High Stakes 2009
Mark:We are live in Las Vegas for the one night of the year when the Stakes of the EWA are determined by the High Stakes Gimmick Wheel and what a Double… Make that Triple Main Event we have for everyone here tonight Rhino… Which all starts with the EWA World Heavyweight Championship Match when Rob Van Dam defends against Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella went through Big Daddy Ace to get this shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Title and he looks to end the reign of Rob Van Dam before it really begins…
Mark:Also tonight the EWA Total Impact Championship will be on the line when Lone Jobber defends the gold against Troy “The Rampage” Joseph and Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Can Dead Eye or Rampage put the Law and Order in his place… We will find out later tonight…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace will meet Shane McMahon one on one with alot at stake…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace will become Vice President for a month is he can beat Shane McMahon tonight…
Mark:If Shane McMahon beats Big Daddy Ace… Big Daddy Ace will have to work for Shane McMahon…
Rhino:That could be really interesting…
Mark:We have so much to get to and lets not waste any more time and lets get set for our opening contest…
Steele vs Chris Kane
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Orlando, Florida… Weighing in at 320 Pounds… CHRIS KANE!
(“I Stand Alone” plays as Chris Kane enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Nashville, Tn… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… STEELE!
(“Rebirth” plays as Steele enters the arena….)
Kent:Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time to Spin The Wheel to see what type of match up these two superstars will be having…
(Wheel is Spun)
Kent:This match up will be… A BARBED WIRE CAGE MATCH!
Mark:The EWA Ring Crew is lowering the Barbed Wire Cage that is hanging above the ring…
Rhino:It looks like these two guys are ready to rock and roll…
Mark:The cage is in place and the referee calls for the bell… Steele gets up in to the face of Chris Kane and nails him with a couple of hard uppercuts right underneath the jaw of Chris Kane…
Rhino:Steele is backing him up in to the ropes…
Mark:Steele now whips Chris Kane off in to the ropes… Steele goes for a clothesline… Chris Kane ducks the clothesline and Chris Kane comes off the ropes… Running Shoulder Block!
Rhino:That took Steele right off of his feet…
Mark:Steele gets back up and Chris Kane scoops him up and slams him straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Here comes Chris Kane…
Mark:Chris Kane comes off the ropes… Leg Drop! Connects… As Chris Kane covers Steele 1……………….2……….Kickout by Steele…
Rhino:Steele is slowly getting back up…
Mark:Chris Kane with right hands as he is now backing Steele up in to the corner…
Rhino:Chris Kane is really connecting with those shots…
Mark:Chris Kane now sends Steele off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Chris Kane is picking up a full head of steam…
Mark:Running Splash! No! Steele moves out of the way…
Rhino:Steele got out of the way and Chris Kane goes crashing in to the corner…
Mark:Steele grabs Chris Kane by the head and now rams him face first in to the Barbed Wire Cage…
Rhino:Barbed Wire on Skin doesn’t feel good…
Mark:Chris Kane is staggering around and Steele tosses him in to the other side of the cage…
Rhino:Chris Kane seems dazed right now…
Mark:Steele charges in with a clothesline… Chris Kane ducks… Samoan Drop!
Rhino:Nice counter after seeming to be out of it…
Mark:Chris Kane covers Steele 1………………….2…………..3……No! Steele kicks out…
Rhino:Steele is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Chris Kane scoops up Steele on his shoulders…
Rhino:This is not where Steele wants to be…
Mark:Chris Kane goes to toss him in to the cage… Steele slides off and shoves him in to the Barbed Wire…
Rhino:It looks like Chris Kane has been busted open…
Mark:Steele now spins Chris Kane around… BESSEMER PROCESS!
Rhino:Chris Kane has been bloodied and now seems to be knocked out…
Mark:Steele covers Chris Kane 1………………2…………..3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner STEELE!
Rhino:A very solid victory here tonight for Steele…
Mark:Still to come tonight we will see if Doug Kinsella can take home the EWA World Heavyweight Championship when he challenges Rob Van Dam… As we now get set for more action…
Velvet Sky vs Lilith Evans
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From The Big Apple… Weighing in at 125 Pounds… VELVET SKY!
(“Angel On My Shoulder” plays as Velvet Sky enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent…From Baltimore,Maryland… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… LILITH EVANS!
(“Thoughtless” plays as Lilith Evans enters the arena…)
Kent:It now time to find out which match up these two lovely ladies will be competing in…
(Wheel is Spun)
Kent:It will be an I QUIT MATCH!
Mark:Before the referee could call for the bell Velvet Sky attacks Lilith Evans with a clothesline…
Rhino:Velvet Sky is choking Lilith Evans at the moment…
Mark:Velvet Sky is now pulling Lilith Evans up by the hair and now backs her up in to the corner…
Rhino:Velvet Sky has her boot right up underneath the throat of Lilith Evans in the corner…
Mark:Velvet Sky now whips Lilith Evans off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:It looks like Velvet Sky has her lined up…
Mark:Velvet Sky charges in at Lilith Evans… Lilith Evans moves out of the way and Velvet Sky goes running in to the corner…
Rhino:Velvet Sky is staggering backwards…
Mark:Lilith Evans with a low dropkick taking the leg right out from underneath of Velvet Sky…
Rhino:Velvet Sky is limping around…
Mark:Lilith Evans now kicks Velvet Sky right in her ankle and now grabs her by the leg… Dragon Screw Leg Whip!
Rhino:Velvet Sky is rolling around the ring in pain…
Mark:Lilith Evans now stretches the leg and stomps right on the ankle of Velvet Sky…
Rhino:Lilith Evans continues to work over the leg of Velvet Sky…
Mark:Velvet Sky is trying to get back up on to her feet… Lilith Evans with a leg trip and takes her right off of her feet…
Rhino:It looks like Lilith Evans is looking to put Velvet Sky away…
Mark:Ankle Lock!
Rhino:Velvet Sky is trapped in the center of the ring…
Mark:The referee is asking if Velvet Sky wants to quick…
Rhino:Will she say I Quit?
