Wednesday Night Massacre 03-13-02
Mark:Welcome everyone to the Georgia Dome… Welcome to Atlanta Georgia… The site of Wednesday Night Massacre… I am Mark as always…
Rhino:And as always I am Rhino… The man who carries this broadcast on his back every single week…
Mark:Well anyhow… With that said… Tonight should be one hell of an event… As tonight The Chosen One Jeff Jarrett defends his eWa World Heavyweight Title against Bret “Hitman” Hart…
Rhino:The nWo Representive… Might make the Best there is, Was and ever will be… His slap nut tonight…
Mark:Also tonight… Maven and Stone Cold battle it out for the eWa X Championship… A TLCC Match is going to happen tonight for the eWa Tag Team Championship… As Dragon and Prodigy defend against Rob Van Dam and Justin Credible…
Rhino:I Cant wait for that match up…
Mark:Plus much more… Wait as I was about to send it to the ring… I have been handed a bullentin… And here it is… As order by Omega…
Rhino:Omega…
Mark:Yes Omega… As he has been granted power for tonight only… There will be an Eight Man Battle Royal Match up… The Eight men will be… Jeff Hardy… Johnny The Bull… Adam Flash… Raven… Crusher Cucino…Cory Taylor… Jack Hunter… And William Regal… That will be tonights Second Match up… But lets now get right to the ring… For our opening bout…
Triple H vs Goldberg
Pa Announcer:The opening match at Wednesday Night Massacre… Is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Atlanta, Georgia… Weighing in at 273 Pounds… GOLDBERG…
(“Goldberg” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 265 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Game… TRIPLE H…
(“The Game” Hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:Here we go…
Rhino:I hope the Streak starts tonight…
Mark:Well Triple H strikes Goldberg first with a right hand… Goldberg nails Triple H back with one of his own… Triple H now strikes back at Goldberg and continues to put on the pressure with the right hands… Triple H sends him in to the ropes and he nails him with a running knee…
Rhino:Thats a basic move from Triple H…
Mark:Triple H now kicks Goldberg in the gut and nails him with a swinging neckbreaker… The Boots now being put on to Goldberg…
Rhino:Triple H is setting the pace for this match up…
Mark:Triple H sends him back in to the ropes… Goldberg ducks the clothesline of Triple H… But Triple H is able to catch him with a neckbreaker…
Rhino:I hate to say it… But nice move there by Triple H…
Mark:Triple H now hooks Goldberg up and nails him with the pulling piledriver… Cover 1…………….2…………. Goldberg kicks out…
Rhino:Goldberg needs to pull something out quickly… He should do it now… As Triple H is talking with the crowd…
Mark:Goldberg sets himself up… Goes for the spear… Triple H leaps over Goldberg who hits the turnbuckle… Triple H grabs him… PEDRIGEE…
Rhino:Man its over now…
Mark:Cover by Triple H… 1………………2………………3………..
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRIPLE H…
Rhino:I hate to say it but Triple H was at the top of his game tonight…
Mark:Well its now time for that Eight Man Battle Royal Match…
Eight Man Battle Royal
Jeff Hardy vs Raven vs Johnny The Bull vs Crusher Cucino vs Jack Hunter vs William Regal vs Adam Flash vs Cory Taylor
Pa Announcer:This next match is a special EIGHT MAN BATTLE ROYAL… Introducing first…
(“If I should die before I wake” hits as Omega makes his way to the ring…)
Rhino:I guess Omega wants some action… Before he takes on New Jack…
Mark:I guess so Rhino… Omega has been a pissed off son of a bitch recently… So I guess this is his stress reliever…
Pa Announcer:Introducing first… From Cameron, North Carolina… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… JEFF HARDY…
(“XTreme” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Rhino:How stupid is Jeff Hardy…
Mark:I get your point as he goes right after Omega…
Rhino:Stupid… Stupid Move…
Mark:Omega grabs Jeff Hardy as he tried diving at Omega… Omega drops him with a body press drop… Omega grabs him and nails him with a SCREWDRIVER…
Rhino:One Victim has been Massacre by Omega…
Pa Announcer:His opponent… Weighing in at 225 Pounds… RAVEN…
(“Raven” hits as he walks to the ring…)
Rhino:Raven just grabbed a Stop Sign and is now bringing it in to the ring with him…
Mark:This should be interesting…
Rhino:Yep…
Mark:Raven nails him in the head with the Stop Sign…
Rhino:Um… That didnt do anything…
Mark:Omega has him charge at him again… But this time… Omega puts up the big boot…
Rhino:Down goes Raven… Down goes Raven…
Mark:Omega lays the stop sign down and now grabs Raven and powerbombs him right on to the stop sign…
