Extreme Bowl 2010
Mark:We are live in St. Louis, Missouri for the Tenth Annual EWA Extreme Bowl… Can you believe this is the tenth Extreme Bowl Rhino?
Rhino:Has it been ten years already?
Mark:It has been ten years Rhino and this should be one hell of an Extreme Bowl… As Six Men will be stepping inside the Triple Tier Cage for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:It will be Lone Jobber defending the gold against Shawn Michaels, J-Twisted, Hardcore Scotty, Al Snow and The Big Show…
Mark:Six Men… One title… Anything can happen…
Rhino:Lone Jobber wants repeat again… Can he? We will see what happens tonight…
Mark:Also tonight we will have the EWA Total Impact Championship Match as Troy “The Rampage” Joseph defends against Triple H…
Rhino:This is Troy Joseph’s toughest challenge to date… Can he handle it?
Mark:It should be one hell of a match between those two…
Rhino:I know I cant wait for it…
Mark:So much to get to…But lets get our opening contest here at the Extreme Bowl…
Diamond Dallas Page vs Gabriel Sabers vs Justin Sane
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Philadelphia, Pa… Weighing in at 230 Pounds… JUSTIN SANE!
(Justin Sane’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From The Jersey Shore… Weighing in at 253 Pounds… DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE!
(“Self High Five” plays as Diamond Dallas Page enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponent…From Los Angeles, Ca… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… GABRIEL SABERS!
(“Hero” plays as Gabriel Sabers enters the arena…)
Mark:Gabriel Sabers goes right after DDP as the referee calls for the bell…
Rhino:Gabriel Sabers knocked DDP right back in to the corner…
Mark:Gabriel Sabers just opens up on DDP with right hands and now sends him off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:DDP is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Gabriel Sabers hooks up DDP and nails him with a DDT!
Rhino:DDP dropped right on his head…
Mark:Justin Sane spins Gabriel Sabers around and now kicks him right in the midsection and now nails him with a swinging neckbreaker…
Rhino:Justin Sane is putting the boots to Gabriel Sabers…
Mark:Gabriel Sabers is trying to get back up on to his feet in the corner…
Rhino:Justin Sane is going after him…
Mark:Justin Sane charges in at Gabriel Sabers… Gabriel Sabers gets his boot up…
Rhino:DDP is back up on to his feet…
Mark:Justin Sane staggers out of the corner and DDP grabs him by the head and tosses him over the top rope and to the floor goes Justin Sane…
Rhino:Justin Sane hit the floor hard…
Mark:Gabriel Sabers comes out of the corner… DDP kicks him in the midsection and hooks him up and nails him with a Sidewalk Slam!
Rhino:Gabriel Sabers is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:DDP grabs Gabriel Sabers by the arm and nails him with a Short Arm Clothesline!
Rhino:Nice clothesline by DDP…
Mark:Justin Sane is back up on the top rope…
Rhino:DDP spots him…
Mark:DDP crotches Justin Sane on the top rope…
Rhino:What is DDP going to do right here?
Mark:DIAMOND CUTTER! From the top rope! By Diamond Dallas Page!
Rhino:DDP just drove Justin Sane right down in to the mat with that Diamond Cutter…
Mark:Gabriel Sabers is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:DDP has him in position…
Mark:DIAMOND CUTTER!
Rhino:Gabriel Sabers has been laid out…
Mark:DDP covers Gabriel Sabers 1…………….2………….3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE!
Rhino:Very impressive victory here tonight by Diamond Dallas Page…
Mark:DDP continues to get back on track and it was a big victory tonight for him tonight… Still to come tonight six men will be competing in the 2010 Extreme Bowl with the winner walking as the EWA World Heavyweight Champion… As we now send it back to the ring for our next contest…
Lilith Evans vs Gina Carano
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… Introducing first… From Las Vegas, Nevada… Weighing in 143 Pounds… GINA CARANO!