Mark:Velvet Sky says She Quits! Its Over!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LILITH EVANS!
Rhino:Lilith Evans picked apart Velvet Sky and made her quit tonight…
Mark:What type of match up will it be when Mya Parks challenges Stephanie McMahon for the EWA Womens Championship… We will find out later as we now get set for our next High Stakes Match Up…
Subway vs Al Snow
Kent:Lets switch things up and lets find out what match up we will be seeing next…
(Wheel is Spun)
Kent:Our Next Match up will be… A PARKING LOT BRAWL!
Mark:Well our next contest is now a Parking Lot Brawl as Al Snow and Subway are being directed to the Parking Lot…
Rhino:This could get interesting with both of these men involved…
Mark:I am being told our Cameras are now in place as we all can see now and both Al Snow and Subway are moments away from the parking lot…
Rhino:Well there is Al Snow…
Mark:Head is no where to be found as we wait for Subway to appear…
Rhino:Al Snow is looking around for Subway at the moment…
Mark:Al Snow walks around…
Rhino:What The Hell!
Mark:As Al Snow walked by a car door glass shattered right in to his face…
Rhino:That’s Subway!
Mark:It appears as Subway kicked the car window and the glass broke in the face of Al Snow…
Rhino:Al Snow looks to be blinded…
Mark:Subway gets out of the car now grabs Al Snow by the head and rams him right in to the hood of the car…
Rhino:Al Snow is spinning around…
Mark:Subway charges and drives him back in to the side of a car…
Rhino:The last time Subway was anywhere near a car he ran over Shawn Michaels and we havent seen much of Shawn Michaels since then…
Mark:Subway scoops up Al Snow and slams him right down on to the concrete…
Rhino:What is Subway doing now?
Mark:Subway climbs up on top of the hood of the car… Elbow Drop! No! Al Snow rolls out of the way…
Rhino:Subway crashed hard in to the ground…
Mark:Al Snow appears to be able to see right now and now hooks up Subway and nails him with a Vertical Suplex driving him right back in to the ground…
Rhino:Where is Al Snow going?
Mark:It looks like he walking over to another car and just popped the trunk of one of the cars…
Rhino:Al Snow is digging around for something…
Mark:It looks like Al Snow has found someones golf clubs…
Rhino:Al Snow has mastered bowling… Now he wants to be Tiger Tiger Woods Ya’ll!
Mark:Subway tries getting back up and Al Snow sets up like he is going to swing and he nails Subway right in the midsection with the head of that golf club…
Rhino:Al Snow really reached back and connected with that swing…
Mark:Al Snow now turns him over and goes for the cover 1…………2………Subway kicks out…
Rhino:Al Snow picks back up the golf club…
Mark:Al Snow breaks the golf club right on the back of the X-Core Soldier…
Mark:Al Snow covers Subway again 1…………..2………Kickout by Subway once again…
Rhino:Subway is hurting right now…
Mark:Al Snow scoops up and slams Subway right back down…
Rhino:Al Snow is climbing up on top of a car right now…
Mark:Moonsault! No! Subway gets his knees up…
Rhino:That drives all the wind right out of Al Snow…
Mark:Subway is getting back up on to his feet and starts to nail Al Snow with right hands…
Rhino:Subway is really connecting with those shots…
Mark:Subway now charges… Al Snow ducks and back drops Subway on to the hood of the car…
Rhino:Nice counter by Al Snow…
Mark:Al Snow is climbing up on top of the car and is now setting up Subway…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good for Subway…
Mark:SNOW PLOW! NO! Subway escapes… DDT! Right down on to the hood of the car…
Rhino:Subway saved himself with that counter…
Mark:Subway covers Al Snow 1……………….2………….3……NO! Al Snow gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close near fall right there…
Mark:Subway now slides Al Snow right off the car and Subway goes face first in to the ground…
Rhino:Al Snow is now trying to pull himself back up on to his feet…
Mark:Subway is now opening up the car door and now grabs Al Snow…
Rhino:This will not be good…
Mark:Subway slams the door right on to the arm of Al Snow…
Rhino:Al Snow is in a lot of pain right now…
Mark:Al Snow is spinning around… Subway charges… SUBLINE!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:Subway covers Al Snow 1………………….2…………..3………..NO! Al Snow kicks out…
Rhino:Subway can not believe it…
Mark:Subway believed he had Al Snow beat…
Rhino:Subway just pulled out a Baseball Bat that was in the backseat of the car…
Mark:Subway is now lining up Al Snow… Subway swings… Al Snow ducks… Al Snow kicks Subway in the midsection… DDT!
Rhino:Subway has been laid out it looks like…
Mark:Al Snow covers Subway 1………………….2…………3……….NO! Subway kicks out…
Rhino:Al Snow is now picking up the baseball bat…
Mark:Subway is staggering back up… Al Snow swings… Subway ducks… SUBLINE! NO! Al Snow Ducks… SNOWPLOW!
Rhino:Subway was dropped head first on to the concrete…
Mark:Al Snow covers Subway 1…………………..2……………3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner AL SNOW!
Rhino:Al Snow picks up the victory here tonight over the X-Core Soldier…
Mark:Still tonight we will see Big Daddy Ace battle Shane McMahon with a lot at stake… Which we will get in to a little bit later on… As we now get set for our next contest…
Presidents Choice-Battle Royale
J-Twisted vs Dante Daevain vs Gorch Fock
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Heaven Sent from the First Heaven… Weighing in at 327 Pounds… DANTE DAEVAIN!
(“Painting” plays as Dante Daevain enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…Weighing in at 265 Pounds… GORCH FOCK!
(“Toccata” plays a Gorch Fock enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponent…From Brick City, NJ… Weighing in at 258 Pounds… J-TWISTED!
(“La La La” plays as J-Twisted enters the arena…)
Kent:Its time to find out what this match up is going to be…
(Wheel is Spun)
Kent:It will be… PRESIDENTS CHOICE!
