Thursday Night Chaos 09-11-08
Mark:We are live in Kansas City, Missouri for Thursday Night Chaos and on this night Rhino… We have one hell of a line up…
Rhino:The Road to Glory continues tonight in the Championship Showdown…
Mark:EWA World Champion William McConnell takes on EWA Total Impact Champion J-Twisted…
Rhino:That should be one hell of a match up…
Mark:Also here tonight we will see the Number One Contender for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship Lone Jobber as he takes on Chris Jericho…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is looking to get back in to the win column as he takes on Lone Jobber tonight…
Mark:Also Josh Stewart returns to action against James Wolf and the EWA Television Champion Shawn Michaels takes on JaRek…
Rhino:Its a stacked line up that even includes the return of the Peep Show…
Mark:I cant wait any longer Rhino…
Rhino:Me Neither…
Mark:So lets get to the ring for tonights opening contest here at Thursday Night Chaos…
Triple H vs Dawn Death
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Game TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… DAWN DEATH!
(“Blinded” plays as Dawn Death enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go… Triple H nails Dawn Death with straight hand hands backing him up in to the corner…
Rhino:Triple H is really opening up on Dawn Death in the corner…
Mark:The Game with an irish whip sending Dawn Death in the corner…
Rhino:Dawn Death is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Triple H charges at Dawn Death… Dawn Death ducks the clothesline… Neckbreaker! by Dawn Death…
Rhino:Nice counter by Dawn Death…
Mark:Triple H gets back up on to his feet in the corner…
Rhino:Here comes Dawn Death…
Mark:Big Splash! No! Triple H moves out of the way…
Rhino:Dawn Death is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Triple H with a running high knee knockng Dawn Death right off of his feet…
Rhino:Look up at the ramp right now Mark…
Mark:That’s Christian Cage…
Rhino:Why is he out here?
Mark:I am not sure… But I guess he is trying to scout one of these two men…
Rhino:I dont think its Dawn Death…
Mark:I dont think it is either… As Triple H with right hands backing Dawn Death up in to the ropes… Irish whip by Triple H… Dawn Death comes off the ropes… Spinebuster! By the former EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:This has to be a weird position for Triple H to be in… Last week he was Main Eventing Summertime Blowout and this week he is opening Thursday Night Chaos…
Mark:Triple H notices that Christian Cage is up on the ramp…
Rhino:Triple H just told Christian to watch this…
Mark:Christian Cage watches on as Triple H kicks Dawn Death right in the midsection… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:Dawn Death just got planted…
Mark:Triple H covers Dawn Death 1……………………….2………………..3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRIPLE H!
Rhino:The King of Kings gets back on track here tonight…
Mark:Triple H is telling Christian Cage to bring it on… But Christian is just giving him a round of applause…
Rhino:Triple H is confused by that…
Mark:We will see Christian later tonight when he is in action against Dangerous D and also he will be hosting The Peep Show… But it is now back to the ring for our next contest here tonight at Thursday Night Chaos…
Non Title Match
Lilith Evans vs Jesse Martin
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Non Title Match and is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Atlantic City… Weighing in at 130 Pounds… JESSE MARTIN!
(“Breaking The Habit” plays as Jesse Martin enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Baltimore, Maryland… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… The EWA Womens Champion… LILITH EVANS!
(“The Game” plays as Lilith Evans enters the arena…)
Mark:Well the bell sounds and this match up is underway…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is going right after Jesse Martin…
Mark:Hard forearm shots by the EWA Womens Champion knocks Jesse Martin back in to the corner…
Rhino:Jesse Martin is backing off just a bit…
Mark:Rake of the eyes by Jesse Martin who now comes out of the corner with a couple of big right hands and a big left hook by Jesse Martin knocking the EWA Womens Champion right off of her feet…
Rhino:That was a hell of a shot right there…
Mark:Jesse Martin now whips Lilith Evans off in to the ropes… Spin Heel Kick!
Rhino:She caught the EWA Womens Champion square on…
Mark:Jesse Martin covers Lilith Evans 1………………….2……………..Kickout by Lilith Evans…
Rhino:The EWA Womens Champion is getting back up on to her feet in the corner…
Mark:Jesse Martin charges in… Monkey Flip! No! Lilith Evans holds on to the ropes…
Rhino:Jesse Martin’s head just bounced right off the mat…
Mark:Jesse Martin now staggers back up on to her feet… Lilith Evans charges… Running Clothesline!
Rhino:That spun her inside out right there…
Mark:Jesse Martin is getting back up on to her feet… Lilith Evans hooks her up… Cliffhanger!
Rhino:Jesse Martin looks to be done right there after getting planted in to the mat…
Mark:Lilith Evans with a cover 1………………………2………………3…No! Jesse Martin gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is now waiting for Jesse Martin to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:You can see that Lilith Evans is confident in herself right now as she believes she can put Jesse Martin away at any moment…
Rhino:Lilith Evans will find out who she is fighting at Glory when Justice Taylor takes on ODB later on tonight…
Mark:Jesse Martin is now pulling herself back up on to her feet… Lilith Evans hooks up Jesse Martin… DRIVEN! NO! Countered… Backslide 1……………….2…………..3….No! Lilith Evans kicks out…
Rhino:Both women are back up…
Mark:Jesse Martin goes for a big right hand… Lilith Evans ducks and kicks her right in the midsection… TORTURED!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:Lilith Evans hooks the leg 1………………..2……………3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LILITH EVANS!
Rhino:Lilith Evans takes care of Jesse Martin and continues to be on a roll here in the EWA as the EWA Womens Champion…
Mark:Still to come tonight we will see both the EWA Total Impact Champion and EWA World Champion in action when they meet in the Championship Showdown… But its back to the ring for more action…
Steele vs Troy “The Rampage” Joseph
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Nashville, Tn… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… STEELE!
(“Headstrong” plays as Steele enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Shangri-La… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!
(“Halls Of Illusion” plays as Troy Joseph enters the arena…)
Mark:Steele opens up on Troy Joseph as this match up is now underway..
Rhino:Steele is connecting with those right hands to Troy Joseph…
Mark:Steele now with a kick to the midsection of Troy Joseph… Steele hooks up Troy Joseph… Front Face Suplex! Driving Troy Joseph in to the mat…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steele now whips him off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Troy Joseph gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steele charges in at Troy Joseph… Running Clothesline! No! Troy Joseph ducks and back drops Steele over the top rope to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is now going to the outside of the ring..
Mark:Troy Joseph now grabs Steele by the head and now rams him in to the side of the ring…
Rhino:Steele is a little bit dazed as Troy “The Rampage” Joseph rolls him back in to the ring…
Mark:Steele gets back up and Troy Joseph nails Steele with hard uppercuts…
Rhino:Steele just got knocked right off of his feet…
Mark:Troy Joseph now hooks up Steele… Armbreaker!
Rhino:Steele is in a bit of pain right now…
Mark:Troy Joseph now runs at Steele and kicks him right in the head…
Rhino:That was one hard kick right to the head and it has Steele dazed right now…
Mark:Troy Joseph now covers Steele 1…………………2……………..Steele gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Steele is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph scoops up Steele and slams him straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:The Rampage is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Steele is staggering back back up on to his feet as Troy Joseph is up on the top rope… Missle Dropkick!
Rhino:That caught Steele square on right there…
Mark:Troy Joseph covers Steele 1………………………..2………………3…No! Steele gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Steele is trying to pull himself back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Rampage with an uppercut… DDT! No! Countered… Swinging Neckbreaker! By Steele…
Rhino:Nice counter by Steele…
Mark:Troy Joseph is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Steele is back up on to his feet as well…
Mark:Steele with right hands to Troy Joseph and he now whips him off in to the corner..
