Thursday Night Chaos 02-21-08
Mark:Welcome to The Rose Garden… Welcome to Portland, Oregon for EWA Thursday Night Chaos… And here tonight Rhino…We will crown new EWA Tag Team Champinos…
Rhino:That is right as tonight the Nasty Bois and the team of Lone Jobber and Purgatory will do battle to determine which team will walk out with the gold…
Mark:Plus here tonight in our Main Event we will see if Kamikaze stop Christian’s roll and try to take the EWA Television Championship away from him…
Rhino:Also tonight John Cena will take on the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Those two could really tear down the house…
Rhino:That they could Mark…
Mark:Plus we will see if Alexis Laree can over come Stephanie McMahon’s latest challenge as she sends Hellraiser at Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Its going to be a really interesting night tonight Mark…
Mark:Indeed it will and we cant forget about the return of the Rated R Superstar Edge…
Rhino:This is going to be a night many will never forget…
Mark:So lets get started with our opening contest…
The Saint vs Matt Morgan
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 249 Pounds… THE SAINT!
(“Adrenaline” plays as The Saint enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Fairfield, Ct… Weighing in at 350 Pounds… Accompanied to the ring by Christy Hemme… MATT MORGAN!
(Matt Morgan’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and we are underway here at Thursday Night Chaos… The Saint goes after Matt Morgan and nails him with right hands… Matt Morgan shoves The Saint backwards in to the ropes…
Rhino:The Saint gives up a hundred pounds to Matt Morgan…
Mark:The Saint gets back up on to his feet and charges at Matt Morgan…Matt Morgan goes for a clothesline… The Saint ducks underneath…
Rhino:The Saint is coming back off in the ropes…
Mark:Flying Clothesline! By The Saint…
Rhino:Matt Morgan is staggering on his feet…
Mark:The Saint charges at him again… Big Boot! By Matt Morgan…
Rhino:Matt Morgan took his head off with that shot..
Mark:The Saint is now staggering back up on to his feet…Matt Morgan lifts him up by the throat… Choke Bomb!
Rhino:The Saint was just driven straight in to the mat…
Mark:Matt Morgan covers The Saint 1…………………….2……………Kickout by The Saint…
Rhino:Right now The Saint is using the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Matt Morgan hooks up The Saint… Side Walk Slam!
Rhino:The Saint is really in trouble at the moment…
Mark:Matt Morgan goes for the cover 1……………………2………………..3…….No! The Saint kicks out again…
Rhino:Right now The Saint needs to mount som offense if he wants to win this contest here tonight…
Mark:Matt Morgan grabs The Saint by the throat… Chokeslam! No! The Saint rakes the eyes of big Matt Morgan and escapes…
Rhino:The Saint is now trying to fight his way back in to this match…
Mark:The Saint whips Matt Morgan off in to the ropes… Dropkick!
Rhino:That dropkick knocked Matt Morgan back in to the ropes…
Mark:Matt Morgan charges at The Saint… Spin Heel Kick!
Rhino:That took Matt Morgan off of his feet…
Mark:The Saint covers Matt Morgan 1…………………….2……………….3…..No! Matt Morgan kicks out…
Rhino:The Saint is now heading up to the top rope…
Mark:The Saint flies… Flying Crossbody! Caught!
Rhino:This isnt going to be good for The Saint…
Mark:Powerslam! By Matt Morgan…
Rhino:The Saint is now in trouble as he starts to stagger back up on to his feet…
Mark:Christy Hemme watches on at Matt Morgan hooks up The Saint… MOUNT MORGAN DROP!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:Matt Morgan with the cover 1……………………..2……………..3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner MATT MORGAN!
Rhino:Matt Morgan finally gets on track here in the EWA and picks up his first victory here tonight at Thursday Night Chaos…
Mark:Still to come Dangerous D defends the EWA Total Impact Championship against Raven… But right now its time for some more One on One Action…
The Rock vs Kenny Kincade
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From East Saint Louis, Illinois… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… KENNY KINCADE!
(“Air Force Ones” plays as Kenny Kincade enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… THE ROCK!
(“Is Cookin” plays as The Rock enters the arena…)
Mark:The Rock locks up with Kenny Kincade as the bell sounds… Kenny Kincade backs The Rock up in to the ropes and now sends him off in to the farside… The Rock comes off the ropes and Kenny Kincade nails him with a flying back elbow…
Rhino:The Rock is getting back up…
Mark:Kenny Kincade with a big hip toss taking The Rock over… The Rock staggers back up on to his feet by the ropes…
Rhino:Here comes Kincade…
Mark:Flying Crossbody! Ducked! As The Rock pulls down the top rope and Kenny Kincade goes over the top rope and hits the floor hard…
Rhino:Kenny Kincade made a big debut last week and is headed to the Extreme Bowl but right there he took a big fall…
Mark:The Rock goes after Kenny Kincade and now rams him hard in to the steel guard rail…
Rhino:Kenny Kincade looks to be dazed on his feet…
Mark:The Rock rolls Kenny Kincade back in to the ring…
Rhino:Kenny Kincade is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:The Rock now stomps away at the midsection of Kenny Kincade…
Rhino:The Rock is really stomping away at Kenny Kincade…
Mark:The Rock pulls Kenny Kincade out of the corner and now hooks him up… Belly to Belly Suplex! By The Rock…
Rhino:The Rock sent Kenny Kincade half way across the ring…
Mark:The Rock goes for the cover 1……………………….2……………………Kenny Kincade gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Kenny Kincade is right now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Rock scoops up Kenny Kincade… Kenny Kincade slides off The Rock’s shoulder… Reverse DDT! By Kenny Kincade…
Rhino:Nice counter by Kenny Kincade…
Mark:The Rock is back up on to his feet… Kenny Kincade charges… Hurricanranna! By Kenny Kincade taking The Rock off of his feet…
Rhino:The Rock is staggering back up…
Mark:Facebuster! By Kenny Kincade… Kincade goes right for the cover 1…………………….2………….3……….No! The Rock gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close one there…
Mark:Kenny Kincade is now heading up on to the rope rope…
Rhino:Kenny Kincade is taking a chance right here…
Mark:Kenny Kincade flies… FROG SPLASH! Missed!
Rhino:The Rock moved out of the way at the last second…
Mark:Kenny Kincade is now staggering back up on to his feet… The Rock hooks him up… SPINEBUSTER!
