Friday Night Frenzy 01-22-10
Mark:We are live in Mobile, Alabama for Friday Night Frenzy and Rhino.. What a Main Event we have for everyone here tonight… As the EWA Total Impact Championship is going to be on the line when Troy Joseph defends against The Nature Boy Ric Flair…
Rhino:Can The Nature Boy stop the longest reigning champion in the EWA?
Mark:Thats the question many peoples minds tonight and we will see if he can do it…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is the longest reigning champion in the company today… Its going to be a hard task getting the belt away from him…
Mark:Good point… Also tonight we will see the Number One Contender for the EWA World Heavyweight Champion Richard Drivher in action as he takes on Al Snow tonight…
Rhino:Lone Jobber will be the referee for that one…
Mark:Will Lone Jobber screw over Richard Drivher? We will see…
Rhino:Its going to be interesting to see what happens…
Mark:It sure will be…As lets get to the ring for our opening contest…
J-Twisted vs Ultimate Warrior
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall.. Introducing first…From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 275… ULTIMATE WARRIOR!
(“Unstable” plays as Ultimate Warrior enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Brick City, NJ… Weighing in at 258 Pounds…J-TWISTED!
(“La La La” plays as J-Twisted enters the arena…)
Mark:J-Twisted comes right out and goes after the Ultimate Warrior nailing him with right hands…
Rhino:The former EWA World Champion is just laying in with those shots…
Mark:J-Twisted whips The Ultimate Warrior in to the ropes… The Ultimate Warrior with a reversal and J-Twisted comes off the ropes… Warrior nails him with a clothesline…
Rhino:J-Twisted gets right back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Ultimate Warrior grabs J-Twisted and tosses him over the top rope and to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Ultimate Warrior is going out after J-Twisted…
Mark:Ulitmate Warrior grabs J-Twisted by the head and rams him in to the side of the ring…
Rhino:J-Twisted is spinning around…
Mark:Ultimate Warrior now with an irish whip and J-Twisted goes in to the Steel Guard Rail…
Rhino:J-Twisted staggers towards the Ultimate Warrior…
Mark:Back Body Drop!
Rhino:J-Twisted hit the ground hard…
Mark:The Ultimate Warrior now rolls J-Twisted back in to the ring…
Rhino:You can see that the former EWA World Champion is struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Ultimate Warrior now with shots to J-Twisted and now backs him up in to the ropes… Ultimate Warrior with an irish whip… J-Twisted comes off the ropes… Flying Shoulder Block! Ducked!
Rhino:J-Twisted had that move scouted…
Mark:Ultimate Warrior is now staggering up on to his feet… J-Twisted lines him up… Jawbreaker!
Rhino:Now the Ultimate Warrior is spinning around…
Mark:J-Twisted now scoops up Ultimate Warrior… Shoulder Breaker!
Rhino:J-Twisted is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:J-Twisted is up on the top rope… Swanton Bomb! Connects!
Rhino:Big high risk move just paid off for J-Twisted…
Mark:J-Twisted now covers Warrior 1…………………..2…………3……No! Ultimate Warrior kicks out…
Rhino:J-Twisted is now waiting for Ultimate Warrior to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:J-Twisted with a kick to the midsection and now hooks up Warrior… Double Arm DDT!
Rhino:Warrior is in trouble again…
Mark:J-Twisted covers Ultimate Warrior again 1……………2………3……No! Ultimate Warrior gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close one right there…
Mark:J-Twisted is now looking to put the Ultimate Warrior away right here and now…
Rhino:J-Twisted has him lined up…
Mark:ONE HITTA QUITTA! NO! Ultimate Warrior blocks it…
Rhino:The Ultimate Warrior is now opening up on J-Twisted…
Mark:Ultimate Warrior whips J-Twisted off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:J-Twisted is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Ultimate Warrior whips him in to the ropes… Powerslam! Ultimate Warrior covers J-Twisted 1………………….2………….3…NO! J-Twisted gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close near fall right there…
Mark:J-Twisted is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Warrior is looking to set him up now…
Mark:Ultimate Warrior scoops up J-Twisted… Running Powerslam! Ultimate Warrior goes right for the cover 1……………2…………..3………NO! J-Twisted gets his shoulder up once again…
Rhino:Warrior is now waiting for J-Twisted to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Ultimate Warrior lifts him up in the air… Press Slam!