(Carano’s theme plays as she enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent…From Baltimore, Maryland… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… LILITH EVANS!
(“Thoughtless” plasy as Lilith Evans enters the arena…)
Mark:Both woman lock up in the center of the ring…
Rhino:They are both battling for position…
Mark:Lilith Evans backs Gina Carano up in to the corner… Lilith Evans nails her with chops right across the chest…
Rhino:They have to sting…
Mark:Lilith Evans now sends Gina Carano off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Gina Carano is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Lilith Evans charges and takes Gina Carano off of her feet with a Running Headscissors…
Rhino:Gina Carano is staggering back up on to her feet by the ropes…
Mark:Lilith Evans charges at Gina Carano…Gina Carano ducks and back drops Lilith Evans over the top rope and Lilith Evans goes crashing to the floor hard…
Rhino:Gina Carano is going out after Lilith Evans…
Mark:Gina Carano picks up Lilith Evans and just nails her shots right to the ribs before sending her back in to the ring…
Rhino:Gina Carano is now just waiting for Lilith Evans to get back up…
Mark:Gina Carano charges and kicks Lilith Evans right in the ribs…
Rhino:That was one hard shot right there…
Mark:Gina Carano lines her up again and nails her with another kick right to the ribs…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is trying to cover up and hold on to her midsection…
Mark:Gina Carano pulls Lilith Evans back up on toh er feet and tosses her back up in the corner…
Rhino:Gina Carano is looking to pick Lilith Evans apart right now…
Mark:Gina Carano is now driving her shoulder right in to the ribs…
Rhino:She is just hammering Lilith Evans with her shoulder in the corner…
Mark:Gina Carano now pulls Lilith Evans out of the corner and hooks her up and nails her with a Backbreaker!
Rhino:Gina Carano is just doing some damage to Lilith Evans right now…
Mark:Gina Carano covers Lilith Evans right now 1………………2…………3…..No! Lilith Evans gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Gina Carano is now stalking Lilith Evans who is trying to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:You can see the pain on the face of Lilith Evans as she gets back up on to her feet in the corner… Gina Carano comes charging… Lilith Evans moves!
Rhino:Gina Carano just went shoulder first in to the ring post…
Mark:School Girl! 1…………………2…………3…….NO! Gina Carano kicks out…
Rhino:Close one right there…
Mark:Gina Carano is getting back up on to her feet… Lilith Evans with a kick to the midsection and nails her with a Facebuster!
Rhino:Gina Carano driven face first in to the mat…
Mark:Lilith Evans is starting to get in to a groove right now…
Rhino:Gina Carano is now staggering back up…
Mark:Lilith Evans hooks up Gina Carano… DRIVEN!
Rhino:This could be it right here and now…
Mark:Lilith Evans covers Gina Carano 1………………..2……………3………NO! Gina Carano gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:So close right there for Lilith Evans…
Mark:Llilth Evans is now waiting for Gina Carano to get back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is looking to put Gina Carano away right here and now…
Mark:Gina Carano is up… Lilith Evans hooks her up… TORTURED! NO! Blocked… CARANO CLUTCH!
Rhino:What a counter by Gina Carano!
Mark:There is no place for Lilith Evans to go…
Rhino:She is fading away…
Mark:Lilith Evans Taps Out!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner GINA CARANO!
Rhino:Gina Carano survives and walks out with the victory here tonight…
Mark:Is she next in line for a shot at the EWA Womens Championship? We will find out soon enough as we get to the ring for the EWA Womens Championship Match…
EWA Womens Championship Ladder Match
Alexis Laree(c) vs Ezay Pusay
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the LADDER Match for the EWA Womens Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… .From Shangrla… Weighing in at 115 Pounds… EZAY PUSAY!
(“What is a Juggalo” plays as Ezay Pusay enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent…From Richmond, Virginia… Weighing in at 125 Pounds…The EWA Womens Champion…ALEXIS LAREE!