Rhino:The Rock just drilled Kenny Kincade in to the mat…
Mark:The Rock goes for the cover 1…………………..2…………….3……..NO! Kenny Kincade gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Kenny Kincade is getting back up on to his feet slowly…
Mark:The Rock hooks up Kenny Kincade… ROCK BOTTOM! NO! Kenny Kincade blocks…
Rhino:Kenny Kincade is firing back with right hands…
Mark:Kenny Kincade charges… Clothesline! No! The Rock catches him… ROCK BOTTOM!
Rhino:That’s gotta be right there…
Mark:The Rock goes for the cover 1…………………..2……………….3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner THE ROCK!
Rhino:The Rock gets back on the winning track here at Thursday Night Chaos…
Mark:That was not how Kenny Kincade wanted to head in to the Extreme Bowl… But right now in the back we see a limo pulling up…
Rhino:I wonder who is inside…
Mark:Its Edge!
Rhino:The Rated R Superstar is here…
Mark:We will here from Edge later on tonight as he makes his big return to the EWA and it will be something no one will forget… But its back to the ring for more action…
Lilith vs Nattie Neidhart
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Calgary, Alberta, Canada… Weighing in at 120 Pounds… NATTIE NEIDHART!
(Nattie’s Theme plays as she enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Baltimore, Maryland… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… LILITH!
(“Unbreakable” plays as Lilith enters the arena…)
Mark:Both women lock up in the center of the ring… Lilith nails Nattie Neidhart with a couple of forearm shots backing her up in to the ropes… Lilith whips her off in to the ropes… Arm Drag!
Rhino:Nattie Neidhart is getting back up on to her feet…
Mark:Lilith whips her off in to to the ropes again… Tilt a Whirl Slam! Lilith goes for the quick cover 1…………………2……………. Kickout by Nattie Neidhart…
Rhino:Nattie Neidhart is making her way back up on to her feet in the corner…
Mark:Lilith charges in… Monkey Flip! No! Nattie Neidhart holds on to the ropes…
Rhino:Lilith’s head bounced right off the mat…
Mark:Nattie Neidhart scoops up Lilith and slams her straight down to the mat… Nattie Neidhart now comes off the ropes and drops a leg right down on to Lilith’s head…
Rhino:Nattie Neidhart looks to be in control after that leg drop…
Mark:Nattie Neidhart goes for the cover 1…………………..2……………… Lilith gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Lilith is struggling to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Nattie Neidhart now goes behind Lilith and hooks her up… German Suplex! With a Bridge 1…………………..2…………………..3…….No! Lilith kicks out…
Rhino:That was a nice german suplex that Nattie Neidhart connected with…
Mark:Nattie Neidhart now with a couple of shots to Lilith as she now hooks her up… Front Face Suplex!
Rhino:Lilith looks to be in a little bit of trouble…
Mark:Nattie Neidhart with the cover 1……………………2……………3…….No! Lilith kicks out again…
Rhino:Nattie Neidhart is now waiting for Lilith to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Nattie Neidhart now hooks up Lilith… Backbreaker! No! Lilith fights out of it and now Lilith kicks Nattie Neidhart right in the head…
Rhino:Nattie Neidhart is now dazed on her feet…
Mark:Lilith now kicks Nattie Neidhart in the midsection… Nattie catches the leg… Enziguri!
Rhino:That took Nattie off of her feet…
Mark:Nattie Neidhart staggers back up on to her feet… Lilith hooks up Nattie Neidhart… Driven!
Rhino:That was a nice neckbreaker right there by Lilith…
Mark:Lilith goes for the cover 1…………………..2………………3…..No! Nattie Neidhart gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Nattie Neidhart is now staggering back up…
Mark:Lilith now hooks up Nattie Neidhart… TORTURED!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:Lilith hooks the leg 1……………………….2……………..3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LILITH!
Rhino:A Very Nice Debut Victory by Lilith here in th EWA…
Mark:She has been by Alexis Laree’s side for months and now steps in to the ring and picks up her first victory here in the EWA…As it is now time for a Preview of the Extreme Bowl…
Extreme Bowl Preview Match
Steele vs Wyld Fyre
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Nashville, Tn… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… STEELE!
(“Headstrong” Plays as Steele enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From The State of California… Weighing in at 280 Pounds… WYLD FYRE!
(“Bawitdaba” plays as Wyldfyre enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Steele scores with a couple of straight right hands to Wyld Fyre…
Rhino:Wyld Fyre is firing back with shots of his own…
Mark:Wyld Fyre whips Steele off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Both men will be in the Extreme Bowl next week with the winner getting a shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Both men want to get the edge on the other heading in to the Extreme Bowl…
Rhino:Steele is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Wyld Fyre scoops up Steele and slams him down to the mat…
Rhino:Wyld Fyre is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Steele is back up on to his feet and stops Wyld Fyre in his tracks on to top rope…
Rhino:Steele is hooking him up…
Mark:What the hell! Christian just ran in to the ring and nailed Steele right in the back with a Steel Chair…
Rhino:What is Christian doing out here…
Mark:Wyld Fyre is stuck on to the top rope… Christian nails Wyld Fyre with a Steel Chair…
Rhino:The referee has thrown this match up out…
Mark:Christian has just knocked out two men he will be taking on in the Extreme Bowl…
Rhino:It seems like Christian just sent a message that he is out to win the Extreme Bowl…
Mark:Right now its time for more EWA Action…
Special Referee-Mike Smith
Christian Taylor vs Harry Smith
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… The Special Guest Referee… MIKE SMITH!
(“Becoming The Bull” plays as Mike Smith enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Now introducing the participants… First… From Calgary, Alberta, Canada… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… HARRY SMITH!
(Harry Smith’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And his opponent… From Orlando, Florida… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… Accompanied to the ring by Crystal Taylor… CHRISTIAN TAYLOR!
(“Prayer” plays as Christian Taylor enters the arena…)
Mark:Mike Smith calls for the bell and this match up is underway… Christian Taylor nails Harry Smith with straight right hands…
Rhino:Harry Smith just ducked a right hand…
Mark:Harry Smith kicks Christian Taylor in the midsection and scores with another kick as he drives him backwards right in to the corner…
Rhino:Harry Smith really drove Christian Taylor hard in to the corner…
Mark:Harry Smith now drives his shoulder right in to the midsection…
Rhino:It looks like he is trying to knock the win right out of Christian Taylor at the moment…
Mark:Harry Smith whips Christian Taylor off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Christian Taylor is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Harry Smith charges with a clothesline… Christian Taylor ducks the clothesline… Droptoe! By Christian Taylor and Harry Smith hits his head on the turnbuckle…
Rhino:Harry Smith is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Mike Smith watches on as Christian Taylor hooks up Harry Smith and nails him with a jaw breaker!
