Unholy Alliances 2009

Mark:We are live in Minneapolis, Minnesota for the Most Unholiest Night of the Year Unholy Alliances… And what a Main Event we have for everyone here tonight…

Rhino:The EWA World Heavyweight Championship is on the line when Triple H teams with Rob Van Dam to defend against Chris Jericho and Subway…

Mark:RVD makes his return to action on Pay Per View and is in the Main Event..

Rhino:It doesnt get any better than that…

Mark:It could… When its Double Jeopardy with the EWA Total Impact and EWA Television Championships are on the line… When The Rock teams with Lone Jobber to battle Josh Stewart and Randy Orton…

Rhino:Randy Orton and Josh Stewart have had their issues… Can they get along tonight? Is the big question…

Mark:Also tonight we will see Rivals Big Daddy Ace and Shane McMahon team up to battle Alan Matthews and Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:Shane McMahon and Big Daddy Ace look to set their differences aside for one night to become the Most Unholiest Tag Team in History? Can it be done? We shall see…

Mark:Its a big night tonight… So lets not waste anymore time and get to the ring for our opening contest…

Ted Dibiase Jr.& Gorch Fock vs Dangerous D & Drake Cooper

Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Cashville, Tn… Weighing in at 243 Pounds… DANGEROUS D!

(“Worlds Most Dangerous” plays as Dangerous D enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His partner…From Washington, D.C…. Weighing in at 245 Pounds… DRAKE COOPER!

(“Its All Over” plays as Drake Cooper enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponents… First… Weighing in at 265 Pounds… GORCH FOCK!

(“Toccata” plays as Gorch Fock enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His partner… From Palm Springs, Florida…Weighing in at 238 Pounds… Accompanied by Ivory… TED DIBIASE JR!

(“Pricless” plays as Ted Dibiase Jr. enters the arena…)

Mark:It will be Ted Dibiase Jr. and Drake Cooper starting things out for both sides… Ted Dibiase Jr. with a couple of hard right hands to Drake Cooper as he backs him up in to the ropes…

Rhino:Ted Dibiase Jr. has him backed in to the ropes right now…

Mark:Ted Dibiase Jr. is driving his knee right in to the midsection of Drake Cooper and now shoots him off in to the ropes… Drake Cooper comes off the ropes… HipToss!

Rhino:Drake Cooper is getting right back up on to his feet…

Mark:Ted Dibiase Jr. now scoops him up and slams him straight down to the canvas…

Rhino:Gorch Fock just tug himself in…

Mark:Gorch Fock is up on the top rope as Drake Cooper gets back up on to his feet… Flying Clothesline! Off the top rope…

Rhino:Nice clothesline right there by Gorch Fock…

Mark:Gorch Fock covers Drake Cooper 1…………….2………….Kickout by Drake Cooper…

Rhino:Drake Cooper is slowly getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Gorch Fock now whips Drake Cooper off in to the farside corner…

Rhino:Here comes Gorch Fock…

Mark:Gorch Fock charges in…Big Splash! No! Drake Cooper moves out of the way…

Rhino:Gorch Fock got nothing but Turnbuckle…

Mark:Drake Cooper reaches out and tags in Dangerous D…

Rhino:And here goes Dangerous D…

Mark:Dangerous D is opening up on Gorch Fock with right hands…

Rhino:Pent up aggression from Dangerous D coming out of him right now…

Mark:Big Right Hand! Knocks Groch Fock off of his feet… Gorch Fock gets back up on to his feet and Dangerous D takes him off of his feet with a running clothesline…

Rhino:Gorch Fock is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…

Mark:Dangerous D climbs the ropes and starts nailing him with right hands…

Rhino:Dangerous D is firing away…

Mark:Gorch Fock is staggering out of the corner… Dangerous D kicks Gorch Fock in the midsection… Stunner!

Rhino:Dangerous D is really on fire right now…

Mark:Dangerous D covers Gorch Fock 1……………….2…………3…No! Gorch Fock gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Close near fall right there…

Mark:Dangerous D is now heading up on to the top rope…

Rhino:It looks like Dangerous D is looking to put Gorch Fock away right here and now…

Mark:D-BOMB! NO! Ted Dibiase Jr shoves Dangerous D off the top rope and goes crashing to the canvas…

Rhino:Gorch Fock and Ted Dibiase Jr are both down on the canvas…

Mark:Gorch Fock is crawling to make the tag to Ted Dibiase Jr…

Rhino:Ted Dibiase Jr gets the tag..

Mark:Drake Cooper gets the tag as well… Ted Dibiase Jr goes for a right hand… Blocked by Drake Cooper who is hammering him with right hands…Drake Cooper hooks up Ted Dibiase Jr… Side Walk Slam!

Rhino:Ted Dibiase Jr is in trouble now…

Mark:Ted Dibiase Jr is now slow to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Dangerous D is back up on to his feet and is back in the ring…

Mark:Dangerous D charges at Ted Dibiase Jr… Ted Dibiase Jr ducks and Dangerous D just nailed Drake Cooper with a clothesline…

Rhino:Mis-Communication there…

Mark:Gorch Fock just pulled Dangerous D out of the ring…

Rhino:Drake Cooper is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:DREAM STREET!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…

Mark:Ted Dibiase Jr covers Drake Cooper 1…………………2……………3…….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here are your winners TED DIBIASE JR and GORCH FOCK!

