Wednesday Night Xtreme 11-11-09
Mark:Happy Veterans Day EWA as we are live in Hartford, Ct for Wednesday Night Xtreme and Rhino… We are on the road to November 2 Dismember but tonight we have two big main events… Which includes the EWA Total Impact Championship being defended…
Rhino:Thats right Mark, in the Main Event it will be Troy “The Rampage” Joseph defending the EWA Total Impact Championship against The Undertaker…
Mark:It should be one hell of a match up Rhino…
Rhino:It should… But can The Deadman ended the streak of the EWA’s Wicked Clown… We will find out tonight…
Mark:Also tonight the EWA World Heavyweight Champion J-Twisted is going to be in action as he takes on the returning Demon Child…
Rhino:Demon Child’s Back? Since when…
Mark:Since starting tonight… Also we will see the two men who will be fighting for a chance to earn a spot in to the Main Event of November 2 Dismember when we see the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels battle Al Snow and also Lone Jobber is in action… Speaking of Lone Jobber we are going to start things off with him as we send it to the ring for the introductions…
Big Ben Chrono vs Lone Jobber
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first.. From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds…El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Toms River, NJ… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… BIG BEN CHRONO!
(“Replica” plays as Big Ben Chrono enters the arena…)
Mark:Lone Jobber locks horns with Big Ben Chrono… Lone Jobber goes in for right hands backing Big Ben Chrono up in to the ropes… Lone Jobber whips Big Ben Chrono off in to the ropes… Reversal by Big Ben Chrono… Lone Jobber comes off the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is getting right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Ben Chrono kicks Lone Jobber in the midsection and now hooks him up… Front Face Suplex! Driving Lone Jobber right in to the mat…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Ben Chrono is now waiting for Lone Jobber to get back up on to his feet… Big Ben Chrono hooks up Lone Jobber… Shoulder Breaker! No! Lone Jobber slides off the shoulder of Big Ben Chrono…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just saved himself right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber with a couple of shots to the back of Big Ben Chrono… Reverse DDT!
Rhino:Nice move right there by Lone Jobber…
Mark:Coming up at the end of the month Lone Jobber will be one of the two men who is going to be on the ballot for a shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:Big Ben Chrono is now getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber now lines up Big Ben Chrono… Low Card Kick!
Rhino:Nice kick right there by Lone Jobber…
Mark:El Presidente is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:It looks like Lone Jobber is going to be taking a chance right now…
Mark:Big Ben Chrono is back up on to his feet and stops Lone Jobber on the top rope… Rocket Launcher!
Rhino:Lone Jobber was just sent half way across the ring by Big Ben Chrono…
Mark:Big Ben Chrono is making his EWA debut and it would be a big win for him if he was able to beat Lone Jobber in his first ever match…
Rhino:It would be a big win but he has to put him away…
Mark:Lone Jobber has staggered back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Big Ben Chrono is looking to put him away…
Mark:Big Ben Chrono with a kick to the midsection… CHRONOBOMB! NO! Lone Jobber blocks and now kicks Big Ben Chrono in the midsection… The Hertiage!
Rhino:Nice counter by Lone Jobber…
Mark:Big Ben Chrono is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is lining up Big Ben Chrono…
Mark:THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks the leg of Big Ben Chrono 1……………………2……………….3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LONE JOBBER!
Rhino:Lone Jobber with the victory tonight as he continues to get the word out that people should vote for him for November 2 Dismember…
Mark:Still to come tonight we will see the other man who is up for running in the Novemeber 2 Dismember Voting Poll when we see The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels in action against Al Snow… As we now get set for more action…
Qualifying Match for November 2 Dismember Voting for the EWA Womens Championship Match
Brianna Alvarez vs Mya Parks
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall…Introducing first…From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 114 Pounds… BRIANNA ALVAREZ!
(“Haunted” plays as Brianna Alvarez enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent…From Washington, D.C… Weighing in at 125 Pounds… MYA PARKS!
