Thursday Night Chaos 11-18-14
Mark:We are here in Providence, Rhode Island… This is Thursday Night Chaos.. Tonight Rhino, the EWA Tag Team Titles will be on the line…
Rhino:Yes they will and I can’t wait to see what the EWA Tag Team Champions Damien Sandow and Subway have in store for Colt Cabana and Lone Jobber…
Mark:Can Lone Jobber and Colt Cabana find a way to put their differences aside tonight and some how dethrone Hardcore Education of their championships…
Rhino:It seems like they are on the same page coming in to this match up…
Mark:I think that has more to do with desire of championship gold rather than trusting the other man or even respecting the other man…
Rhino:You may be right about that…
Mark:Either way tonight the titles will be on the line in what should be one hell of a Main Event showdown between those two teams…
Rhino:Need to remember this history between Damien Sandow and Colt Cabana… During the summer they had a series of matches which saw Damien Sandow get the better of Colt Cabana… You know that Colt Cabana has to be looking for revenge…
Mark:I think he might just be looking for some sort of revenge and the best way to do it is by taking the EWA Tag Team Titles away from Subway and Damien Sandow…
Rhino:I cant wait to see what happens…
Mark:Neither can I… But that will be later tonight in our Main Event… Now before we head in to in ring action… We have to go to a report that was filed earlier today by EWA Reporter Kent Richardson… Lets take a look at this video shot earlier today…
(Video Begins To Play)
Kent:Our experts are on a quest to determine where these mysterious videos have been coming from and while the quest has not gone exactly as planned.. Sources involved in this investigation have learned that this man is a former EWA World Heavyweight Champion… We also received this video earlier today that was reportedly filmed last night…
(It is a cold dark and snow filled Wednesday night, at a cemetery. Camera comes across a tombstone of a man who was a star who moved on too soon from the glitz and glamour of this great spectacle known as life. Right now he’s smiling down on some of us and making sure others are staying in line up in the pearly gates…
We see a figure bend down and brush away the snow from the stone and reads…a good wrestler, but a better man. RIP to a brother and friend. You aren’t forgotten. The man wipes away some snow, puts down some flowers, touches the stone again as if to say a prayer. He does this for a moment, rises up, not to be seen by the camera and walks slowly, as a voice is heard, softly…)
Voice:People might wonder why I came here? Death…it’s something we’ve all dealt with. Some deal well, others don’t cope well at all, and lose their way. I wasn’t a close friend to this man’s name you now can’t see, but he was part of the wrestling brotherhood. He was one of the true good guys. For that, is a shame to those that knew him like a brother, I’m sure it hurts when a birthday comes up and he’s no longer here. I know your pain. Next Wednesday, I’ll go to another grave, no not mine, but my mother’s. Six years ago she lost her fight with life, and was a time I questioned why I’m still here. Death changes a person, no way around that and because of that I know now why I’m still here.
I’m still breathing because my purpose hasn’t been fulfilled. Ya see, blood has been shed more times than I care to count from these hands. They’ll bleed again, but with a purpose. That reason, to clean the filth out of the eWa, once and for all. Who is the filth you ask? I suppose I can give you one name, but his name hasn’t been uttered in some time.
The best way to say it is like this: Only a coward or a juggalo doesn’t answer a challenge when one is issued out directly to him on technicolor. Who is he? You fans know his name very well, he too has suffered tragedy as well. That’s what put him out of eWa and now is frightened to return. I’ve put him on notice, and if he doesn’t choose to respond than I’ll just enact plan B. That’s restoring order in the eWa. No politics, no games. Just being..me. vengeful and no nonsense. Get ready eWa, times will get worse before they get better…..
(Camera Fades To Black)
Kent:We plan on continuing to try and determine who exactly is behind these videos, we hope to get an answer at Seasons Beatings as EWA Management has given us this following statement to read. We would like to formally invite this mysterious former EWA World Heavyweight Champion back home where he belongs. We will have an opponent for this superstar, along with a live microphone and he can address the EWA in the middle of the ring at Seasons Beatings.
(Video Ends)
Rhino:Will he show up?
