New Years Evil 2009
Mark:We are live in the Worlds Most Famous Arena on the last night of the Decade and the last night of the year… This is New Years Evil live from New York City… And Rhino… What a Main Event we have tonight…
Rhino:We are going to end the year off right and we will do it with a bang when the EWA World Championship is on the line…
Mark:Thats right the EWA World Heavyweight Champion Lone Jobber will be defending the gold against Al Snow…
Rhino:Can Al Snow once again be the Heavyweight Champion of the World? We will find out tonight…
Mark:The EWA Total Impact Championship will be on the line as well tonight… When DDP challenges Troy Joseph for the gold?
Rhno:Troy Joseph is the longest current reigning champion in the EWA today… Can he end the year still champion? We are going to find out if he can tonight…
Mark:Also the EWA Womens Championship will be on the line when Hailey Wade defends against Alexis Laree and so much more tonight…
Rhino:Lets get tonight started Mark…
Mark:I agree so lets get to the ring for tonights opening contest…
Richard Drivher vs Ultimate Warrior vs Batista
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Washington, D.C… Weighing in at 290 Pounds… BATISTA!
(“I Walk Alone” plays as Batista enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 275… ULTIMATE WARRIOR!
(“Unstable” plays as Ultimate Warrior enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponent… From Hollywood, Ca… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… RICHARD DRIVHER!
(“Rubberdoll” plays as Richard Drivher enters the arena…)
Mark:Batista just attacked The Ultimate Warrior before Richard Drivher got in to the ring…
Rhino:Look at Batista just hammer Warrior with shots…
Mark:Batista continues to lay in the boots right now as the Ultimate Warrior is now trying to crawl to the corner…
Rhino:Richard Drivher is taking his time to get in to the ring…
Mark:Batista stomps away at Ultimate Warrior before pulling him up on to his feet… Batista now whips Ultimate Warrior off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Here comes Batista…
Mark:Running Splash! No! Ultimate Warrior moves out of the way…Ultimate Warrior now sends Batista off in to the ropes… Running Clothesline by Ultimate Warrior…
Rhino:Richard Drivher is in the ring…
Mark:Richard Drivher spins Ultimate Warrior around and starts nailing him with right hands… Richard Drivher now stomps on the foot of Ultimate Warrior and now nails him with an elbow right to the top of the head… Richard Drivher scoops up Ultimate Warrior and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:Richard Drivher is now up on the middle rope…
Mark:Elbow Drop! Connects by Richard Drivher down on to the Ultimate Warrior… Richard Drivher covers Ultimate Warrior 1…………….2………Kickout by Ultimate Warrior…
Rhino:Batista has gotten back up…
Mark:Richard Drivher doesn’t see Batista and Batista spins him around and nails him with a Short Arm Clothesline! Batista now covers Richard Drivher 1………………..2…………Kickout by Richard Drivher…
Rhino:The Ultimate Warrior is now trying to regroup in the corner…
Mark:Batista now backing Richard Drivher up in to the corner…
Rhino:Batista is now setting up Richard Drivher on the top rope…
Mark:Batista has Richard Drivher setup… Superplex! No! Ultimate Warrior nails Batista from behind…
Rhino:Batista is now in trouble…
Mark:Powerbomb! By Ultimate Warrior driving Batista right in to the mat… Ultimate Warrior covers Batista 1…………………2……….3……No! Batista gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Batista is now slowly getting up on to his feet…
Mark:Ultimate Warrior whips Batista off in to the ropes… Flying Shoulder Block!
Rhino:Batista staggers back up…
Mark:Ultimate Warrior nails him with right hands and now lifts up Batista… Press Slam!
Rhino:Batista dropped straight down in to the mat…
Mark:Ultimate Warrior covers Batista 1……………2………….3……..NO! Richard Drivher comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Richard Drivher and Ulimate Warrior are trading shots back and forth right now…
Mark:Richard Drivher with a hard kick to the midsection of Warrior and now hooks him up… Pulling Piledriver!
Rhino:Ultimate Warrior dropped right on his head…
Mark:Richard Drivher now covers Ultimate Warrior 1……………….2………..3……NO! Ultimate Warrior gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Richard Drivher is now waiting for Warrior to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Ultimate Warrior looks to be out on his feet…
Rhino:You know whats coming here…
Mark:Richard Drivher has him up… 69 DRIVER! NO! Batista from behind nails Richard Drivher…
Rhino:Batista now has a hold of Richard Drivher…
Mark:Richard Drivher was just tossed out of the ring by Batista…
Rhino:Ultimate Warrior is once again staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Batista with a kick to the midsection of Ultimate Warrior…
Rhino:Here it comes Mark…
Mark:BATISTA BOMB! NO! Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Ultimate Warrior just saved himself right there…
Mark:Batista is back up on his feet… Right hands by Ultimate Warrior and now sends him off in to the ropes… Running Shoulder Block!