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From New York City… Weighing in at 204 Pounds… CRUSHER CUCINO…
(CC’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:A bit of size difference wouldnt you say Rhino…
Rhino:Yes I would agree with you on that one…
Mark:Omega now grabs Crusher and sends him in to the corner…
Rhino:This aint good news…
Mark:Big Splash by Omega followed by a Diamond Cutter type move…
Rhino:Hold on a second… Something is going on in the back…
Mark:Looks like Cory Taylor and Adam Flash are kinda fighting before they even get close to the ring…
Rhino:I guess they said they rather fight each other… Than Omega…
Mark:Now Johnny the Bull has hit the ring from out of the crowd… But Omega takes care of him with a big chokeslam…
Rhino:Omega has gotten a pretty good work out thus far…
Mark:Jack Hunter runs down to the ring as is going after Omega… Omega grabs him and gives him a chokeslam and he slams him down outside of the ring…
Rhino:Well so much for Jack Hunter…
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Blackpool, England… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… WILLIAM REGAL…
(“Regal” hits as he walks out in to the arena…)
Rhino:I think Regal is having second thoughts about this match up…
Mark:I believe so… As he just headed straight to the back…
(“187” hits as New Jack walks to the ring…)
Omega vs New Jack
Mark:New Jack isnt wasting anytime… Heading to the ring for this match…
Rhino:He realizes that… If he is going to get his ass kicked… Why not now…
Mark:Omega with a big headbutt… Omega now takes New Jack and well… I guess you can say he slammed him in to the corner…
Rhino:I think that New Jack may need to stop and buy some new ribs on his way home…
Mark:Omega charges in at New Jack… And now Omega grabs him and sets him up on the top turnbuckle…
Rhino:God… I wonder what he is going to do now…
Mark:Omega now is up there with him… DIVING POWERBOMB off the top rope by Omega…
Rhino:DAMN… What A MOVE…
Mark:Omega now grabs him… And gives him the famous screw driver… Cover 1………..2………..3…….
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner OMEGA…
Rhino:Well Omega has left his path of destruction…
Mark:And who knows what else he has left… In him…
Rhino:God only knows…
Mark:Well more action to come… As we head back to the ring…
Tazz vs Lance Storm
Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Calgary, Alberta, Canada… Weighing in at 230 Pounds… LANCE STORM…
(“Serious” hits as Lance Storm makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From The Red Hook Section of Brooklyn, Ny… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… TAZZ…
(“Survive” hits as Tazz makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:Well here we go… Lance Storm ties up Tazz with a side headlock… Tazz pushes him off in to the ropes… Tazz captures Lance Storm and throws him across the ring…
Rhino:Man what a throw by Tazz…
Mark:Tazz clotheslines Lance Storm back down as he got up… Lance Storm gets back up and drops him back down again…
Rhino:Tazz is on fire right now…
Mark:Tazz grabs Lance Storm now and nails him with a half nelson tazzplex… Cover by Tazz 1…………….2……………. Kickout by Lance Storm…
Rhino:Tazz is showing some sort of extra energy in to this match up thus far…
Mark:Lance Storm nails Tazz with a superkick…
Rhino:He didnt get anything on that kick…But it did stop Tazz in his track…
Mark:Storm covers Tazz 1…………………..2……….. Kickout by Tazz… Storm now goes for a vertical suplex…Blocked by Tazz and he hooks him T-Bone Style and nails him with the T-Bone… Tazz now delivering forearms to Lance Storm…
Rhino:Those are some nasty forearms…
Mark:Tazz goes from behind… TAZZMISSION… LANCE STORM TAPS…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TAZZ…
Rhino:Well Tazz prove to be the Human Wrecking Machine in this match up tonight…
Mark:Well lets now get to our first Title Match tonight…
eWa X Championship Match
Stone Cold Steve Austin vs Maven
Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall and is for the eWa X Championship… Introducing first… Tough Enough Winner… MAVEN…
(“Tough Enough” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Victoria, Texas… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN…
(“Venom” hits as Stone Cold makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:Here we go… Stone Cold doesnt waste anytime… Going after Maven… Stone Cold hammering the Tough Enough winner with Right Hands…
Rhino:And listen to the crowd… The What Chants have already started…