Rhino:Our first Unholy Alliances match up is in the books and Ted Dibiase Jr and Gorch Fock come out victorious…

Mark:Still to come tonight what kind of team will Big Daddy Ace and Shane McMahon make when they team up against Doug Kinsella and Alan Matthews… But its now time for some EWA Womens Division Action in our next contest…

Alexis Laree & Megumi Kudo vs Angelina Love & Trish Stratus

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall.. Introducing first… Team Number One… First… From Koshigaya, Japan… Weighing in at 132 Pounds… MEGUMI KUDO!

(“Battle without Honor or Humanity” plays as Megumi Kudo enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Her partner… From Richmond, Virginia… Weighing in at 124 Pounds… Accompanied by William Steele…ALEXIS LAREE!

(“Decode” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponents… First… From Toronto,Ontario, Canada… Weighing in at 126 Pounds… TRISH STRATUS!

(“Keys to the City” plays as Trish Stratus enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Her partner…

Mark:Look Out!

Rhino:Megumi Kudo just jumped Trish Stratus as she came down the isle…

Mark:You could tell Megumi Kudo was a little unstable as the week went on and right now she is taking out her aggression on Trish Stratus…

Rhino:Megumi Kudo just rolled Trish Stratus back in to the ring…

Mark:Trish Stratus is slow to get back up on to her feet…

Rhino:Megumi Kudo is stalking out Trish Stratus…

Mark:Trish Stratus is back up… Megumi Kudo charges… Chick Kick!

Rhino:Nice Counter by Trish Stratus…

Mark:Megumi Kudo got caught square in the head with that kick from Trish Stratus… As Trish Stratus now covers Megumi Kudo 1…………………..2…………..3…No! Megumi Kudo kicks out…

Rhino:Trish Stratus is now waiting for Megumi Kudo to get back up on to her feet…

Mark:Trish Stratus hooks up Megumi Kudo… STRATUSFACTION!

Rhino:Blind Tag!

Mark:Alexis Laree just tug herself in and now she spins Trish Stratus around… LAREE DDT!

Rhino:Trish Stratus was planted…

Mark:Alexis Laree covers Trish Stratus 1……………….2…………..3……….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here are your winners ALEXIS LAREE and MEGUMI KUDO!

Rhino:Angelina Love never showed up to help out her partner tonight Trish Stratus and it cost the team the victory…

Mark:Still to come tonight we will see the EWA World Heavyweight Championship on the line when Rob Van Dam returns to pay per view to team up with the EWA World Champion Triple H to go up against Subway and Chris Jericho… But its back to the ring for some more Unholy Alliance Action…

Dante Daevain & Tyke Lucifer vs Troy “The Rampage” Joseph & Steele

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Nashville, Tn… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… STEELE!

(“Rebirth” plays as Steele enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His partner… From Shangra-La…Weighing in at 225 Pounds… TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!

(“Hall of Illusion” plays as Troy “The Rampage” Joseph enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponents…First…From Heaven-sent from The First Heaven… Weighing in at 327 Pounds… DANTE DAEVAIN!

(“Painting” plays as Dante Daevain enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His partner… From Miami, Fl… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… TYKE LUCIFER!

(“Crank Dat” plays as Tyke Lucifer enters the arena…)

Mark:Well here we go… As it will be Steele and Tyke Lucifer starting things out for their respective teams… Tyke Lucifer nails Steele with a couple of shots to start things off as he now backs him up in to the ropes… Tyke Lucifer with an irish whip… Reversal by Steele… Tyke Lucifer comes off the ropes… Hip Toss!

Rhino:Tyke Lucifer is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Steele with a rake to the eyes and now sets him up… Russian Leg Sweep! As Steele goes for the first pinfall of the match up 1……………..2……….. Tyke Lucifer kicks out…

Rhino:Tyke Lucifer is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Steele with a kick right to the shin of Tyke Lucifer and now scoops him up and slams him down to the canvas… Steele comes off the ropes and goes to drop an elbow down on to Tyke Lucifer… Tyke Lucifer moved out of the way…

Rhino:Tyke Lucifer is back up on his feet…

Mark:Steele is back up on to his feet and Tyke Lucifer nails him with a swinging neckbreaker and now covers Steele 1………………2…………Kickout by Steele…

Rhino:Tyke Lucifer just tug in Dante Daevain…

Mark:Dante Daevain is pulling Steele back up on to his feet… Jawbreaker! By Steele…

Rhino:Nice counter by Steele to stagger the big man…

Mark:Steele comes off the ropes… Clothesline!

Rhino:That clothesline knocked Dante Daevain back in to the ropes…

Mark:Steele charges in at Dante Daevain… Dante Daevain catches Steele and tosses him over the top rope with a Belly to Belly Suplex!

Rhino:Steele is hurting on the outside of the ring…

Mark:Dante Daevain goes out after Steele and now rams him in to the side of the ring before rolling him back in to the ring…

Rhino:Steele is holding on to his back as he tries to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Dante Daevain kicks him in the midsection… Powerbomb!

