhino:Victoria Mitchell caught them good with that double clothesline…

Mark:Eve Torres is back up on to her feet… Victoria Mitchell scoops her up and slams her down to the canvas… Victoria Mitchell now comes off the ropes and drops the leg right down on to Eve Torres…

Rhino:She just dropped her big leg right down on the face of Eve Torres…

Mark:Victoria Mitchell now goes for the cover 1……………..2…………..Kickout by Eve Torres…

Rhino:Trish Stratus is back up on to her feet…

Mark:Trish Stratus now spins Victoria Mitchell around and nails her with forearm shots right to the head of Victoria Mitchell…

Rhino:Trish Stratus is backing Victoria Mitchell up in the ropes right now…

Mark:Trish Stratus whips Victoria Mitchell off in to the ropes… Dropkick! No! Victoria Mitchell holds on to the ropes…

Rhino:Trish Stratus is staggering back up on to her feet…

Mark:Victoria Mitchaell goes for a clothesline… Trish Stratus ducks… Victoria Mitchell turns around… Chick Kick!

Rhino:Trish Stratus hit the kick and it knocked Victoria Mitchell through the ropes and to the outside of the ring…

Mark:Eve Torres spins Trish Stratus around and nails her with a hard forearm shot…Eve Torres now with a kick to the midsection… Swinging Neckbreaker by Eve Torres… Eve Torres goes for the cover 1………………2………….Kickout by Trish Stratus…

Rhino:Trish Stratus is getting up on to her feet in the corner…

Mark:Eve Torres with a couple of chops right across the chest of Trish Stratus… Eve Torres pulls Trish Stratus out of the corner… Eve Torres hooks her up… Vertical Suplex…

Rhino:Nice Suplex right there…

Mark:Eve Torres goes for a cover 1…………………2……………… Kickout by Trish Stratus…

Rhino:Victoria Mitchell is back in the ring…

Mark:Eve Torres turns around… Victoria Mitchell nails her with a hard right hand…Victoria Mitchell now kicks Eve Torres in the midsection… Northern Lights Suplex!

Rhino:Nice Bridge on the Suplex…

Mark:The referee makes the count 1………………….2…………………Trish Stratus breaks it up…

Rhino:Trish Stratus is trying to nail Victoria Mitchell with some hard shots right to the face…

Mark:Trish Stratus chagres at Victoria Mitchell… Hurricanranna! No! Powerbomb!

Rhino:Trish tried to take the Forbidden Mitchell over but couldnt and got dropped right in to the mat with a huge powerbomb…

Mark:Victoria Mitchell goes for the cover 1………………..2…………………….3…….No! Trish Stratus gets her shoulder up…

Rhino:Eve Torres is back up on to her feet…

Mark:Victoria Mitchell now lifts up Eve Torres… Press Slam! To The Outside!

Rhino:Eve Torres looks to be knocked out on the outside of the ring as Victoria Mitchell dropped her hard to the outside with the Press Slam…

Mark:Trish Stratus is staggering up on to her feet… German Suplex!

Rhino:Trish Stratus just got dropped right on to her head…

Mark:Victoria Mitchell is now setting up Trish Stratus up on the top rope…

Rhino:The Forbidden Mistress is looking to go for the kill right here and now…

Mark:THE DEPTHS OF HELL!

Rhino:The Top Rope Powerbomb has laid out Trish Stratus in the middle of the ring…

Mark:Victoria Mitchell now goes for the cover 1……………………2…………..3………. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner VICTORIA MITCHELL!

Rhino:Victoria Mitchell just proved to be a Dominant Force in the EWA Womens Division…

Mark:She sure is… As the EWA Womens Division continues to grow… All of the women continue to show that they belong… As we now get set for more in ring EWA Action…

B-Lunt vs Josh Matthews

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Brick City, Ny… Weighing in at 225 Pounds…B-LUNT!

(“Blackout” plays as Josh Matthews enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Sea Isle City, Nj… Weighing in at 143 Pounds… JOSH MATTHEWS!

(“” plays as Josh Matthews enters the arena…)

Mark:The referee calls for the bell and this match up is underway… B-Lunt locks up with Josh Matthews… Josh Matthews goes in for a side headlock…Josh Matthews continues to grind away with the side headlock and now takes him down to the mat…

Rhino:Josh Matthews continues to grind away with the headlock trying to cut off the circulation of blood…

Mark:B-Lunt attempts to fight back up on to his feet and does as he nails Josh Matthews with a couple of shots right to the mid section breaking up the headlock… B-Lunt sends Josh Matthews off in to the ropes… Matthews comes off the far side… Josh Matthews leap frogs over B-Lunt… B-Lunt turns around and Josh Matthews connects with a dropkick…

Rhino:That took B-Lunt off of his feet…

Mark:B-Lunt gets up on to his feet near the ropes… Josh Matthews charges… Crossbody!

Rhino:B-Lunt catches Josh Matthews in mid air…

Mark:Fallaway Slam over the top rope and Josh Matthews hits the floor hard…

Rhino:B-Lunt is now going to the outside of the ring…

Mark:B-Lunt scoops up and slams Josh Matthews straight down to the floor…

Rhino:B-Lunt is up on the ring apron…

Mark:Elbow Drop! From the side of the ring right down on to Josh Matthews…

Rhino:Josh Matthews is hurting right now…

Mark:B-Lunt rolls Josh Matthews back in to the ring…

Rhino:Josh Matthews is trying to pull himself back up on to his feet…

Mark:B-Lunt scores with a couple of right hands sending Josh Matthews off in to the ropes… Matthews comes off the ropes and B-Lunt nails him with a hard elbow right in to the chest…

Rhino:He could have knocked the wind out of him with that shot…

Mark:B-Lunt goes for the cover 1……………………..2……………….Kickout by Josh Matthews…

Rhino:B-Lunt is now picking Josh Matthews back up on to his feet…

Mark:Jawbreaker! By Josh Matthews…

Rhino:The kid is showing how tough he is right now was he tries to fight his way back in to this match up…

Mark:Josh Matthews with a couple of right hands… Josh Matthews whips B-Lunt in to the ropes… Dropkick! Josh Matthews goes right for the cover 1……………………2……………..3…..No! B-Lunt kicks out…

Rhino:Josh Matthews is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:B-Lunt staggers back up on to his feet… Flying Crossbody! Ducked! As B-Lunt moves out of the way…

Rhino:Josh Matthews just crashed and burned right in to the canvas…

Mark:B-Lunt now back up on to his feet… Kick to the midsection… Powerbomb!

Rhino:That could be it right there…

Mark:B-Lunt goes for the cover 1………………………2……………..3………No! Josh Matthews gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Josh Matthews is now pulling himself back up on to his feet right now…

Mark:B-Lunt whips him off in to the ropes… Powerslam!

Rhino:Josh Matthews is in a lot of trouble right now…

Mark:B-Lunt goes for another cover 1……………………2………………3……….NO! Josh Matthews gets his shoulder up again…

Rhino:What will keep Josh Matthews down?

Mark:B-Lunt is trying to figure that out right now…

Rhino:Josh Matthews is crawling and trying to use the ropes to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Josh Matthews staggers up… B-Lunt kicks him in the midsection… BRICK CITY STUNNER! NO! Josh Matthews counters and shoves him off in to the ropes…

Rhino:Josh Matthews saved himself by countering the Brick City Stunner…

Mark:B-Lunt comes off the ropes… Clothesline… Ducked! Small Package! 1……………2………………3……… HE GOT HIM!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JOSH MATTHEWS!

Rhino:Josh Matthews just pulled off the upset and picked up the victory here tonight at Tuesday Night Carnage…

Mark:Josh Matthews with his debut victory here tonight at Carnage and still to come tonight… Ichabod Bitchwax in action…But for now its time to see if Sonny Siaki can get back on a roll as he takes on Kidomaru in One on One Action…

Kidomaru vs Sonny Siaki

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for One Fall… Introducing first… From Toyko, Japan… Weighing in at 228 Pounds… KIDOMARU!

(“Nagare Boshi” plays as Kidomaru enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Pago Pago, American Samoa… Weighing in at 242 Pounds… SONNY SIAKI!

(“Cocky” plays as Sonny Siaki enters the arena…)

Mark:The referee calls for the bell and this match up is underway… Sonny Siaki nails Kidomaru with straight right hands as he backs him right in to the ropes…

Rhino:Siaki has Kidomaru backed up in to the ropes…

Mark:Sonny Siaki goes for a clothesline… Ducked by Kidomaru… Kidomaru with a hard knife edge chop right across the chest of Sonny Siaki…

Rhino:You saw his chest light up after that chop across the chest…

Mark:Kidomaru whips Sonny Siaki off in to the ropes… Siaki comes off the ropes… Flipping Lariat connects by Kidomaru…

Rhino:Nice move right there as he takes Sonny Siaki off of his feet…

Mark:Sonny Siaki is now staggering back up… Kidomaru springs off the ropes and connects with a Flying Back Elbow…

Rhino:He caught him head on with that shot…

Mark:Kidomaru goes for the cover 1…………….2………… Kickout by Sonny Siaki…

Rhino:Kidomaru is now backing Sonny Siaki off in to the ropes…

Mark:Kidomaru with an irish whip sending Sonny Siaki off in to the ropes… Spin Heel Kick!

Rhino:He took his head off with that Spin Heel Kick…

Mark:Kidomaru goes for the cover on Sonny Siaki 1……………….2…………….3…No! Kick Out by Sonny Siaki…

Rhino:Sonny Siaki is now staggering back up on to his feet in the corner…

Mark:Kidomaru is now heading to the corner and is hooking up Sonny Siaki in the corner… Reverse Tornado DDT! Countered!

Rhino:Sonny Siaki has Kidomaru up on his shoulder…

Mark:Gut Buster! By Sonny Siaki…

Rhino:That knocks the wind right out of Kidomaru…

Mark:Sonny Siaki goes for the cover on Kidomaru 1………………..2……………….Kickout by Kidomaru…

Rhino:Kidomaru is now staggering up on to his feet…

Mark:Sonny Siaki scoops up Kidomaru… Samoan Cutter!