(“Fake It” Plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)
Mark:Alexis Laree and Ezay Pusay are looking up at the EWA Womens Championship hanging above the ring…
Rhino:This match up was suppose to take place last month at Nightmare on EWA Boulevard but was pushed back to now and things have gotten intense…
Mark:Both of these women want to leave this ring tonight as champion…
Rhino:You can hear a bit of trash talking going on between both women right now…
Mark:Alexis Laree fires the first shot in on Ezay Pusay…
Rhino:Ezay Pusay comes back with a shot of her own…
Mark:Both women are trading shots back and forth right now…
Rhino:Look at these two women go right now…
Mark:Alexis Laree with a hard kick to the midsection and now goes for a clothesline… Ezay Pusay ducks the clothesline and spins Alexis Laree around and takes her off of her feet with a tackle…
Rhino:Ezay Pusay is mounting Alexis Laree
Mark:Ezay Pusay is nailing her with rights and lefts right now…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is trying to cover up…
Mark:Ezay Pusay pulls her up by the hair and now tosses her across the ring…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is staggering to her feet…
Mark:Ezay Pusay charges and nails her with a dropkick…
Rhino:She caught her square on with that dropkick…
Mark:Ezay Pusay is now heading to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:She looks to be going after the ladder…
Mark:Ezay Pusay slides the ladder in to the ring…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is back up…
Mark:Alexis Laree charges and connects with a baseball slide to the ladder knocking it back in to Ezay Pusay…
Rhino:That caught her by surprise…
Mark:Alexis Laree now launches herself over the top rope right down on to the challenger…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now on top of Ezay Pusay…
Mark:Alexis Laree nails her with rights and lefts…
Rhino:Alexis Laree now rolls Ezay Pusay back in to the ring…
Mark:Alexis Laree positions the ladder on the mat and now hooks up Ezay Pusay… Suplex Right on to the Ladder!
Rhino:You can see that hurt Ezay Pusay…
Mark:Ezay Pusay is holding on to her lower back as she is trying to get back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is standing the ladder up in the corner…
Mark:Ezay Pusay is back up in the corner… Alexis Laree nails her with a couple of forearm shots and now sends her off in to the farside corner and right in to the ladder…
Rhino:Ezay Pusay is hurting…
Mark:Chick Kick!
Rhino:Alexis Laree caught her right in the head with that kick…
Mark:Ezay Pusay is knocked out and now the EWA Womens Champion is positioning the ladder in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Alexis Laree has the ladder opened…
Mark:Alexis Laree is climbing up the ladder and is looking to retain her EWA Womens Championship…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is close…
Mark:Ezay Pusay is back up on her feet and is nailing Alexis Laree with shots to the back…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is in trouble…
Mark:Ezay Pusay sets her up… Powerbomb Off The Ladder!
Rhino:Alexis Laree driven right in to the mat from the powerbomb…
Mark:Ezay Pusay is now trying to get back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Ezay Pusay is climbing up the ladder…
Mark:Ezay Pusay is now trying to become the EWA Womens Champion…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now slowly getting back up on to her feet…
Mark:Ezay Pusay is reaching up for the EWA Womens Championship…Dropkick to the Ladder!
Rhino:That just knocked the ladder right out from underneath the legs of Ezay Pusay…
Mark:Ezay Pusay is hanging from the belts…
Rhino:Ezay Pusay just needs to pull down the title…
Mark:Alexis Laree grabs her by the legs and pulls her strraight down to the mat…
Rhino:Ezay Pusay’s head just bounced right off the mat…
Mark:Ezay Pusay is basically out of it…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now closing the ladder…
Mark:Ezay Pusay is staggering up on to her feet…Alexis Laree charges… Ladder right to the head!
