Playtime 2001 (10-06-01)

Mark:Welcome to PLAYTIME… Tonight we should be seeing some very intense and strange match ups… By The Way my name is Mark… As always I am joined by my side kick… The Hot Dog Eater Rhino…

Rhino:Its Purg Dog eater…

Mark:Anyhow… We do have some strange matches and some matches that really dont making any sense…

Rhino:Will Justin or Jay get out of the Chinese finger trap… I hate those traps…

Mark:Anyhow… We have tons of matches… So lets get to the ring to open up the festivities…

Triple H vs Hurricane Helms

Pa Announcer:The opening match at PlayTime is set for one fall… Introducing first… Weighing in at 190 Pounds… HURRICANE HELMS…

(Hurricane’s theme hits as he enters the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich,CT… Weighing in at 260 Pounds…Representing DEGENERATION X… The Game… TRIPLE H…

(“The Game” hits as Triple H makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:The Bell Sounds as Triple H and Hurricane Helms begin to stare down one another… The Game throws the first punch at Hurricane Helms… Triple H nails him with a few right hands… Triple H sends him in to the ropes… Reversal by Hurricane… Goes for a back body drop… But Triple H sees it and nails him with a clothesline… Triple H sends him in to the ropes and now back body drops Hurricane Helms over the top rope…

Rhino:The Hurricane Flew… And with out his cape…

Mark:Triple H now goes to the outside… Triple H now picks up Hurricane and sends him hard in to the steel steps… Triple H picks up Hurricane and rolls him back in to the ring…

Rhino:Triple H is in control and now sends him hard in to the corner…

Mark:Triple H now putting the boots to Hurricane Helms… Triple H picks him up and slams him down hard to the canvas… Triple H now drops a knee to the face of Hurricane…

Rhino:Hurricane Helms is gonna need to use his Hurrapowers and take control of this match up…

Mark:Triple H now sets him up and connects with a pulling piledriver…

Rhino:The Game has it in the bag…

Mark:Triple H now with a kick to the gut… PEDIGREE… Its Over… Cover 1……………2……………….3…….

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner… TRIPLE H…

Rhino:The Game totally destroy Hurricane Helms tonight… I Guess his Hurrapowers werent on tonight…

Mark:Well its time to for more action… So lets get back to the ring…

Tournament for the NEW eWa Title
Omega vs The Rock

Pa Announcer:This next match is a Tournament Match for the NEW eWa Title… Introducing first… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… Representing Team Better Than You… THE ROCK…

(“The Rock Says” hits as The Rock makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… Weighing in at over 300 Pounds… OMEGA…

(“If I should die before I wake” hits as Omega makes his way to the ring…)

Rhino:This is a rematch between these to from their encounter back at Tuesday Night Carnage for the eWa Championship… Which The Rock was able to pull out the victory…

Mark:The Rock goes right after Omega with right hands as the bell sounds… The Rock keeps delivering the right hands… Omega though blocks one and nails The Rock with a huge right hand that takes down the People’s Champion… The Rock gets back up on to his feet and The Rock gets knocked down by a right hand by Omega… Omega sends The Rock in to the ropes and nails him with a flap jack…

Rhino:That move must hurt as you come down ribs first on to the hard mat…

Mark:Omega now delivers a huge leg drop to the People’s champion… Omega covers him 1………….2…….. Kick out by The Rock…

Rhino:Omega sends The Rock hard in to the corner… As he seems to be focusing on the rib and lower back area of The Rock…

Mark:Its unlike Omega just to focus in on one body part… But thats what he is doing now… Omega charges in with a big splash…

Rhino:That move reminds me of The Stinger Splash…

Mark:Omega sends The Rock in to the other corner and attempts The Splash again… The Rock though comes out with a clothesline… That only rocked the big man…

Rhino:Most times that move takes The Rock’s opponents off of their feet…

Mark:The Rock come off the ropes again and nails him with another clothesline… Omega is stagering around now…

