Tuesday Night Carnage 07-21-09
Mark:We are live tonight in Santa Fe, New Mexico for Tuesday Night Carnage…What a night of action we have for everyone here tonight…
Rhino:The EWA World Champion will be in action tonight…
Mark:It will be Rob Van Dam teaming up the number one contender for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship Big Daddy Ace to take on the EWA Total Impact Champion Lone Jobber and his number one contender Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…
Rhino:This should be really interesting when all those four in the ring together…
Mark:Also tonight we will see one of the hottest EWA Superstars in action when J-Twisted battles Al Snow…
Rhino:That could be good and we will see if J-Twisted can continue his climb up the EWA Ranks…
Mark:Plus tonight we will see the EWA Womens Champion Mya Parks team up with Abyss to take on the Number One Contender Stephanie McMahon and Triple H…
Rhino:Those two women get to tear in to each other as they head in to their big match at Beach Brawl…
Mark:Lets get to our opening contest live here at Tuesday Night Carnage…
Josh Stewart vs. Dante Daevain
Pa Announcer:Tonights opening contest is set for one fall..Introducing First… From Heaven Sent from the First Heaven… Weighing in at 327 Pounds… DANTE DAEVAIN!
(“Painting” plays as Dante Daevain enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From West Hurley, Ny… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… JOSH STEWART!
(“Way of the Fist” plays as Josh Stewart enters the arena…)
Mark:The referee calls for the bell and this match up is underway…
Rhino:Its been a couple of months since we have seen Josh Stewart in an EWA Ring…
Mark:Josh Stewart has found himself and is once again zen as the American Samurai… Josh Stewart locks up with Dante Daevain… Dante Daevain over powers Josh Stewart and knocks him right off of his feet…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Josh Stewart goes back in and locks up with Dante Daevain… Josh Stewart goes behind Dante Daevain this time and powers him in to the ropes… Josh Stewart goes for a roll up… Dante Daevain holds on to the ropes and Josh Stewart rolls backwards…
Rhino:Josh Stewart gets back up…
Mark:Dante Daevain turns around… Josh Stewart charges… Dante Daevain ducks and back drops Josh Stewart…
Rhino:Josh Stewart lands on the apron…
Mark:Josh Stewart with a shoulder block in to the midsection of Dante Daevain…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is turning around…
Mark:Springboard Clothesline! By Josh Stewart taking the big man off of his feet… Josh Stewart covers Dante Daevain 1…………..2…………Kickout by Dante Daevain…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is getting bck up on to his feet…
Mark:Josh Stewart now locks the arms of Dante Daevain… Trapping Headbutts! No! Dante Daevain unhooks his arms and drives his knee right in to the midsection of Josh Stewart… Dante Daevain now with a hard kick to the midsection… Gutwrench Powerbomb!
Rhino:Josh Stewart driven right in to the mat…
Mark:Dante Daevain covers Josh Stewart 1……………2………….Kickout by Josh Stewart…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is slow to get back up…
Mark:Dante Daevain now scoops up Josh Stewart… Shoulder Block! By Dante Daevain… Dante Daevain covers Josh Stewart once again 1……………….2…………..Kickout by Josh Stewart…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dante Daevain is now backing Josh Stewart back up in to the corner… Dante Daevain with an irish whip… Josh Stewart puts on the breaks and now springs off the corner… Crossbody! By Josh Stewart 1…………..2…………3…..No! Dante Daevain kicks out…
Rhino:Close one right there…
Mark:Dante Daevain is getting back up on to his feet… RETURN OF THE STEW!
Rhino:Dante Daevain has been laid out by Josh Stewart…
Mark:Josh Stewart covers Dante Daevain 1……………….2…………..3……….NO!
Rhino:Dante Daevain barely got his shoulder up…
Mark:Josh Stewart is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:It looks like Josh Stewart is going to be putting Dante Daevain away right here…
Mark:Josh Stewart is up on the top rope…
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:Alan Matthews just shoved Josh Stewart off the top rope…
Rhino:The referee didn’t see it…
Mark:Josh Stewart is now staggering back up on to his feet….Dante Daevain hooks him up… THE FALL OF MAN!