Rhino:Batista staggers back up…
Mark:Ultimate Warrior lifts him back up in to the air… Press Slam! Connects!
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:WARRIOR SPLASH! CONNECTS!
Rhino:That’s gonna be it right here and now…
Mark:Ultimate Warrior covers Batista 1………………….2………………..3…………NO! Richard Drivher pulls Ultimate Warrior out of the ring…
Rhino:Richard Drivher sends Warrior hard in to the steel steps…
Mark:Richard Drivher is now entering the ring…
Rhino:Batista has staggered back up on to his feet…
Mark:Richard Drivher hooks him up… 69 DRIVER! CONNECTS!
Rhino:Batista is out…
Mark:Richard Drivher hooks the leg 1……………..2…………..3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner RICHARD DRIVHER!
Rhino:Richard Drivher stole this one away from the Ultimate Warrior tonight Mark…
Mark:It looked like Ultimate Warrior was going to win but it was not to be as Richard Drivher is victorious here on the final night of 2009… Still to come tonight the EWA Total Impact Championship will be on the line when Diamond Dallas Page challenges Troy “The Rampage” Joseph for the gold… As we now get back to the ring for our next contest…
Lil Kim vs Brianna Alverez
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Brooklyn, Ny… Weighing in at 113 Pounds… LIL KIM!
(“Fuck You” plays as Lil Kim enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And her opponent…From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 114 Pounds… BRIANNA ALVAREZ!
(“Haunted” plays as Brianna Alvarez enters the arena…)
Mark:Well Lil Kim isnt waiting any time as she charges right at Brianna Alvarez at the bell…
Rhino:Lil Kim is just opening up on her right now…
Mark:Brianna Alvarez is trying to cover up as she gets back up on to her feet in the corner…
Rhino:Lil Kim is a house of fire…
Mark:Brianna Alvarez with a back elbow as Lil Kim came charging in to her in the corner…
Rhino:Lil Kim is spinning around…
Mark:Brianna Alvarez charges with a hard clothesline…
Rhino:Hopefully for Brianna Alvarez that will slow down Lil Kim for the moment…
Mark:Lil Kim has made her way back up on to her feet… Brianna Alvarez hooks her up and takes her over with a Vertical Suplex… Brianna Alvarez covers Lil Kim 1…………….2………… Kickout by Lil Kim…
Rhino:Lil Kim now slow to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Brianna Alvarez now goes for a kick to the midsection…
Rhino:Lil Kim blocked the kick…
Mark:Lil Kim spins her around and nails her with a hard clothesline…
Rhino:Brianna Alvarez is now the one slow to get back up after that clothesline…
Mark:Lil Kim whips Brianna Alvarez off in to the ropes… Spear!
Rhino:Brianna Alvarez’s head just snapped backwards when it hit the mat…
Mark:Brianna Alvarez staggers up on to her feet…
Rhino:Lil Kim is looking to put her away right here and now…
Mark:Lil Kim hooks her up… T’N’T!
Rhino:Brianna Alvarez has been knocked out after that DDT…
Mark:Lil Kim hooks the leg 1……………….2…………..3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LIL KIM!
Rhino:Lil Kim gets on the winning track tonight with the victory over Brianna Alvarez…
Mark:Still to come tonight we will see the EWA Womens Champion Hailey Wade in action as she defends against Alexis Laree… As we now get set for more action tonight at New Years Evil…
Triple H vs Darkness
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 315 Pounds… DARKNESS!
(“New Divide” plays as Darkness enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Game TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go… Triple H gets right up in the face of Darkness…
Rhino:Darkness is not backing down from Triple H…
Mark:The big man Darkness nails Triple H with right hands…
Rhino:Darkness is really opening up on Triple H…
Mark:Triple H is now coming back with right hands of his own to the big man Darkness…Triple H now backs Darkness up in to the ropes and now sends him for a ride off in to the farside…
Rhino:Darkness with a reversal…
Mark:Triple H now comes off the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Triple H staggers back up on to his feet…
Mark:Darkness hooks up Triple H and nails him with a Side Walk Slam!
Rhino:Triple H driven right in to the mat…
Mark:Darkness covers Triple H 1…………….2……………Kick Out by Triple H…
Rhino:Triple H is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Darkness with a couple of shots to Triple H and now backs him up in to the corner…
Rhino:Darkness is opening up on Triple H in the corner…
Mark:Darkness now picks up a full head of steam and charges in at Triple H… Triple H gets his boots up!