Rhino:You know whats coming now…
Mark:WARRIOR SPLASH! NO! J-Twisted gets his knees up…
Rhino:Nice counter…
Mark:The Ultimate Warrior is now spinning around… J-Twisted hooks him up… ONE HITTA QUITTA!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:J-Twisted covers Ultimate Warrior 1…………………2…………3…… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner J-TWISTED!
Rhino:J-Twisted picks up the victory here tonight at Friday Night Frenzy…
Mark:Still to come tonight we will see Troy “The Rampage” Joseph in action as he will be defending the EWA Total Impact Championship against Ric Flair… As we now get back to the ring for more action…
Melina vs Mya Parks
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Washington, D.C… Weighing in at 125 Pounds… MYA PARKS!
(“Monster” plays as Mya Parks enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent…From Los Angeles, California… Weighing in at 123 Pounds… MELINA!
(“Paparazzi” plays as Melina enters the arena…)
Mark:Melina and Mya Parks lock up in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Both women are battling for position…
Mark:Melina backs Mya Parks up in to the corner and is now nailing her with forearms…
Rhino:She is really laying in those shots…
Mark:Melina now whips Mya Parks off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Here comes Melina…
Mark:Melina charges in… Mya Parks gets her boot up in the face of Melina…
Rhino:Melina is spinning around…
Mark:Mya Parks comes out of the corner and nails her with a Running Headscissors…
Rhino:Melina is now staggering back up on to her feet…
Mark:Mya Parks now scoops up Melina and slams her down to the canvas…Mya Parks comes off the ropes and drops an elbow right down in to the chest of Melina…Mya Parks with a quick cover 1………….2…….Melina kicks out…
Rhino:Melina is getting back up on to her feet…
Mark:Mya Parks is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Melina is back up on to her feet…
Mark:Melina stops Mya Parks up on the top rope and now launches her off the top rope…
Rhino:Mya Parks is staggering up on to her feet…
Mark:Melina lines up Mya Parks and nails her with a dropkick… Melina covers Mya Parks 1……………..2………..Kickout by Mya Parks…
Rhino:Mya Parks is slowly getting back up on to her feet…
Mark:Melina whips Mya Parks off in to the ropes… Crossbody! By Melina! Cover 1………………2……….3….No! Mya Parks gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Melina is now waiting for Mya Parks to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Melina is now hooking up Mya Parks…
Rhino:This is not going to be good for Mya Parks…
Mark:Melina hooks her up… LAST CALL! NO! Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Nice counter by Mya Parks…
Mark:Melina is now staggering back up on to her feet… Mya Parks nails Melina with her with shots…
Rhino:Mya Parks is laying in Melina…
Mark:Mya Parks whips Melina in to the ropes… Drop Toe Hold! Right on to the middle rope…
Rhino:Mya Parks has her lined up…
Mark:Mya Parks charges… 202!
Rhino:Melina looks to be out of it…
Mark:Mya Parks now hooks up Melina… IMPACT!
Rhino:That could be it…
Mark:Mya Parks now covers Melina 1……………….2………….3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner MYA PARKS!
Rhino:A nice victory here tonight for Mya Parks…
Mark:Still to come tonight we will be seeing the Number One Contender for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship Richard Drivher in action against Al Snow… As we now get back to the ring for more action…
Shawn Michaels vs Raphael
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Washington, D.C…. Weighing in at 245 Pounds… RAPHAEL!
(“Enter Sandman” plays as Raphael enters the arena…)
Mark:Shawn Michaels locks up with Raphael… Raphael locks in a side headlock in on Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is trying to fight out of it…
Mark:Shawn Michaels with elbows right to the midsection and now shoves Raphael off in to the ropes… Raphael comes off the ropes… Shawn Michaels goes for a hiptoss… Blocked by Raphael who counters with a hiptoss of his own…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Raphael now hooks up Shawn Michaels and nails him with a Swinging Neckbreaker! Raphael covers Shawn Michaels 1………….2………Kickout by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Raphael now with a couple of shots to the midsection of Shawn Michaels and now hooks him up… Side Effect!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels driven right down in to the mat…
Mark:Raphael now covers Shawn Michaels 1…………..2……..Kickout by Shawn Michaels once again…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now staggering back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Raphael whips Shawn Michaels hard in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels just flipped out of the corner…
Mark:Raphael lines up Shawn Michaels and nails him with a Big Clothesline!
