May-Hem 2007
Mark:The EWA has jammed packed the MCI Center here in Washington DC as we present EWA May-Hem 2007 Sponsored by eWazone.com… And tonight what a line up we have for everyone… Including our Double Main Event…
Rhino:Part One of the Main Event is that the EWA World Heavyweight Championship will be on the line when Stone Cold Steve Austin challenges The Game Triple H…
Mark:The Barbed Wire Cage will surround the ring and one man will walk out with the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:Part Two of Our Main Event will be the 2007 Royal Rumble… Thirty Men Enter… One Man walks out with the Guaranteed Shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Plus the EWA Television Championship is also on the line during the match up as anyone who eliminates Shawn Michaels from the Royal Rumble…They will be the EWA Television Champion…
Rhino:Plus we cant forget about the Finals of the Lone Jobber Stardom Invitational…
Mark:The unlikely match up of Val Venis and Mondo The Masterful… We will settle it all here tonight as we kick off EWA May-Hem 2007 Right Now!
Halo vs Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Brooklyn, Ny… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… BRIAN “HALF DOLLAR” HENDERSON!
(“Im Back” plays as Brian Henderson enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Manchester, England…Weighing in at 273 Pounds…HALO!
(“This Was My Life” plays as Halo enters the arena…)
Mark:This contest is underway… Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson goes right behind Halo and nails him with shots right to the back of the head…Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson takes down Halo and now slaps him right across the back…
Rhino:Henderson has the arm of Halo…
Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson with a hammerlock on Halo and he now drives his knee right in to the arm and back of Halo…
Rhino:Halo is trying to fight his way back up on to his feet…
Mark:Half Dollar takes the shots from Halo as he gets backed up in to the ropes by Halo… Halo whips him in to the farside ropes.. Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson comes off the ropes and Halo nails him with a spin heel kick… Halo goes for the cover 1…………..2…………. Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson is now making his way back up on to his feet…
Mark:Halo goes behind Half Dollar… Full Nelson Slam!
Rhino:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson was just drilled right in to the mat…
Mark:Halo goes for the cover on Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson… 1…………………..2…………….Henderson gets his shoulderup…
Rhino:Halo has taken control of this contest as we see the man from Manchester take it to the man from Brooklyn…
Mark:Halo kicks Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson in the midsection… Powerbomb! No! Back Body Drop by Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson…
Rhino:Halo is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Right hands by Half Dollar as he now kicks Halo in the midsection…Single Arm DDT!
Rhino:Half Dollar is looking to set him up for the Pocket Change…
Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson now waits for Halo to get back up on to his feet… Belly to Back Suplex as he drops Halo right down on his right arm…
Rhino:I think it could be only a matter of time before we see the Pocket Change being locked in…
Mark:Henderson has a look in his eye… There he goes… Pocket Change!
Rhino:Halo quickly rolls his body towards the ropes and the referee steps in and breaks it up…
Mark:Halo makes his way back up in to the corner… Halo nails Brian Henderson with a couple of right hands…
Rhino:Halo now puts Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson back in the corner…
Mark:A couple of shots right to the midsection… Irish whip by Halo… Reversal by Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson… Henderson charges in… Running Clothesline!
Rhino:Halo is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Running Bulldog! By Half Dollar…
Rhino:Hes going for it again… This time in the center of the ring…
Mark:POCKET CHANGE! Its Locked in on Halo…
Rhino:There is no where for him to go…
Mark:Halo is in pain… HALO TAPS OUT!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BRIAN “HALF DOLLAR” HENDERSON!
Rhino:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson picks up in the win here tonight at May-Hem…
Mark:May-Hem starts off with a win for Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson… You know, this whole crowd has been buzzing about….what? Okay, apparantly we’ve got a message or something sent in by Christian just a few minutes ago.
RHINO: Christian? I miss Captain Charisma. Why’d they have to kill him off?
MARK: That was Captain America. Christian is alive and well, I promise you that. I guess we’ll just play the tape and find out what’s on the mind of Christian.
RHINO: This should be interesting.
CHRISTIAN (VIA TAPE PLAYING ON HARDCORE THEATER): Try to keep cool and keep your excitement to a minimum, people; Captain Charisma is here and I have got something to say. I know that I haven’t been in the ring that often but don’t sweat it. I can guarantee all of you that as far as seeing me again? You’re going to get your dose of Vitamin C sooner than expected. Speaking of Vitamin C, have you seen Chris Jericho lately? You know, it’s sad. He’s sitting there doing those “I Love The” whatever segments for VH-1 and he’s gotten flabby and is way out of shape. There’s no way I’m going to let myself get that out of shape! I’ve been seeing guys like Jericho and Rock do TV and Movies and just letting down any fans they used to have. I look at what they do and I say to myself….”I can do that and I could do it SO much better!” Not only could I do it, but I could do it and maintain the same silk and svelte smokin’ hot bod I’ve always had and I won’t be some E-List movie star either! Let me start with doing a segment my former tag partner does rather badly I may add. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you my own “I Love” spot. Go ahead. Surprise me. I don’t need to be told what it is that I love about something in advance. Captain Charisma can take anything on! That’s just how I roll!
EWA PRESENTS
“I LOVE THE EWA!”
STARRING CHRISTIAN!
CHRISTIAN: What? I love the EWA? Even I have to admit I’m a bit off guard by this one but you just watch how I recover. You want to know what I love about the EWA? You would think that it would be nothing. After all, what’s there to love? Me, of course? I am the most charismatic star in the EWA. Most of the EWA stars still haven’t caught up to me. I know a couple of guys who had to go out of their way just to trey and catch the world’s greatest wrestler. While a couple guys can only hope to come close to me? None of them match my skills in the ring. Name five moves for any one wrestler. It just can’t be done without straining a nerve in the brain for most stupid people. What do I love about the EWA? Me. And tonight? You might just find out why because I just might get the feeling to rumble. See you later, losers.
MARK: Does that mean Christian is bound to show in the rumble tonight?
RHINO: Sounds like an obvious hint drop to me.
Mark:Lets Get Back to the Ring for More Action…
Monthly Rules
Eric Angel vs “Impact Player” Jeremy Johnson
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Philadelphia, PA… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… Accompanied to the ring by Paul Heyman… The Impact Player JEREMY JOHNSON!
(“Great American Nightmare” plays as Jeremy Johnson enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent..Weighing in at 247 Pounds… Accompanied to the ring by to the ring by the Sinister Minister… The 13th ERIC ANGEL!
(“Beowulf” plays as Eric Angel enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway… Jeremy Johnson locks up with Eric Angel…
Rhino:Jeremy Johnson is showing off his power as he is backing Eric Angel up in to the corner…
Mark:Jeremy Johnson goes for a big right hand… Eric Angel ducks and he now hammers Jeremy Johnson with straight right hands…
Rhino:The Impact Player is being hammered by Eric Angel…
Mark:Eric Angel pulls Jeremy Johnson out of the corner… Float Over Vertical Suplex by The 13th Eric Angel… Cover by Eric Angel 1…………………….2……………..Kickout by Jeremy Johnson…
Rhino:Sinister Minister is telling Eric Angel to stay on Jeremy Johnson…
Mark:Eric Angel is on the middle rope and he drops the leg right across the throat of Jeremy Johnson as he goes for another cover 1………………….2………..Kickout again by Jeremy Johnson…
Rhino:Paul Heyman is looking on very concerned about his client Jeremy Johnson…
Mark:Eric Angel now goes behind Jeremy Johnson… Angel goes for a back suplex… Jeremy Johnson counters as he nails Eric Angel with a couple of elbows right to the side of the head…
Rhino:Jeremy Johnson now goes behind Eric Angel…
Mark:Release German Suplex by The Impact Player…As he now goes for the cover 1…………………2………….Kickout by Eric Angel…
Rhino:Minister is yelling at his man Eric Angel to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Jeremy Johnson kicks him right in the midsection… Pulling Piledriver as he drops Eric Angel right on his head… Jeremy Johnson goes for another cover 1……………….2………. Kickout again by Eric Angel…
Rhino:Paul Heyman is approving the actions he is seeing right now…
Mark:Jeremy Johnson now whips Eric Angel in to the ropes… Jeremy Johnson ducks his head…
Rhino:Eric Angel puts on the breaks…
Mark:Big Kick right to the head of Jeremy Johnson…
Rhino:The Impact Player is staggering around…
Mark:Eric Angel goes behind Jeremy Johnson… ONE WINGED ANGEL! NO! Jeremy Johnson blocks and nails him with shots right to the side of the head… Johnson shoves him off in to the ropes… MISSION STATEMENT!
Rhino:Jeremy Johnson just laid Eric Angel out…
Mark:At ringside Paul Heyman is telling Jeremy Johnson to finish him off…
Rhino:Jeremy Johnson is hooking up Eric Angel…
Mark:TOTAL IMPACT! Jeremy Johnson hooks the leg 1……………….2…………..3…… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JEREMY JOHNSON!
Rhino:The Impact Player made a huge impact here tonight…
Mark:Which man will make the biggest impact of them all in tonights Royal Rumble… We will find out in our Main Event… But for now its time to find out who will win the Lone Jobber Stardom Invitational…
Lone Jobber Stardom Invitational
Last Man Standing Match
Val Venis vs Mondo The Masterful
*The Winner of the Match will be the Number 30th Entrant in to the Royal Rumble
*The Loser will enter Number One in the Royal Rumble
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Finals of the Lone Jobber Stardom Invitational… Introducing the Special Guest Referee… Mister EWA LONE JOBBER!