Mark:I guess we will find out at Seasons Beatings… Now lets get to the ring for our opening contest here at Thursday Night Chaos…
CM Punk vs Megumi Kudo
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Koshigaya, Japan… Weighing in at 132 Pounds… MEGUMI KUDO!
(“Battle without Honor or Humanity” plays as Megumi Kudo enters the arena…)
Pa Announer:Her opponent…
SIERRA HOTEL INDIA ECHO LIMA DELTA… SHIELD!
(“Special Ops” plays in the arena…)
Pa Announcer:From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 218 Pounds… Representing The Shield… CM PUNK!
Mark:Well here we go… As CM Punk gets in the ring with Megumi Kudo… Megumi Kudo strikes CM Punk with a couple of hard kicks right out of the gate…
Rhino:CM Punk told her to bring it and shes bringing it right now…
Mark:Megumi Kudo goes for a third kick… CM Punk catches the leg… Dragon Screw Leg Whip!
Rhino:Nice counter by CM Punk…
Mark:Megumi Kudo gets back up on to her feet… CM Punk locks up and takes her over with a side headlock take down…
Rhino:He is working her over…
Mark:Megumi Kudo is fighting back up on to her feet with elbows right to the midsection of CM Punk…
Rhino:She is trying to fight out of the headlock…
Mark:CM Punk gets shoved off in to the ropes… CM Punk comes back off the ropes and nails her with a shoulder block…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is slow to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:CM Punk hooks her up… Suplex! No!
Rhino:Megumi Kudo counters…
Mark:School Girl! 1……………..2………….Kickout by CM Punk…
Rhino:CM Punk gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Megumi Kudo catches him with a dropkick…
Rhino:That dropkick staggered CM Punk…
Mark:Megumi Kudo with another dropkick this time sends CM Punk back in to the corner…
Rhino:Here comes Megumi Kudo…
Mark:Megumi Kudo charges in… Monkey Flip!
Rhino:She sent CM Punk flying out of the corner…
Mark:CM Punk now staggers back up on to his feet… Megumi Kudo tells him to come at her… CM Punk charges in and Megumi Kudo gets her boots up right in the face of CM Punk…
Rhino:CM Punk is a bit dazed right now…
Mark:Megumi Kudo grabs CM Punk by the head… Tornado DDT!
Rhino:She just planted the Second City Saint…
Mark:Megumi Kudo hooks the leg 1………………..2…………..Kickout by CM Punk…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo now waits for CM Punk to get back up on to his feet right now…
Mark:CM Punk charges at Megumi Kudo and she nails him with another dropkick…
Rhino:That one took him off of his feet…
Mark:CM Punk up on his knees… Shinning Wizard!
Rhino:She caught him right in the head…
Mark:Megumi Kudo covers CM Punk 1………………2……………..3………NO!
Rhino:Megumi Kudo was able to get her shoulder up…
Mark:So very close right there as I think Megumi Kudo believed she had him beat…
Rhino:I thought she had him as well…
Mark:CM Punk gets back up on to his feet… Megumi Kudo goes for a kick…
Rhino:CM Punk caught the leg again…
Mark:Enziguri!
Rhino:She caught him right in the back of the head…
Mark:Megumi Kudo with another cover 1……………….2………………3……..NO!
Rhino:CM Punk got his shoulder up…
Mark:Megumi Kudo is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:She is looking to finish off CM Punk and I dont think the rest of the members of The Shield will be happy to see him come up short against Megumi Kudo… Even though she is a former EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Megumi Kudo is up on the top rope…
Rhino:CM Punk staggers back up on to his feet…
Mark:Flying Crossbody! CAUGHT!
Rhino:CM Punk caught her in mid air…
Mark:CM Punk gets her up on his shoulders… GO TO SLEEP!
Rhino:Punk hit the GTS…
Mark:CM Punk covers Megumi Kudo 1……………….2…………..3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner CM PUNK!
Rhino:CM Punk stopped toying around and got serious and caught her in mid air and put her away with the GTS…
Mark:CM Punk leaves here tonight with a victory over Megumi Kudo… But I dont think it was as impressive as I think he had hoped it would be…
Rhino:I dont think it was…
Mark:Well you can see now what is being set up in the ring as it looks like we’re getting set for a live interview…
Rhino:Ohh I’m real excited to see this…
Mark:I think we all are, we haven’t heard from Tyler Breeze much ever since he came up short to Subway at Halloween Hellraiser…
Rhino:I wouldn’t want to speak also if I lost the way he did…
PA Announcer:Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome at this time… Christian!