Rhino:Big time clothesline by Raphael…
Mark:Raphael now covers Shawn Michaels 1……………..2…………….Kickout one more time by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Raphael is now heading up on the top rope…
Mark:Raphael is going to fly… Shooting Star Press! No!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels moved out of the way…
Mark:Raphael is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is back up on to his feet as well…
Mark:Shawn Michaels with chops across the chest of Raphael and now sends him off in to the ropes… Back Elbow! By Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Raphael gets right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now scoops up Raphael and slams him straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels just stomped right on to the face of Raphael…
Mark:The Heartbreak Kid is now heading up on to the top rope..
Rhino:Raphael has staggered back on to his feet…
Mark:Double Axe Handle! By Shawn Michaels taking Raphael off of his feet…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is starting to get on a roll right now…
Mark:Shawn Michaels covers Raphael 1…………..2……3..No! Raphael kicks out…
Rhino:Raphael is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels scoops up Raphael… Raphael rakes the eyes of Shawn Michaels and shoves him in to the corner…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is staggering backwards…
Mark:Reverse DDT! By Raphael…
Rhino:Nice counter by Raphael…
Mark:Raphael now covers Shawn Michaels 1……………2……….3…No! Shawn Michaels gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Raphael is now waiting for Shawn Michaels to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Heartbreak Kid is dazed…
Rhino:Raphael has him lined up…
Mark:REALITY CHECK! NO! Ducked by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels saw that kick coming…
Mark:Raphael spins around and Shawn Michaels slams him straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is now heading up on the top rope…
Mark:Flying Elbow Drop! Connects! Driving his elbow right down in to the heart of Raphael…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now tuning up the band…
Mark:Raphael is staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels has him lined up…
Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels got all of that kick…
Mark:Shawn Michaels covers Raphael 1……………..2…………3…… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SHAWN MICHAELS!
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels continues to roll on with a victory here tonight at Friday Night Frenzy…
Mark:We will be seeing Shawn Michaels partner Triple H in action in just a little while as we get back to the ring for more action…
Lil Kim vs Gina Carano
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Las Vegas, Nevada… Weighing in 143 Pounds… GINA CARANO!
(Carano’s theme plays as she enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent…From Brooklyn, Ny… Weighing in at 113 Pounds… LIL KIM!
(“Fuck You” plays as Lil Kim enters the arena…)
Mark:Lil Kim locks eyes with Gina Carano…
Rhino:Lil Kim doesn’t look like she is going to back down…
Mark:Lil Kim charges and tackles Gina Carano…
Rhino:Look at Lil Kim go…
Mark:Lil Kim is opening up with rights and lefts to Gina Carano…
Rhino:Gina Carano just shoves her right off of her…
Mark:Gina Carano is back up to a vertical base… Lil Kim charges at her and now tackles her out of the ring…
Rhino:They are both rolling around on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Lil Kim is coming out fighting tonight Rhino…
Rhino:She sure is…
Mark:Gina Carano gets to her feet and Lil Kim charges and drives her back in to the guard rail…
Rhino:Gina Carano is dazed at the moment…
Mark:Lil Kim charges and drives her face first right in to the ground…
Rhino:Lil Kim is a fighter and she is showing it tonight…
Mark:Gina Carano gets rolled back in to the ring by Lil Kim…
Rhino:Lil Kim is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Flying Crossbody! Caught!
Rhino:This is not good for Lil Kim…
Mark:Gina Carano drives her in to the mat with a Front Slam!
Rhino:That backfired on Lil Kim…
Mark:Gina Carano covers Lil Kim 1……………2………Kickout by Lil Kim…
Rhino:Lil Kim is now slow to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Gina Carano hooks up Lil Kim… Belly to Belly Suplex! By Gina Carano driving Lil Kim in to the mat…
Rhino:Lil Kim is hurting…
Mark:Gina Carano covers Lil Kim 1……………2……….3…No! Lil Kim gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Lil Kim is now trying to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Gina Carano is now going behind Lil Kim… German Suplex!
Rhino:Lil Kim dropped right on the back of her head…
Mark:Gina Carano covers Lil Kim again 1………………….2…………3…….NO! Lil Kim gets her shoulder up once again…
Rhino:Lil Kim looks to be out of it Mark…
Mark:Gina Carano is now waiting for Lil Kim to get back up on to her feet…
Rhino:This could be the end of the line for Lil Kim…
Mark:Gina Carano is now hooking her up…CARANO CRUSH!
