New Years Evil 2005
Mark:Happy New Year’s Eve everyone and welcome to EWA New Years Evil… I am Mark and I am along side as always with Rhino… But we are also joined by Al Snow… Al Snow weclome to the broadcast…
Al Snow:Im glad to be here and look at this line up we have tonight… I just see RVD, HBK and PYB… You cant ask for anything more than that…
Mark:No you can not… And that will be our main event…But before that match up William McConnell will be putting the EWA World Heavyweight Championship on the line in a Last Man Standing against Lone Jobber… So Rhino who will be the Last Man Standing Tonight?
Rhino:You know Mark… Thats though… But tonight my money is in William McConnell… I dont know if he can win both matches… But I believe he will retain the World Heavyweight Title here tonight…
Mark:We will also see both sets of Tag Team Titles on the line and we go old school with our FTW Championship Match…
Rhino:The old fashion Powerbomb Match… Gotta Love that…
Al Snow:Guys, I think we have done enough talking and lets give the people what they want…
Rhino:Head?
Al Snow:That is correct… Nice job with staying with the gimmick Rhino…
Mark:Its all about the EWA Tonight and lets get started with our first contest and it will be Kurt Angle and Crazed Maniac…
Kurt Angle vs Crazed Maniac
Written by Psyko Boy PYB
(“Medal” hits over the PA System as Kurt Angle makes his way from the back..)
Kitana Baker: The following match up is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first.. From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.. Weighing in at 220 pounds.. KURT.. ANGLE..
(“When I’m Gone” hits over the PA System as Crazed Maniac heads from the back)
Kitana Baker: And his opponent.. Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 255 pounds.. CRAZED.. MANIAC..
Mark: The bell rings and we’re ready for some action.. Kurt Angle circles the ring.. Maniac moves in.. A tie up between the men.. Angle quickly turns it into a headlock.. Maniac backed against the ropes.. Angle whips Maniac into the ropes.. Maniac comes back and knocks Angle down with a shoulderblock..
Al: Angle’s always had a habit of quickly underestimating those he’s against.
Mark: Angle back up to his feet.. Another lock up..
Al: Angle whips Maniac and once again goes down to a shoulderblock.. And Angle’s getting frustrated.
Mark: Angle moves in for another lock up.. Headlock, hiptoss, and Crazed is on the ground..
Al: Angle continues to apply the pressure of that headlock, remaining technically sound in his movements..
Mark: Angle continuing to hold Crazed down.. Both shoulders on the mat, ref counts.. One, Two.. Maniac quickly getting getting his shoulders off the ground..
Al: Thats definitely not a place Maniac wants to be.. Angle keeps the pressure.. Maniac rolls Angle, cover.. One.. Two.. Angle rolls himself back over.
Mark: Angle beginning to wrench the neck of Crazed Maniac.. Maniac rolls Angle again.. One.. Two.. Angle rolls back..
Al: Crazed needs to get out of this.. Crazed managing to land a few rights to Angle’s.. Angle shakes it off.. But Maniac continues to lay in the rights.. Angle finally lets go and both men get back to their feet.
Mark: Maniac charges Angle.. Another hiptoss by Angle and Maniac is stuck back in the same position.. Crazed gets his legs around Angle’s head.. Angle gets out.. Both men back up.. Angle with another hiptoss and Crazed is once more in a headlock..
Al: Crazed gets his legs around Angle’s head once more.. Angle gets out.. Both men up.. Angle going for the hiptoss.. Maniac blocks and plants Angle with a back suplex..
Mark: Angle back to his feet.. Maniac off the ropes and takes Angle down with a hard clothesline.. Maniac putting the boots to Kurt Angle.. Angle in the corner, still getting the boots.. Maniac brings Angle up to his feet..
Al: Angle whipped into the opposite corner.. Maniac charges in for a clothesline, Angle ducks out of the way and Maniac eats turnbuckle..
Mark: Angle quickly capitalises.. Angle with a series of back elbows and a few uppercuts.. Angle whips Maniac towards the other corner.. Wait, no! Angle pulls Maniac back at him.. Textbook overhead-belly-to-belly by Angle!
Al: Angle quickly putting the boots to Maniac.. Maniac gets back to his feet.. Angle hooks him and nails a snap suplex.. Angle getting Maniac up by the head, hooks him for another suplex.. Maniac blocks.. And counters with a suplex of his own..
Mark: Angle back to his feet, but gets LEVELED with a hard clothesline.. Angle back up quickly and takes another clothesline.. Maniac gets Angle up and irish whip’s him.. Tilt-a-whirl backbreaker by Maniac!
Al: Angle down, Maniac drops several elbows.. Angle brought to his feet.. Maniac whips him into the ropes once more.. Clothesline, no! Angle ducks and applies the waist lock! GERMAN.. GERMAN.. GERMAN!
Mark: Angle with the Triple German Suplexes.. Angle firing up! He’s waiting for Maniac.. Maniac back to his feet.. ANGLE SLA-NO! Maniac slides out of it! Maniac goes for a clothesline.. Angle ducks and delivers another German suplex!
Al: Angle not wasting anytime, getting Maniac to his feet.. ANGLE SLAM.. And the straps are down! You know what that means..
Mark: I believe I do.. Angle grabs the foot.. ANKLE LOCK.. ANKLE LOCK.. Angle’s has the foot locked! Maniac is in trouble! Wait! Maniac rolls through and Angle eats turnbuckle!
Al: Quick thinking by Maniac, saves his foot and may have saved him the match..
Mark: Maniac quickly grabs Angle.. Scoops him up.. HARD Oklahoma Slam! Maniac going for the cover!
Al: 1……………………………..2……………………..Angle kicks out! And Maniac is not happy! Maniac arguing with the ref.. Angle still down..
Mark: Maniac reaching for Angle’s head.. Angle’s playing possum! Ankle pick! HE LOCKS THE ANKLE LOCK! Angle wastes no time and applies the grape vine! How long will Maniac last?
Al: Not long! MANIAC TAPS! ANGLE WINS!
Kitana Baker: Your winner by submission.. KURT.. ANGLE!
Mark: Angle with an impressive display in his first match back..
Al: He came, he saw.. He made Maniac TAP OUT!
Mark: Indeed he did. Lets get back to the action.
Jay Sabre vs Shawn Sword vs Collin Mathis
Kitana Baker:This next contest is a Triple Threat Match set for one fall… Introducing first… From Lincoln… Weighing in at 210 Pounds… SHAWN SWORD…
(“Bodies” plays as Shawn Sword enters the arena…)
Kitana Baker:His opponent… From Planet Rock Bottom…Weighing in at 210 Pounds… COLLIN MATHIS…
(Mathis’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)
Kitana Baker:And their opponent…From Kodak, Tn…Weighing in at 230 Pounds… JAY SABRE…
(“Papercut” plays as Jay Sabre enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is under way…
Rhino:All three men are circling one another…
Mark:Sabre charges at Collin Mathis… Mathis with a side step and tosses him over the top rope and to the floor he goes…
Rhino:Look out from behind…
Mark:From Behind Shawn Sword takes out Collin Mathis with a clothesline… Shawn Sword stomps away at the back of Collin Mathis…
Rhino:Mathis is really taking a licking right now…
Mark:Shawn Sword now picks up Collin Mathis and nails him with a vertical suplex…Quick cover by Shawn Sword 1…………….2…….Jay Sabre comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Sabre is now going to take control of the match…
Mark:Sabre hooks up Shawn Sword and connects with a dragon suplex with a pin 1………………2………….Collin Mathis with a stiff kick to the back of the head of Jay Sabre…
Rhino:That was one hell of a kick…
Mark:Mathis now hooks up Shawn Sword… Sitdown Powerbomb…Dropkick by Jay Sabre…
Rhino:Mathis hit a big move and then Jay Sabre nailed him right in the face with a dropkick…
Mark:Jay Sabre now grabs Shawn Sword by the hair and throws him out of the ring…
Rhino:Collin Mathis is now making his way back up to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Running Splash by Jay Sabre in the corner…
Rhino:Mathis is staggering out of the corner now…
Mark:SHINNING WIZARD!
Rhino:That could be it…
Mark:Sabre with the cover 1………………2…………………3……NO! Mathis gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Jay Sabre is now heading to the top rope…
Mark:Collin Mathis is back up and knocks Jay Sabre down on the top rope…
Rhino:Mathis is now climbing up the ropes…
Mark:DEVASTATION! NO! Jay Sabre pushes him off the top rope…
Rhino:That backfired on Collin Mathis…
Mark:It sure did… Sabre with a missle dropkick from the top rope connecting on Collin Mathis…
Rhino:Sabre is calling to end this match…
Mark:TWINBLADES! Twinblades is locked in…
Rhino:Will Mathis Tap?
Mark:MATHIS TAPS!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JAY SABRE…
Rhino:Jay Sabre picks him a win here tonight…
Mark:It was a good win for Sabre…But right now Sabre has left and now its time for our…
(Lights Go Out)
Rhino:What now?
Mark:Collin Mathis was left in the ring before the lights have gone out…
Rhino:What could be going on?
(lights come back on)
Mark:OH MY GOD!
Rhino:Are you kidding me?
Mark:ITS DOUG KINSELLA!
Rhino:What is he doing here?