(“Just Close Your Eyes” plays as Christian enters the arena)
Mark:Now here’s a man we haven’t seen around in some time…
Rhino:This should make the peeps very happy to see their hero return…
Mark:A nice welcoming for the former eWa member who has had quite a career in this company…
Christian: Welcome to the biggest and baddest show in Sports Entertainment… The Peep Show! (Crowd Cheers) The only show for the peeps! By the peeps! And tonight ladies and gentlemen, it doesn’t get any bigger than this… eWa called me up asking if I could bring a little charisma to their Thursday night broadcast, and as you should remember, Captain Charisma has no problem delivering what is needed… But this isn’t about getting to the bottom of what I’ve been doing, but about someone else… You see, we have a HUGE guest tonight for you all… A man who has been tearing it up on the runway, yet failing in the four-cornered ring… A man who has come up short time and time again, last week getting crushed by the World Heavyweight Champion Subway at Halloween Hellraiser! (Crowd Cheers) Let’s cut right to it and see how he’s doing… Please welcome my guest at this time, the gorgeous one, Tyler Breeze!…
(“MmmGorgeous…” plays as Tyler Breeze enters the arena. Taking as many selfies as possible, he eventually enters the ring and takes a seat)
Christian: Well Mr. Breeze, thank you so kindly for joining me out here on your night off…
Tyler Breeze: Showing my face around your show doesn’t necessarily count as a night off in my book, but I guess you are welcome. Just please, let’s keep this quick, I’m a very busy man and have a lot to do…
Christian: Oh yeah? Like what… What’s kept you so busy Tyler?…
Tyler Breeze: Well I think it should be quite obvious, haven’t you been reading the news? Looking at magazines? Checking your social media like the rest of the wannabreeze? My face has literally been everywhere as of late… I just got back from China where I had to finish up a photo-ops with a nationally treasured family of king pandas… Do you know how long that type of operation can take?…. No? No, I didn’t think so… See everyone thinks I should be in front of an eWa camera 24/7, but what they don’t see is the world around them… Look around, Tyler Breeze is everywhere you look… (Christian begins literally looking around)
Christian: Really? Huh, ’cause that’s funny. I don’t see him anywhere, all I see when I look around is a large union of the peep-nation residing here in Providence, Rhode Island! (Crowd Cheers)
Tyler Breeze: Heh, don’t worry, the uggos who sit out here are rather quite easily amused, easy to do so when they have to look at themselves in the mirror each day… Disgusting… (Crowd Boos) Christian, it’s not that I haven’t stepped in front of an eWa camera enough, it’s that they haven’t followed me enough… That’s the problem with this world the way I look at it, there’s simply not enough cameras around to essentially capture all of the beauty that is Tyler Breeze… If there was someway some scientist, or maybe the government, could create one Master camera to string together every camera in existence, then once maybe, the world can witness the full picture of what Tyler Breeze, the man, model, truly is. Do you understand what I’m saying?
Christian: Sort of. I think they’re working on that type of device. In the meantime of all your self-professed glitz and glamour, you do realize you still have a job to do in the eWa… What happened to the Tyler Breeze who said he was going to march to the top and change this place forever… Basically what I’m asking you Derek Zoolander, is what’s more important to you these days, looking pretty or getting your ass kicked every time you get a title shot? (Crowd Cheers)
Tyler Breeze: Hey easy there “Legend.” I’ll walk out of your little show right now if I have to, I don’t owe you anything… I don’t owe you an explanation… You know why? Because I don’t need to… You’ve seen the matches, you’ve seen what’s taken place… I haven’t completed the main goal I set out for myself when I stepped into the eWa back at May-Hem… But it’s because I’ve been screwed over, time and time again… (Crowd Boos) I should’ve became eWa Champion months ago, but from ridiculous pin counts, to malfunctioning ladders… to changes in the weather, it is just always something that blocks me from achieving what I deserve.