Rhino:Harry Smith seems dazed at the moment…
Mark:Swining Neckbreaker by Christian Taylor as he goes right for the cover on Harry Smith… Mike Smith makes the count 1………………………………….2… Kickout by Harry Smith…
Rhino:That seemed like a slow count right there by Mike Smith…
Mark:You know the rivarly between these two… So you knew the count wouldn’t be fair…
Rhino:Good point…
Mark:Harry Smith is getting up on to his knees… Christian Taylor charges… Shinning Wizard!
Rhino:That caught Harry Smith good…
Mark:Christian Taylor goes for another cover 1…………………………….2…………Kickout by Harry Smith…
Rhino:Once again another slow count…
Mark:Harry Smith is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Christian Taylor is now hooking up Harry Smith…
Mark:Piledriver! No! Harry Smith with a back body drop…
Rhino:Christian Taylor is staggering back up on to his feet after the back drop…
Mark:Harry Smith charges… Clothesline!
Rhino:Christian gets back up…
Mark:Harry Smith scoops up Christian Taylor and nails him with a shoulder breaker… Harry Smith with a cover 1……….2….3….No! Christian Taylor kicks out…
Rhino:That was a fast count right there…
Mark:Harry Smith now scoops up Christian Taylor…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:Running Powerslam! No! Christian Taylor escapes…Reverse DDT by Christian Taylor…
Rhino:Nice counter by Christian Taylor…
Mark:Christian Taylor now lines up Harry Smith… CLEANSED!
Rhino:What a kick right to the head by Christian Taylor…
Mark:Christian Taylor hooks the leg 1…………………………..2………………………3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner CHRISTIAN TAYLOR!
Rhino:Mike Smith didn’t want to make the count but he did and Christian Taylor picks up the victory here tonight…
Mark:Christian Taylor will be the Special Referee later on tonight when Mike Smith is in action against Teddy Hart…As we now get back to more action…
Hellraiser vs Alexis Laree
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing First… From Detroit, Mi… Weighing in at 165 Pounds… HELLRAISER!
(“Hells Bells” plays as Hellraiser enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her Opponent… From Richmond, Virgina… Weighing in at 124 Pounds… The EWA Womens Champion… ALEXIS LAREE!
(“Downfall” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)
Mark:This is going to be a tough challenge for Alexis Laree to overcome…
Rhino:Hellraiser is over a foot taller than Alexis…
Mark:Alexis Laree goes right after Hellraiser nailing her with forearm shots…
Rhino:She is trying to rock her backwards…
Mark:Alexis Laree now comes off the ropes and nails her with a flying forearm shot…
Rhino:Hellraiser is still standing…
Mark:Alexis Laree goes for a dropkick but Hellraiser brushes her off…
Rhino:She just pushed her to the side like she was nothing…
Mark:Alexis Laree gets back up on to her feet and Hellraiser kicks her in to the midsection and now hooks her up… Powerbomb!
Rhino:That’s a huge powerbomb driving Alexis right in to the mat…
Mark:Hellraiser goes for the cover 1………………2……… Alexis Laree kicks out…
Rhino:Hellraiser is now sticking her boot right in to the throat of Alexis Laree…
Mark:The EWA Womens Champion right now is being choked by this huge woman…
Rhino:Hellraiser is now pulling Alexis Laree back up on to her feet…
Mark:Hellraiser now hooks up Alexis Laree… Side Walk Slam! Driving the EWA Womens Champion right in to the mat…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is in trouble…
Mark:Hellraiser goes for the cover 1………………….2……………….3……No! Alexis Laree gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon is watching in the back and you know she is enjoying what she is seeing right now…
Mark:Alexis Laree is struggling to get back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Hellraiser has Alexis Laree lined up…
Mark:Spinebuster! No! Countered… DDT!
Rhino:Nice counter by the EWA Womens Champion…
Mark:Both women are down on the canvas right now…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is trying to get back up…
Mark:Big Hellraiser is back up on to her feet as well… Hellraiser charges at Alexis Laree… Alexis Laree ducks the clothesline… Jawbreaker!
Rhino:Hellraiser is dazed on her feet right now…
Mark:Alexis Laree lines her up… CHICK KICK!
Rhino:Hellraiser is still standing…
Mark:Alexis Laree now hooks her up… LAREE DDT!
Rhino:Hellraiser is out…
Mark:Alexis Laree goes for the cover 1…………………..2………………….3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ALEXIS LAREE!
Rhino:The EWA Womens Champion is victorious here tonight at Thursday Night Chaos…
Mark:This is not going to make Stephanie McMahon happy…
Rhino:I dont think it will…
Mark:Who will Stephanie McMahon throw at Alexis Laree next? We will just have to wait and see what happens at the Extreme Bowl… But for now its back to the ring for our next contest…
Special Referee-Christian Taylor
Mike Smith vs Teddy Hart
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… The Special Guest Referee… From Orlando, Florida… CHRISTIAN TAYLOR!
(“Prayer” plays as Christian Taylor enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Now introducing the participants… First… From Calgary, Alberta, Canada… Weighing in at 200 Pounds… TEDDY HART!
(Teddy Hart’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Houston, Texas… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… MIKE SMITH!
(“Becoming The Bull” plays as Mike Smith enters the arena…)
Mark:Christian Taylor calls for the bell as this match up is underway…
Rhino:We saw how Mike Smith called the match earlier tonight which begs the question which way will Christian Taylor call it…
Mark:I guess we are going to just have to wait and see… Teddy Hart goes for a couple of straight right hands knocking Mike Smith back in to the ropes… Mike Smith bounces off the ropes and comes at Teddy Hart and nails him with a big right hand…
Rhino:The Big Right Hand knocked him off his feet…
Mark:Mike Smith now with a couple of more shots as he now sends Teddy Hart off in to the ropes… Mike Smith goes for the clothesline…
Rhino:Teddy Hart ducks the clothesline…
Mark:Teddy Hart now springboards off the ropes… Flying Crossbody! Connects and Teddy Hart goes for the cover as Christian Taylor makes the count 1…2…3..No! Mike Smith kicks out…
Rhino:Now that was a really quick count…
Mark:Mike Smith is back up on his feet… Teddy Hart kicks him in the midsection… Small Package 1…2…3..No! Mike Smith kicks out again…
Rhino:Christian Taylor is really making Mike Smith sweat with those counts…
Mark:Teddy Hart now hooks up Mike Smith… Tornado DDT! No! Mike Smith shoves him off… Mike Smith charges with a clothesline…
Rhino:That was a hard clothesline that spun Teddy Hart inside out…
Mark:Mike Smith now scores with a couple of uppercuts right underneath the jaw of Teddy Hart and now scoops him up and scores with a shoulder breaker… Mike Smith goes for the cover as Christian Taylor makes the count 1…………………………………..2………………… Teddy Hart kicks out…
Rhino:Well that count as a lot slower…
Mark:You could really tell the difference in the count…
Rhino:Teddy Hart is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Mike Smith charges in… Big Splash!