Mark:Doug Kinsella turns Collin Mathis Around… IMPACT DROP!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella has returned to the EWA…
Mark:And he is ready to make an impact…Lets get back to the ring
Baka Kami vs Berserk
Kitana Baker:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… Accompanied to the ring by Mr. Konema… BAKA KAMI…
(“Owarinai Yume” plays as Baka Kami and Mr. Konema enter the arena…)
Al Snow:Look out…
Mark:The 375 Pound Berserk has just jumped Baka Kami from behind knocking him right in to the side of the ring…
Al Snow:Berserk is a big man…
Mark:He is a very big man… As Berserk rams Baka Kami in to the side of the ring again…
Al Snow:There is a lot of force behind those shots…
Mark:Berserk picks up Baka Kami and drops him face first across the side of the ring…
Al Snow:Mr Konema is trying to get his man sometime as he is now distracting Berserk…
Mark:Baka Kami slides in to the ring just to get away from Berserk…
Al Snow:For the moment the distraction is working…
Mark:Baka Kami is back on his feet…
Al Snow:Look Out Below…
Mark:Baka Kami slingshots himself over the top rope…
Al Snow:He got Caught…
Mark:Berserk caught Baka Kami in mid air… Powerslam right on to the floor…
Al Snow:Baka Kami is in some trouble now…
Mark:Berserk rolls Baka Kami in to the ring… Berserk with an irish whip in to the ropes… Baka Kami comes off the ropes… Elevated Spinebuster driving Baka Kami right in to the mat…
Al Snow:Berserk is using this match as a showcase of his talents… As everyone is in the same building and he is proving that he is a force to be dealt with here in the EWA…
Mark:Right now Berserk has Baka Kami hooked..SEVER SOUL!
Al Snow:That should do it…
Mark:Here is the count 1…………………2………………3…… ITS OVER!
Kitana Bakerr:Here is your winner BERSERK…
Al Snow:Impressive Victory by Berserk…
Mark:The return of Baka Kami was not to be here tonight… I will say Monthly you better watch out… Berserk is for real…
Subway vs Sniper
Written by NexSubman
Kitana Baker:Introducing first, from Austin, Texas… Weighing in at 250 pounds… THE SNIPER!
(“Stand Up” by Trapt plays loud over the PA system)
Mark: Sniper with a big ego makes his way to the ring.
Rhino: There was alot backstage talk about him coming in but he didn’t show us anything new, matter fact he didn’t show us anything to back up his claims.
Mark: Will we ever see the Silencer his finishing move? Will The Sniper come off a losing streak here tonight against Subway?
Rhino: Guess where fixing to find…Sniper has a Mic, o no not this again.
The Sniper: THE CHAMP HAS ARRIVED, THE CHAMP HAS ARRIVED, THE CHAMP HAS ARRIVED, THANK GOD ALMIGHTY HIMSELF THAT THE CHAMP HAS ARRIVED!!!
Rhino: The crowd Booing badly this guy has gotten some heat here tonight…
( Insane In The Brain hits the Pa System as Subway makes his way out with Mic in hand.)
Subway: I brought you here Sniper…now I am taking you out of here…meet the The BUTCHER!
Mark: ABDULLAH HAS JUST COME BOLTING OUT THROUGH THE ENTRANCE WAY!
Rhino: Blood in his eyes Sniper coming to meet Abby on the rampway!
Mark: Sniper throwing punches with no effect on Abdullah! Abby with a chop to the throat Sniper stunned, FORK IS OUT!
Rhino: Abby like a shark now Stabs him IN THE FACE! Again and again and with no care for where he stabs him blood is everywhere all over Sniper and ABBY!
Mark: Subway drops the mic smiling ear to ear Subway grabs a chair.
Rhino: Abby pounding the head of Sniper on to the steel steps. Subway speaking but don’t understand whats he saying but Abby is responding throwing him inside the ring but then you see Abdullahs attention turned away.
Mark: It’s Sinister Minister! Abby see’s him and is locked on now running down after Sinister! Subway taunting Sniper now throws the chair on the ground. Kicks at the bloody body of Sniper.
Rhino: He is smacking him in the face yelling “WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOUR MESSING WITH?!” now kicking at him as he tries to get up.
Mark: Subway toying with him and waves to the back as Sniper is almost to his feet. SUBLINE OFF THE ROPES! RVD Is coming down to the ring!
Rhino: Subway has the chair and setting up Sniper on the ropes, Sniper Crucified on the top and second ropes, Subway holds the chair in front of Sniper!
Mark: VAN DAMINATIOR! Subway and RVD Hive Five, and Sniper is not moving a crusty bloody mess. RVD pulls out a fat joint lights up as Subway pulls out a Spike and STABS SNIPER IN THE EYE LEAVING IT STUCK THERE!
Rhino: Wow this is bad, Sniper is in trouble. While EMT’s help him Subway and RVD leave down the isles as chants of EWA are loud almost can’t hear myself talk.
Mark:Lets get set for our first tag team title match up…
EWA Tag Team Championship Match
Legion of Doom vs Chaotic Cult
Written by Dprincedso
MARK: From that match we once again touch on controversy. It’s the other match for the EWA Tag Team Championships as Road Warrior Animal and Heidenreich take on The Chaotic Cult.
RHINO: Chaotic Cult covers a lot of ground after their recent union. Heidenreich was one of the original guys to talk about bringing the Chaotic Cult to the EWA. Next thing you know, here they are. Who will Heidenreich and Animal face?
AL SNOW: ME AND HEAD! IT’S THE RETURN OF ME AND HEAD! YEAH! Just kidding.
MARK: Damn it, Al. I was kinda hopin’ there for a minute.
RHINO: Me too. Everyone misses getting head.
AL SNOW: Maybe next time.
KITANA BAKER: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall to a finish and is for the EWA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!
(“Killing In The Name Of” by Rage Against The Machine plays throughout the H. H. Humphrey MetroDome)
KITANA BAKER: First introducing the challengers….representing The Chaotic Cult….here are O. G. SCARFACE AND HAVOK!
MARK: So it’s Scarface and Havok representing the Cult, huh?
RHINO: They were announced.
AL SNOW: Where are they?
MARK: Maybe they missed the cue.
RHINO: I doubt it.
AL SNOW: Somethin’ fishy is going on here. Hey Kitana! Kitana! Try introducing the champions!
(“What A Rush!” by WWE Productions plays throughout the H. H. Humphrey MetroDome)
KITANA BAKER: And now introducing the champions….they are ROAD WARRIOR ANIMAL AND HEIDENREICH….THE LEGION OF DOOM!
MARK: Maybe this is head games played by the Cult?
RHINO: No. Animal and Heidenreich aren’t coming out either.
AL SNOW: That funny feeling I got just got even bigger.
MARK: It’s a pan back to the locker room area via Hardcore Theater.
RHINO: There they are!
AL SNOW: Animal, Heidenreich, Scarface and Havok are all laid out! And look who’s making the count in a referee shirt!
MARK: EWA President Omega! I wonder how he got there all of the sudden?
RHINO: He just counted out all the guys in this! First time ever back to back all team knockouts!
KITANA BAKER: Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has ruled this match a QUADRUPLE KNOCK OUT!
AL SNOW: So now, once again, we have no winners in a title defense and that means the titles go vacant. Damn!
MARK: An orchestrated plan to get both the EWA World Heavyweight Tag Team Championships and the EWA Tag Team Championships vacated on one night. What does this mean for tag teaming in the EWA as a whole?
RHINO: You got to believe it was a plan.
AL SNOW: Or a screw-job.
Mark:One championship has been vacated… Lets see what the next Tag Team Title match has instore for us…
EWA World Tag Team Championship Elimination Ball Dropping Match
Triple H & Lone Jobber(c) vs Team 3D vs Kane & The Undertaker vs Megumi Kudo & Subway
Written by Dprincedso
MARK: We’ve had some great openers so far and now, we get to a match brooding with controversy. A match for the EWA World Tag Team Championships.
RHINO: Two belts that are still unrecognized by EWA President Omega.
AL SNOW: It’s a shame too. The competitors shouldn’t have to be overshadowed by this controversy and what looks to be a good gimmick match but they are.
MARK: You hit the nail right on the head, Al. The competitors of this match are unfortunate to be overshadowed by the controversy and I believe it’s gonna effect them tonight.
RHINO: Yeah, but is that good way or bad way?
AL SNOW: Good way. I know these guys.
KITANA BAKER: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled by elimination rules and is for the unrecognized EWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TAG TEAM TITLES! This match will start off with three teams and it will go by the rules of a New Year’s Ball dropping on the stage every five minutes in a 10 second countdown. Once that countdown ends, special hydraulics from underneath the ring will shake the ring and a random weapon will drop from the rafters above. That weapon will be the only one used within a period of five minutes until another weapon drops from the rafters. This will go until either one man or one team is left standing as this match is under elimination rules. This match is known as an ELIMINATION BALL DROPPING MATCH and your referee for this will be TYLENE BUCK!
(“For Whom The Bell Tolls” by WWE Productions plays throughout the H. H. Humphrey MetroDome)
KITANA BAKER: First, introducing the challengers. Representing The New Ministry and respectively from Death Valley and Parts Unknown….THE UNDERTAKER AND KANE!
MARK: The two guys everyone knows as The Brothers Of Destruction coming down to the ring ready to compete for the unrecognized EWA World Tag Team Championships.
RHINO: Why can’t we have sexy announcers and sexy referees?
AL SNOW: Here’s something else to know you two; did you know Kitana Baker has a soft porn flick out there floating around and Tylene Buck actually does girl-on-girl and toy porn?
MARK: I do now.
RHINO: Me too. I need to go buy some stuff after Evil ends.
AL SNOW: This nonessential discussion is brought to you by HEAD POLISH! Head looking unshiny? Shine it like new with HEAD POLISH! Rhino’s going to use it after this pay per view!
(“Hits From The Bong” by Cypress Hill plays throughout the H. H. Humphrey MetroDome)
KITANA BAKER: I have been instructed to make this separate entrance call. First from Wildwood, New Jersey and representing The Chaotic Cult….SUBWAY!
MARK: Where’s Megumi Kudo?
RHINO: Separated from Subway. Smart. Very smart.
AL SNOW: Probably the most emotional feud of the EWA this year. Subway all the sudden competing for titles he created.
MARK: Once again, this whole thing mired in controversy. You got to wonder if this match will even go down.
RHINO: It was booked and rebooked then it was tried to be changed again. Tough keeping score even with a scorecard.