Rhino:One more could take him off his feet…

Mark:Omega ducks the clothesline and connects with a neckbreaker…

Rhino:Nice Counter by Omega…

Mark:Omega now picks up The Rock and delivers a reverse DVD on to The Rock… Covers him 1……….2………. Kickout by The Rock…

Rhino:I thought the match would have been all over their…

Mark:Omega now picks up the Rock and just falls on The Rock with a falling powerslam…

Rhino:Having 300 Pounds plus drop on your ribs might hurt a little…

Mark:Omega picks him up and connects with The ScrewDriver… Cover 1………….2…………..3…..

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner OMEGA…

Rhino:The Rock tried to give it all that he could but he came up short tonight…

Mark:Well lets continue on in the Tournament…

Tournament for the NEW eWa Title
Rob Van Dam vs Chris Benoit

Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall and is a match in the tournament for the NEW eWa Title… Introducing first… From Edmonton,Alberta, Canada… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… CHRIS BENOIT…

(“Prove Me Wrong” hits as Chris Benoit makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Battle Creek Michigan… Weighing in at 230 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… Mr. Pay Per View… ROB VAN DAM…

(“Walk” hits as Rob Van Dam makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:This should be one hell of a fight…

Rhino:Your telling me… You got two great fighters and two great wrestlers this should be a classic…

Mark:RVD and Benoit tie up in the center of the ring… Benoit applies the headlock and turns in to a side headlock… Van Dam tries to get out by sending Benoit in to the ropes…RVD leaps over Benoit… Benoit comes off the other side… Van Dam ducks down and rolls through with a clothesline as Benoit came back on the other side from the ropes… Van Dam connects with a spinning leg drop 1……………2……… kick out by RVD…

Rhino:Some people compare RVD to the Matrix the way he flows through the ring…

Mark:Van Dam hooks benoit for a vertical suplex… Blocked by Benoit who nails him with a snap suplex… Benoit holds on and nails him with another snap suplex… Benoit goes for a third this time floats over in to a cover 1………..2………….Kick out by RVD…

Rhino:Nice move their going with three suplexs and then in to a float over pin… Smart wrestling on the part of Benoit…

Mark:Benoit now sends Van Dam in to the ropes… Benoit goes for a stiff clothesline… RVD ducks… Benoit turns around and gets caught with a spin wheel kick… Van Dam now comes off the ropes goes for Rolling Thunder and connects on top of Benoit… Cover by RVD 1…………..2……….. Kick out by Benoit…

Rhino:RVD slams Benoit near the corner and looks like he is going for the split leg moonsault…

Mark:Van Dam goes for it and connects… Cover 1………….2……. And another kickout by Benoit…

Rhino:Benoit needs to think of some type of plan to get continue in this match up…

Mark:Van Dam going for a suplex… Benoit gets out and goes behind and nails him with a german suplex… Benoit holds on and nails him with one again… Going for a third but Van Dam nails him with a low blow…

Rhino:Cheap move by RVD…

Mark:Benoit back to his feet and gets nail with a spin kick to the face…

Rhino:Van Dam is heading to the top rope now…

Mark:FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH on to Benoit… Its over now 1……………2………………3…….

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ROB VAN DAM…

Rhino:Great match up in my book…

Mark:I have to agree with you on that one Rhino… That was one hell of a fight between two great wrestlers…

Rhino:I guess Rob Van Dam showed us again why he is Mr. Pay Per View…

Mark:Well their is one more tournament match left so lets get back to the ring…

Tournament Match for the NEW eWa Title
Jeremy Mack vs Whiplash

Pa Announcer:This next match is the Final Tournament Match for the NEW eWa Title… Introducing first… From Atlanta, Georgia… Weighing in at 244 Pounds… Representing Team Better Than You… WHIPLASH…

(Whiplash’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His Opponent…

Rhino:Oh My God…

Mark:Mackdown is in the ring and they are now attacking Whiplash…

Rhino:Where in the hell did they come from…

Mark:Whiplash is being Double Teamed by Mackdown… Double Brainbuster by Mackdown on to Whiplash…