(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Now Introducing the Participants… First… Weighing in at 250 Pounds…He is MONDO THE MASTERFUL!
(“Meet Your Master” Plays as Mondo The Masterful enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His Opponent… From Las Vegas, Nevada…Weighing in at 227 Pounds… VAL VENIS!
(“Hello Ladies” plays as Val Venis enters the arena…)
Mark:Lone Jobber checks both men as he now calls for the bell and this match up is now underway…
Rhino:Its the Finals of the Lone Jobber Stardom Invitational…
Mark:Val Venis nails Mondo The Masterful with a couple of right hands… Mondo The Masterful hammers back with a couple of right hands of his own… Mondo kicks Val in the midsection and now nails him with a swinging neckbreaker…
Rhino:Val Venis is now sitting up…
Mark:Mondo The Masterful charges and connects with a dropkick right to Val Venis…
Rhino:Mondo The Masterful is now picking up Val Venis and backing him up in to the corner…
Mark:Mondo The Masterful whips Val Venis off in to the farside corner… Mondo The Masterful charges in… Val Venis gets the boot up… Val charges out of the corner… Running Bulldog by Val Venis…
Rhino:Val Venis is now rolling to the outside of the ring…
Mark:The Big Valbowski has a steel chair in hand…
Rhino:Mondo The Masterful is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Val Venis charges with the chair… Mondo ducks… Val turns around… Dropkick by Mondo The Masterful as he dropkicks the chair right back in to the face of Val Venis…
Rhino:Masterful Counter right there…
Mark:Mister EWA looks on as Mondo heads to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Mondo is pulling a table out from underneath the ring…
Mark:The table is now being setup in the corner by Mondo… Val gets back up on to his feet and Mondo The Masterful nails him with a swinging neckbreaker…
Rhino:Val is strugging to get up on to his feet…
Mark:Mondo The Masterful charges at Val Venis… Val Moves and Mondo almost runs right in to the table…Dropkick from behind by Val Venis…
Rhino:Now Mondo went face first in to the table…
Mark:The table didn’t break but Mondo is now staggering around… DDT by Val Venis…
Rhino:Val is now pulling the table out of the corner…
Mark:The Big Valbowski is laying Mondo out on the table…
Rhino:Val Venis is heading to the top rope…
Mark:MONEY SHOT! MISSED!
Rhino:Val Venis goes right through the table when Mondo moved out of the way…
Mark:Lone Jobber is counting out Val Venis right now…
Rhino:This is Last Man Standing Rules… We dont want to confuse anyone and count a pinfall on someone… Like some of the other announcers around this place…
Mark:Lone Jobber is up to six… Seven and Val Venis is back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Mondo charges right at him…
Mark:Running Clothesline by Mondo The Masterful sending Val Venis over the top rope and to the outside of the ring goes Val Venis…
Rhino:If Mondo does that later tonight… He will win the Royal Rumble…
Mark:That is later tonight… But right now Val Venis is getting back up and he gets slammed right down on the entrance ramp by Mondo The Masterful…
Rhino:Mondo is just hammering away at Val Venis…
Mark:The boots continue to get drilled right in to Val Venis by Mondo The Masterful… Mondo is now pulling Val Venis up in the ramp…
Rhino:They are now fighting on the top of the entrance way…
Mark:Mondo The Masterful hooks up Val Venis… Powerbomb! Right down on to the steel ramp…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is once again counting down Val Venis…
Mark:Three… Four… Five…
Rhino:Val Venis is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Seven… Eight and Val Venis is back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Mondo is yelling at Lone Jobber to count faster…
Mark:Mondo scoops up Val Venis…
Rhino:Val is up on Mondo’s shoulder…
Mark:Mondo is looking to ram Val’s head in to the set… Val slides off the shoulder of Mondo The Masterful… And now shoves him in to the set…
Rhino:Mondo is now staggering backwards…
Mark:Reverse DDT by Val Venis…
Rhino:Both men are down and now Lone Jobber is counting them both down right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber is up to five and Val is back up on to his feet…. Six… Seven… Eight and Mondo The Masterful makes his way back up on to his feet…Val Venis scores with a right hand…
Rhino:Mondo fires back with a right hand of his own…
Mark:Val Venis scores with another one… Mondo The Masterful goes for a right hand… Ducked by Val Venis… Val Venis scores with a couple of right hands of his own…
Rhino:He is backing him up towards the edge of the stage…
Mark:Val Venis goes for another right hand… Mondo blocks… Mondo now scores with a couple of right hands and follows it up with a kick to the midsection… Clothesline by Mondo…
Rhino:Val Venis is getting back up…
Mark:Mondo The Masterful hooks up Val Venis… MASTERPLEX! NO! Val Venis Blocks… Val Venis shoves Mondo The Masterful…
Rhino:Mondo is staggering backwards…
Mark:Val Venis reaches back… Big Right Hand!
Rhino:Mondo just fell backwards off the stage…
Mark:Mondo The Masterful fell off the stage and is now laid out on a table…
Rhino:Val Venis looks down…
Mark:MONEY SHOT! OFF THE STAGE!
Rhino:OH MY GOD!
Mark:Val Venis just splashed Mondo The Masterful Through a Table…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is counting both men down right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber is up to Five… Six… Seven…
Rhino:Val Venis is starting to move…
Mark:Eight… Nine…. Val Venis is up… TEN! ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner VAL VENIS!
Rhino:Val Venis Wins the Lone Jobber Stardom Invitational!
Mark:This has to be the biggest upset in EWA Tournament History!
Rhino:Val Venis is being congratulated by Lone Jobber right now as they walk back to the ring for the official announcement…
Lone Jobber:Ladies and Gentlemen, it is my pleasure to announce that the winner of the Lone Jobber Stardom Invitational is Val Venis! Now Val, for winning the First Annual Lone Jobber Stardom Invitational, you not only will be the Number Thirty Entrant in to the Royal Rumble, which I am going to win, but also, you receive this Bucket of KFC Fried Chicken, along with this coupon for a Buy One Get One Free, Double McJobby Burger, only available at McConnells, dont forget to ask about the Personalized Thong, along with a Ten Percent Off Coupon for Shop.eWazone.com, where you can save Teddy’s Pals. Also, you receive a One Year Membership to the Best Internet Service on the World Wide Web, JOL. So give it up one more time for the winner of the Lone Jobber Stardom Invitational… VAL VENIS!
Mark:There you have it… Val Venis will be the Number Thirty Entrant in to the 2007 EWA Royal Rumble… But right now its time for more action… As we get to the in return of William McConnell…
Stretcher Match
William McConnell vs Doug Kinsella
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Stretcher Match… To win you must put your opponent on a stretcher and then place him in ambulance to be driven out of the arena… Now introducing the Participants… First…From Evansville, Indiana… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… The Executive Talent Manager of Degeneration X… The Answer WILLIAM McCONNELL!
(“The Answer” plays as William McConnell enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Dayton, Ohio… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… The Co-Vice President of the EWA… DOUG KINSELLA!
(“Open Your Eyes” plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)
Mark:Doug Kinsella charges at William McConnell and takes him right down…
Rhino:Kinsella is opening up with right hands to William McConnell…
Mark:He is just hammering William McConnell… William McConnell shoves him off as he is able to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella charges right at William McConnell again…
Mark:Doug Kinsella goes after William McConnell and nails him with right hands…McConnell gets sent in to the farside corner…
Rhino:William McConnell hits the corner hard…
Mark:Doug Kinsella charges in to the corner… William McConnell moves and Doug Kinsella goes shoulder first in to the ring post…
Rhino:William McConnell is now stomping away at Doug Kinsella in the corner…
Mark:William McConnell is now sticking his boot right underneath the throat of Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:The referee cant step in to stop him as there are no rules in this match up…
Mark:William McConnell pulls Kinsella out of the corner and he takes him over with a vertical suplex…
Rhino:McConnell now slides out of the ring and brings a steel chair in to the ring…
Mark:William McConnell has the chair and he drives the chair right in to the ribs of Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:The top of the chair continues to get driven in to the ribs of Kinsella…
Mark:William McConnell now turns him over and drives the top of the chair in the back of Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:William McConnell is setting out to injure Doug Kinsella right now…
Mark:It was Doug Kinsella who made the challenge for the Stretcher Match and right now he may really need the stretcher..
Rhino:You can see Doug Kinsella is coughing right now trying to catch his breathe….
Mark:There may be some internal bleeding right now… As Doug Kinsella pulls himself back up on to his feet… William McConnell drives the top of the chair in to the back of Doug Kinsella and it knocks him over the top rope…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella landed hard on the outside of the ring…
Mark:We are seeing a real vicious side of William McConnell right now…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella pulling on the ring apron just trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:One more vicious shot with that steel chair to the ribs of Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella continues to cough and you know that’s not a good sign…
Mark:William McConnell is now pulling Doug Kinsella away from the right and towards the side of the entrance ramp…
Rhino:There are no pinfalls… Its only about putting your opponent on a stretcher and placing him in to the ambulance…
Mark:William McConnell with Doug Kinsella and he drives him hard in to the steel guardrail…
Rhino:Doug is real bad shape right now as you can see blood starting to come out of his mouth…
Mark:He must have some internal bleeding and busted up ribs or at least heavily bruised ribs…
Rhino:This is the first official action William McConnell has had in quite a few months…
Mark:It may be his first official match of the year…
Rhino:I believe you are right…
Mark:William McConnell is now attempting to put Doug Kinsella on the stretcher…
Rhino:Doug is fighting it…
Mark:Doug Kinsella with a right hand to William McConnell as he gets off the stretcher…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella grabs William McConnell…
Mark:William McConnell gets sent in to the side of the ramp by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:McConnell is staggering around…
Mark:Doug Kinsella scoops him up and now throws him head first in to the side of the ramp…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella grabs a trash can…
Mark:William McConnell spins around… Trash Can right over the skull of William McConnell…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella just exploded as he laid out William McConnell with the trash can…
Mark:The Answer has been busted open…
Rhino:Getting his head rammed in to the side of the stage and then getting hit in the head with a Trash Can didn’t help…
Mark:No it didn’t as Doug Kinsella holds on to his ribs as he drops the trash can down…
Rhino:William McConnell is back up on his feet…
Mark:Doug Kinsella hooks him up… FINAL ENCOUNTER! On the Trash Can!