Rhino:Teddy Hart is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Mike Smith hooks him up…Extreme Bomb!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:Mike Smith goes for the cover as Christian Taylor makes the count 1…………………………….2………………………..
Rhino:Christian Taylor stops counting…
Mark:Mike Smith is now getting right up in the face of Christian Taylor…
Rhino:We know whats been going on between these two…
Mark:Teddy Hart is back up on his feet… Teddy Hart charges at Mike Smith… Mike Smith moves and Teddy Hart gets nothing but turnbuckle…
Rhino:Teddy Hart is in trouble…
Mark:Mike Smith scoops up and slams Teddy Hart down to the canvas…
Rhino:Mike Smith is heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:EXTREME SPLASH! By The King of Extreme Mike Smith…
Rhino:Now will Christian Taylor make the count…
Mark:Mike Smith hooks the leg 1…………………………………..2………………………………3… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner MIKE SMITH!
Rhino:Christian Taylor reluctantly made that count…
Mark:LAST CLEANSING! NO! Mike Smith ducked the kick and now clothesline Christian Taylor over the top rope…
Rhino:Christian Taylor tried to send another message to his former tag team partner…
Mark:Mike Smith was a step ahead of his former tonight… But will he be next time… But right now its time for the Final Road to the Bowl Qualifying Match…
Road to the Bowl Qualifying Match
Big Daddy Ace vs Steve Austin
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Road to the Bowl Qualifying Match and is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 273 Pounds… BIG DADDY ACE!
(“No More Sorrow” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Victoria, Texas… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!
(“I Wont Do What You Tell Me” plays Stone Cold enters the arena…)
Mark:And here we go… Stone Cold nails Big Daddy Ace with a couple of straight right hands… Big Daddy Ace comes back and nails Stone Cold with a couple of right hands of his own…
Rhino:Both men are trading shots back and forth…
Mark:Steve Austin ducks the right hand from Big Daddy Ace and now opens up on Big Daddy Ace with a couple of right hands of his own and follows it up with boots to the midsection… Steve Austin whips Big Daddy Ace off in to the ropes… Big Elbow by Steve Austin taking Big Daddy Ace off of his feet…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is getting right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Stone Cold now charges at Big Daddy Ace and sends him over to the top rope and to the outside goes Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Stone Cold goes right out after Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Steve Austin whips Big Daddy Ace off in to the guard rail…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is staggering around…
Mark:Stone Cold now charges at Big Daddy Ace… Big Daddy Ace ducks the clothesline… Stun Gun! By Big Daddy Ace dropping Stone Cold across the top of steel guardrail…
Rhino:Stone Cold is hurting after that shot…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now rolls Steve Austin back in to the ring…
Rhino:Steve Austin is holding on to his neck at the moment…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now nails Steve Austin with shots right to the back of the neck…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now backing Stone Cold up in to the corner…
Mark:Hard Irish Whip by Big Daddy Ace sending Stone Cold hard in to the corner…
Rhino:Steve Austin is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace scoops up Stone Cold and drops him face first on to the top turnbuckle…
Rhino:Steve Austin is staggering backwards…
Mark:Neckbreaker! By Big Daddy Ace… Big Daddy Ace goes for the cover on Stone Cold 1……………….2……………..Kickout by Steve Austin…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now pulling Stone Cold back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks up Steve Austin… Front Face Suplex! Driving Stone Cold right in to the mat…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is looking to head to the Extreme Bowl and earn a shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Stone Cold 1………………2…………….3……No! Steve Austin gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Stone Cold is now being backed up in to the corner by Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now has Stone Cold set on the top rope…
Rhino:Stone Cold is in trouble…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks up Stone Cold… Superplex!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace could have Stone Cold right here…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Steve Austin 1………………………2……………….3……NO! Stone Cold gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Stone Cold is using the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now hooks up Stone Cold… ACE CRUSHER! NO! Stone Cold escapes and shoves Big Daddy Ace off in to the ropes… Big Daddy Ace comes off the ropes… Lou Thez Press! By Stone Cold…
Rhino:Stone Cold is hammering in on Big Daddy Ace with right hands…
Mark:Steve Austin comes off the ropes and drives an elbow right in to Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Stone Cold is on fire at the moment…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Stone Cold has him setup…
Mark:Kick to the midsection by Steve Austin… STONE COLD STUNNER! NO! Big Daddy Ace shoves him off in to turnbuckle…
Rhino:Stone Cold is coming out of the corner…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace charges… SPEAR! NO! Big Daddy Ace got nothing but turnbuckle…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is staggering around…
Mark:Stone Cold sets up Big Daddy Ace… STONE COLD STUNNER!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Stone Cold with the cover on Big Daddy Ace 1………………………2……………….3……….. HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!
Rhino:Steve Austin is heading to the Extreme Bowl…
Mark:Stone Cold is the sixth man in the Extreme Bowl and we will find out who will win the Extreme Bowl 2008 at the Extreme Bowl on February 29th… As it is now to get…
(“Metalingus” plays in the arena…)
Rhino:Well it looks like we are going to be joined by the Rated R Superstar…
Mark:Well here he comes and look at the pyro go off for Edge…
Rhino:The fans are really booing the Rated R Superstar Edge as he heads down to the ring…
Mark:Its been a few months since we have seen Edge here in the EWA…
Rhino:We have been promised that this is a return that we never forget and by the looks of the pyro on display… I gotta say it is one of the biggest…
Mark:Edge is soaking in the crowd as he just grabbed a microphone from the announcer and looks like we are going to hear from the Rated R Superstar…
Edge:Well Guess Whose Back!
Crowd:Edge Sucks… Edge Sucks… Edge Sucks!
Edge:There has been something missing here in the EWA and tonight… The Rated R Superstar is here to bring the Excitement Back!
Crowd:Edge Sucks… Edge Sucks… Edge Sucks!
Edge:Now if someone in the truck could lower the lights and put the spotlight on me… That would be great… As no one needs to see any of the trash here in Portland… They only need to look at me…
Crowd:Asshole…Asshole..Asshole!