Rhino:We know that Mackdown hates Whiplash… So I guess they are letting some aggression out tonight on him…

Mark:Here comes Jeremy Mack…

Rhino:Could this have been a setup all along… Has Jeremy reunited with his brothers…

Mark:Jay puts out his hand to Jeremy… They are shaking Hands…

Rhino:Jay pulls him in and nails him with a clothesline…

Mark:I guess this wasnt a setup all along… Jay and Shane are now attacking Jeremy… Double PowerBomb by Mackdown…

(“Survive” hits as Tazz makes his way out… Then “Franchise” hits as Shane Douglas walks out to the ring…)

Number One Contendership Match for the Tag Team Titles
Mackdown vs Tazz and Shane Douglas

Mark:I guess Tazz and Shane Douglas think its a good time for their match… And here they go as all four men are going at it in the ring…

Rhino:Whiplash and Jeremy are being helped to the back…

Mark:Tazz nails Shane Mack with a right hand that takes him down… Shane Douglas is taking it to Jay Mack and sends him over the top rope with a clothesline as Tazz does the same on the other side with Shane Mack…

Rhino:Tazz and Shane Douglas just clear house on Mackdown…

Mark:Mackdown recovers on the Outside as it will be Jay Mack and Shane Douglas starting it out now in the ring… As the match officially begins… Shane and Jay trading right hands back and forth and Jay takes the advantage now and nails him with a clothesline… Jay puts the boots to Shane in the ring now… Jay now picks up the Franchise and nails him with a side walk slam… Cover 1………..2……… Kickout by Shane…

Rhino:Jay now makes the tag to Shane…

Mark:Double suplex on to Shane by Mackdown… Cover by Shane 1……………2…… and he kicks out again… Shane now sends the Franchise in to the ropes and nails him with Sky High… 1…………….2………. Kick out again by The Franchise…

Rhino:Mackdown has turned the momentum back in their favor since the early going… But Shane Douglas does need to make a tag…

Mark:Jay is now back in and is now putting the boots to Shane Douglas in the corner…

Rhino:Jay is distracting the ref as Shane Mack chokes The Franchise…

Mark:Tazz comes in as now Shane and Jay double team Shane Douglas… Jay now sets him up on the top rope… Jay goes up as well… Top Rope Tornado DDT by Jay Mack…

Rhino:Nice move by Jay… Tazz really wants in to this match…

Mark:Jay now sends Shane in to the corner… Jay charges in as Shane moves and Jay hits his head on the turnbuckle…

Rhino:Its time for The Franchise to make the tag…

Mark:He is almost their…

Rhino:Jay makes the take to Shane… As Tazz gets taged in…

Mark:Tazz is clearing house with right hands to both Shane and Jay… Tazz nails a t-bone tazzplex on Jay Mack who rolls to the outside… Tazz connects with one to Shane… Tazz now sets him up again for the t-bone and connects…

Rhino:Tazz has the look in his eye…

Mark:Tazzmission… Its locked in on Shane Mack…

Rhino:Shane Mack is tapping… But Jay is distracting the ref… God Damn it…

Mark:Jay now breaks up the Tazzmission…

Rhino:Jay now nails Shane Douglas off the apron and to the floor…

Mark:Tazz now attacks Jay from behind… Shane Mack back to his feet… Turns tazz around… MIND PHUCK… By Shane Mack… Cover 1………….2……………..3…….