Rhino:William McConnell isnt moving right now…
Mark:Doug Kinsella now pulls out the stretcher and is picking up William McConnell…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is having a hard time picking up William McConnell because of the condition of his ribs…
Mark:Doug Kinsella puts William McConnell and he is strapping him in…
Rhino:I think William McConnell is going to be going for a ride in an Ambulance…
Mark:Doug Kinsella opens up the Ambulance doors… OH MY GOD!
Rhino:Its RATED RKO!
Mark:We havent seen Edge and Orton in over Two Months…
Rhino:Edge and Orton are now attacking Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Randy Orton is holding up Doug Kinsella… SPEAR!
Rhino:The spear right to the damaged ribs of Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is really holding on to those ribs right now…
Rhino:William McConnell has gotten himself unhooked from the stretcher…
Mark:Edge and Orton have Steel Chairs…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:CON-CHAIR-TO! RIGHT TO THE RIBS!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella must now have busted ribs…
Mark:Kinsella is shaking and coughing up blood as William McConnell puts him up on the stretcher…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is being strapped on the stretch…
Mark:Edge and Orton open up the doors… William McConnell slides the Stretcher in to the Ambulance…
Rhino:All three men are getting in to the Ambulance…
Mark:William McConnell begins to drive the Ambulance out of the building and he has won this match up…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner WILLIAM McCONNELL!
Rhino:The Answer had help taking out Doug Kinsella…
Mark:It came in the form of Rated RKO…As the Barbed Wire Cage surrounds the ring…
EWA World Championship Barbed Wire Cage Match
Triple H(c) vs Steve Austin
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Barbed Wire Cage Match and is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger…From Victoria, Texas… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!
(“Glass Shatters” plays as Steve Austin enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Reigning and Defending EWA World Heavyweight Champion… The Game TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Mark:Triple H and Steve Austin are now face to face in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Both men are trading insults back and forth…
Mark:They both know what is at stake… And that’s the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:Triple H and Steve Austin have a long history together…
Mark:Right hand by Triple H… Right Hand by Steve Austin…And there they go…
Rhino:Both men are slugging it out right now in the center of the ring…
Mark:Triple H gets backed up in to the ropes by Steve Austin… Austin with a right hand… Steve Austin whips Triple H off in to the ropes… The Game comes off the ropes… Back Elbow by Steve Austin knocking down Triple H…
Rhino:Triple H is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steve Austin backs Triple H up in to the corner… Steve Austin now climbs up the ropes and starts hammering Triple H with right hands…
Rhino:The fans are counting along…
Mark:Eight, Nine and Ten…
Rhino:The Game is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Triple H falls flat on his face after being hammered with right hands…
Rhino:Steve Austin is picking Triple H up by the hair…
Mark:Steve Austin has Triple H by the hair… And he throws Triple H face first right in to the barbed wire…
Rhino:The Game is staggering around after hitting the cage…
Mark:Steve Austin grabs him by the head again and Triple H goes face first in the barbed wire cage again…
Rhino:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion is dazed…
Mark:Steve Austin grabs Triple H one more time and he gets thrown right in the cage…
Rhino:Steve Austin is bouncing Triple H around the cage…
Mark:Triple H looks to be out of it… Steve Austin throws him in to the forth side of the cage…
Rhino:Triple H is busted wide open…
Mark:The Game is standing in the ring…
Rhino:The Game looks to be out on his feet…
Mark:Triple H falls flat on his face one more time…
Rhino:Steve Austin is just taking it to the EWA World Heavyweight Champion right now…
Mark:Steve Austin goes for the cover 1…………………2………………Triple H kicks out…
Rhino:A bloody World Heavyweight Champion is trying to pull himself to the corner…
Mark:Triple H is backed up in the corner and a hard knife edge chop to the chest of Triple H by Steve Austin…
Rhino:Stone Cold is putting Triple H up in the top rope…
Mark:Steve Austin is now climbing up to the top rope…
Rhino:The Game is being setup for a superplex…
Mark:Steve Austin hooks up Triple H… SUPERPLEX!
Rhino:The Game is laid out in the center of the ring by the Texas Rattlesnake…
Mark:Steve Austin goes for the cover 1………………….2………………..3…….NO! The Game gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:The Texas Rattlesnake is waiting for the EWA World Heavyweight Champion Triple H to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Bloody World Champion is back up on his feet…Kick to the midsection… STUNNER! NO! Triple H shoves him off in to the ropes… Steve Austin comes off the ropes… Running High Knee Lift by the EWA World Champion…
Rhino:Triple H saved himself right there…
Mark:Triple H is trying to pull himself up on to his feet as he wipes the blood out of his eyes as Steve Austin is making his way back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Triple H is eyeing him up…
Mark:Triple H scoops up Steve Austin and throws him face first in to the Barbed Wire Cage…
Rhino:The Game rammed Steve Austin’s head right in the cage…
Mark:Triple H now grabs Austin by the head and is rubbing his head on the barbed wire…
Rhino:The Game is trying to bust Steve Austin wide open…
Mark:Triple H now picks up Stone Cold and snake eyes him right in the top rope…
Rhino:Steve Austin is staggering around…
Mark:Spinebuster! By Triple H driving Steve Austin straight in to the mat…Triple H goes for the cover 1………………….2…………………….3….NO! Steve Austin gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Triple H is now mounting Steve Austin…
Mark:Right hands by Triple H as he tries to bust open Steve Austin even more than he already is…
Rhino:Triple H is really opening up the cut on the head of Steve Austin…
Mark:Steve Austin is really busted open right now… As Triple H scoops him up and he rams Steve Austin face first in to the barbed wire cage one more time…
Rhino:Both men have lost a lot of blood thus far in this match up…
Mark:Triple H goes for another cover 1……………………….2………………3….NO! Austin gets his shoulder up again…
Rhino:Triple H continues to be on the offensive right now as he just hammers away at the open cut of Steve Austin…
Mark:This is a bloody back and forth battle right now as Steve Austin gets back up on to his feet… Knee Buster!
Rhino:Austin is staggering around…
Mark:DDT! By The EWA World Heavyweight Champion…Triple H goes for the cover again 1……………………..2……………..3………..NO! Austin kicks out again…
Rhino:Triple H is wondering what it will take to put Steve Austin away…
Mark;Steve Austin is pulling himself back up on to his feet… Kick to the midsection…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:PEDIGREE! NO! Steve Austin blocks and he trips up Triple H…
Rhino:Stone Cold has him hooked…
Mark:Slingshot! Right in to the Barbed Wire Cage…
Rhino:The EWA World Champion Triple H is spinning around not knowing where he is right now…
Mark:Lou Thez Press! And right hands by the Texas Rattlesnake…
Rhino:Austin is trying to fight his way back in to this match up…
Mark:Triple H is back up as well… Steve Austin whips Triple H off in to the ropes… Austin goes for a clothesline… Triple H ducks… SLEEPER!
Rhino:The Game is trying to put his challenger to sleep…
Mark:Steve Austin is trying to fight his way out of the sleeper right now…
Rhino:The referee is checking on Austin right now…
Mark:Steve has lost a lot of blood in this match up and it is not helping right now that he is locked in the sleeper hold…
Rhino:The Game is telling the referee to check on Steve Austin…
Mark:The referee lifts the arm up… And Austin’s arm drops…
Rhino:Stone Cold seems to be out of it right now…
Mark:The arm goes up and drops one more time…
Rhino:If Stone Cold’s arm drops one more time this match up will be over…
Mark:The arm goes up and it stays up!
Rhino:There is still fight left in the Texas Rattlesnake…
Mark:Elbows right to the ribs by Steve Austin and the Sleeper Hold is now broken…
Rhino:Steve Austin is hammering Triple H with right hands…
Mark:The Game gets backed up in to the ropes… Steve Austin whips him off in to the ropes… Triple H comes off the ropes… Back Body Drop…
Rhino:The Game is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Kick to the midsection… STUNNER! NO! Triple H shoves him off and Steve Austin just knocked right in to the referee…
Rhino:The referee is knocked out cold…
Mark:Steve Austin turns around… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:The Game hit the move…
Mark:Triple H goes for the cover and there is no referee…
Rhino:Triple H can not believe that the referee is down and out…
Mark:Someone is coming down to the ring…
Rhino:Its Shane McMahon!
Mark:The EWA Vice President Shane McMahon is unlocking the cage door and is bringing a steel chair in to the ring with him…
Rhino:Why is Shane McMahon out here…
Mark:Triple H sees Shane McMahon with the chair… Shane McMahon charges at Triple H… SPINEBUSTER!