Rhino:Kidomaru is in trouble now…

Mark:Sonny Siaki now goes for the cover 1…………………….2………………..3…….No! Kidomaru kicks out…

Rhino:Sonny Siaki is now waiting for Kidomaru to get back up on to his feet as he looks to continue to dish out the punishment…

Mark:Sonny Siaki whips Kidomaru off in to the ropes… Samoan Drop! No! Counter… Crucifix Pin! 1…………………2………….3………No! Sonny Siaki kicks out…

Rhino:Kidomaru almost stole the victory right there…

Mark:Both men are back up… Kidomaru charges with a clothesline… Ducked by Sonny Siaki… Neckbreaker by Sonny Siaki…

Rhino:Sonny Siaki is now backing Kidomaru up in to the corner…

Mark:Sonny Siaki has Kidomaru setup on the top rope…

Rhino:He is in trouble now…

Mark:Superplex! Blocked by Kidomaru and he knocks Sonny Siaki off the top rope…

Rhino:Kidomaru is now standing up on the top rope…

Mark:Shooting Star Press!

Rhino:Siaki is in trouble as Kidomaru could have him right here and now…

Mark:Kidomaru hooks the leg 1……………………2……………..3………NO! Sonny Siaki got his shoulder up…

Rhino:Sonny Siaki is staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:Kidomaru goes behind Sonny Siaki… Dragon Suplex! With a Bridge 1……………………..2……………….3………..NO! Sonny Siaki kicks out…

Rhino:So very close right there as Kidomaru was a half a second away from picking up a victory…

Mark:Sonny Siaki is now using the ropes to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Kidomaru is in control right now as he can smell victory…

Mark:Sonny Siaki spins around… Dragon Leg Sweep!

Rhino:Kidomaru just took Sonny Siaki off of his feet…

Mark:Here it comes… HIROSHIMA! NO! Sonny Siaki moved out of the way…

Rhino:Kidomaru went for it all right there and missed…

Mark:Kidomaru staggers up on to his feet… Sonny Siaki lines up Kidomaru… SIAKALYPSE!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it…

Mark:Sonny Siaki hooks the leg 1………………2…………………3……….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SONNY SIAKI!

Rhino:The Ace in The Hole just got back on a roll with a victory here tonight at Tuesday Night Carnage…

Mark:Sonny Siak is back on track or so he hopes here tonight…Still to come tonight we will see if Jeff Jarrett can take the gold away from Adam Syndal when they meet in our Main Event… But its time for more EWA Womens Division Action…

Jazz vs Shelly Martinez

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for One Fall… Introducing first…From New Orleans, La… Weighing in at 145 Pounds… JAZZ!

(“Money, Power, Respect” plays as Jazz enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Her Opponent… From Chino, Ca… Weighing in at 124 Pounds… SHELLY MARTINEZ!

(Shelly Martinez’s Theme Plays as she enters the arena…)

Mark:Jazz and Shelly Martinez are face to face in the center of the ring… Jazz nails Shelly Martinez with straight forearm shots right to the head… Shelly Martinez ducks the forearm shot and now rakes the eyes of Jazz…

Rhino:Shelly Martinez is backing Jazz up in to the corner…

Mark:Shelly Martinez nails Jazz with elbows right to the side of the head… Shelly Martinez whips Jazz off in to the farside corner… Running Splash!

Rhino:Jazz is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Shelly Martinez hooks up Jazz and nails her with a Vertical Suplex… Shelly Martinez rolls over in to a cover 1………………….2……………… Kickout by Jazz…

Rhino:Jazz is getting back up on to her feet…

Mark:Shelly Martinez whips Jazz off in to the ropes… Shelly Martinez ducks her head… Jazz puts on the breaks and kicks her right in the head… Shelly Martinez spins around and Jazz scoops her up and slams her straight down to the canvas…

Rhino:That was a hard body slam…

Mark:Jazz rolls her over and picks her up in a Camel Clutch Position and now drops her weight right down on to the back of Shelly Martinez…

Rhino:Jazz drops her weight right on to the back of Shelly Martinez again…

Mark:Shelly Martinez is in trouble as Jazz hooks her up now… Single Leg Boston Crab!

Rhino:Shelly Martinez is screaming right now in pain as she tries to get to the ropes…

Mark:Jazz is doing her best to make sure that she doesn’t get to the ropes…

Rhino:Shelly Martinez is getting close…

Mark:Shelly Martinez gets to the ropes and now Jazz has to break up the hold…

Rhino:Right now Jazz is in control of Shelly Martinez as she tries to pull herself back up on to her feet…

Mark:Shelly Martinez staggers up… Jazz hooks her up… Jazz Stretch!

Rhino:That’s not a position that she wants to be in right now…

Mark:Jazz has Shelly up in the an Elevated Double Arm Chicken Wing…

Rhino:Will Shelly Martinez Give Up?

Mark:Shelly Martinez shakes her head no and Jazz drops Shelly Martinez straight down in to the mat…

Rhino:Right now Jazz is just simply dominating Shelly Martinez…

Mark:Shelly Martinez is struggling to get up on to her feet…

Rhino:Jazz is now waiting for Shelly Martinez to get back up on to her feet…

Mark:Jazz sets her up… Jazz Stinger! No! Shelly Martinez blocks and now nails Jazz with forearm shots…

Rhino:Jazz just shoves her backwards…

Mark:Shelly Martinez is back up… Jazz charges with a clothesline… Ducked by Shelly Martinez… Reverse DDT!

Rhino:Shelly Martinez is trying to fight her way back in to the match…

Mark:Shelly Martinez goes for the cover 1…………………2…………….3….NO! Jazz kicks out…

Rhino:Jazz is getting back up on to her feet…

Mark:Shelly Martinez kicks Jazz in the midsection… SHELLY SHOCK! NO! Countered by Jazz.. Jazz now kicks Shelly Martinez in the midsection… JAZZ STINGER!

Rhino:That could be it…

Mark:Jazz hooks the leg of Shelly Martinez 1…………………..2……………..3……… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JAZZ!

Rhino:Jazz was impressive in her debut here in the Extreme Wrestling Alliance…

Mark:We are seeing what the EWA Womens Division is going to be about here tonight… As the contenders line up for Morgan Alvertez’s EWA Womens Championship… We will see Morgan Alvertez later tonight as she is going to be the Special Guest Referee when Jenna Valentine takes on Hazel Brown…But now its time for more Womens Division Action…

Awesome Kong vs Amanda Davis

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Carson, California… Weighing in at 272 Pounds… AWESOME KONG!

(“Awesome” plays as Awesome Kong enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Long Island, Ny… Weighing in at 230 Pounds… AMANDA DAVIS!

(“Papercut” plays as Amanda Davis enters the arena…)

Rhino:Well Mark I never thought I would I say this… But Amanda Davis is not the biggest Women in this match up…And before tonight she was the Biggest Women in the EWA…

Mark:These two big women meet face to face in the center of the ring… Amanda Davis shoves Awesome Kong… Awesome Kong shoves Amanda Davis…

Rhino:Neither women is moving an inch right now…

Mark:Awesome Kong shoves Amanda Davis and it moved her this time… Amanda Davis now charges at Awesome Kong and nails her with a shoulder block…

Rhino:That moved Awesome Kong a little bit…

Mark:Amanda Davis now comes off the ropes again and nails her with a clothesline…

Rhino:She has Awesome Kong rocking right now…

Mark:Amanda Davis charges in again… Amanda Davis goes for a clothesline… Awesome Kong ducks the clothesline… Awesome Kong spins Amanda Davis around and nails her with a hard clothesline…

Rhino:Amanda Davis is now slow to get back up on to her feet…

Mark:Awesome Kong spins and nails her with a Spinning Back Fist…

Rhino:Hard shot right there…

Mark:Awesome Kong is a big and powerful women and Amanda Davis is used to being the Bigger and Powerful Women in matches…

Rhino:This is a different role for her as she staggers back up on to her feet…

Mark:Awesome Kong scoops up Amanda Davis and has her up on her shoulder…

Rhino:What is Awesome Kong going to do with her…

Mark:Amanda Davis slides off the shoulder of Awesome Kong… German Suplex!

Rhino:That got Awesome Kong off of her feet and it was a nice move by Amanada Davis…

Mark:Amanda Davis goes right for the cover 1……………………2……………….3……No! Kickout by Awesome Kong…

Rhino:Awesome Kong is now getting back up on to her feet in the corner…

Mark:Amanda Davis charges… Running Splash!

Rhino:Awesome Kong is now staggering out of the corner…

Mark:This is a position Awesome Kong isnt used to as Amanda Davis hooks her up… Belly to Belly Suplex!

Rhino:Awesome Kong is in trouble as Amanda Davis could have her right here…

Mark:Amanda Davis with the cover 1…………………….2………………3……..NO! Awesome Kong kicks out again…

Rhino:So close right there… As Awesome Kong tries to get back up on to her feet…

Mark:Amanda Davis kicks her in the midsection… Pumphandle… Blocked by Awesome Kong who nails Amanda Davis with elbows right to the side of the head…Awesome Kong sends Amanda Davis off in to the ropes… Powerslam!

Rhino:Awesome Kong is now trying to get back control of this match up…

Mark:Amanda Davis now gets back up on to her feet… Awesome Kong scoops her up… Running Powerslam!

Rhino:Awesome Kong could have Amanda Davis right here and now…

Mark:Awesome Kong goes for the cover 1……………………2………………3……NO! Amanda Davis gets her shoulder up…

Rhino:Amanda Davis is staggering up on to her feet…

Mark:Awesome Kong kicks her right in the midsection… Here it comes… AWESOME BOMB! NO! Amanda Davis with a back body drop…

Rhino:There is still fight left in Amanda Davis…

Mark:Both women are back up on their feet…

Rhino:They are now trading shots back and forth right now in the center of the ring…

Mark:Amanda Davis stuns Awesome Kong… And now hooks her up… FINALIZATION! NO! Awesome Kong blocks… Kick to the midsection… AWESOME BOMB!