AL SNOW: I don’t want to interrupt you two, but this match is about to get interesting right here.
(“It Came From Japan” by The Von Bondies plays throughout the H. H. Humphrey MetroDome)
KITANA BAKER: And introducing his partner, from Koshigaya, Japan….MEGUMI KUDO!
MARK: Former FTW Champion Megumi Kudo making her way to the ring and already staring a hole into Subway.
RHINO: Former life partners until they both wanted different things. Now they hate each other seemingly for life.
AL SNOW: Subway’s insane. He messes with a woman who takes on guys in fights. I can relate.
MARK: Megumi getting in the ring and already, her and Subway arguing.
RHINO: Can’t we all just get along?
AL SNOW: We can. They can’t.
(“Team 3D” by TNA Productions plays throughout the H. H. Humphrey MetroDome)
KITANA BAKER: And now, introducing the champions, from Deadlyville…BUBBA AND DEVON DEADLY….TEAM 3-D!
MARK: And here’s the controversy part. Team 3D, who lost the….OH MAN! Triple H and Lone Jobber attacking Bubba and Devon from behind!
RHINO: They have the right to do that! This controversy cost them a bundle and now, they’re out for payback!
AL SNOW: Here come the others! Kudo, Subway and the Brothers Of Destruction all coming to fight and it’s a big ol’ fight now!
MARK: Everybody is fighting everybody and Kudo and Subway’s tag work went right out the window! They’re fighting each other!
RHINO: Taker is teeing off on Hunter, Kane’s manhandling Devon, Jobber and Bubba exchanging punches. Everybody is fighting! I love it!
AL SNOW: What the hell? Why is the countdown up? It hasn’t been five minutes yet!
MARK: The countdown is up on Hardcore Theater and the ball has begun to drop! The ball that’s about a quarter the size of the Smackdown fist is dropping! 10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! 0!
RHINO: HAPPY NEW YEAR!
AL SNOW! Wrong count, Rhino! Nothing happened!
MARK: No ring shake or anything. The ball’s just sitting there. Everybody’s sorta around it still fighting around THE HELL!
RHINO: THE BALL JUST EXPLODED! EVERYBODY’S DOWN!
AL SNOW: That explosion just shook the whole MetroDome! Imagine what it did to the wrestlers down there!
MARK: I swear it sounded like about a bazillion lighting bolts coming down in here! Everyone’s down and no one is moving. Good thing that Tylene Buck stayed in the ring.
RHINO: I thought the ring was supposed to shake! The whole damn arena just shook then!
AL SNOW: Referee Buck at the stage handing the count. Did she just say ten?
MARK: Must be a New Year’s Thing.
RHINO: 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! 0! This match is over!
KITANA BAKER: Ladies and Gentlemen, the referee for this match has ruled that no athlete in this contest can continue so this match is ruled a first ever 8-WAY KNOCKOUT!
AL SNOW: Even thought it’s technically a six way knockout, it’s still history as no amount of EWA competitors have ever been knocked out simultaneously all at once until now!
MARK: And what Jobber held as commitment may now cost him in his match against William McConnell.
RHINO: What does this mean for the EWA World Heavyweight….
(“Bring Your Whole Crew” by DMX plays throughout the H. H. Humphrey MetroDome)
AL SNOW: Uh-oh….
MARK: EWA President Omega coming out here. Just walked right past all the downed wrestlers. Tylene doesn’t know what to do. He’s instructing her to….is he telling her to come here?
RHINO: A table dance! Let it be a table dance! OMEGA RULES ALL IF IT’S A TABLE DANCE!
AL SNOW: She is coming over here. Will us announcers suddenly become hardheaded?
MARK: She just grabbed both titles! Oh no! I bet this means that Team 3D loses the titles now!
RHINO: Damn shame! Real damn shame! No table dance! That ball wasn’t supposed to have anything in it, though! Was this some sort of plan?
AL SNOW: Yes. It was a plan and it played out to the fullest
MARK: The EMT’s have worked quickly to remove the carnage left by that ball that made history eliminating 8 or 6 wrestlers all at once. I assume were going to our next….we are? Already? We’re going to the next match.
RHINO: After what just happened?
AL SNOW: Remember who you’re talking about.
Mark:Looks like the tag tea
FTW Championship Powerbomb Match
Heidenreich(c) vs Anarchiah
Kitana Baker:This next contest is a POWERBOMB MATCH and is for the FTW CHAMPIONSHIP…Introducing first…The Challenger… From The Land of Chaos… Weighing in at 335 Pounds… ANARCHIAH…
(“Fear” plays as Anarchiah enters the arena…)
Kitana Baker:His opponent… From New Orleans… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… The FTW Champion… HEIDENREICH…
(“Dangerous Politics” plays as Heidenreich enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Heidenreich and Anarchiah are face to face…
Rhino:Anarchiah is looking down at the FTW Champion and has that look that he wants to become FTW Champion…
Mark:Heidenreich nails Anarchiah with straight right hands backing Anarchiah up in to the ropes…
Rhino:Anarchiah is rocking back towards the ropes…
Mark:Heidenreich with an irish whip… Anarachiah comes off the ropes… Clothesline rocks the big man…
Rhino:He is still up on his feet…
Mark:Heidenreich charges at Anarchiah again… Another clothesline…
Rhino:Anarchiah is still standing…
Mark:Heidenreich uses the ropes and charges at Anarchiah…Anarchiah ducks the clothesline… Anarchiah spins Heidenreich around and nails him with a short arm clothesline…
Rhino:Anarchiah saw the third clothesline coming and was able to counter it…
Mark:Anarchiah now picks up Heidenreich and drops him with a side walk slam…
Rhino:Heidenreich is now back up on his feet…
Mark:Heidenreich is up near the ropes… Big Boot by Anarchiah knocking Heidenreich to the outside of the ring…Anarchiah goes after Heidenreich and drives him right in to the guard rail…One more time by Anarchiah driving Heidenreich in to the steel guard rail…
Rhino:Heidenreich is in a little bit of pain at the moment…
Mark:Anarchiah now moves the top ring step out of the way… Heidenreich is back up on his feet… Anarchiah scoops him up and slams him right across the steel steps…
Rhino:The FTW Champion is in some serious trouble at the moment…
Mark:Anarchiah rolls Heidenreich back in to the ring…Anarchiah drives him hard in to the corner…
Rhino:Anarchiah is really showing us something right now how powerful he is…
Mark:Anarchiah hooks up Heidenreich… Bear Hug is now being applied to Heidenreich…
Rhino:Anarchiah cant win with the bear hug but he sure can wear down the FTW Champion…
Mark:He sure can and thats exactly what he is doing right now…
Rhino:Heidenreich looks to be out of it…
Mark:Anarchiah turns the bear hug in to a belly to belly suplex…
Rhino:We could be looking at the next FTW Champion…
Mark:Heidenreich is back up on his feet… Kick to the midsection by Anarchiah…
Rhino:Its Powerbomb Time…
Mark:Anarchiah has him setup… Power… No… Heidenreich stays on the ground… Shots to the back by Anarchiah…
Rhino:He is going for it again…
Mark:Power… NO… Back Body Drop by Heidenreich…
Rhino:There is fight left in Heidenreich…
Mark:Heidenreich with right hands to Anarchiah… Heidenreich whips Anarchiah in to the corner… Running Clothesline…
Rhino:Anarchiah us staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Big Boot by Heidenreich…
Rhino:Anarchiah got knocked back in to the corner again…
Mark:The FTW Champion still cant get Anarchiah off of his feet… Heidenreich whips Anarchiah in to the ropes again… Anarchiah ducks underneath the arm of Heidenreich…
Rhino:Anarchiah has him hooked…
Mark:SEEDS OF ANARCHY!
Rhino:We could be looking at a new FTW Champion if this was a normal match but he still needs to hit the powerbomb…
Mark:Anarchiah has that look of victory in his eyes…
Rhino:The FTW Champion is staggering to his feet…
Mark:Anarchiah hooks him up… POWERBOMB! NO! Heidenreich gets out of it with another back drop…
Rhino:Thats the only way he has been off of his feet and thats been with the back drop…
Mark:Heidenreich waits for Anarchiah to turn around… Stun Gun on the top rope by Heidenreich…
Rhino:The Challenger is in trouble…
Mark:Heidenreich has him setup… Heidenreich cant get him up because he is too big…
Rhino:Anarchiah did damage to the back of Heidenreich and now it is hurting Heidenreich…
Mark:Anarchiah goes for another Bear Hug… Thumb to the eye by the FTW Champion…
Rhino:Thats one way to counter the Bear Hug…
Mark:Spinebuster by Heidenreich…
Rhino:Heidenreich is starting to feel it…
Mark:Anarchiah gets back up… Heidenreich hooks him up… POWERBOMB! ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL FTW CHAMPION… HEIDENREICH…
Rhino:Heidenreich retains the title in a back and forth match with Anarchiah…
Mark:Shane Munns has hit the ring…
Rhino:He has a steel chair in hand…
Mark:Heidenreich turns around… Shane Munns swings… Heidenreich ducks the chair shot and knocks it back in the face of Shane Munns with a big boot…
Rhino:Shane Munns is taking advantage of the 24/7 Rule…
Mark:Heidenreich is now heading to the back and is posing for the crowd…
Rhino:Look out…
Mark:Chair Shot right to the back of Heidenreich by Jason Cain…
Rhino:Heidenreich’s back is already injured from his match with Anarchiah…
Mark:One more shot by Jason Cain to the lower back of the FTW Champion…
Rhino:Jason Cain is now setting up a table…
Mark:OUTLAW DRIVER! NO! Heidenreich counters out of it…
Rhino:Heidenreich is fighting back with right hands…
Mark:Heidenreich sees the table… Jason Cain turns around… POWER DUNK! NO! Cain counters… And is now trading right hands back and forth… Heidenreich ducks a clothesline attempt… Cain turns around…And gets spun inside out with a clothesline…
Rhino:Heidenreich just looked up at the set…
Mark:Heidenreich is climbing up the side of the set…
Rhino:Jason Cain is following him up the set…
Mark:Both men are fighting on the top of set…
Rhino:This is a dangerous situation…
Mark:Heidenreich and Jason Cain are both near the edge…
Rhino:I think we are in trouble…
Mark:Jason Cain grabs Heidenreich… BULLDOG OFF THE SET!