Rhino:Triple H just laid out the EWA Vice President…
Mark:Steve Austin is getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Austin has the chair…
Mark:Triple H turns around… AUSTIN CONNECTS!
Rhino:Steel Chair Shot lays out the EWA World Champion…
Mark:Steve Austin isnt done…
Rhino:Triple H barely able to stand…
Mark:Austin with a kick to the midsection… STONE COLD STUNNER!
Rhino:Austin hit the Stunner…
Mark:Another referee has entered the cage…
Rhino:Stone Cold is going for the cover…
Mark:Austin hooks the leg 1………………….2……………….3……….. ITS OVER! NEW CHAMPION!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA World Heavyweight Champion STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!
Rhino:The Texas Rattlesnake just took the EWA World Heavyweight Championship away from Degeneration X…
Mark:Why was Shane McMahon out here?
Rhino:Was he looking to Screw Steve Austin or Triple H?
Mark:This was a bloody battle… But Steve Austin is the new EWA World Heavyweight Champion… The fans are in shock… But right now its time for the 2007 EWA Royal Rumble!
EWA Royal Rumble
Pa Announcer:It is now time for the 2007 EWA Royal Rumble! Now introducing the man that Earn Number One… He is MONDO THE MASTERFUL!
(“Meet Your Master” plays as Mondo The Masterful enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Now introducing the man who drew Number Two… The Extreme Icon… THE SANDMAN!
(“Enter Sandman” plays as The Sandman enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go…The Sandman goes right after Mondo…
Rhino:Mondo went through a Last Man Standing earlier which he lost to Val Venis which is why he is entering first…
Mark:The Sandman backs Mondo up in to the corner as he now hammers him with right hands in the midsection…
Rhino:Mondo was Splashed right through the table earlier and he isnt One Hundred Percent going in to this match up…
Mark:The Sandman whips Mondo in to the far side corner… Mondo comes staggering out of the corner… Hard Clothesline by The Sandman…
Rhino:Mondo is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Sandman goes hehind Mondo… White Russian Leg Sweep…
Rhino:It seems like the Sandman is taking advantage of Mondo The Masterful’s condition…
Mark:Mondo The Masterful is now pulling himself back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Here comes The Sandman…
Mark:The Sandman charges at Mondo The Masterful…Mondo ducks and he back drops The Sandman over the top rope and The Sandman has been eliminated from the Royal Rumble…
Rhino:We have about Twenty Seconds before the next man is suppose to enter the Rumble…
Crowd:10…9…8..7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
Rhino:Who is it going to be?
(“No More Sorrow” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Mark:The former EWA World Champion is now in the Royal Rumble…
Rhino:He is looking to regain some of his past glory as he tries to get back in contention for the EWA World Championship…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace hammers Mondo The Masterful with right hands in the midsection… Big Daddy Ace hooks him up and nails him with a front face suplex…
Rhino:Mondo is not having a good time in this Rumble thus far…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now scoops up Mondo the Masterful and slams him right down to the canvs…
Rhino:Mondo The Masterful is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace lifts up Mondo The Masterful and is trying to throw him over the top rope…
Rhino:Mondo is trying to hang on…
Mark:Mondo slides back in to the ring undernath the bottom rope… Big Daddy Ace though continues to put the boots to him…
Rhino:Mondo The Masterful is feeling the effects of competing twice in one night…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now whips Mondo off in to the ropes… Mondo ducks the clothesline… Big Daddy Ace spins around… Masterbuster!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace was just dropped right on his head…
Mark:Mondo is now trying to shake things off in the corner…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is making his way back up on to his feet…
Mark:Mondo has Big Daddy Ace and is he bringing him over to the corner…
Rhino:He is trying to toss Big Daddy Ace out of the ring…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is hooking himself up so that he cant be tossed over the top rope…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace with a right hand…
Mark:With that right hand he is able to get back on to his feet…
Crowd:10…9…8..7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
Rhino:Who is going to be Number Four…
(“Also sprach Zarathustra” plays as Ric Flair enters the arena…)
Mark:Its The Nature Boy Ric Flair…
Rhino:Wooo!
Mark:The Nature Boy Ric Flair comes right in and he goes right after Big Daddy Ace and nails him with hard knife edge chops right across the chest…
Rhino:He is really hammering him with chops across the chest…
Mark:Ric Flair now whips Big Daddy Ace off in to the ropes… High Back Body Drop…
Rhino:Mondo is coming out of the corner…
Mark:Hard Knife Edge Chop by Ric Flair laying out the Masterful One…
Rhino:The Nature Boy is Styling and Profiling right now…
Mark:Mondo is being backed up in the corner by Ric Flair… The Nature Boy whips Mondo in to the corner… Reversal by Mondo and Ric Flair goes hard in the corner…
Rhino:The Nature Boy flipped right in to the corner and he is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Spear! By Big Daddy Ace
Rhino:He just speared the Nature Boy out of his boots…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now trying to throw the Nature Boy out of the ring…
Rhino:We are about Thirty Seconds away from finding out who the next man in the Royal Rumble is going to be…
Mark:Ric Flair is hanging on as he is tying his feet around the ropes…
Rhino:Ric Flair slides back underneath the ring…
Crowd:10…9…8..7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Huka Blues” plays as Sabu enters the ring…)
Rhino:Its Sabu!
Mark:Sabu is sliding in to the ring with a steel chair in hand…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is turning around…
Mark:Sabu throws a chair right in to the face of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Thats a rude awakening if I have ever seen one before…
Mark:Sabu picks back up the chair and he nails The Nature Boy right in the head with the steel chair…
Rhino:Mondo is back up on his feet…
Mark:Sabu scoops up and slams Mondo The Masterful down to the canvas…
Rhino:Sabu is opening up the steel chair…
Mark:Mondo is getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Here comes Sabu…
Mark:Sabu leaps off the chair right at Mondo The Masterful… Mondo Catches Him!
Rhino:Sabu is in trouble…
Mark:Mondo The Masterful throws Sabu backwards and sends Sabu over the top rope and Sabu hits the floor hard…
Rhino:The Suicidal Maniac Has Been Eliminated…
Mark:Ric Flair is trying to eliminate Big Daddy Ace right now…
Rhino:Now Mondo is trying to help him out…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace with a thumb to the eye of Ric Flair so he can get off the ropes and back in to the ring…
Rhino:The thumb to the eye out of the playbook of the Dirtiest Player in The Game…
Mark:Ric Flair and Mondo The Masterful are now trading shots…
Rhino:They are really hammering one another…
Mark:Ric Flair is now backing Mondo in the corner and is trying to throw him over the top rope…
Crowd:10…9…8..7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
Rhino:Who is it going to be now?
(“Are You Ready For This” plays as G-Wiz enters the arena…)
Mark:Its G-Wiz!
Rhino:Who?
Mark:G-Wiz… The Mascot of the NBA’s Washington Wizards who play in this arena…
Rhino:Why is he in the Royal Rumble?
Mark:I guess he wants to be EWA World Champion some day… G-Wiz tries to hammer Big Daddy Ace with a right hand…
Rhino:That didnt work at all…
Mark:No it didnt… As Big Daddy Ace lifts up G-Wiz High in the air… Press Slam and G-Wiz is gone…
Rhino:G-Wiz only lasted like Thirteen Seconds in the 2007 Royal Rumble…
Mark:G-Wiz came and gone in this years Rumble and speaking of being gone… Mondo The Masterful is almost out…
Rhino:Ric Flair almost has him out…
Mark:Shot to the ribs by Mondo as he is now able to get back in to the ring… Ric Flair now gets sent for the ride by Mondo…Mondo ducks his head…
Rhino:Ric Flair puts on the breaks…
Mark:Ric Flair goes for a piledriver… Mondo Blocks… Low Blow!
Rhino:Cheap Shot to the Dirtiest Player in the Game…
Mark:Ric Flair is dazed and now Mondo grabs the Nature Boy by the trunks… And he throws Ric Flair over the top rope and The Nature Boy has been Eliminated…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now going after Mondo and is trying throw him out of the ring…
Mark:We are about Twenty Seconds away from the next man to enter this contes…
Rhino:Who could it be?
Crowd:10…9…8..7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Royality” plays as Jerry Lawler enters the ring…)
Mark:Its Jerry Lawler…
Rhino:Some Royality has graced the EWA ring…
Mark:Jerry Lawler turns Big Daddy Ace around and nails him with a couple of right hands…
Rhino:The King just sent Big Daddy Ace in to the ropes…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace comes off the ropes… High Back Body Drop…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:The King Scoops Up and Slams Big Daddy Ace down to the mat…
Rhino:The King is now up on the middle rope…
Mark:Fist Drop!