Rhino:Troy Joseph is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Running Bulldog! Steele covers Troy Joseph 1………………………..2……………..3…No! The Rampage gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steele with a kick to the midsection… OXIDATION!
Rhino:This could be it right here and now…
Mark:Steele covers Troy Joseph 1………………………..2……………3………NO! Troy Joseph gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close near fall right there…
Mark:Troy Joseph is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Steele is looking to end things right here and now…
Mark:Steele hooks up Troy Joseph… BESSEMER PROCESS! NO! Troy Joseph counters and shoves Steele off in to the corner…
Rhino:Steele is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Troy Joseph charges…RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE!
Rhino:Steele has been laid out…
Mark:Troy Joseph hooks the leg 1……………………2…………….3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TROY “The Rampage” JOSEPH!
Rhino:Troy Joseph continues to roll on since coming to the EWA…
Mark:The Rampage is loose in the EWA… Still to come we will see The EWA Television Champion Shawn Michaels in action against JaRek… Its now back to the ring for more action…
Number One Contenders Match for the EWA Womens Championship
ODB vs Justice Taylor
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From New York, Ny… Weighing in at 125 Pounds… JUSTICE TAYLOR!
(“Call Me When Your Sober” plays as Justice Taylor enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent…
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:ODB attacks Justice Taylor as she was trying to get in to the ring…
Rhino:ODB blind sided Justice Taylor right there…
Mark:ODB now whips Justice Taylor in to the Steel Steps…
Rhino:ODB is just assaulting Justice Taylor on the outside of the ring…
Mark:I dont think she cares about the match up… She just wants to hurt Justice Taylor…
Rhino:Justice Taylor is trying to get back up…
Mark:ODB hooks up Justice Taylor… POWERBOMB!
Rhino:Justice Taylor has been laid out on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Referee’s have come out to get ODB out of here…
Rhino:It doesn’t look like we are going to have a Number One Contenders Match up tonight…
Mark:Well I guess not… But now it looks like the ring is being setup for The Peep Show!
(“Just Close Your Eyes” hits over the PA System as Christian Cage makes his way to the ring)
Christian: Ladies and gentlemen, WELCOME.. TO THE PEEP SHOW! (crowd cheers) Tonight, the Captain’s got two special guests.. First, he is the man who beat the Rock in the Road to Glory.. El Presidente, Mr. EWA.. LONE JOBBER..
(“I Want It All” hits over the PA System as Lone Jobber makes his way down to the ring)
Christian: I’m glad you decided to show up, “boss”.. And my other guest.. The man who is main eventing Glory.. He is the EWA World Heavyweight Champion.. The Answer.. WILLIAM MCCONNELL..
(“The Answer” hits as McConnell makes his way to the ring)
Christian: Now then, gentlemen.. As we all know by now, you two will be facing each other.. AGAIN.. At Glory for the EWA World Championship.. Now Will, I’ll get to you in a minute, but Jobber.. You’ve been unusually quiet.Lets get your take on it. Tell the people how you feel about finally going back to the Glory Main Event?
Lone Jobber: How it feels? Christian, it feels correct. Lone Jobber and main events, it always go hand in hand. So I’ll take it, even if I do have to share the spotlight with this egotisical asshole.
Christian: I wouldn’t say correct, but I do see you put on your bowling shoes. I hope you don’t wear them down before Glory.
Lone Jobber: Christian, and yes you too William, understand this, the closer we get the Glory, the more focused I’m going to be.
Voice Heard from a Distance:Hot Dogs… Hot Dogs… Who Wants a Hot Dog? Get them while they are still kosher!
LoneJobber: See… always having improvements to this place.
Christian: Well I hope so, because the last time you piggybacked someones success, mainly my television championship.. You lost the television championship to James.. Uh.. (snaps fingers) James uh.. Help me out here.
Lone Jobber: Wolf… the grand replier.. but hey, atleast I beat your reign.
Christian: Well, even you can get lucky, Jobber. Now then, your opponent is none other than this man.. EWA World Champion William McConnell.. Will, its been awhile. Did you make sure to clean off your shoes after everything you stepped on?
McConnell: Funny, Christian..
Christian: No, no. I’m sincere. We wouldn’t want you to slip and end up on your back thanks to some of the midcarders you stepped on.. But hey, lets look past that. You face this jackass at Glory for like the 129th time.Whats it like knowing you get to do that same old dance one more time?
McConnell: Let me tell you something, Christian.. I’ve not lost to Jobber at Glory since like.. 2002. Glory is my event. Its where my name is attatched with every thought about it.. The jewish calendar may be off, but somebody needs to tell Jobber that it isn’t February.
Jobber: Yeah, and if I remember, we didn’t hold Halloween Hellraiser last year in February.. you know, the event where I sent your ass packing..
McConnell: Oh, you mean where I laid down so you could go out retired without having lost the ENTIRE TOUR..? How’d that little retirement go for you, by the way? Oh, that’s right.. You ended up wasting your time with cardboard..
Jobber: What can i say, it felt like I was retired for twelve hours, and I slept through eight of em. As for that smart ass cardboard remark, well, I’m the only one how can bring the true potential out of Purg,I mean, look at him at Crisis and compare him with what I rose him to when I let him latch onto my legecy.
McConnell: Yeah, great game there, pal. You really showed those Edge Heads just what you’re made of. (ga)
Lone Jobber:What can I say, sure Edge might have been a horrible teacher, but I showed them the true way of the deadliner…
McConnell: That you did. All the way up till when they pinned your ass One. Two. Three.. Just like I will do when I defend the EWA World Heavyweight Championship at Glory
Jobber: Man, that’s almost as bad as pinning to win a last man standing match.. come on Will.. know your history.. if your going to insult me, do it right.. Ladder match..
(All of a Sudden “Boy Toy” is heard over the PA System as Shawn Michaels walks out on to the stage…)
HBK:Wait One Cotton Pickin Minute… (crowd boos) Sorry Will… Forgot about that card you sport… But as I was going to say… If there is going to be talk about people pinning people or lack there of…(cough) jobber (cough)… There is a name that needs to be mentioned in all of this and that’s yours truly… The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels.
Christian: Woah, woah.. Shawn, I think you made a wrong turn. The paper clip vest convention is next door. This Peep Show’s for Glory Main Eventers only.
Jobber: Yeah, and Shawn, in case your alzheimers has kicked in again.. the Peep show is for me and Willy here…
McConnell: Yeah! Your old! Or.. Something.. (McConnell shrugs as both Christian and Jobber look at him)
HBK:Ouch… An Old Joke already… How Original…But you see you boys are forgetting… That I am the only True Main Eventer in this place… So if there is going to be a Glory Main Event… Its going to involve ME!
Jobber: Hey Will.. i don’t think he got the memo..
McConnell: Shawn, I know you’re all about tooting your own horn, but let me remind you that when it comes to Headlining Glory.. The Star Attraction is the man who carries the whole show on his back!
HBK:Tooting my own horn… I may have a big ego… But at least im not the guy who has 1003 nicknames or the guy who steps on people…I am the guy who holds the key to the Main Event of the Biggest Show of the Year…
Jobber: Will… i think we need to break it to Shawn… he’s got neither this (taps Will’s gold) nor did he win the Road to Glory…. he gets to fight.. in the undercard.. boo-ya!