Rhino:Darkness is spinning around…
Mark:Triple H with right hands to the big man and now nails him with a Knee Buster!
Rhino:Darkness is still on his feet dazed…
Mark:Triple H now whips him in to the ropes…. Running High Knee!
Rhino:Darkness is still standing… But looks to be really dazed…
Mark:Triple H lines him up… SPINEBUSTER!
Rhino:Darkness was drilled right in to the mat by Triple H…
Mark:Darkness is now slow to get back up on to his feet after that Spinebuster…
Rhino:You know what Triple H is looking to go for right now…
Mark:Darkness is back up on to his feet… Triple H goes for a kick… Darkness blocks…
Rhino:Darkness has Triple H by the throat…
Mark:CHOKESLAM! NO! Triple H escapes and now kicks him in the midsection… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:Darkness was planted…
Mark:Triple H covers Darkness 1……………….2…………..3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRIPLE H!
Rhino:Triple H once again with another victory here tonight as he ends the year on a winning note…
Mark:One of these days Triple H will find himself back in the title picture… But for now hes on the outside looking in… As we now get set for our next contest…
J-Twisted vs Jerry Watts
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Brick City, NJ… Weighing in at 258 Pounds…J-TWISTED!
(“La La La” plays as J-Twisted enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From New York, Ny… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… JERRY WATTS!
(“I Stand Alone” plays as Jerry Watts enters the arena…)
Mark:J-Twisted locks up with Jerry Watts… Jerry Watts backs J-Twisted back up in to the ropes and now nails him with a couple of shots across the chest…Jerry Watts whips J-Twisted off in to the ropes and nails him with a Hip Toss!
Rhino:J-Twisted gets right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Jerry Watts goes for another Hiptoss… This one is blocked by J-Twisted… J-Twisted takes Jerry Watts over this time with a Hip Toss!
Rhino:Jerry Watts this time is the one who gets right back up on to his feet…
Mark:J-Twisted charges and nails him with a Swinging Neckbreaker! J-Twisted covers Jerry Watts 1……………….2…………Kickout by Jerry Watts…
Rhino:Jerry Watts is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:J-Twisted nails Jerry Watts with a couple of right hands in the corner and now pulls him out of the corner and nails him with a Snap Suplex! J-Twisted floats over in to a cover 1…………….2………..Kickout by Jerry Watts…
Rhino:The former EWA World Champion is pulling Jerry Watts back up on to his feet…
Mark:J-Twisted hooks up Jerry Watts… Stalling Vertical Suplex! No! Jerry Watts escapes out of it and now goes behind J-Twisted… German Suplex! By Jerry Watts…
Rhino:J-Twisted dropped right on his head…
Mark:Jerry Watts now covers J-Twisted 1………………..2……..Kickout by J-Twisted…
Rhino:J-Twisted is now trying to gather himself as he gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Jerry Watts now kicks J-Twisted in the midsection and hooks him up… Northern Lights Suplex! With a Bridge! 1………………..2…………Kickout by J-Twisted once again…
Rhino:Jerry Watts is now waiting for J-Twisted to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Jerry Watts now hooks up J-Twisted… Inverted Backbreaker! By Jerry Watts…
Rhino:The former EWA World Champion is now in trouble…
Mark:Jerry Watts covers J-Twisted again 1…………..2………..3…No! Kickout by J-Twisted…
Rhino:Jerry Watts is now lining up J-Twisted…
Mark:LIFE LESSON! No! J-Twisted moved out of the way…
Rhino:J-Twisted almost got his head taken off with that kick…
Mark:J-Twisted is back up on his feet and is now opening up on Jerry Watts with right hands…
Rhino:He is just laying in to him…
Mark:J-Twisted whips Jerry Watts off in to the ropes…Powerslam! By J-Twisted… J-Twisted covers Jerry Watts 1…………………..2…………..3…No! Jerry Watts gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Jerry Watts is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:J-Twisted hooks him up… Double Arm DDT! By J-Twisted dropping Jerry Watts right on his head…
Rhino:J-Twisted is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:J-Twisted is going to fly… Swanton Bomb! Connects!
Rhino:That could be it right here and now…
Mark:J-Twisted covers Jerry Watts 1…………………2…………..3………NO! Jerry Watts gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:So close right there…
Mark:Jerry Watts is hanging on by dear life right now as he staggers back up on to his feet…
Rhino:J-Twisted has a look in his eye…
Mark:J-Twisted hooks up Jerry Watts… ONE HITTA QUITTA!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:J-Twisted hooks the leg 1……………….2……………..3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner J-TWISTED!