Rhino:The King is all kinds of fired up…
Mark:Mondo wants a piece of Jerry Lawler right now… Mondo goes for a right hand… The King Blocks and hammers Mondo with a couple of straight rights…
Rhino:Mondo is dazed on his feet right now…
Mark:The King kicks Mondo in the midsection…
Rhino:Here it comes Mark…
Mark:Piledriver! By Jerry The King Lawler…
Rhino:The King wants to win the Royal Rumble…
Mark:The King now grabs Mondo and throws him over the top rope…
Rhino:Mondo lands on the ring apron…
Mark:The King now goes back after him… Mondo drives his shoulder right in to the ribs of Jerry Lawler…Mondo slingshots himself back in to the ring and connects with a Flying Shoulder Block…
Rhino:The King is now in some trouble as Mondo The Masterful has stopped the momentum of Jerry Lawler…
Mark:Mondo is now trying to throw Jerry Lawler out of the ring…
Rhino:I hear the fans counting again… Which means someone new is about to enter the Royal Rumble…
Crowd:10…9…8..7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber enters thr arena…)
Mark:Its Mister E-W-A Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Can Mister EWA do something he has yet to do in his career and win the Royal Rumble… Tonight we are going to find that out…
Mark:Lone Jobber is yelling something at Mondo right now…
Rhino:Mondo made it to the finals of the Lone Jobber Stardom Invitational but came up short against Val Venis…
Mark:Lone Jobber and Mondo The Masterful are face to face in the center of the ring…
Rhino:They are exchanging words right now…
Mark:Jerry Lawler is on the verge of being tossed out by Big Daddy Ace at the moment…
Rhino:I dont think Mondo and Lone Jobber are talking about what type of tattoo Mondo may get and where he may put it…
Mark:I dont think they are as Lone Jobber slaps Mondo right across the face…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is smiling as Mondo seems angry…
Mark:Right hand by Mondo… Right hand by Lone Jobber and now these two men are slugging it out…
Rhino:Mondo is now being backed up by Lone Jobber…
Mark:Lone Jobber moves him back in the corner and he is now biting the forehead of Mondo The Masterful…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is laughing… But Mondo isnt…
Mark:Mondo charges with a clothesline… Lone Jobber ducks… Mondo turns around… THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:Lone Jobber has just hit The Gimmick on Mondo The Masterful…
Mark:He is telling Mondo thats how to do it…
Rhino:Jerry Lawler is hanging on the apron…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace charges… Spear! And Jerry Lawler falls off the side of the ring and he has been Eliminated…
Rhino:I think the next superstar is going to be on his way to the ring…
Crowd:10…9…8..7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Freedom” by Rage against the machine plays as Joey Armstrong enters the arena…)
Mark:The last EWA Ultimate Xtreme Champion has hit the ring… Joey Armstrong goes right after Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Joey Armstrong is just taking it to Big Daddy Ace in the corner…
Mark:Lone Jobber meanwhile is now trying to throw Mondo the Masterful out of the ring…
Rhino:Joey Armstrong just sent Big Daddy Ace in to the farside corner…
Mark:Armstrong charges in and goes for a big splash… Big Daddy Ace moves out of the way…
Rhino:Joey Armstrong is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace scoops him up… Running Powerslam by the former EWA World Champion right to the last Ultimate Xtreme Champion…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace showing off his power at the moment…
Mark:Joey Armstrong is making his way back up on to his feet… SPEAR! NO! Joey Armstrong moved out of the ring and Big Daddy Ace goes right out of the ring…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace wasnt eliminated as he went through the middle rope and not over the top rope…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace grabs Joey Armstrong by the legs and he pulls him out of the ring…
Rhino:Joey Armstrong and Big Daddy Ace are now fighting on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace whips Joey Armstrong right in to the steel steps…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is making an example out of Joey Armstrong right now…
Mark:Mondo rakes the eyes of Lone Jobber as he is able to get himself back in to the ring… Mondo The Masterful hooks up Lone Jobber and nails him with a vertical suplex…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now making his way back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now trying to throw Joey Armstrong over the top rope…
Rhino:He is hanging on…
Crowd:10…9…8..7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Is Cookin” plays as The Rock enters the arena…)
Rhino:Here comes the Peoples Champion!
Mark:The Rock is in the ring and he is going right after Mondo The Masterful…
Rhino:The Rock is opening up on Mondo…
Mark:Mondo gets backed up in to the ropes by The Rock… The Rock whips Mondo off in to the ropes… Spine on the Pine…As The Rock Delivers The Spinebuster to Mondo The Masterful…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace just spun The Rock around…
Mark:Ace is now opening up on The Rock…
Rhino:We are told that The Rock has signed a new contract with the Extreme Wrestling Alliance and is looking to make a huge splash in the EWA…
Mark:The Rock gets sent for the ride in to the ropes by Big Daddy Ace… Ace ducks his head… DDT by The Rock…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Rock goes for a right hand… Mondo grabs the arm of The Rock and he spins him around… Implant DDT by Mondo The Masterful…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is back up on his feet…
Mark:Running Clothesline by Lone Jobber and he sends Joey Armstrong over the top rope…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace really wore down Joey Armstrong and Lone Jobber picked up the pieces and eliminated him from this contest…
Mark:Mondo is bringing The Rock to the corner and is trying to lift him out of the ring…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is getting back up and he is now fighting with Lone Jobber…
Mark:Lone Jobber kicks Big Daddy Ace in the midsection and nails him with a gutbuster…
Rhino:The Rock is fighting his way back down in to the ring… As he kicks Mondo right in the face…
Mark:The Rock is now hammering Mondo with a couple of right hands as he now scoops him up and is trying to throw Mondo out of the ring…
Rhino:Mondo is holding on to the top rope…
Mark:Mondo is really fighting it… As The Rock tries to get him out of the ring…
Rhino:From behind Lone Jobber nails The Rock…
Mark:Lone Jobber is hammering the Peoples Champion with right hands… As the fans start to count once again…
Crowd:10…9…8..7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Seeing Red” plays as Shane Sparx enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its the Debut of Shane Sparx in the Extreme Wrestling Alliance…
Mark:Shane Sparx calls himself a Wrestling Legend and also a Chick Magnet…
Rhino:We are going to see if he has what it takes to survive in the world of Extreme here in the EWA…
Mark:Shane Sparx goes right after Mister EWA Lone Jobber as he nails him with a couple of shots right underneath the jaw… As he now kicks him right in the midsection and hooks him up… Pump Handle Slam by Shane Sparx…
Rhino:Shane Sparx just drilled Lone Jobber in to the mat…
Mark:Shane Sparx now goes after The Rock… Go behind by Shane Sparx… Sparx hooks up The Rock… Belly to Back Suplex…Dropping The Rock straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Shane Sparx is really showing off his skills at the moment…
Mark:The Wrestling Legend Shane Sparx now grabs The Rock and is trying to toss him out of the ring…
Rhino:The Rock is trying to hang on the best that he can…
Mark:Mondo The Masterful is now helping Shane Sparx trying to get rid of The Rock from this match up…
Rhino:Mondo and Shane are now exchanging words…
Mark:They both let go of The Rock and are now doing a little bit of pushing and shoving…
Rhino:Both mens egos are coming in to play right now…
Mark:Mondo goes for a right hand… Shane goes for a right hand… Both men continue to connect with shots to one another…
Rhino:Lone Jobber and Big Daddy Ace are trying to get back up on to their feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace gets caught with a headbutt by Lone Jobber backing him up in to the corner…
Rhino:Shane Sparx is now backing Mondo up in to the ropes…
Mark:Sparx whips Mondo off in to the ropes… Tilt A Whirl Backbreaker by Shane Sparx…
Rhino:Mondo has been in the ring for a good Twenty Three… Almost Twenty Four Minutes and has really taken a beating thus far…
Mark:Everyone has gotten their shots in on Mondo The Masterful… Who lost the Lone Jobber Stardom Invitational earlier tonight…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now trying to throw Big Daddy Ace out of the ring…
Crowd:10…9…8..7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Simon System” plays as Simon Dean enters the arena…)
Rhino:The Founder of the World Famous Simon System… Simon Dean is making his way down to the ring and this is not going to be good for Simon Dean…
Mark:Simon Dean is getting right up in the face of the Wrestling Legend and Chick Magnet Shane Sparx…
Rhino:Sparx is laughing right in the face of Simon Dean…
Mark:Simon Dean goes to Slap Shane Sparx… Sparx blocks… And now Scores with a clothesline…
Rhino:Simon Dean is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is almost out of the ring… But The Rock attacks Lone Jobber from behind…
Rhino:Simon Dean is up by the ropes…
Mark:Shane Sparx with a dropkick and he sends Simon Dean over the top rope and there goes the Founder of the Simon System… Simon Dean…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace and The Rock are exchanging words right now and they are going to try and work together to eliminate Lone Jobber…
Mark:Mondo grabs Shane Sparx from behind and throws him over the top rope…
Rhino:Shane Sparx lands on the apron…
Mark:Mondo thinks he got rid of Shane Sparx…
Rhino:Shane Sparx is in the ring and is right behind Mondo The Masterful…
Mark:Lone Jobber is almost out of the ring…
Rhino:The hopes of Mister EWA winning the Royal Rumble could be over…
Mark:No they arent as he rolls back in to the ring underneath the bottom rope…
Rhino:Shane Sparx is mocking Mondo…
Mark:Sparx goes behind Mondo The Masterful… Russian Leg Sweep by Shane Sparx…
Rhino:Shane Sparx is looking to send a message to Mondo The Masterful…
Mark:WHEN SPARX FLY!