Mark:Austin sends Maven in to the corner and he is now stomping a mud hole in Mavens Ass right now…
Rhino:You forgot to say and he is walking it dry… Shame on you Mark… Shame on you…
Mark:Well anyhow Maven gets his face put on the middle rope… Stone Cold comes off the ropes and jumps on the back of Maven… Elbow drop by The Rattlesnake who covers Maven 1…………….2……….. Kick out by Stone Cold…
Rhino:Well Stone Cold is opening up a can of whoop ass on Maven…
Mark:Stone Cold sets him up on the top rope… Superplex by the Rattlesnake…
Rhino:Stone Cold is waiting for him to get up…
Mark:STUNNER… Maven is out… Cover 1………………..2……………….3…………
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW eWa X Champion… STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN…
Rhino:The Rattlesnake destroyed Maven… He better go back to Tough Enough were he belongs…
Mark:Well with that said… We have a lot more to cover tonight… So with out further ado… Lets get back to the ring…
Submission Match
Frank Shamrock vs Kurt Angle
Pa Announcer:This next match is a submission match…The only way to win is by making your opponent Submit… Introducing first… From Pittsburgh, Pa… Weighing in at 220 pounds… KURT ANGLE…
(“Medal” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Sacramento, Ca… Weighing in at 200 Pounds… FRANK SHAMROCK…
(Frank’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:Here we go… Angle and Shamrock lock up in the center of the ring…
Rhino:This should be a great match…
Mark:Shamrock goes behind Angle… Angle goes behind him and takes him down… Goes for the Ankle lock but Shamrock rolls through… And tries to put it on Kurt Angle…
Rhino:Its the battle of the Ankle Locks at the moment… As that is both mens key finisher…
Mark:Both Angle and Shamrock tie back up… Angle goes behind with a hammerlock and now he drives him right in to the canvas…
Rhino:He drove him down hard in to that canvas…
Mark:Angle now applying the armbar right now on to Frank Shamrock… Shamrock is reaching for the ropes and he is able to get there… Angle picks him up… Shamrock gets out… Reaches for the arm of Angle…And he now takes down Angle with an Armbar…
Rhino:Angle is able to get right to the ropes before he can apply any pressure to the move…
Mark:Kurt Angle with a straight right hand to Shamrock…
Rhino:That right hand stunned Shamrock…
Mark:ANGLE SLAM… By Kurt Angle…
Rhino:Well if this was a regular match… It would be over… But its not…
MarK:Kurt Angle now has the Ankle Lock on…
Rhino:This could be the end for Shamrock…
Mark:Shamrock is trying to reverse it… But he cant… And he is far away from the ropes…
Rhino:He is crawling towards them…
Mark:Angle is pulling him back in to the middle… Shamrock taps…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner KURT ANGLE…
Rhino:Kurt Angle has the better Ankle lock tonight…
Mark:Yeah… I guess he did… Well its time for the N-W-O… To be represented… In our next match…
Scott Hall vs Chris Jericho
Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Winnpeg, Ontario, Canada… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Y2J CHRIS JERICHO…
(“Break the Walls Down” hits as Y2J makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 287 Pounds… Representing the New World Order… SCOTT HALL…
(“nWo” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Rhino:The Bad Guy throws the tooth pick right in the face of Jericho…
Mark:Scott Hall nails Jericho with a right hand… Jericho fires back with a chop to Scott Hall… Scott Hall fires back with a right hand… And now there is a fist fight going on between these two…
Rhino:Who is going to get the advantage now… I put my money on Scott Hall…
Mark:Scott Hall now does have the advantage as he now sends Jericho in to the ropes… Big Shoulder block and Jericho went down hard to the canvas…
Rhino:Jericho’s head bounced off the mat…
Mark:Scott Hall now scoops up Y2J and slams him down to the canvas… Hall is waiting for him to get back up and is now nailing him with right hands… And He takes Jericho down with a right hand…
Rhino:Man Scott Hall has his right hand workin tonight…
Mark:Hall picks up Jericho and nails him with a fallaway slam…
Rhino:Thats a normal Scott Hall move right there…
Mark:Hall sends Jericho in to the corner… Right hand by Hall before putting him up on the top turn buckle…
Rhino:I think I know what he is going to do from up there…
Mark:Belly to back superplex by Scott Hall…
Rhino:Could it be time now… For what I think…
Mark:Yes it is… As he just called for the Outsiders Edge… Hall hooks him and he connects with the Outsiders Edge… Cover 1……………….2………………….3……….
