Wednesday Night Xtreme
Mark:Welcome everyone to Wednesday Night Xtreme… From Anaheim, Ca… And what a night of action we have tonight…
Rhino:Yes we do Mark… Yes we do…
Mark:As tonight the eWa World Heavyweight Title will be on the line… As Triple H defends against Jay Mack.. Inside a 15 foot high steel cage…
Rhino:That should be a hell of a match up…
Mark:Also tonight… We have a return eWa Television Title Match… Between The Extreme Icon JRB… And Justin Credible… IN A STAIRWAY TO HELL MATCH…
Rhino:WOW… That should be incredible…
Mark:Plus a lot more… But lets get to the ring to open up tonights event…
Winner receives a title shot at any belt
Goldberg vs Rob Van Dam
Pa Announcer:Tonights opening match is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Atlanta, Ga… Weighing at 273 Pounds… GOLDBERG…
(“Da Man” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Battle Creek Michigan… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X…. ROB VAN DAM…
(“Walk” hits as RVD makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:Here we go… Van Dam and Goldberg lock up in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Looks like it a test of strength here…
Mark:Van Dam kicks the arm of Goldberg and now delivers a couple of forearms… As he brings the big man back towards the rope… Van Dam whips Goldberg in to the other side… Goldberg comes out and attempts a spear…
Rhino:He wanted to end it right away…
Mark:But Van Dam dodges out of the way of Goldberg… Van Dam nails Goldberg with a spin kick as he turned around… Van Dam comes off the ropes… Rolling Thunder by RVD… Goes for a cover 1……………..2………….. And Goldberg kicks out…
Rhino:Van Dam has to keep him down… And keep a fast pace… And also use his feet alot as well…
Mark:You really know what it takes to win the match…
Rhino:Well you know…
Mark:Van Dam springs up on to the top rope… Goldberg gets back up to his feet… And Van Dam nails him with a single leg kick and down goes goldberg…
Rhino:Van Dam caught him right in to the chin…
Mark:Van Dam goes for a cover…1……………..2………… And Goldberg kicks out… Van Dam now sends Goldberg in to the corner…
Rhino:Van Dam is driving his shoulder right in to the chest of Goldberg…
Mark:Van Dam flips backwards… SPEAR by Goldberg…
Rhino:What a move by Goldberg… He took out Van Dam in one move…
Mark:Goldberg now picks up a knocked out Van Dam…
Rhino:Looks like he is hooking him up for the jackhammer…
Mark:Van Dam gets out… Van Dam goes for a kick… Goldberg grabs the leg and pumphandles him down with a slam…
Rhino:It could be over right now…
Mark:Van Dam is hooked up now… And JACKHAMMER by Goldberg… Cover 1……………….2…………….3……..
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner GOLDBERG…
Rhino:Van Dam put up a fight… But it wasnt enough…
Mark:Well he did put up a fight… But now lets head back to the ring for a flag on a poll match…
Flag on a Poll Match
Shawn Michaels vs Lance Storm
Pa Announcer:This next match… Is a Flag on a Poll Match… Which means that the winner must grab his own flag to win the match up… Introducing first… From Calgary Alberta, Canada… Weighing in at 234 Pounds… LANCE STORM…
(“Serious” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels…
(“Boy Toy” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:The Bell Sounds and this match is under way… Both men lock up… Storm goes for a headlock on Michaels… Michaels pushes him off in to the ropes… And nails him with a shoulder block… Michaels now picks him up and slams him to the canvas…
Rhino:Michaels is trying to out wrestler Lance Storm right now…
Mark:Michaels now grabs the leg of Lance Storm and delivers a dragon screw leg whip… To Lance Storm… And now Michaels comes back and drives a big elbow right down on him… And another one by HBK… Cover 1……………2……… Kick out by Lance Storm…