Rhino:What a Frog Splash by Shane Sparx…
Mark:You could say that Frog Splash was Masterful…
Rhino:You could say that…
Mark:Who has drawn unlike number thirteen… We are about to find out right now…
Crowd:10…9…8..7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Rhino:Here comes The Showstopper…
Mark:This is where things will get interesting… As now who ever throws Shawn Michaels out of the ring… They will be the EWA Television Champion…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels said he had a lucky number… Who knew Thirteen was his lucky number…
Mark:Shawn Michaels scores with a couple of right hands to Shane Sparx… Sparx ducks a right hand and whips Shawn Michaels off in to the ropes… HBK ducks the clothesline… Flying Forearm! By HBK…
Rhino:The Rock now charges at Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Atomic Drop by HBK to the Peoples Champion and he follows it up with a right hand knocking down The Rock…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber from behind grabs Shawn Michaels by the tights and throws Shawn Michaels over the top rope…
Rhino:Lone Jobber thinks he just won the EWA Television Championship…
Mark:Shawn Michaels hung on to the ropes and skins the cat back in to the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber celebrates and turns around…
Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC! By The Showstopper…
Rhino:That just knocked out Mister EWA…
Mark:Yes it did…Shawn Michaels turns around… Big Daddy Ace kicks him in the midsection and has him up on his shoulders… ACE CRUSHER!
Rhino:The EWA Television Champion has been laid out…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now trying to pick up Shawn Michaels and throw him out of the ring…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is hanging on the best that he can…
Mark:The Rock and Mondo The Masterful are battling in the other corner as The Rock is trying to get Mondo out of the ring…
Rhino:This has been an interesting Royal Rumble thus far… Who will be next to particpate… We will find out… I guess now…
Crowd:10…9…8..7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Goon” plays as The Goon enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its The Goon!
Mark:The Evil Hockey Player The Goon is making his way in to the ring…
Rhino:The Goon is going right after Mister EWA…
Mark:Lone Jobber gets spun around… The Goon has his hockey stick… Lone Jobber ducks… Lone Jobber grabs The Goon’s Hockey Stick and breaks it right across the back of The Goon….
Rhino:The Goon is staggering around…
Mark:Lone Jobber takes the broken piece of the stick and clotheslines him over the top rope and there goes The Goon…
Rhino:That was The Goon’s Thirty Seconds of fame in the 2007 EWA Royal Rumble…
Mark:Shawn Michaels has now made his way back up on to his feet and he turns right around and is meeting up with Mondo The Masterful…
Rhino:This one is going to be real interesting…
Mark:Mondo scores with a couple of uppercuts to Shawn Michaels as he now hooks him up… MASTERBUSTER! NO! Shawn Michaels lands on his feet and now scores with a clothesline…
Rhino:The Peoples Champion The Rock goes behind Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Shawn Michaels reverses the momentum of the Rock and tosses him over the top rope and there goes The Peoples Champion…
Rhino:We will be seeing more of The Rock in the near future… But he just ran out of luck here tonight…
Mark:Shane Sparx is trying to throw Big Daddy Ace out of the ring right now…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is working over Lone Jobber on the farside of the ring…
Mark:Mondo from behind attacks Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Its now Mondo and Lone Jobber now trying to eliminate Shawn Michaels…
Mark:They both want to be the EWA Television Champion and all they have to do is eliminate The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Which is what they are trying to do right now…
Mark:Mondo The Masterful and Lone Jobber almost have Shawn Michaels out of the ring…
Crowd:10…9…8..7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Da.Ngar” plays as The Great Khali enters the arena…)
Rhino:Business is now about to pick up…
Mark:The Biggest Man in Wrestling… The Great Khali is heading down to the ring…
Rhino:Every man in the ring right now are looking right at The Great Khali as he enters the ring…
Mark:There they go… Mondo goes right after The Great Khali and Mondo gets knocked right down with a big chop…
Rhino:Shane Sparx runs at The Great Khali and gets taken out with a big boot…
Mark:Lone Jobber… Shawn Michaels and Big Daddy Ace are triple teaming The Great Khali…
Rhino:Mondo The Masterful and Shane Sparx are getting back up on their feet…
Mark:Its a Five on One Assault on The Great Khali…
Rhino:All five men are ganging up on him…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace comes off the ropes and charges with a big flying shoulder block…
Rhino:The Great Khali is staggered and falls back towards the ropes…
Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:The Great Khali just fell backwards…
Mark:All five men charge at once and The Great Khali was just pushed over the top rope…And The Great Khali has been Eliminated…
Rhino:It took Five Men to get rid of the Monster known as The Great Khali but the bottom line he has been eliminated…
Mark:Lone Jobber and Shawn Michaels are once again doing battle… As Lone Jobber nails him with a headbutt and backs him up in to the corner…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to toss out Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now trying to get rid of Shane Sparx…
Rhino:Shane Sparx is holding on…
Crowd:10…9…8..7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Be a Man” plays as Randy Savage enters the arena…)
Mark:Its The Macho Man Randy Savage!
Rhino:Ohhh Yeaaaahhh!
Mark:Randy Savage is in the ring and he is going right after Mondo The Masterful…
Rhino:Randy Savage is a former World Champion in wrestling and I Guess he wants one more crack at Championship Glory…
Mark:What better place to do it than in the Extreme Wrestling Alliance…As Randy Savage now whips Mondo off in to the ropes… Back Elbow by Randy Savage knocking down Mondo…
Rhino:Mondo is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Macho Man scoops up and slams Mondo down to the canvas…
Rhino:Randy Savage is now heading to the top rope…
Mark:Shane Sparx is almost out of the ring…
Rhino:The Wrestling Legend is hanging on for his life as Big Daddy Ace tries to get him out of the ring…
Mark:The Macho Man is standing on the top rope… Lone Jobber runs to the corner and he shoves Randy Savage and he knocks him off the top rope and Randy Savage hits the steel guard rail on the outside of the ring as he has been eliminated from this match up…
Rhino:Shane Sparx slides back in to the ring…
Mark:Shawn Michaels turns around and walks right in to a right hand from Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is backing Shawn Michaels up in to the ropes…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace whips Shawn Michaels off in to the ropes… Flap Jack!
Rhino:The wind just got knocked right out of Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace turns around… Low Card Kick! Ducked by Big Daddy Ace… But connects on Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is out of the ring…
Mark:The Low Card Kick knocked Shawn Michaels through the ropes… Not over the top rope…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid isnt moving on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Shane Sparx now from behind nails Big Daddy Ace with a reverse DDT…
Rhino:Shane Sparx is now picking up Big Daddy Ace and is dragging him to the ropes…
Mark:Mondo and Lone Jobber are once again trying to eliminate one another… As Mondo has the advantage right now on Lone Jobber…
Crowd:10…9…8..7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“I Am” plays as AJ Styles enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its the Phenomenal AJ Styles…
Mark:AJ Styles is right in to the ring and he goes after Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber and AJ Styles were partners at Unholy Alliances…
Mark:Now AJ Styles whip Lone Jobber off in to the ropes… Pele! By AJ Styles as Lone Jobber came off the ropes…
Rhino:AJ Styles is the freshes man in this match up and he is now taking on the man who has been in the rumble the longest and that would be Mondo The Masterful…
Mark:Over Thirty Five minutes for Mondo… Who lost a Last Man Standing Match up earlier in the night to Val Venis…
Rhino:We will see Val Venis later in the rumble as he earned the Number Thirty Spot by beating Mondo in the Lone Jobber Stardom Invitational…
Mark:AJ Styles goes for a spin heel kick… Mondo ducks out of the way… Mondo grabs AJ Styles by the head and rams him head first in to the top turnbuckle…
Rhino:Shane Sparx is now backing Big Daddy Ace up in the corner…
Mark:It was Big Daddy Ace trying to eliminate Shane Sparx… It is now Shane Sparx who is trying to eliminate Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace has been in the ring for almost Thirty Plus Minutes now…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is still not moving on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:He really took a hard kick from Lone Jobber…
Mark:It was a kick he didnt see coming at all… As right now Mondo whips AJ Styles off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop by Mondo The Masterful…
Rhino:AJ Styles flew in the air right there…
Mark:AJ Styles staggers up on to his feet… Running Clothesline by Lone Jobber and he knocks AJ Styles out of the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just one uped Mondo The Masterful and is showing him why he didnt win the Lone Jobber Stardom Invitational…
Mark:They are once again exchanging words…
Rhino:Shane Sparx dumps Big Daddy Ace over the top rope…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace lands on the apron…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now fighting with Shane Sparx…
Crowd:10…9…8..7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“My Heart Goes Boom” Plays as Lenny Lane enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Lenny Lane!