Rhino:J-Twisted gets off the losing side of things and ends the year with a victory tonight at New Years Evil…
Mark:This is what the former EWA World Champion needed to end the year off with a victory and he was able to do so against Jerry Watts… Will Al Snow be able to become EWA World Champion tonight? He gets his shot tonight when he challenges Lone Jobber in our Main Event… As we now send it back down to the ring for more action…
HardKore Hero vs Raphael
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…Franklinville, New Jersey…Weighing in at 190 Pounds… HARDKORE HERO!
(“Tear it Up” plays as Hardkore Hero enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Washington, D.C…. Weighing in at 245 Pounds… RAPHAEL!
(“Enter Sandman” plays as Raphael enters the arena…)
Mark:Raphael is walking down to the ring…
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:Hardkore Hero dives over the top rope…
Rhino:Raphael saw him coming…
Mark:Hardkore Hero went for a big diving splash but it backfired and he hit the ground hard…
Rhino:Raphael now picks him up and tosses him back in to the ring…
Mark:Hardkore Hero is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Raphael is just stalking Hardkore Hero…
Mark:Raphael lines up Hardkore Hero and drops him with a Spinebuster!
Rhino:Hardkore Hero is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Raphael has him lined up…
Rhino:Watch Out!
Mark:REALITY CHECK!
Rhino:Big kick right there by Raphael…
Mark:Raphael covers Hardkore Hero 1…………………2…………….3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner RAPHAEL!
Rhino:Raphael took advantage of the opportunity that Hardkore Hero provided after that missed high risk move and took care of him easily…
Mark:What does the future for Raphael in 2010? We will have to wait and see… As we now get set for our next contest…
Shawn Michaels vs Ric Flair
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Charlotte, North Carolina…. Weighing in at 243 Pounds… Nature Boy RIC FLAIR!
(“Also sprach Zarathustra” plays as Ric Flair enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go… Ric Flair gets up in the face of Shawn Michaels and and he shoves the Heartbreak Kid back in to the ropes…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels gets right back in to the face of Ric Flair…
Mark:Shawn Michaels tells Ric Flair to bring it and Ric Flair does with chops right across the chest of Shawn Michaels… Ric Flair is now backing Shawn Michaels up in to the ropes with the chops…
Rhino:Wooooo!
Mark:Ric Flair now sends Shawn Michaels off in to the ropes… Reversal by Shawn Michaels… Ric Flair comes off the ropes and Shawn Michaels nails him with a Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Ric Flair is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now charges at Ric Flair… Ric Flair side steps Shawn Michaels and now tosses Shawn Michaels over the top rope…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is holding on to the ropes…
Mark:Shawn Michaels skins the cat back in to the ring… Ric Flair turns around and now charges at Shawn Michaels… Shawn Michaels ducks and pulls down the ropes and Ric Flair goes over to the top rope and to the outside of the ring goes Ric Flair…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is going out after Ric Flair…
Mark:Shawn Michaels grabs Ric Flair and rams him head first in to the side of the ring…
Rhino:Ric Flair looks dazed…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now rolls Ric Flair back in to the ring…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now up on the top rope…
Mark:Ric Flair is back up on to his feet… Shawn Michaels comes off the top rope and nails Ric Flair with a Double Axe Handle!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels caught him square with that Double Axe Handle…
Mark:Shawn Michaels covers Ric Flair 1…………………2…………Kickout by Ric Flair…
Rhino:Ric Flair is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now backing Ric Flair up in to the corner and now Shawn Michaels nails Ric Flair with chops right across the chest… Shawn Michaels with an irish whip… Reversal by Ric Flair… Shawn Michaels flips in the corner and Ric Flair nails him with a Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels gets back up on to his feet..
Mark:From behind Ric Flair with chop lock to Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Ric Flair is now going for the leg of Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Ric Flair is now stomping at the leg of the Heartbreak Kid…
Rhino:Ric Flair is now dragging Shawn Michaels by the leg to the ropes…
Mark:Shawn Michaels leg is draped across the ropes… Ric Flair drops all of his weight right down on to the leg of Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:You can see Shawn Michaels is hurting…
Mark:One more time Ric Flair drives his weight on to the leg of Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is holding on to his leg right now…
Mark:Ric Flair now drags Shawn Michaels back in to the center of the ring…Ric Flair hooks up Shawn Michaels… FIGURE FOUR!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is in trouble now…
Mark:Ric Flair is applying pressure on Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is now trying to crawl to the ropes…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is trying to get to the ropes…
Rhino:Will Shawn Michaels tap out?
Mark:Shawn Michaels is getting to the ropes…
Rhino:Ric Flair moves him back towards the center of the ring…
Mark:The referee is asking Shawn Michaels if he wants to give it up…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels looks to be on the verge of tapping out…
Mark:Shawn Michaels Taps! The Ropes! And now is grabbing the ropes and the hold must be broken..