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SCOTT HALL…
Mark:Rhino before you say anything… I just wanna say… I have been told… That we have to get right to the ring… As we have tons of matches… And not much time for you to talk…
Rhino:HEY…
Chris Benoit vs Sabu
Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall… Introducing first… Weighing in at 222 Pounds… SABU…
(Sabu’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Edmonton, Alberta, Canada… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… CHRIS BENOIT…
(“Crippler” hits as Chris Benoit makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:Here we go…
Rhino:Do you know where Chris Benoit got the name Crippler…
Mark:No I dont… I use to know… But I have forgoten…
Rhino:Well he got that name in ECW… When he broke Sabu’s Neck…
Mark:Benoit starts this match off by chopping Sabu right in the chest… Another knife edge chop to Sabu and he is now backing him up in to the ropes… Benoit sends him in to the other side and he nails him with a back body drop…
Rhino:Sabu went flying in to the air on that one…
Mark:Sabu back up… But now gets clotheslined over the top rope and Sabu hits the Floor hard on the outside…
Rhino:Sabu better use this time on the outside to get it together… If he wants to survive this match up this evening…
Mark:Sabu and Benoit lock it back up… Benoit goes behind Sabu and drives him down to the canvas… Benoit now grabs him from behind again and nails him with a german suplex…
Rhino:Thats one of the moves he is known for doing…
Mark:Benoit rolls through with the Suplex and hooks him again for the German Suplex… One more time by Benoit…
Rhino:Those Three German Suplex’s could do him in right here and now…
Mark:Benoit scoops up Sabu and slams him to the canvas…
Rhino:Benoit is heading to the top rope now…
Mark:Flying Headbutt by Chris Benoit…
Rhino:Its gotta be over now…
Mark:Chris Benoit is waiting for him to get up… Benoit hooks him for the Crippler Crossface… Sabu Taps out…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner CHRIS BENOIT…
Rhino:Well I thought Benoit put up a hell of a match tonight…
Mark:He proved Sabu Wrong… Well anyhow… Who is the real Dogg tonight… As we head back to the ring…
D-Dogg vs Road Dogg
Pa Announcer:This next match up is set for one fall… Introducing first… From San Francisco, Ca… Weighing in at 200 Pounds… D-DOGG…
(D-Dogg’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… ROAD DOGG JESSE JAMES…
(“Oh you didnt know” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:Here we go…
Rhino:Who is the better Dogg… Road Dogg or D-Dogg…
Mark:I dont know… But we are about to find out… D-Dogg goes right after Road Dogg with a right hand… D-Dogg continues to nail him with rights and lefts… And now Road Dogg is firing back at D-Dogg… Road Dogg with a kick to the gut and nails him with a DDT…
Rhino:Nice move there by Road Dogg…
Mark:Quick cover by Road Dogg on D-Dogg… 1………………2……. D-Dogg kicks out… D-Dogg back up on his feet… Road Dogg is nailing him with a couple of left jabs…
Rhino:Shake Rattle and Roll time by Road Dogg…
Mark:D-Dogg ducks the left hand… And hooks him and nails him with a suplex… Cover 1………….2……… Kickout… D-Dogg comes off the ropes and nails him with a bulldog and another cover 1……………..2……….. Kickout by Road Dogg…
Rhino:Both men want to win this match… And right now D-Dogg is in control…
Mark:D-Dogg hooks Road Dogg and nails him with a Piledriver… Cover again 1…………….2……….. Kickout…
Rhino:Each time he covers Road Dogg he is wearing him down more and more…
Mark:D-Dogg sends him in to the rope… Powerslam and a cover 1………………2………….. Kickout by Road Dogg…
Rhino:That one was close there…
Mark:Yes it was… D-Dogg sets him up… Ganster Drop on Road Dogg… Cover 1……………….2……………..3……….