Rhino:HBK is trying to show that he is the better wrestler tonight…
Mark:Michaels now sends him in to the corner… Michaels is hooking him up on the top rope… And nails him with a superplex… Cover by Michaels 1………………………2……………. Kick out again by Lance Storm…
Rhino:Michaels is slowly taking him out of this match up… As he heads to the top rope now…
Mark:Michaels drives a big elbow drop to Lance Storm…
Rhino:Looks like he is warming up the band…
Mark:Storm slowly back up… SWEET CHIN MUSIC BY MICHAELS…
Rhino:Michaels has got this match in the bag…
Mark:As he just grabbed the US Flag…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner… SHAWN MICHAELS…
Rhino:What is Michaels doing now…
Mark:Michaels just whiped his ass with the canadian flag…
Rhino:What disrespect by Michaels…
Mark:Well its time for more action… So lets get back to the ring…
eWa Championship Match
The Rock(c) vs Lone Jobber vs Scott Hall
Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall and is for the eWa Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers… First… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 287 Pounds… Representing the nWo… SCOTT HALL…
(“nWo” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From The Slaughter House… Weighing in at 198 Pounds… LONE JOBBER…
(Jobber’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… The eWa Champion… THE ROCK…
(“Cookin” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:Well this is gonna be a great match… Lone Jobber looks over at The Rock… And The Rock is staring right back at Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Scott Hall just threw the toothpick right in to the eye of The Rock…
Mark:The Rock nails Scott Hall with a right hand…The Rock continues to nail Scott Hall with right hands… As he sends him off in to the ropes… Lone Jobber comes off with a big cross body…
Rhino:The Rock is shocked… As he had some plans for Scott Hall…
Mark:The Rock nailing Lone Jobber with a right hand… Lone Jobber comes back with a right hand of his own…
Rhino:A Brawl is insuing now…
Mark:Lone Jobber with a kick to the gut… And nails him with a neck breaker… Cover 1………….2…….. Scott Hall pulls his leg off of The Rock…
Rhino:Hall and Lone Jobber are face to face right now…
Mark:Big Stare down now…
Rhino:The Rock is back up…
Mark:The Rock grabs their heads… Jobber and Hall nail The Rock in the gut and now double team him and throw him over the top rope…
Rhino:They just did that… To attack one another…
Mark:Lone Jobber comes off the ropes… Goes for a crossbody… Scott Hall catches him… And nails him with a fallaway slam… Cover by Scott Hall 1………………….2…………… Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Hall is not gonna waste anytime… As he wants to end this match up now…
Mark:Jobber is up in the Razors Edge… Lone Jobber gets out of it… Spins Scott Hall Around now… GIMMICK on Scott Hall…
Rhino:Scott Hall is out cold right now…
Mark:Cover by Lone Jobber 1……………………2………………. The Rock breaks it up…
Rhino:Lone Jobber was so close in winning the eWa Championship…
Mark:The Rock whips him in to the ropes… SPINEBUSTER by The Rock…
Rhino:The Rock has a look in his eye… As he wants to do the Peoples Elbow…
Mark:The Rock comes off the ropes… Goes for the Elbow…
Rhino:JOBBER MOVED…
Mark:Lone Jobber moved out of the way… The Rock slowly gets back up… THE GIMMICK in the middle of the ring…
Rhino:Could jobber bring home the gold now…
Mark:Cover by Lone Jobber 1………………….2…………………3……….. We have a new champion…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW eWa Champion… LONE JOBBER…
Rhino:Lone Jobber has held all the belts now…
