Saturday Night Torture 02-10-07
Mark:Welcome to Indianapolis, Indiana for tonights presentation of Saturday Night Torture sponsored by eWazone.com… I am Mark, alongside my partner in crime, Rhino… And tonights Main Event could be uncomfortable for someone…
Rhino:The Bed of Nails Match will be something to see as Subway defends his EWA Television Championship against X-Pac…
Mark:Also here tonight we will see if Demon Child and Big Daddy Ace can co-exist as a tag team as they take on Dr. Cube and Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle…
Rhino:At Nightmare on EWA Boulevard, Demon Child and Big Daddy Ace took each other to the limits and tonight we will see if they can be a tag team for one night only…
Mark:Also here tonight we will see Triple H take on Edge with the winner entering the Extreme Bowl…
Rhino:Cant forget about the Cutting Edge…
Mark:Its going to be one hell of a night… And I dont think we should wait any longer… As we get to our opening contest…
Randy Orton vs Alex Shelley
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Behind The Camera… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… ALEX SHELLEY!
(“Paparazzi” plays as Alex Shelley enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From St. Louis, Missouri…Weighing in at 245 Pounds… One Half of the EWA Tag Team Champions… RANDY ORTON!
(“Burn in My Light” plays as Randy Orton enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell has sounded and this match up is now underway… Randy Orton locks up with Alex Shelley… Orton backs Shelley up in to the ropes and the referee steps in and asks for a clean break…
Rhino:Randy Orton with a cheap shot…
Mark:It was a thumb to the eye right there as Randy Orton now whips Alex Shelley off in to the ropes… Shelley comes off the ropes… Back Drop by Randy Orton…
Rhino:Alex Shelley is getting back up on to his feet slowly…
Mark:Alex Shelley turns around… Randy Orton comes charging in… Clothesline ducked by Alex Shelley… Randy Orton turns back around and gets caught with a dropkick right underneath the jaw…
Rhino:Orton got caught square in the jaw right there…
Mark:Alex Shelley goes for a quick cover 1………………2……….Kickout by Randy Orton…
Rhino:Randy Orton is getting back up on his feet in the corner…
Mark:Alex Shelley comes charging in… Monkey Flip sending Randy Orton out of the corner…Randy Orton is back up and gets caught right in the face with a flying back elbow by Alex Shelley…
Rhino:Right now Alex Shelley is showing us something right here and now…
Mark:Rated RKO attacked Alex Shelley for no reason last week and now its Alex Shelley’s turn to get a little bit of revenge…
Rhino:Alex is now waiting for Randy Orton to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Kick to the midsection by Shelley… Vertical Suplex… No… Orton gets out of it as he lands on his feet… Inverted Backbreaker by Randy Orton…
Rhino:Randy had the neck of Alex Shelley hooked as he connected with the backbreaker…
Mark:Randy Orton now begins to stomp at the chest of Alex Shelley…
Rhino:He is really laying in the boots to him right here and now…
Mark:Randy Orton now waits for Alex Shelley to get back up on to his feet… Hard Uppercuts by the Legend Killer…As he now backs Alex Shelley in to the corner… Randy Orton with a hard irish whip in to the corner…
Rhino:Alex Shelley hit the corner with a tremendous amount of velocity as he went right down to the canvas…
Mark:Randy Orton now picks up Alex Shelley and whips him in to the ropes… Powerslam by Randy Orton…
Rhino:The Legend Killer is now eyeing up Alex Shelley…
Mark:I think we are about to see the end of Alex Shelley right here and now…
Rhino:Alex Shelley is slowly getting back up on his feet…
Mark:R-K-O! Connects!
Rhino:I think that’s gonna be it right here and now…
Mark:Randy Orton hooks the leg 1……………………..2……………..3……. He Got Him!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner RANDY ORTON!
Rhino:The Legend Killer was dominant here tonight in Indianapolis, Indiana at Saturday Night Torture…
Mark:We will see Randy Orton later on here tonight as he will be apart of the Cutting Edge Segment here on the show… But right now its time for our next contest as we send it back down to the PA Announcer for the introductions…
Lone Jobber vs Oni Matanei
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Toyko, Japan… Weighing in at 226 Pounds… ONI MATANEI!
(“Harvester of Sorrows” plays as Oni Matanei enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From The Slaughter House… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… LONE JOBBER!
