Mark:Welcome everyone to Tuesday Night Carnage… My name is Mark and I am here with the man known as Rhino… Rhino:Tonight should be one hell of a night Mark… Mark:Your telling me… Tonight we will have four title matches… Including the Fatal Four Way Elimination NO DQ Match for the World Heavyweight Title… What do
Mark:Welcome everyone to Blaze and Glory… The Staple Center is sold out and their isnt even standing room tickets as this night is going to be one explosive night… As everyone knows by now… My name is Mark and I am alongside as always with Rhino… Rhino:Tonight should be one hell of a night… As
Mark:As the fireworks go off welcome to Friday Night Massacre… Welcome everyone to the Joe Louis Arena tonight and tonight should be one hell of a night… Im Mark join as always by the man known as Rhino… Rhino:WASSSSUPPP… Mark:Anyhow tonight four titles will be on the line… Including the Last Man Standing match up
Mark:Welcome everyone to Madison Square Garden… Welcome to what is planned to be a historic night in the Extreme Wrestling Alliance… And what better place than in MSG… As You know I am Mark and I am alongside the Hot Dog or shall I say Purg dog lover Rhino… Rhino:Um… PURGY… Mark:Well tonight in this
Mark:Welcome everyone to Wednesday Night Xtreme… I am your host Mark and as always… You know who is sitting right next to me… Rhino:Thats right its me its me… Its the R-H-I-N-O… Mark:Well tonight we have many exciting matches ups that will take place here tonight… But also the big main event… It will be
Mark:Welcome everyone to the Cow Palace in San Francisco… I am Mark and you know my partner in crime… The Number One Suck Up in the land Rhino… Rhino:It does not hurt to brown nose… Mark:Well tonight we have big time matches… Tonight we will see… An Iron Man Match between eWa World Champion Shawn
Mark:Hello everyone and welcome to Tuesday Night Carnage… As you know my name is Mark and I am alongside as always with the man known as Rhino… Rhino:Your Welcome… Mark:What in gods name are you saying… Rhino:It works for Perry Saturn I thought the Your Welcome Gimmick would work for me… Mark:Any how… Tonight we
Mark:As the pyro sets off I welcome you to Once and For All… Im alongside as always the man known as Rhino… Rhino:I am so excited about tonight… As we have so many big time matches we don’t know where to begin… Mark:You are exactly right and just about every match on the card has
Mark:Ladies and Gentlemen… Welcome to Tuesday Night Carnage… Once Again as always I am the Voice of the Extreme Wrestling Alliance Mark… Alongside… The Hot Dog lover Rhino… Rhino:Yes I am… And I am proud to be one… Mark:But anyhow tonight… We have some explosive Action… All four EWA Titles will be on the line
Mark:Welcome everyone to the city of Brotherly Love… Welcome to May-Hem… As always I am Mark along side as usual by the man known as Rhino… Rhino:You bet ya… Im Rhino… The man who loves to see Triple H and the rest of degeneration X… Lose… Which does not happen often… But I hope it
Mark:Welcome everyone to Tuesday Night Carnage… Im Mark… And I am usually joined by the man known as Rhino… But as of this moment… No one here knows the status of the man known as Rhino… So it looks like im flying solo here tonight… But any how… Tonight we will have a first as
Mark:Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to King of the Mountain… Im Mark alongside as always the man known as Rhino… Tonight we will be crowning a NEW EWA World Champion as we will be having a Mini Royal Rumble Cage Match… With the winner walking out of the cage… Rhino:That should be great… Hopefully Triple H