Rhino:Steele driven right in to the mat…

Mark:Dante Daevain covers Steele 1……………….2……………..Kickout by Steele…

Rhino:Dante Daevain is now waiting for Steele to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Dante Daevain goes behind Steele… German Suplex! No! Steele blocks and now goes behind Dante Daevain… Reverse DDT!

Rhino:Another nice counter by Steele on to Dante Daevain…

Mark:Steele now makes the tag to Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…

Rhino:First time we are seeing Troy “The Rampage” Joseph in a ring for a few weeks…

Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph starts to open up on Dante Daevain and nails him with right hands… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph whips Dante Daevain in to the ropes… Dropkick!

Rhino:Nice dropkick right there by Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…

Mark:Dante Daevain is getting back up on to his feet… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph with a hard uppercut to Dante Daevain… Face Crusher!

Rhino:Dante Daevain driven face first in to the mat…

Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph covers Dante Daevain 1……………..2……………3…No! Dante Daevain kicks out…

Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is going to Fly… Swanton Bomb! No! Dante Daevain gets his knees up…

Rhino:Right now Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:Dante Daevain goes behind Troy “The Rampage” Joseph and now hooks him up…The Last Look to Heaven!

Rhino:Dante Daevain could have him right here and now…

Mark:Dante Daevain covers Troy “The Rampage” Joseph 1………………2…………..3………..NO! Troy “The Rampage” Joseph gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Close near fall right there…

Mark:Tyke Lucifer just asked for the tag…

Rhino:Dante Daevain is looking at him like he is crazy…

Mark:Tyke Lucifer just reached over and tug himself in…

Rhino:It doesn’t look like Dante Daevain is too happy with that…

Mark:Tyke Lucifer and Dante Daevain are now getting in to a shoving match… Dante Daevain shoves Tyke Lucifer… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph charges… RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE!

Rhino:Dante Daevain looks at Tyke Lucifer down and is just walking away…

Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph covers Tyke Lucifer 1…………….2……….3……… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here are your winners STEELE and TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!

Rhino:Tyke Lucifer and Dante Daevain couldn’t function as a team and it cost them in the end here tonight…

Mark:Its a Double Jeopardy later tonight when the EWA Television and EWA Total Impact Championships will be on the line in the same match…But its back to the ring for more action…

No Holds Barred
Shane McMahon & Big Daddy Ace vs Doug Kinsella & Alan Matthews

Pa Anouncer:This Next contest is No Holds Barred… Introducing first… From Dayton, Ohio…Weighing in at 235 Pounds… DOUG KINSELLA!

(“Blackbird” plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His partner…From Grand Rapids, Mi…Weighing in a 248 Pounds… ALAN MATTHEWS!

(“Through Struggle” plays as Alan Matthews enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponents… First… From Boston, Mass…Weighing in at 273 Pounds… BIG DADDY ACE!

(“Enemy” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His partner… From Greenwich, Ct…Weighing in at 240 Pounds… The EWA Vice President… SHANE McMAHON!

(“Here Comes The Money” plays as Shane McMahon enters the arena…)

Mark:Well it is going to be Big Daddy Ace and Alan Matthews starting things out for their respective teams… Alan Matthews locks up with Big Daddy Ace and locks him up in a side headlock… Big Daddy Ace begins to power out of it and now goes behind Alan Matthews and now nails him in the back of the head with a couple of hard forearm shots…

Rhino:Those were some hard shots…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace now shoots Alan Matthews off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!

Rhino:Alan Matthews is staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace charges and takes him down with a clothesline…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is getting right back up on to his feet…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace now scoops up Alan Matthews and has him up on his shoulder… Alan Matthews escapes out of it and now rolls up Big Daddy Ace 1…………….2…………. Big Daddy Ace kicks out…

Rhino:Both men are getting right back up on to their feet…

Mark:Alan Matthews scores with an uppercut and takes Big Daddy Ace off of his feet…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is looking to focus in on a body part of the Boston Badass…

Mark:Alan Matthews now drops all of his weight down on to the leg of Big Daddy Ace… One more time all the weight of Alan Matthews goes right down on to the leg of Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is dragging Big Daddy Ace over to the ropes…

Mark:Alan Matthews has Big Daddy Ace’s leg on the middle rope… Alan Matthews goes to drop his weight down on to the leg of Big Daddy Ace but Big Daddy Ace pushes Alan Matthews over the top rope with his other leg…

Rhino:Alan Matthews just landed hard on the outside of the ring…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now making his way over to the corner and is looking to see if Shane McMahon will accept the tag and he does…

Rhino:I was surprised that he did to be honest with you…

Mark:Alan Matthews is back up on the apron… Shane McMahon charges in to the ropes and knocks Alan Matthews off the ring apron and to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Alan Matthews just hit his head on the guard rail…

Mark:Shane McMahon is now climbing up to the top rope and now dives off the top rope right down on to Alan Matthews…