Rhino:HOLY SHIT!
Mark:Both men went crashing through the table and both men are down on the canvas…
Rhino:They both have their arms on one another…
Mark:The referee makes the count 1……………………2……………………..3……. ITS OVER!
Rhino:Who is the champion?
Mark:The referee has gone over to Kitana Baker to give the result of the match up…
Kitana Baker:The referee decision is CO FTW CHAMPIONS… HEIDENREICH and JASON CAIN!
Rhino:Dual Champions…
Mark:Looks like it…
Subway:Hold On Fuckers… This shit isnt going to happen this way… As the VP of the EWA… I am going to VACATE THE FTW CHAMPIONSHIP and we will determine at Thursday Night Chaos who the FTW Champion is going to be…
Mark:Another championship Vacated… Things are getting interesting here in the EWA.. Its time for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship Match…
EWA World Heavyweight Championship Last Man Standing Match
William McConnell(c) vs Lone Jobber
Written by Psyko Boy PYB
(“I want it All” hits over the PA System as Lone Jobber makes his way to the ring..)
Kitana Baker: The following contest is the LAST MAN STANDING MATCH for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship.. INTRODUCING FIRST.. The challenger, from the Slaughterhouse.. Weighing in at 235 pounds.. LONE.. JOBBER..
(“The Answer” hits over the PA System as William McConnell steps from back..)
Kitana Baker: And his opponent, being accompanied by Jason Cain.. From Evansville, Indiana.. Weighing in at 226 pounds.. He is the EWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.. THE EXTREME ELEMENT.. WILLIAM MCCONNELL..
Mark: These two men brought the year in against each other, and now they’re closing it against each other..
Rhino: I gotta say, they’ve had a hell of a rivalry this year, but its what tese two are about..
Mark: The interesting thing about these two men is the size difference.. Despite William McConnell having the height, he is actually lighter than Lone Jobber at this point in his career..
Rhino: Its been said McConnell’s losing weight so he can pull off his moves easier..
Mark: We’ll see how it turns out tonight.. The bell has rang and now Jobber and McConnell are circling the ring.. Collar and elbow tie up.. Both men jocking for position.. Jobber twists the arm and goes for the hammerlock.. McConnell with a snapmare, goes for the elbow drop.. Jobber moves, then goes for an elbow drop of his own, McConnell moves and both men back to their feet quickly..
Rhino: And that is exactly what these guys can do.. They can go to the extreme, or they can keep it fast paced and technical..
Mark: Another collar and elbow tie up in the center of the ring.. McConnell backs Jobber against the ropes.. Jobber whipped into the ropes.. Ducks the clothesline.. Jobber rebounds and goes for his own clothesline! McConnell ducks, Jobber off the ropes.. McConnell going for the superkick, but Jobber ducks! Jobber rebounds once more.. McConnell going for a spine buster! NO! JOBBER WITH A DDT! DDT!
Rhino: Jobber got the one up on McConnell there..
Mark: McConnell getting to his feet.. Hard rights from the Lone Jobber.. McConnell into the corner.. Jobber swings, but McConnell ducks.. Jobber stuck in the corner now.. McConnell with hard rights.. Irish Whip into the opposite corner..
Rhino: McConnell taking charge..
Mark: McConnell charges.. Jobber hoists McConnell up! The Answer on the turnbuckle! Jobber sees it and shoves McConnell off the top and McConnell just landed chest first on the steel guard rail!
Rhino: That’ll crack a rib..
Mark: Jobber climbing to the top.. Wait, McConnell got a chair from the fans! JOBBER LEAPS.. AND GETS A STEEL CHAIR RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE!
Rhino: That could be the match right there!
Mark: McConnell ain’t gonna wait and see, Jobber brought to his feet and rolled back into the ring.. McConnell in and sizing Jobber up.. Jobber stumbles to his feet.. PSYDE EFF-.. NO.. Jobber with elbows to the head of McConnell! McConnell lets go and staggers.. Jobber grabs him.. Complete Shot! And McConnell is driven to the ground!
Rhino: That didn’t go as planned..
Mark: Jobber getting McConnell to his feet.. Jobber hits a suplex and follows up with quick boots to McConnell..
Rhino: He knows to stay on McConnell..
Mark: McConnell whipped into the ropes.. Jobber goes down, but too soon.. McConnell with a kick to Jobbers to chest.. McConnell off the ropes.. Jobber side steps, McConnell into the ropes.. Jobber goes for a dropkick! And McConnell goes down!
Rhino: McConnell didn’t see that one coming..
Mark: McConnell back to his feet.. Jobber with hard rights to McConnell.. Kick to the gut by Jobber and goes for another suplex.. McConnell spins out of it, and runs Jobber right into the turnbuckle chest first!
Rhino: McConnell put alot of force on Jobbers chest with that..
Mark: Jobber stumbles back.. Back suplex by McConnell! McConnell rolls through and drops a leg across Jobbers throat!
Rhino: He didn’t give Jobber a chance to recover..
Mark: McConnell getting Jobber to his feet.. McConnell with a few hard side kicks to Jobbers ribs.. McConnell whips Jobber into the ropes… And a hard dropkick right to the Jobbers knee!
Rhino: Jobber went down like nothing!
Mark: McConnell knows what he did.. He focused on Jobbers knee and took him down.. Jobber pulling himself up by the ropes.. McConnell charges, Jobber ducks and pulls down the rope! McConnell goes to the floor!
Rhino: That turned him upside down..
Mark: McConnell gathering himself on the outside.. Jobber over the ropes and takes McConnell down!
Rhino: Worked that time..
Mark: McConnell getting to his feet.. Jobber back up and nails a for hard rights.. McConnell stumbling and leans against the turn post.. Jobber with a hard kick to the kidneys!
Rhino: That hurt!
Mark: Jobber places his left foot on McConnells back.. Enziguiri! McConnell ducks! Jobbers foot catches the turnpost!
Rhino: Ouch.. That won’t do him ANY favors..
Mark: McConnell tosses a chair in the ring.. Lifts Jobber up.. McConnell has Jobber up in a firemen’s carry.. And spins his leg into the turnbuckle! And one more time before dropping Jobber to the ground..
Rhino: He’s gonna take out that leg..
Mark: McConnell slides back into the ring and sets up the chair.. The ref has begun his count..
Rhino: Jobber is still down..
Mark: McConnell stops the ref from counting and slides back to the outside of the ring.. Jobber rolled into the ring..
Rhino: What is McConnell planning?
Mark: McConnell hooks Jobber.. Shin breaker onto the chair!
Rhino: Jobber needs to get McConnell off that leg of his..
Mark: McConnell climbing up to the second rope, pulling Jobber up with him.. McConnell hoisting Jobber up again.. SECOND ROPE SHIN BREAKER ONTO THE CHAIR..
Rhino: That’ll blow a kneecap!
Mark: McConnell gets to his feet as Jobber clutches his knee in pain.. The ref begins counting..
Rhino: 1………………2………………..3…………………….4…..
Mark: Jobber pulls himself up to his feet with the ropes.. McConnell charges in.. BIG Body splash, smashing Jobber against the turnbuckle.. McConnell moves back, Jobber stumbles out of the turnbuckle.. FIVE STAR SUPE-NO! Jobber ducks! McConnell gets caught on the top rope!
Rhino: Jobber was the quicker of the two and McConnell felt it..
Mark: McConnell looking pained.. Jobber with a clothesline, sends McConnell over the ropes and onto the floor.. Jobber just dropped to the mat, sitting as he holds his leg..
Rhino: McConnell caught Jobber off gaurd early on and was able to focus on it..
Mark: McConnell getting back to his feet on outside.. And he and Jobber just met eye to eye..
Rhino: I think Jobber just realised that even he is in trouble at this point..
Mark: McConnell slides into the ring and goes after Jobbers leg, like a wolf smelling blood.. Jobber tries to crawl away.. McConnell grabs the leg.. Jobber starts firing punches!
Rhino: Jobber fighting to protect that leg..
Mark: McConnell stumbles back after the flurry of punches from Jobber.. Jobber gets back to his feet and goes for a clothesline.. McConnell ducks! Jobber in trouble as McConnell grabs the leg and raises Jobber.. Jobber with quick rights straight to the forhead of McConnell!
Rhino: And the both go down!
Mark: Jobber was able to stop McConnell from delivering another shin breaker.. Jobber favoring that right leg as he gets to his feet.. McConnell rubs his forward.. Kick to the gut by Jobber.. Jobber with rights.. McConnell starts back with rights of his own..
Rhino: Fist fight!
Mark: McConnell with a low kick to Jobbers knee.. And delivers a text book dropkick, catching Jobber on the chin!
Rhino: That took him down quick..
Mark: McConnell grabs Jobbers legs.. He’s locked them in for a texas cloverleaf! McConnell tries to flip’em.. Jobber fighting it.. McConnell leans down, Jobber grabs the hair and starts nailing McConnell with rights..
Rhino: Jobbers fighting it..
Mark: McConnell lifts Jobber up and POWERBOMBS HIM TO THE MAT..
Rhino: Beautiful move by McConnell.. And he’s held the cloverleaf..
Mark: McConnell going to turn Jobber.. ..No! Jobber still has some fight in him! Jobber just grabbed what was left of that chair he got shin breakered on.. McConnell lifts him up for a second cloverleaf powerbomb.. CHAIR SHOT.. McConnell goes down!
Rhino: Jobber was able to reach that chair and get McConnell off him..