(“Monster” plays as Mya Parks enters the arena…)
Mark:The referee calls for the bell and this match up is underway… Mya Parks nails Brianna Alvarez with a couple of chops across the chest as she backs her up in to the corner…
Rhino:Mya Parks is nailing her with shots in the corner…
Mark:Big Forearm right to the face of Brianna Alvarez… Mya Parks now whips Brianna Alvarez off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Here comes Mya Parks…
Mark:Mya Parks charges in… Back Elbow! By Brianna Alvarez…
Rhino:She caught her square in the face…
Mark:Mya Parks is spinning around Brianna Alvarez grabs her by the hair and drives her in to the canvas…
Rhino:Brianna Alvarez is putting the boots to Mya Parks…
Mark:Mya Parks is trying to use the ropes to get back up on to her feet… Brianna Alvarez pulls her up by the hair and now scoops her up and slams her straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Brianna Alvarez is dragging her over to the corner…
Mark:Brianna Alvarez is up on the middle rope… Elbow Drop! By Brianna Alvarez right down on to Mya Parks… Brianna Alvarez covers Mya Parks 1……………….2………. Kickout by Mya Parks…
Rhino:Brianna Alvarez is pulling her back up on to her feet…
Mark:Brianna Alvarez whips Mya Parks off in to the farside ropes… Brianna Alvarez ducks her head… Mya Parks kicks her right in the face…
Rhino:Brianna Alvarez is spinning around…
Mark:Dropkick! Connects by Mya Parks to Brianna Alvarez…
Rhino:Brianna Alvarez is now dazed as she gets up on to her feet…
Mark:Mya Parks hooks her up… Atomic Drop!
Rhino:Brianna Alvarez is spinning around…
Mark:Drop Toe Hold! Driving Brianna Alvarez in to the middle rope…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:202! Connects!
Rhino:Brianna Alvarez looks to be out on her feet…
Mark:It looks like Brianna Alvarez is out of it… Mya Parks hooks her up… IMPACT! NO! Blocked and Mya Parks is turned around… Backslide! 1……………….2…………..3……NO! Mya Parks kicks out…
Rhino:Both women are getting back up on to their feet…
Mark:Brianna Alvarez charges with a clothesline… Mya Parks Ducks… IMPACT!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Mya Parks covers Brianna Alvarez 1……………….2…………….3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner MYA PARKS!
Rhino:Mya Parks is moving on to the EWA Womens Title Match voting for November 2 Dismember…
Mark:We will see who will fill the other spot in the voting a bit later on tonight… Also tonight we will see the EWA World Heavyweight Champion J-Twisted in action as he battles Demon Child…
Rhino:Did you just say Demon Child?
Mark:I did… The return of Demon Child tonight… As we now get back to the ring for our next contest…
Black Scorpion vs Oz
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Parts Unknown… The BLACK SCORPION!
(Black Scorpion’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Willmantic, Ct… Weighing in at 230 Pounds… OZ!
(Oz’s Theme Plays as he enters the arena…)
Mark:Oz and Black Scorpion lock up in the center of the ring… Oz nails Black Scorpion with right hands…
Rhino:Oz is just hammering Black Scorpion with shots…
Mark:Oz with a hard kick to the midsection and hooks up Black Scorpion… Vertical Suplex!
Rhino:Oz is looking to make an impressive debut here tonight against an upstart in the EWA, the Black Scorpion…
Mark:Black Scorpion is getting back up on to his feet in the corner… Oz comes over to the corner and climbs the ropes and starts nailing Black Scorpion with right hands…
Rhino:He is up to eight…
Mark:Black Scorpion blocks the ninth… Atomic Drop!
Rhino:Oz is now spinning around…
Mark:Black Scorpion comes charging and nails Oz with a Running Forearm Smash! Knocking him right off of his feet…
Rhino:Oz is getting right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Black Scorpion now grabs Oz and hooks him up… Swinging Neckbreaker! Black Scorpion covers Oz 1………………2……………Kickout by Oz…
Rhino:Black Scorpion is now pulling Oz back up on to his feet…
Mark:Black Scorpion grabs Oz by the leg… Dragon Screw Leg Whip!