Rhino:Look at the Boss Fly…

Mark:Shane McMahon is now rolling Alan Matthews back in to the ring…

Rhino:Shane just pulled a Trash Can out from underneath the ring…

Mark:Anything goes in this match up and right now Shane McMahon is lining up Alan Matthews… Alan Matthews sides steps Shane McMahon and Shane McMahon goes face first in to the trash can…

Rhino:Shane McMahon is now staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:Alan Matthews now scoops up Shane McMahon and slams him right down on to the Trash Can…

Rhino:Shane O Mac is hurting now…

Mark:Alan Matthews covers Shane McMahon 1……………2…………Kickout by Shane McMahon…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella just got tug in by Alan Matthews…

Mark:There is a bit of a relationship between Doug Kinsella and Shane McMahon so we will see how this situation is handled… As Shane McMahon is getting up on to his feet slowly…

Rhino:Will Doug Kinsella attack Shane?

Mark:Doug Kinsella hooks up Shane McMahon and nails him with a suplex…

Rhino:I guess he did…

Mark:Doug Kinsella now tags back in Alan Matthews…

Rhino:That was a hard tag right there…

Mark:Alan Matthews is now setting up the EWA Vice President and sends him off in to the ropes… Powerslam!

Rhino:Shane McMahon is in trouble…

Mark:Alan Matthews covers Shane McMahon 1……………2………3…No! Big Daddy Ace comes in and breaks it up…

Rhino:Close one right there and I am surprised that Big Daddy Ace made the save…

Mark:Alan Matthews is now going to the outside of the ring and it looks like he is going to get a table…

Rhino:Shane McMahon probably isnt going to like what happens with that table…

Mark:Alan Matthews is now opening up the table and rams Shane McMahon head first in to the table…

Rhino:The EWA Vice President has been laid out on the table…

Mark:This is not going to be good… Alan Matthews just tug in Doug Kinsella and told him to go to the top rope…

Rhino:It doesn’t look like Doug Kinsella is taking too kindly to the instructions from Alan Matthews and he is not going up to the top rope…

Mark:Well on second thought Rhino… It looks like Doug Kinsella is now going up on to the top rope…

Rhino:It looks like Doug Kinsella is going to fly…

Mark:Frog Splash! No! Big Daddy Ace came in to the ring and pulled Shane McMahon off the table…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella went crashing right in to the mat…

Mark:Shane McMahon is crawling to the corner and makes the tag…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is back up…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is opening up on Doug Kinsella with right hands… Big Daddy Ace now shoots Doug Kinsella off in to the corner… Big Daddy Ace charges in… Running Clothesline!

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace charges… SPEAR!

Rhino:That could be it right here…

Mark:Alan Matthews is in the ring and spins Big Daddy Ace around… DIRECT HIT!

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace has been laid out…

Mark:Doug Kinsella is now crawling on top of Big Daddy Ace as the referee makes the count 1……………………2……………..3……….NO! Big Daddy Ace gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Close one right there…

Mark:Doug Kinsella just made the tag to Alan Matthews…

Rhino:Alan Matthews is now setting up Big Daddy Ace up on the top rope…

Mark:Alan Matthews sets up Big Daddy Ace… Superplex! NO! Big Daddy Ace blocks and knocks Alan Matthews off the top rope…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now standing up on the top rope…

Mark:Alan Matthews staggers to his feet… SPEAR FROM THE TOP ROPE!

Rhino:Big Time Spear! Right there…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Alan Matthews 1……………..2……………3…………….NO! Alan Matthews gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:So close right there…

Mark:Alan Matthews is now slowly getting back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now waiting for Alan Matthews to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace now hooks up Alan Matthews… ACE CRUSHER! NO! Alan Matthews escapes… Both men charge at one another… Double Clothesline!

Rhino:Both men are down on the canvas right now…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace and Alan Matthews are crawling to their corners…

Rhino:Alan Matthews reaches out and makes the tag…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace reaches out… Shane McMahon turns his back on Big Daddy Ace and jumps off the apron…

Rhino:Shane McMahon just double crossed Big Daddy Ace…

Mark:It was Shane McMahon who proposed that they work as a tag team and now he turns on Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is waiting for Big Daddy Ace to turn around…

Mark:Doug Kinsella hooks him up… FINAL ENCOUNTER! Doug Kinsella covers Big Daddy Ace 1………………….2……………3………. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here are your winners DOUG KINSELLA and ALAN MATTHEWS!

Rhino:Shane McMahon has once agained screwed Big Daddy Ace…

Mark:You know that Big Daddy Ace will be looking to seek revenge on Shane McMahon for this one…

Rhino:You better believe it…

Mark:Right now its time for our first championship match up of the evening…

EWA Womens Championship Match
Kelly Kelly(c) & Justice Taylor vs Mya Denton & Stephanie McMahon

Pa Announcer:This next contest is for the EWA Womens Championship… Introducing first… Team Number One… First… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… STEPHANIE McMAHON!

(“All Grown Up” plays as Stephanie McMahon enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Her Partner… From Washington, D.C… Weighing in at 125 Pounds… MYA DENTON!

(“Spellbound” plays as Mya Denton enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponents…First…From New York, Ny…Weighing in at 125 Pounds… JUSTICE TAYLOR!