Christian: Well Mr. Breeze, I know you’re one that likes to pay attention to detail, but don’t you know that type of thing happens to every superstar? I mean I could tell you a dozen times I’ve been screwed over in my career, but I don’t make excuses, I don’t get up and cry about it, I march on… So tell me what’s next for you, if you’re guaranteed to be screwed why even bother, am I right?
Tyler Breeze: Just a sec, I’ve got to listen to this… (listens to phone) It was just a voicemail, but a very important voicemail, anyway… Christian, to tell you the truth (Takes Selfie) I could care less what you and your uggo peeps think of me. I am… the best. No one brings the type of attention to the eWa that I do… No one can pull off the type of looks seen on your eWa television program that I can… If you ask me, there’s only one actual ‘superstar’ on the eWa roster today, and he happens to be this most super good looking piece of gorgeousness sitting in front of you…
Christian: Man you really are full of yourself for being such a loser around here as of late, no offense…
Tyler Breeze: Watch it, you look like you’ve put on a few since we’ve seen you some YEARS ago… I don’t think you’d want to get rowdy and get another one of your routine injuries you’re so famous for… (Crowd Boos)
Christian: Big words from a man who walks around taking pictures of himself, talking about how pretty he is… You know, you may be a good looking socialable dude, but you’re about the most naive, idiotic human I’ve ever met in my life… (Crowd Cheers)
Tyler Breeze: Am not.
Christian: Are too.
Tyler Breeze: Am not!
Christian: Are too!
Tyler Breeze: AM NOT!
Christian: ARE TOO!
Tyler Breeze: AM NOT!
Christian: AM NOT!
Tyler Breeze: ARE TOO!
Christian: See what I mean?
Tyler Breeze: (Stands from his Seat) Look, did you want to invite me out here to play mindgames with me, or to conduct an interview with a guest who has more appeal than you could ever dream of?
Christian: How do you come up with these phrases? Is there a book where you learned to talk like this or do you always jump off the gun like this? I’m just asking the questions here Mr. Breeze, I’d hate to see what you look like when a camera isn’t following you around…
Tyler Breeze: Well, it’s quite gorgeous as usual, but look you want my answer, I’ve already given you many. Subway lucked out like he has his whole career. He’s a deformed creature who only wins his matches by taking advantage of his surroundings. How he keeps getting these spots I’m still trying to understand. The fact of the matter is what I’ve already said, I’m the best whether I have World Heavyweight Title yet or not, you see Christian, there’s something you should learn about promoting…
Christian: Yeah, what’s that gorgeous?
Tyler Breeze: A bit of advice for your little pathetic show here, it’s always best to keep the people waiting, or the peeps or whatever you call them. If you would have advertised this show for weeks prior, months, heck maybe even a year in advance, you’d probably have made a name for yourself by now… A household name… A name like Tyler Breeze… You know, a household where completely normal looking people live, not like these uggos out here in Rhode Island… (Crowd Boos) But you know what I mean, you’ve got to build up your appearance, build up that anticipation to let yourself be seen…
Christian: You think so?
Tyler Breeze: Yeah I do! The way I see it, maybe it isn’t such a bad thing Tyler Breeze isn’t the World Heavyweight Champion yet… I mean I’ve still accomplished quite a lot in this world without ‘officially’ winning it yet… I’m still a winner there’s no doubt about that… You and everyone else should be taking notes, notes that say, ‘How to be more like Tyler Breeze’… That’s what you should all be doing, not wasting your lives taking selfies of your hideous, unattractive faces… (Crowd Boos) My times coming, and it’s going to be perfect AND gorgeous….
Christian: Very interesting.
Tyler Breeze: Yeah it is! I’m a winner every day, just look at me!
Christian: You know, I don’t think you’re a winner… (Crowd Cheers)
Tyler Breeze: What do you think I am then, you aren’t concussed again are you?
Christian: I think you’re a cute little whiny bitch!!!… (Crowd Cheers)
Tyler Breeze: You think so huh? Very funny, I didn’t know hosts of segments could actually wrestle, I forgot though, you gave that up, right?