Pa Announcer:Here are your winners MACKDOWN…

Mark:What a match we have just seen… And their is plenty more to go so lets get back to the action…

Number One Contendership Match for the World Title
Shawn Michaels vs Kurt Angle

Pa Announcer:This next match is a number one contendership match for the eWa World Title… Introducing first… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Heartbreak Kid… SHAWN MICHAELS…

(“Boy Toy” hits as Shawn Michaels makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Pittsburgh, Pa… Weighing in at 234 Pounds… KURT ANGLE…

(“Medal” hits as Kurt Angle makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:The Bell Sounds as this match begins… Angle and HBK tie it up in the center of the ring… Michaels strikes with a sharp right hand… And another one… Michaels goes for a third but Angle ducks and is now firing away with right hands of his own… Michaels getting backed up in to the ropes… Angle sends him in to the ropes… Back Body drop by Angle and Michaels hits the mat hard… Michaels stumbles to his feet and Angle nails him with a clothesline over the top rope…

Rhino:Kurt has the early advantage as Michaels is on the outside now trying to recover from the offensive attack displayed by Kurt Angle…

Mark:Michaels now gets back in to the ring and both men tie up again in the center of the ring… Michaels now goes behind Kurt… Hammerlock by Michaels… Angle now goes behind Michaels… Goes for a german suplex… Blocked by HBK who rolls him up 1………….2……… Angle kicks out… Angle to his feet and Michaels nails his with a clothesline…

Rhino:Michaels is now putting the boots to Kurt Angle…

Mark:Michaels now sends Angle in to the corner… Michaels setting him up on the top rope…

Rhino:Looks like he is going for a superplex…

Mark:Superplex is blocked by Angle who knocks Shawn off the ropes… Angle now turns around…

Rhino:If he hits the moonsault it could be all over for HBK…

Mark:Angle goes for the moonsault…And misses as Shawn moves out of the way… Michaels now puts the boots back on to Kurt Angle…

Rhino:Angle went for the high risk but it did not pay off for the olympic hero…

Mark:Michaels now scoops up and slams Angle to the canvas… Michaels goes to the top and nails him with an elbow drop…

Rhino:The Band is tuning up…

Mark:Michaels goes for the kick… Angle catches his foot… Anklelock by Kurt Angle… Michaels is still standing on one foot… Enziguri by Michaels…

Rhino:Nice counter by Michaels…

Mark:Michaels now waiting for Angle to get back up… Superkick… With a cover 1………..2……….3……

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SHAWN MICHAELS…

Mark:Its time for the Mean Streets of Greenwich Street Fight… So lets head to the ring…

Mean Streets of Greenwich Street Fight
Shane McMahon vs Booker T

Pa Announcer:This next match is a Mean Streets of Greenwich Street Fight… Introducing first… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 230 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Commissioner of the eWa… SHANE McMAHON…

(“No Chance” hits as Shane McMahon makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From 110th Street in Brooklyn, New York… Weighing in at 264 Pounds… BOOKER T…

(“Sucka” hits as Booker T makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:Well here we go… Shane O Mac and Booker T… Shane O Mac strikes first with a right hand… Shane strikes again with a right hand to Booker T…

Rhino:Shane is doing his hit and run method…

Mark:He seems to be getting under the skin of Booker T… Shane goes for another right… But Booker T nails him first with one and it takes Shane McMahon off his feet… Shane back up and gets knocked down again by Booker T… Booker T picks up Shane McMahon in a millitary press and drops him like a bad habit in the center of the ring…

Rhino:Our Physical Commish… Needs to recover on the outside…

Mark:Shane is telling Booker T to come out after him…

Rhino:Shane O Mac is running from Booker T around the ring…

Mark:Shane grabs a chair and rolls back in to the ring with it… Booker T comes back in the ring… Ducks the Chair shot and nails Shane McMahon with a spin kick… Booker T now picks up Shane O Mac and slams him to the canvas…

Rhino:Shane tried to Sucker Booker T… But Shane is turning out to be the sucka…

Mark:Booker T sends Shane McMahon in to the ropes… Shane ducks the clothesline… And delivers a snap jab to Booker T… Thumb to the eye followed by a low blow by Shane McMahon…

Rhino:Shane is using all the cheap tricks in the book to get some type of an advantage in this match up…