Mark:Thats an accomplishment… Well as I look over to the mudd now… Its time for the Bra and Panties Mud Match…
Rhino:PUPPIES!!! God I sound like Jerry Lawler…
Bra and Panties Mud Match
Torrie Wilson vs Jenna Prime
Pa Announcer:This next match… Is a BRA AND PANTIES MUD MATCH… The Way to win is by stripping your opponent so they are in their bra and panties… Introducing first… TORRIE WILSON…
(Torrie’s theme hits as she makes her way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… JENNA PRIME…
(Jenna’s theme hits as she makes her way to the ring…)
Rhino:Shane made a hell of a match for tonight…
Mark:Jenna takes down Torrie right away…
Rhino:You are actually calling this match… Whats wrong with you know…
Mark:Jenna is on top of Torrie and is now soaking Torrie’s head in the mud…
Rhino:I dont know whats wrong with you Mark…
Mark:Im just doing my eye… Jenna just scratch the eye of Torrie…
Rhino:CAT FIGHT…
Mark:Jenna is starting to pull Torries Bottoms off…
Rhino:Oh Baby…
Mark:Jenna now pulling the top off… Torrie has been stripped…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner… JENNA PRIME…
Rhino:That was something different… I sure enjoyed it…
Mark:Well some asses will be kicked now… As we head back to the ring…
Omega vs Tazz vs Sabu vs Jeremy Mack
Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 411 Pounds… OMEGA…
(“If I should die before I should wake” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Rhino:SABU… SABU IS IN THE RING MARK…
Mark:Yes he is… And he has got a chair… And wacks Omega right in the back…
Rhino:That chair bent… But no effect on Omega…
Mark:Jeremy Mack runs towards the ring now…As he is not waiting for his introduction to come on…Sabu and Jeremy Mack trying to double team Omega right now… They send Omega right in to the ropes and both Dropkick the knees of Omega…
Rhino:They got him off his feet…
(“Survive” hits as Tazz comes down to the ring…)
Mark:Tazz is out…
Rhino:Which now means its Three on One on Omega…
Mark:Tazz and Jeremy Mack hold up the legs of Omega…
Rhino:Sabu is up on the top rope…
Mark:Omega pushes Jeremy and Tazz off… Omega catches Sabu now… BIG CHOKESLAM…
Rhino:And now Sabu is defenitly out…
Mark:Omega now grabs Tazz and goes behind the Human Suplex Machine…GERMAN SUPLEX Over the top rope to Tazz…
Rhino:He hit his head hard on the mat outside the ring…
Mark:Jeremy Mack slaps Omega… And begins to nail him with right hands… Omega blocks one now… And delivers a head butt to him… Omega picks him up high now… And nails him with a Body Press Drop…
Rhino:Jeremy is getting man handle right now…
Mark:Omega grabs Jeremy… And Scoops him up… SCREWDRIVER right in the middle of the ring… Cover 1……………………………….2……………………3……
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner OMEGA…
Rhino:Omega gets another big win here in the eWa…
Mark:Whose gonna stop him…
(Cameras go the back and finds Jenna… Who was just handed a letter)
Jenna:Oh My God…
Rhino:Oh My God What… WHAT WHAT WHAT…
Mark:Well we have to get back to the ring now… As its now time for the eWa Television Title… Stair Way to Hell Match…
eWa Television Title Stair Way to Hell Match
“Extreme Icon” JRB(c) vs Justin Credible
Pa Announcer:This next match… Is a STAIR WAY TO HELL MATCH… And it is for the eWa Television Title Match… Introducing first… From Ozone Park, Ny… Weighing in at 225 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… JUSTIN CREDIBLE…
(“Snap your Fingers, Snap your neck” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From New York City… Weighing in at 254 Pounds… The eWa Television Champion… The Extreme Icon… JRB…
(Jrb’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:Well the ropes are barbed wired… And we are now ready to go…
Rhino:This is a ladder match… Just with a very tall ladder… In a way…