(Lone Jobber appears on Hardcore Theater)
Jobber:So that’s really how much Shawn Michaels gets paid? I think we will need to… Wait… Oh Hello Everyone this is everyones favorite superstar, wait, I forgot, I should let the guy who actually uses that line finally say it. In any event, tonight this match up will be a Battle Royale! Yeah!
Mark:Well this should be interesting as the referee calls for the bell…
Rhino:I have never seen a three man battle royal before…
Mark:Neither have I… As right now J-Twisted goes right after Dante Daevain and starts nailing him with right hands…
Rhino:Look at J-Twisted connect with those shots…
Mark:J-Twisted now whips Dante Daevain off in to the ropes… Reversal by Dante Daevain as J-Twisted comes off the ropes… Big Boot!
Rhino:That rocked J-Twisted as he is trying to get back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Dante Daevain starts to charge in… Gorch Fock charges at Dante Daevain from behind… Running Bulldog!
Rhino:Dante Daevain was face first in to the mat…
Mark:Dante Daevain is staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:J-Twisted is back up…
Mark:Double Dropkick by Gorch Fock and J-Twisted…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is staggering backwards…
Mark:Gorch Fock and J-Twisted charge… Double Clothesline! And Dante Daevain has been sent over the top rope and to the floor he goes…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is gone…
Mark:Gorch Fock now grabs J-Twisted and tosses him over the top rope…
Rhino:J-Twisted landed on the apron…
Mark:Gorch Fock turns around… J-Twisted with a Springboard Clothesline!
Rhino:Nice move right there by J-Twisted…
Mark:Gorch Fock is staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:J-Twisted is lining him up…
Mark:ONE HITTA QUITTA! NO! Gorch Fock blocks with a Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Nice counter…
Mark:J-Twisted staggers back up on to his feet… Gorch Fock charges… Running Headscissors!
Rhino:J-Twisted landed on the apron again…
Mark:Gorch Fock thinks he tossed J-Twisted over the top rope…
Rhino:J-Twisted slides back in to the ring…
Mark:Gorch Fock charges at J-Twisted… J-Twisted ducks and pulls down the top rope… Gorch Fock goes Flying Over The Top Rope! Its Over!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner J-TWISTED!
Rhino:J-Twisted wins what was an interesting three person Battle Royal…
Mark:J-Twisted continues to pick up wins here in the EWA… As we now get set for our first title match of the evening…
EWA Womens Championship Match
Stephanie McMahon(c) vs Mya Parks
Pa Announcer:This next contest is for the EWA Womens Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger…From Washington, D.C… Weighing in at 125 Pounds…MYA PARKS!
(“Spellbound” plays as Mya Parks enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 135 Pounds…The EWA Womens Champion…STEPHANIE McMAHON!
(“All Grown Up” plays as Stephanie McMahon enters the arena…)
Kent:What type of match will these two ladies have tonight…
(Wheel is Spun)
Kent:Its a… SIN CITY BRAWL!
Mark:Its anything goes in this one as the referee calls for the bell… Stephanie McMahon locks up with Mya Parks… Mya Parks backs Stephanie McMahon up in to the ropes and now whips Stephanie McMahon off in to the farside… Stephanie McMahon comes off the ropes… Mya Parks charges and takes Stephanie McMahon off of her feet with a Headscissors…
Rhino:The EWA Womens Champion gets back up…
Mark:Mya Parks with a dropkick sending Stephanie McMahon through the ropes and to the outside of the ring goes the EWA Womens Champion…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon is frustrated on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Look Out! Mya Parks Flips herself over the top rope and right down on to Stephanie McMahon on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Mya Parks is determined to win the EWA Womens Championship here tonight as she takes it to Stephanie McMahon…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon gets rolled back in to the ring by Mya Parks…
Rhino:Mya Parks is now up on the top rope…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon staggers up… Flying Crossbody! No! Stephanie McMahon ducks and Mya Parks goes crashing in to the mat…
Rhino:Mya Parks crashed and burned right there…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon now turns Mya Parks over and now starts to choke the life out of the challenger…
Rhino:Mya Parks is trying to grasp for air…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon drops an elbow hard right in to the chest of Mya Parks and now goes for a quick cover 1………….2……Kickout by Mya Parks…
Rhino:Mya Parks is getting back up on to her feet…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon now hooks up Mya Parks and connects with a Vertical Suplex…
Rhino:The EWA Womens Champion is now heading to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon is bringing a trash can in to the ring…
Rhino:It is anything goes in the Sin City Brawl…
Mark:Mya Parks is getting back up on to her feet and now Stephanie McMahon scoops up Mya Parks and slams Mya Parks right down on to the trash can…
Rhino:The challenger is hurting right now after being slammed on the trash can…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon covers Mya Parks 1……………….2………….3….No! Mya Parks gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Mya Parks is holding on to her back as she gets back up on to her feet in the corner…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon with a couple of chops across the chest of Mya Parks and now whips her hard in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Mya Parks is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Enziguri! Right to the back of the head of the challenger…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon could have her right here and now…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon covers Mya Parks 1………………..2……………3……NO! Mya Parks gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Close one right there…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon has gone to the outside of the ring and has a street sign…
Rhino:Mya Parks is staggering back up on to her feet…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon swings… Mya Parks ducks… Drop Toe Hold! And Stephanie McMahon is across the middle rope…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:The 202! Right to Stephanie McMahon…
Rhino:The EWA Womens Champion is dazed on her feet…
Mark:Dragon Sleeper! By Mya Parks…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon is trapped in the center of the ring…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon is now trying to fight her way to the ropes to break the hold…
Rhino:Will the EWA Womens Champion tap out?