McConnell: Unfortunately, I gotta agree this Jobber, Shawn. You didn’t win the tournament. You sure as hell aren’t the champion. Just what do you think you’re gonna do?
HBK:What am I gonna do? Well Brother… Like some of us here in the EWA… We like to look in to the past… So monkeys in the truck… Roll our EWA Retro Moment for the Evening…
Hardcore Theater
Mark:Lone Jobber from behind tosses Shawn Michaels out of the ring… NEW CHAMPION!
Rhino:Lone Jobber has won the 2007 EWA Royal Rumble…
Mark:Lone Jobber is celebrating in the ring…
Rhino:Wait a second… Shawn Michaels is still hanging on the ropes…
Mark:Shades of 1995… Shawn Michaels skins the cat back in to the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber doesn’t know that Shawn is in the ring…
Mark:Shawn Michaels grabs Lone Jobber by the tights… Lone Jobber is thrown over the top rope… SHAWN MICHAELS WINS THE ROYAL RUMBLE!
Pa Announcer:The Winner of the 2007 EWA Royal Rumble and STILL EWA Television Champion… SHAWN MICHAELS!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels has just successfully retained his EWA Television Championship in one of the most unique situations to defend a championship…
Mark:Shawn Michaels has also earned himself a Guaranteed Shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:The celebration is on for Shawn Michaels…
HBK:You see… What that means is… I have a contract that gives me a shot at that title that’s on your shoulder Will… Anytime I want… And I figure… What better time to cash it in… Than at the Biggest Show of the Year… Glory! So Step a Side J-Brone… Because if you dont, you may get stepped on… Because HBK is coming to Main Event Glory!
McConnell: I was beginning to wonder what happened to that contract, Shawn.. But you forgot the best part of the footage.. That part where I, as you put it.. KNOCKED YOUR TEETH.. DOWN YOUR THROAT..
Jobber: You know what, I’m just going to stand back and let you two bitch at one and another, because honestly, this just means I get to beat both of you at Glory.. like a dream come true…
HBK:You beating us at Glory? Are you serious? You couldn’t even beat a damn replier… So how do you think you can beat us?
Jobber: Simple.. I let Willy hit the Q&A and your ass, pick him up, Low Card Kick his light out.. and pin your ass.
Christian: Well, people, you heard it here only on THE PEEP SHOW.. At Glory, its Shawn Michaels, Lone Jobber, and William McConnell! Now, while I’d like to sit around and let you all run your mouths, I’ve got a ass to kick tonight..So lets get your final words.. And Will, since you’re the champ.. We’ll start with you, Jobber.
Jobber: Well Cap, all I gotta say is that Glory just got a little more spicy it seems, and we all know what happens when big events get even bigger, the Jobber.. always.. pulls through..
Christian: Shawn, way over there.. Last words.
HBK:All I gotta say… The Shit may start flying… But HBK is going to be ducking and covering… Because Im gonna be leaving… As I always say and Will Stole from me… The NNNNNEEWWW EWA World Heavyweight Champion!
Christian: Champ, wrap this up.
McConnell: Boys, you’re both barking up the wrong tree, because at Glory, The Glorious One himself answers ALL your questions.. And it goes a little like this..
Mark: SUPERKICK!
Rhino: Wow! McConnell just dropped Jobber and now he’s pointing at Shawn!
Mark: Glory just got a lot more interesting.. Lets get to the ring for more action..
The Rock vs Steven Eden vs Subway
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… THE ROCK!
(“Is Cookin” plays as The Rock enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 255 Pounds… STEVEN EDEN!
(“Da Rockwilder” plays as Steven Eden enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And Their Opponent… From Wildwood, Nj… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… SUBWAY!
(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)
Rhino:Did you hear the crowd pop for Subway’s Entrance?
Mark:Its been a long time since we have actually seen Subway in an EWA Ring and he has the crowd pumped up…
Rhino:Subway and The Rock are now face to face in the center of the ring…
Mark:Steven Eden looks at them both and both The Rock and Subway nail Steven Eden with right hands…
Rhino:Look at them go…
Mark:The Rock and Subway whip Steven Eden off in to the ropes… Double Clothesline!
Rhino:Who would have thought that these two men would be working together…
Mark:Steven Eden is rolling out of the ring…
Rhino:The Rock and Subway are now turning their attention to each other right now…
Mark:The Rock goes for a right hand… Subway blocks and now starts to open up on The Rock with shots right to the head of the Peoples Champion…
Rhino:Subway is letting out almost a year and a half worth of pent of frustration…
Mark:Subway now backs The Rock up in to the corner… Hard Irish whip by Subway sending The Rock in to the farside corner…
Rhino:The Rock is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Subway charges… Spinning Forearm Shot! Knocking The Rock right off of his feet…
Rhino:The Rock gets back up…
Mark:Subway scoops him up and slams him straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Subway is now up on the middle rope…
Mark:Steven Eden is up on the apron… Springboard Dropkick!
Rhino:That knocked Subway off the middle rope and knocked him to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Steven Eden is now climbing up on to the top rope…
Rhino:The Rock is back up on to his feet..
Mark:Flying Crossbody! Right down on to The Rock as Steven Eden goes for the cover 1…………………..2…………….Kickout by The Rock…
Rhino:The Rock is getting back up slowly…
Mark:Steven Eden now hooks up The Rock… Belly to Belly Suplex! No! The Rock blocks and rakes the eyes of Steven Eden…
Rhino:Steven Eden is spinning around…
Mark:Samoan Drop! By The Rock who now covers Steven Eden 1…………………..2……………..Kickout by Steven Eden…
Rhino:Steven Eden is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Rock with right hands to Steven Eden as he backs him up in to the ropes…
Rhino:The Rock is really opening up with those right hands…
Mark:The Rock whips Steven Eden off in to the ropes… SPINEBUSTER!
Rhino:The Rock drills Steven Eden in to the mat…
Mark:SUBLINE!
Rhino:Subway came out of no where and connects with the Subline on The Rock…
Mark:Subway covers The Rock 1…………………….2………………3…………..NO! The Rock gets his shoulder up….
Rhino:Subway almost stole this one with that Subline…
Mark:The Rock is now staggering back up on to his feet right now… Subway begins to open up on him with forearm shots…
Rhino:Subway is rocking The Rock back in to the ropes…
Mark:Subway now whips The Rock off in to the ropes… The Rock comes off the ropes… Subway ducks his head… The Rock puts on the breaks and kicks Subway right in to the head…
Rhino:Subway is spinning around…
Mark:Belly to Belly Suplex! By The Rock sending Subway half way across the ring…
Rhino:Subway is staggering back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:GARDEN OF EDEN!
Rhino:That Big Splash connects right on Subway in the corner…
Mark:Here comes The Rock… Steven Eden ducks the clothesline and back drops The Rock to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Steven Eden now puts Subway up on the top rope…
Mark:FORBIDDEN FRUIT! NO! The Rock knocks Steven Eden off the top rope…
Rhino:Subway just kicks The Rock right in the head knocking him off the apron…
Mark:Steven Eden is now staggering back up on to his feet… SUBLINE!
Rhino:That’s gonna be it…
Mark:Subway goes for the cover 1……………………….2……………………3……….NO! The Rock pulls Subway out of the ring…
Rhino:The Rock just sent Subway in to the steel steps…
Mark:Steven Eden is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The Rock is back up on to his feet…
Mark:ROCK BOTTOM! The Rock covers Steven Eden 1……………………2………………3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner THE ROCK!