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is limping back up on to his feet right now…
Mark:Ric Flair now grabs Shawn Michaels by the leg…
Rhino:This isnt good for Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Enziguri Kick! By Shawn Michaels right to the back of the head of Ric Flair…
Rhino:That was a nice escape by Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Both men are down on the canvas right now…
Rhino:Ric Flair is slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is back up limping as well…Ric Flair starts to nail Shawn Michaels with chops…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is coming back with chops to the chest of Ric Flair…
Mark:Both men are chopping each other back and forth…
Rhino:Look at them light each other up…
Mark:Ric Flair whips Shawn Michaels in to the ropes… Shawn Michaels comes off the ropes… Flying Forearm Shot! Connects!
Rhino:Both men are down…
Mark:Shawn Michaels nips back up!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels just grabbed his leg…
Mark:The damage has been done to the leg of Shawn Michaels and he cant captialize…
Rhino:Ric Flair is back up…
Mark:Ric Flair clips Shawn Michaels from behind…
Rhino:This is not going to be good for Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Ric Flair now grabs the leg of Shawn Michaels… FIGURE FOUR! NO! Small Package! 1………………..2…………..3…….NO! Ric Flair kicks out…
Rhino:Both men are getting back up…
Mark:Ric Flair now kicks Shawn Michaels in the midsection…
Rhino:Ric Flair is setting up Shawn Michaels…
Mark:PILEDRIVER! NO! Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Ric Flair staggers to his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels with an Atomic Drop! Shawn Michaels now slams Ric Flair down to the canvas…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Shawn Michaels comes off the top rope… FLYING ELBOW DROP! CONNECTS!
Rhino:Ric Flair is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels has Ric Flair lined up…SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO! Ducked! School Boy! 1………………………2…………….3……….NO! Shawn Michaels kicks out…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels staggers up…
Mark:Ric Flair charges… Clothesline… Ducked! SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels got all of that kick…
Mark:Shawn Michaels hooks the leg 1………………….2………………3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SHAWN MICHAELS!
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels pulls out the victory here tonight…
Mark:The Showstopper continues to roll on as we end 2009… As we now get set for our first title match up of the evening…
EWA Womens Championship Match
Hailey Wade(c) vs Alexis Laree
Pa Announcer:This next contest is for the EWA Womens Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger…Introducing first… From Richmond, Virginia… Weighing in at 125 Pounds… ALEXIS LAREE!
(“Fake It” Plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent…From Hollywood, Ca… Weighing in at 125 Pounds…The EWA Womens Champion…HAILEY WADE!
(“Getting away with murder” plays as Hailey Wade enters the arena…)
Mark:Hailey Wade locks up with Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Both women are battling for position…
Mark:Alexis Laree backs Hailey Wade up in to the corner… Alexis Laree goes in for a couple of shots…Hailey Wade ducks and now backs Alexis Laree in to the corner…And starts nailing her with shots…
Rhino:Hailey Wade nails Alexis Laree with some pretty good shots right now…
Mark:Hailey Wade now whips Alexis Laree off in the farside corner… Hailey Wade charges in and nails Alexis Laree with a clothesline…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Hailey Wade from behind drives Alexis Laree in to the mat with a Running Bulldog! The EWA Womens Champion Hailey Wade goes for the cover 1………………..2……………Kickout by Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Alexis Laree gets back up on to her feet..
Mark:Hailey Wade now hooks up Alexis Laree and nails her with a Vertical Suplex…
Rhino:The EWA Womens Champion is now heading up on to the middle rope…
Mark:Hailey Wade comes off the top rope with a Leg Drop! Hailey Wade covers Alexis Laree once again 1…………….2………….Kickout once again by Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Hailey Wade is now waiting for Alexis Laree to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Hailey Wade now hooks up Alexis Laree and nails her with a Side Slam!
Rhino:The EWA Womens Champion has been taking it to her challenger right now…
Mark:Hailey Wade covers Alexis Laree 1…………………..2………………Kickout once again by Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is trying to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Hailey Wade is now behind Alexis Laree… Belly to Back Suplex! No! Alexis Laree escapes out of it and now pushes Hailey Wade in to the ropes… Alexis Laree with a Roll Up! 1………………2……………Kickout by Hailey Wade…
Rhino:Hailey Wade is getting back up on to her feet…
Mark:Alexis Laree now kicks Hailey Wade in the midsection and now nails her with a Swinging Neckbreaker! Alexis Laree goes for a quick cover 1…………………2………….Kickout by Hailey Wade…
Rhino:Hailey Wade is now slow to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Alexis Laree now hooks up the EWA Womens Champion and nails her with a Front Face Suplex!