Rhino:The fans really dont like Edge…
Mark:No they dont…
Edge:Now that the spotlight is on me and only me… I guess its time I tell you why I am here… And the reason that is… Is Beca…
Rhino:What the hell is going on?
Mark:Someone Masked Man just jumped the rail and headed in to the ring…
Rhino:Look at this man go…
Mark:Edge is being assaulted right now by I guess what could be considered a fan…
Rhino:Listen to Edge scream for security…
Mark:This big masked man has hooked up Edge and just drilled him in to the mat with some sort of Modified Swinging Neckbreaker…
Rhino:Security is finally taking this masked me out of the arena…
Mark:This guy is not going with out a fight…
Rhino:I wish we knew who this person is…
Mark:Edge is screaming at security to unmask the guy…
Rhino:They have this man almost out of the arena…
Mark:Security is pulling of the mask as they leave the…. OH MY GOD!
Rhino:Wait…Was that?
Mark:I think it could have been…
Rhino:But I thought he was dead…
Mark:That’s what I thought…
Rhino:It did look like him… Didn’t?
Mark:I think that was Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:But How?
Mark:Im not sure… But you can see the face of the fans and especially Edge… They are totally in shock…
Rhino:So am I…
Mark:We hope to find out if that was who we thought it was later on… So stay tuned to eWazone.com for more on this story… But right now its time to get back to the ring for the next contest…
Shawn Michaels vs John Cena
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From West Newbury, Mass… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… Accompanied to the ring by Maria… JOHN CENA!
(“The Time is Now” plays as John Cena enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Rhino:Well this is a shock to see Maria out here with John Cena…
Mark:Looks like John Cena has found himself a manager…
Rhino:A Very Hot One at that…
Mark:John Cena and Shawn Michaels lock up in the center of the ring… Shawn Michaels controls John Cena as he locks in a side headlock…
Rhino:Cena is fighting out of it…
Mark:Elbows by John Cena as he shoves Shawn Michaels off in to the ropes… Shawn Michaels comes off the ropes and gets knocked down with a hard shoulder block by John Cena…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is getting right back up…
Mark:John Cena now scoops up and slams Shawn Michaels straight down to the mat… John Cena comes off the ropes and drops an elbow right now on to the Heartbreak Kid…
Rhino:John Cena is now backing Shawn Michaels in to the corner…
Mark:John Cena nails Shawn Michaels with shots in the corner… John Cena now whips Shawn Michaels hard in to the corner…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels just flipped over the turnbuckle…
Mark:John Cena charges and knocks Shawn Michaels right off the apron…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is frustrated on the outside of the ring…
Mark:John Cena is going right after Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:John Cena is chasing Shawn Michaels around the ring…
Mark:Shawn Michaels rolls back in to the ring…
Rhino:John Cena rolls back in to the ring as well…
Mark:Baseball Slide! By Shawn Michaels as John Cena rolled back in to the ring…
Rhino:Nice veteran move by Shawn Michaels right there…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now backing John Cena up in to the corner with hard knife edge chops right across the chest…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is lighting up John Cena with those chops…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now pulls John Cena out of the corner…Shawn Michaels now hooks up John Cena and nails him with a vertical suplex… Shawn Michaels goes for the quick cover 1……………..2………..Kickout by John Cena…
Rhino:The Showstopper is now grabbing John Cena by the leg and starts working over the right leg of John Cena…
Mark:Shawn Michaels has John Cena by the leg and drives his knee right in to the mat…
Rhino:John Cena is holding on to his leg at the moment…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now hooks up John Cena… Figure Four!
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid has the figure four locked in on John Cena…
Mark:John Cena is trying to get to the ropes…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels really has it locked in…
Mark:Maria is trying to will John Cena to the ropes…
Rhino:The Chain Gang is behind John Cena as well…
Mark:John Cena reaches out and he grabs on to the ropes…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels has done the damage to the John Cena at the moment…
Mark:John Cena is limping back up on to his feet… Shawn Michaels with a couple of hard knife edge chops across the chest of John Cena…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels has the leg of John Cena…
Mark:Dragon Screw! No! Enziguri! By John Cena…
Rhino:That knocked out the Heartbreak Kid as John Cena caught him right in the back of the head…
Mark:Both men are now getting back up on to their feet slowly….
Rhino:John Cena is up…
Mark:So is Shawn Michaels… Shawn Michaels goes for a right hand… John Cena blocks and now opens up on Shawn Michaels with straight right hands…
Rhino:John Cena is really hammering in with those shots to The Heartbreak Kid…
Mark:John Cena whips Shawn Michaels off in to the ropes… Flying Shoulder Block! By John Cena taking Shawn Michaels off of his feet…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:John Cena goes behind Shawn Michaels… Spin Out Powerbomb! By John Cena…
Rhino:Maria is excited as her man is in control…
Mark:John Cena is now standing over Shawn Michaels and told Shawn Michaels… “You Cant See Me”…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels just quickly rolled to the corner…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is back up in to the corner… John Cena is nailing Shawn Michaels with right hands…
Rhino:John Cena is pulling Shawn Michaels out of the corner…
Mark:John Cena is lifting up Shawn Michaels… FU! NO! Shawn Michaels lands on his feet… John Cena turns around and Shawn Michaels scoops him up and slams him back down to the canvas…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now heading up to the top rope…
Mark:The Showstopper is going to fly… Flying Elbow Drop! Connects by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels just drove the elbow right to the heart of John Cena…
Mark:The Heartbreak Kid is now tuning up the band for Sweet Chin Music…
Rhino:John Cena is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO! John Cena Ducks…
Rhino:John Cena now has Shawn Michaels up on his shoulders…
Mark:FU! NO! Shawn Michaels escapes….John Cena turns around… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:That could be lights out for John Cena…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now hooks the leg 1……………………..2…………….3… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SHAWN MICHAELS!
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels did what he said he was going to do and that was knock John Cena out with Sweet Chin Music…
Mark:The Heartbreak Kid is victorious here tonight…Right now its time to determine a number one contender for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Number One Contenders Match for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship
Justin Credible vs The Undertaker
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Number One Contenders Match for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first…From Ozone Park, Ny… Weighing in at 225 Pounds… JUSTIN CREDIBLE!
(“Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck” plays as Justin Credible enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Death Valley… Weighing in at 320 Pounds… THE UNDERTAKER!
(“Graveyard” plays as The Undertaker enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway…
Rhino:Well look who is joining us out here right now…
Mark:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion Triple H… What brings you out here?