Mark: Jobber gets to his feet and tosses the chair to the outside.. The ref is beginning the count..
Rhino: 1……………………..2……………………..3…………………..4……..
Mark: McConnell breaks the count.. Jobber with a stiff kick to McConnells gut and hooks him under.. Piledriver by the Lone Jobber!
Rhino: That’ll give you a headache..
Mark: The ref starts the count.. McConnell sitting up slowly.. Jobber off the ropes.. And nails a dropdown spear right into McConnells back!
Rhino: Jobber focusing on his own target now..
Mark: McConnell still in a sitting position.. Jobber with a running modified neckbreaker from behind, WRENCHING McConnell’s neck and back!
Rhino: That’ll keep him down..
Mark: And it has, the ref starting the count again..
Rhino: 3…………………………..4………………………………5…..
Mark: McConnell back to his feet.. Jobber with a HARD clothesline, taking McConnell down.. McConnell back to his feet.. Jobber goes for an irish whip.. McConnell hits the turnbuckle hard..
Rhino: Jobber gaining the upperhand..
Mark: Jobber charges McConnell.. McConnell hoists Jobber up, but he lands on the turnbuckle! Jobber with a handful of hair, pulling McConnell back towards him.. Jobber hooks in a reverse headlock.. GOOD GOD.. Jobber just dropped to the outside, Reverse DDTing McConnell over the top rope!
Rhino: Talk about whiplash!
Mark: McConnell down in the ring.. The ref begining the count.. Jobber moves back into the ring and stops it, however.. Jobber lifting McConnell up.. He’s got The Answer hooked..
Rhino: THE GIMM-
Mark: NO! McConnell reverses it into a northern lights suplex! Both men are down! And the count is on, again..
Rhino: Two… Three.. Four..
Mark: Jobber to his feet first, obviously still a bit more functional than McConnell.. Jobber lifting McConnell by the head.. Uppercut! McConnell with a european uppercut and a second one!
Rhino: Those uppercuts caught Jobber off guard..
Mark: The Answer getting momentum.. Right hand.. Back chop.. Uppercut.. Now McConnell with a series of forearms to the face of Jobber.. Jobber against the ropes.. Irish whip.. McConnell drops low, Jobber over him.. Jobber rebounds, McConnell with a leapfrog and drops the mat.. Monkey flip by McConnell!
Rhino: The champ is back in this match up..
Mark: Jobber back to his feet.. McConnell with a back body drop, giving Jobber some flight time.. Jobber pulls himself up by the ropes.. McConnell with a running clothesline, sends Mr. eWa over the ropes.. By Jobber holds on..
Rhino: Jobber back to his feet and moving quick while McConnell is recovering a bit..
Mark: Jobber to the turnbuckle.. McConnell spots him! Running step up enziguiri catches Jobber in the back of the head! And Jobber crashes in front of us!
Rhino: Amazing! McConnell ran up the turnbuckle and kicked Jobber in the back of the head!
Mark: Jobber trying to shake if off next to our announce table.. McConnell back in the ring.. McConnell takes a dive over the ropes! ..He holds on!
Rhino: Jobber went to duck out of the way and nothing came..
Mark: Jobber back to his feet.. Spingboard crossbody! Jobber moves! McConnell crashes right into our table!
Rhino: And it didn’t break.. That had to hurt!
Mark: McConnell laying on the floor between Rhino in myself.. McConnell is trying to get himself up.. Hey, Rhino.. You’re not supposed to help him up! Wait.. Lone Jobber just came flying over the table! Good god! And he is laying in the rights on McConnell! Rhino’s lost his head set, so I’m flying solo for a bit.. Jobber getting McConnell to his feet.. Jobber and McConnell are going at it now.. I’m getting out of the way.. McConnell blocks and nails Jobber with a few stiff uppercuts.. Jobber reeling.. And McConnell clothesline the Lone Jobber! Their both over the guard rail and into the fans!
Rhino: We.. st ab.. g.. nt.. the act.. right there.
Mark: You still with me, partner?
Rhino: Yeah, I’m still here.. Man, McConnell just crash and burned on our table.. Then Jobber comes flying over after him!
Mark: This battle is now moving through the stands.. McConnell and Jobber working each other over, lefts and rights and chops as they move up the stairs..
Rhino: Where do you think they’re going?
Mark: Looks like towards concessions.. The ref just realised whats going on and now he’s into the stands following the action..
Rhino: He’s gotta make the count if either man goes down.
Mark: Jobber just got knocked to the floor from a hard right by McConnell.. McConnell’s reaching over and grabbing a coke from the fans and drinks some of it..
Rhino: Replinishing himself it seems.
Mark: They continue up the stairs.. And.. Hey, we’ve got Jason Cain joining us here.
Rhino: Guess he has nothing to do.
Mark: Hey Jason, why aren’t ya up there with William?
Cain: Hey, Will wanted to do this on his own.. I gotta respect that. I’m just enjoying the show..
Mark: And the battle has spilled into the concession stands! Jobber just smacked a napkin dispencer over McConnell’s head.. Then tosses him into the serving area!
Rhino: Watch the food!
Cain: Looks like Jobbers gonna chow down here..
Mark: Jobbers got a hand full of hot dogs.. And Jobber is force feeding McConnell!
Rhino: Hope he likes hot dogs.
Cain: Not just any hot dogs, remember.. Those are the EWA Patented PURG Dogs..
Mark: Well who are you rooting for?
Cain: I’m just enjoying the show, boys. I got full confidence Will’s gonna win.
Rhino: Jobbers got condements!
Mark: Jobbers dumping onion and mustard onto McConnell.. Jobber grabbing another hand full of onions.. AND RIGHT TO THE EYES..
Cain: I can’t even cut onions, yet Jobber is getting the juice in everything in Will’s eyes..
Rhino: He’s gonna be lucky to see after this.
Mark: McConnell just grabbed the pants of Jobber and pulled him head first into the soda machine! McConnell getting back to his feet and now hes dumping random drinks all over Jobbers head..
Cain: It’ll keep him cool.
Rhino: Will’s taking his own advice, as he dumps a bottle of water on his head and cleans his eyes.
Mark: McConnell dragging Jobbers head across the counter, slamming it as he does.. McConnell’s got.. A plastic fork?
Rhino: What the hell?
Cain: Will’s got a headlock.. And he’s jabbing a plastic fork into the forehead of Jobber!
Mark: He’s trying to make him bleed with a plastic fork!
Rhino: Surely thats more of an annoyance than pain?
Mark: McConnell seems to be using whatever he can find.. And he just found… Uh oh!
Cain: CHEESE GRATER!
Rhino: Look out Jobber!
Mark: And McConnell tearing open the flesh of Jobber with the cheese grater! And Jobber is bleeding!
Cain: Health deparment isn’t gonna allow that booth to sell anymore.
Mark: No kidding. Jobber bleeding profusely now thanks to a cheese grater.. McConnell still bashing Jobbers head all around the concession stand.. McConnell tosses the popcorn machine open.. And Jobber is getting hot butter on his head!
Rhino: Thats gonna leave a burn mark!
Cain: The guys been in a flaming casket, he’s probably saying it tickles or something.
Mark: McConnell now grabbing whats looks to be peppers..
Cain: Oh no, I know where this is going..
Rhino: Where?
Cain: You ever gotten citrus juice in a cut? Will’s about to mulitply that 2 fold..
Mark: Jason’s right, as McConnell is now splattering peppers all over that busted forehead!
Rhino: Talk about innovating new ways to hurt..
Mark: McConnell tosses Jobber over the counter.. And begins munching on some cotton candy.
Rhino: May as well eat while your up there.
Mark: McConnell’s got some milk duds now and is munching on those as he hops over the counter.. McConnell with stiff kicks to Jobber side and stomach, still eating some milk duds.
Cain: Well, looks like he’s done.. And he’s measuring the Lone Jobber up.. Jobber to his feet.. turns around.. FIVE STAR SUPERKICK..
Mark: MCCONNELL MISSES.. JOBBER DUCKS AND MCCONNELL TAKES OUT A FAN..
Rhino: Good night!
Cain: I’d like to say on Will’s behalf that the kicking the fan bit was completely unintentional.
Mark: Jobber turns McConnell around and begins nailing him with hard rights.. Jobber grabs McConnell by the head and leads him down the hall.. Jobber with an irish whip.. McConnell reverses! Jobber goes right into the coke machine!
Cain: Hit those hard enough and everyone gets free cokes.
Rhino: I’ve always loved how the fans flock with the action..
Mark: McConnell charges Jobber.. Jobber moves and McConnell slams into the coke machine! Jobber grabs him quickly and begins slamming him repeatedly!
Cain: The fans are counting along!
Rhino: 6, 7, 8, 9…. 10!
Mark: McConnell stumbling back.. Jobber turns him around.. SUPLEX.. Right onto the concrete floor of the stadium!
Cain: Ouch! That won’t do any favors for his back or neck..
Rhino: We’ve got a ref count..
Cain: No we don’t.. Jobber just stopped him.. Jobber now talking to the fans for some reason.. ..He’s got fifty cents!
Mark: Jobber just got himself a coke.. And now he’s climbing to the top of the coke machine..
Cain: What the hell is he doing?
Mark: McConnell getting back to his feet.. Jobber takes the leap and smashes that coke can over his head!
Rhino: The can explodes and Jobbers drinkin’ whats left..
Cain: Jobber grabbing Will and they’re moving down the hallway once more.. Will with a back elbow to Jobbers gut and his head gets bashed right on the suoveneir stand!
Rhino: We seen what these two did in the concessions area.. Move out of the way!
Cain: Will’s attempting to slam Jobbers head again.. But Jobber blocks and Will gets bashed instead..
Mark: Jobber lifting McConnell up.. And drops him chest first across the counter! Jobber no moving away from McConnell.. McConnell turning around, holding his chest.. Jobber charges.. OH MY GOD..