Mark:Shane now whips Booker T in to the ropes and Shane flies off the other side with the chair and nails Booker T… Shane is now continuing to assault Booker T with that steel chair…

Rhino:Shane O Mac is heading to the top rope…

Mark:Shane goes for the elbow… Booker T moves out of the way… Booker T now hammering in on Shane McMahon with right hands… Booker T sends him in to the ropes… Spin kick by Booker T…

Rhino:Booker T is setting him up for the axe kick…

Mark:Axe Kick by Booker T…

Rhino:Its time… Its Spinaroni Time…

Mark:That could be a mistake by Booker T… As he does the Spinaroni… Shane has the chair… Shane with a flying Chair shot as Booker T turned around from the Spinaroni… Cover by Shane McMahon 1………….2…………3………

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner Shane McMahon…

Mark:Well very earlier today here in Charleston, South Carolina… At about 5am… The Threat and Jeff Jarrett along with Whiplash were woken up at the Citadel in Charleston, South Carolina … For the respect match that will be taking place… So we are now seeing this for the first time just as you all are here in the arena… So lets take a look…

eWa Championship Respect Match
Jeff Jarrett(c) vs The Threat
Special Ref- Whiplash

Mark:As we see Jeff Jarrett and The Threat are being woken up by a couple of Drill Sargents…

Rhino:One of the Drill Sargents in trying to wake up Whiplash who doesnt want to get up…

Sgt 1:ATTENTION… You two are under our control now… And you listen and do what ever we say… First off you two will be doing some exercises before we send you off to the area over their that is all full of mud and dirt and all that other good stuff to finish up your morning…

Sgt 2:Now you two get ready… Drop down and give me 50…

Rhino:These guys are stricked… I cant even do 5…

Mark:Thats why we hired them… The guys from the Citadel are the best their are in the world… Thats why we are their and we are putting The Chosen One and The Threat through all of this…

Sgt 1:Alright men back up on your feet… 10 Sets of 20 Jumping Jacks… Begin… NOW…

Sgt 2:Come on you two… Move it Move It Move…

Rhino:Im glad im not them…

Mark:Same here… Im confortable sitting right here watching it… Im glad I dont have to go through it…

Sgt 1:Thats enough of them… You two ready for more… Then lets go… About Face… Forward MARCH… ATTENTION… Stop right their and drop and give me 50 more push ups…

Sgt 2:Thats enough… You two see that fence over their…

Threat and JJ:Yes Sir…

Sgt 2:Now we want you two boys to run around that fence as many times as you can in 10 Minutes… And you must full speed the whole time… Now GO…

(Threat and JJ run around the fence)

Mark:I wonder if these two will have anything left after all this exercise…

Rhino:Im getting a work out just watching them… Now Mark have you seen Whiplash…

Mark:No I havent… Hes supposed to be the ref… But I guess they dont need him yet… Since they arent fighting yet…

Sgt 1:Times Up… You boys warmed up enough yet…

Threat and JJ:Yes Sir…

Sgt 1:Good now you boys have 10 minutes to catch your breath before you enter the pit area… Where you two will tare at each other for that eWa Championship…

(The Ten Minutes pass as they are all in the pit area which is surrounded by the fence they ran around…)

Mark:Finally Whiplash shows up…

Sgt 1:Alright boys… The rules are simple… The first man to be pinned for a 1, 2, 3.. Is the winner and will be the eWa Champion…

Sgt 2:Whiplash… I have been told to give you these orders… If You so happen to be bias towards The Threat… You will be FIRED…

Rhino:I guess Whiplash is just gonna just make the count for any one who gets a pin…

Mark:I think that is the right thing to do…

Sgt 1:Now boys hop in to the pit… And begin fighting…

Mark:Both men have been worn out from all the exercises and they look about half way drained each of them…

Rhino:What did you expect them to be fresh as a daisy… These boys are learning some respect today…