Rhino:The Rock gets back on track and pulls out the victory here tonight at Thursday Night Chaos…
Mark:The Rock continues to lay the smackdown… Still to come tonight we will see Lone Jobber in action against Chris Jericho… But it is now time for some Raven’s Rules Action…
Ravens Rules
Jeff Hardy vs Raven
Pa Announcer:This next contest is under Ravens Rules and is set for one fall… Introducing first… From The Bowery… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… RAVEN!
(“Scream” plays as Raven enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Cameron, North Carolina… Weighing in at 225 Pounds… JEFF HARDY!
(“No More Words” plays as Jeff Hardy enters the arena…)
Mark:Raven and Jeff Hardy are exchanging shots back and forth with right hands…
Rhino:Jeff Hardy is backing Raven right up in to the corner…
Mark:Jeff Hardy with an irish whip… Raven with a reversal sending Jeff Hardy in to the corner…
Rhino:Look out for Jeff Hardy…
Mark:Jeff Hardy runs up the turnbuckles… Moonsault! By Jeff Hardy as he lands right down on Raven… Jeff Hardy covers Raven 1…………….2……….. Raven kicks right out…
Rhino:Raven is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Jeff Hardy charges at Raven… Raven catches him in midair and tosses him over the top rope and to the floor…
Rhino:Jeff Hardy hit the floor hard…
Mark:Jeff Hardy is pulling himself back up… Baseball Slide!
Rhino:Raven caught Jeff Hardy right in the face…
Mark:Raven now grabs Jeff Hardy by the hair and rams him right in to the steel guard rail…
Rhino:Jeff Hardy is checking his head after being rammed in to the steel…
Mark:Raven now picks Jeff Hardy up by his hair… Russian Leg Sweep! Right in to the Steel Guard Rail…
Rhino:Jeff Hardy is hurting right now…
Mark:Raven is now looking underneath the ring and he pulls out a singapore cane…
Rhino:Jeff Hardy is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Raven nails Jeff Hardy right in the back of the head with a singapore cane…
Rhino:Raven is really targetting the head and neck of Jeff Hardy…
Mark:Raven now rolls Jeff Hardy back in to the ring…
Rhino:Jeff Hardy is trying to pull himself back up on to his feet…
Mark:Raven hooks up Jeff Hardy… Russian Leg Sweep with the Singapore Cane!
Rhino:Jeff Hardy is in a bit of trouble now…
Mark:Raven covers Jeff Hardy 1…………………….2……………………Jeff Hardy gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Raven now takes Jeff Hardy and sends him in to the corner…
Mark:Jeff Hardy looks to be out on his feet in the corner…
Rhino:Here comes Raven…
Mark:Big Clothesline! No! Jeff Hardy gets his boot up in the face of Raven…
Rhino:Raven is spinning around…
Mark:Jeff Hardy climbs the ropes… Whisper in the Wind!
Rhino:Jeff Hardy lands right down on Raven…
Mark:Jeff Hardy covers Raven 1…………………..2………………………Raven kicks out…
Rhino:Jeff Hardy is now bringing a steel chair in to the ring…
Mark:Raven is getting back up on to his feet and Jeff Hardy throws the chair right in the face of Raven…
Rhino:Raven is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Jeff Hardy opens up the chair…
Rhino:Here comes Jeff Hardy!
Mark:Poetry in Motion!
Rhino:Raven is out on his feet…
Mark:Jeff Hardy hooks him up… TWIST OF FATE!
Rhino:Raven has been laid out…
Mark:Jeff Hardy is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Jeff Hardy is going to fly…
Mark:SWANTON BOMB! NO! Raven moves out of the way…
Rhino:Jeff Hardy staggers back up on to his feet…
Mark:Raven with the Steel Chair and nails Jeff Hardy right over the head with the chair…
Rhino:Jeff Hardy looks dazed…
Mark:Raven lays out the chair… EVENFLOW DDT! Right on to the Steel Chair…
Rhino:Jeff Hardy looks to be knocked out after that DDT…
Mark:Raven covers Jeff Hardy 1……………………..2………………….3………….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner RAVEN!
Rhino:Raven returns to an EWA Ring and pulls out the victory over Jeff Hardy…
Mark:Raven is sending a statement that he is back and ready to inflict some pain on to some one… As we now get set for more action…
Vertigo vs Dante Daevain
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Heaven-sent from the First Heaven… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… DANTE DAEVAIN!
(“Painting” plays as Dante Deavain enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 175 Pounds… VERTIGO!
(“Sober” plays as Vertigo enters the arena…)
Mark:Vertigo goes right after Dante Daevain…
Rhino:Dante Daevain shoves Vertigo backwards in to the ropes…
Mark:Vertigo shakes it off and charges back at Dante Daevain… Dante comes charging with a clothesline… Vertigo ducks underneath the clothesline…Vertigo springs off the ropes.. Flying Back Elbow!
Rhino:Dante Daevain is staggering…
Mark:Vertigo comes from behind with a spin kick and sweeps the legs right out from underneath Dante Daevain…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Vertigo now connects with forearm shots backing him up in to the corner…
Rhino:Vertigo is climbing the ropes…
Mark:Vertigo hammers Dante Daevain with right hands… Dante Daevain shoves Vertigo off the ropes…
Rhino:Vertigo gets right back up…
Mark:Dante Daevain charges… Running Big Boot!
Rhino:Dante just took Vertigo’s head off with that shot…
Mark:Dante Daevain now covers Vertigo 1……………………..2………………Kickout by Vertigo…
Rhino:Vertigo is slow to get back up…
Mark:Shots to the back of Vertigo and now Dante Daevain hooks up Vertigo… German Suplex!
Rhino:The Godfather of Extreme was just dropped right on the back of his head…
Mark:Dante Daevain with another cover 1……………………2…………………Kickout once again by The Godfather of Extreme…
Rhino:Vertigo is trying to get back up…
Mark:Dante Daevain now kicks Vertigo in the midsection and now sets him up… Powerbomb! No! Vertigo counters… DDT!
Rhino:Very nice counter by Vertigo as he has Dante down on the mat…
Mark:Vertigo covers Dante Daevain 1……………………2………… Dante Daevain powers out…
Rhino:Dante Daevain now gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Spin Heel Kick! By Vertigo knocking Dante Daevain off of his feet…
Rhino:Vertigo is starting to feel it…
Mark:Dante Daevain is getting back up… Vertigo whips him in to the ropes… Reversal by Dante Daevain… Powerslam!
Rhino:Vertigo is now in some trouble…
Mark:Dante Daevain is now surprisingly heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:The big man is looking to go high risk…
Mark:Vertigo now staggers back up on to his feet and he shakes the ropes causing Dante Daevain to be caught on the top rope…
Rhino:Vertigo now has a look in his eye right now…
Mark:Vertigo climbs the ropes and is setting up Dante Daevain…
Rhino:This could be it right here and now…
Mark:FEAR FACTOR!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Vertigo covers Dante Daevain 1……………………..2………………..3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner VERTIGO!
Rhino:Vertigo back in the win column here tonight with a win over Dante Daevain…
Mark:Vertigo is set to meet…
Rhino:What the hell!
Mark:Triple H and Shawn Michaels are attacking Vertigo right now…
Rhino:Why are they out here?
Mark:Havent we seen enough of DX here tonight…
Rhino:I thought so… But Shawn still has a match…
Mark:They are both putting the boots to Vertigo right now…
Rhino:Triple H is now picking up Vertigo and is holding up for Shawn Michaels…
Mark:You know whats coming here…
Rhino:I sure do and its not going to be good for Vertigo…
(“No More Sorrow” begins to play in the arena…)
Rhino:Could it be?