(“Call Me When Your Sober” plays as Justice Taylor enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Her partner… From Jacksonville, Fl…Weighing in at 108 Pounds… The EWA Womens Champion… KELLY KELLY!

(“Fully Alive” plays as Kelly Kelly enters the arena…)

Mark:It will be Kelly Kelly and Mya Denton starting things out… Mya Denton with a couple of hard chops to chest of the EWA Womens Champion…

Rhino:Wooo!

Mark:Kelly Kelly comes back with a couple of chops of her own to go right across the chest of Mya Denton…

Rhino:I say it again… Wooo!

Mark:Kelly Kelly now whips Mya Denton off in to the ropes… Hip Toss! No! Mya Denton blocks and now takes Kelly Kelly over with a Hip Toss of her own…

Rhino:The EWA Womens Champion is getting right back up…

Mark:Mya Denton now grabs Kelly Kelly by the hair and now backs her up in to the corner… Mya Denton is now driving her shoulder right in to the midsection of the EWA Womens Champion…

Rhino:Mya Denton is really driving her shoulder in to the midsection of Kelly Kelly…

Mark:Mya Dention now whips Kelly Kelly off in to the ropes… Tilt a Whirl Slam! Driving Kelly Kelly right in to the mat…Mya Denton covers Kelly Kelly 1………………2……………..Kickout by Kelly Kelly…

Rhino:The EWA Womens Champion is holding on to her midsection right now…

Mark:Mya Denton hooks up Kelly Kelly… Gut Buster!

Rhino:Another attempt to drive the air right out of Kelly Kelly…

Mark:Mya Denton covers Kelly Kelly again 1…………….2…………..Kickout once again by the EWA Womens Champion…

Rhino:Stephanie McMahon is asking for a tag right now…

Mark:Mya Denton shrugs her away…As Mya Denton now begins to pull Kelly Kelly up by her hair…Mya Denton whips Kelly Kelly off in to the ropes…Mya Denton goes for a clothesline… Kelly Kelly ducks and now comes off the ropes… Flying Headscissors Take Over! By the EWA Womens Champion…

Rhion:Mya Denton is now slowly getting back up on to her feet…

Mark:Kelly Kelly charges… Crossbody! 1…………….2………….. Mya Denton kicks out…

Rhino:Kelly Kelly just tug out to Justice Taylor…

Mark:Mya Denton is getting back up on to her feet… Justice Taylor comes off the ropes behind her… Running Bulldog! By Justice Taylor driving Mya Denton face first in to the mat…

Rhino:Mya Denton is now in trouble and probably could use a tag right now…

Mark:Mya Denton is trying to get back up… Justice Taylor charges and kicks Mya Denton right in the ribs…

Rhino:Big kick right there…

Mark:Justice Taylor covers Mya Denton 1…………..2……………Kickout by Mya Denton…

Rhino:Justice Taylor just tug back in Kelly Kelly…

Mark:Kelly Kelly is now hooking up Mya Denton for a DDT… Mya Denton blocks and now drives Kelly Kelly back in to the corner…

Rhino:Stephanie McMahon just tug herself in to the match up…

Mark:Stephanie McMahon now with a Snapmare! And Stephanie McMahon follows it up with a kick right to the back of the EWA Womens Champion…

Rhino:That had to hurt…

Mark:Stephanie McMahon covers Kelly Kelly 1……………….2…………..Kickout by Kelly Kelly…

Rhino:Stephanie McMahon is now backing up the EWA Womens Champion Kelly Kelly in to the corner…

Mark:Stephanie McMahon sets up Kelly Kelly up on the top ropes… SUPERPLEX!

Rhino:The EWA Womens Champion is in trouble now…

Mark:Stephanie McMahon covers Kelly Kelly 1………………..2…………..3…….NO! Kelly Kelly gets her shoulder up…

Rhino:Stephanie McMahon thought she had her there…

Mark:Kelly Kelly is trying to crawl to her corner…

Rhino:Stephanie McMahon is pulling Kelly Kelly up by her hair…

Mark:Stephanie McMahon hooks up Kelly Kelly… DDT! NO! Blocked… K2!

Rhino:Kelly Kelly just hit that out of no where…

Mark:Kelly Kelly covers Stephanie McMahon 1………………..2…………….3…..NO! Mya Denton makes the save…

Rhino:Mya Denton really wants to be EWA Womens Champion and she isnt going to let Kelly Kelly keep it…

Mark:Kelly Kelly and Stephanie McMahon are both back up on their feet… Kelly Kelly shoots Stephanie McMahon off in to the ropes…

Rhino:Blind Tag!

Mark:Chick Kick!

Rhino:Stephanie McMahon has been knocked out…

Mark:Mya Denton is in the ring… IMPACT! To Kelly Kelly…

Rhino:Justice Taylor is just watching on…

Mark:Mya Denton covers Kelly Kelly 1………………..2…………..3………… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here are your winners STEPHANIE McMAHON and NEW EWA Womens Champion MYA DENTON

Rhino:Mya Denton is the new leader of the EWA Womens Division…

Mark:Mya Denton is the happiest woman in this arena tonight… But will she be at May-Hem? As we now get set for some Double Jeopardy Action..

