Seasons Beatings 2014
Mark:We have arrived in the City of Brotherly Love… We are in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania… This is the most wonderful time of year Rhino… As it is time for Seasons Beatings…
Rhino:Oh man I cant wait for tonight… So much is going to happen tonight and everyone seems to be in the highest of high spirits…
Mark:That they are Rhino as tonight we celebrate all of the holidays in one… When we have our traditional Holiday Bowl… When Mr. Holiday himself battles Bray Wyatt…
Rhino:We have been seeing Bray Wyatt lay waste to many of foe since debuting here in the EWA… But Lone Jobber may be his toughest challenge to date and thats saying something since he took out Omega in his EWA Debut…
Mark:That he did Rhino… So we will see what those two men will do tonight when they compete in the Holiday Bowl…
Rhino:You know Lone Jobber enjoys himself a good Holiday Bowl…
Mark:Yes indeed he does… Speaking of Lone Jobber his tag team partner Colt Cabana will be in action tonight when he takes on a member of The Shield to compete for the Number One Contendership for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:And that member of the Shield will be the Lunatic Fringe himself Dean Ambrose…
Mark:We will see if Dean Ambrose can step up and bring home the Number One Contendership for The Shield tonight…
Rhino:It should be interesting thats for damn sure…
Mark:Also here tonight Tyler Breeze will battle Christian…
Rhino:I cant wait to see Christian return to the ring One More Time…
Mark:Its going to be one heck of a night here as we Deck The Halls and get set for our opening contest here at Seasons Beatings…
Tyler Breeze vs Christian
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is NO HOLDS BARRED and is set for one fall… Introducing first…Now residing in his Seasonal residence in Santorini, Greece… Weighing in at 195 Pounds… TYLER BREEZE!
(“#MmmmGorgeous” plays as Tyler Breeze enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Toronto, Ontario Canada… Weighing in at 212 Pounds… CHRISTIAN!
(“Just Close Your Eyes” plays as Christian enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go…Christian and Tyler Breeze are face to face in the center of the ring…
Rhino:They are ready to go…
Mark:Christian just slapped Tyler Breeze right across the face…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze didnt like that at all…
Mark:Tyler Breeze goes for a right hand… Christian ducks… Christian now lays in chops across the chest of Tyler Breeze…
Rhino:He is lighting up the chest of Tyler Breeze…
Mark:Christian now whips Tyler Breeze off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Tyler Breeze went flying in the air and is now rolling to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Christian is going right out after Tyler Breeze…
Rhino:Its a chase around the ring…
Mark:Tyler Breeze ducks back in to the ring… Christian follows him back in to the ring…
Rhino:Well sorta…
Mark:Christian slid half way in and slid right back out of the ring… Tyler Breeze went for a boot and Christian got right out of the ring…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze thought he had him played…
Mark:Christian grabs Tyler Breeze by the legs and pulls him out of the ring… Christian now whips Tyler Breeze in to the steel guard rail… Reversal by Tyler Breeze sending Christian right in to the steel guard rail…
Rhino:That didnt go as Christian had planned…
Mark:Tyler Breeze is now sticking his boot right in to the throat of Christian…
Rhino:Christian is getting the life choked right out of him…
Mark:Tyler Breeze picks up Christian and drops him throat first right across the top of the guardrail…
Rhino:Christian is in some trouble right now…
Mark:Tyler Breeze rolls Christian back in to the ring… Christian is now trying to get back up on to his feet… Tyler Breeze hooks him up and drops him face first with a suplex…
Rhino:Nice suplex right there and Christian is in some trouble…
Mark:Tyler Breeze with the quick cover 1………………2………….Kickout by Christian…
Rhino:Christian is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Tyler Breeze now backs Christian up in to the corner…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is taunting Christian right now…
Mark:Tyler Breeze whips Christian off in to the farside corner… Christian comes staggering out of the corner and gets taken down with a big clothesline…
Rhino:Nice clothesline… As Tyler Breeze continues to take control of this contest…
Mark:Tyler Breeze with another cover 1…………..2…………..Kickout by Christian once again…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze has now rolled to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Tyler Breeze has himself a steel chair right about now…
Rhino:This is not going to be good for Christian…
Mark:Tyler Breeze is back in the ring and is lining up Captain Charisma… Big time chair shot right across the back of Christian…
Rhino:He laid him out with that big time chair shot…
Mark:Tyler Breeze covers Christian again 1…………………..2…………..Kickout one more time by Christian…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is now wedging the chair in between the turnbuckles…
Mark:Tyler Breeze grabs Christian by the head and goes to ram him in to the steel chair… Christian blocks and now sends Tyler Breeze face first in to the Steel Chair!