Rhino: JOBBER SPEARS MCCONNELL THROUGH THE GLASS COUNTER..
Cain: I’m gonna chant with the fans here! HOLY SHIT..
Mark: McConnell may have taken the brunt of the impact, but Jobber may have slammed his head against the glass while executing the spear..
Cain: Well, looks like we got a count from the ref, now..
Rhino: One… Two… Three… Four… Five…
Mark: And the Lone Jobber is up at six.. He’s got a t-shirt and is now strangling William McConnell!
Cain: That could cause him to pass out..
Mark: Jobber lets McConnell go and takes a look at the shirt..
Cain: …Who the hell let them make an Omega t-shirt?
Rhino: Jobber just blew his nose on it.. Guess we know what he thinks of the President.
Mark: McConnell has crawled away from Jobber and seems to be hiding something in his hands.. Jobber moving over to lift McConnell up.. AND JOBBER GETS FLOORED..
Cain: Looks like Will used a replica of the EWA World Heavyweight Championship.. Not the custom job, mind you.. But hell, it gets the job done.
Mark: McConnell crawling over whats left of the counter, showing fatigue..
Cain: I still can’t believe Jobber managed to spear Will right through the counter..
Rhino: They’re tearing down the house.
Cain: Just think.. Will has a match after this.. But he has no problem giving it his all right now.
Mark: Jobber is pulling himself from the souveneir stand now.. McConnell just now to his feet.. Rights delivered to Jobber.. And they’re moving down the hall again.
Cain: Looks like they’re coming back into the arena, as they’re moving down the stairs..
Rhino: Indeed they are.. I think I can see’em from here!
Mark: They’re moving down the stairs, fighting as they go..
Cain: Looks like they’re taking a detour.. And moving onto a balcony..
Mark: Jobber and McConnell fighting as the move towards the other end of the arena.. Jobber with a couple of hard rights.. McConnell blocks.. And a hard chop lights up Jobbers chest!
Cain & Rhino: WOOO!
Mark: McConnell hooks Jobber.. grabs the leg.. AND A SHINBREAKER.. Right across the guard rail!
Cain: If you though the chair hurt, that’ll crack the bone..
Rhino: Jobber obviously in pain.. You even been kicked in the shin? It hurts.
Mark: McConnell is trying to push Jobber over the edge!
Rhino: He wouldn’t! That’ll knock Jobber out cold, if not hospitilise him for weeks!
Cain: I don’t know.. the fans have gathered around..
Mark: Jobber fights back quickly, hard rights to McConnells back, quick forearms to his face.. And Jobber is trying to pull McConnell over!
Rhino: They’re trying to kill each other, if not damn near it!
Mark: McConnell fights back.. both men straddling the gaurd rail.. McConnell with a right.. Jobber fires one back.. We’ve got a back and forth fist volley.. Jobber blocks.. He’s headbutting McConnell!
Cain: Either one of these guys could go at any moment, this is insane!
Mark: McConnell is falling! NO! He catches himself! Jobber catches a hard right to the jaw.. Jobber could be going..! No! Jobber going for the headbutts.. McConnell headbutts him back!
Rhino: LOOK OUT BELOW!!
Mark: OH MY GOD.. WILLIAM MCCONNELL AND LONE JOBBER JUST FELL FROM THE BALCONY..
Cain: I’ve gotta echo the fans sentiments again.. HOLY SHIT..
Mark: Our camera is leaning over the edge… LOOK AT THAT.. The fans caught the two men and now they’re body surfing over the crowd!
Cain: EWA Fans.. You gotta love’em. They could’ve very well have saved these mens lives tonight.
Rhino: Gotta agree with you there.
Mark: McConnell is let down by the fans and trying to figure out where the hell Jobber is.. Jobber is in a completely different area of the crowd.
Cain: Man, talk about a rush..
Mark: McConnell is looking around in the crowd, having the fans direct him.. Jobber doing the same.. McConnell nearing a bit of a clear area.. So has Jobber! And they’ve spotted each other! McConnell and Jobber rush at each other and begin with a flurry of punches back and forth!
Rhino: I think they’ve lost the ref..
Mark: Jobber and McConnell fighting it out, moving towards one of the exit ways and into the backstage area..
Cain: Oh yeah, just where those two need to go.
Mark: McConnell and Jobber have now entered the backstage area.. And they’ve found golfcarts?
Rhino: Oh no.
Mark: Jobber whips McConnell right into a golfcart.. Then picks him up, and drives him face first right into the plastic windshield! Jobber tosses McConnell to the floor and gets into one of the golfcarts.. McConnell back to his feet.. And Jobber drives right at him!
Cain: But Will jumps and clings to the windshield!
Rhino: This is not gonna end well at all..
Mark: Jobber swerving, not being able to see where to go! THE CART TIPS.. Jobber tipped the cart and both men hit the floor!
Cain: A ref needs to be there right about now.
Rhino: I believe he’s still lost.
Mark: McConnell slowly getting to his feet.. Jobber is climbing out of the golfcart.. Jobber leaps off it and nails McConnell with a hard forearm across the skull!
Rhino: You gotta begin to wonder how much these guys have left.
Mark: Jobber nails McConnell with a few hard forearms across the back as they move down the hall.. Jobber smacks McConnell’s head against a pile of boxes and whips him into a pile of poles!
Cain: Those things are echoing throughout the backstage area..
Mark: McConnell slow to get to his feet.. And… ..what the hell has Jobber found?
Cain: It’s got him happy.
Rhino: It’s numberous ammounts of barbed wire planks!
Cain: Thats exactly what these two guys need.
Mark: Lone Jobber grabs McConnell and begins ramming him constantly right into the barbed wire planks! Over and over.. Now McConnell is being held face first into them.. And Jobber begins raking the head!
Cain: I’ve been on the other end of barbed wire countless times in my career.. You can’t begin to describe the pain.
Rhino: Wanna try?
Cain: It hurts.. ALOT.
Mark: William McConnell is now bleeding and bleeding bad! Jobber pulls McConnell away from the planks.. Hooks the arm.. And a hip toss right into the barbed wire planks, McConnell going back first!
Cain: Damn, it just tore his pants.. And think about that.. If it tore his pants that easily.. It’ll tear his skin too..
Mark: Jobber picking up McConnell and they continue to move through the backstage area.. Jobber nails McConnell with a few rights.. and they’ve moved up into the gorilla position.. McConnell fights back, a few back elbows.. and now they’re moving away from the ramp entrance..
Rhino: Where are they going?
Mark: Jobber just kneed McConnell in the gut.. McConnell stumbles forwards..
Cain: I think he just grabbed something..
Mark: Jobber reaching for McConnell. and gets a pipe in the head!
Rhino: Did you hear that thud?
Mark: Jobber stumbles back.. McConnell charges.. GOOD GOD..
Rhino: McConnell just plowed through Jobber and they busted through the mini-theatre!
Cain: Looks more like a pounce.. Definately a bit of payback from the souveneir stand.
Mark: McConnell gets to his feet and moves back to the gorilla position.. and he has a wheel chair? McConnell unfolds the wheel chair.. Jobber grabbed by the head and thrown into the wheel chair.. McConnell is now running and pushing that wheel chair down the ramp!
Rhino: McConnell just leaped on that chair.. and..
Cain: THEY COLLIDE WITH THE RING..
Rhino: That was definately unorthodox..
Mark: McConnell getting back to his feet.. Rolls Jobber into the ring.. McConnell up on the apron..
Cain: And a beautiful Springboard Elbow drop!
Mark: Theres no ref, though.. McConnell gets Jobber to his feet and whips him into the corner.. McConnell charges in and a BIG corner splash.. McConnell keeps going, running off the ropes.. Jobber stumbles out of the corner..
Rhino: SPEAR..
Mark: Jobber goes down.. McConnell with a springboard! LIONSAULT..
Rhino: McConnell never slowed down! His momentum carried him through out that entire series of moves..
Mark: Jobber is down, but no one can make the count!
Rhino: Wait, we’ve got a ref coming down to the ring!
Mark: McConnell telling him to make the count..
Rhino: One… Two… Three… Four… Five… Six… Seven…
Mark: Jobber staggers to his feet.. McConnell lights his chest up with a a hard chop..
Rhino: Cain moves back to ringside.
Mark: McConnell continues with the chops.. Jobber blocks.. Jobber goes for a right.. McConnell ducks and hooks Jobebr from behind.. Atomic Drop! McConnell holds on to him.. High Angle Backsuplex!
Rhino: And Jobber gets PLANTED..
Mark: McConnell heads to the top turnbuckle.. Whats he got in mind? MOONSAULT!
Rhino: JOBBER ROLLS.. JOBBER ROLLS..
Mark: McConnell catches nothing but mat! And both men are down! Ref starts the count..
Rhino: One… Two… Three… Four… Five… Six…
Mark: Jobber getting to his feet.. McConnell up too.. Jobber kicks McConnell in the gut and pushes him back towards the ropes.. Another kick to the gut.. Jobber hooks him.. GIMMICK.. GIMMICK..
Rhino: He just dropped McConnells neck right over the ropes, as he did before!
Mark: McConnell drops to the mat.. The ref with the count..
Rhino: One… Two… Three… Four…
Mark: Jobber getting onto the apron.. McConnell starting to stir..
Rhino: Seven… Ei-
Mark: McConnell to his feet and turns around.. Jobber with a springboard! GIMMICK!
Rhino: Everytime he hits that, McConnell’s neck takes an incredible impact..
Mark: McConnell is down.. The ref counting once more.. And he’s up to 3.. Jobber back to the apron..
Rhino: Five… Six… Seven.. EIGHT…
Mark: McConnell staggers back to his feet.. Jobber with a second springboard… GIMM-
Rhino: FIVE STAR SUPERKICK.. THE KICK CONNECTS..
Mark: McConnell down! Jobber still on his feet!