Rhino:She hit her move…

Mark:Awesome Kong hooks the leg 1…………………….2……………3……… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner AWESOME KONG!

Rhino:This was a huge battle between Two of the Biggest Women in the EWA and it was a back and forth power battle between these two women…

Mark:Awesome Kong came out on top tonight… As she also looks to go after Morgan Alvertez EWA Womens Championship… But right now its time for more EWA Action…

Kamikaze vs Trig

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Los Angeles, California… Weighing in at 246 Pounds… TRIG!

(“Interlude Pt1” plays as Trig enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Los Angeles, California… Weighing in at 267 Pounds… KAMIKAZE!

(“Here Comes The Boom” plays as Kamikaze enters the arena…)

Mark:Here we go… Trig nails Kamikaze with a couple of straight right hands… Kamikaze is being backed up in to the ropes by Trig as he continues to hammer with right hands… Irish whip by Trig sending Kamikaze off in to the farside… Kamikaze with a reversal…Trig comes off the ropes and nails him with a Flying Back Elbow…

Rhino:Kamikaze gets back up…

Mark:Trig with a Mule Kick to Kamikaze and follows it up with a Russian Leg Sweep… Trig goes for a quick cover 1………………..2………………Kickout by Kamikaze…

Rhino:Trig is now picking Kamikaze back up on to his feet and is backing him up in to the corner…

Mark:Trig with an irish whip sending Kamikaze off in to the farside… Trig charges in… Kamikaze gets the boot up right in to the face of Trig… Running STO taking down Trig does Kamikaze… As Kamikaze goes for the cover 1…………….2………Kickout by Trig…

Rhino:Kamikaze is now trying to shake off the early attack from Trig and turn the tables on hm…

Mark:Kamikaze grabs Trig by the leg… Kamikaze Leg Twist taking Trig off of his feet…

Rhino:Trig is holding on to that left leg right now…

Mark:Kamikaze now hooks up Trig and locks in the Single Leg Boston Crab…

Rhino:Kamikaze is putting his weight on the back and leg of Trig right now…

Mark:Trig is able to reach out and grab the ropes and now Kamikaze has to break up the hold…

Rhino:Trig is now limping back up on to his feet as he favors his left leg…

Mark:Kamikaze with a couple of shots to the midsection and now scoops up Trig and nails him with a Gut Buster… Kamikaze goes for a cover 1………………….2…………..Kickout by Trig…

Rhino:Kamikaze is now going to the ring apron…

Mark:Slingslot 180 Leg Drop! By Kamikaze right down on to Trig…

Rhino:What a move that was by Kamikaze…

Mark:Kamikaze goes right for the cover 1…………………….2………………3…….No! Trig gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Trig is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:From behind Kamikaze sweeps the legs out from underneath Trig…

Rhino:Kamikaze is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:Kamikaze is going to Fly… SENTON SPLASH! NO! Trig gets his knees up…

Rhino:Kamikaze could have just injured his back right there as he went back first in to the knees of Trig…

Mark:Trig gets back up on to his feet right now… Kamikaze spins around… Kick to the midsection… Double Arm DDT! Trig goes for the cover 1……………………..2……………….Kickout by Kamikaze…

Rhino:Kamikaze is now the one staggering around as he tries to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Kamikaze spins around and Trig nails him with a Side Kick right to the jaw of Kamikaze…

Rhino:That has Kamikaze dazed…

Mark:Trig grabs Kamikaze and is now hanging him on the middle rope…

Rhino:Trig is now heading to the top rope…

Mark:Trig is going to fly… Guillotine Leg Drop!

Rhino:I think Trig could have him right here and now as Kamikaze’s head hit the mat hard from that leg drop…

Mark:Trig now goes for the cover 1…………………………2………………..3…….NO! Kamikaze gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:That was close and I think Trig believed he had him right there…

Mark:Kamikaze is trying to get back up on to his feet..

Rhino:Kamikaze seems out of it as he is now using the ropes to pull himself back up on to his feet…

Mark:Trig is now lining up Kamikaze… THE BULLET THEORY! NO! Kamikaze moves and Trig hits the corner hard…

Rhino:Trig is now staggering around…

Mark:Kamikaze Kill Switch!

Rhino:Kamikaze has this unqiue Submission Move locked in…

Mark:Trig is on the verge of tapping out right here…

Rhino:He is trying to choke out Trig is Kamikaze…

Mark:Kamikaze continues to apply pressure… The referee is checking on Trig…

Rhino:Trig is fading away…

Mark:Trig gets his foot on the rope and now the hold needs to be broken…

Rhino:I thought Kamikaze had him right there…

Mark:Trig is now staggering back up on to his feet… Kamikaze kicks him in the midsection and now sets him up… KAMIKAZE DEATH DROP! NO! Trig escapes and lands on his feet…

Rhino:Trig is fighting back…

Mark:Kamikaze turns around… THE BULLET THEORY!

Rhino:He just took him right out of his boots with that Spear…

Mark:Kamikaze staggers back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Trig has him lined up…

Mark:PTT! Connects!

Rhino:Trig just Pulled The Trigger and laid out Kamikaze…

Mark:Trig hooks the leg 1………………..2……………..3……….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRIG!

Rhino:Trig picks up the win in his EWA Debut…

Mark:It was a strong showing by Kamikaze in his EWA Debut as well… But it was not to be here tonight at Tuesday Night Carnage… John Cena is in the building tonight and he we know he will play some role in tonights Main Event… What it is… Who knows… But right now its time for some Mix Tag Team Action…

Mix Tag Team Match
Chris Sabin & Traci Brooks vs Christy Hemme & Jimmy Rave

Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Mix Tag Team Match set for One Fall… Introducing first… Weighing in at a Combined Weight of 347 Pounds… The team of CHRIS SABIN & TRACI BROOKS!

(“1977” plays as Chris Sabin & Traci Brooks enter the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponents… Weighing in at a combined weight of 316 Pounds… CHRISTY HEMME & JIMMY RAVE!

(“Society Box” plays as Jimmy Rave & Christy Hemme enter the arena…)

Mark:It will be Chris Sabin and Jimmy Rave starting things out here in this match up… Both men lock up in the center of the ring… Chris Sabin with a couple of shots to the jaw of Jimmy Rave… Irish whip by Chris Sabin… Chris Sabin goes for a clothesline… Ducked by Jimmy Rave… Sabin turns around and Jimmy Rave nails him with an Atomic Drop…

Rhino:Chris Sabin is spinning around on his feet…

Mark:Jimmy Rave now scoops up and slams him down to the canvas…

Rhino:Jimmy Rave goes to the outside on the ring apron…

Mark:Jimmy Rave with a Slingshot Elbow Drop right down on to Chris Sabin… Jimmy Rave goes for the cover 1…………….2………Kickout by Chris Sabin…

Rhino:Chris Sabin is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Jimmy Rave lifts up Chris Sabin and nails him with a backbreaker… Jimmy Rave goes for a cover 1………………2…………Kickout by Chris Sabin again…

Rhino:Jimmy Rave is taking it Chris Sabin at the moment…

Mark:Chris Sabin staggers up on to his feet and Jimmy Rave hooks him up… Suplex… Countered by Chris Sabin… Shots to the back of Jimmy Rave… Running Bulldog by Chris Sabin…

Rhino:Jimmy Rave is now getting back up on to his feet slowly…

Mark:Dragon Suplex! With a Bridge 1…………………2…………….. Kickout by Jimmy Rave…

Rhino:Chris Sabin is getting back in to this match up…

Mark:Jimmy Rave gets back up on to his feet… Running Leg Lariat by Chris Sabin…

Rhino:He just took Jimmy Rave’s head off with that shot…

Mark:Chris Sabin with another cover 1………………..2……………3….No! Jimmy Rave kicks out…

Rhino:Traci Brooks is asking for the tag…

Mark:Chris Sabin tags in Traci Brooks which means Christy Hemme has to come in to the ring…

Rhino:And she is…

Mark:Both women go right after one another… Traci Brooks spears Christy Hemme taking her out of her boots right there…

Rhino:Look at Traci Brooks tear in to Christy Hemme…

Mark:Christy Hemme rolls over on Traci Brooks and is now choking Traci Brooks…

Rhino:They are now rolling around the ring…

Mark:In the words of Joey Styles… CATFIGHT!

Rhino:Chris Sabin is back in the ring right now…

Mark:Chris Sabin is pulling Christy Hemme off of Traci Brooks…

Rhino:What is Chris Sabin going to do with her…

Mark:Chris Sabin hooks up Christy Hemme…Cradle Shock! No! Dopple Effect! By Jimmy Rave…

Rhino:Jimmy Rave just saved Christy Hemme right there…

Mark:Jimmy Rave now throws Chris Sabin to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Rave and Sabin are fighting on the outside of the ring…

Mark:Traci Brooks now has Christy Hemme setup… DDT! Traci Brooks goes for the cover 1………………….2………..3…..NO! Christy Hemme gets her shoulder up…

Rhino:Traci Brooks is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:Christy Hemme is staggering up on to her feet…

Rhino:Traci is going to fly…

Mark:PIE IN THE SKY! NO! Christy Hemme moves and Traci Brooks hits the canvas hard…

Rhino:Christy Hemme is now setting up Traci Brooks…

Mark:Reverse Twist of Fate!

Rhino:Christy Hemme has laid out Traci Brooks…

Mark:Christy Hemme is up on the Middle Rope… FFG! The Flying Firecrotch Guillotine! Connects on to Traci Brooks… Christy Hemme goes for the cover 1………………….2…………..Sabin tries to break it up… Rave Stops him… 3…….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here are your winner CHRISTY HEMME AND JIMMY RAVE!