Rhino:That was the knockout shot right there…
Mark:Alexis Laree is now positioning the ladder right underneath the belt…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is getting close to the belt…
Mark:She is moments away from retaining her EWA Womens Championship…
Rhino:Alexis Laree has the belt…
Mark:NO! Ezay Pusay pushes the ladder over and Alexis Laree goes crashing to the mat…
Rhino:Alexis Laree had the belt in her fingertips…
Mark:Ezay Pusay is now climbing up the ladder…
Rhino:Alexis Laree isnt moving…
Mark:Ezay Pusay is getting close to the belt…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is starting to crawl…
Mark:Ezay Pusay has the belt in hand…
Rhino:Can Alexis Laree stop her?
Mark:Ezay Pusay Pulls down the belt… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA Womens Champion EZAY PUSAY!
Rhino:Ezay Pusay is now the Head Bitch in Charge of the EWA Womens Division…
Mark:Ezay Pusay is now your EWA Womens Champion…
Rhino:What a match it was…
Mark:Can Triple H end Troy Joseph’s reign as EWA Total Impact Champion? We are going to find out right now…
EWA Total Impact Championship Match
Troy “The Rampage” Joseph vs Triple H
Pa Announcer:This next contest is for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Game TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Shangra-la… Weighing in at 225 Pounds… The EWA Total Impact Champion… TROY “THE RAMPAGE” Joseph…
(“Hall of Illusion” plays as Troy “The Rampage” Joseph enters the arena…)
Mark:Triple H and Troy “The Rampage” Joseph face to face in the center of the ring… Triple H nails Troy Joseph with right hands…
Rhino:The Game is laying in those shots…
Mark:Troy Joseph is coming back with shots of his own…
Rhino:These two men are slugging it out right now…
Mark:Triple H takes advantage and starts backing Troy Joseph back up in to the corner…
Rhino:Triple H is now laying in to shots in the corner…
Mark:Triple H with a hard irish whip sending Troy “The Rampage” Joseph off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Triple H charges and nails him with a Running High Knee!
Rhino:Nice shot right there from Triple H…
Mark:Triple H now lines up Troy Joseph and drops the knee right down in to the face of Troy Joseph…
Rhino:The Game has now rolled to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Triple H is not wasting anytime as he is going right for the kill on Troy Joseph…
Rhino:Triple H has brought a steel chair in to the ring…
Mark:Triple H nails Troy Joseph right across the back with the Steel Chair… Triple H one more time nails Troy Joseph across the back with the Steel Chair…
Rhino:The Game is now laying out the steel chair…
Mark:Triple H scoops up Troy Joseph and slams him right down on to the steel chair…
Rhino:You can see that Triple H is enjoying dishing out the beating on Troy Joseph…
Mark:Troy Joseph is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Triple H is backing Troy Joseph back up in to the corner…
Mark:Triple H drives him right back in to the corner…
Rhino:The Game continues to drive him back in to the corner…
Mark:Triple H is now pulling Troy Joseph out of the corner and hooks him up… Vertical Suplex! By Triple H…
Rhino:The Game is now positioning the steel chair where he wants it…
Mark:Triple H sends Troy Joseph off in to the ropes… Troy Joseph comes off the ropes… Spinebuster! No! Countered in to a DDT! By the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Rhino:Nice counter by Troy Joseph…
Mark:The EWA Total Impact Champion is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Triple H is now getting back up on to his feet as well…
Mark:Troy Joseph now picks up the steel chair…
Rhino:Triple H turns around…
Mark:Steel Chair Shot! By Troy Joseph laying out Triple H…
Rhino:Nice shot by The EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:Troy Joseph is now standing over Triple H and is now driving the steel chair right in to the ribs of the challenger…
Rhino:The Game is now the one hurting…
Mark:Troy Joseph is now wedging the Steel Chair in between the ropes…
Rhino:The Game is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Troy Joseph now charges and drives Triple H back in to the steel chair…
Rhino:Troy Joseph isnt letting up…
Mark:Troy Joseph continues to drive Triple H in to the chair…
Rhino:Look at the pain on the face of the challenger right now…
Mark:Troy Joseph now whips Triple H off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:The Game is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Running Bulldog! By Troy Joseph driving Triple H face first in to the mat…
Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion is in control of this match up right now…
Mark:Troy Joseph is now heading to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:It looks like Troy Joseph is bringing a table in to the ring…
Mark:Can Troy Joseph put Triple H away right now?