Christian: ………
(Christian looks around hearing chants begin of, ‘ONE MORE MATCH’ ‘ONE MORE MATCH’)
Christian: It’s been a while since Captain Charisma has laced ’em up, but actually the big scoop on the show tonight… is that I’ve been feeling better than I ever have! And when I hear those chants from you the peeps, it leads me to believe I’ve got to do, what I’ve got to do… Do you dare and pick a fight with me Tyler Breeze? Because when I apply the unprettier to my victims, it tends to result in a black eye 100% of the time… I’d hate to ruin those valuable selfies…
Tyler Breeze: Hahaha, I’m picking a fight with you? I’d rather sign meaningless autographs for annoying, pig faced fans than waste my time destroying you… I think you’re the one getting all heated…
Christian: ……… AM NOT! AND DON’T EVEN THINK OF SAYING ARE TOO!
Tyler Breeze: (Yawns, takes more selfies) Look let’s wrap this up, I’ve got a flight alright Captain….
Christian: (Steps right into the face of Tyler Breeze) Well good Mr. Breeze, you go catch your flight… Because when you get back from taking pictures of yourself with exotic sea mammals from Acapulco or whatever, I’m going to be looking to KICK YOUR ASS! (Crowd Cheers) And as the saying goes, be careful what you wish for Tyler, because ONE, MORE, MATCH… is what you’re gonna get…
Tyler Breeze: Eh… I’ll think about it…
(Tyler Breeze begins to slowly leave the ring as chants of ‘ONE MORE MATCH’ are heard again. Christian looks out into the crowd with his hand above his eyebrows before…)
Mark:Oh my god! That came out of nowhere! The Beauty Shot from Tyler Breeze right to the face of Christian…
Rhino:Looks like there’s your answer…
Mark:Tyler Breeze now standing above Captain Charisma who just got laid out…
Tyler Breeze: One more match is what you want… That’s what you’re gonna get…
Mark:And now Tyler Breeze is taking selfies of himself with Christian out cold on the canvas…
Rhino:Poor Christian! Not the kind of Peep Show debut he was hoping for I’d imagine…
Mark:Well as Tyler Breeze leaves the ring, it is time we get set for some more action…
Rhino:The peeps aren’t gonna like this!
Mark:No they wont and hopefully we will see if the Powers that Be… Decide to make this match up a reality…
Rhino:I know the peeps would be happy if they did…
Mark:Its time for some Six Man Tag Team Action…Lets head to the ring…
Six Man Tag Team Match
The Shield vs ???
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…Currently in the ring… The Team of Heath Slater, Titus O’ Neil and Curtis Axel!
SIERRA HOTEL INDIA ECHO LIMA DELTA… SHIELD!
(“Special Ops” plays in the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… SETH ROLLINS… ROMAN REIGNS… DEAN AMBROSE… THE SHIELD!
Mark:We saw the other member of The Shield CM Punk in action earlier tonight defeating Megumi Kudo and its now time to see if the rest of The Shield can have the same type of success that he did…
Rhino:It will be interesting to see if they can…
Mark:Dean Ambrose locks up with Heath Slater and nails him with right hands…Dean Ambrose whips him in to the ropes… Big Elbow!
Rhino:He caught him right in the face with that elbow…
Mark:Heath Slater gets back up on to his feet and Dean Ambrose slams him straight down to the canvas and follows it up with a spinning elbow right in to the chest of Heath Slater…
Rhino:Dean Ambrose is bringing Heath Slater in to the corner of The Shield…
Mark:Seth Rollins gets the tag from Dean Ambrose… Double Suplex! By Ambrose and Rollins…
Rhino:Nice double team right there…
Mark:Seth Rollins now whips Heath Slater in to the ropes… Dropkick!
Rhino:He caught him right in the face with that dropkick…
Mark:Seth Rollins rolls out on the ring apron…
Rhino:Heath Slater is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Springboard Knee!
Rhino:He caught Heath Slater right in the face with that flying knee…
Mark:Heath Slater looks to be out of it right now…
Rhino:His partners want to get in to this match up…
Mark:Roman Reigns get the tag from Seth Rollins… Roman Reigns lifts Heath Slater high up in to the air and drops him right down in to the mat with a huge press slam…
Rhino:Heath Slater is holding on to his midsection right now…
Mark:Dean Ambrose gets tagged back in… Dean Ambrose charges and kicks Heath Slater right in the midsection…
Rhino:He lined up those ribs and was looking to hit a field goal and I think he did…
Mark:Heath Slater is rolling around in pain… As Dean Ambrose picks him up… DIRTY DEEDS!