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner D-DOGG…
Rhino:D-Dogg proved he is the better Dogg tonight…
Mark:Well Demon Child is next…
Rhino:Oh No…
Demon Child vs “Extreme Icon” JRB
Special Ref-Sara J. Mack
Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall… First let me introduce you to the Special Referee… SARA J. MACK…
(“Beautiful People” hits as Sara makes her way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:Now first… From Kennewick, Wa… Weighing in at 189 Pounds… DEMON CHILD…
(Demon’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From New York, City… Weighing in at 254 Pounds… The Extreme Icon… JRB…
(JRB’s Theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:Well here we go…. From the Start JRB takes control on Demon Child… JRB sends Demon Child in to the ropes… And he nails him with a huge hip toss… Demon Child back up to his feet and he gets taken down with a clothesline…
Rhino:Man The Extreme Icon is taking it to Demon Child thus far…
Mark:Well JRB hooks Demon Child and drops him on his head with a brain buster…
Rhino:Thats gonna screw up something up there in that head of his…
Mark:JRB now picks up Demon Child… Demon Child with a small package 1………………………….2………………… And JRB kicks out…
Rhino:Slow count to be expected… As it is Sara who is doing the counting in this match…
Mark:Demon Child nails JRB with a right hand… And grabs him and nails him with a DDT…
Rhino:Demon Child actually knows a move… How do you like that…
Mark:Goes for a cover 1………………………………..2……..And JRB kicks out… The Extreme Icon trying to get it together now… As Demon Child nails him with a clothesline…
Rhino:Um… This aint going to well for JRB…
Mark:Demon Child grabs him and gives him a Brain buster… Cover 1……………………………2……………… Kickout by JRB…
Rhino:I gotta give JRB credit… He isnt giving up…
Mark:Demon Child grabs him and goes for a small package… 1………………………………….2……………………………….3…………
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DEMON CHILD…
Rhino:Sara counted the fall… Demon Child wins….
Mark:Its a strange night… What can I say…
(“Beautiful People” hits over the PA System)
Rhino:Um… Business is about to pick up…As Jim Ross would say…
Mark:Yep…
Rhino:Demon Child has no idea what he is in for does he…
Mark:I Dont think so… But he is getting in the face of Sara though…
Rhino:Well that is not a good thing for Demon Child… Especially since… Someone is standing right behind him…
Mark:Sara slaps Demon Child right in the face…
Rhino:Demon wants to slap her back…
Mark:Jay grabs the hand of Demon Child…
Rhino:Demon realizes what is going to happen now…
Mark:Jay hammering in on Demon Child… Right hands by Real Deal… Jay Mack sends him in to the ropes… BACK BODY DROP…
Rhino:Jay Mack is in tremendous Shape…
Mark:Jay Mack hooks up Demon Child… REAL DEAL DRIVER right in the middle of the ring…
Rhino:The Happy couple now is leaving together…
Mark:Man Demon Child might have one… But he doesnt look like a winner… Well this next match is not for the weak at heart… So now lets get to the ring…
Crushed Ambulance Match
Kevin Nash vs The Rock
Pa Announcer:This next match is a CRUSHED AMBULANCE MATCH… The way to win is by smashing an Ambulance… With your opponent inside… Introducing first… From Detroit, Michigan… Weighing in at 320 Pounds… Representing the New World Order… Big Sexy… KEVIN NASH…
(“nWo” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… THE ROCK…
(“Cookin” Hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:Here we go… The Rock is going right to work on Nash as he is nailing him with right hands… The Rock is backing him up in to the ropes… Nash though nails him with a knee to the gut and is now taking control with Right hands of his own…
Rhino:The knee shot took the wind right out of The Rock…
Mark:Kevin Nash sends him straight in to the corner… Nash charges in and nails him with a clothesline… The Rock comes out of the corner… And he nails him with a side walk slam…
Rhino:Kevin Nash is looking to take the Rock down and out… And then crush him in the Ambulance…
Mark:Nash sends him in to the ropes… Goes for the Big Boot… And he connects on The Rock…
Rhino:Nash is saying its over… As he is calling for the Jackknife already in this match up…
Mark:Nash has him set… The Rock though rolls over Nash and he was brought up… And now comes off the ropes and nails him with a clothesline… The Rock comes off again… And nails him with another clothesline…
Rhino:Still cant get the big man down…
Mark:The Rock kicks him in the gut and then gives him a DDT…
Rhino:The Rock is cookin now…
Mark:The Rock is stomping away at Kevin Nash…. The Rock is waiting now for Nash to get up…
Rhino:Could be Rock Bottom Time..