Rhino:Josh Stewart has been laid out…
Mark:Dante Daevain covers Josh Stewart 1…………………2……………..3…… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DANTE DAEVAIN!
Rhino:Thanks to interference from Alan Matthews… Dante Daevain is able to pick up the victory here tonight against Josh Stewart…
Mark:Still to come tonight we have a huge main event featuring both singles champions here in the EWA when Rob Van Dam teams with Big Daddy Ace to take on Lone Jobber and Troy “The Rampage” Joseph… But its back to the ring for more action…
Gorch Fock vs. Chris Kane
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…Weighing in at 265 Pounds… GORCH FOCK!
(“Toccata” plays as Gorch Fock enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Orlando, Florida… Weighing in at 320 Pounds… CHRIS KANE!
(“I Stand Alone” plays as Chris Kane enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Gorch Fock and Chris Kane lock up in the center of the ring…Chris Kane with hard shots to the ribs of Gorch Fock backing him up in to the corner…
Rhino:Chris Kane is really hammering in with those shots to Gorch Fock…
Mark:Chris Kane now whips Gorch Fock hard in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Gorch Fock is hurting…
Mark:Chris Kane comes charging in and scores with a clothesline…
Rhino:Gorch Fock is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Chris Kane now scoops up Gorch Fock and has him up on his shoulder… Running Powerslam! No! Gorch Fock escapes and he shoves Chris Kane in to the corner…
Rhino:Chris Kane is staggering backwards…
Mark:Dropkick! Right to the back of the head of Chris Kane knocking him right back in to the corner…
Rhino:Here comes Gorch Fock…
Mark:Running Splash! By Gorch Fock knocking Chris Kane back in to the turnbuckles…
Rhino:Chris Kane looks to be really dazed right now…
Mark:Gorch Fock is now hooking up Chris Kane… COME SAIL AWAY!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Gorch Fock covers Chris Kane 1…………………2………….3…….. HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner GORCH FOCK!
Rhino:Gorch Fock with a huge victory for his career tonight as he was able to beat Chris Kane…
Mark:Gorch Fock survived the early attack from Chris Kane and was able to build up a lot of momentum and picks up the victory tonight… Still to come tonight we will see the Number One Contender for the EWA Womens Championship Stephanie McMahon team up with her husband Triple H to take on EWA Womens Champion Mya Parks and Abyss… As we get set to see a former EWA World Champion in action…
Steele vs. Subway
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall…From Nashville, Tn… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… STEELE!
(“Rebirth” plays as Steele enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Wildwood, Nj… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… SUBWAY!
(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)
Mark:Well Subway goes right after Steele nailing him with shots…
Rhino:Steele is firing back with shots of his own…
Mark:Steele starts hammering Subway with hard right hands backing him up in to the ropes… Steele whips Subway off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Subway is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steele kicks Subway in the midsection and nails him with a swinging neckbreaker… Steele goes for the cover 1………………2…………Subway kicks out…
Rhino:Subway is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steele now scoops Subway up and slams him down on to the mat near the corner…
Rhino:Steele goes up on to the middle rope…
Mark:Leg Drop! No! Subway rolled out of the way and now Subway is back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Steele is back up as well…
Mark:Subway hooks up Steele… Atomic Drop!
Rhino:Steele is spinning around…
Mark:Subway comes off the ropes… Clothesline! No! Steele ducks out of the way and now hooks up Subway… Backslide! 1……………..2……………..Kickout by Subway…
Rhino:Subway gets back up…
Mark:Steele now hooks him up… Russian Leg Sweep! No! Subway with elbows to the side of the head of Steele…
Rhino:Subway is now backing Steele up in to the corner…
Mark:Subway now with chops across the chest of Steele as he now whips him off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Steele comes staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Subway kicks him in the midsection… Double Arm DDT!
Rhino:Steele is in trouble…
Mark:Subway covers Steele 1…………….2…………3…..No! Steele gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Steele is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Subway kicks Steele in the midsection… Pulling Piledriver! No! Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Steele saved himself with that counter…
Mark:Subway is back up on to his feet… Steele now with right hands to Subway and now kicks Subway in the midsection…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:BESSEMER PROCESS! NO! Subway counters and shoves Steele off in to the ropes… Steele comes off the ropes… SUBLINE!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Subway covers Steele 1………………2…………..3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SUBWAY!