Rhino:Oz is now limping back up on to his feet…
Mark:Black Scorpion hooks up Oz… Figure Four! No! Small Package! 1……………….2………3…NO! Kickout by Black Scorpion…
Rhino:Close one right there…
Mark:Both men are back up on their feet… Black Scorpion goes for a kick to the midsection… Oz this time grabs Black Scorpion by the leg and trips him up…Oz now comes off the ropes…. Leg Drop! Missed!
Rhino:That backfired on Oz…
Mark:Black Scorpion is now kicking the leg of Oz as he drags him in to the middle of the ring…
Rhino:What is Black Scorpion planning?
Mark:Scorpion Death Lock!
Rhino:Oz is trapped…
Mark:Oz is trying to power his way to the ropes…
Rhino:Can he get there?
Mark:Black Scorpion continues to apply pressure to the legs of Oz…
Rhino:I dont think Oz can hang on much longer…
Mark:Oz reaches out… Black Scorpion pulls him back in to the middle of the ring… Oz Taps Out!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BLACK SCORPION!
Rhino:Oz tried to fight the pain of the Scorpion Death Lock but he was unable to hold on…
Mark:Black Scorpion continues to pick up victories here in the EWA…
Rhino:He is surprising many…
Mark:Yes he is…Is Black Scorpion headed for big things? Who knows… But later on tonight in our Main Event it will be Troy “The Rampage” Joseph taking on The Undertaker for the EWA Total Impact Championship… As we now get back to the ring for our next contest…
Qualifying Match for November 2 Dismember Voting for the EWA Womens Championship Match
Lil Kim vs Alexis Laree
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Baltimore, Maryland… Weighing in at 125 Pounds… ALEXIS LAREE!
(“Fake It” Plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent…From Brooklyn, Ny… Weighing in at 113 Pounds… LIL KIM!
(“Fuck You” plays as Lil Kim enters the arena…)
Mark:Singer turned wrestler… Lil Kim gets in the ring for the first time here in the EWA…
Rhino:This has surprised many in the locker room…
Mark:It has… As Lil Kim locks up with Alexis Laree… Alexis Laree with a couple of forearm shots and now backs Lil Kim up in to corner…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is just opening up on Lil Kim in the corner…
Mark:Lil Kim shoves Alexis Laree as she had enough of the attack… Lil Kim comes charging out of the corner and tackles Alexis Laree..
Rhino:Lil Kim is just opening up on Alexis Laree…
Mark:Alexis Laree shoves her right off… As both women get back up on to their feet… Lil Kim charges and Alexis Laree kicks her in the midsection stopping her in her tracks… Alexis Laree hooks up Lil Kim and takes her over with a vertical suplex…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now just taking her time and taking it to Lil Kim…
Mark:Lil Kim gets back up on to her feet and gets slammed down to the canvas…
Rhino:Alexis Laree has so much experience and it is showing right now…
Mark:Lil Kim sits up and gets nailed with a running dropkick from Alexis Laree… Alexis Laree covers Lil Kim 1………………2…………Kickout by Lil Kim…
Rhino:Lil Kim is now slow to get up on to her feet…
Mark:Alexis Laree now with a snapmare followed by a dropkick right to the back of Lil Kim…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is just picking apart Lil Kim…
Mark:Alexis Laree covers Lil Kim 1………………..2…………..Kickout by Lil Kim once again…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now waiting for Lil Kim to get up on to her feet…
Mark:Alexis Laree lines up Lil Kim… CHICK KICK! NO! DUCKED! School Girl! 1…………………2……………Kickout by Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Lil Kim almost stole the match right there…
Mark:Both women back up and Alexis Laree runs Lil Kim over with a clothesline…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is just having her way with Lil Kim at this moment…
Mark:Alexis Laree is now waiting for Lil Kim to get back up on right now as he is looking to put her away…
Rhino:Lil Kim is back up on to her feet…
Mark:Alexis Laree hooks her up… LAREE DDT! NO! Blocked as Lil Kim drives Alexis Laree back in to the corner…
Rhino:Look at the fire in Lil Kim…
Mark:Lil Kim is nailing Alexis Laree with rights and lefts in the corner… Lil Kim now whips Alexis Laree in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Running Crossbody! Connects! Cover 1………………2…………..3……NO! Alexis Laree kicks out…
Rhino:Lil Kim is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Alexis Laree is now staggering up on to her feet…
Rhino:It looks like Lil Kim is going to fly…
Mark:Missle Dropkick! Connects!