Mark:Kevin Nash is back up on his feet… ROCK BOTTOM… Right in the middle of the ring… The Big Man is down for now…
Rhino:But he is not out… As The Rock still has to get him in to the Ambulance…
Mark:The Rock is dragging Kevin Nash to the back at the moment… Nash with a big knee to the gut… Kevin Nash picks him up and drops him on the ring case…
Rhino:Kevin Nash is dragging The Rock towards the Ambulance…
Mark:Kevin Nash is opening the door to the Ambulance…
Rhino:The Rock is stopping him from putting him in to the Ambulance…
Mark:The Rock fighting back now with right hands… Nash with another big knee…
Rhino:Kevin Nash has been able to delivers the knee to the guts at the right times to stomp the momentium of The Rock…
Mark:You are right about that one Rhino… But Now Nash picks up The Rock and throws him head first in to the Ambulance…
Rhino:Kevin Nash opens up the door Mark…
Mark:The Rock is now inside the ambulance…
Rhino:It doesnt look good for the People’s Champ now…
Mark:Nash is looking the Peoples Champ in to the Ambulance…
Rhino:Nash is now going to the Semi Now…
Mark:If you are at the weak of heart… Turn away now…
Rhino:Okay…
Mark:(Feed Scrambles on Hardcore Theatre) We lost the feed…
Rhino:What in the hell…
Mark:Did Nash ram him in the Semi…
Rhino:Did Nash win…
Mark:Well the Referee has just ran down to the ring announcer…
Pa Announcer:The winner of the Match… KEVIN NASH…
Mark:(Feed comes back) There we now see the crushed Ambulance…
Rhino:WOW…
Mark:Well the nWo is on a roll this evening… Well as they attended to The Rock… Lets head back to the ring for more action…
Strange Bedfellows Match
Goldust vs Lone Jobber
Pa Announcer:This next match is the STRANGE BEDFELLOWS MATCH… Introducing first… From Hollywood, Ca… Weighing in at 260 pounds… GOLDUST…
(“Goldust” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From The Slaughter House… Weighing in at 198 Pounds… LONE JOBBER…
(“Blood Sweat, Tears and Glass Baseball Bats” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Rhino:Look at Lone Jobber getting wheeled down to the ring on a bed full of nails…
Mark:Pretty interesting entrance… Goldust doesnt wait for him to get up… As he nails Lone Jobber with a couple of right hands… Lone Jobber fires back… And he knocks him back towards the side of the ring…
Rhino:Goldust is running back in to the ring…
Mark:Lone Jobber goes after him and nails Goldust with a clothesline… Lone Jobber is now pulling one of the small beds of nails out from the corner…
Rhino:I wonder what he has in store now…
Mark:Lone Jobber scoops up Goldust and slams him on to the nails… Lone Jobber now stomping away at Goldust…
Rhino:Each stomp hurts Goldust… As his back bounces up and down on the nails…
Mark:You are right on that… Lone Jobber now pulling out a couple of more and making a little ring in the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is one strange person…
Mark:You can say that again…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is one strange person…
Mark:Lone Jobber now lays Goldust out on the Bed of Nails…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is heading to the top rope now…
Mark:450 Splash right on to Goldust…
Rhino:What a move by Lone Jobber…
Mark:Lone Jobber bringing in the bed he rolled down on in to the ring… Lone Jobber sets Goldust up on the top rope…
Rhino:Does he even know what he is going to do…
Mark:DDT from the Top Rope on to the nails…
Rhino:Goldust has been completly busted open…
Mark:His face is now more Red than Gold… Lone Jobber covers him 1…………….2…………..3………
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LONE JOBBER…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is strange… And he took care of the bizare one tonight…
Mark:Well its time for the eWa Television Title to be decided… So lets get back to the ring…
eWa Television Title Match
Shawn Michaels(c) vs Shane Douglas
Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall and is for the eWa Television Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Pittsburgh, Pa… Weighing in at 248 Pounds… The Franchise SHANE DOUGLAS…