Mark:Stephanie McMahon pushes backwards and falls in to the ropes and the hold has to be broken…
Rhino:The EWA Womens Champion looks to be out of it right now…
Mark:Mya Parks is now picking up the street sign… Stephanie McMahon turns around and Mya Parks nails her right in the face with the Street Sign…
Rhino:The EWA Womens Champion is down and out…
Mark:Mya Parks covers Stephanie McMahon 1……………….2…………….3……NO! Stephanie McMahon kicks out…
Rhino:Mya Parks was half a second away from becoming the EWA Womens Champion for the second time…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon is trying to get back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Mya Parks is looking to put her away…
Mark:Mya Parks sets up Stephanie McMahon… IMPACT!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right here…
Mark:Mya Parks covers Stephanie McMahon 1………………….2………………..3……………NO! Stephanie McMahon gets her shoulder up at the last second…
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:Mya Parks is now going to the outside of the ring and is looking for something underneath the ring…
Rhino:Mya Parks has a singapore cane…
Mark:The EWA Womens Champion is staggering back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Mya Parks has her lined up…
Mark:Singapore Cane! No! Ducked by Stephanie McMahon… Stephanie McMahon kicks Mya Parks in the midsection… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:That could be it…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon covers Mya Parks 1…………………2……………3………….NO! Mya Parks gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon thought she had her right there…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon is now picking up the cane…
Rhino:Mya Parks looks to be out on her feet…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon swings the cane… Mya Parks ducks and now grabs the cane… Singapore Cane Shot!
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon is out on her feet…
Mark:IMPACT!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Mya Parks hooks the leg 1…………………2……………3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA Womens Champion MYA PARKS!
Rhino:Mya Parks has done it… She is now a Two Time EWA Womens Champion…
Mark:This was a back and forth brawl here in Sin City and Mya Parks is walking out as the EWA Womens Champion… Will Big Daddy Ace be able to walk out as the VP? Lets find out right now as we send it to the ring for the introductions…
Shane McMahon vs Big Daddy Ace
*If Big Daddy Ace wins, he gets control of the EWA for the Month of July*
*If Shane McMahon wins, Big Daddy Ace has to work for Shane McMahon*
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… The Vice President of the EWA… SHANE McMAHON!
(“Here Comes The Money” plays as Shane McMahon enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 273 Pounds… BIG DADDY ACE!
(“New Divide” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Kent:Lets spin the wheel and see what these two men will be competing in…
(Wheel is Spun)
Kent:It will be… HELL IN A CELL!
Rhino:This just takes things to a whole new level between these two…
Mark:There is so much at stake in this match up as the cell is being lowered around the ring… As if Big Daddy Ace wins he will be our Boss for a month… But if Shane McMahon wins… Big Daddy Ace has to work for him…
Rhino:I dont know if Big Daddy Ace can handle working for Shane McMahon..
Mark:Theres the bell and here we go…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace and Shane McMahon are face to face in the center of the ring…
Mark:This match up is months in the making… If not years… Shane McMahon strikes with a quick jab to Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace smiles after that shot…
Mark:Shane McMahon goes for a right hand… Big Daddy Ace blocks… Shane McMahon ducks the right hand from Big Daddy Ace and quickly runs out of the ring…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is going out after Shane McMahon…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is chasing Shane McMahon around the ring and now back in to the ring… Shane McMahon comes off the ropes and nails Big Daddy Ace with a flying forearm shot…
Rhino:Shane McMahon caught him off guard with that shot…
Mark:Shane McMahon is now putting the boots to Big Daddy Ace… As Big Daddy Ace is trying to get back up on to his feet… Shane McMahon scores with a couple of shots to the ribs and now sends Big Daddy Ace off in to the ropes…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace reversed it…
Mark:Shane McMahon comes off the ropes… Crossbody! Caught!
Rhino:Shane McMahon has been caught and Big Daddy Ace can do whatever he wants with him…
Mark:Fallaway Slam! By Big Daddy Ace… As Shane McMahon is backing up in to the corner…
Rhino:Shane McMahon is trying to back off in the corner…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace slaps Shane McMahon across the face and now whips him hard in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Shane McMahon went hard in to the corner…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace whips him back in to the other side as Shane McMahon comes out of the corner holding on to his back… Big Daddy Ace scoops him up… Snake Eyes!
Rhino:Shane McMahon is dazed…
Mark:Running Clothesline! By Big Daddy Ace sending Shane McMahon over the top rope and to the floor goes the EWA Vice President…
Rhino:Shane O Mac is in trouble now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is going out after Shane McMahon and now grabs him by the head and tosses Shane McMahon right in to the Cell Wall…
Rhino:How much is Big Daddy Ace loving this right now Mark…
Mark:You can see he is in enjoying it so much right now… As Big Daddy Ace has Shane McMahon and is now rubbing his face in to the cell wall…
Rhino:You can just see the pain on the face of Shane McMahon…
Mark:Five years ago when Big Daddy Ace and Shane McMahon it was Shane McMahon who came out victorious… Big Daddy Ace had also gone through the Mean Street Posse earlier that night as well…
Rhino:Very true and now Big Daddy Ace just has to focus in on Shane McMahon…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace with an irish whip and Shane McMahon goes back first in to the cell…Big Daddy Ace now rolls Shane McMahon back in to the ring…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is looking for something underneath the ring…
Mark:It looks like Big Daddy Ace has found himself a singapore cane…
Rhino:Shane McMahon is slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is back in the ring and now swings the Singapore Cane and nails Shane McMahon right in the ribs and one more time across the back of Shane McMahon…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is just taking it to Shane McMahon right now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace has gone back to the outside of the ring and has pulled a chair from out underneath the ring…
Rhino:Shane McMahon is slowly getting back up…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace swings… Shane McMahon ducks… Dropkick right in to the Steel Chair knocking it back in to the face of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:That was Shane McMahons opening to get back in to this match up…
Mak:Shane McMahon is trying to gather himself as he picks up the steel chair…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is back up…
Mark:Shane McMahon swings… Steel Chair Shot! Connects by Shane McMahon as he connected square on with that shot on to Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is trying to get back up after that shot…
Mark:Shane McMahon has the point of the chair and drives it right in to the lower back of Big Daddy Ace as he was trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Shane McMahon is showing off his ability to swing a steel chair…
Mark:Shane McMahon now drops the chair and is now hooking up Big Daddy Ace… DDT! On to the Steel Chair!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is in trouble now…
Mark:Shane McMahon with the cover 1…………………..2…………..3….No! Big Daddy Ace gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Shane McMahon is now the one who is going to the outside of the ring for a weapon…
Mark:Shane McMahon has found himself a trash can…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Shane McMahon charges… Trash Can Shot! No! Big Daddy Ace moves and Shane McMahon nailed the referee right in the head with the Trash Can…
Rhino:It looks like the referee has been knocked out after that shot…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace spins Shane McMahon around and now has him up on his shoulders…
Rhino:This is not where Shane McMahon wants to be…
Mark:Shane McMahon slides off of his shoulders and picks up the trash can… Big Daddy Ace turns around and gets nailed right in the face with the trash can…
Rhino:We have the EWA Medical Staff unlocking the cell door now to get the referee out of the ring…
Mark:Shane McMahon now whips Big Daddy Ace in to the corner… Running Dropkick!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is down in the corner…
Mark:Shane McMahon is now trying to wedge the trash can in between the ropes…
Rhino:We know what Shane McMahon has planned here…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace looks to be out as Shane McMahon climbs up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Big Chance….