Mark:Right now Big Daddy Ace hooks up Shane Sparx and he suplexs him over the top rope and he falls out of the ring…
Rhino:Shane Sparx is gone…
Mark:Lenny Lane gets in the ring and he is going right after Mondo…
Rhino:He is just hammering Mondo with right hands…
Mark:Lenny Lane is a house of fire right now opening up on Mondo… Mondo whips Lenny Lane off in to the ropes… Dropkick by Lenny Lane…
Rhino:Lenny just went up to Lone Jobber and gave him a hug and is now asking for a high five…
Mark:Lone Jobber just shrugged him off…
Rhino:Lenny is telling Lone Jobber to lets throw Mondo out of the ring…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace just went underneath the bottom rope and is going to check on Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is picking up Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Lenny and Lone Jobber are trying to toss Mondo The Masterful over the top rope…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace just picked up Shawn Michaels and sent him in to the steel guard rail…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace charges at Shawn Michaels… Shawn Michaels ducks and Big Daddy Ace goes over the guardrail and right in to the crowd…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now climbing over the guardrail and now both men are fighting in the crowd…
Mark:Lenny goes for a clothesline… Mondo gets his boot up and kicks Lenny Lane right in the face…
Rhino:Lenny is staggering around…
Mark:Mondo now hip tosses Lenny Lane out of the ring…
Rhino:Well Lenny Lane was no help for Mister EWA in this match up…
Mark:Lone Jobber now from behind nails Mondo with a clothesline…
Crowd:10…9…8..7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Self High Five” plays as Diamond Dallas Page enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its DDP… Diamond Dallas Page…
Mark:Another man who has recently resign with the Extreme Wrestling Alliance…DDP goes right after Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace has a steel chair…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace swings the chair at Shawn Michaels… HBK ducks… SUPERKICK! Right in to the Steel Chair…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace has been knocked out by Shawn Michaels…
Mark:DDP grabs Lone Jobber and whips Lone Jobber off in to the ropes… Swinging Neckbreaker by DDP…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is making his way back in to the ring…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is busted open after that superkick…
Rhino:DDP is trying to throw Lone Jobber out of the ring…
Mark:Mondo The Masterful goes behind DDP…
Rhino:Mondo is trying to help DDP get rid of Lone Jobber…
Mark:DDP with a back elbow and it caught Mondo square in the jaw…
Rhino:Mondo is checking his jaw…
Mark:DIAMOND CUTTER! To Mondo The Masterful…
Rhino:Im not sure how much more Mondo The Masterful can take…
Mark:It is almost Forty Minutes for Mondo in the Royal Rumble…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is back in the ring…
Mark:HBK with chops right across the chest of Diamond Dallas Page…
Rhino:He is lighting him up…
Mark:Anyone who throws Shawn Michaels out of the ring tonight will be the EWA Television Champion… Shawn Michaels though whips DDP off in to the ropes… Reversal by DDP… HBK comes off the ropes… Powerslam by Diamond Dallas Page…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is lining up DDP…
Mark:THE GIMMICK! NO! DDP ducked out of the way of the Gimmick…
Crowd:10…9…8..7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Masterpiece” plays as Chris Masters enters the arena…)
Rhino:We have Masterful and now we have the Masterpiece…
Mark:Lone Jobber is staggering back up on to his feet… Diamond Cutter! No! Lone Jobber shoves him off in to the ropes… DDP comes off the cross… Flying Crossbody Block by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Mondo The Masterful is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Chris Masters from behind locks in the Masterlock on Mondo The Masterful…
Rhino:Chris Masters is draining all of the energy out of Mondo…
Mark:You cant win the Royal Rumble by Submission… But you sure can make your opponent pass out…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to throw DDP over the top rope…
Mark:DDP continues to hang on… SWEET CHIN MUSIC! To the Masterpiece…
Rhino:That broke the Masterlock…
Mark:Shawn Michaels charges and clothesline Chris Masters over the top rope and The Masterpiece has been Eliminated…
Rhino:Lone Jobber from behind…
Mark:Lone Jobber dumps Shawn Michaels over the top rope… But Shawn Michaels is able to hang on…
Rhino:Lone Jobber was very close to eliminating Shawn Michaels and becoming the new EWA Television Champion..
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is back at ringside and is trying to make his way back in to the ring…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is on the apron and Lone Jobber shoves him off…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is still alive in this contest as he yet to come back in to the ring…
Rhino:DDP is now working over Shawn Michaels in the corner…
Mark:Mondo is struggling to get back up on to his feet… Running Bulldog by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is really being hard on Mondo The Masterful for coming up short in the Lone Jobber Stardom Invitational…
Mark:DDP almost has Shawn Michaels over and out of the ring…
Rhino:DDP could become the next EWA Television Champion…
Mark:I think we are now about to find out who the next man to enter the 2007 EWA Royal Rumble is going to be…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Where Do Gangsters Go?” by Lordz of Brooklyn plays as Vinny Lucchese enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its the Returning Vinny Luccheese…
Mark:There have been rumors all day..
Rhino:I guess they were true…
Mark:A Luciano Crime Family Member… Vinny Luccheese has returned to the Extreme Wrestling Alliance and before he gets in to the ring he attacks Big Daddy Ace from behind…
Rhino:Vinny Luccheese just laid him out with a huge clothesline…
Mark:The force of that clothesline really rocked Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Vinny Luccheese is now coming in to the ring and well… He has his eyes set on someone…
Mark:And thats the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels… Vinny Luccheese shoves DDP out of the way to go after Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Vinny Luccheese is bring Shawn Michaels out in to the center of the ring…
Mark:Luccheese hooks him up… GREETINGS FROM THE FAMILY!
Rhino:The Showstopper has been laid out in the center of the ring…
Mark:Vinny Luccheese is now dragging a knocked out Shawn Michaels over to the corner and is trying to toss him out of the ring…
Rhino:DDP now spins Vinny Luccheese around and he just nailed him with a couple of right hands…
Mark:It seems like DDP had a problem with Vinny Luccheese pushing him out of the way as he was trying to eliminate Shawn Michaels from the Royal Rumble…
Rhino:DDP now sends Vinny Luccheese off in to the ropes…
Mark:DDP ducks his head… Vinny Luccheese hooks him up… Powerbomb!
Rhino:Diamond Dallas Page is in a bad situation right now…
Mark:Vinny Luccheese grabs DDP and he tosses him over the top rope…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Kennedy” plays as Mr. Kennedy enters the arena…)
Mark:Its Mr. Kennedy…
Rhino:Wait for it… Wait for it…
Mark:Kennedy… Mr. Kennedy is in the ring and he gets nailed right away by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is asking for a microphone…
Lone Jobber:Excuse me for one second… I need to show this guy how its done… Hailing from the Slaughter House… Weighing in at 235 Pounds.. He is MISSSSSTTTTEEEERRRRR E…W…A…
Rhino:I guess we wait for it…
Lone Jobber:E…W…A!
Mark:And now Kennedy just charged right at Lone Jobber once he finished the line…
Rhino:I Guess Mr Kennedy didnt like to get mocked…
Mark:No one ever likes getting mocked…
Rhino:Good point…
Mark:Right now in the corner Mondo and Vinny Luccheese are trying to eliminate The Heartbreak Kid…
Rhino:Shawn is all kinds of tired up in the corner…
Mark:Shawn is a veteran of Royal Rumbles so he knows how to position himself in the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now in some trouble…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy has Lone Jobber almost out of the ring…
Rhino:Mr. EWA is going to be eliminated…
Mark:Kick right to the head and now Lone Jobber is back on the ground…
Rhino:Mondo The Masterful has been in the ring for close to Forty Five Minutes now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace has lasted close to forty…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace came in the ring at number three… While Mondo came in at Number One…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is trying to pull himself back up and get back in the ring…
Rhino:If I were him I would stay down and let everyone else do the fighting…
Mark:That would be a good strategy…But will it work for Entrant Number 23…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Hail To the Chief” plays as Dick Bush enters the arena…)
Rhino:Dick Bush! Who in the Hell is Dick Bush…
Mark:From the notes I have been given… Dick Bush is the Evil President of the United States of America…
Rhino:So this is the guy who has been behind all of the bad decisions…
Mark:Basically…
Rhino:No wonder I am paying three bucks a gallon for gas…
Mark:Dick Bush is trying to shake the hands of some of the wrestlers in the ring…
Rhino:None of the wrestlers are having it right now…
Mark:Dick Bush is now trying to shake the hand of the EWA Television Champion Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels shakes his hand…
Mark:And now Shawn Michaels tosses Dick Bush right out of the ring…
Rhino:See You Later Mr. President…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is back in the ring and right away gets attacked by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Mr Kennedy just spotted the Heartbreak Kid…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy charges at Shawn Michaels… Shawn Michaels ducks and he back drops Mr. Kennedy over the top rope and so long Mr. Kennedy…
Rhino:Kennedy…
Mark:Who will win this match up…
Rhino:There are still seven men left to be introduced here in to the 2007 EWA Royal Rumble…
Mark:And I think we are about to find out who number 24 is going to be…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Crush U Up” plays as Samoa Joe enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Samoa Joe!
Mark:The saying is… Joe’s Gonna Kill You… And I think Joe has his eye on someone…
Rhino:And it looks like its the EWA Television Champion…
Mark:Shawn Michaels goes right after Samoa Joe as he chops him right across the chest… Joe comes back with a couple of chops of his own…
Rhino:Vicious Chops by Samoa Joe…
Mark:Samoa Joe whip Shawn Michaels off in to the ropes… HBK comes off the ropes… Big Forearm Shot by Samoa Joe…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is lining up Samoa Joe…
Mark:SPEAR!
Rhino:I guess we can change the line to… Ace is gonna Kill You…
Mark:He sure did with that spear…As Big Daddy Ace attempts to throw Samoa Joe over the top rope…
Rhino:Vinny Luccheese has Shawn Michaels on the ropes and is trying to eliminate him from this match up…
Mark:Mondo is now trying to help Big Daddy Ace toss Samoa Joe over the top rope…
Rhino:Im really surprised that Mondo has lasted this long in the Royal Rumble…
Mark:Mondo The Masterful has been in the rumble since the beginning and is still trying to earn his shot at the EWA World Championship and take home the EWA Television Championship…
Rhino:Lone Jobber pulls Vinny Luccheese off of Shawn Michaels and Lone Jobber is telling Vinny that he will be the one to eliminate Shawn Michaels…
Mark:The Luciano Crime Family Member Vinny Luccheese isnt having any of that…
Rhino:No he isnt…
Mark:Luccheese with a kick right to the midsection and he connects with an implant DDT…
Rhino:Now Luccheese is trying to toss Lone Jobber over the top rope…
Mark:Luccheese shoves him over… But Lone Jobber lands on the apron and rolls back in to the ring…
Rhino:The next man coming in to the Royal Rumble is…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“My Heart Goes Boom” plays as Lodi enters the arena…)
Mark:Its the other half of the L&LL express… Lodi hits the ring and goes right after Vinny Luccheese… Luccheese ducks and back drops Lodi right out of the ring…
Rhino:What was that… Like Five Seconds?