Rhino:Rave and Hemme pick up the victory here tonight against Chris Sabin and Traci Brooks…

Mark:The trio of Christy Hemme, Lance Hoyt and Jimmy Rave continue to have the number of The Motor City Machine Guns and Traci Brooks… But right now its time to take things to the Extreme… With our Extreme Rules Match of the evening…

Extreme Rules Match
Dangerous D vs Chris Jericho

Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Extreme Rules Match and is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Cashville, Tn… Weighing in at 243 Pounds… DANGEROUS D!

(“Many Men” plays as Dangerous D enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Winnipeg, Manitoba… Weighing in at 231 Pounds… CHRIS JERICHO!

(“Break Down The Walls” plays as Chris Jericho enters the arena…)

Mark:Dangerous D goes right after Chris Jericho nailing him with straight right hands…

Rhino:Chris Jericho is trying to cover up as Dangerous D continues to hammer Chris Jericho with rights…

Mark:Dangerous D whips Chris Jericho off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!

Rhino:That sent Chris Jericho up high in to the air…

Mark:Chris Jericho staggers back up on to his feet and Dangerous D scoops him up and slams him straight down to the canvas…

Rhino:Dangerous D is picking Chris Jericho right up…

Mark:Dangerous D whips Chris Jericho off in to the corner… Dangerous D comes charging in… Chris Jericho moves and Dangerous D hits the turnbuckles hard…

Rhino:Dangerous D is staggering backwards…

Mark:Reverse DDT by Chris Jericho… Chris Jericho goes for the cover 1……………….2…………….Kickout by Dangerous D…

Rhino:Chris Jericho rolls to the outside of the ring and is bringing in a steel chair…

Mark:Dangerous D is staggering back up on to his feet… Chris Jericho charges at Dangerous D with the steel chair… Dangerous D side steps him and nails him with a drop toe hold and Chris Jericho goes face first in to the steel chair…

Rhino:Dangerous D is now picking up the steel chair…

Mark:Chris Jericho staggers back up on to his feet and turns right around in to a Steel Chair Shot from Dangerous D…

Rhino:He caught him good with that shot…

Mark:Dangerous D with the chair and he nails Chris Jericho right in the back… One more time right across the back with the steel chair…

Rhino:Dangerous D is taking out his frustrations right now on Chris Jericho…

Mark:Dangerous D is rolling to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Dangerous D is looking for a weapon underneath the ring…

Mark:It looks like Dangerous D has found what he wanted and that’s a singapore cane…

Rhino:Chris Jericho is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Dangerous D nails Chris Jericho right in the head with the Singapore Cane…

Rhino:Chris Jericho looks out of it after that shot right to the head…

Mark:Dangerous D covers Chris Jericho 1…………………….2…………….3……..NO! Chris Jericho gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Close one right there…

Mark:Dangerous D is now heading back to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:What could he be looking for right now…

Mark:Dangerous D is bringing a Table in to the ring right now…

Rhino:Dangerous D wants to show the EWA that he means business and he is just dismantling Chris Jericho right now…

Mark:The table is setup and Dangerous D lays Chris Jericho out on the table…

Rhino:Dangerous D is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:D-BOMB THROUGH THE TABLE!

Rhino:That’s it… Chris Jericho is done…

Mark:Dangerous D covers Chris Jericho 1……………………2……………….3……… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DANGEROUS D!

Rhino:Dangerous D just tore right through Chris Jericho here tonight at Tuesday Night Carnage…

Mark:That was the bounce back win that Dangerous D needed and he got it tonight…As we right now get set for our next contest…

Mike Smith vs BG James
-Christian Taylor & Kip James will be Handcuffed Together at Ringside

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Mariette, Georgia… Weighing in at 261 Pounds… Accompanied to the ring by Kip James… BG JAMES!

(“Bounty Hunters” plays as BG James enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Houston, Texas… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… Accompanied to the ring by Christian Taylor… One Half of the EWA Tag Team Champions… Representing The Power Trip…The King of Extreme MIKE SMITH!

(“Becoming The Bull” plays as Mike Smith enters the arena…)

Mark:Christian Taylor and Kip James are going to be handcuffed together at ringside so that neither man can interfer in this match up…

Rhino:Which was a smart decision by Shane McMahon to make…

Mark:The bell sounds as BG James and Mike Smith go at in the center of the ring… BG James goes for a right hand… Blocked by Mike Smith who now opens up on BG James with straight right hands…

Rhino:BG James is being backed up in to the ropes by Mike Smith…

Mark:BG James ducks his head between the ropes and he tells the referee to back Mike Smith away…

Rhino:That’s a smart veteran move right there by BG James as he is able to get a breather as Mike Smith was coming right at him…

Mark:Mike Smith comes charging at BG James… BG James ducks and back drops Mike Smith to the outside…

Rhino:Mike Smith lands on the ring apron…

Mark:BG James turns around and Mike Smith drops him throat first across the top rope…

Rhino:BG James is dazed and spinning around on his feet…

Mark:Mike Smith is back in to the ring and now hooks up BG James and nails him with Full Nelson Slam!

Rhino:He just drilled BG James in to the mat…

Mark:Mike Smith goes for the cover on BG James 1………………….2………….Kickout by BG James…

Rhino:BG James is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…

Mark:Running Splash! Connects! By Mike Smith on to BG James in the corner…

Rhino:BG James is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Superkick! By Mike Smith laying out BG James… Mike Smith goes for another cover 1………………..2…………3…..No! Kick out by BG James…

Rhino:You can see on the outside of the ring that Kip James really wants to help out his partner but he cant as he is handcuffed to Christian Taylor…

Mark:Mike Smith is now nailing BG James with right hands as he backs him up in to the corner… Mike Smith charges in… BG James with an elbow right to the head of Mike Smith as he came charging in…

Rhino:BG James is now backing up Mike Smith in the corner…

Mark:BG James is now climbing the ropes and is nailing Mike Smith with straight right hands…

Rhino:Eight Nine and Ten right hands to Mike Smith by BG James…

Mark:Mike Smith is staggering out of the corner…Kick to the midsection by BG James… Piledriver!

Rhino:Mike Smith has been laid out by BG James…

Mark:BG James goes for the cover 1…………………..2…………….3……No! Kickout by Mike Smith…

Rhino:Mike Smith is now staggering up on to his feet…

Mark:BG James with a couple of jabs…

Rhino:BG James is starting to Shake Rattle and Roll right now…

Mark:Big Right Hand by BG James taking out Mike Smith…

Rhino:On the outside Christian Taylor knows whats next and he cant help out his partner…

Mark:Knee Drop! Right down on to Mike Smith…

Rhino:He could have him right here…

Mark:BG James goes for the cover 1…………………2…………..3….NO! Mike Smith gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Close call right there…

Mark:Mike Smith is now staggering up on to his feet… BG James sets him up… PUMPHANDLE SLAM! NO! Mike Smith counters out… Mike Smith spins BG James around… EXTREME BOMB!

Rhino:BG James has been laid out by Mike Smith…

Mark:Mike Smith now hooks the leg of BG James 1……………………2…………….3………..NO! BG James gets his shoulder up at the very last second…

Rhino:Mike Smith can not believe it…

Mark:Christian Taylor and Kip James are exchanging words on the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Mike Smith is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:EXTREME SPLASH! NO! BG James rolls out of the way…

Rhino:Mike Smith crashed and burned and is now staggering around…

Mark:BG James hooks up Mike Smith… PUMPHANDLE SLAM! Connects! BG James goes for the cover 1…………………….2…………….3………….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BG JAMES!

Rhino:BG James just sent a message to the EWA Tag Team Champions that the Voodoo Kin Mafia wants to be considered for a Tag Team Title Shot down the line…

Mark:We do know that at November 2 Dismember it will be The Wolfpac getting a rematch for the EWA Tag Team Titles… But the Voodoo Kin Mafia are looking to capture the gold sometime down the line as well…As we now get set for the Semi-Finals of the EWA Total Impact Championship Tournament…

EWA Total Impact Championship Tournament
Dylan Nolan vs Lance Hoyt

Pa Announcer:This next contest is an EWA Total Impact Championship Tournament Match and is set for One Fall… Introducing first… From Los Angeles, California… Weighing in at 302 Pounds… Representing Shock N Awe… DYLAN NOLAN!

(“Spit it Out” plays as Dylan Nolan enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His Opponent… From Hearne, Texas… Weighing in at 290 Pounds… LANCE HOYT!

(“Society Box” plays as Lance Hoyt enters the arena…)

Mark:Here we go… Both men go right after one another connecting with straight right hands… Lance Hoyt goes for a clothesline… Dylan Nolan ducks out of the way and spins Lance Hoyt around and kicks him right in the midsection…

Rhino:Dylan Nolan is hooking up Lance Hoyt…

Mark:Dylan Nolan is now driving a couple of knees right to the head of Lance Hoyt… Dylan Nolan now with a double underhook… Double Underhook Suplex! By Dylan Nolan…

Rhino:Nice suplex right there by Dylan Nolan…

Mark:Dylan Nolan now mounts Lance Hoyt and is nailing him with straight right hands…

Rhino:Lance Hoyt is covering up…

Mark:Lance Hoyt grabs the arms of Dylan Nolan and now nails him with a headbutt…

Rhino:That stopped the pounding from Dylan Nolan…

Mark:Lance Hoyt now back up on to his feet and nails Dylan Nolan with a couple of right hands and now whips him off in to the ropes… Big Boot!