(“Franchise” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The eWa Television Champion… The Heartbreak Kid… SHAWN MICHAELS…
(“Boy Toy” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:Here we go… Michaels and Douglas tie it up in the center of the ring… Douglas applies a side headlock to the TV Champ… Douglas sends him off in to the ropes and takes him down with a shoulder block…
Rhino:Michaels is quickly back up to his feet…
Mark:Michaels now goes for a right hand… Blocked by the Franchise who nails Michaels with a couple of right hands before sending him in to the ropes… Michaels slides under the legs of Douglas… Douglas turns around and Michaels nails him with right hands…
Rhino:Michaels used his speed to his advantage and also his quickness to slide under the legs of the Franchise…
Mark:Michaels now sends him in to the ropes… And nails Shane Douglas with a drop kick… Douglas back on his feet and Michaels nails him with an arm drag take down…
Rhino:Michaels now wants to out wrestle the Franchise…
Mark:Michaels has the headlock on the Franchise… The Franchise is starting to get up to a vertical position… Shane driving the elbows to Shawn… Shane pushes Shawn in to the ropes… Belly to Belly by The Franchise… Cover 1………….2……………. Kickout by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Franchise hit a move that could have helped him take home the gold right there…
Mark:Shane now scoops up Michaels and slams him down to the canvas… Leg Drop by Franchise and another cover 1…………….2………… Kickout by Michaels… Shane Douglas putting the boots to Michaels… Douglas picks him up and delivers another belly to belly suplex… Cover again 1…………..2……………. Michaels kicks out one more time…
Rhino:Michaels is hanging in their now…
Mark:Shane has him set up… Piledriver by Franchise…
Rhino:I think he could have him right here and now…
Mark:Cover 1……………….2……………. Michaels kicks out again…
Rhino:Michaels had a close call there…
Mark:Shane Douglas is setting him up…
Rhino:Could be time for the Pittsburgh Plunge…
Mark:Blocked by Michaels… Michaels flips over Shane Douglas and he comes off the ropes and nails him with a flying forearm…
Rhino:Both men are down now…
Mark:Michaels is the first one to his feet… Shane Douglas is up as well… Douglas goes for a right hand… Blocked by Michaels who nails a couple of quick jabs and sends Douglas in to the ropes and nails him with a back body drop…
Rhino:The pace is quickening now…
Mark:Michaels scoops up Douglas… Slams him to the canvas…
Rhino:Michaels heading to the top rope…
Mark:Big Elbow Drop by Michaels…
Rhino:Michaels is calling for the kick… That means the band is warming up…
Mark:Douglas catches his foot… Spins him around… Goes for the Pittsburgh Plunge… No Michaels spins Douglas… SUPERKICK by Michaels… Cover 1………………..2………….3…….
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL eWa Television Champion… SHAWN MICHAELS…
Rhino:Michaels pulled this one out of somewhere…
Mark:Well its T-L-C-C Time…
Rhino:Tables and Ladders and Chairs and Canes OH MY…
eWa Tag Team Title TLCC Match
Dragon & Prodigy(c) vs Rob Van Dam & Justin Credible
Pa Announcer:This next match is a TABLES, LADDERS, CHAIRS AND CANES MATCH… And it is for the eWa Tag Team Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers… Weighing in tonight at 461 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Team of Rob Van Dam & Justin Credible…
(“Walk/DX” hits as they walk to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… Weighing in at 707 Pounds… Members of the New Revolution… The eWa Tag Team Champions… DRAGON AND PRODIGY…
(D&P’s theme hits as they make their way to the ring…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this match is under way… Dragon and RVD going at it… While Justin and Prodigy lock horns now… RVD delivering Kicks to the gut of Dragon…
Rhino:Thats probably the only way he is going to be able to wear down either Dragon or Prodigy…
Mark:Justin Credible right now is trying to see if fists are going to do the job against Prodigy… But Prodigy blocks him and nails him with a head butt….