Rhino:That backfired…
Mark:Tyler Breeze now staggering around as Christian hooks him up… Atomic Drop!
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is dazed…
Mark:Big Uppercut! By Christian…
Rhino:That knocked him right off of his feet…
Mark:Christian is now unwedging the Steel Chair…
Rhino:Look out Tyler…
Mark:Tyler Breeze turns around and walks right in to a steel chair shot from Christian…
Rhino:That was a hell of a chair shot…
Mark:Christian covers Tyler Breeze 1………………..2…………..Kickout by Tyler Breeze…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Christian now with a couple of straight right hands to Tyler Breeze and now whips him in to the ropes and connects with a big clothesline once again…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is in some trouble right now…
Mark:Tyler Breeze gets to his feet… DDT!
Rhino:That could be it right now…
Mark:Christian with the cover 1………………..2…………….3………NO!
Rhino:Tyler Breeze was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Christian is now going to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Christian is now bringing a table in to the ring…
Mark:Christian has the table in position right now…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Christian has Tyler Breeze laid out on the table…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is out…
Mark:Christian is now climbing up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Incoming!
Mark:Frog Splash Through The Table!
Rhino:Thats gotta be it right there…
Mark:Christian covers Tyler Breeze 1…………….2…………….3…………NO!
Rhino:Tyler Breeze was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:That was a close nearfall right there as Tyler Breeze barely was able to get his shoulder up…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is in a lot of trouble right now…
Mark:Christian is looking to finish off Tyler Breeze…
Rhino:The Peeps are behind him…
Mark:Tyler Breeze is back up on to his feet… Christian sets him up… KILLSWITCH! NO!
Rhino:Tyler Breeze escapes out of it…
Mark:Tyler Breeze picks up the steel chair…
Rhino:Watch out…
Mark:Christian turns around… STEEL CHAIR SHOT!
Rhino:He just got laid out with that steel chair…
Mark:Tyler Breeze covers Christian 1……………………..2……………….3……………..NO!
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:Christian is now very slow to get back up on to his feet right now…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze has him lined up…
Mark:BEAUTY SHOT! NO!
Rhino:Christian ducked…
Mark:Tyler Breeze is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Christian has the steel chair…
Mark:Christian swings… STEEL CHAIR SHOT! NO! SUPER MODEL KICK!
Rhino:Thats gotta be it…
Mark:Tyler Breeze knocked the chair right back in to the face of Christian…
Rhino:Christian is out cold…
Mark:Tyler Breeze hooks the leg 1……………2………….3…………NO!
Rhino:Christian got his shoulder up…
Mark:Tyler Breeze thought he had Christian down for the count…
Rhino:Tyler Breeze is now lining up Christian…
Mark:Christian looks to be out on his feet…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:BEAUTY SHOT!
Rhino:Thats gonna be it right there…
Mark:Tyler Breeze hooks the leg 1…………….2……………3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TYLER BREEZE!
Rhino:Tyler Breeze just pulled out the victory over Christian here tonight at Seasons Beatings…
Mark:This was a tremendous battle between Christian and Tyler Breeze…
Rhino:I wouldnt mind seeing those two meet one more time down the line again…
Mark:Still to come tonight we will have the Holiday Bowl between Bray Wyatt and Lone Jobber… Lets get back to our next match up here at the final event of 2014…
Number One Contenders Match for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship
Colt Cabana vs A Member of The Shield
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Number One Contenders Match for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first…First…From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 233 Pounds… COLT CABANA!
(“Boom Boom” plays as Colt Cabana enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…
SIERRA HOTEL INDIA ECHO LIMA DELTA… SHIELD!
(“Special Ops” plays in the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Representing The Shield… Weighing in at 225 Pounds… DEAN AMBROSE!
Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway…
Rhino:Colt Cabana scored a big win last time out when he won the EWA Tag Team Championships with his new partner Lone Jobber…
Mark:Some say that Lone Jobber was the one who carried them to the championships…
Rhino:I Would have to tend to agree with those people…
Mark:While on the other hand right now Dean Ambrose is out to pretty much make sure that the EWA World Heavyweight Championship comes to The Shield in 2015…
Rhino:I believe that is the goal of the group and if Dean Ambrose can win this match up tonight he will get his chance to bring home the gold…
Mark:Dean Ambrose strikes Colt Cabana with right hands…
Rhino:He is laying in the shots…
Mark:Dean Ambrose whips Colt Cabana in to the ropes… Colt Cabana with a reversal… Dean Ambrose comes off the ropes and gets taken off of his feet with a hip toss…
Rhino:Dean Ambrose gets right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Colt Cabana takes him back off of them with a clothesline…
Rhino:Dean is back up again…
Mark:One more clothesline from Colt Cabana…
Rhino:Dean Ambrose is slower to get back up this time around…
Mark:Colt Cabana scoops him up and nails him with a spinning slam… As Colt Cabana goes for the quick cover 1……………2…………Kickout by Dean Ambrose…
Rhino:Colt Cabana is now bringing Dean Ambrose back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Colt Cabana with a couple of hard shots and now whips Dean Ambrose off in to the farside…
Rhino:Dean Ambrose is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Big Dropkick!
Rhino:Dean Ambrose is rolling right out of the ring after that dropkick…
Mark:The Lunatic Fringe needs to regroup right about now…
Rhino:Colt Cabana is taking it right to him so far here in this match up…
Mark:Dean Ambrose is trying to gather himself… Baseball Slide!
Rhino:Well Colt Cabana caught him off guard right there…
Mark:Dean Ambrose got caught right in the side of the head with that baseball slide as Colt Cabana now goes to the outside of the ring to bring Dean Ambrose back in to the ring…
Rhino:Colt Cabana has him right where he wants him right this moment…
Mark:Colt Cabana scoops up Dean Ambrose and slams him straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Colt Cabana heads up on to the top rope…
Mark:Moonsault! Connects!
Rhino:Dean Ambrose is in trouble now…
Mark:Colt Cabana hooks the leg 1…………….2………….Kickout by Dean Ambrose…
Rhino:Close one right there…
Mark:Dean Ambrose is trying to get back up on to his feet… Colt Cabana gets him up on his shoulders…
Rhino:This is a bad spot for Dean Ambrose to be in…
Mark:Dean Ambrose slides off the shoulders of Colt Cabana and now shoves him off in to the corner…
Rhino:Colt Cabana is staggering backwards…
Mark:Dean Ambrose goes behind Colt Cabana and nails him with a belly to back suplex!
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Dean Ambrose with the cover 1……………..2………..Kickout by Colt Cabana…
Rhino:Colt Cabana is now getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Dean Ambrose with a couple of hard shots right to the midsection of Colt Cabana… Dean Ambrose with an irish whip sending him in to the other corner…
Rhino:Here comes Dean Ambrose…
Mark:Dean Ambrose charges in but Colt Cabana gets his feet up…
Rhino:Dean Ambrose is dazed…
Mark:Colt Cabana comes charging out of the corner… Dean Ambrose ducks the clothesline and counters it in to a neckbreaker…
Rhino:Nice counter right there…
Mark:Dean Ambrose covers Colt Cabana 1………………..2…………….Kickout again by Colt Cabana…
Rhino:Colt Cabana is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dean Ambrose charges in and nails him with a running knee…
Rhino:He caught him right in the side of the head…
Mark:Dean Ambrose covers Colt Cabana 1…………….2…………….3…No!
Rhino:Colt Cabana was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Dean Ambrose is now heading up to the top rope right now…
Rhino:He is looking to take a chance…
Mark:Colt Cabana is back up on to his feet and he stops Dean Ambrose up on the top rope…
Rhino:Colt Cabana is now climbing the ropes…
Mark:Dean Ambrose is in trouble… SUPERPLEX!
Rhino:He connected with it right there…
Mark:Colt Cabana covers Dean Ambrose 1…………………2……………3…….NO!
Rhino:Dean Ambrose got his shoulder up…
Mark:Very close near fall right there…
Rhino:Dean Ambrose is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Colt Cabana hooks him up… Cabanarama!
Rhino:Big time cradle DDT right there by Colt Cabana…
Mark:Dean Ambrose is in trouble as Colt Cabana hooks the leg 1………………….2…………….3…………NO!
Rhino:So close right there…
Mark:Colt Cabana was a half a count away from walking out of here tonight as the Number One Contender for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:You know that Subway is watching closely to what is going on right now…
Mark:Dean Ambrose is using the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Colt Cabana has Dean Ambrose lined up…
Mark:Powerbomb!