Rhino:That is the big question…
Mark:Troy Joseph now has the table opened up…
Rhino:Triple H is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Troy Joseph is laying Triple H out on the table…
Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion is heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:SWANTON BOMB! MISSED!
Rhino:Triple H moved out of the way and Troy “The Rampage” Joseph crashes right through the table…
Mark:That backfired on the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Rhino:Triple H is holding on to his ribs as he gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Troy Joseph is back up on to his feet around… Triple H grabs him by the arm… CROSSFACE!
Rhino:Troy Joseph is trapped!
Mark:Will Troy “The Rampage” Joseph tap out to the Crossface?
Rhino:Troy Joseph is trying to crawl to the ropes…
Mark:The Game continues to pulll back on the head and neck of Troy Joseph…
Rhino:You can see the pain on the face of Troy Joseph….
Mark:Troy Joseph is slow close to the ropes…
Rhino:Triple H is trying to stop him from getting to the ropes…
Mark:Troy Joseph reaches out and is able to grab the ropes…
Rhino:The Crossface has done its damage to Troy Joseph…
Mark:Triple H is now waiting for Troy Joseph to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The Game just pulled the chair out from the turnbuckle…
Mark:Troy Joseph turns around… STEEL MEETS SKULL! As Triple H lays out Troy Joseph with that Steel Chair…
Rhino:The referee is checking on Troy Joseph right now…
Mark:The referee is saying that Troy “The Rampage” Joseph can continue in this match up…
Rhino:It is going to take a lot more than that to knock out the EWA Total Impact Champion and take the title away from him…
Mark:Triple H is now looking to put Troy Joseph away right now…
Rhino:Troy Joseph has staggered back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H kicks Troy Joseph in the midsection… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:That has to be it right there…
Mark:The referee lifts up the arm of Troy Joseph and it drops….
Rhino:The referee continues to check on Troy Joseph…
Mark:The arm goes up and it goes down again…
Rhino:One more time and this match up will be over…
Mark:The arm goes up and it stays up…
Rhino:Look at the reaction on the face of Triple H… He cant believe it…
Mark:Triple H has now gone back to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Triple H is now bringing a table of his own in to the ring…
Mark:Triple H has the table opened…
Rhino:You can see the serious look on the face of Triple H right now as he is looking to put Troy Joseph away right now…
Mark:Triple H is now putting Troy Joseph up on the table…
Rhino:We are moments away from seeing the crowning of a new EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:Triple H hooks up Troy Joseph… PEDIGREE! NO! BACK BODY DROP!
Rhino:Triple H was just back dropped off the table…
Mark:Both men are now slow to get back up on to their feet…
Rhino:Triple H is up…
Mark:So is Troy Joseph… Triple H goes for a right hand… Blocked by Troy Joseph and Troy Joseph scores with one of his own… Triple H goes for another and its blocked again…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is now firing back…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph starts to open up on Triple H and lays in with right hands… Troy Joseph whips Triple H off in to the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:Triple H is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Troy Joseph scoops up and slams him straight down to the mat…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Triple H is staggering up… Flying Shoulder Block! Connects! By Troy Joseph…
Rhino:The Game is now the one in trouble…
Mark:Troy Joseph is now positioning the table in the corner…
Rhino:What does Troy Joseph have in mind?
Mark:Triple H staggers around… RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE!