Rhino: Don’t let that fool you.. The look on his face simply says “I’m out cold”..
Mark: McConnell back to his feet and off the ropes.. FLYING FOREARM.. Jobber goes down and both me are on the mat! The ref counts..
Rhino: One… Two… Three… Four… Five…
Mark: Jobber beginning to stir.. McConnell seems to still be out..
Rhino: Seven… EIGHT…
Mark: NIP UP! McConnell’s up! And Jobber gets to his feet at nine.. McConnell with several quick punches, keeping Jobber off guard.. McConnell whips Jobber into the corner.. McConnell charges in but catches a hard back elbow.. McConnell goes for a right.. Jobber ducks.. Jobber’s got McConnell up on his shoulders!
Rhino: Look out McConnell!
Mark: Jobber moves back towards the turnbuckle.. and drops McConnell! McConnell catches himself, makign sure he doesn’t go headfirst into the turnbuckle.. Jobber goes to grab McConnell but catches an elbow to the face.. Jobber stumbling back, turning from McConnell..
Rhino: Uh oh.. McConnell just crouched down and is measuring Jobber up..
Mark: Jobber turns around.. JUMPING CUTT-NO! Jobber pushes McConnell into the ropes! Jobber goes for a clothesline, McConnell ducks and stops.. PSY-KO! Jobber didn’t even have a chance to turn around!
Rhino: McConnell couldn’t hit the cutter from the front.. So he hit the same move from behind, turning it into a neckbreaker.
Mark: Jobber down.. McConnell telling the ref not to count as he gets to his own feet.. McConnell ascending the turnbuckles.. And McConnell gets crotched! Jobber just shoved the ref into the ropes!
Rhino: Jobber knew he couldn’t afford to take a frogsplash right about now..
Mark: Jobber stumbles over to McConnell and begins laying in rights as he too climbs the turnbuckle.. McConnell tries to fight back, but Jobber keeps on him.. Jobber hooks the head.. HE’S TRYING THE GIMMICK.. McConnell blocks!
Rhino: That would end the match right there!
Mark: McConnell fighting the Gimmick.. Jobber with a few more rights.. THE GIMM-NO! McConnell is holding on! Jobber can’t get over him!
Rhino: McConnell is holding on for his life..
Mark: McConnell with several punches to Jobbers gut.. Jobber in trouble now.. McConnell quickly slams Jobbers head on the top turnbuckle.. McConnell puts him under.. FLIP PILEDR-NO!
Rhino: Jobber is holding onto the ropes!
Mark: McConnell is trying to put all his weight downwards so that Jobber will let go of the ropes, but Jobber refuses to! Jobber leans forwards and McConnell is sat back on the turnbuckle.. We’ve now got a fist fight on the top rope..
Rhino: This could go any way.
Mark: Jobber starts headbutting.. McConnell is reeling.. And Jobber nails a hurricarana! Both men to the mat!
Rhino: By this point, theres nothing but addrenaline running through these guys.. They’ve lost so much blood..
Mark: The has begun counting.. Jobber is to his feet.. McConnell stirring..
Rhino: Four… Five… Six…
Mark: I think Jobber knows McConnell isn’t done yet.. Jobber in the corner waiting.. …And he’s calling for a superkick?
Rhino: EIGHT… NINE…
Mark: McConnell up and turns around.. SUPERKICK! DUCKED! Jobber turns, SUPERKICK! DUCKED AGAIN! McConnell turns around, Jobber with a kick to the gut.. GIMMICK! NO! McConnell gives Jobber TOO much momentum and he overturns onto his feet! McConnell with a back elbow right to Jobbers neck! Jobber stumbles into the ropes.. McConnell seems out of it.. Jobber charges.. PSYKO BOMB.. PSYKO BOMB!
Rhino: McConnell nails that modified sitout spinebuster! We haven’t seen that for ages! But once again.. Both men are down..
Mark: The ref has begun his count, but just how many more times can they get to their feet?
Rhino: Two… Three… Four… Five…
Mark: They’re beginning to stir..
Rhino: Six… Seven…
Mark: Can they break the count?
Rhino: EIGHT… NINE…
Mark: They’re up! McConnell with a hard right.. Jobber stumbling back into the ropes.. They bounce him back and he nails McConnell with a right of his own! McConnell stumbles back into the ropes and bounces back with another right!
Rhino: At this point, these men can barely stand..
Mark: Jobber stumbles off the ropes and goes for a right.. McConnell ducks.. Jobber turns.. SUPERKICK! NO! DUCKED! Jobber with a kick to the gut.. GHETTOGREE.. GHETTOGREE..
Rhino: Thats Jobbers version of a pedigree.. And its effective! Both men are down!
Mark: The exhuastion too much! The ref counts!
Rhino: One… Two… Three…
Mark: Neither man moving..
Rhino: Four… Five… Six…
Mark: They’re beginning to stir and pull themselves up..
Rhino: Seven… EIGHT… NINE…
Mark: MCCONNELL COLLAPSES! JOBBER WINS!
Rhino: Maybe so, but Jobber just collapsed back to the mat.. Doesn’t look much like a winner at the moment.
Kitana Baker:Ladies and gentlemen.. Your winner.. AND NEEEW.. EWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.. THE LONE JOBBER..
Mark: Both men in a pool of their own blood..
Rhino: And it was all for one thing.. The EWA World Heavyweight Championship..
Mark: Paramedics and EMTs down to the ring to check on these men.. They’re both rolled out of the ring, yet both seem to be refusing to be put on a stretcher..
Rhino: Just think, McConnell has another match to go through.
Mark: Jason Cain helping McConnell stand.. And.. I’ll be damned, Cain just helped Jobber to his feet too!
Rhino: Thats a sign of respect right there and these fans are giving those two men a standing ovation..
Mark: Jason Cain is helping both these men to the back.. Lets get back to the ring..
EWA Championship Lights of Christmas Match
Retro Playa(c) vs The Dark One
Kitana Baker:This next contest is set for a LIGHTS OF CHRISTMAS MATCH… And is for the EWA Championship…Introducing first… The Challenger… From Salisbury Plain, England… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… THE DARK ONE…
(“The Druid” plays as The Dark One enters the arena…)
Kitana Baker:His opponent… From Chicago, IL… Weighing in at 234 Pounds…The EWA Champion… RETRO PLAYA…
(“Play that funky music” plays as Retro Playa enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this one is underway… Retro Playa and Dark One hook up with a collar and elbow tie up… Both men are battling for position… Retro Playa backs Dark One in to the ropes… Retro Playa with a hard knife edge chop to the Dark One…
Al Snow:Is this where Rhino goes Wooo?
Mark:Yes…
Al Snow:Okay… WOOO!
Mark:Dark One slaps Retro Playa right across the face…Retro Playa slaps Dark One right across the face…
Al Snow:Things are getting interesting now…
Mark:Dark One kicks Retro Playa in the midsection and he follows it up with a couple of uppercuts… Dark One whips Retro Playa in to the ropes… Retro Playa comes off the ropes… High Back Body Drop by Dark One…
Al Snow:Retro Playa was high up in the air and he was as high as the lights that are hanging around the ring…
Mark:Dark One now goes behind Retro Playa and nails him with a german release suplex…
Al Snow:Dark One needs to do something that will knock out Retro Playa if he wants to become the EWA Champion…
Mark:Retro Playa gets back up to his feet… Dark One hooks him up… Retro Playa blocks the suplex… Retro Playa hooks him up… Brainbuster by Retro Playa…
Al Snow:Dark One was dropped right on his head…
Mark:Retro Playa is now heading to the top rope…
Al Snow:Dark One is back up on his feet…
Mark:Flying Clothesline by Retro Playa connecting on The Dark One…
Al Snow:The champion is building momentum…
Mark:The Retro Playa now hooks up The Dark One…
Al Snow:Could be time for the Cutting Edge…
Mark:Retro Playa has him hooked up…Retro drops him…
Al Snow:I think Retro Playa was blinded by the light…
Mark:Dark One now takes advantage and drops him with a DDT… Dark One continues to stomp away at Retro Playa…
Al Snow:Dark One is now bringing a steel chair in to the ring…
Mark:Dark One has Retro Playa setup… DARK CALLING! NO! Retro Playa gets out of it… Playa hooks him up… CUTTING EDGE ON TO THE STEEL CHAIR!
Al Snow:The referee is checking on The Dark One…
Mark:He says that this match needs to continue…
Al Snow:Retro Playa is climbing up to the top rope and he has pulled down a big light bulb…
Mark:Dark One staggers to his feet… Retro Playa leaps off the top rope… LIGHT BULB TO THE SKULL!
Al Snow:That just broke right over his head…
Mark:The referee checks on Dark One… ITS OVER!