(“I Want it All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Lone Jobber and Oni Matanei face to face in the center of the ring… Oni Matanei goes right after Lone Jobber as he connects with a couple of knife edge chops across the chest… Oni Matanei backs Lone Jobber up in to the ropes… Irish whip… Lone Jobber comes off the ropes… Oni Matanei goes for a clothesline…
Rhino:Lone Jobber ducks the clothesline…
Mark:Oni Matanei turns back around and Lone Jobber connects with a big right hand… A couple of more follow up as Lone Jobber kicks him in the midsection… Neckbreaker by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now putting the boots to Oni Matanei…
Mark:Lone Jobber now hooks up Oni Matanei and connects with a vertical suplex… Lone Jobber goes for a cover 1………………….2………….Kickout by Oni Matanei…
Rhino:Oni Matanei is backing up in to the corner…
Mark:Lone Jobber with a couple of elbows to the side of the head of Oni Matanei in the corner… Lone Jobber now whips him in to the farside corner… Oni Matanei comes out of the corner… Lone Jobber charges in… Back Drop by Oni Matanei…
Rhino:Oni Matanei saw him coming in and was able to duck out of the way and connect with the back drop…
Mark:Lone Jobber is getting back up on to his feet…Enziguri Kick by Oni Matanei catching Lone Jobber right in the back of the head…
Rhino:Oni Matanei is now heading to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Oni Matanei is standing on the ring apron…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Springboard COKESCREW PRESS!
Rhino:What a move that was…
Mark:Cover 1………………………2……………………3…….NO! Lone Jobber got his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was really close right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber is using the ropes to get back up on to his feet… Oni Matanei kicks him in the midsection as he now sends him off in to the ropes… Spinning Wheel Kick connects by Oni Matanei…
Rhino:Oni Matanei has control of this match up right now…
Mark:Oni Matanei goes for the cover on Lone Jobber 1………………………….2……………..Kickout again by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is in some real trouble now as he is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Oni Matanei scoops up and slams Lone Jobber back down to the canvas…
Rhino:Oni Matanei is now heading up to the top rope…
Mark:SHOOTING STAR LEG DROP! NO! LONE JOBBER MOVED!
Rhino:At the last second Lone Jobber moved out of the way of the Shooting Star Leg Drop from Oni Matanei…
Mark:Oni Matanei is staggering up on to his feet… Lone Jobber kicks him in the midsection… Implant DDT by Lone Jobber… As he now hooks the leg 1……………………….2……………3……NO! Oni Matanei gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:The momentum was in the favor of Oni Matanei but it has now shifted to Lone Jobber…
Mark:High risk moves can either work or backfire and it has backfired thus far for Oni Matanei…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now waiting for him to get up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber sets him up… THE GIMMICK! NO! Oni Matanei counters the gimmick… As he connects with a couple of chops to the chest…
Rhino:He had the Gimmick scouted…
Mark:Oni Matanei spins Lone Jobber around… Superkick! No! Ducked by Lone Jobber… Lone Jobber spins him around… THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:Now he hit his move…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks the leg 1……………..2……………….3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LONE JOBBER!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is looking to build up some momentum as we head in to the 2007 Extreme Bowl…
Mark:Lone Jobber is looking to defend that crown… But right now its time for some more EWA Action…Wait one second… Something is going on backstage…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo has been laid out…
Mark:That’s Jarrod Knox…
Rhino:Why in the world would he lay out Megumi Kudo?
Mark:Jarrod Knox just signed with the EWA and I guess he wants to teach Megumi Kudo some sort of lesson…
Rhino:I guess we wont be seeing Megumi Kudo in action here tonight…
Mark:I dont think we are… But lets get back to the ring for our next contest…
Buck Diamondback vs Doug Kinsella
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Salt Lake City, Utah…Weighing in at 300 Pounds… BUCK DIAMONDBACK!
(“Cowboys From Hell” plays as Buck Diamondback enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Dayton, Ohio… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… DOUG KINSELLA!
(“Open Your Eyes” plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)
Mark:Buck Diamondback is telling Doug Kinsella to bring it… Doug Kinsella charges right at Buck Diamondback… Buck Diamondback ducks the clothesline and connects with a samoan drop driving his weight down on to Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Buck is now putting the boots Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Right now Buck Diamondback picks up Doug Kinsella as he now sends him in to the corner… Running Splash Connects… As the Cowboy From Utah drives all of his weight in to Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Big Time Lariat by Buck Diamondback…
Rhino:He was looking to take Doug Kinsella’s head off right there and I think he accomplished that…
Mark:Buck Diamondback goes for a cover 1……………………2…………… Doug Kinsella gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:You have to wonder how healthy Doug Kinsella is coming in to this match up as last week at Nightmare on EWA Boulevard he went to Hell with Shane McMahon inside the Hell in a Cell…
Mark:That is a good point and we are seeing that he has been unable to get started in this match up…
Rhino:Buck Diamondback is just wearing him down using his weight advantage over Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Bear Hug is being applied by Buck Diamondback as he continues to squeeze the life out of Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is trying to get to the ropes…
Mark:Headbutt by Doug Kinsella and he is able to break up the Bear Hug…
Rhino:That was a way to get out of the bear hug…
Mark:Doug Kinsella comes charging again… Powerslam by Buck Diamondback driving Doug Kinsella right in to the mat…
Rhino:Vicious Powerslam right there…
Mark:Buck Diamondback goes for a cover 1……………………..2…………………Doug Kinsella gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Buck Diamondback is really in control of this contest and that’s not a good thing for Doug Kinsella right now…
Mark:Buck Diamondback now whips Doug Kinsella in to the ropes… Flapjack… No… Countered in to a DDT by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Nice counter by Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Both men are down on the canvas…