Mark:COAST TO COAST! CONNECTS!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace looks to be completely out of it after that…
Mark:Shane McMahon pulls him out of the corner and goes for the cover…
Rhino:There is no referee…
Mark:Shane McMahon is now screaming for another referee to come out…
Rhino:I dont see anyone coming…
Mark:Wait here comes…WILLIAM McCONNELL!
Rhino:The EWA Commissioner William McConnell has come out from the back and hes wearing a referee’s shirt…
Mark:Shane McMahon hooks the leg of Big Daddy Ace 1…………………..2………………..3………….NO! Big Daddy Ace gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Shane McMahon is livid after that…
Mark:Shane McMahon believed he has Big Daddy Ace beat after the Coast to Coast but there was no referee…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Shane McMahon is now picking up the steel chair…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace looks to be out on his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace turns around… STEEL CHAIR SHOT! NO! Big Daddy Ace ducks… SPEAR!
Rhino:What a Spear!
Mark:Big Daddy Ace falls on top of Shane McMahon 1……………….2……………3…….NO! Shane McMahon gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now trying to regroup…
Mark:Shane McMahon has rolled out of the ring and is now trying to leave the cage…
Rhino:The door was opened when they took the referee out…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is going after Shane McMahon…
Rhino:Shane McMahon is out of the cell…
Mark:Shane McMahon is trying to crawl up the ramp… Big Daddy Ace grabs Shane McMahon and nails him with a big right hand…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is dragging Shane McMahon by the legs back towards the cell…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace has Shane McMahon setup… SLINGSHOT! Shane McMahon grabs on to the cell and is climbing up the cell…
Rhino:What a move by Shane McMahon to latch on to the cell and begin climbing up on to the top of it…
Mark:Shane McMahon is climbing to the top of the cage…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now following him up there…
Mark:Look Out! Gorch Fock has hit the ring and and is stopping Big Daddy Ace from going up on to the top of the cage…
Rhino:Gorch Fock and Big Daddy Ace are now trading shots…
Mark:Gorch Fock goes for a clothesline… Big Daddy Ace ducks and has him up on his shoulders… ACE CRUSHER!
Rhino:Gorch Fock has been laid out…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now climbing up the cell…
Rhino:Shane McMahon has had time to regroup…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is up on top of the cell… Shane McMahon and Big Daddy Ace are now slugging it out on the top of the cell…
Rhino:Look at the two of them go…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace with a big right hand knocking Shane McMahon off of his feet…
Rhino:Shane McMahon is trying to back away…
Mark:Low Blow! By Shane McMahon stopping Big Daddy Ace in his tracks…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace has been stopped in his tracks…
Mark:DDT on to the Steel! By Shane McMahon…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace looks to be out of it now…
Mark:Shane McMahon is now trying to decide on his next move..Shane McMahon grabs Big Daddy Ace and is trying to toss him off the cell…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is trying to stop…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace puts the breaks on and nails Shane McMahon in the ribs…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is fighting back…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace has Shane McMahon up on his shoulders… ACE CRUSHER! NO! Shane McMahon escapes… Dropkick!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is close to the edge…
Mark:Shane McMahon charges… Big Daddy Ace charges at Shane McMahon… SPEAR!
Rhino:What a Spear!
Mark:Shane McMahon has been laid out on top of the cell and now Big Daddy Ace is looking around right now…
Rhino:I think Big Daddy Ace is looking to punish Shane McMahon…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace sets up Shane McMahon… POWERBOMB THROUGH THE CELL!
Rhino:OH MY GOD!
Rhino:Shane McMahon isnt moving…
Mark:The crowd is stunned as Shane McMahon went through the cell…
Rhino:William McConnell is checking on Shane McMahon…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is climbing down the cell right now and back in to the ring…
Rhino:All Big Daddy Ace has to do is cover Shane McMahon and this match up will be over…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is in the ring and now covers Shane McMahon as PYB makes the count 1…………………….2……………..3…………..ITS NOT OVER!
Rhino:Are you kidding me?
Mark:Shane McMahon found a way to get his shoulder up…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now looking to put Shane McMahon away…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace has Shane McMahon up…ACE CRUS…NO! Its J-Twisted!
Rhino:What is he doing out here?