Rhino:Triple H laid out in the center of the ring…
Mark:Triple H is out of it…
Rhino:The referee is checking on Triple H…
Mark:The arm goes up and it comes down…
Rhino:The referee continues to check on Triple H…
Mark:The referee’s arm goes up and it goes down again…
Rhino:One more time and this match up will be over…
Mark:The referee lifts up the arm and it doesn’t go down… As Triple H is still alive in this match up…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is now waiting for Triple H to get up…
Mark:Troy Joseph charges in… RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE! NO! Triple H blocks… Triple H with a kick to the midsection… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:Big shot right there by Triple H…
Mark:The Game isnt done as he has gone to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Triple H has the sledgehammer…
Mark:Troy Joseph is staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Triple H is now lining up the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:SLEDGEHAMMER SHOT! NO! Troy Joseph ducks and spins Triple H around… RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE THROUGH THE TABLE!
Rhino:Triple H is out!
Mark:The referee checks on Triple H… The arm goes up and it goes down… The Referee Stops The Match… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Total Impact Champion TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph has done it…
Mark:Troy Joseph takes care of Triple H and is walking out still the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Rhino:Is this the biggest win in Troy Joseph’s career?
Mark:The streak continues for Troy Joseph… But will it for Lone Jobber… As we head to the ring for the Extreme Bowl…
Extreme Bowl 2010
EWA World Heavyweight Championship
Lone Jobber(c) vs Shawn Michaels vs J-Twisted vs Hardcore Scotty vs Big Show vs Al Snow
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the EXTREME BOWL and is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers… First… From Alberta, Canada… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… HARDCORE SCOTTY!
(“New Born” plays as Hardcore Scotty enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Lima, Ohio.. Weighing in at 235 pounds.. AL SNOW!
(“What Does Everybody Want” plays as Al Snow enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Tampa, Florida… Weighing in at 485 Pounds… THE BIG SHOW!
(“Crank it up” plays as Big Show enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponent… From Brick City, NJ… Weighing in at 258 Pounds…J-TWISTED!
(“La La La” plays as J-Twisted enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And Their Opponent…From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds…The EWA World Champion…El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:Lone Jobber is looking up at the cage…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is standing by the door…
Mark:Shawn Michaels shuts the door on Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to get in the cage…
Mark:Shawn Michaels has locked the cage door shut and Lone Jobber cant get in to the Triple Tier Cage…
Rhino:Look at the look on Lone Jobber’s face… He cant believe he is being locked out of his own match…
Mark:Meanwhile in the ring… Al Snow looks around and notices the Big Show standing beside him…
Rhino:I think Al Snow is surprised to see Big Show in the match…
Mark:J-Twisted meanwhile goes right for Al Snow and nails him with right hands…
Rhino:Hardcore Scotty is trying to tangle with Big Show…
Mark:Lone Jobber is trying to scale the cage and Shawn Michaels kicks the cage and Lone Jobber falls off the cage wall…
Rhino:Big Show just nailed Hardcore Scotty with a headbutt…
Mark:Al Snow whips J-Twisted off in to the farside corner… Al Snow charges in and nails him with a clothesline…
Rhino:J-Twisted is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Al Snow takes him off of his feet with an uppercut…
Rhino:Big Show just tossed Hardcore Scotty in to the corner…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now trying to climb up the wall again…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels knocked him off of it again…
Mark:Shawn Michaels basically is taunting Lone Jobber at this point…
Rhino:Al Snow just backed up right in to the Big Show…
Mark:Big Show and Al Snow are exchanging a look right now…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is starting to head to the back right now…
Mark:What is Lone Jobber going to do?
Rhino:Big Show just pushed Al Snow aside…
Mark:Big Show charges in at J-Twisted in the corner… J-Twisted moves out of the way of the big splash…
Rhino:Big Show is spinning around…
Mark:J-Twisted nails Big Show with a dropkick…
Rhino:That knocked The Big Show through the ropes and to the outside of the ring goes The Big Show…
Mark:Lone Jobber is coming back down to the ring and he is dragging a referee with him…
Rhino:He is trying to have the referee unlock the cage…
Mark:Shawn Michaels with a Superkick in to the cage and it hit the referee right in the face…
Rhino:Did you see that key go flying?