Mark:Well Justin Credible nails JRB with a snap jab… As the bell sounds… Justin Credible with a couple of more…
Rhino:This is the last time these two will meet for a while… Says Shane O Mac…
Mark:Justin Credible with a kick to the gut of JRB… Justin now picks him up and slams him down to the canvas… Justin Credible nails him with a leg drop… And another quick one… Justin Credible now picks him up… And drops him face first in to the top turnbuckle…
Rhino:Justin Credible wants to take back his gold tonight…
Mark:Justin Credible takes JRB down and grabs him by the legs… And Slingshots him in to the barbed wire…
Rhino:JRB went face first… And looks to have drawn some blood…
Mark:Justin Credible stomps at JRB… Right now…
Rhino:Justin is now getting the ladder…
Mark:And also the singapore cane…
Rhino:Which is his favorite weapon…
Mark:Of Course… JRB rakes the eye of Justin Credible and now sends him right back in to the ropes… As Justin is in pain… JRB nails him with a DDT…
Rhino:JRB needs to stay on Justin Credible…
Mark:JRB hooks him and nails him with a piledriver…
Rhino:JRB is settng up the ladder in the middle… And is going up for the long climb up to get his belt…
Mark:Justin Credible is starting to move around a little bit… Low Blow by Justin Credible…
Rhino:JRB’s foot is caught on the rung of the ladder and is hanging upside down…
Mark:Justin Credible grabs his singapore cane and is nailing him right now in the head and the gut…
Rhino:JRB is bleeding badly from the head now…
Mark:Justin Credible climbs up the ladder and puts JRB on his shoulder… THATS INCREDIBLE off the ladder…
Rhino:JRB is out…
Mark:Justin Credible is now going up to get the eWa Television Title…
Rhino:Get up JRB… GET UP…
Mark:Justin is up at the top… And has got the belt…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner… And NEW eWa Television Champion… JUSTIN CREDIBLE…
Rhino:DX brings home some gold… In the form of the TV Title…
Mark:Well the crew wants to turn up the heat now… So lets get to the ring…
eWa Tag Team Title Electrified Barbed Wire Match
Dragon & Prodigy(c) vs Sex N Violence
Pa Announcer:This next match is a ELECTRIFIED BARBED WIRE MATCH… And it is for the eWa Television Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers… Weighing in at 500 Pounds… Tommy Dreamer & Edge… SEX N VIOLENCE…
(SNV’s theme hits as they make their way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponent… Weighing in at 707 Pounds… The eWa Tag Team Champions… Representing The Triad… DRAGON & PRODIGY…
(D&P’s theme hits as they make their way to the ring…)
Mark:Well this match up will be under Texas Tornado rules..
Rhino:Which means everyone in the ring at the same time…
Mark:That is correct…
Rhino:I Know… Im so good at this stuff…
Mark:Dragon and Edge now trading right hands… While the X Champion is locking horns with with Tommy Dreamer…
Rhino:Dragon just sent Edge right in to the corner… And charges in with a big splash…
Mark:Prodigy scoops up Dreamer and drops him down with a running powerslam… Cover by Prodigy 1………….2………. Kickout by Tommy Dreamer…
Rhino:Dragon just picked up Edge…
Mark:And Edge gets out… And nails him with Edgeacution… Cover by Edge 1…………..2……….. Prodigy kicks him right in the head…
Rhino:That was a hard shot by Prodigy…
Mark:Prodigy now lays Dreamer on his knee and Dragon now drops a leg on to Dreamer… Cover by Dragon now on Dreamer 1……………….2………. Dreamer gets his foot on the ropes…
Rhino:Which sent a shock to his leg now…
Mark:Edge back up and walks right in to a flap jack… And he goes face first in to the barbed wire…
Rhino:Edge gets back up…
Mark:Prodigy with a kick to the gut… DOUBLE POWER BOMB by The Tag Champions… Cover by Dragon… 1………………….2…………………….3……….