Mark:J-Twisted is hammering Big Daddy Ace with right hands…
Rhino:J-Twisted said he had the back of Shane McMahon and here he is…
Mark:J-Twisted rakes the eyes of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is spinning around…
Mark:ONE HITTA QUITTA!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace has been laid out…
Mark:J-Twisted is dragging Shane McMahon on top of Big Daddy Ace and is telling William McConnell to count… PYB makes the count 1……………….2………………..3………….. ITS NOT OVER!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace got his shoulder up…
Mark:J-Twisted is being told to the leave the ring now by William McConnell…
Rhino:Shane McMahon is moving around really slowly right now…
Mark:Shane McMahon is now picking up the steel chair…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is getting back up…
Mark:Shane McMahon comes off the ropes… Flying Chair Shot! By the EWA Vice President…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace has been knocked out…
Mark:Shane McMahon covers him again 1……………………2………………..3…….NO! Big Daddy Ace gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Shane McMahon is frustrated…
Mark:Shane McMahon is now slowly heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:It looks like the boss is going to fly…
Mark:Incoming! FLYING ELBOW DROP! NO! Big Daddy Ace Moved!
Rhino:Shane McMahon hit nothing but canvas…
Mark:Shane McMahon is slowly staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace lifts Shane McMahon up on his shoulders… ACE CRUSHER! NO! Shane McMahon escapes… School Boy! 1…………………………..2…………………3……………….NO!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace kicked out at the last second…
Mark:Shane McMahon gets up in the face of William McConnell and shoves him…
Rhino:William McConnell didn’t like that…
Mark:William McConnell shoves Shane McMahon… Big Daddy Ace spins Shane McMahon around… ACE CRUSHER!
Rhino:That’s Gotta be it…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks the leg as PYB makes the count 1……………………….2……………….3…………..HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BIG DADDY ACE!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace has done it… Big Daddy Ace has beaten Shane McMahon…
Mark:What a match up…
Rhino:The EWA Medical Staff is coming out to check on Shane McMahon right now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now in charge of the EWA for the entire month of July as we head in to Beach Brawl…As we now get set for our next Title Match up of the evening…
EWA Total Impact Championship Match
Lone Jobber(c) vs Alan Matthews vs Troy “The Rampage” Joseph
Pa Announcer:This next contest is for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers…From Shangra-La…Weighing in at 225 Pounds… TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!
(“Hall of Illusion” plays as Troy “The Rampage” Joseph enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Grand Rapids, Mi…Weighing in a 248 Pounds… ALAN MATTHEWS!
(“Through Struggle” plays as Alan Matthews enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponent…From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds…The EWA Total Impact Champion… El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Kent:Lets find out what this match up is going to be…
(Wheel is Spun)
Kent:This match up is… McCONNELL’s CHOICE!
(“The Answer” plays as William McConnell walks out on to the stage)
McConnell: Gentlemen! It seems the spin of the wheel has given you a bit of a unique situation! Instead of the wheel choosing the match for you, I, The Answer, Commissioner of the EWA, gets to choose what match you’ll be competing in tonight.. I’m sure your absolutely thrilled, Jobber. I see that look on your face. No, put that finger down, there are children here. With that said, of all the wonderful matches on tonights show, I was hard pressed to choose something.. So I decided to choose something we’ve not seen in the EWA for awhile, if ever.. Jobber, Rampage, Matthews.. You boys have fun, because your match is now FULL METAL MAYHEM!
Mark:Here we go… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph goes right after Alan Matthews and starts slugging it out with him nailing him with rights and lefts…
Rhino:Look at Troy “The Rampage” Joseph go…
Mark:Unlike other Total Impact Title Matches…This match up has the ability to end in pinfall tonight only due to the random nature of the stipulation…
Rhino:That should make things really interesting then…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph whips Alan Matthews off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Where did Lone Jobber go?
Mark:Alan Matthews staggers up on to his feet… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph charges in… Alan Matthews ducks and back drops Troy “The Rampage” Joseph over the top rope and to the outside of the ring goes Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph came out firing but Alan Matthews was able to see Troy “The Rampage” Joseph coming in and sent him to the outside…
Mark:Lone Jobber is back in the ring and he has a Steel Chair… Alan Matthews turns around and Lone Jobber lays him out with the Steel Chair! Lone Jobber covers Alan Matthews 1……………2………Kickout by Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is up on the top rope…
Mark:Lone Jobber turns around… Flying Shoulder Block! By Troy Joseph taking the EWA Total Impact Champion off of his feet…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is laying the chair out flat…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph whips Lone Jobber off in to the ropes… Flapjack! Right down on to the steel chair…
Rhino:That had to knock the wind out of you…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now staggering back up on to his feet in the corner… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph charges in… Big Splash!
Rhino:Lone Jobber falls down on to the ground…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph turns around… Alan Matthews is back in the ring and lays out Troy “The Rampage” Joseph with a Ladder!
Rhino:Alan Matthews was lost in the shuffle and was able to run Troy “The Rampage” Joseph over with the ladder…
Mark:Alan Matthews is now standing over Troy Joseph and now drives the ladder right in to the midsection of Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…
Rhino:I dont think he is done…
Mark:Repeated Shots by Alan Matthews as he drives the ladder right down in to the ribs of Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Alan Matthews charges and nails the EWA Total Impact Champion right in the face with the ladder knocking him through the ropes and to the outside of the ring goes Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Alan Matthews stands over him and drives the ladder right across the back… As Alan Matthews now turns him over and goes for the cover 1……………..2……..3..No! Troy “The Rampage” Joseph gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Lone Jobber doesn’t have to be pinned to lose the EWA Total Impact Championship…
Mark:Alan Matthews now has the ladder setup in the corner… As Troy “The Rampage” Joseph staggers up on to his feet… Alan Matthews with an irish whip… Reversal by Troy “The Rampage” Joseph… Alan Matthews puts on the breaks… Dropkick from behind by Troy “The Rampage” Joseph sending Alan Matthews face first in to the ladder…
Rhino:Alan Matthews thought by putting on the breaks he would avoid hitting the ladder but it wasn’t to be…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph scoops up and slams Alan Matthews down to the canvas…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is climbing up on to the top rope…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph rides the ladder right down on to Alan Matthews…
Rhino:That’s a great way to use the ladder…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph now covers Alan Matthews 1………………2……….3…No! Alan Matthews gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close one right there…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is now picking up the steel chair…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is back in the ring…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph turns around… LOW CARD KICK! In to the Steel Chair…
Rhino:Lone Jobber with one hell of a kick right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Troy “The Rampage” Joseph 1…………………2……………3…….NO! Troy “The Rampage” Joseph gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close near fall right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber has gone to the outside of the ring and is now bringing a table in to the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber has the table setup…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph has been laid out on the table…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:El Presidente Flies… 450 SPLASH! NO! Troy “The Rampage” Joseph rolls off the table and Lone Jobber goes crashing through the Table!