Rhino:Thats it…
Mark:Colt Cabana with another cover 1………………..2………………3…………NO!
Rhino:Dean Ambrose got his shoulder up again…
Mark:Dean Ambrose is trying to hang in right now…
Rhino:Colt Cabana is getting frustrated…
Mark:Colt Cabana is now waiting for the Lunatic Fringe to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Dean Ambrose looks to be out of it…
Mark:Colt Cabana gets him up on his shoulders…
Rhino:Here comes the Airplane Spin…
Mark:Colt Cabana has him set… Dean Ambrose though rakes the eyes of Colt Cabana…
Rhino:Thats one way to escape…
Mark:Dean Ambrose now shoves Colt Cabana right in to the turnbuckles…
Rhino:Colt Cabana is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:DIRTY DEEDS!
Rhino:Dean Ambrose planted him…
Mark:Dean Ambrose hooks the leg 1……………….2……………….3…………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DEAN AMBROSE!
Rhino:Dean Ambrose is now the Number One Contender for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Which means that Subway now knows that if he is able to survive his battle against The Shield tonight… He is then going to have to deal with Dean Ambrose…
Rhino:The title reign for the X-Core Solider could be coming to an end… Sooner than he may hope…
Mark:We are now going to Kent Richardson who has this special report…
Kent:This is Kent Richardson with a special report. We here in the eWa have come to understand that this mystery man, who reportedly is a former World Heavyweight Champion, has a statement for those who are interested in hearing if he accepts. We warn you, if you have a weak stomach…you shouldn’t watch. Viewer Discretion is Advised.
(The live feed from the studio cuts to a recording with a dark lit room with only a picture of a woman. The woman is young, pretty, vibrant in the picture. Her smile can light up a room, any room except for this room. The light disappears due to a figure covering the light with his shadow. He puts his hand on the picture, as if it means something to him. He puts a photo next to the woman, one of blood and death. It looks like a picture of a crime scene, and appears to be same woman….the light fades and goes to another wall with a picture of juggalos, the juggalos are covered in blood. The picture depicts that of pain and hatred, to say to blame them. Finally the light goes out…and TV comes on…just light, no sound, a blue background.)
???:The eWa wants to issue me to accept a challenge. They have gone on national TV and wanted to put me back in the ring with whomever I want? If they haven’t gotten it now, that man isn’t coming back here. He’s too chicken. The man states he has had a rough life. Youve…taken the easy way out..with drugs and alcohol. The eWa said I wanted a challenge. I want revenge. That pussy took his ball and went home because he ran out of faygo. You didn’t lose the love of your life that day. You don’t know what death feels like, yet you believe in that twisted mind of yours, that you’ve suffered some tragedy! I lost everything and now because of this one act that the eWa granted me, a match I want. It won’t be a match, it would be a bloodbath, and that’s why he ran. That’s why when I tried coming back, someone tried to make sure I never stepped inside a ring again. They nearly succeeded, I don’t blame him, but I wouldn’t pass it by that he wouldn’t turn an eye and thank his juggalo I’m not here. So eWa, make the match. Guess what, I know you wont. That creep is long gone and this company is almost too far gone, they got desperate. That’s why they called me, because they know I’ll do anything to get this to happen. I don’t care about the shield, the wyatt family, subway, dx, or anyone else except him! Do your job and give me vengeance, for this time, vengeance won’t be in the Lord’s hands, but mine, with blood!!
(Video Feed Ends)
Rhino:Well that was interesting to say the least…
Mark:Will Triple H be able to deliver on that? We will have to see… As we now get back to the ring for more action…
Holiday Bowl
Lone Jobber vs Bray Wyatt
(Horror Screech)
(Via Hardcore Theatre)
Bray Wyatt:WE’RE HERE!
(“Live In Fear” plays as The Wyatt Family enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the HOLIDAY BOWL! Introducing first… Already in the ring… Representing The Wyatt Family… BRAY WYATT! His opponent…From The Slaughter House… And now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta,Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds…LONE JOBBER!