Rhino:This is where Doug Kinsella needs to get back in to this match up…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is back up on his feet… A couple of right hands to Buck Diamondback backing him up in to the corner…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is just firing with those right hands…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is now climbing up the corner and is now hammering Buck Diamondback with right hands…
Rhino:The fans are counting along…
Mark:Eight, Nine and Ten…
Rhino:Buck Diamondback is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Running Bulldog by Doug Kinsella taking down Buck Diamondback… Doug Kinsella goes for a cover 1………………2…………. Buck Diamondback gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now waiting for Buck Diamondback to get up on to his feet…
Mark:Kick to the midsection… Swinging Neckbreaker by Doug Kinsella… As he now goes for another cover 1…………………..2………………Kickout again by Buck Diamondback…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now heading to the top rope…
Mark:Buck Diamondback is back up on his feet and he shakes the ropes as Doug Kinsella is now caught up on the top rope…
Rhino:He went for a high risk move and was unable to pull it off…
Mark:Buck Diamondback is now attempting to climb the ropes… Doug Kinsella nails him with a couple of right hands… Big Kick right to the head knocking Buck Diamondback off the middle rope…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now standing tall on the top rope…
Mark:Buck Diamondback is back up on his feet… Flying Crossbody! Connects! Heres the cover 1……………………2……………3………NO! Buck Diamondback gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now looking to go in for the kill right here and now…
Mark:FINAL ENCOUNTER! NO! Buck Diamondback counters… Doug Kinsella is sent off in to the ropes… WELCOME TO UTAH!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right here and now…
Mark:Buck Diamondback goes for the cover 1……………………….2………………..3…………NO! Doug Kinsella got his shoulder up…
Rhino:Buck Diamondback thought he had him right there…
Mark:Doug Kinsella found a way to kick out… But he is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Buck wants to drill him in to the mat one more time…
Mark:Doug Kinsella turns around… WELCOME TO UTAH! NO! Doug Kinsella counters it in to a DDT…
Rhino:He hit it once but was unable to hit it twice as Doug Kinsella was able to counter out…
Mark:Buck Diamondback is back up on his feet… Doug Kinsella spins him around… FINAL ENCOUNTER! Doug Kinsella now goes for the cover 1……………………….2…………………3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DOUG KINSELLA!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella was able to survive the attack from the Cowboy From Utah…
Mark:Doug Kinsella continues to roll on here in the EWA… As we now get set for what should be a highly competitive match up…
Shawn Michaels vs Mark Peora
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Salem, Illinois…Weighing in at 260 Pounds… MARK PEORA!
(“Slave New World” plays as Mark Peora enters the arena…)
Mark:Shawn Michaels and Mark Peora lock up in the center of the ring with a collar and elbow tie up…Mark Peora backs Shawn Michaels up in to the ropes and the referee steps in and breaks it up cleanly…
Rhino:There is a little tension as they move back in the center of the ring…
Mark:Shawn Michaels and Mark Peora lock up again… Shawn Michaels likes in a side headlock on Mark Peora… Mark Peora is trying to fight out of it…
Rhino:Peora is pulling on the hair of Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Mark Peora pushes Shawn Michaels off in to the ropes… HBK comes off the ropes… HBK Leap Frogs Mark Peora… Shawn Michaels comes back off the ropes… Mark Peora goes for a hiptoss… Shawn Michaels and counters it in to a hiptoss of his own…
Rhino:Mark Peora gets right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Mark Peora turns around and Shawn Michaels connects with an arm drag takedown…
Rhino:Shawn is grinding away at the arm of Mark Peora…
Mark:Mark Peora makes his way back up on to his feet… Peora goes for a couple of right hands as he now whips Shawn Michaels off in to the ropes… Mark Peora goes for a clothesline… Ducked by Shawn Michaels… Peora turns around and Shawn Michaels goes for a hip toss…
Rhino:Mark Peora blocked it this time…
Mark:Mark Peora scoops up and slams Shawn Michaels straight down to the canvas…Mark Peora now comes off the ropes and drops an elbow right down on Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Mark Peora is now putting the boots to Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now being backed up in to the corner by Mark Peora… Peora whips Shawn Michaels in to the farside corner… Shawn Michaels comes out of the corner…Mongolian Chop laying out Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Vicious Chop by Mark Peora…
Mark:Mark Peora now goes for a cover 1……………2……..Shawn Michaels gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now making his way back up on to his feet…
Mark:Mark Peora hooks up Shawn Michaels… Stalling Vertical Supex as he lets the blood rush to the head of Shawn Michaels before dropping him to the canvas… Mark Peora goes for another cover 1………………2……….Kickout again by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Mark Peora is now taking his time picking apart Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Mark Peora hooks up Shawn Michaels and drops him with a backbreaker…
Rhino:The focus of Mark Peora looks to be the back of Shawn Michaels as he just followed up the backbreaker with a knee drop to the lower back of Shawn Michaels…
Mark:One more knee to the lower back of Shawn Michaels by Mark Peora… Mark Peora continues to pound on the back of Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn is holding on to his back as he gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Hard Irish Whip sending Shawn in to the corner… Shawn Michaels staggers out of the corner… Spinebuster by Mark Peora driving Shawn Michaels down to the canvas…Mark Peora goes for another cover 1………………….2………………Kickout again by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:HBK is having trouble getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Mark Peora connects with a short arm clothesline… Mark Peora now hooks up Shawn Michaels and he locks in the Camel Clutch on the Heartbreak Kid…
Rhino:You can see the pain on his face right now…
Mark:Right now Shawn Michaels only focus is to get to the ropes…
Rhino:Will Shawn Michaels tap out?