Rhino:This could be it right here and now… Its an upset in the making…
Mark:Lil Kim covers Alexis Laree 1………………..2……………….3……………NO! Alexis Laree gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:Alexis Laree is now staggering back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Lil Kim is setting her up…
Mark:T’N’T! NO! Alexis Laree blocks it with shots to the ribs and now shoves her off in to the ropes… CHICK KICK!
Rhino:Alexis Laree got all of that kick…
Mark:Alexis Laree covers Lil Kim 1……………..2…………….3……..NO! Lil Kim gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now waiting for Lil Kim to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Alexis Laree hooks her up… LAREE DDT! NO! SMALL PACKAGE! 1……………….2……………..3………… SHE GOT HER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LIL KIM!
Rhino:Lil Kim with the upset and she is now moving on to the voting for November 2 Dismember…
Mark:Lil Kim with be one of the two women who are going to be looking for your vote for the EWA Womens Championship Match at November 2 Dismember… As we now get set for more action…
Triple H vs Mike ‘Victory’ Varko
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Game TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” Plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Melbourne, Australia… Weighing in at 225 Pounds… MIKE ‘VICTORY’ VARKO!
(“Bad” plays as Mike “Victory” Varko enters the arena…)
Mark:Triple H and Mike Varko lock up in the center of the ring… As both men are battling for position… Triple H backs him up in to the ropes…
Rhino:Mike Varko is ducking his head between the ropes looking for a clean break…
Mark:Triple H backs away.. Cheap Shot with a thumb to the eye by Mike Varko…
Rhino:Triple H is trying to regain his eye sight…
Mark:Mike Varko now charges and takes Triple H off his feet with a clothesline…
Rhino:Mike Varko is now putting the boots to Triple H…
Mark:The Game is getting back up on to his feet… Mike Varko hooks him up.. Inverted Backbreaker! By Mike Varko… Mike Varko now covers Triple H 1………………….2……………Kickout by Triple H…
Rhino:The Game is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Mike Varko shoots Triple H off in to the corner… Mike Varko charges in and connects with a running clothesline…
Rhino:The Game is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Mike Varko hooks up Triple H… Russian Leg Sweep! By Mike Varko… Mike Varko covers Triple H 1……………….2…………Kickout by Triple H…
Rhino:Mike Varko is now waiting for Triple H to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Mike Varko now hooks up Triple H…DDT! No! Triple H counters it in to a Short Arm Clothesline!
Rhino:Triple H just spun him inside out with that clothesline…
Mark:Mike Varko is now staggering back up on to his feet… Triple H sends him off in to the ropes… Running High Knee! By Triple H…
Rhino:The Game is starting to get on a roll right now…
Mark:Triple H now waits for Mike Varko to get back up on to his feet… Triple H lines him up…SPINEBUSTER!
Rhino:Mike Varko was drilled right in to the mat…
Mark:Triple H covers Mike Varko 1……………..2…………3……..NO! Mike Varko gets his shoudler up…
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:Triple H is now waiting for Mike Varko to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Triple H is looking to put Mike Varko away…
Mark:Triple H with a kick to the midsection… Pedigree! No! Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Mike Varko countered…
Mark:Triple H is now staggering back up on to his feet… Mike Varko with right hands and now sends him off in to the ropes…
Rhino:Here comes Mike Varko…
Mark:END TO END! NO! Triple H ducked out of the way…
Rhino:Mike Varko is now staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H with a Knee Buster!