Kitana Baker:Here is your winner and STILL EWA CHAMPION… RETRO PLAYA…
Al Snow:Retro Playa retains his championship here tonight and did it in an unusual fashion…
Mark:He sure did… Al… Its now main event time…
Al Snow:I have been waiting all night for this one…
Mark:So I have… So lets get to the introductions…
Ladder Match
Referee-Purgatory
Shawn Michaels vs William McConnell vs Rob Van Dam
Kitana Baker:Tonights Main Event is a TRIPLE THREAT LADDER MATCH… The Special Guest Referee… PURGATORY… Now introducing first… The Participants… First From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS…
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Kitana Baker:His opponent… From Evansville, Indiana… Weighing in at 226 Pounds… The Answer WILLIAM McCONNELL…
(“The Answer” plays as William McConnell enters the arena…)
Kitana Baker:And their opponent…From Battle Creek, Michigan… Weighing in at 225 Pounds… The Whole Fucking Show… ROB… VAN… DAM…
(“Walk” plays as Rob Van Dam enters the arena…)
Al Snow:All three of these men are fan favorites and all three men got huge ovations when they came down to the ring…
Rhino:60,000 Fans Strong are cheering these three men and nothing has happened just yet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels and William McConnell are staring at Rob Van Dam as Purgatory calls for the bell…
Rhino:Well this match up is now officially underway…
Mark:McConnell and Rob Van Dam are staring at Shawn Michaels…
Al Snow:Out of everyone William McConnell is at a disadvantage as he lost the World Heavyweight Championship less than 30 minutes ago…
Rhino:He is battered and bruised but he his here and ready to fight…
Mark:McConnell and Shawn Michaels look at one another… Double Superkick… RVD ducks the double superkick… RVD with a double clothesline to Shawn Michaels and William McConnell…
Rhino:Van Dam is so quick and showed it right there when he moved out of the way from the double superkick…
Mark:RVD now whips McConnell in to the corner… From behind Shawn Michaels nails RVD with a couple of right hands… Shawn Michaels with an irish whip… Reversal by Rob Van Dam… HBK comes off the ropes… RVD does a split as Shawn Michaels leaps over RVD… RVD comes off the ropes… Monkey Flip by Rob Van Dam…
Al Snow:RVD showing off his flexability right there…
Rhino:Shawn is right back up…
Mark:Rob Van Dam charges at Shawn Michaels and nails him with a clothesline…
Rhino:Shawn has hung on to the ropes…
Mark:Shawn Michaels skins the cat back in to the ring…
Al Snow:Thats Vintage Shawn Michaels…
Mark:McConnell charges right back with a clothesline sending Shawn Michaels over the top rope and to the floor he goes…
Rhino:It now leaves Rob Van Dam and William McConnell staring one another down in the center of the ring…
Mark:Rob Van Dam kicks McConnell in the midsection and backs him up in to the corner with forearm shots…
Al Snow:Purgatory is setting up a table in the ring…
Mark:RVD with shoulder blocks to William McConnell… RVD with a back flip and charges in with another shoulder block…
Rhino:McConnell is staggering out of the corner now…
Mark:Spin Heel Kick by Rob Van Dam taking off the head of the former World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels has a ladder and is about to bring it back in to the ring…
Al Snow:Baseball Slide by RVD…
Mark:Effective move by Rob Van Dam knocking the ladder back in the face of Shawn Michaels…
Al Snow:We are seeing the showcase of Rob Van Dam at the moment…
Rhino:He sure is showing us why he is the whole fucking show…
Mark:Van Dam now brings the ladder back in to the ring…
Al Snow:Purgatory has brought a ladder of his own in to the ring and has set it up right underneath the briefcase that is hanging above the ring…
Mark:Rob Van Dam charges with the ladder at William McConnell… McConnell with a droptoe hold and Rob Van Dam goes face first in to the ladder…
Rhino:Smart move by The Answer…
Mark:William McConnell scoops up and slams RVD on to the ladder…
Al Snow:The Answer is going to fly…
Mark:Moonsault by The Answer landing right on top of RVD…
Rhino:RVD is really hurting at the moment after that…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is back in the ring… McConnell walks right in to a steel chair shot by HBK…
Rhino:HBK sets up the second ladder and is climbing up the ladder…
Mark:Rob Van Dam is climbing up the other ladder…
Al Snow:Its a battle for the briefcase on the top of two ladders…
Rhino:I think William is going to join the party right now…
Al Snow:Purgatory is moving the table closer to the ladders…
Mark:Its a three way fist fight on the top of the two ladders…
Rhino:Who is going to win out?
Mark:Thumb to the eye by Shawn Michaels to Rob Van Dam…
Al Snow:McConnell just said something to Shawn Michaels and it looks like Shawn Michaels has agree to whatever it is…
Mark:McConnell and Shawn Michaels hook up Rob Van Dam… DOUBLE SUPLEX THROUGH THE TABLE! GOES ROB VAN DAM…
Al Snow:I think Rob Van Dam is out cold…
Rhino:His head bounced off the canvas after he went through the table…
Al Snow:Purgatory is checking on him and has called for the medical staff…
Mark:Shawn Michaels and William McConnell are now off the ladders and are now trading right hands… Shawn Michaels backs William McConnell in to the corner…Hard Knife Edge Chop by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:WOOO!
Al Snow You could really feel that one…
Mark:One more for good messure by Shawn Michaels to William McConnell…
Al Snow:Rob Van Dam is being helped to the back and the look in his eyes shows that he could have a concussion…
Rhino:So I guess its just Shawn Michaels and William McConnell now…
Mark:Shawn Michaels with a swinging neck breaker to William McConnell…
Rhino:Shawn is now setting up the ladder in the corner…
Mark:McConnell is back up… Hard Irish whip by Shawn Michaels sending William McConnell in to the ladder…McConnell staggers out and Shawn Michaels with a body slam…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now climbing up the turnbuckles…
Al Snow:I think Shawn is going of ride…
Mark:HBK rides the ladder right down on to William McConnell…
Rhino:I think all of the punishment is catching up to William McConnell as he is rolling around in some pain right now…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now picks up the ladder and is standing over The Answer… Ladder right to the ribs by Shawn Michaels…
Al Snow:Here comes one more…
Mark:One more shot to the ribs by The Heartbreak Kid…
Rhino:What is Purgatory doing?
Al Snow:Looks like he has setup a ladder in the middle of the ring and setup a couple of tables near the ropes…
Rhino:Purgatory always up to something…
Mark:Shawn Michaels sees that the ladder has been setup is going to take advantage of the situation that William McConnell is in…As Shawn Michaels begins to climb up the ladder…
Rhino:William is starting to move…
Mark:The Answer is up and shoves the ladder over and HBK goes crashing through the table…
Al Snow:This is Will’s chance to climb up the ladder and get the briefcase…
Rhino:He is using the ropes to hold himself up as he is really hurting…
Mark:McConnell picks up a steel chair…
Rhino:Shawn is now pulling himself up to his feet…
Mark:HBK walks right in to a hard chair shot from PYB…
Rhino:William McConnell isnt done yet as he is moving the ladder closer to the corner…
Al Snow:Looks like he has something planned…
Mark:McConnell moves the table closer as well… William picks up Shawn Michaels and lays him out on the table…
Al Snow:I think we are going to see a little bit of the Star Attraction right now…
Mark:William McConnell begins to climb up the ladder…
Al Snow:All I have to say is look out Shawn Michaels…
Mark:10.0 FROG SPLASH THROUGH THE TABLE!
Rhino:OH MY GOD! That was one hell of a move by The Answer…
Al Snow:In all honesty that was not the smartest move as he hurt himself…
Mark:Good point… But William is starting to get back up to his feet…
Rhino:I dont think we are going to see anymore of Shawn Michaels tonight…
Al Snow:Yeah he isnt moving…
Mark:William McConnell is climbing up the ladder that Purgatory had setup…
Rhino:There is no one who can stop him now…
Al Snow:Wait one second… Rob Van Dam is coming back down the ramp…
Rhino:I dont think William McConnell sees him…
Mark:Van Dam is up on the top rope… RVD DROPKICKS THE LADDER! And William McConnell goes crashing to the canvas…
Rhino:The big news is that Rob Van Dam is back in this match up…
Mark:Rob Van Dam now drags William McConnell to the corner… Split Leg Moonsault by RVD from the top rope…
Rhino:RVD is taking back over…
Al Snow:Van Dam just told Purgatory to get the big ladder…
Rhino:The Big Ladder?
Al Snow:Yes the Big Ladder…
Mark:Sbawn Michaels is staggering back up to his feet… Spin Heel Kick by RVD to HBK knocking him to the outside of the ring…
Al Snow:Purgatory is setting up the big ladder near the corner…
Mark:Rob Van Dam comes off the ropes… Rolling Thunder by RVD…
Rhino:Rob Van Dam is a house of fire right now and is now looking at the ladder…
Al Snow:The words Cool just came out of his mouth and he is now heading to the top of the 15 foot ladder…
Mark:Rob Van Dam does his normal thumb pose…
Al Snow:And the fans are chanting Rob Van Dam… Rob Van Dam…
Mark:Van Dam is about to fly…
Al Snow:INCOMING!
Mark:FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH MISSES!
Rhino:NO!
Mark:William McConnell at the last second moved out of the way…
Al Snow:Van Dam is in a tremendous amount of pain…
Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC TO RVD!
Rhino:RVD is out cold…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now setting up a ladder and is beginning to climb up the ladder…
Rhino:William McConnell is starting to move…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now reaching up for the briefcase…
Rhino:William just pulled the ladder out from underneath Shawn Michaels…
Al Snow:Shawn Michaels is just hanging on to rings above the ring…
Rhino:McConnell is now climbing up the twenty foot ladder…
Al Snow:What does he have planned?
Mark:McConnell dives at Shawn Michaels… SPEAR!
Al Snow:HOLY SHIT!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is not moving…
Mark:McConnell is the only one moving… Van Dam and Shawn Michaels are out cold…
Rhino:McConnell is now climbing up the ladder…
Mark:Van Dam is starting to move and is climbing up the other side…William McConnell reaches up and grabs the Briefcase…ITS OVER!
Kitana Baker:Here is your winner WILLIAM McCONNELL!
Al Snow:What a match up…
Rhino:I agree…This was a great way to end the year 2005…
Mark:The Year 2006 is going to bring change…
Al Snow:Shane McMahon has just walked out on to the stage and he is appluading all three men…
Mark:The 60,000 fans are giving all three men a standing ovation…
Rhino:Its Subway…
Mark:Subway and Shane McMahon are face to face and they are both going back and forth…
Al Snow:Guys… I am being told something…
Rhino:What?
Al Snow:Omega has named these two men Co-Vice Presidents…
Rhino:NO WAY!
Al Snow:Yes Way!
Mark:Wow… 2006 is going to be interesting…
Rhino:Those two are really doing some trash talking…
Al Snow:Seems like it is heating up already…
Mark:It sure does…For Al Snow and Rhino… I am Mark… Happy New Year everyone and we will see you in 2006…
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