Mark:Shawn Michaels gets his leg on the rope to break up the camel clutch…
Rhino:The damage was done though to the back of Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Mark Peora now whips Shawn Michaels in to the ropes… Tilt a Whirl Backbreaker by Mark Peora…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is in a tremendous amount of pain…
Mark:Mark Peora now goes for another cover on Shawn Michaels 1………………….2……………Kickout again by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is trying to use the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Mark Peora now kicks Shawn Michaels in the midsection… Sitdown Powerbomb!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels was just drilled in to the mat…
Mark:Mark Peora goes for another cover 1…………………………..2……………………..3………NO! Shawn Michaels gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was really close as Mark Peora thought he had the victory…
Mark:Mark Peora is now setting up Shawn Michaels again… Running Powerbomb! NO! Michaels hammers Mark Peora with right hands… Shawn Michaels with a sunset flip… 1………………..2………………. Kickout…
Rhino:Both men are back up…
Mark:Both men are back down again as they connected with a double clothesline…
Rhino:Mark Peora is slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is staggering around… A couple of right hands by Mark Peora… Peora whips Shawn Michaels in to the ropes… Shawn Michaels ducks a clothesline… Shawn Michaels comes off the farside… Flying Forearm Connects!
Rhino:Both men are down again…
Mark:The referee is counting both men down on the canvas…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels has been worn down in this match up…
Mark:Nip up by HBK…
Rhino:Seems like Shawn has his second wind…
Mark:Mark Peora is back up on to his feet… Right hands by Shawn Michaels… Peora staggers back around and HBK connects with an atomic drop…
Rhino:Mark Peora is being lined up…
Mark:Scoop up and a slam by HBK…Shawn Michaels follows the slam by stomping on the face of Mark Peora…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is heading to the top rope…
Mark:Mark Peora is back up on his feet… Double Axe Handle from the top rope connects by the Heartbreak Kid… Shawn Michaels now goes for the coverage 1………………….2………….Kickout by Mark Peora…
Rhino:Mark Peora is using the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:A couple of right hands by Michaels as he backs him up in to the corner…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is setting Mark Peora up on the top rope…
Mark:Superplex! Connects by HBK driving Mark Peora right in to the mat from the top rope… Shawn Michaels now goes for a cover 1………………………2…………………..3….NO! Kickout by Mark Peora…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now heading back up on to the top rope…
Mark:Flying Elbow Drop! Connects by Shawn Michaels driving his elbow right in to the chest of Mark Peora…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is in control right now…
Mark:Shawn Michaels hooks the leg of Mark Peora 1………………………….2…………………3…………NO! Mark Peora gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels thought he had him right there…
Mark:There is only one thing left for Shawn Michaels to do…
Rhino:The band is now being tuned up…
Mark:Mark Peora is slowly getting back up on to his feet…SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO! Peora Ducks… Peora goes behind Shawn Michaels… PEORA PLEX!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels missed his kick and he was dropped right on his head…
Mark:Mark Peora now goes for a cover 1………………………….2…………………….3……………NO! Shawn Michaels got his shoulder up…
Rhino:Mark Peora is getting up in the face of the referee right now…
Mark:Mark Peora is now waiting for Shawn Michaels to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is holding on to his lowerback as he uses the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Mark Peora goes behind Shawn Michaels… PEORA PLEX! NO! Shawn Michaels flipped backwards and landed on his feet…
Rhino:How in the world did he counter out of that…
Mark:Mark Peora turns around… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:The Showstopper hit the kick…
Mark:Shawn Michaels hooks the leg of Mark Peora… Cover 1……………….2………………………3……….. HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SHAWN MICHAELS!
Rhino:The Showstopper stole the show here tonight as he picks up the win over Mark Peora…
Mark:Mark Peora gave him a run for his money… But Shawn Michaels got the job done here tonight…Well, it seems we’ve got something going on in the ring as several tag teams have filed in.
Rhino: We’ve got Quicksilver, Camera Chaos, Minoru Suzuki & Yoshihiro Takayama, Generation Next, and The Naturals!