Mark:Its Big Daddy Ace!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is here and he has a steel chair…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is chasing DX out of the ring right now…
Rhino:Why are Triple H and Shawn Michaels smiling?
Mark:I dont know… But Big Daddy Ace just saved Vertigo… Who is the man he will be facing at Glory…
Rhino:I didn’t think we would be seeing Big Daddy Ace until then…
Mark:Vertigo is sure glad that he was here to have his back here tonight…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is telling DX to bring it…
Mark:Triple H and Shawn Michaels are smiling as they head up the ramp…
Rhino:I have a feeling that we are going to see more between these men…
Mark:I think so too…But for now we get set for our next contest…
Christian Cage vs Dangerous D
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Toronto, Ontario, Canada…Weighing in at 215 Pounds… CHRISTIAN CAGE!
(“Take Over” plays as Christian Cage enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Cashville, Tn… Weighing in at 243 Pounds… DANGEROUS D!
(“Worlds Most Dangerous” plays as Dangerous D enters the arena…)
Mark:The referee calls for the bell and this match up is under way…
Rhino:This is Christian Cage’s first match up back in the EWA since Mid April…
Mark:The last match up he was set to have was a match for the EWA World Championship against Triple H… But he was brutally attacked by Triple H…
Rhino:Havent we had enough of Triple H?
Mark:Many have… But in the ring right now Christian Cage locks up with Dangerous D… Side Headlock by Christian Cage who takes Dangerous D over with the headlock…
Rhino:Christian is now grinding away with the headlock on the ground…
Mark:Dangerous D is fighting his way back up on to his feet nailing Christian Cage with elbows to the midsection and now shoots him off in to the ropes… Back Elbow! By Dangerous D…
Rhino:Christian Cage gets right back up…
Mark:Dangerous D takes him over with a hip toss…
Rhino:Christian Cage once again gets right back up…
Mark:Dangerous D scores with a dropkick and it sends Christian Cage through the ropes and to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Christian Cage is regrouping on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Christian Cage slides back in to the ring and Dangeorus D opens up with shots right to Christian Cage… Dangerous D shoots Christian Cage off in to the ropes… Reversal by Christian Cage… Dropkick! Dangeorus D holds on to the ropes and Christian Cage misses the dropkick…
Rhino:Christian Cage is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Samoan Drop! By Dangerous D who now goes for the cover on Christian Cage 1…………………2…………… Christian Cage kicks out…
Rhino:Dangerous D now waits for Christian Cage to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dangerous D hooks up Christian Cage… Front Face Suplex!
Rhino:He just planted Christian Cage in to the mat…
Mark:Dangerous D is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Christian Cage is staggering back up…
Mark:Flying Crossbody! No! Christian Cage scores with a dropkick…
Rhino:Nice counter by The Instant Classic…
Mark:Christian Cage covers Dangerous D 1………………….2…………………Kickout by Dangerous D…
Rhino:Dangerous D is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Christian Cage with shots to the back of Dangerous D and now hooks him up… Reverse DDT! By Christian Cage…
Rhino:Christian Cage is starting to get in to a bit of a groove…
Mark:Christian Cage goes for the cover 1………………………2…………3…No! Dangerous D kicks out again…
Rhino:Dangerous D is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dangerous D is up… Christian Cage hooks him up… Gutbuster!
Rhino:Dangerous D is in trouble as he is hurting on the mat…
Mark:Christian Cage is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:The Instant Classic is going to fly…
Mark:Frog Splash! No! Dangerous D rolls out of the way…
Rhino:Christian Cage got nothing but canvas…
Mark:Dangerous D is now back up…
Rhino:Christian Cage is back up as well…
Mark:Stunner! By Dangerous D… Who goes right for the cover 1……………………2………………..3…..No! Christian Cage gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close near fall right there…
Mark:Dangerous D is now waiting for Christian to get back up…
Rhino:Christian Cage is back up…
Mark:Dangerous DDT!
Rhino:Christian Cage has been laid out…
Mark:Dangerous D is now up on the top rope…
Rhino:This is going to be it right now…
Mark:D-BOMB! NO! Christian Cage rolls out of the way…
Rhino:Dangerous D crashed and burned…
Mark:Dangerous D staggers back up… Christian Cage hooks him up… UNPRETTIER!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Christian Cage hooks the leg 1……………………2………………3……. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner CHRISTIAN CAGE!
Rhino:Christian Cage picks up a win in his return match here in the EWA…
Mark: Well, the ring has been set up.. I guess its time for the “Rated R Wedding”..
Rhino: This is gonna be deplorable..
(“Metalingus” hits over the PA System as Edge makes his way to the ring..)
Mark: Edge is certainly dressed for the ocassion.
Rhino: Well he’s done this before, Mark. Edge seems to have a thing with using weddings to run someone down..
Mark: Edge just grabbed a mic..
Edge: Before we get this wedding started.. I want to introduce to you my best man.. RANDY ORTON!
(“Voices” hits over the PA System as the crowd begins booing loudly. Randy Orton makes his way down to the ring..)
Mark: Here comes Edge’s Rated RKO tag team partner, Randy Orton..
Rhino: The two men are good friends, so I guess it makes sense..
(“Here Comes The Bride” begins to play..)
Mark: You know what that means, Rhino..
Rhino: Its time for the blushing pride to make her entrance..
Mark: Do you think she’ll be wearing white?
Rhino: I’m worried as to whether or not she’ll be wearing anything at all..
Mark: And here comes Lita.
Rhino: Edge is beaming. I’m glad to see she’s wearing white.
Mark: Lita is now inside the ring.. Lets take it to the pastor..
Pastor: Miss Lita.. Who is your brides maid tonight?
Lita: Oh, I don’t have a brides maid. See.. I knew that every woman I knew would be jealous of me for getting married to a man they will never, ever have..
Rhino: I think I’m gonna be sick.
Pastor: Very well then. Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today in the presence of these witnesses, to join Edge and Lita in matrimony, which is commended to be honorable among all men; and therefore – is not by any – to be entered into unadvisedly or lightly – but reverently, discreetly, advisedly and solemnly. Into this holy estate these two persons present now come to be joined.
Mark: This crowd is booing loudly.
Rhino: But I don’t think they’ll be paying attention.
Pastor: Would either of you like to say vows before we continue this wedding?
Edge: Just keep going.
Pastor: Very well, then. Lita, would you place the ring on Edge’s finger..
(Lita does so)
Pastor: Now repeat after me. I, Lita..
Lita: I know the line. Keep going.
Pastor: Now Edge, would you place your ring on Lita’s finger..
Mark: Here it comes.
Rhino: There’s Alexis Laree’s ring.
Mark: This crowd is hating it.
Pastor: Edge, repeat after me..
Edge: How about you just keep going?
Pastor: Very well. Edge, do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded life, in sickness an-
Edge: I do.
Pastor: Lita, do you t-
Lita: I do.
Pastor: If any person can show just cause why they may not be joined together – let them speak now or forever hold their peace.
(“Hell Yeah” hits over the PA System system as the crowd begins cheering loudly)
Mark: Here comes Alexis Laree!
Rhino: Orton just grabbed a mic.
Orton: That’s right, Alexis, keep yourself up at the top of the ramp.. And where’s you boyfriend Steele, huh? Did he learn his lesson the first time he interupted Edge and got cost the EWA World Championship?
Mark: Alexis just walked to the back..
Rhino: That’s it?