Mark:Something like that…
Rhino:Lone Jobber looks right down at Lodi and laughs…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is pulling Samoa Joe out of the corner… ACE CRUSHER!
Rhino:Samoa Joe has been laid out by the 2006 Royal Rumble winner…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace lifts up Samoa Joe and he tosses him right out of the ring…
Rhino:Samoa Joe was defenseless after being knocked out by the Ace Crusher…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace wipes the blood out of his eyes and he nails Shawn Michaels right in the ribs with right hands as he backs him up in the corner…
Rhino:Mondo is trying to throw Vinny Luccheese out of the ring…
Mark:Lone Jobber is trying to regroup in the corner…
Rhino:It will all come down to which man wants it the most…
Mark:Shawn Michaels continues to hang on the ropes…
Rhino:He is doing whatever he can to stay in the ring…
Mark:Vinny Luccheese with a thumb right to the eye of Mondo the Masterful and now Luccheese is trying to throw Mondo out of the ring…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels slides back underneath the rope and back in to the ring…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now going after Shawn Michaels as he starts choking the life out of HBK…
Rhino:He has his boot right on his throw really trying to make him pass out…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Plunger” plays as TL Hopper enters the arena…)
Mark:Rhino… Did you call for a plumer…
Rhino:I dont think I did…
Mark:Well TL Hopper is entering the ring and is going right after Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is blocking the right hands from TL Hopper…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace lifts up TL Hopper in a press slam and drops him straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:The nasty plummer is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:TL Hopper turns around… Running Clothesline by Big Daddy Ace sending TL Hopper over the top rope…
Rhino:I guess TL Hopper can go make the rest of his house calls…
Mark:Lone Jobber has Shawn Michaels on the edge of being eliminated…
Rhino:The Showstopper is hanging on…
Mark:Shawn Michaels falls on the apron…
Rhino:Here comes Mondo…
Mark:Baseball Slide! Shawn Michaels moved out of the way…
Rhino:If Mondo connected with the baseball slide he would have eliminated Shawn Michaels and he would be the EWA Television Champion…
Mark:He would also be one step closer to being the 2007 EWA Royal Rumble winner…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace and Vinny Luccheese are doing battle in the corner…
Mark:And we are going to find out who drew number Twenty Seven…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Danger” plays as Ken Shamrock enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its the Worlds Most Dangerous Man Ken Shamrock…
Mark:Ken Shamrock goes right after Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:They have history from their days in the World Wrestling Federation…
Mark:Ken Shamrock whips Shawn Michaels in to the ropes… Ken Shamrock hooks him up… Over the Head Belly to Belly Suplex…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels was sent half way across the ring…
Mark:Mondo charges at Ken Shamrock and Shamrock nails him with a Belly to Belly Suplex…
Rhino:The Worlds Most Dangerous Man is in complete control right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber is lining up Ken Shamrock… LOW CARD KICK!
Rhino:That will stop the momentum of Ken Shamrock…
Mark:Vinny Luccheese has Big Daddy Ace setup… Powerbomb! No!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace connects with a back body drop…
Mark:Vinny Luccheese is staggering up on to his feet… Big Daddy Ace charges and he clotheslines Vinny Luccheese over the top rope and to the floor he goes…
Rhino:There goes the Luciano Crime Family Member…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is on the verge of going out as Mondo has him in a bad position…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good for Shawn Michaels…
Mark:The Showstopper is is about lose his gold…Shawn Michaels slides back in to the ring…
Rhino:Its time to find out who the next man in the Royal Rumble will be…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“I Walk Alone” Plays as Batista enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its The Animal!
Mark:Batista is in the ring… Mondo meets up with him and he gets leveled with a clothesline…
Rhino:Ken Shamrock is being Batista…
Mark:Ken Shamrock goes for a kick… Batista catches the leg of Ken Shamrock and he drives an elbow right in to the leg of Ken Shamrock…
Rhino:Shamrock is turning around…
Mark:Batista lifts up Ken Shamrock up in a press slam…
Rhino:I think we are about to see the end of the day for Ken Shamrock…
Mark:Batista is about to dump Ken Shamrock over the top rope… DOUBLE SUPERKICK! To the Back of the Head of Batista… And both Shamrock and Batista are eliminated…
Rhino:Lone Jobber and Shawn Michaels both took out Shamrock and Batista…
Mark:That was some unlikely teaming… But it got the job done…As it is two less men to deal with…
Rhino:There are still two men to come in to the Royal Rumble…
Mark:All these men have been in the ring a very long time…
Rhino:All four men are in four different corners…
Mark:Mondo has been in the longest…But Big Daddy Ace… Well he has lost the most blood in this match up…
Rhino:We are about to find out who the 29th man in the royal rumble is…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Its Time” plays as Vader enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its the Big Man from the Colorado Rockies…
Mark:All four men in the ring are surrounding Vader…
Rhino:Vader is telling every man to bring it on…
Mark:Mondo charges at Vader and he knocks him down with a clothesline…
Rhino:Here comes Jobber…
Mark:And here comes Vader… Both men meet head on…And Lone Jobber goes right back down to the mat…
Rhino:He just went head to head with a monster known as Vader and he came up short…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace strikes Vader with right hands…
Rhino:The big man is rocking backwards…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace whips him in to the ropes… Vader comes off the ropes and runs right over Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Look at Shawn Michaels…
Mark:The band is tuning up…
Rhino:We could be looking at some Sweet Chin Music…
Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO! Vader catches the leg of Shawn Michaels… Vader lifts up Shawn Michaels high in the air…
Rhino:We are going to be looking at the next EWA Television Champion…
Mark:Mondo and Jobber are up… And they bullrush Vader…
Rhino:Vader is going to go over…
Mark:Shawn rakes the eyes of Vader and slides out of the hands of Vader…
Rhino:Vader is going out…
Mark:Mondo The Masterful and Lone Jobber eliminate Vader from the 2007 EWA Royal Rumble…
Rhino:They caught him when his back was turned and took advantage…
Mark:All four men are making their way back up to their feet… Big Daddy Ace is working Shawn Michaels over in the corner…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1!
(“Hello Ladies” plays as Val Venis enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Val Venis!
Mark:Val Venis won the First Annual Lone Jobber Stardom Invitational which earned him the right to be the number Thirty Entrant in the Royal Rumble…
Rhino:Val and Mondo are having words right now…
Mark:Val Venis and Mondo are trading right hands…
Rhino:Val Venis would love nothing more than to end Mondo’s run in the Lone Jobber Stardom Invitational…
Mark:Lone Jobber steps back and watches these two men go…
Rhino:Val Venis gets sent for the ride in to the ropes…
Mark:Mondo goes for a dropkick… Val Venis holds in to the ropes…
Rhino:Mondo is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Val Venis hooks up Mondo and nails him with a suplex…
Rhino:The Masterful One is staggering around right now…
Mark:Val Venis goes for a clothesline and he knows Mondo over the ropes…
Rhino:Mondo lands on the apron…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace just whipped Shawn Michaels off in to the corner…
Rhino:Mondo and Val are still fighting…
Mark:Mondo has Val hooked for a suplex… Val blocks…
Rhino:Val is now trying to suplex Mondo out of the ring…
Mark:Mondo with the suplex… Val lands on the apron…
Rhino:They are now exchanging right now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace charges at Shawn Michaels…Shawn Michaels moved out of the way…
Rhino:Look at Lone Jobber…
Mark:Lone Jobber runs right in to Mondo and Val Venis knocking them both off the apron…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just showed him that even though they were in the Invitational… He is still the Star…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace spins around… SWEET CHIN MUSIC! Big Daddy Ace just got knocked over the top rope and he has been eliminated…
Rhino:We are down to Lone Jobber and Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Lone Jobber from behind tosses Shawn Michaels out of the ring… NEW CHAMPION!
Rhino:Lone Jobber has won the 2007 EWA Royal Rumble…
Mark:Lone Jobber is celebrating in the ring…
Rhino:Wait a second… Shawn Michaels is still hanging on the ropes…
Mark:Shades of 1995… Shawn Michaels skins the cat back in to the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber doesnt know that Shawn is in the ring…
Mark:Shawn Michaels grabs Lone Jobber by the tights… Lone Jobber is thrown over the top rope… SHAWN MICHAELS WINS THE ROYAL RUMBLE!
Pa Announcer:The Winner of the 2007 EWA Royal Rumble and STILL EWA Television Champion… SHAWN MICHAELS!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels has just successfully retained his EWA Television Championship in one of the most unique situations to defend a championship…
Mark:Shawn Michaels has also earned himself a Guaranteed Shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:The celebration is on for Shawn Michaels…
Mark:WHAT THE HELL! William McConnell just cracked the skull of Shawn Michaels with a steel chair…
Rhino:Damn It!
Mark:William McConnell just Ruined the Celebration of Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:The Answer just sent a message to Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Yes he did… When will this situation be settled between Shawn Michaels and William McConnell? When will Shawn Michaels cash in his Title Shot? Who knows… We will see you next month…. When the STAKES… GET EVEN HIGHER! GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!
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