Rhino:Dylan Nolan is now rolling to the outside of the ring…

Mark:Lance Hoyt is now going right out after Dylan Nolan… Lance Hoyt grabs Dylan Nolan by the head and rams him head first in to the ring post…

Rhino:Dylan Nolan looks dazed right now…

Mark:Lance Hoyt with a hard irish whip sending Dylan Nolan hard in to the steel steps…

Rhino:Lance Hoyt is taking it to Dylan Nolan at at the moment…

Mark:Lance Hoyt rams Dylan Nolan in to the ring post again before rolling him back in to the ring…

Rhino:Lance Hoyt is now grabbing the steel steps and is bringing them in to the ring…

Mark:Dylan Nolan is staggering up on to his feet…Lance Hoyt charges with the steel steps… Big Boot! By Dylan Nolan knocking the steel steps back in to the face of Lance Hoyt…

Rhino:The referee is checking on Lance Hoyt but he says he can still continue…

Mark:Lance Hoyt is staggering up on to his feet near the steel steps… Running Scissors Kick! Driving Lance Hoyt face first in to the steel steps…

Rhino:Lance Hoyt looks dazed now as the referee continues to check on him…

Mark:Dylan Nolan is picking up Lance Hoyt and is nailing him with a couple of right hands…

Rhino:Dylan Nolan is now trying to setup Lance Hoyt…

Mark:Alabama Slam! No! Lance Hoyt counters out… Lance Hoyt hooks up Dylan Nolan… Belly to Back Suplex!

Rhino:Lance Hoyt saved himself as Dylan Nolan was trying to drive him right in to the steel steps…

Mark:Dylan Nolan is staggering back up on to feet… Lance Hoyt hooks up Dylan Nolan… Chokeslam! Right down on to the steel steps…

Rhino:The referee is checking on Dylan Nolan now and the referee says he can still continue…

Mark:Dylan Nolan’s head bounced off the steps from the chokeslam….

Rhino:Lance Hoyt is now going to the outside of the ring…

Mark:Lance Hoyt is bringing a table in to the ring…

Rhino:Dylan Nolan is staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:Lance Hoyt charges with a clothesline… Dylan Nolan ducks the clothesline… Neckbreaker!

Rhino:Dylan Nolan is trying to gather himself right now…

Mark:Lance Hoyt is back up and turns around… Spinebuster! By Dylan Nolan…

Rhino:Dylan Nolan is now setting up the table Lance Hoyt brought in to the ring…

Mark:Dylan Nolan is now laying out Lance Hoyt on the table…

Rhino:Big Dylan Nolan is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:Hes gonna fly… 650 SENTON SPLASH! NO! Lance Hoyt moved and Dylan Nolan goes crashing through the table…

Rhino:That was a big move that didn’t pay off…

Mark:Lance Hoyt is back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Dylan Nolan staggers around…

Mark:Lance Hoyt hooks him up… TEXAS TORNADO SLAM! RIGHT DOWN ON TO THE STEEL STEPS!

Rhino:Dylan Nolan looks to be knocked out…

Mark:The referee checks on Dylan Nolan… He lifts up Dylan Nolans arm… It drops… The referee calls for the bell… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LANCE HOYT!

Rhino:Lance Hoyt moves on to the finals of the EWA Total Impact Championship Tournament…

Mark:Lance Hoyt will meet the winner of William Steele and Jason Phoenix coming up next at November 2 Dismember for the EWA Total Impact Championship… And lets get back to the ring for the introductions…

EWA Total Impact Championship Tournament
Jason Phoenix vs William Steele

Pa Announcer:This next contest is an EWA Total Impact Championship Tournament Match and is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 246 Pounds… Accompanied to the ring by Morgan Alvertez… Representing The Power Trip… JASON PHOENIX!

(“Violence Fetish” plays as Jason Phoenix enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Nashville,Tn… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… Representing The Wolfpac… WILLIAM STEELE!

(“Whispers” plays as William Steele enters the arena…)

Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway… Jason Phoenix gets right up in to the face of Steele… Jason Phoenix goes for a right hand… Steele blocks and nails Jason Phoenix with a couple of straight right hands… Steele follows it up with a swinging neckbreaker…

Rhino:William Steele is bringing Jason Phoenix to the corner…

Mark:William Steele hammers Jason Phoenix with straight right hands knocking him down in the corner…

Rhino:Steele is now backing up…

Mark:Running Knee right in to the corner by Steele as he nailed Jason Phoenix right in the face with that knee…

Rhino:Steele is now pulling Jason Phoenix out of the corner…

Mark:Steele with a hammerlock and a body slam dropping Jason Phoenix right on his arm…

Rhino:Steele is now picking back up Jason Phoenix…

Mark:Steele with a Shoulder Breaker… No Jason Phoenix slides off the shoulder off of Steele… Jason Phoenix from behind… Russian Leg Sweep by Jason Phoenix…

Rhino:Jason Phoenix is now putting the boots to Steele…

Mark:Steele is trying to pull himself back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Jason Phoenix is lining him up…

Mark:Jason Phoenix lifts up Steele and its knee to knee action as Jason Phoenix rams Steele’s knee right in to his…

Rhino:Jason Phoenix isnt done…

Mark:Jason Phoenix has Steele by the leg and drives his knee right in to the mat… One more time Jason Phoenix drives the knee right in to the canvas…

Rhino:Steele is in some pain right now as he is holding on to that right leg and knee…

Mark:Jason Phoenix hooks up Steele… Figure Four Leg Lock!

Rhino:William Steele is in trouble…

Mark:Jason Phoenix locks in the Figure Four… Much to the approval of Morgan Alvertez on the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Steele is trying to get to the ropes…

Mark:Steele is now crawling to the ropes and is able to get there… But the damage has been done…

Rhino:Jason Phoenix is now dragging Steele to the ropes…

Mark:Jason Phoenix lays the leg of Steele on the ropes… Jason Phoenix drops all of his weight right down on to the knee of Steele…

Rhino:You can see the pain in the face of Steele right now…

Mark:Jason Phoenix goes to drop his weight right down on to the leg of Steele again but William Steele uses his other leg and pushes Jason Phoenix over the top rope and to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Steele is limping back up on to his feet…

Mark:Jason Phoenix comes back in to the ring and charges at Steele… Steele moves and now hooks up Jason Phoenix… CROSSFACE!

Rhino:Steele has the Crossface locked in on Jason Phoenix…

Mark:Steele is pulling back on the head and neck of Jason Phoenix as he continues to apply pressure…

Rhino:Jason Phoenix is trying to find away to the ropes and to him they look far away…

Mark:Jason Phoenix is looking like he is now close to tapping out right here and now…

Rhino:Jason Phoenix has the look like he wants to give it up…

Mark:Morgan Alvertez is on the apron and is distracting the referee…

Rhino:She is trying to buy her man some more time to get to the ropes…

Mark:Jason Phoenix is in the ropes now and Morgan is telling the referee to turn around and he now sees that Jason Phoenix is in the ropes…

Rhino:Morgan knew that Jason Phoenix was close to tapping out and she protected her man…

Mark:Steele continues to limp around the ring as Jason Phoenix staggers back up on to his feet… Single Arm DDT! By Steele…

Rhino:Steele goes right back to work on that arm of Jason Phoenix…

Mark:Armbar Submission! As Steele pulls back on that right arm of Jason Phoenix…

Rhino:Steele is trying to get as much leverage as he can with his bad leg…

Mark:Jason Phoenix is able to get to the ropes but the damage continues to be put on by Steele…

Rhino:Jason Phoenix is slowly getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Steele with a couple of right hands… Steele follows it up with a kick to the midsection… CROSSFACE! Blocked!

Rhino:Jason Phoenix is trying to fight off the Crossface…

Mark:Jason Phoenix attempts to lay out Steele with a clothesline… CROSSFACE!

Rhino:The Crossface is locked in for the second time…

Mark:Steele pulls back and is trying to get Jason Phoenix to tap out…

Rhino:Jason Phoenix is trapped in the middle of the ring as he tries to get to the ropes…

Mark:The referee continues to ask Jason Phoenix if he gives up but he is shaking his head no…

Rhino:Steele continues to apply pressure…

Mark:Jason Phoenix is trying to get to the ropes… Steele pulls back even more…

Rhino:Jason Phoenix is in trouble…

Mark:Morgan Alvertez is up on the apron again and is distracting the referee for the second time…

Rhino:Jason Phoenix cant get to the ropes…

Mark:Jason Phoenix is Tapping Out!

Rhino:The referee doesn’t see it…

Mark:Steele lets the hold gold and is telling the referee that Jason Phoenix was tapping out…

Rhino:Morgan had the referee distracted and he couldn’t see the tap out…

Mark:William Steele now is setting up Jason Phoenix… POWERBOMB! NO! Steele’s leg gives out…

Rhino:Steele’s leg collasped underneath him as he lifted up Jason Phoenix for the Powerbomb…

Mark:Jason Phoenix now hooks up Steele… Indian Death Lock!

Rhino:Steele is in trouble now as Jason Phoenix really has it locked in…

Mark:Steele is trying to crawl to the ropes…

Rhino:Steele is trying to get there…

Mark:Jason Phoenix pulls them back towards the center of the ring…

Rhino:Steele was close to the ropes…

Mark:Steele tries to crawl to the ropes again… STEELE TAPS OUT!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JASON PHOENIX!

Rhino:Jason Phoenix moves on to the finals of the EWA Total Impact Championship Tournament…

Mark:Morgan Alvertez was the X-Factor as she was able to distracted the referee and help out her man as he moves on to face Lance Hoyt in the finals of the EWA Total Impact Championship Tournament at November 2 Dismember…As we now get set for the Ura-nage Challenge…

The Ura-nage Challenge
Booker T vs The Rock
-Win by Hitting your opponent with Book End/Rock Bottom

Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Uranage Challenge… Introducing first…From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… THE ROCK!

(“Is Cookin” plays as The Rock enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Houston, Texas… Weighing in at 256 Pounds… Accompanied to the ring by Sharmell… BOOKER T!