(“Metalingus/Burn In My Light” hits over the PA System as Rated RKO make their way down to ringside with chairs..)
Edge: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the Cutting Edge! Now, due to the overwhelming response from our invitation, we had to handpick these 5 teams to appear tonight here in the EWA..
Orton: Now, instead of interviewing each of you, Edge and I have decided to have decided to have the VERY FIRST Rated RKO Tag Team Invitational.. And you ten are the lucky entrants.
Edge: Now then, the goal is very simple. All you have to do is win this battle royal. (Edge and Orton unfold their chairs and sitdown) Give us a show, let us know who REALLY wants a shot at our EWA Tag Team Championships..
Orton: Oh, and the match starts NOW!
(Bell Rings)
Mark: Looks like we’ve got a match right now!
Rhino: And the winning team gets a shot at the EWA Tag Team titles!
Mark: Kind of hard to call the action at the moment, everyone trying to get their opponents over the top ropes and to the floor..
Rhino: Each one of these teams from a different company, it makes ya wonder just how many people tried to get this chance.
Mark: Camera Chaos working over Andy Douglas of The Naturals right infront of us. On the other side of the ring, Silve trying keep himself latched onto the turnbuckles as Suzuki and Austin Aries try to get him out. Ryder with a clubbing blow to their backs, saving his partner.
Rhino: This is a match where you DO NOT want to be alone. Normally, these situations are every man for himself.
Mark: Chase Stevens just came flying off the ropes, leveling Jay Jixhel with a clothesline.. Ned Tesseract laying into Stevens.. Irish whip by Tesseract, Stevens reverses.. Right into Roderick Strong! BACKBREAKER..
Rhino: Strong famous for the many ways he can nail a backbreaker and we just saw one!
Mark: Strong trying to get Tesseract over the ropes.. Ryder joining him.. Tesseract almost over! He’s able to hold on though, landing on the apron..
Rhino: Close one for Camera Chaos..
Mark: Takayama on fire, taking everyone in his way down! Takayama grabs Douglas by the head and charges the rope! Silve with a drop toehold! Takayama throat first on the top rope.. Douglas trying to push him over.. Silve with a tiger feint through the ropes, grabs Takayama! HURRICARANA!
Rhino: Takayama is gone! Orton and Edge looking impressed..
Mark: Silve back into the ring.. And right back out thanks to Douglas!
Rhino: You CANNOT take your eye off anyone in this.
Mark: Ryder stomping away at Aries in the corner.. Camera Chaos focusing on Suzuki, trying to get him to join his partner on the outside.. Strong and Stevens going at.. Douglas intervenes, saving his partner.. Strong now being forced to the outside by The Naturals.. Ryder picking up Aries and whips him right into the Naturals! Roderick Strong is out!
Rhino: Oh man, Aries inadvertenly eliminated his own partner!
Mark: Aries charges the Naturals.. Double backbody drop over the top!
Rhino: And Aries is gone!
Mark: One team has been fully eliminated. Camera Chaos and The Naturals the only teams left, everyone else is scattered.
Rhino: You gotta figure the two teams have the best chance to win their title shot.
Mark: The Naturals and Camera Chaos are now face to face. Ryder just clotheslined Camera Chaos from behind, running them right into the Naturals!
Rhino: Thats how you take out the odds.
Mark: Or piss’em off. Camera Chaos and The Naturals all beating down Ryder!
Rhino: What a way for the numbers to turn!
Mark: Ryder being torn apart in the corner! On the other side of the ring, Suzuki trying to get Aries over the ropes.. Aries sat up on the to.. Latches his legs under Suzuki’s arms and both men go over!
Rhino: And the field continues to shrink!
Mark: Looks like the alliance has been short lived as Camera Chaos and The Naturals are going at each other!
Rhino: We’ve got five men left and Orton and Edge are watching on closely..
Mark: Ned Tesseract double clotheslined over the top and he’s gone! Now the Naturals are measuring up Jay Jixhel.. They’ve got him set up for the Natural Disaster! Ryder just shoved all three men at the ropes! Jixhel and Stevens go over!
Rhino: There’s two men left!
Mark: Wait, what the hell.. Edge and Orton just stormed the ring.. SPEAR.. Ryder taken out by Edge, Orton turns Douglas around.. RKO!
Rhino: I thought they wanted a winner, here!
Mark: Orton and Edge just tossed both men over the ropes and are posing in the ring..
Rhino: So much for this Invitational..
Mark: WAIT! DX is in the ring! Triple H turns Edge around, kick to the gut.. SWEET CHIN MUSIC TO ORTON.. PEDIGREE TO EDGE..
Rhino: DX just got a bit of revenge!
Mark: Orton and Edge rolling to the outside and they’re pissed! Triple H is taunting Edge about their match later tonight!
Rhino: Oh man, I can’t wait for that.