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners and STILL eWa Tag Team Champions… Dragon & Prodigy…
Rhino:The D&P Connection continue to hold on to the Tag Team Championship…
Mark:Well its Main Event time…As the ropes are put back on… And the cage is now set up around the ring…
eWa World Title Cage Match
Triple H(c) vs Jay Mack
Pa Announcer:Tonights main event… Is a STEEL CAGE MATCH… And it is for the eWa World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 274 Pounds… Representing the Triad… The Real Deal… JAY MACK…
(“Click Click Boom” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… He is the eWa World Heavyweight Champion… The Game… TRIPLE H…
(“The Game” hits as Triple H makes his way out towards the ring…)
Mark:Well the bell has sounded…
(“BOOM” is heard and the top of the cage comes down from the rafters…)
Rhino:Purgatory… Is bringing down the roof is coming down from the rafters…
Purg:Excuse Me… They forgot to close this thing…
Mark:The Game and Jay Mack now stare down each other…
Rhino:And the trash talking has begun between these two…
Mark:Triple H and Jay Mack both strike each other with right hands… Both men continuing to nail each other with right hands… Jay Mack takes control… And now grabs the game and sends him off in to the ropes… And nails him with a backbody drop…
Rhino:The Game wanted to roll out of the ring… But there is no where for him to go…
Mark:Triple H is backed up in to the corner… Jay Mack comes charging in… The Game puts his foot up… And now with another kick to the gut…
Rhino:The Game throws Jay in to the corner…
Mark:And now begins to pound at Jay Mack with some boots in the corner…
Rhino:Triple H is trying to establish his pace now as he wants to show that he has a champions advantage…
Mark:Triple H now driving shoulders in to Jay Mack… Before sending him off in to the other corner… Jay Mack comes out stagered… And gets nailed with a high knee… Cover by the game 1………………2……… Kickout by The Real Deal…
Rhino:He is going to do a lot more than that to keep Jay down in this match up…
Mark:The Game now scoops up Jay Mack and slams him down to the canvas… Triple H leans back off the rope and drops a knee right to the head of Jay… The Game drops another one… And now goes for another cover 1……………….2…………. Kickout by Jay Mack…
Rhino:The Game has set his pace… And if this continues… The Game is gonna keep his belt…
Mark:The Game grabs Jay by the head… And just throws him face first in to the steel cage… The Game drags him to the other side and throws him in to that side now… Jay Mack comes stagered… And The Game nails him with a neckbreaker… Cover by Triple H 1………………..2………… Kickout by Jay Mack…
Rhino:Come on Jay show some offense…
Mark:The Game now grabs Jay by the head again… And begins to throw him in to the cage again… Jay blocks… And throws the Game right in to the cage…
Rhino:Now he needs to take advantage now…
Mark:Jay Mack grabs him again and throws him in to the other side… And to the other… And to the fourth… By following it up with a clothesline… Jay goes for a quick cover 1…………………2…………….. Kickout by Triple H…
Rhino:All I have to say is stay on him Jay… Stay on him…
Mark:Jay Mack now hooks the game for a suplex and connects…Jay floats over and covers him 1……………2……… The Game kicks out again… Jay Mack is trying to keep the game down…
Rhino:Which all he has to do is stay on him… As I continue to say…
Mark:Jay Mack hooks him up and nails him with a Death Valley Driver in the center of the ring…
Rhino:He could have him…
Mark:Cover by Jay 1…………………………2……………………..Kick out by Triple H…
Rhino:Jay Mack is saying he has this match up now…
Mark:Jay Mack now hooks him… Low Blow by the game… Before he could do anything about it…
Rhino:Jay shouldnt have waited as long as he did…
Mark:Both men back up on their feet… Trading right hands now… The Game this time takes control… And sends him off in to the ropes… Goes for his high knee.. But Jay moved out of the way…
Rhino:He saw it coming…
Mark:Roll up from behind by Jay… 1………………………..2……………. The Game kicks out… And comes back with a clothesline…
Rhino:He took Jays head off with the clothesline…
Mark:The Game now kicks him in the gut…
Rhino:Could it be Pedigree time…
Mark:The Game hooks him up… Jay Mack now comes back with the low blow… Jay Slingshots him in to the cage…
Rhino:The Game is stagered…
Mark:Jay turns him around… REAL DEAL DRIVER on The Game… Cover 1………………….2……………..3………..
Rhino:NEW CHAMPION NEW CHAMPION…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW eWa World Heavyweight Champion… The Real Deal JAY MACK…
Rhino:Jay has ended the reign of the Game…
Mark:Game Over for Triple H…
Rhino:The lights are out in the arena…
(A countdown is shown on the Extreme Theatre…)
Mark:What is that all about…
Rhino:CHRIS JERICHO IS THE RING…
Mark:Jericho is pointing to the screen where it says time until Title Reign is over…
Rhino:Looks like Y2J wants a piece of Jay Mack…
Mark:We gotta run… So long everyone…