Mark: Wait! Alexis is coming back with a kendo stick!
Edge: Security! Stop her! Don’t let that crazy bitch ruin our wedding!
Mark: Now security is stepping in front of Alexis.
Rhino: Look at that grin on Lita’s face.
Lita: That’s what I thought, Alexis. Its a shame that after I get married, you’ll never see this worthless.. ugly.. ring again.
Edge: Pastor, lets wrap this up.
Mark: Alexis is trying to get past security..
Pastor: With no objections, I now pronounce you..
Mark: WILLIAM STEELE!
Rhino: William Steele just slid into the ring!
Mark: Orton goes for a right, Steele ducks! Kick to the cut.. Bessem-No! Orton twists out.. RK-NO! OXIDATION!
Rhino: Edge and Lita have slipped out of the ring!
Mark: Steele just laid Orton out and got the wedding stopped, but Edge and Lita are heading through the crowd..
Rhino: It looks like Alexis won’t be getting her ring back this week..
Mark: We’ll have to see what happens next week.. Lets get back to the ring for more action…
Lone Jobber vs Chris Jericho
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada… Weighing in at 231 Pounds… CHRIS JERICHO!
(“Dont You Wish You Were Me” plays as Chris Jericho enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go…Chris Jericho nails Lone Jobber with hard chops across the chest…
Rhino:I wonder if Lone Jobber is feeling the effects of the superkick he took from William McConnell…
Mark:He doesn’t seem to be his normal self at the moment… As Chris Jericho shoots him in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Lone Jobber gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Chris Jericho now hooks up Lone Jobber and connects with a snap suplex… Chris Jericho floats over in to a cover 1……………….2………… Lone Jobber kicks out…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Chris Jericho with hard chops right across the chest of Lone Jobber… Chris Jericho now whips Lone Jobber in to the corner… Lone Jobber puts on the breaks and nails Chris Jericho with a back elbow…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is spinning around…
Mark:Running Enizguri by Lone Jobber connecting to the back of the head of Chris Jericho…
Rhino:Chris Jericho looks dazed right now…
Mark:Swinging Neckbreaker by Lone Jobber who goes right for the cover 1…………………..2……………….. Chris Jericho kicks out…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is getting back up…
Mark:Lone Jobber scoops up Chris Jericho and slams him down to the mat…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is up on the middle rope…
Mark:Leg Drop! By El Presidente…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is in trouble…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Chris Jericho 1…………………..2…………………Kickout by Chris Jericho…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now waiting for Chris Jericho to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Chris Jericho turns around… Low Card Kick! No! Ducked by Chris Jericho…Backbreaker! By Chris Jericho…
Rhino:Nice Counter by Y2J…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now staggering back up on to his feet… Chris Jericho comes off the ropes… Running Bulldog!
Rhino:Lone Jobber was planted in to the mat…
Mark:Chris Jericho comes off the ropes… Lionsault!
Rhino:Chris Jericho could have Lone Jobber right here and now…
Mark:Chris Jericho covers Lone Jobber 1………………….2………………..3……No! Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Chris Jericho now waits for the Number One Contender to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:CODEBREAKER! NO! Lone Jobber holds on to the ropes…
Rhno:Chris Jericho is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:LOW CARD KICK!
Rhino:Nice kick right there by Lone Jobber laying out Chris Jericho…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Chris Jericho 1…………………….2………………3…..No! Chris Jericho gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now waiting for Chris Jericho to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:Lone Jobber hit it… Its going to be it right here and now…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Chris Jericho 1……………………..2…………………..3………. ITS NOT OVER!
Rhino:Chris Jericho got his foot on the rope…
Mark:Chris Jericho is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just slammed Chris Jericho down to the mat…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:This could be it right now as Lone Jobber is about to take a big chance right here and now…
Mark:450 SPLASH! NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber missed big time…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now staggering back up on to his feet… CODEBREAKER!
Rhino:That could be it…
Mark:Chris Jericho covers Lone Jobber 1……………………2…………….3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner CHRIS JERICHO!
Rhino:Chris Jericho gets back on a roll with a win over the Number One Contender Lone Jobber…
Mark:Chris Jericho is one of the hotter stars in the EWA and he could play a big role at Glory… As we now get set for more action…
Josh Stewart vs James Wolf
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Southaven, Ms… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… JAMES WOLF!
(“Voices” plays as James Wolf enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From West Hurley, Ny… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… JOSH STEWART!
(“I Dont Wanna Stop” plays as Josh Stewart enters the arena…)
Mark:Josh Stewart and James Wolf lock up in the center of the ring… James Wolf and Josh Stewart battle back and forth with the collar and elbow tie up…
Rhino:James Wolf is backing Josh Stewart up in to the ropes…
Mark:Clean break and then James Wolf shoves Josh Stewart back in to the ropes…
Rhino:Josh Stewart smirks and laughs at James Wolf…
Mark:Josh Stewart charges at James Wolf… James Wolf ducks the clothesline… Josh Stewart comes off the ropes… Back Elbow!
Rhino:Josh Stewart gets back up…
Mark:Josh Stewart now back up on to his feet… James Wolf grabs him by the neck and drives him in to the mat with a Chokeslam!
Rhino:He drilled him right in to the mat…
Mark:James Wolf goes for the quick cover 1………………………..2…………… Kickout by Josh Stewart…
Rhino:Josh Stewart gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:James Wolf now hooks up the former EWA World Champion… Side Walk Slam! James Wolf goes for another cover 1…………………..2…………….Kickout again by Josh Stewart…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:James Wolf now with shots to the midsection of Josh Stewart and now hooks him up… Powerbomb! No Josh Stewart escapes out of the Powerbomb… Face Buster!
Rhino:Nice counter right there by Josh Stewart…
Mark:James Wolf is getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is lining up James Wolf…
Mark:Springboard DDT! By Josh Stewart driving James Wolf right in to the mat once again… Josh Stewart covers James Wolf 1…………………..2……………..Kickout by James Wolf…
Rhino:James Wolf is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Josh Stewart hooks up James Wolf… Trapping Headbutts!
Rhino:James Wolf is dazed after those headbutts…
Mark:Josh Stewart lines up James Wolf… Return of The Stew!
Rhino:What a kick that was by James Wolf…
Mark:The 720 Round House Kick connected… As Josh Stewart covers James Wolf 1………………………..2………………….Kickout by James Wolf…
Rhino:James Wolf is slowly trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:James Wolf is up and Josh Stewart is now putting James Wolf up on the top rope…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is setting up James Wolf…
Mark:German Suplex! Off the Top Rope!
Rhino:James Wolf is down on the mat…
Mark:Josh Stewart held on to the ropes and is now up on the top rope… Inverted 450 Splash!
Rhino:Josh Stewart got all of that splash…
Mark:Josh Stewart hooks the leg 1…………………………2………………….3…………NO! James Wolf gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Josh Stewart thought he had James Wolf right there…
Mark:James Wolf is now staggering up on to his feet in the corner… Josh Stewart hooks him up… Stewrantula!
Rhino:James Wolf is in pain right now as Josh Stewart has his version of the Tarantula locked in…
Mark:Josh Stewart lets it go and James Wolf drops straight to the canvas…
Rhino:James Wolf is laid out on the mat…
Mark:Josh Stewart is up on the top rope…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is going to fly…
Mark:BROKEN SANITY! NO! James Wolf moves out of the way…
Rhino:Josh Stewart got nothing but canvas right there…
Mark:Josh Stewart is staggering back up on to his feet… James Wolf with right hands… James Wolf whips Josh Stewart off in to the ropes… Swinging Side Walk Slam!