Rhino:Mike Varko is spinning around…
Mark:Triple H hooks up Mike Varko… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Triple H hooks the leg 1……………….2……………3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRIPLE H!
Rhino:The Game continues to roll through the competition…
Mark:Triple H is one of the hotter superstars in the EWA right now and its only a matter of time before hes back in the title hunt… As we now send it back to the ring for more action…
Josh Stewart vs CM Punk
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… CM PUNK!
(“This Fire Burns” plays as CM Punk enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent….From West Hurley, Ny… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… JOSH STEWART!
(“Way of the Fist” plays as Josh Stewart enters the arena…)
Mark:Josh Stewart locks up with CM Punk in the center of the ring… CM Punk with a couple of shots to Josh Stewart as he backs him up in to the corner…
Rhino:CM Punk is driving his knees in to the ribs of Josh Stewart…
Mark:CM Punk now with a leaping kick right to the side of the head of Josh Stewart…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:CM Punk with a Spin Kick! Taking Josh Stewart right off of his feet… CM Punk covers Josh Stewart 1………………2……….Kickout by Josh Stewart…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:CM Punk shoots Josh Stewart off in to the ropes… Josh Stewart comes off the ropes… Flying Back Elbow! By CM Punk….
Rhino:CM Punk is now waiting for Josh Stewart to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:CM Punk with forearm shots and now sends Josh Stewart off in to the ropes… Hurricanranna! No! Powerbomb!
Rhino:Nice counter by Josh Stewart…
Mark:CM Punk was drilled right in to the mat by Josh Stewart…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is now trying to get back on the offense…
Mark:CM Punk is back up on to his feet… Josh Stewart hooks him up… Trapping Headbutts! By Josh Stewart…
Rhino:CM Punk looks dazed after those headbutts…
Mark:Josh Stewart hooks him up… Northern Lights Suplex! With a Bridge 1………………….2…………………Kickout by CM Punk…
Rhino:Close fall right there…
Mark:Josh Stewart is looking to get back on the winning track after coming up on the losing end of things last week at Halloween Hellraiser…
Rhino:CM Punk is now getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Josh Stewart lines up CM Punk… 720 Roundhouse Kick!
Rhino:Big Kick right there by Josh Stewart…
Mark:CM Punk was nailed right in the face with that Roundhouse Kick…
Rhino:It looks like CM Punk is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Josh Stewart has him hooked up… BRAIN DAMAGE!
Rhino:CM Punk has been knocked out…
Mark:Josh Stewart covers CM Punk 1………………….2………….3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JOSH STEWART!
Rhino:Impressive match for Josh Stewart as he looks to get back on the winning track tonight with the victory over CM Punk…
Mark:It will be only a matter of time before Josh Stewart is back in the Main Event scene here in the EWA… As we now get set for more action tonight as we get to see The Heartbreak Kid in action…
Shawn Michaels vs Al Snow
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Lima, Ohio.. Weighing in at 235 pounds.. AL SNOW!