Rhino:Hailey Wade was driven face first in to the mat…
Mark:The former EWA Womens Champion is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Hailey Wade is back up and stops Alexis Laree up on the top rope…
Mark:Hailey Wade is now climbing up on to the top rope…
Rhino:The EWA Womens Champion has Alexis Laree setup…
Mark:Superplex!
Rhino:Alexis Laree driven right in to the mat…
Mark:Hailey Wade now covers Alexis Laree 1……………………2………………..3………..NO! Alexis Laree gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now trying to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Hailey Wade now hooks up Alexis Laree and nails her with a DDT!
Rhino:The EWA Womens Champion is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Hailey Wade is going to be putting her away right here and now…
Rhino:Hailey Wade is going to fly…
Mark:HAILEYS COMET! MISSED!
Rhino:Alexis Laree moved out of the way…
Mark:Hailey Wade is now staggering up on to her feet…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is back up as well…
Mark:Alexis Laree lines up Hailey Wade… CHICK KICK!
Rhino:Alexis Laree got all of that kick…
Mark:Hailey Wade is out on her feet… Alexis Laree hooks her up… LAREE DDT!
Rhino:Hailey Wade is out…
Mark:Alexis Laree hooks the leg 1……………………..2……………….3………. NEW CHAMPION!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA Womens Champion ALEXIS LAREE!
Rhino:Alexis Laree is once again the EWA Womens Champion…
Mark:Alexis Laree recaptures the title and heads in to the new Decade as the EWA Womens Champion… As we now get set for our next title match up of the evening…
EWA Total Impact Championship Match
Troy “The Rampage” Joseph (c) vs Diamond Dallas Page
Pa Announcer:This next contest is for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From The Jersey Shore… Weighing in at 253 Pounds… DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE!
(“Self High Five” plays as Diamond Dallas Page enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent….From Shangra-la… Weighing in at 225 Pounds… The EWA Total Impact Champion… TROY “THE RAMPAGE” Joseph…
(“Hall of Illusion” plays as Troy “The Rampage” Joseph enters the arena…)
Mark:DDP and Troy “The Rampage” Joseph go right after one another with right hands..
Rhino:Both men are trading shots back and forth…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph takes advantage and backs DDP back up in to the corner…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is opening up on DDP in the corner…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph whips DDP off in the farside corner… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph comes charging in at DDP… DDP gets his boots up in the face of Troy Joseph…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is now spinning around…
Mark:Diamond Dallas Page now nails Troy Joseph with a Short Arm Clothesline!
Rhino:Troy Joseph is now getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:DDP now hooks up Troy Joseph and nails him with a Side Walk Slam!
Rhino:DDP is now heading to the outside of the ring..
Mark:Troy Joseph has gotten back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:As DDP was looking for a weapon on the outside of the ring… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph dives through the ropes and lands right down on to DDP on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is now mounting DDP…
Mark:Rights and lefts from the EWA Total Impact Champion to DDP on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:DDP is trying to escapes…
Mark:Troy Joseph grabs DDP and now sends him off in to the Steel Guard Rail…
Rhino:DDP is staggering around…
Mark:Troy Joseph nails him with a dropkick!
Rhino:Troy Joseph just threw a steel chair in to the ring…
Mark:Troy Joseph now rolls DDP back in to the ring…
Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion is now looking to make his way up on to the top rope…
Mark:DDP is back up and he throws the Steel Chair right at Troy Joseph and it knocks Troy Joseph right off the top rope…
Rhino:DDP is now shaking off the attack from Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…
Mark:DDP has the Steel Chair opened up as Troy Joseph gets back up on to his feet… DDP sets up Troy Joseph… Side Slam in to the Steel Chair!
Rhino:Troy Joseph is holding on to his back right now…
Mark:DDP folds up the chair and drives it right in to the lower back of Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…
Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion is hurting…
Mark:DDP continues to drive the chair in to the back of Troy Joseph…
Rhino:DDP is looking to become the next EWA Total Impact Champion..
Mark:Troy Joseph is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:DDP is lining him up…
Mark:Side Walk Slam again by DDP…
Rhino:What does DDP have in mind right now…
Mark:DDP is now setting up Troy Joseph… BOSTON CRAB!
Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is in trouble…
Mark:Troy Joseph is trying to crawl to the ropes…
Rhino:DDP keeps putting the pressure on the back of Troy Joseph…
Mark:Troy Joseph is crawling as best as he can to the ropes…
Rhino:DDP wants to become champion…
Mark:Troy Joseph reaches out for the ropes…
Rhino:DDP pulls him back…
Mark:The referee wants to know if Troy Joseph wants to give it up…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is saying now…
Mark:Troy Joseph is now fighting to the ropes… Troy Joseph reaches out and grabs the ropes…
Rhino:The damage has been done to Troy Joseph…
Mark:DDP is now positioning the steel chair where he wants it…
Rhino:This could be the end of the title reign for Troy Joseph…
Mark:Troy Joseph is staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:DDP has him setup…
Mark:DIAMOND CUTTER! NO! Blocked by Troy Joseph…
Rhino:DDP was sent in to the corner…
Mark:Troy Joseph now picks up the Steel Chair and nails DDP right in the head with the chair…
Rhino:That was a hard shot with that Steel Chair…
Mark:Troy Joseph now drops the chair and hooks up DDP… DDT on to the Steel Chair!
Rhino:Look at the fire in the eyes of Troy Joseph right now…
Mark:Troy Joseph is now bringing a table in to the ring…
Rhino:The table has now been setup…
Mark:Troy Joseph is now waiting for DDP to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:DDP looks to be out of it…
Mark:Troy Joseph sets him up… RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE THROUGH THE TABLE!
Rhino:The referee is checking on DDP…
Mark:DDP has been knocked out… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Total Impact Champion TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is still your EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:Troy Joseph continues to reign supreme in the EWA Total Impact Title division as we head in to 2010… Will Lone Jobber still be EWA World Champion? Lets find out right now as we get set for our Main Event…
EWA World Heavyweight Championship Last Man Standing Match
Lone Jobber(c) vs Al Snow
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the Last Man Standing Match for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Lima, Ohio.. Weighing in at 235 pounds.. AL SNOW!
(“What Does Everybody Want” plays as Al Snow enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds…The EWA World Champion…El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:Lone Jobber and Al Snow face to face in the center of the ring…
Rhino:One of these two men will go in to the new decade as the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Lone Jobber goes in for a right hand… Al Snow blocks and now starts to nail Lone Jobber with right hands… Al Snow now whips Lone Jobber off in to the ropes…Lone Jobber comes off the ropes and gets nailed with a Clothesline…
Rhino:Lone Jobber gets back up after that clothesline…
Mark:Al Snow now scoops up Lone Jobber and slams him down to the canvas… Al Snow comes off the ropes and goes for an elbow drop but Lone Jobber rolled out of the way…
Rhino:Lone Jobber gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Al Snow is back up and Lone Jobber nails him with right hands…Lone Jobber hooks up Al Snow and takes him over with a Snap Suplex…
Rhino:The EWA World Champion is now putting the boots to Al Snow at the moment…
Mark:Al Snow is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…Lone Jobber nails him with chops across the chest in the corner and now pulls Al Snow out of the corner and nails him with a Hangman’s Neckbreaker!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now going right to the outside of the ring and is looking for a weapon of some sort underneath the ring…
Mark:Lone Jobber is pulling out a singapore cane out from underneath the ring…
Rhino:Anything goes in this match up as the way to win is to knock your opponent out so they cant make it back up on to their feet by the count of ten…
Mark:Lone Jobber now nails Al Snow right across the back with the singapore cane…
Rhino:One more shot by Lone Jobber…
Mark:El Presidente with three straight shots right to the back of Al Snow with the singapore cane…
Rhino:Al Snow is hurting…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now choking Al Snow with the singapore cane…
Rhino:There is nothing the referee can do to stop Lone Jobber from choking Al Snow…
Mark:Lone Jobber finally lets go of the choke and you can see Al Snow is trying to catch his breath…
Rhino:You hear him coughing right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber now pulls Al Snow up on to his feet and now sets him up and nails him with a DDT!
Rhino:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion is now heading up on the top rope…
Mark:Al Snow is back up on his feet and he knocks Lone Jobber off the top rope and Lone Jobber goes crashing in to the Steel Guard Rail…
Rhino:Al Snow is now going out after Lone Jobber…
Mark:Al Snow grabs Lone Jobber and starts nailing him with right hands…
Rhino:He is knocking him back up the ramp…
Mark:Lone Jobber is groggy after those right hands… Al Snow grabs Lone Jobber by the arms and nails him with Trapping Headbutts!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is spinning around…
Mark:Al Snow scoops up Lone Jobber and slams Lone Jobber down on to the Steel Ramp…
Rhino:Al Snow is picking up the pace right now…
Mark:Al Snow now picks up Lone Jobber by the hair and now drags him up the ramp…
Rhino:What is Al Snow going to do now?
Mark:Al Snow grabs Lone Jobber and tosses him in to the Set!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is dazed…
Mark:Al Snow hooks him up and nails him with a DDT!