Double Jeopardy Match
EWA Television Championship vs EWA Total Impact Championship
The Rock(c) & Lone Jobber vs Josh Stewart(c) & Randy Orton

Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Double Jeopardy Match for the EWA Total Impact and EWA Television Championships… Introducing first… Team Number One… First…From St. Louis, Missouri… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… The Total Impact Champion… RANDY ORTON!

(“Voices” plays s Randy Orton enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His partner…From West Hurley, Ny… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… The EWA Total Impact Champion… JOSH STEWART!

(“Way of the Fist” plays as Josh Stewart enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponents… First…From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… El Presidente LONE JOBBER!

(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His partner…From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… The EWA Television Champion… THE ROCK!

(“Is Cookin” plays as The Rock enters the arena…)

Mark:Well the bell has sounded and this one is underway… It will be the two official champions The Rock and Josh Stewart starting things out for both sides…

Rhino:This should be interesting…

Mark:The Rock nails Josh Stewart with a couple of right hands…

Rhino:Josh Stewart is firing back with right hands of his own…

Mark:Josh Stewart whips The Rock off in to the ropes… Flapjack! By Josh Stewart dropping The Rock face first in to the mat…

Rhino:The Rock is getting back up…

Mark:Backflip Kick! By Josh Stewart catching The Rock right in the face…

Rhino:Nice move by Josh Stewart…

Mark:Josh Stewart covers The Rock 1……………..2…………….Kickout by The Rock… As Josh Stewart now heading to the ring apron…

Rhino:The Rock is staggeirng back up on to his feet…

Mark:Springboard Clothesline! No! Samoan Drop! By The Rock…

Rhino:Nice counter by the EWA Television Champion…

Mark:The Rock trying to gather himself right now and falls backwards and tags in Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Lone Jobber and Josh Stewart have some history together…

Mark:Lone Jobber pulls Josh Stewart back up on to his feet and now kicks him in the midsection… Swinging Neckbreaker! By Lone Jobber…

Rhino:El Presidente is now heading up on to the middle rope…

Mark:Bulldog! By Lone Jobber driving the EWA Total Impact Champion face first in to the canvas…

Rhino:Lone Jobber started to go for a cover and realized that if he wants to become the EWA Total Impact Champion he is going to need to either make Josh Stewart tap out or knock him out…

Mark:Josh Stewart lost the EWA Total Impact Championship last year in this same type of match up to Shawn Michaels… He hopes history doesn’t repeat itself here tonight…

Rhino:Lone Jobber has now gone to the outside of the ring and is bringing in a Steel Chair…

Mark:Josh Stewart is back up on to his feet.. Lone Jobber swings… Josh Stewart ducks the chair shot… Lone Jobber turns back around… Return of the Stew!

Rhino:The 720 Round House Kick by Josh Stewart as he knocks the steel chair back in to the face of Lone Jobber…

Mark:Randy Orton just tug himself in and covers Lone Jobber 1……………..2…………….3….No! Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Lone Jobber hasnt forgotten about what Randy Orton did to him last week and punting him in the head…

Mark:Randy Orton claims to be the Total Impact Champion but right now he is looking to do more damage to Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Randy Orton charges and kicks him right in the midsection…

Rhino:The Legend Killer is stalking Lone Jobber right now…

Mark:Randy Orton begins to slowly stomp away at Lone Jobber…

Rhino:The former EWA World Champion is not looking so good right now…

Mark:Lone Jobber is getting back up on to his feet… Randy Orton lines him up… RKO! NO! Lone Jobber counters and shoves Randy Orton in to the ropes… LOW CARD KICK!

Rhino:Lone Jobber got all of that kick…

Mark:Lone Jobber covers Randy Orton 1……………..2………… Lone Jobber just pulled Randy Orton up…

Rhino:Lone Jobber wants to be EWA Total Impact Champion… He doesn’t want to beat Randy Orton…

Mark:Lone Jobber just tug in The Rock…

Rhino:The Rock is now about to open up on Randy Orton…

Mark:The Rock with right hands to the Legend Killer and now sends him off in to the ropes… SPINEBUSTER! By The Rock… As The Rock covers Randy Orton 1………………2………….3…..NO! Lone Jobber broke it up…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is on a mission tonight and he isnt even going to let his partner get the victory..

Mark:The Rock and Lone Jobber are exchanging some words right now…

Rhino:Randy Orton is crawling to his corner…

Mark:Josh Stewart gets the tag…

Rhino:The Rock doesn’t know it…

Mark:The Rock turns around and Josh Stewart grabs him and starts nailing him with Trapping Headbutts!

Rhino:The EWA Television Champion is dazed right now…

Mark:Josh Stewart hooks him up… EYE FOR AN EYE!

Rhino:Big move right there by the EWA Total Impact Champion…

Mark:Josh Stewart covers The Rock 1…………………..2……………….3……NO! Lone Jobber once again makes the save for his team…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is out to do one thing and lead his team to victory…

Mark:Josh Stewart right now is heading up on to the top rope…

Rhino:This could be a mistake…

Mark:BROKEN SANITY! NO! Lone Jobber came in and drug The Rock out of the way…

Rhino:Lone Jobber pulled him to his corner and just tug himself in…

Mark:Josh Stewart is dazed as he staggers up on to his feet… Lone Jobber lines him up… THE GIMMICK!