Rhino:Subway with a solid victory tonight over Steele…
Mark:We are heading in to Beach Brawl which will feature Rob Van Dam battling Big Daddy Ace for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… We will see them later on as partners as we now get set for our next contest…
Triple H and Stephanie McMahon vs. Mya Parks and Abyss
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… Team Number… Weighing in at a combined weight of 475 Pounds… The EWA Womens Champion MYA PARKS and ABYSS!
(“Spellbound” plays as Mya Parks and Abyss enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents…Weighing in at a combined weight of 395 Pounds… The EWA Womens Champion STEPHANIE McMAHON and The Game TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H and Stephanie McMahon enter the arena…)
Mark:It will be Triple H and Abyss starting things out… Triple H gets up in to the face of the Monster Abyss and starts to nail him with right hands…
Rhino:Those shots arent having an effect right now…
Mark:Triple H with a hard kick to the midsection and follows it up with right hands and now backs Abyss up in to the ropes… Triple H whips Abyss off in to the ropes…Abyss with a reversal… Triple H comes off the ropes…Abyss ducks his head…Triple H kicks Abyss in the head…
Rhino:Abyss just stands up and no sells the kick…
Mark:Triple H with a Knee Buster!
Rhino:Still no effect…
Mark:Abyss with a Clothesline! Taking Triple H right off of his feet…
Rhino:Triple H gets right back up…
Mark:Abyss scoops up Triple H and slams him right down to to the mat… Abyss now stands over Triple H and steps right on his chest…
Rhino:Thats 350 Pounds of human being stepping right on your chest… That has to hurt…
Mark:Triple H gets back up on to his feet in the corner…
Rhino:Triple H is holding on to his ribs…
Mark:Abyss charges in… Big Splash!
Rhino:Triple H is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Side Walk Slam! By Abyss driving Triple H right in to the mat… Abyss covers Triple H 1………………2…………..Kickout by Triple H…
Rhino:The Game is getting back up to his feet slowly…
Mark:Abyss scoops up Triple H and ties him up in the corner…
Rhino:Triple H is tied up in the tree of woe…
Mark:Mya Parks gets the tag… Running Dropkick! By Mya Parks drop kicking Triple H right in the face…
Rhino:That probably wont sit well with The Game…
Mark:Mya Parks is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Triple H is back up on to his feet…
Mark:Flying Crossbody! No! Triple H catches the EWA Womens Champion in mid air… Front Face Slam! By Triple H slamming Mya Parks straight in to the mat…
Rhino:Triple H is now dragging Mya Parks to the corner…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon gets the tag and is now stepping on the hair of the EWA Womens Champion…
Rhino:What is Stephanie McMahon doing now?
Mark:Surfboard! As Stephanie McMahon is stepping on the back and pulling on the arms of Mya Parks…
Rhino:Mya Parks is in pain right now…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon now stomps her head right in to the mat…
Rhino:That hurts right there…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon turns Mya Parks over and goes for the cover 1………………2…………..Kickout by Mya Parks…
Rhino:Mya Parks is slow to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon with shots right to the lower back of Mya Parks and now hooks up Mya Parks… Belly to Back Suplex!
Rhino:Mya Parks is trying to get to her corner…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon pulls her back and turns her over and goes for another cover 1………………..2…………..3…No! Mya Parks kicks out…
Rhino:The EWA Womens Champion is now struggling to get back up…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon grabs Mya Parks by the hair and pulls her back in to the corner…
Rhino:What is Stephanie McMahon planning now…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon drives her boot right underneath the jaw of the EWA Womens Champion…
Rhino:She is choking the life out of her right there…
Mark:Mya Parks is now being setup on the top rope…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon is in complete control…
Mark:Superplex! No! Mya Parks blocks and knocks Stephanie McMahon off the top rope…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon gets back up…
Mark:Flying Headscissors! Connects from the top rope by the EWA Womens Champion…
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon staggers up on to her feet…Mya Parks scores with a dropkick…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon is trying to pull herself back up…
Mark:Dropkick again this time to the back of Stephanie McMahon knocking her in to the middle rope…
Rhino:You know whats coming here…
Mark:202! Connects!