HHH:Im here to scout these two men Mark…As at the Extreme Bowl I will be facing either The Undertaker or Justin Credible…
Mark:Well right now Justin Credible nails The Undertaker with straight right hands…
Rhino:They are having no effect on The Undertaker…
Mark:Justin Credible with a kick to the midsection and The Undertaker just stares down Justin Credible…
Rhino:The Undertaker is backing Justin Credible up in to the corner…
HHH:The presence of the Undertaker can scare many men and it looks like it is scaring Justin Credible right now…
Mark:Justin Credible nails him with a straight right hand… The Undertaker blocks and now The Undertaker opens up on Justin Credible in the corner…
Rhino:The Undertaker is really hammering him with shots right to the midsection…
Mark:The Undertaker now whips Justin Credible hard in to the farside corner… Justin Credible staggers out of the corner and The Undertaker nails him with a back body drop…
Rhino:Justin Credible is slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Undertaker grabs Justin Credible by the arm…
Rhino:You know whats coming up here…
Mark:The Undertaker is walking the ropes…Old School! By The Undertaker as he comes right down on Justin Credible…
HHH:Well if Justin was smart he would have countered that as that is one of The Undertaker’s favorite moves…
Mark:Well The Undertaker goes for the cover 1…………………….2…………..Kickout by Justin Credible…
Rhino:Right now The Deadman is in control of this match up…
HHH:Yes he is Rhino… You have good eyes…
Rhino:Thanks…
Mark:Justin Credible gets back up on to his feet… The Undertaker scoops up him… Snake Eyes!
Rhino:Justin Credible is dazed on his feet right now…
Mark:The Undertaker charges… Big Boot! No! Justin Credible ducks and The Undertaker is caught on the top rope…
Rhino:Justin Credible is now opening up on The Deadman…
Mark:Justin Credible now hooks up The Undertaker and takes him down with a neckbreaker… Justin Credible goes right for the cover 1…………………2………… The Undertaker gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:The Impact Player is trying to earn himself a shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Which will be his first shot at the title in many years…
HHH:He needs to get passed The Undertaker first…
Mark:The Undertaker is now getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Justin Credible is lining up The Undertaker…
Mark:The Undertaker turns around… Superkick!
HHH:That was a hard kick right there guys…
Rhino:I think Justin Credible could have him right here…
Mark:Justin Credible goes for the cover on The Undertaker 1……………………….2…………..3……No! The Undertaker gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Justin Credible thought he had him right there…
Mark:Justin Credible is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:The Undertaker is staggering back up…
Mark:Double Axe Handle! No! The Undertaker catches Justin Credible in the air…
HHH:That wasn’t smart…
Rhino:The Undertaker has him by the throat…
Mark:CHOKESLAM!
Rhino:Justin Credible was drilled straight in to the mat…
Mark:The Undertaker covers Justin Credible 1……………………..2……………..3…….NO! Justin Credible kicks out…
Rhino:The Undertaker is calling for the Tombstone…
Mark:Justin Credible is pulling himself back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The Undertaker has him lined up…
Mark:The Undertaker scoops him up… TOMBSTONE! NO! Justin Credible reverses… THATS INCREDIBLE!
Rhino:I cant believe Justin Credible hit it…
Mark:Justin Credible with the cover 1………………….2……………3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JUSTIN CREDIBLE!
Rhino:Well Triple H… It looks like you will be facing Justin Credible for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship at the Extreme Bowl…
HHH:Yes it does and he will find out just like everyone else why I am… That…Damn… Good!
Mark:Well best of luck Triple H as we now get set for our first Championship Match of the evening…
EWA Total Impact Championship Match
Dangerous D(c) vs Raven
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall and is for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From The Bowery…Weighing in at 245 Pounds… RAVEN!
(“Scream” plays as Raven enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Cashville, Tn… Weighing in at 243 Pounds… The EWA Total Impact Champion… DANGEROUS D!
(“Many Men” plays as Dangerous D enters the arena…)
Mark:Dangerous D and Raven lock up in the center of the ring… Dangerous D nails Raven in the midsection with hard shots with his knee…
Rhino:Dangerous D is backing Raven up in to the ropes…
Mark:Dangerous D whips Raven off in to the farside… Raven comes off the ropes… Dangerous D ducks his head… Raven with a leap frog… Raven doesn’t go off in to the ropes instead he goes behind Dangerous D and yanks him backwards driving him in to the mat…
Rhino:Raven is now choking Dangerous D…
Mark:Raven is now dragging Dangerous D back to the corner…
Rhino:Raven is lining up the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:Raven charges and he drives his knee right in to the face of Dangerous D…
Rhino:Dangerous D is trying to shake off that shot…
Mark:Raven now scoops up Dangerous D and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:Raven is now heading to the outside of the ring and is looking for something underneath the ring…
Mark:Raven is briging a trash can in to the ring…
Rhino:Dangerous D is making his way back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dangerous D turns around and Raven nails him right in the head with the trash can…
Rhino:That was a hard shot right there by the challenger Raven…
Mark:Raven now goes right back to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Raven has a steel chair and has brought it back in to the ring with him…
Mark:The Chair has been opened up in the middle of the ring…
Rhino:Dangerous D is back up on to his feet…
Mark:Raven now whips Dangerous D off in to the ropes… Drop Toe Hold! By Raven driving Dangerous D face first in to the steel chair…
Rhino:The referee is checking on Dangerous D..
Mark:Dangerous D can still continue says the referee…
Rhino:Raven is now backing Dangerous D up in to the corner…
Mark:Raven scoops up Dangerous D and now ties him up in to the tree of woe…
Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion is in trouble right now…
Mark:Raven sticks the trashcan right by the face of Dangerous D…
Rhino:This is going to be trouble…
Mark:Running Baseball Slide! Missed! As Dangerous D sat up and Raven got nothing but Trashcan…
Rhino:Dangerous D is now standing up on to the top rope…
Mark:Raven is staggering up on to his feet… Missle Dropkick! Connects by the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Rhino:Nice dropkick by Dangerous D…
Mark:Raven is now staggering back up on to his feet… From behind Dangerous D clips the leg of Raven…
Rhino:After we saw Dangerous D win the EWA Total Impact Championship at Tuesday Night Carnage… We know what Dangerous D is looking to setup for…
Mark:Dangerous D now has the steel chair and he nails Raven right in the leg with the steel chair…
Rhino:Raven is in trouble now…
Mark:Dangerous D has him setup… D-LOCK! No! Raven counters and pushes him in to the ropes…
Rhino:Raven is limping around and he now has the steel chair…
Mark:Dangerous D turns around… Raven swings and connects!