(“Can Ya Dig It” plays as Booker T enters the arena…)

Mark:This one will be different Rhino…

Rhino:The way to win is by either hitting the Book End or The Rock Bottom… Which are variations of the Uranage… This The Uranage Challenge…

Mark:The Rock scores with a right hand to Booker T… Booker T comes back with a right hand of his own… The Rock goes for another right hand… Booker T blocks and nails The Rock with a hard chop right across the chest…

Rhino:Booker T is backing The Rock up in to the ropes…

Mark:Booker T whips The Rock in to the farside ropes… The Rock comes off the ropes and Booker T takes him over with a hip toss…

Rhino:The Rock gets back up…

Mark:Booker T scoops him up and nails him with a spinning slam… Booker T now comes off the ropes and drops the knee right down to The Rock…

Rhino:Normally the natural reaction would be to go for a pin but there are no pinfalls in this match up…

Mark:Booker T now picks The Rock up and backs The Rock up in to the corner…Hard chops right across the chest of The Rock…

Rhino:He is really lighting him up with chops…

Mark:Booker T now hooks up The Rock and nails him with a vertical suplex…

Rhino:The Rock is trying to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Booker T goes after The Rock in the corner… The Rock rakes the eyes of Booker T…

Rhino:The Rock is now trying to get back in to the match…

Mark:The Rock charges with a clothesline and lays out Booker T…

Rhino:Booker T gets right back up…

Mark:The Rock now opens up on Booker T with straight right hands… The Rock reaches back and lays out Booker T with a big right hand…

Rhino:Booker T is getting back up on to his feet a little bit slower this time around…

Mark:Samoan Drop! By The Peoples Champion…

Rhino:The Rock is now stalking Booker T as he waits for him to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Booker T staggers up on to his feet… The Rock sets him up…ROCK BOTTOM! NO! Booker T blocks and nails him with elbows right to the side of the head…

Rhino:Booker T is now fighting back with shots to the jaw of the Rock…

Mark:Booker T now whips The Rock off in to the ropes… Back Elbow knocking down The Rock…

Rhino:The Rock is staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:BOOK END! NO! The Rock blocks that… The Rock charges with a clothesline… Booker T ducks the clothesline…

Rhino:Booker T saw the clothesline coming and was able to duck out of the way…

Mark:Booker T with a kick to the midsection… Here it comes… SCISSORS KICK! NO! The Rock moved…

Rhino:The Rock had that move well scouted…

Mark:The Rock spins Booker T around… ROCK BOTTOM! ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner THE ROCK!

Rhino:The Rock wins the Uranage Challenge here tonight at Tuesday Night Carnage…

Mark:We continue on the road to November 2 Dismember… But now Gravedigger sneaks revenge on Shawn Michaels as these two men go One on One as we head down to the ring for the introductions…

Shawn Michaels vs Gravedigger

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Sacromento, California… Weighing in at 313 Pounds… Representing The Wolfpac… GRAVEDIGGER!

(“Kill Me,Heal Me” plays as Gravedigger enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!

(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)

Mark:Shawn Michaels gets right up in to the face of Gravedigger…

Rhino:We know from Shawn Michaels career that he doesn’t back down from anyone…

Mark:Shawn Michaels slaps Gravedigger right in the face…

Rhino:I dont think Shawn Michaels wanted to do that…

Mark:Gravedigger charges at Shawn Michaels… Shawn Michaels ducks the clothesline and now nails Gravedigger with jabs…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is really getting under the skin of Gravedigger as he taunts him after the jabs…

Mark:Shawn Michaels gets back up in the face of Gravedigger…Shawn Michaels shoves Gravedigger…

Rhino:Gravedigger didn’t move at all…

Mark:Gravedigger shoves Shawn Michaels backwards and knocks him off of his feet…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels didn’t like that and he is getting right up in to the face of Gravedigger…

Mark:Gravedigger shoves him down again… Shawn Michaels gets back up again… Shawn Michaels charges at Gravedigger… Gravedigger nails him with a big boot…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now staggering up on to his feet…

Mark:Gravedigger whips Shawn Michaels off in to the ropes… Tilt a Whirl Slam! By Gravedigger driving HBK in to the mat…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels staggers up on to his feet near the ropes…

Mark:From behind Gravedigger nails Shawn Michaels with a clothesline…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is hanging on to the ropes…

Mark:Gravedigger turns around and Shawn Michaels skins the cat back in to the ring… Gravedigger stops him… Shawn Michaels wraps his legs around the head of Gravedigger… Shawn Michaels with a head scissors and he takes Gravedigger to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Now Shawn Michaels skins the cat back in to the ring…

Mark:Shawn Michaels isnt done… Shawn Michaels launches himself over the top rope right down on to Gravedigger…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels took to the air and it paid off…

Mark:Shawn Michaels now rolls Gravedigger back in to the ring…

Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:Shawn Michaels comes off the top rope…Double Axe Handle…Countered as Gravedigger nails him right in the midsection…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is spinning around…

Mark:Gravedigger kicks him in the midsection and now hooks up Shawn Michaels… Double Underhook Backbreaker!

Rhino:Nice move right there by Gravedigger…

Mark:Gravedigger goes for the cover 1…………………2………………Kickout by Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:Gravedigger is now waiting for Shawn Michaels to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is up on to his feet… Belly to Belly Suplex!

Rhino:Gravedigger could have Shawn Michaels right here…

Mark:Gravedigger goes for the cover again 1…………………..2………………3……NO! Shawn Michaels gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Gravedigger is in control of the Heartbreak Kid…

Mark:Shawn Michaels staggers back up on to his feet… Gravedigger scoops up The Heartbreak Kid… Shawn Michaels slips off the shoulder of Gravedigger… From behind Shawn Michaels clips the leg out from underneath Gravedigger…

Rhino:So much for Gravedigger having control…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is now dragging Gravedigger by the leg and dragging him to the corner…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is trying to chop down the big mans legs…

Mark:Shawn Michaels rams the leg of Gravedigger right in to the ring post… One more time Gravedigger’s leg gets driven in to the ring post…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is taunting the fans at ringside…

Mark:Shawn Michaels now grabs the leg of Gravedigger… Sharpshooter!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels has the Sharpshooter locked in…

Mark:Gravedigger pushes out quickly…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels couldn’t sit down fully which is why Gravedigger was able to counter out…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is back up and so is Gravedigger… Shawn Michaels goes for a baseball slide… Gravedigger jumps over the baseball slide of Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:Gravedigger now spins Shawn Michaels around…

Mark:Gravedigger kicks HBK in the midsection… Chokeslam!

Rhino:Gravedigger has laid out the Heartbreak Kid…

Mark:Gravedigger covers Shawn Michaels 1……………………2…………….3……NO! Shawn Michaels gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:So very close right there…

Mark:Gravedigger is now waiting for Shawn Michaels to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels seems to be out of it…

Mark:Gravedigger sets up Shawn Michaels… GRAVE SMASH! NO! Shawn Michaels counters out as he rakes the eyes of Gravedigger… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!

Rhino:Gravedigger is still standing… But appears to be out on his feet…

Mark:Shawn Michaels tunes up the band again… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!

Rhino:Two Sweet Chin Music’s knock out the big man…

Mark:Shawn Michaels covers Gravedigger 1………………………..2……………3……. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SHAWN MICHAELS!

Rhino:It took two Sweet Chin Music’s to knock out Gravedigger…

Mark:Shawn Michaels continues to win as he has done all year long… As we now get set to see the Number One Contender for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship Ichabod Bitchwax In Action…

Ichabod Bitchwax vs Zero

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Pittsburgh, Pa… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… ZERO!

(“Coming Undone” plays as Zero enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Deathlehem, Pa…Weighing in at 3040 Ounces…Representing Shock N Awe…ICHABOD BITCHWAX!

(“The Toys Go Winding Down” plays as Ichabod Bitchwax enters the arena…)

Mark:Zero goes right after Ichabod Bitchwax as he nails him with right hands… Zero backs up Ichabod Bitchwax up in to the corner with right hands…

Rhino:Zero is now driving his shoulder in to the midsection of Ichabod Bitchwax…

Mark:Zero pulls Ichabod Bitchwax out of the corner and now hooks him up and nails him with a snap suplex… Zero goes for a quick cover 1……………………2………….. Kickout by Ichabod Bitchwax…

Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax is getting back up…

Mark:Zero hooks up Ichabod Bitchwax again and nails him with a Front Face Suplex driving Ichabod Bitchwax right in to the mat…

Rhino:Zero is really taking to it to the Number One Contender for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship Ichabod Bitchwax… Who will meet Triple H at November 2 Dismember…

Mark:Zero goes for another cover 1………………………2………………Kickout by Ichabod Bitchwax…

Rhino:Zero is in control of this match up as Ichabod Bitchwax gets back up on to his feet in the corner…

Mark:Zero charges in to the corner and scores with a clothesline…

Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax is now staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Zero now hooks him up… Brainbuster coming up… No… Ichabod Bitchwax blocks it and lands on his feet… Straight Jacket Lung Blower!

Rhino:Nice move right there by Ichabod Bitchwax to get back in to this match up…

Mark:Ichabod Bitchwax goes for the cover 1…………………2………….Kickout by Zero…

Rhino:Zero is now staggering back up on to his feet as he holds on to his back…

Mark:Ichabod Bitchwax hooks him up… Exploder Suplex!

Rhino:Nice suplex by Ichabod Bitchwax…

Mark:Ichabod Bitchwax goes for another cover 1……………………2………………..3…No! Zero kicks out…

Rhino:Look who is coming down to ringside right now…

Mark:Its the EWA World Heavyweight Champion Triple H…

Rhino:It looks like Triple H has come out to scout his opponent at November 2 Dismember…

Mark:Ichabod Bitchwax lines up Zero and connects with the STO…

Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax doesn’t know that Triple H is at ringside…

Mark:Ichabod Bitchwax goes for another cover on Zero 1……………………..2……………….Kickout again by Zero…

Rhino:Well now Ichabod Bitchwax sees Triple H at ringside and both men are exchanging words right now…

Mark:Zero is getting back up on to his feet…Ichabod Bitchwax charges at Zero… The Shimmering Alchemist! Ducked by Zero…

Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax spent one second too long looking at Triple H and it gave Zero one more second to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Ichabod Bitchwax gets back up on to his feet and Zero nails him with a hard uppercut… One more Uppercut right underneath the jaw of Ichabod Bitchwax by Zero…

Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax is trying to pull himself back up on to his feet…

Mark:Zero now whips Ichabod Bitchwax off in to the ropes… Dropkick! Catching Ichabod Bitchwax right in the face with the dropkick…Zero covers Ichabod Bitchwax 1……………………2…………………..3….NO! Ichabod Bitchwax gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Zero is now waiting for Ichabod Bitchwax to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Zero has him lined up… Superkick! No! Ichabod Bitchwax ducks the click and now spins Zero around… PHANTOM MENACE!