Mark:Both men are trading blows back and forth… Each right hand is taking its toll on the other… Jarrett right hands are drilling The Threat… Jarrett with a stiff kick to the gut as he hooks him for a snap suplex… Jarrett gets up slowly after delivering the move and is now putting the boots to The Threat…

Rhino:Each move he does takes a lot of him as much as it does the Threat…

Mark:Jarrett drops a elbow to chest of The Threat… Jarrett drapes his arm across The Threat and tells Whiplash to count… 1……………2……………. The Threat gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Not a strong cover by Jarrett…

Mark:Jarrett is hooking The Threat for another suplex but it is blocked by The Threat who suplexs Jarrett face first in to the mud and hard ground… The Threat turns over Jarrett and is choking the life out of Jarrett… The Threat covers him 1………….2………… Jarrett kick out…

Rhino:The Threat is now trying to catch his breath…

Mark:Jarrett is back up and The Threat charges at him with a clothesline… And down goes Jarrett… The Threat picks him up… Jarrett gets out of the slam and delivers The STROKE to The Threat…

Rhino:How in the hell did he hit that move… Even though he hit it… He can not follow up right away…

Mark:Jarrett with a cover 1…………….2……………. Kick out by The Threat…

Rhino:Im surprised Whiplash is counting fairly… I guess the warning that was delivered really sunk in on Whiplash…

Mark:Jarrett is trying to slam The Threat who is fighting his way out… The Threat slides off… Jarrett turns around… LIFLINE… The Threat has knocked out Jarrett with the LifLine…

Rhino:Just like Jarrett… The Threat can not make the cover right away…

Mark:The Threat slowly covers Jarrett… 1…………2……………. Jarrett kicks out…

Rhino:If he covered him right away he would have been the NEW eWa Champion…

Mark:The Threat picking up Jarrett and he slams him down…The Threat is climbing up the fence… He attempts an elbow drop and connects with it… Covers Jarrett 1……………..2…………………… Jarrett kicks out again…

Rhino:Jarrett is not going to stay down… He is not giving up his eWa Championship…

Mark:The Threat climbing slowly back up some of the fence… Jarrett is up as well and is trying to throw him off the fence back in to the pit and The Threat is holding on for dear life…

Rhino:Jarrett is climbing up the fence now…

Mark:Jarrett smashes The Threats head in to the fence and he falls off the fence…

Rhino:Jarrett slips off and falls to the ground as well…

Mark:Both men are out inside the pit area… The Threat is rolling on top of Jarrett… 1…………….2……………..3………

Rhino:The Threat has just pinned Jeff Jarrett and has won the eWa Championship…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW eWa Champion THE THREAT…

Sgt 1:Congradulations goes out to The Threat as he awarded the eWa Championship…

Rhino:That was one hell of a messy and brutal battle… I believe both men have learned some respect today…

Mark:I believe they have… So now lets get back to the action inside the arena…
Chinesse Finger Trap Match
Jay Jixhel vs Justin Credible

Pa Announcer:This next match is a Chinesse Finger Trap Match… Introducing First… From Ozone Park, New York… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… JUSTIN CREDIBLE…

(“Thats Incredible” Hits as Justin Credible makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… Weighing in at 243 Pounds… He is one half of the eWa Tag Team Champions… JAY JIXHEL…

(Jay’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:Well this match is gonna be very Interesting…

Rhino:Thats for sure…

Mark:Both men are being attached together by a 5 foot long Chinesse Finger Trap… They are given enough room so that they will be able to make contact with one another…

Rhino:Well Rob found this contraption in the Toys B. Purg cart… This is gonna be something totally weird…

Mark:Justin Credible and Jay are trash talking one another as the contraption is being hook on both men…

Rhino:This should not be your normal match… As I see this match as being a real slug fest…

Mark:Thats the way I see it… And thats what is happening now… As Justin Credible is delivering right hands to Jay… Jay is trying to fight them off with his left hand… Jay stomps Justin in the gut… And is now continuing to stomp away at Justin Credible… Justin is dropped to his knees and Jay nails him with a dropkick…