Rhino:This is not gong to be good…
Mark:Lil Kim is still on a vertical base…
Rhino:If Gina Carano gets her down on to the ground its going to be lights out for Lil Kim…
Mark:Lil Kim looks to be fading away…
Rhino:This is going to be it…
Mark:Lil Kim with a head of steam and runs up the corner… Lil Kim flips over…
Rhino:Gina Carano still has the Carano Crush locked in…
Mark:Flip over in to a pin 1……………….2…………3……..SHE GOT HER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LIL KIM!
Rhino:Lil Kim pulls out the Surprising Victory over Gina Carano…
Mark:Gina Carano couldn’t believe it…
Rhino:Lil Kim with a huge victory tonight…
Mark:How will Gina Carano react to this loss? We will have to wait and see as we get back to the ring for more action…
Triple H vs Gorch Fock
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… Weighing in at 265 Pounds… GORCH FOCK!
(“Toccata” plays as Gorch Fock enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Game TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Mark:Gorch Fock gets right up in the face of Triple H…
Rhino:Gorch Fock isnt backing down from Triple H…
Mark:Triple H shoves Gorch Fock…
Rhino:Gorch Fock shoves back…
Mark:Triple H shoves Gorch Fock again…
Rhino:Gorch Fock shoves him back again…
Mark:Triple H goes for a right hand… Gorch Fock blocks and now starts to open up on Triple H with right hands…
Rhino:Gorch Fock is laying it in on Triple H…
Mark:Gorch Fock whips Triple H off in to the ropes…Dropkick! By Gorch Fock… Gorck Fock goes for a quick cover 1……………2……….Kickout by Triple H…
Rhino:The Game is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Gorch Fock charges in at Triple H in the corner…Big Splash!
Rhino:Triple H is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:From Behind Gorch Fock connects with a Running Bulldog! Gorch Fock covers Triple H 1…………….2………..Kickout again by Triple H…
Rhino:The Game is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Gorch Fock charges in at Triple H… Triple H ducks… Hot Shot!
Rhino:Gorch Fock dropped throat first on to the top rope…
Mark:Gorch Fock is now spinning around… Triple H nails him with a Knee Buster!
Rhino:Gorch Fock continues to look dazed right now…
Mark:Short Arm Clothesline! By Triple H laying out Gorch Fock…
Rhino:Triple H has regained control of this match up…
Mark:Gorch Fock is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Triple H is lining him up…
Mark:Triple H sets up Gorch Fock… Spinebuster!
Rhino:Gorch Fock just driven right in to the mat…
Mark:Triple H covers Gorch Fock 1……………….2………….3……NO! Gorch Fock kicks out…
Rhino:Triple H thought he had ihm down for the count…
Mark:Gorch Fock slowly gets back up on to his feet…
Rhino:This is going to be the end for Gorch Fock…
Mark:Triple H hooks him up… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:That’s it…
Mark:Triple H covers Gorch Fock 1………………2………….3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRIPLE H!
Rhino:Triple H with another victory tonight…
Mark:Triple H has made his way back up on the stage and here comes Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:What is Shawn Michaels doing out here?
Mark:Looks like we are going to find out…
HBK:I told the world earlier that Hunter and I were going to have some fun tonight and that’s exactly what we are going to do…As you see a few weeks ago Hunter and I gained possession of the EWA Tag Team Titles…
HHH:We got a really good deal on them…
HBK:We did… Now to start the year off right… We have decided that at the first Pay Per View of 2010… Nightmare on EWA Boulevard… We are going to be issuing an Open Challenge to any tag team out there that wants a shot at the titles… Doesn’t matter who you are or what your alliance is… The Tag Team Titles will be on the line at Nightmare on EWA Boulevard… And if your not down with that… We have TWO WORDS FOR YA!
Crowd:SUCK IT!
Mark:The Tag Team Titles on the line next week? Lets see what happens as we get back to the ring for more action…
Non Title Match
Alexis Laree vs Ezay Pusay
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Non Title Match set for one fall… Introducing first…From Shangrla… Weighing in at 115 Pounds… EZAY PUSAY!
(“What is a Juggalo” plays as Ezay Pusay enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent…From Richmond, Virginia… Weighing in at 125 Pounds…The EWA Womens Champion…ALEXIS LAREE!