Rhino:Where is Al Snow going right now…
Mark:Al Snow is pulling a ladder out from the backstage area…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Al Snow charges and nails Lone Jobber right in the head with the Ladder!
Rhino:Al Snow is now setting up the ladder…
Mark:It doesn’t look like Al Snow is done…
Rhino:Al Snow has gone to the back and is bringing a table out from the back…
Mark:It is looking like Rhino the challenger to the EWA World Heavyweight Championship Al Snow has something in mind right about now…
Rhino:Al Snow is now putting Lone Jobber on the table…
Mark:Al Snow is now climbing up the ladder…
Rhino:This is going to be a big chance right here from the Number One Contender…
Mark:Al Snow is on the top of the ladder…
Rhino:Incoming!
Mark:BIG SPLASH! THROUGH THE TABLE!
Rhino:Both men are down after that splash…
Mark:I dont think that Lone Jobber is going to be getting up…
Rhino:The referee has begun his count…
Mark:Four… Five…
Rhino:Will Lone Jobber kae it back up on to his feet?
Mark:Six… Seven… Eight… Nine… Lone Jobber gets back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Al Snow thought he had him put away…
Mark:Al Snow is now trying to figure out his next move right now…
Rhino:Lone Jobber looks to be really out on his feet…
Mark:Al Snow picks up Lone Jobber and now has him up on his shoulders…
Rhino:What is he going to do now?
Mark:Al Snow now runs towards the set… Lone Jobber slides off the shoulder of Al Snow…And now pushes Al Snow in to the set…
Rhino:Al Snow is now spinning around…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now lining up Al Snow… LOW CARD KICK!
Rhino:Big time kick by the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:The referee is now counting down Al Snow…
Rhino:Will Al Snow get up?
Mark:The referee is up to five… Six… And Al Snow is back up on to his feet..
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now nailing Al Snow with right hands…
Mark:Lone Jobber now connects with a clothesline to Al Snow…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now closing up the ladder…
Mark:Al Snow is now getting back up on to his feet…Lone Jobber charges and nails Al Snow right in the face with the Ladder!
Rhino:Al Snow just took that shot head on…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now looking to put the challenger away right now…
Rhino:Al Snow is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber has him setup…
Rhino:This could be it for Al Snow right here and now…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks up Al Snow… THE HERTIAGE! NO! Countered! BACK BODY DROP OFF THE STAGE!
Rhino:Lone Jobber isnt moving…
Mark:The referee has run down to go check on Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Al Snow has gotten back up on to his feet…
Mark:The referee is beginning his count…
Rhino:Are we looking at a new EWA World Heavyweight Champion?
Mark:Four… Five… Six…
Rhino:No movement…
Mark:Seven… Eight… Nine… TEN! NO! LONE JOBBER IS UP!
Rhino:Al Snow cant believe it…
Mark:Al Snow is now running down below the stage and is going after Lone Jobber…
Rhino:I cant believe Al Snow got up…
Mark:Al Snow just now grabbed a Steel Chair…
Rhino:Lone Jobber still looks to be out on his feet…
Mark:Al Snow lines up Lone Jobber… STEEL CHAIR SHOT! NO! Lone Jobber ducked out of the way… Al Snow turns around… LOW CARD KICK!
Rhino:Al Snow is now dazed…
Mark:Lone Jobber is trying to gather himself now…
Rhino:Lone Jobber and Al Snow are now trading shots…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now hooking up Al Snow for a suplex…Al Snow blocks and nails him with a Suplex…
Rhino:What is Al Snow doing now?
Mark:Al Snow is now positioning Lone Jobber…
Rhino:They are near the production table..
Mark:Al Snow has Lone Jobber setup… POWERBOMB! NO! Lone Jobber blocks… BACK BODY DROP!
Rhino:Al Snow lands right on the table…
Mark:Where is Lone Jobber going now…
Rhino:I have no idea…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now climbed up above the tables…
Rhino:Whats Lone Jobber going to do?
Mark:450 SPLASH THROUGH THE TABLE!
Rhino:It Worked!
Mark:Both men arent moving though as they both went through the table hard…
Rhino:The referee has begun his count…
Mark:Three… Four… Five…
Rhino:Neither Man is moving…
Mark:Six… Seven… Eight…
Rhino:Theres Movement…
Mark:Nine… TEN! LONE JOBBER IS UP! ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA World Heavyweight Champion LONE JOBBER!
Rhino:Lone Jobber has done it…
Mark:Lone Jobber is still your EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:Lone Jobber caps off the year he has had and ends it still the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:What a year its been… What a Decade of Extreme its been… We will see you all in 2010… Good Night Everyone And Happy New Year!
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