Rhino:Both men can not perform any of their normal moves in this match as you can not really do many things thanks to the finger trap…

Mark:Cover by Jay 1……..2……..Justin pushes him off and Justin though quickly locks in arm lock on Jay Jixhel…

Rhino:Smart move by Justin Credible…

Mark:Jay locks his feet on the ropes and Justin breaks the hold… Justin now stomps at the chest of Jay Jixhel… Justin now repeatly drops the elbow to the chest… Justin covers him 1…………..2……. Jay kicks out… Justin now is attempting a body slam… Jay counters it in to a small package 1……….2………… Kick out By Justin Credible who now nails him with a dropkick…

Rhino:Now he goes right back to work on the chest of Jay Jixhel…

Mark:Justin drags Jay over to the corner and now is stomping away at Jay…

Rhino:Jay needs to get some offense in if he wants to survive…

Mark:Low Blow by Jay Jixhel on to Justin Credible… And a dropkick by Jay Jixhel… Jay now on top of Justin and is hammering in with right hands…

Rhino:I told you he need some offense and here he goes…

Mark:Jay picks up Justin… Justin blocks and scoops him up… Going for Thats Incredible… Reversal by Jay… Reversal again by Justin… Who hits THATS INCREDIBLE… Cover 1…………2………….3…….

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JUSTIN CREDIBLE…

Rhino:What a strange match that was…

Mark:Now if you thought that was strange… Its time for the House of Pain Match…

House of Pain Match
Purgatory vs Lone Jobber

Mark:The eWa brought a house here in Charleston, South Carolina for this match only…

Rhino:So you mean we kicked people out of their house so we can do this match…

Mark:No we didnt… We found a vacant house to use…

Rhino:Ohh…

Mark:From what I have been told… Purgatory is already inside the house…

Rhino:That cant be good for Lone Jobber…

Mark:As we see now Jobber is entering through the front door…

Rhino:If I were Jobber I would be careful as Purgatory could be any where…

Mark:Jobber is searching for Purgatory… Jobber opens up a closet door and no Purgatory…

Rhino:Look their is Purgatory… He is now right behind Jobber…

Mark:Jobber turns around and gets caught with a stiff kick by Purgatory who follows it up with a couple of right hands… Purgatory grabs Jobber by the head… Purgatory attempts to smash Jobber’s head in to the closet door… Which is blocked by Jobber who now rams Purgatory’s head in to the door…

Rhino:Jobber brings Purgatory in to the dinning room and throws him across the table…

Mark:Jobber now is dragging Purgatory in to the kitchen area… Jobber is pulling out a couple of dishes from the cabinet… Jobber cracks the plate over Purgatory’s head… And Another one over the head…

Rhino:Jobber is having a SMASHING good time…

Mark:Jobber now is taking Purgatory to the stairs and they are heading up stairs to the bedrooms… Jobber grabs Purgatory and throws him in to one of the rooms…

Rhino:Another door is opening… ITS MACKDOWN…

Mark:Mackdown is attacking Jobber… Shane and Jay send Jobber head first in to the wall…

Rhino:I guess they are sending a message to Camera Chaos… Who we now know they will fight at the next event…

Mark:Mackdown has done their work and are now leaving the house…

Rhino:This has given Purgatory time to recover…

Mark:Purgatory now grabs Jobber and throws him in to the other wall… Purgatory has grabbed a wooden chair as has set it up by the Steps…

Rhino:I wonder what he is going to do with it…

Mark:Jobber gets placed on the chair by Purgatory… Oh MY GOD… Frankensteiner by Purgatory on to Jobber as both men tumble down the flight of stairs…

Rhino:I can not believe what he just did to Jobber… He put his own body on the line and has taken both himself out and Jobber…

Mark:Both men are not moving…

Rhino:Which is never a good sign…

Mark:Purgatory is slowing pulling himself up…Purgatory is pulling Jobber in to the middle of the floor… Purgatory is climbing the rail…

Rhino:HOLY SHIT…

Mark:Thats right… 720 Splash by Purgatory…

Rhino:Which is out of the play book of Jobber…

Mark:Purgatory covers Jobber 1…………..2……………3……..