(“What Does Everybody Want” plays as Al Snow enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway…Both men lock up in the center of the ring with a Collar and Elbow tie up… Shawn Michaels locks in a side headlock in on Al Snow…
Rhino:Al Snow is trying to get out of it by pulling on the hair of Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Shawn Michaels continues to grind away with the Side Headlock… Al Snow continues to try and fight out of it with elbows to the midsection of Shawn Michaels… Al Snow shoves Shawn Michaels off in to the ropes… Shawn Michaels comes off the ropes… Hip Toss!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels gets right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels turns around and walks right in to a Dropkick! From Al Snow… Al Snow covers Shawn Michaels 1………..2….Kickout by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Al Snow whips Shawn Michaels off in to the farside corner… Shawn Michaels flips out of the corner…
Rhino:It looks like Shawn Michaels is dazed…
Mark:Al Snow charges with a clothesline…Shawn Michaels ducks the clothesline… Al Snow turns around and walks in to a couple of knife edge chops by Shawn Michaels… Shawn Michaels whips Al Snow in to the ropes… Al Snow with a reversal… Shawn Michaels comes off the ropes and gets nailed with a clothesline from Al Snow…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is staggering to his feet…
Mark:Al Snow grabs Shawn Michaels by the hair and tosses him over the top rope…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels hung on to the ropes…
Mark:Shawn Michaels starts to skin the cat back in to the ring… Al Snow charges… Shawn Michaels grabs him in a headscissors and tosses him out of the ring…
Rhino:What a move by Shawn Michaels…
Mark:What agility shown by Shawn Michaels as he skins the cat back in to the ring…
Rhino:Al Snow is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now launches himself over the top rope and right down on to Al Snow…
Rhino:The Showstopper is flying…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is nailing Al Snow with right hands on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels just rolled Al Snow back in to the ring…
Mark:It looks like Shawn Michaels is headed up on to the top rope right now…
Rhino:Al Snow is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels comes off the top rope… Double Axe Handle! Connects by The Heartbreak Kid… Shawn Michaels covers Al Snow 1…………….2….. Kickout by Al Snow…
Rhino:Al Snow is making his way up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Shawn Michaels with knife edge chops to Al Snow in the corner… Shawn Michaels now pulls him out of the corner and hooks him up… Suplex! No! Al Snow escapes out of the suplex and now goes behind Shawn Michaels… German Suplex! By Al Snow…
Rhino:Big suplex right there from Al Snow has Shawn Michaels got dropped right on the back of his head…
Mark:Al Snow covers Shawn Michaels 1……………….2……………Kickout by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Al Snow is now waiting for Shawn Michaels to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Al Snow hooks up Shawn Michaels… Backbreaker!
Rhino:Al Snow is going right for the back of Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is holding on to his back as he gets back up on to his feet… Al Snow with an irish whip and he sends Shawn Michaels hard in to the corner…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Al Snow hooks him up… Side Walk Slam!
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid could be in trouble now…
Mark:Al Snow covers Shawn Michaels 1………………2……….3..No! Shawn Michaels gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Al Snow is now figuring out his next move…
Mark:Al Snow hooks up Shawn Michaels… Boston Crab!
Rhino:This is not good for Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is trying to get to the ropes…
Rhino:Al Snow is sitting on the back of Shawn Michaels…
Mark:The fans are getting behind Shawn Michaels as they are trying to will him to the ropes…
Rhino:You can see that Shawn Michaels is in pain…
Mark:Al Snow is telling him to tap out…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is getting close to the ropes…
Mark:Shawn Michaels reaches out… Al Snow pulls him away from the ropes…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels was so close to getting to the ropes but Al Snow got him away quickly…
Mark:The referee is asking Shawn Michaels if he wants to give it up and Shawn Michaels is shaking his head no…
Rhino:Al Snow is trying to keep Shawn Michaels from the ropes…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is once again getting close to the ropes…
Rhino:How much more can Shawn Michaels take?
Mark:Shawn Michaels reaches out and grabs the ropes and the hold has to be broken…
Rhino:The damage has been done to the back of the Heartbreak Kid…
Mark:Al Snow is now waiting for Shawn Michaels to get back up on to his feet… Al Snow now hooks up Shawn Michaels… Side Walk Slam!
Rhino:Another move driving Shawn Michaels right in to the ring…
Mark:It looks like Al Snow is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Al Snow is looking to put Shawn Michaels away…
Mark:MOONSAULT! MISSED!
Rhino:That moved backfired on Al Snow as Shawn Michaels was able to roll out of the way…
Mark:Both men are right now staggering up on to their feet…
Rhino:You can see the pain on Shawn Michaels face as he got up on to his feet…
Mark:Al Snow nails Shawn Michaels with a couple of right hands and now shoots him off in to the ropes… Shawn Michaels comes off the ropes… Flying Forearm Shot! Connects! By Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Both men are down again…
Mark:Shawn Michaels nips up!