Rhino:Lone Jobber looks to be out…
Mark:Alan Matthews quickly takes advantage and covers Lone Jobber 1………………….2………………3…………NO! Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Alan Matthews almost stole the victory right there…
Mark:Alan Matthews now tosses Troy “The Rampage” Joseph out of the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:It looks like Alan Matthews is going to put Lone Jobber away and walk out as the EWA Total Impact Champion… Alan Matthews gets Lone Jobber up on his shoulders… DEADLY DRIVER!
Rhino:Lone Jobber has been laid out…
Mark:Alan Matthews covers Lone Jobber 1………………………2………………3…………NO! Troy “The Rampage” Joseph comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph just stopped Alan Matthews from winning the EWA Total Impact Championship…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph and Alan Matthews are now trading shots back and forth…
Rhino:With the EWA Total Impact Champion out of the way and now the two challengers are battling for the title…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph goes for a clothesline… Alan Matthews ducks and has Troy “The Rampage” Joseph up on his shoulders… DEADLY DRIVER! NO! Troy “The Rampage” Joseph escapes… RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it as Alan Matthews has been laid out…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph goes for the cover 1……………………2………………..3…………NO! Lone Jobber comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now picking up the Steel Chair…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is turning around… Lone Jobber swings… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph ducks…
Rhino:Troy Joseph has the chair…
Mark:STEEL CHAIR SHOT!
Rhino:That just rocked the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:Lone Jobber is out on his feet… RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE! NO! Lone Jobber escapes… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph turns around… THE GIMMICK! Lone Jobber hooks the leg 1………………….2…………..3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Total Impact Champion LONE JOBBER!
Rhino:Lone Jobber escapes High Stakes still the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph gave a fight to Lone Jobber and took him to his limits but tonight Lone Jobber leaves champion… As we now get set for our…
(“King of Kings” plays in the arena…)
Rhino:It looks like Triple H has something to get off of his chest…
HHH:So lets get the good news out of the way first…. As I was arriving here at the building tonight I found out some really good news… As I received a phone call from The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels…And he has told me that he will make his first public appearance in front of a live capacity crowd since he was run over by a car back at Chaotic Walk… He will make his first appearance at an EWA Event on July 31st, 2009 at Beach Brawl to make a very special announcement and I am telling you right now with everything that’s been going on with Shawn the last few months… It will be a party in Celebration of the Heartbreak Kid at Beach Brawl…
Mark:That’s big news Rhino… Shawn Michaels will be at Beach Brawl…
Rhino:It will be great to see him again… I wonder what type of shape he is in…
Mark:We will get our first real look at Shawn Michaels at Beach Brawl…
HHH:With the good comes the bad…For the last thirty days… I have been waiting for a response… I have been waiting on whether or not Sid Vicious would come out and accept my challenge and apparently… Sid Vicious has decided that he wouldn’t be showing up at High Stakes to face me One on One…
Mark:We heard from Sid a little while ago before we came on the air on his reasoning for not accepting the challenge…
HHH:You see Sid…I was going to be nice… I was going to say I respect your decision… BUT I DONT… You coward… You dont have the guts to face me Sid… Fine… Dont show up… Disappoint your people Sid… Because you just prove to me what kind of man you really ar…
(“Bottle of Rage” plays in the arena…)
Rhino:That’s Sid’s Music!
Mark:It looks like Sid Vicious is here and he has had enough of Triple H…
Rhino:Oh No!
Mark:A Midget dressed as Sid Vicious is coming down to the ring…
Rhino:Triple H went from being afraid to laughter…
Mark:This midget is in the ring and Triple H is dying laughing…
HHH:Well Sid… Im so glad you could come out here and accept my challenge and it looks like you even got my present… Nice scissors…
Rhino:The midget is holding plastic Scissors…
Mark:This is just trashing the legacy of Sid Vicious…
HHH:Sid…You have anything to say for yourself…
“Sid”:I am The MASTER and RULER… OF THE… Did you see my ruler? It came with my scissors…
HHH:That’s a pretty big ruler there Sid… Can I see it?
Mark:Triple H just hit little Sid Vicious in the head with the Ruler… Triple H god damn it… Powerbomb on this midget…
HHH:SID… Was this what you were expecting? It probably was and that’s fine… But I didn’t want to do this… I WANTED YOU… I wanted you to Man Up and FIGHT ME… This has nothing to about championships or showing how tough a guy I am or what type of power I have Sid… This was about Tradition… This was about the history of the EWA Sid…And you have basically spit in the face of it…So Sid… Stay in Arkansas… Stay at home… Because Sid… You just prove to me how cowardly you are… Hell.. I could have come out here and offered you a Million Bucks Sid and you would have turned me down… I am not the Million Dollar Man… I am Triple H…And to me you arent worth a Million Bucks… But there is one man in this business that is… The Straight Shooting… Hold No Prisoners… Doesn’t care about the Third or Fourth or even Fifth Wall…
Rhino:Is he talking about who I think he is talking about?
Mark:I think so…
HHH:So next week… When we are next live… I will have a Million Dollar Check ready and waiting… Not for a match next week… For Beach Brawl… You know who you are… Its be a Decade of this Crap between you and I… Lets put it all to rest… at Beach Brawl… You and Me… Think you are up for it? Lets find out next week… I will wait for your response…
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H leaves the ring…)
Rhino:Triple H just made a challenge to well…
Mark:Everyone knows who he made the challenge to… Will he accept? We will find out next week… But it is now time for our Main Event…
EWA World Championship Match
Rob Van Dam(c) vs Doug Kinsella
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Dayton, Ohio… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… DOUG KINSELLA!