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner PURGATORY…

Rhino:Purgatory has survived the HOUSE OF PAIN…

Mark:Well I have been told something has just taken place backstage… So lets take a look at what just happened moments ago… There is Benoit and Kidman talking…

Rhino:Thats what happened…

Mark:Benoit and Kidman just got attacked by Two guys in masks…

Rhino:Who in the hell are those guys…

Mark:I have no idea but they have laid out both Kidman and Benoit…

Rhino:Will we ever find out who they are…

Mark:I am not sure but we do have to go back to the ring for the Main Event…

Hell in a Cell ConChairto Match
Blake Bennit vs Steve Austin

Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is a Hell in a Cell ConChairto Match… In which you must smash your opponents head between two steel chairs… Introducing first… From Victoria, Texas… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN…

(“Rattlesnake” hits as Stone Cold makes his way out…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Atlanta, Georgia… Weighing in at 234 Pounds… Representing Team Better Than You… He is the eWa World Heavyweight Champion… BLAKE “Sexy Boy” BENNIT…

(“raise up” by Petey Pablo hits as Blake Bennit walks to the ring…)

Mark:Well the cell is lowered and has surrounded both Blake and Stone Cold… This is not your normal Hell in a Cell cage… As we have added chairs to the cage so that either Stone Cold or Blake can do a ConChairto on the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Someone will get their brain scrambled tonight…

Mark:Stone Cold and Blake are swinging and connecting with right hands to one another… Austin now in control with right hands… A Stomp to the gut by Austin… Snapmare by Austin… Who nails him with a stiff kick to the back… Austin comes off the ropes and nails Bennit with an elbow drop…

Rhino:Stone Cold is not waiting long to end this match as he is going to the outside for chairs…

Mark:Blake though is back up to his feet… Blake with a plancha over the top rope and on to Stone Cold… Blake now grabs Stone Cold by the head and is now dragging Stone Colds face across the steel…

Rhino:Blake throws Stone Cold back in to the ring… And is bringing a couple of chairs in wih him as well…

Mark:Blake sends Stone Cold in to the ropes and hits a Powerslam… Blake now grabs a chair and wacks Stone Cold over the back with the chair… Blake lays out a chair and he slams the Rattlesnake hard on to the steel chair…

Rhino:Blake is setting Stone Cold up for the ConChairto…

Mark:Low Blow by Stone Cold… And he is able to stop the ConChairto… Stone Cold now scoops up and slams down Blake Bennit… Now Austin grabs Blake by the hair and sends him to the outside…

Rhino:Stone Cold now throws Blake in to the steel cage…

Mark:Stone Cold is now holding Blake up by one of the chairs on the cage… Austin swings and Blake ducks the ConChairto… And the chair nails stone cold in the head… Blake now spears stone cold… And is now firing away with right hands…

Rhino:Blake throws Stone Cold back in to the ring…

Mark:Blake sends Stone Cold in to the ropes… Goes for the Superkick… Ducked by Stone Cold… STUNNER… Stone Cold Stunner on the World Champion…

Rhino:I did not see that coming…

Mark:Blake is out and all Stone Cold has to do is hit the conchairto…

Rhino:Austin lays Blake on the chair…

Mark:Austin swings the chair… Blake moves out of the way…

Rhino:Stone Cold cant believe he moved…

Mark:Austin is now just swinging the chair all around… But Blake keeps dodging it… Austin swings and misses again… SEXY BOY KICK… Out of no where on Stone Cold…

Rhino:Blake is now setting Stone Cold up for the ConChairto…

Mark:CONCHAIRTO on Stone Cold by Blake Bennit… The Match is over…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BLAKE BENNIT…

Mark:What a match… What a Night… We are out of time… So Long everyone…

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