(“Fake It” Plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)
Mark:Alexis Laree locks up with Ezay Pusay and is now backing her up in to the ropes…
Rhino:Ezay Pusay just shoved Alexis Laree…
Mark:Alexis Laree didn’t like that and charges at Ezay Pusay… Ezay Pusay ducks and back drops Alexis Laree over the top rope…
Rhino:Alexis Laree landed on the apron…
Mark:Ezay Pusay now turns around and Alexis Laree nails her with a couple of forearm shots…
Rhino:Ezay Pusay is staggering backwards…
Mark:Alexis Laree with a Slingshot Headscissors! Taking Ezay Pusay off of her feet…
Rhino:Ezay Pusay gets back up on to her feet in the corner…
Mark:Alexis Laree climbs the ropes and starts hammering her with right hands…
Rhino:Ten Straight right hands by Alexis Laree…
Mark:Ezay Pusay is now staggering out of the corner… Alexis Laree charges… Running Bulldog! No! Ezay Pusay blocks and shoves her off in to the ropes… Alexis Laree comes off the ropes and Ezay Pusay nails her with a clothesline…
Rhino:Alexis Laree staggers back up…
Mark:Ezay Pusay grabs her by the hair and tosses her across the ring…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now slow to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Ezay Pusay now grabs Alexis Laree and nails her with a Swinging Neckbreaker! Ezay Pusay covers Alexis Laree 1………..2…….Kickout by the EWA Womens Champion…
Rhino:Ezay Pusay is now waiting for Alexis Laree to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Ezay Pusay backs Alexis Laree up in to the corner with right hands… Ezay Pusay with an irish whip sending Alexis Laree off in to the farside…
Rhino:Here comes Ezay Pusay…
Mark:Running Splash! Connects by Ezay Pusay as Alexis Laree comes staggering out of the corner… Ezay Pusay hooks her up… Brainbuster!
Rhino:Alexis Laree dropped right on her head…
Mark:Ezay Pusay covers Alexis Laree 1…………2…………3…….NO! Alexis Laree gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Really close nearfall right there…
Mark:Ezay Pusay is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:It looks like Ezay Pusay is going to be taking a chance right now…
Mark:Alexis Laree staggers to her feet and shakes the ropes…
Rhino:Ezay Pusay is caught on the top rope…
Mark:Alexis Laree now lines her up… Hurricanranna! Off the top rope by the EWA Womens Champion…
Rhino:Nice move by Alexis Laree…
Mark:Alexis Laree covers Ezay Pusay 1……………2………….3…….NO! Ezay Pusay kicks out…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now trying to get back in to this match up…
Mark:Alexis Laree sends Ezay Pusay off in to the ropes… Thez Press! With right hands by Alexis Laree…
Rhino:The EWA Womens Champion is just hammering Ezay Pusay with shots…
Mark:Ezay Pusay is dazed as she is getting back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now lining her up…
Mark:CHICK KICK!
Rhino:Alexis Laree got all of that kick…
Mark:Alexis Laree covers Ezay Pusay 1……………..2………..3………NO! Ezay Pusay gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Alexis Laree thought she had her down for the count…
Mark:Alexis Laree is now waiting for Ezay Pusay to get back up on to her feet…
Rhino:This is going to be the end right here and now…
Mark:Alexis Laree hooks her up… LAREE DDT! NO! Blocked as Ezay Pusay drives her in to the corner…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is staggering out the corner…
Mark:Ezay Pusay heads to the top rope…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:BITCH GO ROUND!
Rhino:Ezay Pusay connected…
Mark:Ezay Pusay covers Alexis Laree 1……………2…………..3……….SHE GOT HER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner EZAY PUSAY!
Rhino:Ezay Pusay just beat the EWA Womens Champion…
Mark:Does this make Ezay Pusay the Number One Contender?
Rhino:Im not sure…
Mark:As we now get to see the Number One Contender Richard Drivher in action…
Special Referee-Lone Jobber
Richard Drivher vs Al Snow
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… The Special Referee… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion LONE JOBBER!
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Now Introducing the Participants… First…From Hollywood, Ca… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… RICHARD DRIVHER!
(“Rubberdoll” plays as Richard Drivher enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Lima, Ohio.. Weighing in at 235 pounds.. AL SNOW!