Rhino:Josh Stewart could be out of it in the center of the ring…

Mark:Lone Jobber grabs him by the legs… Here it comes… No! Josh Stewart pushes him off…

Rhino:Josh Stewart is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Lone Jobber comes off the ropes… ENTER THE STEW! NO! Lone Jobber grabs the leg and trips of Josh Stewart… BOSTON CRAB!

Rhino:Josh Stewart is trapped in the center of the ring…

Mark:Lone Jobber has it locked in…

Rhino:Can Josh Stewart make it to the ropes…

Mark:Josh Stewart is crawling… Lone Jobber pulls him back in to the ring…

Rhino:Will Josh Stewart Hang On?

Mark:JOSH STEWART TAPS OUT!

Pa Announcer:Here are your winners and Still EWA Television Champion THE ROCK and NEW EWA Total Impact Champion LONE JOBBER!

Rhino:Lone Jobber has finally done it… He is now the EWA Total Impa…

Mark:PUNT TO THE HEAD! NO! Lone Jobber moved out of the way… THE GIMMICK! To Randy Orton!

Rhino:Randy Orton just tried to punt Lone Jobber’s head off for a second week in a row and ruin his celebration…

Mark:Lone Jobber looks at the EWA Total Impact Championship and smiles… PUNT TO THE HEAD! By Lone Jobber to Randy Orton!

Rhino:Talk about Payback…

Mark:Lone Jobber is celebrating as EWA Total Impact Champion and right now we are heading to the back where Kent Richardson is standing by with the EWA World Champion Triple H…Kent…

Kent:Triple H, we just saw one of your biggest rivals Lone Jobber win the EWA Total Impact Championship… In just a few moments you will be defending your EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Your thoughts?

HHH:My thoughts are this…

(A Voice is heard in the distance)

???:Hunter!

(From Down the hallway appears Shawn Michaels in a Wheel Chair)

HHH:Shawn! What are you doing here?

HBK:You know I couldn’t miss your match tonight…

HHH:Why didn’t you tell me you were coming?

HBK:I wanted to surprise you…

HHH:How are you?

HBK:Dont worry about me Hunter… Worry about your title… I’ll be able to take care of myself…

HHH:You sure?

HBK:Im sure Hunter… You go represent DX Style!

HHH:You got it… Kent… ITS GAME ON!

Kent:Well back to you guys…

Mark:What an emotional moment as Shawn Michaels shows up here tonight at Unholy Alliances in a Wheel Chair… Right now lets send it to the ring for the introductions for tonights Main Event…

EWA World Championship Match
Triple H(c) & Rob Van Dam vs Chris Jericho & Subway

Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers… First… From Wildwood, NJ… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… Accompanied by Megumi Kudo… SUBWAY!

(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His partner… From Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada… Weighing in at 225 Pounds… Y2J CHRIS JERICHO!

(“Break The Walls Down” plays as Chris Jericho enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponents…First… From Battle Creek, Michigan… Weighing in at 237 Pounds… ROB VAN DAM!

(“Walk” plays as Rob Van Dam enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His partner… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… The Game TRIPLE H!

(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)

Mark:It will be Rob Van Dam and Chris Jericho starting things out for their respective teams… RVD and Chris Jericho lock up in the center of the ring as both men begin to battle for position…

Rhino:This is the first time we are seeing RVD in action for a while now and its in the Main Event for the World Heavyweight Championship…

Mark:Chris Jericho with a headlock on RVD as Rob Van Dam tries to fight his way out of it… RVD shoves Chris Jericho off in to the ropes… RVD goes for a clothesline… Chris Jericho ducks and now comes off the farside… Monkey Flip! By RVD sending Chris Jericho across the ring…

Rhino:Chris Jericho is taking his time to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Chris Jericho now goes and tags in Subway…

Rhino:Well this one should be interesting…

Mark:Subway and RVD lock up now… RVD and Subway trading shots back and forth in the center of the ring…Subway now with a knee to the midsection of Rob Van Dam and now with a double underhook and continues to drive his knees in to the midsection of RVD… Double Underhook Suplex! By Subway to RVD… Subway covers RVD 1…………2………Kickout by RVD…

Rhino:RVD is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…

Mark:Subway charges in at RVD… RVD gets his boot up…

Rhino:Subway is spinning around…

Mark:Spin Heel Kick! By RVD to Subway… Rob Van Dam now covers Subway 1………..2…….Kickout by Subway…

Rhino:Rob Van Dam is bringing Subway over to the corner and Triple H takes the tag from Rob Van Dam…

Mark:This is the moment Triple H has wanted… To finally get his hands on Subway…

Rhino:We saw Shawn Michaels earlier on in the wheel chair right before the match and he is in the wheel chair thanks to Subway…

Mark:Triple H opens up on Subway and starts nailing him with right hands… Triple H sends him off in to the ropes… Clothesline! By the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…