Rhino:This is vintage Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Al Snow gets up and gets nailed with chops to the chest followed by a big right hand…
Rhion:Al Snow gets right back up…
Mark:Atomic Drop! By Shawn Michaels… As he follows it up with a body slam…
Rhino:You know whats coming up now…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now up on the top rope…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is going to fly…
Mark:Flying Elbow Drop! Connects! Shawn Michaels covers Al Snow 1…………………2…………….3…………NO! Al Snow gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is pushing the pain to the side as he is trying to put Al Snow away…
Mark:Al Snow is now staggering up on to his feet as the band is being tuned up… SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO! Al Snow ducks and spins Shawn Michaels around… Trapping Headbutts!
Rhino:Big headbutts right there…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is dazed… Al Snow hooks him up… SNOW PLOW! NO! Shawn Michaels escapes… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels got all of that kick…
Mark:Shawn Michaels hooks the leg 1…………………..2……………….3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SHAWN MICHAELS!
Rhino:Just like Lone Jobber earlier Shawn Michaels continues to build up a case on why he should be voted in to the Main Event of November 2 Dismember…
Mark:They are both building up a case to fight the EWA World Heavyweight Champion who we are about to see in action as we send it to the ring for the introductions…
Non Title Match
J-Twisted vs Demon Child
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 269 Pounds… DEMON CHILD!
(“Voodoo” Plays as Demon Child enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Brick City, NJ… Weighing in at 258 Pounds… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion…J-TWISTED!
(“La La La” plays as J-Twisted enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go…
Rhino:This is the first time Demon Child has been in a One on One Match situation in years…
Mark:After being let go a couple of years ago Demon Child has made his return and his first challenge is to take on the EWA World Heavyweight Champion J-Twisted…
Rhino:You have to wonder what type of ring rust Demon Child may have…
Mark:J-Twisted nails Demon Child with right hands as this match up is underway…Demon Child comes back with a couple of right hands of his own…
Rhino:They are trading shots back and forth…
Mark:J-Twisted with an irish whip… Demon Child with a reversal… J-Twisted comes off the ropes… Demon Child goes for a clothesline… J-Twisted ducks underneath and floats it over in to a DDT!
Rhino:Nice move by the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Demon Child gets back up on to his feet and is being backed up in to the corner with right hands…
Rhino:J-Twisted is climbing the ropes…
Mark:Ten straight punches by the EWA World Heavyweight Champion J-Twisted…
Rhino:Demon Child is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:J-Twisted charges… Running Bulldog! No! Demon Child shoves him off in to ropes… J-Twisted comes off the ropes…Powerslam!
Rhino:Nice counter right there by Demon Child..
Mark:Demon Child covers J-Twisted 1……………..2………Kickout by J-Twisted…
Rhino:J-Twisted is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Demon Child with a hard kick to the midsection and now hooks him up… Hangman’s Neckbreaker! By Demon Child… Who once again goes for the cover 1………………2…………….Kickout by J-Twisted…
Rhino:Demon Child is bringing it to the EWA World Champion right now…
Mark:Demon Child now whips J-Twisted off in to the ropes… Big Boot!
Rhino:J-Twisted is in trouble now…
Mark;Demon Child covers J-Twisted 1………………..2………….J-Twisted gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Demon Child is now waiting for J-Twisted to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:J-Twisted turns around… Heart Stopper! No! J-Twisted catches the foot of Demon Child and now spins him around… Short Arm Clothesline!