Mark:That’s Our Main Event… But it is now time for our next contest…
Demon Child & Big Daddy Ace vs Dr. Cube & Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… Representing Dr. Cube’s Posse… KUNG-FU CHICKEN NOODLE & DR. CUBE!
(“I Feel Pretty” plays as Dr. Cube & Kung Fu Chicken Noodle enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… First…From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 269 Pounds… DEMON CHILD!
(“Voodoo” plays as Demon Child enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His partner… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in 259 Pounds… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… BIG DADDY ACE!
(“Riot Maker” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Mark:Well it will be Dr. Cube starting it out against Demon Child…
Rhino:We are going to see how well Big Daddy Ace and Demon Child will work together after what took place at Nightmare on EWA Boulevard…
Mark:Demon Child and Big Daddy Ace will battle one more time One on One at Extreme Bowl… With the winner being the Last Man Standing…
Rhino:They will have to work together if they are going to make it to Extreme Bowl…
Mark:Dr. Cube hammers Demon Child with a couple of right hands…Demon Child comes back and hammers him with a couple of right hands of his own…
Rhino:Demon Child is being backed up in to the ropes…
Mark:Dr. Cube whips Demon Child in to the ropes… Back Elbow by Dr. Cube as Demon Child came off the rope… Running Leg Drop by Dr. Cube on to the face of Demon Child…
Rhino:He hit the Number One Contender with a big leg drop…
Mark:Dr. Cube goes for a cover 1…………..2………Demon Child kicks out…
Rhino:Demon Child is being brought in to the Posse’s corner…
Mark:Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle gets the tag in from Dr. Cube… Both men hook up Demon Child… Front Face Suplex dropping Demon Child straight to the mat…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace watches on as the number one contender gets taken out by Dr. Cube’s Posse…
Mark:Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle comes off the ropes… Senton Splash by Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle… As now Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle goes for a cover 1……………………2……………Kickout by Demon Child…
Rhino:Demon Child is being brought in to the corner…
Mark:Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle starts driving his shoulder in to the midsection of Demon Child…Irish whip by Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle… Reversal by Demon Child sending Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle in to the corner…
Rhino:Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Running Bulldog connects by Demon Child…As now Demon Child goes for a cover on Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle 1………………..2…………….Kickout by Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle…
Rhino:Demon Child is now putting the boots to Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle…
Mark:Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle is back up on his feet… Demon Child hooks him up… Brainbuster by the Number One Contender Demon Child dropping Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle right on his head…
Rhino:Demon Child is now doing some damage to Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle…
Mark:Demon looks over at Ace and Ace doesn’t want the tag…
Rhino:Well it looks like they arent going to be working as a team here tonight…
Mark:Demon Child whips Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle in to the ropes… Demon Child ducks his head… Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle kicks him right in the head… Demon Child turns around… DDT by Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle…
Rhino:Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle is dragging Demon Child to the corner now…
Mark:Dr. Cube is now on the middle rope… Headbutt from the middle rope down on to Demon Child…
Rhino:Demon Child is now in a little bit of trouble…
Mark:Dr. Cube goes for the cover on Demon Child 1……………………2…………….Kickout by Demon Child…
Rhino:Dr. Cube tags back in Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle…
Mark:Double Powerbomb by Dr. Cube’s Posse driving Demon Child right in to the mat…
Rhino:I think it could be over right here and now…
Mark:Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle hooks the leg 1…………………2………………Big Daddy Ace comes in and kicks Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle right in to the head to break it up…
Rhino:Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle tags back out…
Mark:Demon Child is back up on his feet… Dr. Cube and Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle whip Demon Child in to the ropes…
Rhino:Blind Tag…
Mark:Double Flapjack by Dr. Cube’s Posse on to Demon Child…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is the legal man…
Mark:Dr. Cube turns around… SPEAR!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace just speared Dr. Cube through the ropes…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now spins Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle around and hammers him with right hands…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is picking his spot right here and now…
Mark:Kick to the midsection by Big Daddy Ace… ACE CRUSHER! NO! Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle lands on his feet…
Rhino:Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle is firing back at Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle hooks up Big Daddy Ace for a piledriver… Big Daddy Ace back drops him out of the ring…
Rhino:Dr. Cube is back in the ring…
Mark:Demon Child ducks the clothesline from Dr. Cube…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace has Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle hooked up…
Mark:ACE CRUSHER! DEMON DROP!
Rhino:They both hit their moves on Dr. Cube and Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks the leg of Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle… Cover 1…………………..2……………….3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners DEMON CHILD and BIG DADDY ACE!
Rhino:Demon Child and Big Daddy Ace are victorious here tonight…
Mark:Demon Child and Big Daddy Ace are face to face in the center of the ring…
Rhino:This thing is looking to explode right here and now…
Mark:And there they go… Right hands back and forth… As the Champ and the Challenger are slugging it out here…
Rhino:They both want to be the Last Man Standing and the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Officials are stepping in right now to breaking these two men apart…
Rhino:These two men will do battle at Extreme Bowl 2007…
Mark:One man will walk out as EWA World Heavyweight Champion… But for now… The EWA Television Championship is on the line… So lets get to the ring introductions…
EWA Television Championship Bed of Nails Match
Subway(c) vs X-Pac
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Bed of Nails Match for the EWA Television Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Minneapolis,Minnesota… Weighing in at 212 Pounds… X-PAC!