(“What Does Everybody Want” plays as Al Snow enters the arena…)
Mark:Al Snow and Richard Drivher lock up in the center of the ring… As Al Snow nails Richard Drivher with a couple of right hands and now backs him up in to the corner…
Rhino:Al Snow is now driving his shoulder right in to the midsection of the Number One Contender…
Mark:Al Snow whips Richard Drivher off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Richard Drivher is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Al Snow hooks up Richard Drivher… Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:Richard Drivher was sent across the ring by Al Snow…
Mark:Al Snow covers Richard Drivher as Lone Jobber makes the count… 1……..2…….Kickout by Richard Drivher…
Rhino:Richard Drivher is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Al Snow hooks up Richard Drivher and nails him with a Snap Suplex! Another cover by Al Snow 1…………2……..Kickout by Richard Drivher…
Rhino:Al Snow is now pulling Richard Drivher up on to his feet…
Mark:Al Snow with chops across the chest of Richard Drivher…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is watching on as the man he beat at New Years Evil is taking on the man he will face at Nightmare on EWA Boulevard…
Mark:Al Snow now sends Richard Drivher off in to the corner… Al Snow comes charging in…Richard Drivher moves out of the way of the running shoulder Al Snow was trying to deliver…
Rhino:Al Snow went shoulder first in to the corner…
Mark:Richard Drivher now spins Al Snow around and scoops him up with a hammer lock and drops him right down on to his arm…
Rhino:Al Snow is holding on to his shoulder…
Mark:Richard Drivher now picks Al Snow back up and scoops him up… Shoulder Breaker!
Rhino:Nice move by Richard Drivher…
Mark:Richard Drivher covers Al Snow as Lone Jobber makes the count 1……………….2…….Kickout by Al Snow…
Rhino:Richard Drivher is telling Lone Jobber to keep counting fiar…
Mark:Al Snow is now getting back up on to his feet… Richard Drivher hooks him up and nails him with a Jaw Breaker!
Rhino:Al Snow is spinning around…
Mark:Richard Drivher scoops him up again and drops him face first on to the top turnbuckle…
Rhino:Al Snow is dazed…
Mark:Richard Drivher hooks up Al Snow… Belly to Back Suplex!
Rhino:Al Snow dropped on his head…
Mark:Richard Drivher covers Al Snow as Lone Jobber makes the count 1…………………2………………Kickout by Al Snow…
Rhino:So Far Lone Jobber is keeping the count fair…
Mark:Richard Drivher is now setting up Al Snow on the top rope…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good for Al Snow…
Mark:Richard Drivher hooks up Al Snow… SUPERPLEX! NO! Al Snow blocks and shoves Richard Drivher off the top rope…
Rhino:Al Snow with a nice block…
Mark:Al Snow is now standing up on the top rope… MOONSAULT! CONNECTS!
Rhino:Al Snow could have Richard Drivher right here and now…
Mark:Al Snow hooks the leg as Lone Jobber makes the count 1……………………2…………3………..NO! Richard Drivher gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Al Snow thought he had him right there…
Mark:Richard Drivher is now staggering back up on to his feet… Al Snow hooks him up… Trapping Headbutts!
Rhino:Richard Drivher is dazed after those headbutts…
Mark:Al Snow with a big uppercut and knocks Richard Drivher off of his feet…
Rhino:Richard Drivher is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Al Snow now hooks up Richard Drivher… SNOW PLOW! NO! Richard Drivher escapes… Richard Drivher spins Al Snow around… 69 DRIVER!
Rhino:Al Snow was planted…
Mark:Richard Drivher covers Al Snow as Lone Jobber makes the count 1……………..2…………3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner RICHARD DRIVHER!
Rhino:Richard Drivher is heading to Nightmare on EWA Boulevard to challenge Lone Jobber for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Lone Jobber and Richard Drivher are face to face in the ring…
Rhino:One of these two men will leave Nightmare on EWA Boulevard as the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Richard Drivher kicks Lone Jobber in the midsection… 69 DRIVER!
Rhino:Richard Drivher just left the EWA World Champion laying…
Mark:Is Richard Drivher the next EWA World Champion? We will find out at Nightmare on EWA Boulevard as we now get set for our Main Event…
EWA Total Impact Championship Match
Troy “The Rampage” Joseph(c) vs Ric Flair
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger…From Charlotte, North Carolina…. Weighing in at 243 Pounds… Nature Boy RIC FLAIR!