Mark:I think the key flew in to the crowd…
Rhino:Look how pissed off Lone Jobber is right now…
Mark:He cant climb the cage nor get in to it…
Rhino:Al Snow just tossed Hardcore Scotty in to the farside corner…
Mark:Big Show has gotten back up on to his feet…
Rhino:J-Twisted just brought a ladder in to the ring…
Mark:Lone Jobber is pulling on the cage door as hard as he can right now…
Rhino:J-Twisted just nailed Al Snow from behind with the ladder…
Mark:J-Twisted is now opening up the ladder and attempting to climb up in to the second cage…
Rhino:Look out Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Big Show from behind just nailed Shawn Michaels in to the cage wall…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels didn’t see that coming at all…
Mark:Lone Jobber believes now this is his chance to climb the cage…
Rhino:Big Show looks at Lone Jobber is climbing the cage…
Mark:Big Show lines up his fist and Lone Jobber jumps off the cage wall…
Rhino:Lone Jobber continues to be frustrated right now…
Mark:J-Twisted has made his way up in to the second cage…
Rhino:Al Snow has followed him up in to the second cage…
Mark:Big Show just scoops up Shawn Michaels and tosses him head first in to the cage wall…
Rhino:While Big Show is now toying with Shawn Michaels and Lone Jobber… J-Twisted and Al Snow have made up in to the second cage…
Mark:J-Twisted and Al Snow trading shots back and forth…
Rhino:Al Snow just pulled a guitar off the cage wall…
Mark:Lone Jobber just pulled something out of his boot…
Rhino:Hes now taunting Big Show…
Mark:Big Show goes to punch the cage…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just pulled out a handcuff and just locked Big Shows right hand in to the cage door…
Mark:Now Big Show is locked on the door…
Rhino:Hardcore Scotty is now trying to climb up the cage…
Mark:Al Snow just swung the guitar… J-Twisted ducks… J-Twisted grabs the guitar… GUITAR SHOT! Right over the head of Al Snow…
Rhino:Big Shot right there…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is in the ring and pushes the ladder over and Hardcore Scotty goes crashing in to the floor on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Big Show is trying to get out of the handcuff…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is making his way up in to the second cage…
Rhino:Big Show keeps pulling on the door…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is up in to the second cage…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is just watching the Big Show struggle…
Mark:I think Lone Jobber is encouraging Big Show at the moment…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels and J-Twisted are now trading shots right now…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is nailing J-Twisted with chops across the chest and now tosses J-Twisted in to the side of the cage…
Rhino:J-Twisted is spinning around…
Mark:Shawn Michaels nails him with a clothesline…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now looking on the cage for a weapon…
Mark:Big Show just pulled off the Cage Door!
Rhino:Look at the smile on Lone Jobber’s face…
Mark:Lone Jobber is running right in to the ring and is now climbing up the ladder…
Rhino:No wonder Lone Jobber was encouraging The Big Show…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now making his way up the cage…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is looks to be waiting for Lone Jobber…
Mark:Shawn Michaels has a singapore cane and just nailed Lone Jobber right in the head with the cane as he came in to the second cage…
Rhino:Al Snow just crawled out of the cage door…
Mark:Al Snow is the first man that can make his way to climb up to the third cage and climb up to get the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:Al Snow started to climb up the cage…
Mark:J-Twisted just stopped him and now both men are trading shots…
Rhino:Hardcore Scotty just got up…
Mark:Big Show has spotted him… CHOKESLAM! By The Big Show laying out Hardcore Scotty…
Rhino:Big Show is now trying to climb up in to the second cage…
Mark:Shawn Michaels just grabbed a chair off the wall…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is getting up on his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels has him lined up… Steel Chair Shot! No!