Rhino:That could be it right here and now…

Mark:Ichabod Bitchwax goes for the cover 1…………………..2……………3…..NO! Zero got his shoulder up…

Rhino:Triple H continues to watch on as his number one contender takes control of this match up…

Mark:Zero is now staggering up on to his feet… Ichabod Bitchwax hooks up Zero… POST CARD FROM DEATHLEHEM!

Rhino:Zero has been laid out…

Mark:Ichabod Bitchwax now covers Zero 1………………..2…………….3….. ITS NOT OVER!

Rhino:Triple H put Zero’s foot on the bottom rope behind the referee’s back…

Mark:Ichabod Bitchwax is looking down at Triple H and telling him to get away from ringside…

Rhino:Triple H is picking up his belt and is leaving…

Mark:Zero has staggered back up on to his feet… Ichabod Bitchwax turns around… Superkick!

Rhino:Zero got all of that kick…

Mark:Zero covers Ichabod Bitchwax 1………………………2………………..3……..NO! Ichabod Bitchwax gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Triple H has had an impact in this match up with a couple of distractions and putting Zero’s foot on the ropes…

Mark:Zero is now waiting for Ichabod Bitchwax to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax slowly back up…

Mark:Zero kicks Ichabod Bitchwax in the midsection…Zero with the double underhook… ZERO GRAVITY! NO! Ichabod Bitchwax with a back body drop…

Rhino:Zero staggers back up on to his feet…

Mark:Ichabod Bitchwax hooks him up… GRAVE YARD SMASH!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it…

Mark:Ichabod Bitchwax goes for the cover 1………..2……………….3……. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ICHABOD BITCHWAX!

Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax stays on a roll as he heads in to November 2 Dismember to challenge Triple H for the EWA World Heavyweight CHampionship…

Mark:Will Triple H stay on a roll as well… We will find out later on… But right now its time for some EWA Womens Division Action as Jenna Valentine is in action…

Jenna Valentine vs Hazel Brown
Special Referee-Morgan Alvertez

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… The Special Guest Referee… The EWA Womens Champion… MORGAN ALVERTEZ!

(“Bitch” plays as Morgan Alvertez enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Now introducing the participants… First… From Tampa, Florida… Weighing in at 124 Pounds… HAZEL BROWN!

(“Lip Gloss” plays as Hazel Brown enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Huntington Beach, Ca… Weighing in at 110 Pounds… JENNA VALENTINE!

(“Headstrong” plays as Jenna Valentine enters the arena…)

Mark:Morgan Alvertez calls for the bell and this match up is under way…

Rhino:You have to wonder which way Morgan Alvertez is going to call this match up…As she will be defending the EWA Womens Championship against Jenna Valentine at November 2 Dismember…

Mark:Jenna Valentine shoves Hazel Brown down to the canvas… Hazel Brown gets back up and charges right at Jenna Valentine…

Rhino:Look at Hazel Brown go…

Mark:Hazel Brown is choking Jenna Valentine and is now pulling on her hair…

Rhino:Jenna Valentine is being pulled up by her hair by Hazel Brown…

Mark:Hazel Brown with a hair toss sending Jenna Valentine across the ring…

Rhino:Jenna Valentine is getting right back up…

Mark:Hazel Brown takes her right over and scores with a hip toss… Hazel Brown follows it up with an elbow drop right down to Jenna Valentine and goes for the cover 1…………………..2………. Kickout by Jenna Valentine…

Rhino:That was a fair count right there by Morgan Alvertez as she didn’t try to screw Jenna Valentine out of the match…

Mark:Hazel Brown is backing Jenna Valentine up in to the corner and is sticking her boot right underneath the throat of Jenna Valentine…

Rhino:She is trying to choke the life out of her…

Mark:Hazel Brown pulls Jenna Valentine out of the corner… Vertical Suplex…Hazel Brown goes for another cover as Morgan Alvertez goes for the cover 1……………………..2…………….Kickout by Jenna Valentine…

Rhino:Jenna Valentine is pulling herself up in to the corner…

Mark:Hazel Brown goes after her in the corner… Jenna Valentine with a hard kick to the midsection of Hazel Brown and now puts Hazel Brown in the corner… Hard chop right across the chest of Hazel Brown by Jenna Valentine…

Rhino:Jenna Valentine now has Hazel Brown by the hair…

Mark:Hair Toss as Jenna Valentine tosses Hazel Brown across the ring…

Rhino:Hazel Brown is now staggering up on to her feet…

Mark:Jenna Valentine kicks her in the midsection… DDT!

Rhino:Hazel Brown was dropped on her head…

Mark:Jenna Valentine goes for the cover as Morgan Alvertez goes for the cover 1…………………..2……………3…No! Hazel Brown gets her shoulder…

Rhino:A fair count right there by Morgan Alvertez… As she isnt trying to screw over her opponent at November 2 Dismember Jenna Valentine…

Mark:Hazel Brown is trying to get back up… Jenna Valentine scoops her up and slams her down to the canvas…

Rhino:Jenna Valentine is now heading up on to the middle rope…

Mark:Hazel Brown staggers back up… Crossbody! Connects! With the pin 1………………….2…………………3……..NO! Hazel Brown kicks out again…

Rhino:Jenna Valentine is now waiting for Hazel Brown to get back up…

Mark:The Number One Contender Jenna Valentine is looking in control…

Rhino:Hazel Brown is back up on to her feet…

Mark:Jenna Valentine with a kick to the midsection… SO CAL SLAP! NO! Hazel Brown ducks…

Rhino:She had the move scouted…

Mark:Hazel Brown with a kick to the Groin… Here comes the second one… HAZEL NUT! NO! Jenna Valentine catches the kick…

Rhino:Jenna Valentine had her move scouted as well…

Mark:SO CAL SLAP!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it…

Mark:Jenna Valentine hooks the leg as Morgan Alvertez makes the count 1………………………..2………………3… SHE GOT HER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JENNA VALENTINE!

Rhino:Jenna Valentine has been on a roll since joining the EWA and is looking to become the EWA Womens Champion at November 2 Dismember…

Mark:Morgan Alvertez holds up the arm of Jenna Valentine declaring her the winner… HARD CLOTHESLINE! By Jenna Valentine…

Rhino:Jenna Valentine is now standing over the EWA Womens Champion Morgan Alvertez…

Mark:Jenna Valentine is make a pose like she is going to be the next EWA Womens Champion… We will find out if she can do it at Novemeber 2 Dismember… But right now its time to see the EWA World Champion Triple H in action…

Triple H vs Kayden Johnson

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From New Orleans, La… Weighing in at 221 Pounds… Representing Shock N Awe… KAYDEN JOHNSON!

(Kayden Johnson’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… The Game TRIPLE H!

(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)

Mark:The refere calls for the bell and this match up is underway… Triple H and Kayden Johnson lock up in the center of the ring…

Rhino:Its a battle for position…

Mark:Triple H shoves Kayden Johnson down to the canvas…

Rhino:The Game is just taunting Kayden Johnson…

Mark:Kayden Johnson gets right back up and wants lock up again with Triple H… Another collar and elbow tie up and Kayden Johnson shoves Triple H backwards…

Rhino:Triple H laughs it off…

Mark:Kayden Johnson charges right at him in the corner with a Flying Forearm Smash knocking Triple H back in to the corner… Kayden Johnson charges again and nails Triple H with a monkey flip…

Rhino:That sent Triple H across the ring…

Mark:The Game staggers up on to his feet… Running Dropkick by Kayden Johsnon knocking Triple H to the outside…

Rhino:The Game is trying to regroup on the outside of the ring…

Mark:Kayden Johnson has come right out of the gat and is going right after Triple H…

Rhino:Kayden Johnson goes out after Triple H on the outside of the ring…

Mark:Kayden Johnson is chasing Triple H around the ring…

Rhino:The Game rolls back in to the ring…

Mark:Kayden Johnson rolls back in after him… The Game puts the boots right to Kayden Johnson…

Rhino:Triple H just suckered him in right there…

Mark:Triple H is now dragging him to the corner and he sticks his boot right in the throat of Kayden Johnson…

Rhino:He is trying to choke the life out of Kayden Johnson…

Mark:Triple H now pulls him out of the corner… Vertical Suplex by The Game… Triple H now comes off the ropes and drops the knee right down on Kayden Johnson… Triple H goes for the cover 1…………………….2…………..Kickout by Kayden Johnson…

Rhino:Kayden Johnson is trying to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Kayden Johnson turns around and Triple H picks him up and nails him with a Side Walk Slam…

Rhino:Triple H is now just taking his time as he picking apart Kayden Johnson…

Mark:Triple H covers Kayden Johnson again 1……………………..2……………..Kickout by Kayden Johnson…

Rhino:The Game is now picking up Kayden Johnson…

Mark:Big chop right across the chest of Kayden Johnson by The Game… One more time by Triple H with a big chop… Triple H whips Kayden Johnson off in to the ropes…Running High Knee!