Rhino:James Wolf is trying to get back in to this match up…
Mark:James Wolf covers Josh Stewart 1…………………….2……………….3….No! Josh Stewart gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:James Wolf is now waiting for Josh Stewart to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:James Wolf gets Josh Stewart up on his shoulders… Death Valley Driver!
Rhino:Josh Stewart was planted…
Mark:James Wolf covers Josh Stewart 1……………………….2……………..3……No! Josh Stewart gets his shoulder up once again…
Rhino:James Wolf is starting to get a little frustrated right now…
Mark:James Wolf now drags Josh Stewart towards the corner…
Rhino:James Wolf is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Corkscrew Moonsault! Connects!
Rhino:Josh Stewart could be done right now…
Mark:James Wolf covers Josh Stewart 1……………………..2………………….3………… NO!
Rhino:James Wolf cant believe that Josh Stewart kicked out…
Mark:James Wolf now is looking to put Josh Stewart away right here and now…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:James Wolf now hooks up Josh Stewart… CHAOTIC AGONY! NO! Josh Stewart blocks and now goes behind James Wolf… EYE FOR AN EYE!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right here and now…
Mark:Josh Stewart hooks the leg 1……………………..2…………………3………..NO! James Wolf kicks out…
Rhino:Josh Stewart can not believe that James Wolf got out of that…
Mark:James Wolf is now using the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is now setting up James Wolf…
Mark:BRAIN STEW! NO! James Wolf counters… CHAOTIC AGONY!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:James Wolf covers Josh Stewart 1…………………………….2……………………….3………ITS NOT OVER!
Rhino:Josh Stewart got his shoulder up…
Mark:James Wolf is yelling at the referee…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:James Wolf hooks up Josh Stewart… CHAOTIC AGONY! NO! Blocked… James Wolf turns around… ENTER THE STEW!
Rhino:I think he got all of that kick…
Mark:Josh Stewart falls on top of James Wolf 1…………………………2…………………3…………. HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JOSH STEWART!
Rhino:Big win here tonight for Josh Stewart…
Mark:Very competitive match up between these two men and Josh Stewart was able to pick up a victory here tonight… As we now send it back to the ring for more action…
Number One Contenders Match for the EWA Total Impact Championship
Darien Hacaga vs Jimmy Jacobs
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Number One Contenders Match and is for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing first… From Tijuana, Mexico… Weighing in at 248 Pounds… DARIEN HACAGA!
(“Haunted” plays as Darien Hacaga enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Grand Rapids, Michigan… Weighing in at 175 Pounds… JIMMY JACOBS!
(“The Haunted” plays as Jimmy Jacobs enters the arena…)
Mark:Jimmy Jacobs slaps Darien Hacaga with shots right across the face and follows it up with forearms right to the face of Darien Hacaga…
Rhino:Jimmy Jacobs is backing Darien Hacaga up in to the corner…
Mark:Jimmy Jacobs whips Darien Hacaga off in to the farside… Jimmy Jacobs comes charging in… Darien Hacaga gets his boot up…
Rhino:Jimmy Jacobs is spinning around…
Mark:Darien Hacaga hooks up Jimmy Jacobs… Tornado DDT!
Rhino:Nice move right there by Darien Hacaga…
Mark:Darien Hacaga covers Jimmy Jacobs 1………………………2………………. Jimmy Jacobs kicks out…
Rhino:One of these two men will meet J-Twisted for the EWA Total Impact Championship at the biggest show of the year Glory…
Mark:Darien Hacaga now hooks up Jimmy Jacobs… Spinning Brainbuster!
Rhino:Darien Hacaga just dropped Jimmy Jacobs right on his head with that Brain Buster…
Mark:Darien Hacaga covers Jimmy Jacobs 1………………………2…………….Jimmy Jacobs once again kicks out…
Rhino:Jimmy Jacobs is slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Darien Hacaga now scoops up Jimmy Jacobs and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:Darien Hacaga is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Jimmy Jacobs is back up on to his feet and shakes the top rope…
Rhino:Jimmy Jacobs is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Hurricanranna! By Jimmy Jacobs laying Darien Hacaga out in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Jimmy Jacobs could have Darien Hacaga right now…
Mark:Jimmy Jacobs covers Darien Hacaga 1………………………….2…………………….3……..No! Darien Hacaga gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Very close near fall right there…
Mark:Darien Hacaga is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Jimmy Jacobs is hooking up Darien Hacaga…
Mark:Powerbomb! By Jimmy Jacobs…
Rhino:Jimmy Jacobs is now heading up on to the top ropes…
Mark:SENTON SPLASH! NO! Darien Hacaga moves out of the way…
Rhino:Jimmy Jacobs is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Darien Hacaga now hooks up Jimmy Jacobs… Powerbomb! And Another… Just Words!
Rhino:Multiple Powerbombs by Darien Hacaga laying out Jimmy Jacobs…
Mark:Darien Hacaga now hooks up Jimmy Jacobs… MOUTH SHUT!
Rhino:The Powerbomb in to the Triange Choke…
Mark:Jimmy Jacobs is locked in the choke…
Rhino:Darien Hacaga is trying to get him to tap out…
Mark:JIMMY JACOBS TAPS OUT!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DARIEN HACAGA!
Rhino:Darien Hacaga is now heading to Glory to fight for the EWA Total Impact Championship against J-Twisted…
Mark:That should be one hell of a match up there… But its now time for more exciting EWA Action…
Non Title Match
Shawn Michaels vs JaRek
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall…Introducing first… From Atlantic City, Nj… Weighing in at 333 Pounds… JaREK!
(“You’re Ever So Inviting” plays as JaRek enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… The EWA Television Champion… Representing Degeneration X… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Mark:Shawn Michaels nails JaRek with right hands… JaRek shoves Shawn Michaels backwards in to the ropes… Shawn Michaels goes right after JaRek again… JaRek lifts up Shawn Michaels up high in the air…
Rhino:Where will he put Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Gorilla Press Slam! Dropping Shawn Michaels straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Boot! By JaRek laying out Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:JaRek is now putting the boots to Shawn Michaels right now…
Mark:JaRek lifts Shawn Michaels up by the hair and sends him in to the corner…
Rhino:JaRek is driving his boot right in to the throat of Shawn Michaels…
Mark:JaRek now pulls Shawn Michaels out of the corner… Side Walk Slam!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is in trouble…
Mark:JaRek covers Shawn Michaels 1…………………….2……………. Shawn Michaels kicks out…
Rhino:JaRek is now pulling Shawn Michaels back up on to his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now back up and JaRek now hooks up Shawn Michaels… Stalling Vertical Suplex!
Rhino:JaRek is letting the blood rush to The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Shawn Michaels escapes the suplex and now shoves JaRek off in to the corner..
Rhino:JaRek is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Low Dropkick! By Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:JaRek is limping around…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now grabs JaRek by the leg of Shawn Michaels… Dragon Screw Leg Whip! Taking JaRek off of his feet…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now looking to do more damage to the leg of JaRek…
Mark:Shawn Michaels hooks up JaRek… Figure Four Leg Lock!
Rhino:JaRek is in some pain at the moment in the center of the ring…
Mark:JaRek is trying to fight to the ropes…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is trying to keep him away from the ropes…
Mark:JaRek reaches out and grabs the ropes…
Rhino:JaRek is now limping back up on to his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now grabs JaRek by the leg again… JaRek kicks Shawn Michaels in the face with his other leg…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is getting back up…
Mark:JaRek now scoops up Shawn Michaels… Running Powerslam! No!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels slides off the shoulder of JaRek…
Mark:Belly to Back Suplex! By Shawn Michaels dropping JaRek right down on to the back of his head…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:The Showstopper Flies… Flying Elbow Drop!