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:The most festive match in the EWA is about to take place right about now…
Rhino:You can see that Lone Jobber is trying to figure out what to make of Bray Wyatt…
Mark:With Luke Harper and Erick Rowan here at ringside Lone Jobber is going to need to have eyes in the back of his head…
Rhino:Erick Rowan is up on the apron…
Mark:Lone Jobber goes right after him as Erick Rowan jumps off the apron…
Rhino:Look out…
Mark:From behind Bray Wyatt attacks Lone Jobber from behind…
Rhino:He used the distraction to his advantage…
Mark:Bray Wyatt with clubbing shots to the back of Lone Jobber right now…
Rhino:He is really laying them in…
Mark:Bray Wyatt picks up Lone Jobber and tosses him in to the corner…
Rhino:He is going to continue to lay in those shots…
Mark:Bray Wyatt charges in and connects with a big splash in the corner on Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is dazed coming out of the corner…
Mark:Big Clothesline! By Bray Wyatt… Bray Wyatt with the cover 1……………2…………Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Bray Wyatt is now stomping away at the former EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Bray Wyatt lines up Lone Jobber… Running Senton Splash!
Rhino:Impressive move for someone his size…
Mark:Bray Wyatt with another cover 1……………..2………..Kickout again by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Bray Wyatt scoops up Lone Jobber and slams him right down to the canvas…
Rhino:Luke Harper just tossed Bray Wyatt a present…
Mark:Bray Wyatt opens up the box and pulls out what looks to be a frying pan…
Rhino:I guess he is going to fry himself up some Potato Jobber Cakes?
Mark:Possibly?
Rhino:Lone Jobber is back up…
Mark:Bray Wyatt nails Lone Jobber right in the head with the frying pan…
Rhino:He just went splat…
Mark:Bray Wyatt covers Lone Jobber again 1……………2……………Kickout by Lone Jobber once again…
Rhino:Luke Harper is talking things over with Erick Rowan right now…
Mark:Bray Wyatt just asked him for another present…
Rhino:Erick Rowan just gave Bray Wyatt another box…
Mark:As Bray Wyatt opens up the present it appears that Luke Harper is clearing off the table of goodies and sliding it in to the ring…
Rhino:Bray Wyatt pulls out a cooking sheet… That is perfect for some Christmas Cookies…
Mark:Lone Jobber staggers back up on to his feet… Bray Wyatt swings… Lone Jobber ducks… Bray Wyatt turns around and Lone Jobber dropkicks the cooking sheet back in to the face of Bray Wyatt…
Rhino:Bray Wyatt is now dazed…
Mark:Lone Jobber with one more dropkick and it knocks Bray Wyatt back in to the corner…
Rhino:Lone Jobber now has the cooking sheet…
Mark:Erick Rowan is up on the apron… Lone Jobber nails Erick Rowan right in the head with the cooking sheet knocking him down off the apron…
Rhino:Luke Harper thought twice about getting up on the apron…
Mark:Lone Jobber charges in and Bray Wyatt and nails him right in the head with the cooking sheet…
Rhino:Bray Wyatt is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Lone Jobber nails Bray Wyatt with a DDT!
Rhino:Nice DDT right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Bray Wyatt 1……………….2…………..Kickout by Bray Wyatt…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now on the outside of the ring and he just picked out his own present…
Mark:Lone Jobber is opening it up and he pulls out an old school N64 Video Game System…
Rhino:It appears Lone Jobber is thinking twice about using it…
Mark:I think he wants to keep it for himself…
Rhino:You know he is an old school gamer at heart…
Mark:Bray Wyatt staggers back up on to his feet… Lone Jobber throws the N64 Video Game System right in to the head of Bray Wyatt…
Rhino:That just shattered…
Mark:Bray Wyatt looks to be out on his feet… Low Card Kick!
Rhino:That could be it right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Bray Wyatt 1………………….2……………3……No!
Rhino:Bray Wyatt got his shoulder up…
Mark:That was a very close near fall right there…
Rhino:Bray Wyatt is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber just went to the outside of the ring and picked up one of those giant dreidels that were at ringside…
Rhino:Luke Harper is up on the apron right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber with some Dreidel Chucking! As he chucked the giant dreidel in to the face of Luke Harper…
Rhino:Bray Wyatt is back up on to his feet…
Mark:From behind Bray Wyatt clotheslines Lone Jobber…
Rhino:That distraction has once again helped Bray Wyatt…
Mark:Bray Wyatt hooks up Lone Jobber… Ura-nage Slam!
Rhino:He drove him right in to the canvas…
Mark:Bray Wyatt hooks the leg 1………………….2………………….3……NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…
Mark:Very close near fall right there…
Rhino:Bray Wyatt is now setting up the table…
Mark:This wont be good for Lone Jobber if he is able to put him through the table…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is struggling to get up on to his feet…
Mark:Bray Wyatt has him setup… CHOKESLAM! NO!