Rhino:Big Show grabbed on the leg of Shawn Michaels…
Mark:LOW CARD KICK! By Lone Jobber knocking the chair in to the face of Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Al Snow and J-Twisted continue to trade shots on the outside of the second cage…
Mark:Someone will leave the Extreme Bowl tonight as the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:The question is who is it going to be?
Mark:Big Show is now in the second cage and just nailed Lone Jobber with a headbutt…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels has staggered up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Show just nailed Shawn Michaels with a headbutt…
Rhino:Both Lone Jobber and Shawn Michaels are down in the second cage…
Mark:Big Show is now leaving the second cage and is going to try and get to the top of the third cage…
Rhino:J-Twisted is climbing up the the second cage…
Mark:J-Twisted is almost up to the third cage…
Rhino:Oh No!
Mark:Big Show grabs J-Twisted by the throat… CHOKESLAM OFF THE SECOND CAGE!
Rhino:Big Show just laid out J-Twisted with that chokeslam…
Mark:Big Show is now looking up at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship hanging on top of the third cage…
Rhino:He knows that there arent many people standing in his way of becoming the next EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Big Show is trying to climb up the second cage…
Rhino:Al Snow is climbing up the otherside of the cage…
Mark:Al Snow is up quicker than the Big Show…
Rhino:Big Show is up on top of the second cage as well…
Mark:Big Show and Al Snow are now looking at one another…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just got out of the second cage…
Mark:Al Snow goes for a right hand on the Big Show… Big Show shakes it off and grabs Al Snow by the throat…
Rhino:You know whats coming here…
Mark:CHOKESLAM! Off the top of the Second Cage!
Rhino:Al Snow just crashed hard in to the cage below…
Mark:There is no one standing in the way of The Big Show right now…
Rhino:The Big Show is going to be the next EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Big Show is now trying to climb up the third cage…
(Lights Turn Off)
Rhino:Whats going on now?
Mark:Something is about to happen…
(Lights Turn On)
Rhino:Its Subway!
Mark:Subway is now brawling with Big Show right now…
Rhino:Subway pulls Barbed Wire off of his boot…
Mark:Subway charges… SUBLINE! With Barbed Wire! Knocks The Big Show back down to the first cage…
(Lights Turn Off & Quickly Turn On)
Rhino:Subway’s gone..
Mark:Lone Jobber and Shawn Michaels are right now climbing up opposite sides of the second cage…
Rhino:Four men are down… Two men still moving…
Mark:Shawn Michaels and Lone Jobber have made it on to the top of the second cage…
Rhino:Both men know what they want right here and that’s the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Shawn Michaels and Lone Jobber are trading shots back and forth right now…
Rhino:These two men are the two favorites in some peoples minds to win this match up and right now they are one level away from walking out of here the winner of the Extreme Bowl…
Mark:Lone Jobber kicks Shawn Michaels in the midsection… HERTIAGE! NO! Shawn Michaels with a back body drop…
Rhino:There isnt much room to move right now on the top of the second cage…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now tuning up the band…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels lines up Lone Jobber… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is out!
Mark:Shawn Michaels is one cage away from becoming the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now climbing up the cage…
Mark:We are moments away from a new EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is slowly starting to stir…
Mark:Big Show is now trying to climb up the second cage…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is on top of the cage…
Mark:Shawn Michaels needs to just pull down the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:Incoming!
Mark:Swinging from the scaffold… Its Richard Drivher!
Rhino:Whats he doing?
Mark:Richard Drivher swings across… Richard Drivher grabs the belt! The Bell Sounds!
Rhino:Its over?!?
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA World Heavyweight Champion RICHARD DRIVHER!
Rhino:Are you serious?
Mark:Richard Drivher just snuck in the back door and is now the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is stunned…
Mark:Lone Jobber is stunned…
Rhino:The entire arena is stunned…
Mark:No one saw this one coming…
Rhino:The Richard Drivher era has begun…
Mark:What will happen next here in the EWA? We will see you next time… Good Night Everyone!
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