Rhino:Right now RVD nails Dragon with a spin kick which shook Dragon…
Mark:On the Outside Justin Credible is setting up a table and he is also bringing in a cane with him right now…
Rhino:Dragon grabs RVD’s Leg and Dragon Screws him…
Mark:Justin Credible from Behind on Prodigy with a couple of cane shots to the back of the head… Followed by a Bulldog…
Rhino:Dragon now is going over to Justin Credible but Justin gives him a cane shot…
Mark:RVD now is on the outside and is bringing in his favorite weapon… Which of course is the chair… Van Dam delivers rolling thunder to Prodigy…
Rhino:Justin Credible nails Dragon with a couple of cane shots… And he is still standing…
Mark:Double Superkick by RVD and Justin Credible on to Dragon and it takes him off his feet… Van Dam quickly to the top rope and nails a split leg moonsault to Dragon…
Rhino:Pinfalls dont count in this match… The Only way to win is by climbing the ladder…
Mark:Justin Credible brings in the ladder and is now heading up the ladder…
Rhino:Prodigy is back up and powerbombs him off the ladder…
Mark:Prodigy turns around… VAN DAMINATOR on to Prodigy… Van Dam back up and he turns around and gets caught with a chokeslam from the busted open Dragon…
Rhino:Those Cane shots took a toll on the head of Dragon…
Mark:Dragon is slowly heading up the ladder…
Rhino:Will it hold Dragon or Prodigy…
Mark:Justin Credible is up and he pushes the ladder off…
Rhino:OH MY GOD… Dragon just crashed through the table on the Outside…
Mark:This is a dangerous match up… And you never know what could happen in this one… Prodigy back up and is in a fist fight with Justin Credible… Prodigy takes control and nails him with a belly to belly suplex…
Rhino:RVD with a spin kick to Prodigy… Which only staggers the big man…
Mark:Van Dam goes for the Van Daminator again… Prodigy ducks and just nails him with the Chair…
Rhino:Vicious Chair shot by Prodigy and RVD is bleeding now…
Mark:Dragon is still down on the outside… Prodigy though is heading up the Ladder… Justin Credible is up there now with him… Justin is nailing Prodigy with right hands… Prodigy blocks him and drives his head in to the ladder…
Rhino:Justin Falls off the ladder…
Mark:The only hope for RVD and Justin… Is Rob Van Dam… Van Dam is grabbing the leg of Prodigy…
Rhino:Dragon just pulled the leg of RVD and RVD is now on the outside…
Mark:Prodigy grabs the gold… We have our winners…
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners and STILL eWa Tag Team Champions DRAGON and PRODIGY…
Rhino:Dragon and Prodigy win this great TLCC Match…
Mark:Well its main event time… So lets head to the ring…
eWa World Title Match
Jeff Jarrett(c) vs Bret Hart
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is set for one fall and is for the eWa World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first the Challenger… From Calgary, Alberta, Canada… Weighing in at 234 Pounds… BRET “Hitman” HART…
(“Hitman” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Music City, Usa… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… Representing the New World Order… The eWa World Heavyweight Champion… The Chosen One JEFF JARRETT…
(“Chosen One” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:The Hitman and The Chosen One face to face…
Rhino:Its going to explode right here and now…
Mark:Both men now trading blows back and forth in the ring… The Chosen One takes control of Bret Hart and is now hammering back in to the corner… The Chosen One delivering boots while Bret is in the corner… Jarrett sends him in to the corner…
Rhino:He sent him in to the corner real hard…
Mark:Jarrett goes in with him and nails him with a clothesline… Jarrett with a DDT to Bret Hart and a cover 1……………….2………. Kickout by the Hitman…
Rhino:I am surprise that could have been a real quick victory for Jarrett…
Mark:Jarrett now hooks the Hitman and nails him with a snap suplex… Followed to boots right to the ribs of Bret Hart…Jarrett picks him up again and nails him with another Suplex followed by a cover 1………………..2………….. Kick out by The Hitman…
Rhino:Jarrett is not letting up on Bret Hart…
Mark:Jarrett has the hitman and hits him with a russian leg sweep followed by a cover 1………….2…………….. Kickout again by Bret Hart…
Rhino:Another kickout by Bret Hart… He is not giving up…
Mark:Bret Hart is fighting back now… But a rake to the eye stops it and Jarrett nails him with a piledriver…
Rhino:The Chosen One is calling for the end right now…
Mark:Bret Hart is back up… Goes for a quick clothesline… Ducked… THE STROKE by Jarrett… Cover 1………………2………………3……..
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL eWa World Heavyweight Champion… The Chosen One JEFF JARRETT…
Rhino:Jarrett took out the Hitman in tonights main event…
Mark:Well we are outta of time… So long everyone… Good Night from Atlanta…
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