Rhino:That could have been the knock out shot…
Mark:The referee is checking on Dangerous D…
Rhino:The arm goes up and stays up so Dangerous D can continue…
Mark:Raven lays out the chair and is now hooking up Dangerous D…
Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion is in trouble…
Mark:EVENFLOW! NO! Dangerous D holds on to the rope…
Rhino:Raven fell backwards right in to the steel chair…
Mark:Dangerous D now hooks up Raven… D-LOCK!
Rhino:Dangerous D has him locked up right now and there is no where for Raven to go…
Mark:Raven is trying to break the hold and get to the ropes…
Rhino:Raven is in pain…
Mark:Raven reaches out for the ropes and he cant get to the ropes… RAVEN TAPS!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and still EWA Total Impact Champion DANGEROUS D!
Rhino:Dangerous D keeps the gold and survives the challenge of Raven…
Mark:Dangerous D continues to make a name for himself here in the EWA and is going to define himself as EWA Total Impact Champion… But it is now time for Our Next Championship Match…
EWA Television Championship Heavy Metal Match
Christian Cage(c) vs Kamikaze
Pa Announcer:This Next Contest is the Heavy Metal Match and is for the EWA Television Championship… Introducing First… From Los Angeles, Ca… Weighing in at 267 Pounds… KAMIKAZE!
(“Here Comes The Boom” plays as Kamikaze enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Toronto, Canada… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… The EWA Television Champion… CHRISTIAN CAGE!
(“Take Over” plays as Christian Cage enters the arena…)
Mark:Kamikaze goes right after Christian Cage and he nails him with right hands… Kamikaze whips Christian off in to the ropes… Flying Back Elbow! Connects…
Rhino:Christian gets back up on to his feet a little dazed after taking the elbow right to the head…
Mark:Kamikaze goes behind Christian and he nails him with a belly to back suplex…
Rhino:Kamikaze goes to the outside of the ring right now and is looking for a weapon…
Mark:All Metal Weapons are allowed in this match up…
Rhino:Kamikaze grabs a steel chain and is bringing it in to the ring with him…
Mark:Christian is getting back up on to his feet… Kamikaze charges at Christian and runs the EWA Television Champion over with the the steel chain…
Rhino:The EWA Television Champion is trying to get back up…
Mark:Kamikaze whips Christian Cage with the steel chain…
Rhino:Those are hard shots by the challenger…
Mark:One more shot right across the back of Christian Cage… Kamikaze with the cover on Christian 1…………………..2……………Kickout by Christian Cage…
Rhino:Kamikaze has gone back to the outside of the ring and is bringing a metal trash can lid in to the ring…
Mark:The EWA Television Champion is getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Kamikaze is lining him up…
Mark:Christian turns around…Kamikaze swings the trash can lid… Christian ducks… Christian grabs the trash can lid and nails Kamikaze right in the head…
Rhino:Kamikaze is dazed…
Mark:Christian now drops the trash can lid and now hooks up Kamikaze… Tornado DDT! Right down to the the trash can lid…
Rhino:Nice move by the EWA Television Champion…
Mark:Christian covers Kamikaze 1………………….2…………….Kickout by Kamikaze…
Rhino:Kamikaze is now staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Christian Cage with hard chops right across the chest of the challenger…
Rhino:Wooo!
Mark:Christian now hooks up Kamikaze and takes him over with a vertical suplex…
Rhino:Christian is now rolling to the outside of the ring himself and is looking underneath the ring for something…
Mark:It looks like he has found something he likes…
Rhino:Christian is bringing a metal ladder in to the ring…
Mark:Kamikaze staggers back up and Christian Cage nails him right in the face with the ladder…
Rhino:That was one hard shot with the ladder…
Mark:Christian is now standing over Kamikaze and he drives the ladder right in to the midsection of Kamikaze…
Rhino:Kamikaze is hurting…
Mark:Christian Cage drops the ladder and now goes for the cover 1………………….2……….. Kamikaze kicks out…
Rhino:Christian lays down the ladder and now lays Kamikaze on top of it…
Mark:Captain Charisma is heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Christian is going to fly…
Mark:FROG SPLASH! Right down on to Kamikaze and the ladder…
Rhino:I think that’s gonna be it right here and now…
Mark:Christian Cage goes for the cover on Kamikaze 1……………………….2……………..3…………NO! Kamikaze gets his shoulder up…
Rhio:Very close right there…
Mark:Christian thought he had the win right there…
Rhino:Christian is now setting the ladder up in the corner…
Mark:Kamikaze is staggering back up on to his feet and Christian knocks him back in to the ladder…
Rhino:Christian Cage has Kamikaze lined up…
Mark:Christian Cage charges… Big Splash! Missed!
Rhino:Christian just hit nothing but ladder…
Mark:Christian now staggers around… Kamikaze hooks him up… Double Arm DDT!
Rhino:Upset in the making right here…
Mark:Kamikaze hooks the leg 1…………………….2……………….3……….NO! Christian gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Kamikaze was a half a second away from walking out with the gold…
Mark:Kamikaze is now waiting for Christian Cage to get back on to his feet…
Rhino:Christian Cage is using the ropes to get back up…
Mark:Kamikaze now hooks up Christian Cage… KAMIKAZE DEATH DROP! NO! Christian slides out… Reverse DDT!
Rhino:Christian Cage had Kamikaze down on the canvas and is now heading to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Christian Cage is bringing two steel chairs in to the ring…
Rhino:Kamikaze is staggering back up…
Mark:Christian Cage lines him up… Steel Chair Shot! Connects!
Rhino:The EWA Television Champion just knocked down the challenger…
Mark:Christian Cage isnt done yet Rhino…
Rhino:No he isnt…
Mark:Christian Cage slides the chair underneath the head of Kamikaze…
Rhino:This is not going to be good…
Mark:CONCHAIRTO!
Rhino:Kamikaze is knocked out…
Mark:Christian Cage with the cover 1……………………..2……………..3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner CHRISTIAN CAGE!
Rhino:Captain Charisma continues to roll on here in the EWA…
Mark:Will Christian Cage continue his roll as we head to the Extreme Bowl…We will see when Six Men enter… One man leaves as Extreme Bowl Champion 2008… But it is now time for Our Main Event…
EWA Tag Team Championship Double Elimination Street Fight
Lone Jobber & Purgatory vs Nasty Bois
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is a Double Elimination Street Fight and is for the EWA Tag Team Championship… Introducing first… Team Number One…Weighing in at a combined weight of 415 Pounds… Accompanied to the ring by Miss Bree… The Team of Adrian Casear and Adam Roucka… The NASTY BOIS!