(“Also sprach Zarathustra” plays as Ric Flair enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent….From Shangra-la… Weighing in at 225 Pounds… The EWA Total Impact Champion… TROY “THE RAMPAGE” Joseph…
(“Hall of Illusion” plays as Troy “The Rampage” Joseph enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and our Main Event is underway… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph locks up with Ric Flair… Ric Flair backs Troy “The Rampage” Joseph up in to the corner and starts nailing him with chops across the chest…
Rhino:The Nature Boy is lighting him up in the corner…
Mark:Ric Flair sends Troy “The Rampage” Joseph off in to the farside corner… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph with a reversal and Ric Flair flips in the corner…
Rhino:Ric Flair is spinning around…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph nails him with a clothesline…
Rhino:Ric Flair staggers back up on to his feet…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph grabs Ric Flair and tosses him over the top rope and to the outside of the ring goes Ric Flair…
Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion is going out right after Ric Flair…
Mark:Troy Joseph grabs a steel chair…
Rhino:What is he gong to do with the chair?
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph nails Ric Flair right across the back with that Steel Chair…
Rhino:That had to hurt…
Mark:Ric Flair gets rolled back in to the ring by Troy Joseph…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is bringing the steel chair in to the ring with him again…
Mark:Ric Flair is backing off in the corner…
Rhino:Ric Flair doesn’t want to be hit with that chair again…
Mark:Low Blow! By Ric Flair as he backed up in to the corner…
Rhino:They dont call him the dirtiest player in the game for a reason…
Mark:Ric Flair now picks up the steel chair and drives it in to the knee of Troy Joseph…
Rhino:Ric Flair isnt stopping…
Mark:Four Straight Chair Shots! Right in to the left knee of Troy Joseph…
Rhino:That’s going to damage a body part for sure…
Mark:Ric Flair is now dragging Troy “The Rampage” Joseph towards the corner…
Rhino:What is Ric Flair going to do here?
Mark:Ric Flair slams Troy Joseph’s leg right in to the steel ring post…
Rhino:Ric Flair isnt done…
Mark:One more time Troy Joseph’s leg goes right in to the ring post…
Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion is hurting…
Mark:Ric Flair now rolls back in to the ring and drags Troy “The Rampage” Joseph towards the center of the ring…
Rhino:You know whats coming here…
Mark:Figure Four! No! Troy “The Rampage” Joseph shoves him off in the corner…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is limping up on to his feet…
Mark:Troy Joseph now goes after Ric Flair in the corner and nails him with right hands…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph can barely stand…
Mark:Troy Joseph with an irish whip…
Rhino:Here comes Troy Joseph…
Mark:Troy Joseph charges… But his leg gives out…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is down in the center of the ring…
Mark:Ric Flair is now hooking up Troy Joseph… FIGURE FOUR!
Rhino:We could be looking at the next EWA Total Impact Champion right here and now…
Mark:Troy Joseph is now trying to crawl to the ropes…
Rino:Can Troy Joseph hang on?
Mark:He is fighting the pain…
Rhino:He is almost there…
Mark:Ric Flair breaks the Figure Four and now pulls him back in to the center of the ring…
Rhino:Ric Flair sure knows what hes doing…
Mark:Ric Flair locks back in the Figure Four!
Rhino:Can Troy Joseph hang on much longer?
Mark:Ric Flair is telling him to tap out…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is getting close to the ropes…
Mark:Is his reign over?
Rhino:It could be…
Mark:Troy Joseph reaches out…
Rhino:Troy Joseph just grabbed a chair…
Mark:Troy Joseph sits up and nails Ric Flair right in the head with a Steel Chair!
Rhino:Vicious chair shot right there…
Mark:That was hard shot…
Rhino:That broke the hold for sure…
Mark:Ric Flair is dazed as he is getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is lining up Ric Flair again…
Mark:STEEL MEETS SKULL!
Rhino:Ric Flair is out on his feet…
Mark:The Rampage is unleashed!
Rhino:Troy Joseph is now laying out the steel chair…
Mark:Ric Flair is out… RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE ON TO THE STEEL CHAIR!
Rhino:The referee is checking on Ric Flair…
Mark:Ric Flair Is out Cold! ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Total Impact Champion TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is still the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:Can anyone stop the reign of Troy Joseph?
Rhino:It wasn’t done tonight…
Mark:Will it happen soon? We will see… But we are out of time… Good Night Everyone! We will see you at Nightmare on EWA Boulevard!
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