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon is in trouble now…
Mark:Mya Parks hooks up Stephanie McMahon… IMPACT! NO! Stephanie McMahon counters… Both women come off the ropes… Double Clothesline!
Rhino:Both women are down right now…
Mark:Both women are crawling to their corners…
Rhino:Triple H gets the tag…
Mark:So does Abyss… Triple H goes for a right hand… Abyss blocks and starts nailing Triple H with right hands…
Rhino:Abyss is really connecting…
Mark:Abyss now sends Triple H off in to the ropes… Powerslam! Abyss covers Triple H 1………………..2………….3… NO!
Rhino:Triple H kicks out…
Mark:Abyss is now waiting for Triple H to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Triple H is dazed right now…
Mark:Abyss hooks up Triple H… CHOKESLAM! NO! Triple H rakes the eyes of Abyss… SPINEBUSTER!
Rhino:Abyss was driven right in to the canvas…
Mark:Triple H covers Abyss 1………………..2………….3….NO! Mya Parks grabs Triple H by the hair…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon charges at Mya Parks…
Mark:CAT FIGHT! Mya Parks and Stephanie McMahon are rolling around the ring and now they roll out of the ring…
Rhino:Abyss is now getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H kicks Abyss in the midsection… PEDIGREE! NO! Abyss counters with a Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Triple H gets back up…
Mark:BLACK HOLE SLAM! NO! Triple H escapes… School Boy! 1……………..2………………3….NO! Abyss kicks out… Abyss charges… Clothesline! Ducked… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:Thats gotta be it…
Mark:Triple H covers Abyss 1………………..2………….3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announer:Here are your winners TRIPLE H and STEPHANIE McMAHON!
Rhino:It will be Stephanie McMahon and Mya Parks battling for the EWA Womens Championship at Beach Brawl…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon will be choosing what match it will be… What that is… We dont know yet… But right now its back to the ring for more action…
J-Twisted vs. Al Snow
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall…Introducing first… From Lima, Ohio… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… AL SNOW!
(“What Does Everybody Want” plays as Al Snow enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Brick City, NJ… Weighing in at 258 Pounds… Accopanied by B-Lunt… J-TWISTED!
(“La La La” plays as J-Twisted enters the arena…)
Mark:J-Twisted and Al Snow get face to face in the center of the ring… J-Twisted with a headlock in on Al Snow…
Rhino:Al Snow is fighting his way out…
Mark:Al Snow with elbows in to the midsection and now shoves J-Twisted off in to the ropes… J-Twisted comes off the ropes… Leap Frog by J-Twisted… J-Twisted comes back off the other side… Monkey Flip!
Rhino:J-Twisted gets back up…
Mark:Al Snow lays out J-Twisted with a clothesline taking J-Twisted off of his feet… Al Snow goes for the quick cover 1…………..2……..Kick out by J-Twisted…
Rhino:Al Snow is now eyeing up J-Twisted…
Mark:Al Snow scoops up J-Twisted and drops him face first on the top turnbuckle…
Rhino:J-Twisted is spinning around…
Mark:Al Snow hooks up J-Twisted… Vertical Suplex! Float Over by Al Snow and Al Snow covers J-Twisted 1……………2……..Kickout by J-Twisted…
Rhino:J-Twisted is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Al Snow lines up J-Twisted… Superkick! By Al Snow laying out J-Twisted… Al Snow covers J-Twisted once again 1……………..2…………..Kickout once again by J-Twisted…
Rhino:J-Twisted is now slow to get back up to his feet…
Mark:Al Snow now whips J-Twisted off in to the corner… Al Snow comes charging in… Running Clothesline! No! J-Twisted gets his boots up in the face of Al Snow…
Rhino:Al Snow is spinning around…
Mark:J-Twisted is connecting with quick jabs right to Al Snow…
Rhino:He is peppering Al Snow with those jabs…
Mark:J-Twisted with an Enziguri right to the back of the head of Al Snow…
Rhino:Al Snow is dazed on his feet right now…
Mark:J-Twisted comes off the ropes… Running Bulldog! Driving Al Snow face first in to the mat… J-Twisted covers Al Snow 1…………………..2………………Kickout by Al Snow…
Rhino:Al Snow is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:J-Twisted starts to hammer Al Snow with right hands…
Rhino:Ten Straight Right Hands!