Rhino:Vintage Triple H right there…

Mark:Triple H goes for another cover 1……………………2………………3…. No! Kayden Johnson gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Triple H is bringing Kayden Johnson to the corner…

Mark:Triple H is setting up Kayden Johnson up on the top rope…

Rhino:Triple H has him setup…

Mark:Superplex! No! Kayden Johnson blocks and shoves Triple H off the top rope…

Rhino:Kayden Johnson stands up on the top rope…

Mark:SPEAR! From the Top Rope! By Kayden Johnson…

Rhino:Kayden Johnson could have The Game right here…

Mark:Kayden Johnson goes for the cover 1…………………….2……………3………NO! The Game gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Triple H is staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:Kayden Johnson now hooks up Triple H… Russian Leg Sweep!

Rhino:Kayden Johnson is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:DEATH FROM ABOVE!

Rhino:The Shooting Star Press Connects!

Mark:Kayden Johnson goes for the cover on Triple H 1……………………..2…………………3……….NO! Triple H gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Kayden Johnson was so close to pinning the EWA World Heavyweight Champion right there…

Mark:Triple H is staggering up on to his feet…

Rhino:Kayden Johnson is lining up the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…

Mark:Kayden Johnson has Triple H setup… RAGIN KAY-JUN! NO! Triple H counters with a Back Body Drop…

Rhino:If Kayden Johnson was able to hit that it would have been all over…

Mark:Kayden Johnson is staggering back up on to his feet… Triple H sets him up… Spinebuster!

Rhino:He just drilled him right in to the mat with that spinebuster…

Mark:Triple H covers Kayden Johnson 1…………………….2………………3……..NO! Kayden Johnson gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Triple H thought he had him right there…

Mark:Look who is coming down to ringside right now…

Rhino:Its Ichabod Bitchwax…

Mark:Triple H came down to the ring during Ichabod Bitchwax’s match and I guess now Ichabod wants to come out and scout Triple H…

Rhino:Its only right…

Mark:Triple H sees Ichabod at ringside and is telling him to watch what happens here…

Rhino:Triple H is going to send Ichabod Bitchwax a message as this is what is going to happen at November 2 Dismember…

Mark:Kayden Johnson is back up… Triple H kicks him in the midsection… PEDIGREE! NO!

Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax is on the apron…

Mark:Triple H shoves Kayden Johnson aside and now goes after Ichabod Bitchwax…

Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax jumps down off the apron…

Mark:Triple H tells Ichabod Bitchwax to Suck It…

Rhino:Kayden Johnson is back up on his feet…

Mark:Triple H turns around… Kayden Johnson kicks Triple H in the midsection… RAGIN KAY-JUN! Kayden Johnson with the cover 1…………………….2………………..3……… HE GOT HIM!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner KAYDEN JOHNSON!

Rhino:Kayden Johnson just upset the EWA World Heavyweight Champion Triple H…

Mark:The Game can not believe what happen…

Rhino:Ichabod Bitchwax is enjoying what happened as he heads back up the ramp…

Mark:It will be Triple H and Ichabod Bitchwax for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship at November 2 Dismember… But right now its time for our Main Event…

EWA Television Championship Stairway to Hell Match
Adam Syndal(c) vs Jeff Jarrett
-Ladder Match Rules, With Barbed Wire Ropes and Broken Glass Around Ringside

Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the STAIRWAY TO HELL MATCH and is for the EWA Television Championship… Now introducing… The Special Enforcer… JOHN CENA!

(“The Time Is Now” plays as John Cena enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Now Introducing the participants… First… The Challenger… From Hendersonville, Tn… Weighing in at 230 Pounds… JEFF JARRETT!

(“My World” plays as Jeff Jarrett enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:And his opponent… From Tampa, Florida… Weighing in at 255 Pounds… The EWA Television Champion… Representing Shock N Awe… ADAM SYNDAL!

(“Defeatist” plays as Adam Syndal enters the arena…)

Mark:The EWA Television Championship is hanging above the ring… Around ringside is pieces of Broken Glass and the ropes are Barbed Wire…

Rhino:John Cena has been assigned to be the Special Enforcer by Shane McMahon so that no one tries to interfer in this match up…

Mark:Adam Syndal nails Jeff Jarrett with a couple of straight right hands… Jeff Jarrett comes back and nails Adam Syndal with a couple of his own…

Rhino:They are slugging it out here in the early going…

Mark:Adam Syndal goes for a big right hand… Jeff Jarrett ducks the right hand and now opens up on the EWA Television Champion with a couple of more right hands…

Rhino:A big right hand just knocked down the champion…

Mark:Adam Syndal is getting back up on to his feet… Dropkick from behind by Jeff Jarrett… Adam Syndal puts on the breaks as he gets close to the Barbed Wire Ropes…

Rhino:Adam didn’t want to go in to the barbed wire…

Mark:Jeff Jarrett charges at him and Adam Syndal now hits the barbed wire and goes right over the top rope and he lands right down in to the Broken Glass on the outside of the ring…

Rhino:The EWA Television Champion is hurting on the outside of the ring…

Mark:John Cena is telling Adam Syndal to get back in to the ring… Jeff Jarrett goes for the Baseball Slide… Adam Syndal moves out of the way…

Rhino:Adam Syndal pulls Jeff Jarrett out of the ring and Jeff Jarrett’s head hits head on with the Barbed Wire…

Mark:Adam Syndal now scoops up Jeff Jarrett and slams him down on to the Broken Glass…

Rhino:Now Jeff Jarrett’s back is getting cut up…

Mark:Adam Syndal is going for the ladder and is sliding it in to the ring…

Rhino:Jeff Jarrett is staggering up on to his feet on the outside…

Mark:Adam Syndal trips him up and Jeff Jarrett goes back first in to the Broken Glass…

Rhino:Adam Syndal has him by the legs…

Mark:Adam Syndal Slingshots Jeff Jarrett in to the steel ring post…

Rhino:Jeff Jarrett is staggering around…

Mark:Big clothesline by Adam Syndal as he knocks Jeff Jarrett back in to the Broken Glass…

Rhino:Adam Syndal is trying to avoid the Barbed Wire as he rolls back in to the ring

Mark:Adam Syndal now is setting up the ladder underneath his gold…

Rhino:Jeff Jarrett is trying to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Adam Syndal is climbing up the ladder to retrieve his EWA Television Championship…

Rhino:Adam Syndal is getting close…

Mark:Jeff Jarrett is up on the top rope… Dropkick to the Ladder by The Chosen One and he knocks Adam Syndal off the ladder…

Rhino:Jeff Jarrett just stopped Adam Syndal quest to pull down the gold…

Mark:Jeff Jarrett is now closing up the ladder and is now waiting for Adam Syndal to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:The EWA Television Champion is staggering around…

Mark:Jeff Jarrett lays out Adam Syndal with the ladder…

Rhino:Hard shot right there with the ladder…

Mark:Adam Syndal is staggering back up on to his feet near the ropes… Jeff Jarrett charges with the ladder and knocks Adam Syndal out of the ring with the ladder…

Rhino:Now Jeff Jarrett has a clear path to get to the championship gold…

Mark:Adam Syndal is hurting on the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Jeff Jarrett is now setting up the ladder to get the gold…

Mark:Jeff Jarrett is now climbing up the ladder and is trying to become the EWA Television Champion…

Rhino:Adam Syndal is trying to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Adam Syndal is back in the ring… Jeff Jarrett is getting close to the gold…

Rhino:Jeff Jarrett has his hand on the gold…

Mark:From behind Adam Syndal nails Jeff Jarrett with a couple of shots to the back…

Rhino:Adam Syndal is now climbing up the ladder as well…

Mark:POWERBOMB OFF THE LADDER!

Rhino:Oh My God!

Mark:Jeff Jarrett has been laid out in the ring by the EWA Television Champion….

Rhino:Adam Syndal is now trying to climb up the ladder to get back his EWA Television Championship…

Mark:Adam Syndal is now heading up to the ladder…

Rhino:Jeff Jarrett is struggling up on to his feet…

Mark:Adam Syndal is getting close to the gold…

Rhino:Jeff Jarrett is back up and is staggering around…

Mark:Jeff Jarrett staggers in to the ladder and it knocks Adam Syndal off the ladder…

Rhino:Adam Syndal was so close to getting the gold but Jeff Jarrett was able to knock him off the ladder…

Mark:Adam Syndal hit the top rope of Barbed Wire and is down on the canvas…

Rhino:Jeff Jarrett is now setting up the ladder and is trying to go after the EWA Television Title that is hanging above the ring…

Mark:Someone is coming down the ramp…

Rhino:Its Jenna Valentine!

Mark:What is she doing out here…

Rhino:She is trying to help her man save the EWA Television Championship…

Mark:Jenna Valentine is up in the face of John Cena…

Rhino:Jenna is trying to get down in to the ring…

Mark:Jeff Jarrett is getting close to the gold…

Rhino:Adam Syndal is climbing up the other side of the ladder…

Mark:Jenna Valentine goes for the So Cal Slap… John Cena blocks… FU! By John Cena!

Rhino:Jenna Valentine has been laid out by John Cena…

Mark:Jeff Jarrett is reaching up for the belt… Adam Syndal nails him with a right hand… Adam Syndal rams Jeff Jarrett’s head in to the ladder…

Rhino:What is Adam Syndal doing here…

Mark:THE SYNDROME FROM THE LADDER!

Rhino:HOLY SHIT!

Mark:Adam Syndal has just laid out his challenger…

Rhino:Adam Syndal is now trying to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Adam Syndal is beginning his climb to the gold…

Rhino:Jeff Jarrett isnt moving…

Mark:Adam Syndal is climbing up the ladder…

Rhino:Adam Syndal is close to the gold…

Mark:Jeff Jarrett just tried to get up on to his feet…But collasped… Adam Syndal Grabs The Gold! Its Over!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Television Champion ADAM SYNDAL!

Rhino:Adam Syndal retains the EWA Television Championship here tonight at Tuesday Night Carnage…

Mark:John Cena is now in the ring and he is face to face with Adam Syndal…

Rhino:These two men will meet for the EWA Television Championship at November 2 Dismember…

Mark:The Stare Down Is on… We are out of time… Things are going to EXPLODE… When this November it will truly be a night to DISMEMBER! Good Night Everyone!