Rhino:Heath Slater is out…
Mark:Seth Rollins gets tagged in right now…
Rhino:Titus O’Neil and Curtis Axel can only sit back and watch right now…
Mark:Seth Rollins lines him up… CURB STOMP!
Rhino:Heath Slater just got planted…
Mark:Roman Reigns gets tagged in…
Rhino:You know whats coming here…
Mark:Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins just knocked Titus and Axel off the apron…
Rhino:Heath Slater is trying to get back up…
Mark:Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins lift him back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:SPEAR!
Rhino:Heath Slater is going to need some medical attention after this one…
Mark:Roman Reigns with the cover 1…………..2…………….3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners THE SHIELD!
Rhino:What a dominant performance here tonight by these three members of The Shield…
Mark:Heath Slater was no match for these three men…
Rhino:Our medical team is checking on Heath Slater right now…
Mark:He is going to need some serious medical attention after this encounter with The Shield…
Rhino:The Shield mean business and I would hate to be up against them at any point…
Mark:We will see what happens… We are now heading backstage as Kent Richardson has caught up with Triple H…Kent…
Kent:Thanks guys… Triple H you wanted to make a statement…
HHH:I am going to keep this short and sweet… We have decided that what will be best for business… That at Seasons Beatings it will be Tyler Breeze one on one with Captain Charisma himself… Christian… Good luck with that One…More… Match…Thats all Kent…
Kent:There you have it… Its official… Back to you guys…
Rhino:That should be a hell of a match at Seasons Beatings…
Mark:Its Main Event time… Lets get to the ring for the introductions…
EWA Tag Team Championship Match
Hardcore Education(c) vs The Art of KJOB (Lone Jobber & Colt Cabana)
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is for the EWA Tag Team Championship and is set for One Fall… Introducing first… The Challengers… First…From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 233 Pounds… COLT CABANA!
(“Boom Boom” plays as Colt Cabana enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His partner… From The Slaughter House… And now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta,Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds…LONE JOBBER!
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… Weighing in at a combined weight of 467 Pounds… The EWA Tag Team Champions… Damien Sandow and Subway… HARDCORE EDUCATION!
(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway and Damien Sandow enter the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this battle for the gold is underway… We have Damien Sandow and Colt Cabana starting things out for their respective teams…
Rhino:As we talked about earlier this goes back to their summer rivalry…
Mark:Damien Sandow with a collar and elbow tie up on Colt Cabana… Damien Sandow backs him up in to the ropes…
Rhino:Colt Cabana is asking for a clean break…
Mark:Both men lock back up in the center of the ring… Damien Sandow with a headlock and takes down Colt Cabana…
Rhino:Colt Cabana is trying to fight back up on to his feet…
Mark:Damien Sandow gets shoved in to the ropes… Damien Sandow comes off the other side and nails Colt Cabana with a shoulder black…
Rhino:Colt Cabana gets right back up…
Mark:Colt Cabana charges at Damien Sandow and gets taken down with a hip toss…
Rhino:Nice hiptoss right there…
Mark:Colt Cabana gets back up on to his feet… Damien Sandow grabs a hold of Colt Cabana and now brings him over to the Hardcore Education corner…
Rhino:Subway gets tagged in…
Mark:Damien Sandow holds Colt Cabana open and now Subway with a big kick right to the midsection and the EWA World Heavyweight Champion begins to open up on Colt Cabana…
Rhino:He is laying in the shots…
Mark:Subway with hard forearms right to the face of Colt Cabana and now whips him in to the ropes… Colt Cabana comes back off the ropes and Subway nails him with a big running knee right in to the midsection of Colt Cabana…
Rhino:Those knees have to knock the wind right out of you…
Mark:I would agree with you there… Colt Cabana gets back up on to his feet… Subway charges and nails him with a swinging neckbreaker… Subway covers Colt Cabana 1…………..2………… Kickout by Colt Cabana…
Rhino:Subway tags back in Damien Sandow…
Mark:Subway opens up Colt Cabana and Damien Sandow with a big clubbing shot right in to the midsection of Colt Cabana… Damien Sandow now lifts up Colt Cabana… Gut Buster!