Rhino:Lone Jobber escapes out of it…
Mark:Low Card Kick!
Rhino:That knocked Bray Wyatt on to the table…
Mark:This is the moment that Lone Jobber needed in this match up…
Rhino:Watch out for Erick Rowan…
Mark:Dropkick! By Lone Jobber knocking him off the apron…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Luke Harper and Erick Rowan are both down and Bray Wyatt is laid out on the table…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is ready to fly…
Mark:450 Splash! NO!
Rhino:Bray Wyatt moved out of the way and Lone Jobber went crashing through the table…
Mark:Lone Jobber took a big chance and it didnt connect…
Rhino:Bray Wyatt is now back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber is out…
Rhino:Bray Wyatt has a look in his eyes right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber staggers up… SISTER ABIGAIL!
Rhino:Thats it…
Mark:Bray Wyatt covers Lone Jobber 1………………….2…………….3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BRAY WYATT!
Rhino:Bray Wyatt with his toughest challenge to date but comes out victorious..
Mark:Bray Wyatt and his Wyatt Family will be a force to dealt with in 2015…
(Horror Screech)
Mark:Its time now for our Main Event…
Three on One Handicap Match
The Shield vs Subway
SIERRA HOTEL INDIA ECHO LIMA DELTA… SHIELD!
(“Special Ops” plays in the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event…
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:Seth Rollins just got jumped from behind…
Rhino:Thats Subway…
Mark:Subway just attacked Seth Rollins as he was making his normal entrance to the ring…
Rhino:CM Punk and Roman Reigns are all the way on the other side of the building right now…
Mark:I dont think they have seen the attack yet…
Rhino:Subway has a steel chair…
Mark:Subway nails Seth Rollins right in the head with the Steel Chair!
Rhino:Seth Rollins has been laid out here in this capacity crowd…
Mark:Roman Reigns and CM Punk hit the ring and now see what just happened to Seth Rollins…
Rhino:Here comes Subway…
Mark:It looks like the EWA World Heavyweight Champion is here to fight…
Rhino:He has some soft of weapon hanging on his back…
Mark:It looks like a barbed wire cane…
Rhino:Subway is looking to take out The Shield before they take him out…
Mark:Subway pulls out his barbed wire cane and is going right in the ring…
Rhino:He is swinging away…
Mark:Subway nails Roman Reigns in the midsection with the cane…
Rhino:He caught him good right there…
Mark:Here comes CM Punk… Subway smacks him right in the head with the singapore cane…
Rhino:Ouch!
Mark:One more time Subway nails CM Punk right in the head with the singapore cane…
Rhino:Look Out…
Mark:SPEAR!
Rhino:Subway didnt see that coming at all…
Mark:Roman Reigns lined him up and took him out with that spear…
Rhino:Seth Rollins has just crawled down to ringside…
Mark:Here comes Dean Ambrose…
Rhino:This now turning in to a four on one attack…
Mark:Dean Ambrose is helping Seth Rollins bring a table in to the ring…
Rhino:CM Punk is picking Subway up…
Mark:GTS!
Rhino:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion has been laid out by The Shield…
Mark:The Shield are sending a message right now…
Rhino:This isnt even a match up… This is just a complete and utter beat down of the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:The Shield are now getting ready to take care of Subway once and for all…
Rhino:The table is in place…
Mark:CM Punk steps back… As Roman Reigns, Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins have Subway setup…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:TRIPLE POWERBOMB THROUGH THE TABLE!
Rhino:CM Punk just picked up the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:That is Subway’s belt…
Rhino:Dean Ambrose gives CM Punk a look…
Mark:CM Punk gives the belt over to Dean Ambrose…
Rhino:All four men seem to be on the same page…
Mark:EWA Officials have arrived and they are getting The Shield out of the ring…
Rhino:Our medical team has just brought a stretcher out…
Mark:It appears like our World Champion is going to end the final event of 2014 riding out on a stretcher…
Rhino:The Shield has left a mark not only on the EWA but on Subway…
Mark:Has 2014 been the year of The Shield? Or is 2015 going to be the year of The Shield? We will see you in 2015 and hopefully we will have an update on our World Champion… Seasons Beatings and Happy New Year Everyone! Good Night!
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