(“Its Rainning Men” plays as The Nasty Bois enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… Weighing in at a combined weight of 475 Pounds… The team of PURGATORY and LONE JOBBER!
(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena and pulls Cardboard Cutout Purgatory down to the ring…)
Rhino:Lone Jobber is setting up his tag team partner on the ring apron…
Mark:It is going to be Adrian Caesar starting things out for Team Nasty Bois… Adrian Caesar goes after Lone Jobber and nails him with a couple of right hands…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is fighting back with a couple of right hands of his own…
Mark:Lone Jobber now whips Adrian Caesar in to the ropes… Lone Jobber goes for a clothesline… Adrian Caesar ducks the clothesline and now springboards off the ropes…Flying Crossbody! By Adrian Caesar taking down Lone Jobber… Heres the cover 1……………….2…………..Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Adrian Caesar goes behind Lone Jobber and now starts to slap the back of the neck of Lone Jobber and now takes him over with a Belly to Back Suplex…
Rhino:Adam Roucka now gets the tag from Adrian Caesar…
Mark:The Nasty Bois whip Lone Jobber off in to the ropes… Double Flapjack! No! Lone Jobber counters in to a double DDT!
Rhino:Nice counter by El Presidente…
Mark:Lone Jobber now covers Adam Roucka 1……………………..2………….Kickout by Adam Roucka…
Rhino:This is a Double Elimination which means you need to eliminate both men from the match up to win the EWA Tag Team Titles…
Mark:Lone Jobber now starts to back Adam Roucka up in to the corner with chops across the chest…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is looking to once again win what he considers his event… The Extreme Bowl… Next week…
Mark:He has won the most Extreme Bowls in history… But right now he is focused in on this tag team match as he now has Adam Roucka up on the top rope…
Rhino:What is he going to do with him up there…
Mark:Jobbercanranna! From the top rope taking down Adam Roucka…
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber goes for the cover 1…………………..2……….3……No! Adam Roucka gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close one there to eliminate Adam Roucka from this match up…
Mark:Lone Jobber has gone to the outside of the ring and is bringing a singapore cane in to this match up…
Rhino:Lone Jobber now waiting for Adam Roucka to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Adam Roucka spins around… Lone Jobber swings the cane… Adam Roucka ducks… Adam Roucka grabs the singapore cane and nails Lone Jobber right in the head with that cane…
Rhino:That was a hard shot right there…
Mark:Adam Roucka is now tagging in Adrian Caesar…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is staggering up on to his feet at the moment…
Mark:Adam slams Lone Jobber to the ground and now has his legs wide open…
Rhino:Well here comes Adrian Caesar…
Mark:The Threesome! As Adrian Caesar scores with a shot right to the groin area of Lone Jobber… Adrian Caesar now goes for the cover on Lone Jobber 1………………………..2……………..3…….NO! Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close one right there as if Lone Jobber was eliminated it would have left Purgatory to fend off both men…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now trying to pull himself back up on to his feet… Adrian Casear hooks him up and drives him in to the mat with a Piledriver…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is on trouble here…
Mark:Adrian Caesar goes for a cover again 1……………………..2……………..3……NO! Lone Jobber kicks out again…
Rhino:Adrian Caesar is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Caesar comes off the top rope… Big Splash! No! Lone Jobber rolls out of the way…
Rhino:Adrian Caesar got nothing but canvas…
Mark:Lone Jobber just picked up the singapore cane…
Rhino:Adrian Caesar is staggering back up…
Mark:Singapore Cane Shot! Right to the head of Adrian Caesar…
Rhino:Adrian Caesar seems dazed right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber grabs Adrian Caesar… Small Package! 1…………………….2…………….3……… HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Adrian Caesar Has Been Eliminated!
Rhino:Adam Roucka just came right in to the ring and clotheslined Lone Jobber from behind…
Mark:Adam Roucka just asked Miss Bree to give him a chair…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber turns around… Steel Meets Skull! As Adam Roucka lays out Lone Jobber with the Steel Chair…
Rhino:That was one hell of a chair shot…
Mark:Adam Roucka now covers Lone Jobber 1………………………..2……………………3…………. NO! Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:So very close as Purgatory looks on…
Mark:Its not like Purgatory can do much to help Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Good point… But he is there for morale support…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now trying to get back up… Adam Roucka hooks up Lone Jobber… DDT! Dropping Lone Jobber right on his head… Adam Roucka covers Lone Jobber again 1………………….2………….3……..NO! Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up again…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is giving it everything he has right now…
Mark:Adam Roucka is trying to pull up Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just fell right back down to the mat…
Mark:Adam Roucka picks him up again… Small Package by Lone Jobber 1…………………….2…………….3……NO! Adam Roucka kicks out…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is getting back up…
Mark:Spin Heel Kick! By Adam Roucka taking out Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Adam Roucka is now bringing another steel chair in to the ring…
Mark:Lone Jobber is staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Adam Roucka is lining up Lone Jobber…
Mark:Adam Roucka swings the chair… Lone Jobber Ducks!
Rhino:Lone Jobber just grabbed the other chair…
Mark:Both men Swing and Connect!
Rhino:Lone Jobber and Adam Roucka just knocked each other out with dual chair shots…
Mark:Neither man is moving right now…
Rhino:The referee is counting both men down…
Mark:Five…. Six…
Rhino:Lone Jobber and Adam Roucka are slightly moving…
Mark:Both men are trying to get up… Seven… Eight… They are up… Nine…
Rhino:No they fell back down…
Mark:TEN!
Rhino:What just happened?
Pa Announcer:The Referee Has Counted Both Adam Roucka and Lone Jobber Out of this Match Up…
Rhino:What does that mean?
Mark:Im not… Wait… If Adam Roucka and Lone Jobber are eliminated… That means…
Rhino:You have got to be kidding me…
Pa Announcer:As a result… The Winners of the Match and NEW EWA Tag Team Champion… PURGATORY AND LONE JOBBER!
Rhino:Since Purgatory was never pinned… That makes him the sole survivor of this match up…
Mark:I cant believe it… Purgatory and Lone Jobber are the new EWA Tag Team Champions…
Rhino:This is historical…
Mark:Its been a history making night tonight and we just crowned new EWA Tag Team Champions… We will see what happens now that Lone Jobber and Purgatory are the new EWA Tag Team Champions… We will see you at the Extreme Bowl… Good Night Everyone!
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