Rhino:Colt Cabana is hurting…
Mark:Damien Sandow with the cover 1…………..2……….Kickout by Colt Cabana once again…
Rhino:Colt Cabana needs to make the tag to Lone Jobber…
Mark:Right now Hardcore Education has complete control of this match up…
Rhino:Colt Cabana is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Damien Sandow hooks up Colt Cabana… Reverse DDT!
Rhino:He dropped him right there…
Mark:Damien Sandow with another cover 1………………..2……….Kickout once again by Colt Cabana…
Rhino:Colt Cabana is trying to crawl to his corner…
Mark:Damien Sandow pulls him back in to the corner of Hardcore Education…
Rhino:Lone Jobber was trying to reach out to get the tag but Hardcore Education made sure that wasnt going to happen…
Mark:Subway is tagged back in… Subway now gets a hold of Colt Cabana and slams him right down in to the canvas…
Rhino:Subway is up on the middle rope…
Mark:Big Elbow! Missed!
Rhino:Colt Cabana moved out of the way of the diving elbow from the middle rope…
Mark:Colt Cabana is now crawling towards his corner right now…
Rhino:Subway tags back in Damien Sandow…
Mark:Colt Cabana tags in Lone Jobber… Damien Sandow goes for a right hand… Lone Jobber blocks and nails Damien Sandow with hard shots right now…
Rhino:He is opening up on Damien Sandow…
Mark:Lone Jobber whips him in to the ropes… Damien Sandow comes off the ropes… Big Clothesline!
Rhino:Damien Sandow gets right back up…
Mark:Dropkick! By Lone Jobber knocking Damien Sandow out of the ring…
Rhino:The former EWA World Heavyweight Champion is building up momentum…
Mark:Lone Jobber launches himself over the top rope right down on to Damien Sandow…
Rhino:Lone Jobber has brought some fire and intensity in to this match up right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber rolls Damien Sandow back in to the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is up on the top rope…
Mark:Damien Sandow staggers to his feet… Double Axe Handle!
Rhino:Nice move by Lone Jobber…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Damien Sandow 1……………….2…………..Kickout by Damien Sandow…
Rhino:Right now it is Damien Sandow who needs to make a tag to his partner right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now lining up Damien Sandow…
Rhino:Colt Cabana just tagged himself back in to this match up…
Mark:Lone Jobber wasnt happy about that tag…
Rhino:Lone Jobber was on a roll and his partner tagged in…
Mark:Colt Cabana lifts up Damien Sandow… Airplane Spin!
Rhino:Damien Sandow is very dazed right now…
Mark:Bionic Elbow!
Rhino:Damien Sandow is in trouble now…
Mark:Colt Cabana with the cover 1……………….2………….3……NO! Damien Sandow was able to get his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was a close nearfall right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber still seems a little annoyed at his partner right now…
Rhino:Colt Cabana is looking for a tag right now and Lone Jobber told him you wanted to handle this go for it…
Mark:Colt Cabana is going to take charge right now and scoops up Damien Sandow and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:Colt Cabana is heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Diving Leg Drop! No!
Rhino:Damien Sandow rolled out of the way…
Mark:He went for a big move and it backfired…
Rhino:Damien Sandow is trying to crawl towards his corner to make the tag to his partner the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Lone Jobber tags himself in…
Rhino:Subway gets the tag…
Mark:Lone Jobber and Subway are throwing shots back and forth right now…
Rhino:They are just laying in shots to one another…
Mark:Subway with an irish whip… Lone Jobber with a reversal… Subway comes off the ropes and runs over Lone Jobber with a running forearm smash…
Rhino:Lone Jobber gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Subway with a couple of hard shots and now whips him in to the corner… Subway with hard kicks to the midsection of Lone Jobber in the corner…
Rhino:He has Lone Jobber down in the corner…
Mark:Subway charges in… Running Dropkick!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is in trouble now…
Mark:Subway covers Lone Jobber 1…………..2………..Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Subway is now lining up Lone Jobber…
Rhino:This could be bad for Lone Jobber right now…
Mark:Subway hooks up Lone Jobber… Double Arm DDT!