(“Make Some Noise” plays as X-Pac enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Wildwood, New Jersey… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… The EWA Television Champion… SUBWAY!
(“Insane in the Brain” plays as Subway enters the arena…)
Mark:Subway gets right up in the face of X-Pac and slaps him right across the face…
Rhino:The EWA Television Champion is looking to beat some respect in to X-Pac…
Mark:Subway now connects with a couple of forearm shots to X-Pac as he backs him up in to the ropes… Irish whip by Subway as he sends X-Pac in to the farside ropes…X-Pac comes off the farside and Subway knocks him down with a back elbow right underneath the jaw…
Rhino:Subway is now driving his elbow in to the throat of X-Pac…
Mark:Subway now comes off the ropes and drops an elbow right in to the face of X-Pac…
Rhino:It seems like Subway is out to make a point here tonight about how dominant of a champion he is…
Mark:Subway now pulls X-Pac up by his hair and whips him in to the corner… Running Clothesline in the corner by Subway…
Rhino:X-Pac is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Kick to the midsection… Double Arm DDT by the EWA Television Champion…
Rhino:Subway is now going to the outside of the ring…
Mark:It seems like Subway wants to make X-Pac feel some pain…
Rhino:That is the way it looks to me…
Mark:Subway is slidng the bed of nails in to the ring… X-Pac comes charging at the ropes as he dives in between the ropes and nails Subway…
Rhino:X-Pac launched himself through the ropes and has taken out the EWA Television Champion for the moment…
Mark:X-Pac grabs Subway by the hair and rams him face first in to the steel steps…
Rhino:Subway is trying to gather himself right now as X-Pac continues to work over him…
Mark:X-Pac whips Subway in to the steel guardrail…
Rhino:X-Pac is putting a hurting on Subway at the moment…
Mark:Subway gets rolled back in to the ring by X-Pac… Subway is up in the corner… X-Pac connects with a couple of kicks to the chest of Subway and one big roundhouse kick to the head of Subway by X-Pac…
Rhino:That really rattled some braincells of the EWA Television Champion…
Mark:X-Pac looks like he wants to ride a bronco… And that’s what he is doing as he connects with the Bronco Buster on the X-Core Soldier Subway…
Rhino:It seems like X-Pac has everything going his way right now…
Mark:X-Pac now lifts up the bed of nails and stands it up in the corner…
Rhino:Subway is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:X-Pac now whips Subway in to the Bed of Nails…
Rhino:Look at the pain on Subway’s face…
Mark:The Pain just turned to a big smile…
Rhino:Its like he enjoys the pain…
Mark:X-Pac now charges at Subway… Subway moves out of the way and he pushes X-Pac right in the bed of nails…
Rhino:His chest hit the bed of nails which has to really hurt…
Mark:X-Pac is staggering out… Subway lines him up… SUBLINE!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:Subway isnt done…
Rhino:No he isnt…
Mark:The Bed of Nails is being laid out in the ring by Subway…
Rhino:X-Pac is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Kick to the midsection… POWERBOMB ON TO THE BED OF NAILS!
Rhino:I think that’s gonna do it…
Mark:Subway hooks the leg 1……………………2………….3……. HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and Still EWA Television Champion SUBWAY!
Rhino:The X-Core Soldier continues his dominance as EWA Television Champion…
Mark:Yes he is as we now get set for our main event and after what happened on the Cutting Edge… Its going to be real interesting…
Winner is Entered in to the Extreme Bowl
Triple H vs Edge
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Game TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Toronto, Canada… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… One Half of the EWA Tag Team Champions… EDGE!