Mark:Al Snow is staggering out of the corner… Swinging Neckbreaker! By J-Twisted…
Rhino:J-Twisted lays Al Snow out on the mat…
Mark:J-Twisted is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Al Snow is still laid out on the mat…
Mark:Swanton Bomb! Connects by J-Twisted… J-Twisted covers Al Snow 1……………….2……………..3…No! Al Snow kicks out…
Rhino:Al Snow is in trouble now as he barely got that shoulder up…
Mark:J-Twisted is now waiting for Al Snow to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:J-Twisted has him lined up…
Mark:Reverse DDT! By J-Twisted laying out Al Snow…
Rhino:J-Twisted is now back up on to the top rope…
Mark:Flying Elbow Drop! No! Al Snow rolls out of the way…
Rhino:J-Twisted is now slow to get back up…
Mark:Al Snow hooks up J-Twisted… Trapping Headbutts!
Rhino:J-Twisted is dazed after those headbutts…
Mark:Al Snow now hooks up J-Twisted… SNOW BOMB!
Rhino:J-Twisted could be done right here and now…
Mark:Al Snow covers J-Twisted 1…………………..2……………..3…………..NO! J-Twisted gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close near fall right there…
Mark:Al Snow is now waiting for J-Twisted to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:J-Twisted is back up…
Mark:Al Snow hooks up J-Twisted… SNOW PLOW! NO! J-Twisted counters out… J-Twisted hooks up Al Snow… ONE HITTA QUITTA!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:J-Twisted covers Al Snow 1……………….2……………3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner J-TWISTED!
Rhino:J-Twisted continues his push to the top of the EWA with a victory over Al Snow…
Mark:It looks like J-Twisted and B-Lunt have pulled up a couple of seats here at ringside… As we get set for our Main Event…
Rob Van Dam and Big Daddy Ace vs. Lone Jobber and Troy “The Rampage” Joseph
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is set for one fall… Introducing first… Team Number One… First… From From Shangra-La…Weighing in at 225 Pounds… TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!
(“Hall of Illusion” plays as Troy “The Rampage” Joseph enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His partner…From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds…The EWA Total Impact Champion… El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… First…From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 273 Pounds… BIG DADDY ACE!
(“New Divide” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His partner…From Battle Creek, Michigan… Weighing in at 237 Pounds…The EWA World Heavyweight Champion…ROB VAN DAM!
(“Walk” plays as Rob Van Dam enters the arena…)
Mark:It will be Big Daddy Ace and Troy “The Rampage” Joseph starting things out… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph nails Big Daddy Ace with right hands…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace comes back with right hands of his own…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now backs Troy “The Rampage” Joseph up in to the ropes… Big Daddy Ace with an irish whip… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph with a reversal… Big Daddy Ace comes off the ropes… Clothesline!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace gets back up…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph now hooks up Big Daddy Ace and drives him face first right in to the mat…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is now up on the top rope…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is up… Flying Shoulder Block! By Troy “The Rampage” Joseph knocking Big Daddy Ace right off of his feet… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph covers Big Daddy Ace 1………………..2………….Kickout by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is now waiting for Big Daddy Ace to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph tags in Lone Jobber… Lone Jobber and Troy “The Rampage” Joseph whips Big Daddy Ace off in to the ropes… Double Clothesline!
Rhino:Nice double team right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Big Daddy Ace 1………………2…………Kickout by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now hooks up Big Daddy Ace… Suplex! No! Big Daddy Ace escapes and shoves Lone Jobber off in to the corner…
Rhino:Lone Jobber staggers backwards…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace goes behind Lone Jobber… German Suplex! By Big Daddy Ace dropping Lone Jobber right on the back of his head…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is dazed after that suplex…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace coevrs Lone Jobber 1……………..2…………Kickout by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now slow to get back up…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace tags in the EWA World Champion Rob Van Dam…
Rhino:Now this should be interesting…
Mark:RVD nails Lone Jobber with forearm shots… RVD whips Lone Jobber off in to the ropes… Spin Heel Kick!