Rhino:This could be it right here and now…
Mark:Subway covers Lone Jobber 1……………..2……………..3………..NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber got his shoulder up…
Mark:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion is now looking to put away Lone Jobber to retain the EWA Tag Team Championships right here and now…
Rhino:You can see the intensity in the eyes of the X-Core Soldier right now…
Mark:Subway kicks Lone Jobber in the midsection… PILEDRIVER! NO! Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Lone Jobber just saved himself right there… As I think if Subway were able to hit the piledriver it would have been all over…
Mark:Subway is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber has him lined up…
Mark:LOW CARD KICK!
Rhino:Lone Jobber got all of that kick…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Subway 1…………………2……………..3…………NO!
Rhino:Subway got his shoulder up…
Mark:So close right there as Lone Jobber was a half a second away from once again becoming an EWA Tag Team Champion…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now waiting for Subway to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Subway staggers around… Lone Jobber hooks him up… HERTIAGE!
Rhino:Thats gonna be it right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Subway 1………………..2……………..3…….NO!
Rhino:Damien Sandow came in and broke it up…
Mark:He just saved his partner like any good partner would do…
Rhino:Yes he did…
Mark:Damien Sandow now needs to get the tag from Subway…
Rhino:Subway is crawling towards his corner…
Mark:Lone Jobber grabs him by the legs… Subway kicks Lone Jobber back in to the corner…
Rhino:Subway is crawling towards is corner…
Mark:Colt Cabana gets the tag from Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Subway is close to the corner…
Mark:Damien Sandow gets the tag!
Rhino:Here we go…
Mark:Colt Cabana comes charging in… Damien Sandow nails Colt Cabana with an atomic drop!
Rhino:Colt Cabana is dazed…
Mark:Damien Sandow with a big clothesline taking Colt Cabana off of his feet…
Rhino:Damien Sandow is lining up Colt Cabana…
Mark:Elbow of Disdain!
Rhino:He could have him right here…
Mark:Damien Sandow with the cover 1……………….2……………3……..NO!
Rhino:Colt Cabana kicks out…
Mark:Damien Sandow is now waiting for Colt Cabana to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:He has him lined up…
Mark:TERMINUS!
Rhino:Thats gotta be it right here and now…
Mark:Damien Sandow with the cover 1…………….2………….3………….NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber broke it up…
Mark:Subway is back in the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber gets taken out of the ring by Subway…
Mark:Damien Sandow is now looking to put Colt Cabana away right now…
Rhino:Subway just sent Lone Jobber in to the guard rail…
Mark:Damien Sandow is lining up Colt Cabana…
(Video Feed Begins To Play on Hardcore Theatre)
Rhino:Thats The Shield…
Mark:They have Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Subway just looked up and saw her on the screen…
Mark:I think he heard her scream…
Rhino:Subway is storming to the back right now…
Mark:Subway is going to save Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Damien Sandow is ready to finish off Colt Cabana…
Mark:YOU’RE WELCOME!
Rhino:Blind Tag!
Mark:Colt Cabana is down and out…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is in the ring…
Mark:Damien Sandow turns around… THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:Lone Jobber hit it…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Damien Sandow 1……………..2…………….3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners and NEW EWA Tag Team Champions… LONE JOBBER and COLT CABANA!
Rhino:Subway left to save Megumi Kudo and it gave Lone Jobber and Colt Cabana the numbers advantage and they walk out with the EWA Tag Team Championships…
Mark:We have new champions as we head in to the holiday seas…
(Horror Screech)
Rhino:Whats going on…
(Horror Screech)
Mark:Its The Wyatt Family!
Rhino:Harper and Rowan tossed Colt Cabana out of the ring and they are surrounding Lone Jobber…
Mark:Its a three on one attack on Lone Jobber right now…
Rhino:They are destroying Lone Jobber right now…
Mark:Luke Harper with a Big Boot to Lone Jobber!
Rhino:He just took his head off with that big boot…
Mark:Rowan and Harper are now picking up Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Bray Wyatt has Lone Jobber setup…
Mark:SISTER ABIGAIL!
Rhino:Lone Jobber has been laid out…
Mark:It appears that the Wyatt Family has set their focus on Lone Jobber… The question is… Why?
(Horror Screech)
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