Rhino:Triple H is now mounting Subway…

Mark:The Game continues to fire away with right hands to Subway…

Rhino:Subway is really taking shot after shot from Triple H…

Mark:Subway is slow to get back up on to his feet… Triple H hooks him up and takes him over with a vertical suplex…

Rhino:Triple H just tagged in RVD…

Mark:RVD with a Slingshot Leg Drop! Right down on to Subway…

Rhino:Im surprised Triple H tagged out so quickly…

Mark:RVD covers Subway again 1……………2…………Kickout by Subway… Back to your point Rhino… I was surprised as well…

Rhino:Maybe Triple H is picking his spots…

Mark:You can tell Chris Jericho wants back in to this match up…

Rhino:Subway is taking a beating…

Mark:RVD scoops up Subway and slams him down to the canvas… RVD comes off the ropes… Rolling Thunder!

Rhino:Its been a while since we have seen that…

Mark:Rob Van Dam covers Subway 1…………2……….3…..No! Chris Jericho comes in and breaks it up…

Rhino:RVD tags back in Triple H…

Mark:Triple H now picks up Subway and throws him in to the corner…

Rhino:Triple H is now about to open up on Subway…

Mark:Triple H goes for a right hand… Subway blocks and starts firing back at Triple H…

Rhino:Look at Subway go…

Mark:Big Right Hand! By Subway knocking Triple H off of his feet…

Rhino:Chris Jericho is asking for the tag…

Mark:Subway just flipped of Chris Jericho… Subway turns back around and charges at Triple H… The Game ducks the right hand… Knee Buster!

Rhino:That split second he turned his attention to Chris Jericho took Subway off of his game…

Mark:Subway is spinning around… Spinebuster! By Triple H driving Subway in to the mat…

Rhino:The X-Core Soldier is in trouble…

Mark:Triple H covers Subway 1……………….2…………..3……..NO! Chris Jericho once again comes in to break it up…

Rhino:Chris Jericho wants his opportunity to beat Triple H for the EWA World Title so he is saving his partner Subway…

Mark:Subway is trying to pull himself back up on to his feet… Triple H with a couple of chops across the chest of Subway and now sends him off in to the ropes… Running High Knee!

Rhino:Subway looks to be out of it right now after taking the knee to the face from Triple H…

Mark:Triple H is now waiting for Subway to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:This could be it now…

Mark:Triple H hooks up Subway… PEDIGREE! NO! Countered! Low Blow!

Rhino:That just stopped Triple H in his tracks…

Mark:Both men are in need of a tag right now…

Rhino:Triple H tags in RVD…

Mark:Subway doesn’t tag in Chris Jericho…

Rhino:Chris Jericho is furious…

Mark:RVD with knees to Subway and now sets up Subway… Windmill Kick! No! Subway ducks… School Boy! 1………………2…………..3……NO! RVD kicks out…

Rhino:Subway is staggering around…

Mark:Chris Jericho just reached out and tug himself in…

Rhino:RVD is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:CODEBREAKER! TO RVD!

Rhino:RVD is out!

Mark:Chris Jericho covers RVD 1……………………2…………….3…………NO! Triple H comes in and breaks it up…

Rhino:Triple H and Chris Jericho are trading shots right now back and forth…

Mark:Chris Jericho with an Enziguri! To Triple H knocking him out of the ring…

Rhino:RVD is now slow to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Running Bulldog!

Rhino:RVD has been laid out in the center of the ring…

Mark:LIONSAULT! Connects! Chris Jericho covers RVD 1………………….2…………………3……………..NO! RVD gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Chris Jericho thought he has RVD beat right there…

Mark:Chris Jericho is now setting up RVD…

Rhino:This isnt going to be good…

Mark:WALLS OF JERICHO!

Rhino:Can RVD survive the Walls of Jericho?

Mark:RVD is trying to crawl to the ropes…

Rhino:If RVD taps… Triple H loses the EWA World Championship…

Mark:RVD is crawling to the ropes…

Rhino:Triple H is in the ring…

Mark:Triple with a clothesline from behind to Chris Jericho breaking up the Walls of Jericho…

Rhino:Subway just tagged himself in as Chris Jericho fell forward…

Mark:Triple H just pulled Chris Jericho out of the ring…

Rhino:Subway is now waiting for RVD to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Triple H just sent Chris Jericho in to the Steel Steps!

Rhino:RVD is back up…

Mark:SUBLINE! NO! RVD Ducks… Windmill Kick!

Rhino:Subway has been laid out…

Mark:RVD quickly heads to the top rope… FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH!

Rhino:That’s Gotta Be It!

Mark:RVD covers Subway 1……………….2……………..3……….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here are your winners ROB VAN DAM and STILL EWA World Champion TRIPLE H!

Rhino:Triple H is still the champion?

Mark:I guess RVD couldn’t win the EWA World Championship…

Rhino:RVD is looking around like how didn’t he win the title…

Mark:Rob Van Dam just grabbed the EWA World Championship from the time keeper and is walking through the crowd holding up the EWA World Championship…

Rhino:Who has claim to the title? RVD or Triple H?

Mark:Triple H is the champion… Rob Van Dam has the Belt though… The Road to May-Hem has begun… Good Night Everyone!