Rhino:Nice kick by the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:RVD now covers Lone Jobber 1……………..2………..Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:RVD is now waiting for Lone Jobber to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Step Over Kick! By RVD… Laying out Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now in trouble as he is trying to get to his corner…
Mark:RVD is now pulling Lone Jobber back in to the center of the ring… Standing Moonsault! No! Knees to the midsection by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Nice counter right there by the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:Lone Jobber now tags out to Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…
Rhino:RVD is getting back up…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph now nails RVD with right hands… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph whips RVD off in to the ropes… Flying Back Elbow! By Troy “The Rampage” Joseph to the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:RVD is getting back up…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph scoops up RVD and slams him straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Big Splash! From the top rope by Troy “The Rampage” Joseph right down on to Rob Van Dam…
Rhino:RVD is hurting…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph covers RVD 1………………….2……………3……No! RVD gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:RVD needs to make a tag to Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:RVD is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is eyeing up the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:RVD turns around… RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE! NO! RVD moves out of the way…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is spinning around…
Mark:Spin Heel Kick by Rob Van Dam laying out Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…
Rhino:Both men are crawling for a tag…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace gets the tag…
Rhino:So does Lone Jobber…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace and Lone Jobber are trading shots back and forth right now…
Rhino:Lone Jobber has the edge right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber now whips Big Daddy Ace off in to the corner…
Rhino:Here comes Lone Jobber…
Mark:Lone Jobber charges in… Running Clothesline! No! Big Daddy Ace moves…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is dazed…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace kicks Lone Jobber in the midsection… POWERBOMB!
Rhino:Lone Jobber has been laid out…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Lone Jobber 1……………..2……………3… No! Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now hooking up Lone Jobber… ACE CRUSHER! NO! Lone Jobber escapes… Big Daddy Ace turns around… LOW CARD KICK!
Rhino:Big kick right there by El Presidente…
Mark:Lone Jobber now covers Big Daddy Ace 1…………………..2…………….3………NO! Big Daddy Ace gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now looking to put Big Daddy Ace away…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is turning around…
Mark:THE GIMMICK! NO! Big Daddy Ace blocks the gimmick and starts nailing Lone Jobber with right hands… Big Daddy Ace whips Lone Jobber off in to the ropes… Double Clothesline!
Rhino:Both men are down right now…
Mark:RVD gets the tag from Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph gets the tag as well…
Mark:RVD with forearms shots to Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is coming back with shots of his own…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph now whips RVD off in to the ropes… RVD with a reversal…Dropkick! By Rob Van Dam…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is down after that dropkick…
Mark:RVD is now quickly up to the top rope…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH! CONNECTS!
Rhino:That’s it…
Mark:RVD covers Troy “The Rampage” Joseph 1……………….2……………..3……….NO! Lone Jobber breaks it up…
Rhino:Lone Jobber and RVD are now trading shots back and forth right now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is in the ring…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace just knocked Lone Jobber out with a big right hand…
Mark:Lone Jobber is rolling out of the ring after that right hand…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now eyeing up Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is up… Big Daddy Ace charges… SPEAR! NO! Troy “The Rampage” Joseph moves…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace just nailed Rob Van Dam with a spear…
Mark:Lone Jobber pulls Big Daddy Ace out of the ring…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is now back up…
Mark:RVD turns around… RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE! Troy “The Rampage” Joseph covers Rob Van Dam 1………………2………..3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners LONE JOBBER and TROY “The Rampage” JOSEPH!
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph just pinned the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace cost his team the victory…
Rhino:RVD is up in the face of Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:They look like they are going to explode…
Rhino:They will battle for the gold at Beach Brawl…
(Camera goes backstage and shows William McConnell talking to Kent Richardson)
McConnell:So Kent, it looks like they are looking to tear each other apart and fight to the Death… Which gives me a good idea. Instead of a street fight, this match up will be a Death Match.
Rhino:That’s Big News!
Mark:We gotta go… We will see you at Beach Brawl… Good Night Everyone!
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