Rhino:The Showstopper connects…
Mark:The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels is now tuning up the band…
Rhino:JaRek is now staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels got all of that kick…
Mark:Shawn Michaels covers JaRek 1……………………….2………………….3…………..HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SHAWN MICHAELS!
Rhino:The Showstopper pulls one out here tonight…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is celebrating… SPEAR!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace just slipped in to the ring and connected with the Spear on Shawn Michaels…
Mark:I guess that’s payback for earlier tonight…
Rhino:I think something is brewing here…
Mark:Lets now get to our Main Event…
CHAMPIONSHIP SHOWDOWN
William McConnell Vs J-Twisted
(“La La La” hits over the PA System as J-Twisted makes his way out from the back..)
PA Anouncer: The following contest is the Championship Showdown! Introducing first.. From Brick City, New Jersey.. Weighing in at 258 pounds.. He is the EWA TOTAL IMPACT CHAMPION.. J-TWISTED!
(“The Answer” hits over the PA System as William McConnell makes his way to ring..)
PA Anouncer: And his opponent.. From Evansville, Indiana.. Weighing in at 230 pounds.. He is the EWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.. The Answer.. WILLIAM MCCONNELL..
Mark: Total Impact Champion versus World Heavyweight Champion..
Rhino: Its a big match leading up to Glory.
Mark: McConnell goes in for the collar and elbow.. Both men tied up..
Rhino: J-Twisted has a it of a weight advantage against McConnell..
Mark: And he’s showing as he pushes McConnell towards a corner.. Ref calls for a clean break and he gets it..
Rhino: No cheap shots here. These are two guys who got respect.
Mark: Back to the center of the ring.. Collar and elb-no, McConnell goes behind.. J-Twisted swings the elbow, McConnell ducks and runs J-Twsited into the corner.. The ref calls for another break and he gets it.
Rhino: Like I said, these are two guys who aren’t gonna use tricks to get the upperhand..
Mark: Again to the center of the ring.. Collar and elbow.. McConnell with the headlock, but J-Twisted quickly shoves him off into the ropes.. Hip toss by J-Twisted!
Rhino: He got height on that!
Mark: McConnell quickly to his feet.. J-Twisted with another irish whip but McConnell reverses it and gets a kick to the get.. McConnell off the ropes on his own, but J-Twisted floors him with a shoulder block!
Rhino: J-Twisted was a bit quicker there.
Mark: J-Twisted off the ropes.. McConnell rolls towards him.. McConnell grabs the legs and J-Twisted goes face first into the mat!
Rhino: McConnell threw off what J-Twisted was gonna do by rolling closer.
Mark: McConnell up quick and drops an elbow to the back of J-Twisted’s head. McConnell getting J-Twisted to his feet now.. Big chop to the chest..
Rhino: Woooo!
Mark: Another chop puts J-Twisted against the ropes.. Irish whip.. J-Twisted reverses, holds on, and pulls McConnell in, nailing him with a back elbow. Dropkick by J-Twisted!
Rhino: Nice done there.
Mark: J-Twisted off the ropes.. Baseball slide!
Rhino: McConnell just got kicked right out of the ring under the ropes!
Mark: McConnell hit the ground with a thud. He’s slow to his feet.. Suicide Dive!
Rhino: J-Twisted with a high risk move and it paid off!
Mark: J-Twisted posing for the crowd before rolling McConnell into the ring.. Cover.. 1………………………… 2…….. McConnell kicks out.
Rhino: McConnell’s gonna have trouble kicking out if J-Twisted keeps up this offense.
Mark: J-Twisted gets McConnell to his feet.. Hooks him.. Suplex! J-Twisted stays on top of him and has locked in a sleepr..
Rhino: McConnell’s in trouble on the ground. J-Twisted can lay in his weight.
Mark: McConnell trying to fight out of it.. He’s getting to his feet.. Elbows to the gut of J-Twisted.. McConnell shoves J-Twisted into the ropes.. Sleeper By McConnell! Right into the neckdrop!
Rhino: McConnell bought himself some time.
Mark: Both men to their feet.. J-Twisted swings, but McConnell ducks.. McConnell shoves J-Twisted into the ropes.. High Dropkick!
Rhino: Right on the button!
Mark: J-Twisted back to his feet.. McConnell with a snapemare and a kick to the back.. McConnell with a flipping neckbreaker, wrenching everything in J-Twisted’s back! Cover.. 1………………………………….. 2………… J-Twisted kicks out.
Rhino: J-Twisted getting worn down now.
Mark: McConnell gets J-Twisted to his feet and hooks him.. Vertical suplex, plants J-Twisted. McConnell now going to the top rope.
Rhino: Whats he got in mind..
Mark: Looks like McConnells going for a moonsault.. But J-Twisted is back to his feet and racks McConnell!
Rhino: That didn’t pay off for the EWA World Heavyweight Champion.
Mark: J-Twisted hooks McConnell from behind.. Back Suplex from the top rope! Cover by J-Twisted! 1……………………………….. 2………………………. Kick out by McConnell!
Rhino: J-Twisted was able to save himself in that instance, but McConnell still had the where withall to kick out.
Mark: J-Twisted back to his feet.. He’s climbing the top turnbuckle..
Rhino: Now J-Twisted’s going high risk..
Mark: He’s waiting for McConnell to get up..
Rhino: He’s slow to his feet.
Mark: McConnell up.. J-Twisted with the double ax-SUPERKICK! McConnell with a superkick out of nowhere!
Rhino: WOW! J-Twisted went for the double axehandle and got caught with a mouth full of boot!
Mark: Both men are down, though.. McConnell can’t capitalise on the pin!
Rhino: The advantage is gonna go to whoever can get to their feet first..
Mark: It looks like that’s going to be McConnell.. McConnell sizing up J-Twisted up.. Jumping Neck-NO! J-Twisted moves out of the way..
Rhino: McConnell just landed right on his back.
Mark: J-Twisted picks McConnell up.. Hooks him from behind.. DDT!
Rhino: He planted him with that.
Mark: J-Twisted going to the top rope now..
Rhino: He crashed and burned earlier..
Mark: McConnell slow to his feet.. The Superman by J-Twisted!
Rhino: That paid off!
Mark: J-Twisted with the pin! 1……………………… 2………………………… 3-NO! McConnell kicks out!
Rhino: Wow, that was close!
Mark: J-Twisted picking McConnell up.. Looks like he’s going for a powerbomb.. No! McConnell spins out of it! He hooks J-Twisted! Q AND-NO! J-Twisted with elbows to the head of McConnell on the second part half of the move! J-Twisted hooks him for a suplex.. ONE HITTA QUITTA!
Rhino: That’s It!
Mark: 1………………………… 2……………………….. 3!
PA Announcer: Here’s your winner.. J-TWISTED!
Rhino: J-Twisted got nailed with the backbreaker, but was able to block the rest of the Q And A from William McConnell..
Mark: This was a hard fought match between two champions.. But on this night, the Total Impact Champion was better than the World Champion.
Rhino: Whats this say to McConnell’s opponents at Glory?
Mark: McConnell to his feet.. He makes eye contact with J-Twisted.. And the two shake hands!
Rhino: Just like they said they would.
Mark:We are out of time… Good Night Everyone!
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