(“Blackbird” plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Battle Creek, Michigan… Weighing in at 237 Pounds…The EWA World Heavyweight Champion…ROB VAN DAM!
(“Walk” plays as Rob Van Dam enters the arena…)
Kent:Lets Find out what our Main Event is going to be…
(Wheel is Spun)
Kent:Tonights Main Event is a… MUSICAL CHAIRS MATCH!
Rhino:This match up is right up the alley of the EWA World Heavyweight Champion Rob Van Dam…
Mark:Doug Kinsella gets right up in the face of the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:Both men are trash talking a little bit..
Mark:RVD is posing and Doug Kinsella slaps him right across the face…
Rhino:RVD didn’t like that…
Mark:RVD goes for forearm shot… Doug Kinsella blocks and starts nailing Rob Van Dam with shots and takes him right off of his feet with a hard uppercut…
Rhino:RVD is getting back up…
Mark:Doug Kinsella with a hard kick to the midsection and now hooks up RVD and takes him over with a Snap Suplex!
Rhino:Remember the only way to win a Musical Chairs Match and that’s by Knockout Only using a chair and then sitting down on to the same chair you used…
Mark:Doug Kinsella now picks up Rob Van Dam and takes him back in to the corner and starts driving his shoulder right in to the midsection of the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…Doug Kinsella pulls Rob Van Dam out of the corner and now nails him with a Front Face Suplex!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is taking it right to the EWA World Heavyweight Champion so far here in this match up…
Mark:Doug Kinsella has just gone to the outside of the ring and is bringing a Steel Chair in to the ring…
Rhino:RVD is getting back up…
Mark:Doug Kinsella swings the chair… RVD ducks and kicks the Steel Chair out of the hand of Doug Kinsella and now the EWA World Heavyweight Champion is firing back with forearm shots to the Challenger…
Rhino:Rob Van Dam is mounting a comeback…
Mark:Rob Van Dam now whips Doug Kinsella off in to the ropes… Monkey Flip by RVD…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is getting back up…
Mark:RVD picks up a Steel Chair and throws it at Doug Kinsella… Doug Kinsella catches… Rob Van Dam with a low dropkick taking Doug Kinsella off of his feet and Doug Kinsella falls face first in to the steel chair…
Rhino:Nice move the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Rob Van Dam now turns Doug Kinsella over and lays the Chair on his chest… Rob Van Dam comes off the ropes… Rolling Thunder! No! Doug Kinsella throws the chair upwards nailing Rob Van Dam right in the back…
Rhino:That move didn’t pay off for the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Rob Van Dam is getting back up… Doug Kinsella with the Steel Chair and nails Rob Van Dam right in the midsection…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella drops the chair…
Mark:DK Cutter! Right down on to the steel chair…
Rhino:RVD looks to be out of it…
Mark:Doug Kinsella sits down on the chair as the referee begins to count…
Rhino:The referee is up to five…
Mark:RVD is back up at seven and the match up has to continue…Doug Kinsella charges and lays out Rob Van Dam with a clothesline…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella has gone to the outside of the ring and is bringing in a couple of steel chairs…
Mark:Doug Kinsella has the steel chairs opened up as Rob Van Dam staggers up on to his feet…
Rhino:RVD is dazed right now…
Mark:Doug Kinsella goes behind RVD… German Suplex! Right in to the Steel Chairs!
Rhino:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion looks to be down and out…
Mark:Doug Kinsella sits down in a chair as the referee begins to count…
Rhino:The referee is up to four…
Mark:Six… Seven… Eight and Rob Van Dam is now back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now wedging a chair in between the ropes in the corner…
Mark:What could Doug Kinsella have in mind right here…
Rhino:RVD is dazed and out on his feet it looks like…
Mark:Doug Kinsella grabs RVD by the hair and goes to ram his head in to the chair… RVD blocks and shoves Doug Kinsella head first in to the steel chair…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is staggering backwards…
Mark:RVD with a Step Over Kick! Nailing Doug Kinsella right in the face…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella fell backwards in to the corner…
Mark:RVD grabs the Steel Chair… Running Dropkick with the Steel Chair! Right in to the face of Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella looks to be out in the corner…
Mark:Rob Van Dam sits down in the chair and the referee begins to count…
Rhino:The referee is up to five…
Mark:The referee is up to seven… Eight and Doug Kinsella gets up…
Rhino:Rob Vam Dam now has a steel chair in hand…
Mark:RVD throws the chair at Doug Kinsella… VAN DAMINATOR! NO! Doug Kinsella ducks and throws the steel chair right in to the face of Rob Van Dam…
Rhino:The EWA World Champion is dazed…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is now lining up the chair…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is looking to put RVD away…
Mark:FINAL ENCOUNTER! NO! RVD fights out of it and shoves Doug Kinsella in to the corner…
Rhino:RVD grabs the chair…
Mark:Doug Kinsella comes out of the corner… VAN DAMINATOR! By Rob Van Dam…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is out in the corner…
Mark:Rob Van Dam is heading up on to the top…
Rhino:The EWA World Champion is going to fly…
Mark:Rob Van Dam dropped the steel chair…
Rhino:What is RVD going to do?
Mark:Whats that sound?
Rhino:That’s a whistle…
Mark:Its Bill Alphonso!
Rhino:Bill Alphonzo has the Steel Chair…
Mark:Fonzy throws the chair to RVD…
Rhino:Look Out…
Mark:VAN TERMINATOR!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is out…
Mark:The whistle is blowing as the referee makes his count…
Rhino:The referee is up to five…
Mark:Six…Seven… Eight… Nine… TEN! ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA World Heavyweight Champion ROB VAN DAM!
Rhino:Rob Van Dam is walking out of High Stakes still the Heavyweight Champion of the World…
Mark:The Summer of RVD continues… We will see you next month live on Pay Per View for Beach Brawl 2009… Good Night Everyone!
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