(“Metalingus” plays as Edge enters the arena…)
Mark:Triple H is waiting for Edge to get in to the ring…
Rhino:You can see that Edge wants to pick his spot to get in to the ring as he knows Triple H wants to take his head off…
Mark:Edge is up on the apron and Triple H charges after him… Edge jumps off the apron and now pulls on the leg of Triple H pulling him underneath the ropes…
Rhino:Edge saw him coming and was able to get him in to a position where he can be the aggressor…
Mark:Edge goes for a right hand… The Game blocks and hammers Edge with a couple of right hands…
Rhino:Triple H was ready for the attack…
Mark:Triple H now whips Edge in to the steel guardrail…Big clothesline by The Game taking Edge off of his feet…
Rhino:Edge is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Game scoops him up and slams him down right on to the ring apron…
Rhino:Triple H is now rolling Edge back in to the ring…
Mark:Edge is crawling back to the corner…
Rhino:Edge is asking for a timeout…
Mark:Edge grabs The Game and throws him shoulder first in to the steel ring post…
Rhino:It seems like Edge suckered him in right there…
Mark:Edge is now putting the boots to Triple H…
Rhino:He is really stomping away at The Game in the corner…
Mark:Edge pulls Triple H out of the corner… Edge hooks up Triple H and connects with a vertical suplex… Edge goes for a cover 1……………….2………………Kickout by Triple H…
Rhino:Edge is hammering Triple H with right hands to the midsection as he is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H gets sent in to the ropes by Edge… Spin Heel Kick by the one half of the EWA Tag Team Champions… Edge now goes for the cover 1……………2……….Kickout by The Game…
Rhino:Triple H is now using the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Edge now goes behind Triple H… Edge goes for a belly to back suplex… Triple H fires back with a couple of elbows to the side of the head… Which stopped Edge’s attempted at the Belly to Back Suplex…
Rhino:The Game now goes behind Edge…
Mark:Triple H is now the one who connects with the Belly to Back Suplex dropping Edge right on the back of his head… Triple H now goes for a cover 1…………….2…………Edge gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Edge is now getting back up on his feet…
Mark:A couple of knife edge chops to the chest of Edge…
Rhino:He is lighting him up…
Mark:Triple H now whips him in to the ropes… Running High Knee by Triple H…
Rhino:The Game was trying to take his head off with that knee and I think he was able to do it…
Mark:Triple H now comes off the ropes… Running Knee Drop by The Game… The Game gets right back up and drops one more knee right in to the face of Edge…
Rhino:Triple H has taken control of this match up…
Mark:Triple H now goes for the cover on Edge 1……………….2………..Edge gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Triple H is now picking Edge up…
Mark:Side Slam by The Game… Another cover 1………………..2………. Edge kicked out again…Right now Triple H grabs Edge by the hair and backs him up in to the corner…
Rhino:Edge is in a little bit of trouble right now as he is being put on the top rope…
Mark:Triple H hooks up Edge… Superplex… Blocked by Edge… Edge connects with a headbutt knocking The Game off the top rope…
Rhino:Edge is now standing up on the top rope…
Mark:SPEAR! Connects from the top rope by Edge…
Rhino:What a move that was…
Mark:Edge now gets himself together as he makes for the cover on Triple H 1……………………2……………………3…..NO! Triple H gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Edge is getting a little furious right now as he is getting up in the face of the referee…
Mark:Triple H is using the ropes to get back up on to his feet… Edge whips him in to the ropes… Powerslam by the Rated R Superstar…
Rhino:Edge is now waiting for Triple H to get up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H is staggering up on to his feet… Edge Charges… SPEAR! NO! The Game moved out of the way and Edge hit the turnbuckle hard…
Rhino:Edge went full steam ahead and it backfired…
Mark:Edge is turning around… SPINEBUSTER! As The Game drives Edge right in to the mat…
Rhino:Triple H is now trying to gather himself after delivering that Spinebuster on Edge…
Mark:Triple H goes for a cover on Edge 1………………………2……………………3…….NO! Edge gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was close right there…
Mark:Triple H is now waiting for Edge to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:I think we could be looking at a Pedigree coming up…
Mark:Edge is back up on his feet… Triple H kicks Edge in the midsection… PEDIGREE! NO! LOW BLOW! By Edge…
Rhino:That’s one way to stop a move from happening…
Mark:Edge is now trying to get himself together as he is getting back on his feet…
Rhino:Triple H is getting back up on to his feet right now…
Mark:Edge kicks him in to the Midsection… EDGECUTION! NO! Triple H blocks with a couple of shots to the midsection…
Rhino:Edge is firing back with a couple of right hands of his own…
Mark:Triple H is now taking charge with a couple of more right hands… Triple H whips Edge in to the ropes… Reversal by Edge… Edge goes charging with a clothesline… The Game ducks… Knee Buster by Triple H…
Rhino:Edge is staggeriing around…
Mark:Triple H with a kick to the midsection… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right here and now…
Mark:Triple H hooks the leg 1…………………………2………………….3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRIP…
William McConnell:(walking out on the stage) Hold on one second.
Rhino:What is William McConnell doing out here?
Mark:I have no idea… I know he is the acting Vice President with Shane McMahon on the shelf… But I do not know why he is out here right now…
William McConnell:Now I know Triple H, you are probably wondering why I am out here and I will tell you why. As you know, while Shane McMahon is recovering from injuries, I am your Vice President. Now with that comes the responsibility of looking over at all of the wrestlers contracts and I noticed Triple H, you did not fill out the proper paperwork to be cleared to wrestle here tonight, which means that your victory over Edge, is null and void, which means Edge, is the winner of the match and will now be entered in to the Extreme Bowl!
Rhino:What?
Mark:William McConnell just reversed the decision and awarded the match to Edge?
Rhino:Can he do that?
Mark:I think he just did… So Edge is going to the Extreme Bowl… William McConnell just Screwed over DX Once Again…How will Triple H react? We will find out when see you at Monday Night Madness! Good Night Everyone!
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