Rhino:J-Twisted with a nice counter…
Mark:Demon Child slow to get up on to his feet… J-Twisted with a couple of right hands and now whips him off in to the ropes… Flying Shoulder Block! By J-Twisted…
Rhino:That took Demon Child right off of his feet…
Mark:Demon Child staggers back up… Jawbreaker! By J-Twisted…
Rhino:Demon Child is spinning around…
Mark:Facecrusher! By J-Twisted as he drives Demon Child straight in to the mat…
Rhino:J-Twisted is picking up momentum…
Mark:J-Twisted is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:It looks like J-Twisted is going to fly…
Mark:Swanton Bomb! Connects! By J-Twisted… J-Twisted covers Demon Child 1……………….2…………..3…….NO! Demon Child gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:Demon Child is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:J-Twisted is looking to put Demon Child away…
Mark:J-Twisted goes for the One Hitta Quitta but Demon Child is blocking and shoves J-Twisted in to the corner…
Rhino:Here comes Demon Child…
Mark:J-Twisted gets his feet up in to the face of Demon Child…
Rhino:Demon Child is dazed…
Mark:J-Twisted now hooks up Demon Child… ONE HITTA QUITTA!
Rhino:That’s gonna be it right here and now…
Mark:J-Twisted covers Demon Child 1………………..2………………3………….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner J-TWISTED!
Rhino:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion continues to prove why he should be the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:J-Twisted will have to fend off either Shawn Michaels or Lone Jobber at November 2 Dismember but for this night he continues to stand tall… Will Troy Joseph be able to over come the Deadman… Lets find out as we get set for tonights Main Event…
EWA Total Impact Championship Match
Troy “The Rampage” Joseph (C) vs The Undertaker
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing first…The Challenger… From Death Valley… Weighing in at 299 Pounds… Accompained to the ring by Paul Bearer… THE UNDERTAKER!
(“Graveyard” plays as The Undertaker enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Shangra-la… Weighing in at 225 Pounds… The EWA Total Impact Champion… TROY “THE RAMPAGE” Joseph…
(“Hall of Illusion” plays as Troy “The Rampage” Joseph enters the arena…)
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph gets right up in the face of The Undertaker…
Rhino:The EWA’s Wicked Clown isnt backing down from the Deadman…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph slaps The Undertaker across the face and nails him with right hands…Troy Joseph is backing The Undertaker in to the ropes… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph with an irish whip… The Undertaker with a reversal… Big Boot!
Rhino:Troy Joseph is spinning around with that big boot…
Mark:The Undertaker charges and clotheslines The EWA Total Impact Champion over the top rope and to the outside of the ring goes Troy “The Rampage” Joseph….
Rhino:The Undertaker is going out after Troy Joseph…
Mark:The Undertaker with a couple of shots to Troy Joseph and now whips him in to the Steel Guard Rail…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is staggering around…
Mark:The Undertaker charges… Big Boot! No! Troy “The Rampage” Joseph ducks the boot and The Undertaker is caught on the steel guard rail…
Rhino:Troy Joseph just picked up a steel chair…
Mark:Troy Joseph nails The Undertaker right across the back with that steel chair…
Rhino:The Undertaker was caught in a bad position and took that hard chair shot from Troy Joseph…
Mark:Troy Joseph now lays down the steel chair and is now setting up The Undertaker… DDT! Driving The Undertaker off the guardrail and right down to the Steel Chair…
Rhino:Nice move from the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:Troy Joseph now stomps away at the Undertaker…
Rhino:All Paul Bearer can do right now is watch as Troy Joseph takes it to The Undertaker…
Mark:Troy Joseph pulls out a singapore cane and nails The Undertaker right across the back…
Rhino:Troy Joseph isnt done…
Mark:Another cane shot right to the back of The Undertaker…
Rhino:The Undertaker is really taking the punishment from Troy Joseph…
Mark:Troy Joseph is now rolling The Undertaker back in to the ring…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is bringing the singapore cane in the ring with him…
Mark:The Undertaker is slow to get back up on to his feet as Troy “The Rampage” Joseph lines up the Undertaker and nails him right in the head with the singapore cane…
Rhino:Big shot right there…
Mark:The referee is checking on The Undertaker…
Rhino:The referee says he can continue…
Mark:Troy Joseph goes and starts to pick up The Undertaker…
Rhino:The Undertaker sits up…
Mark:You are going to have to do more damage to keep The Undertaker down… As The Undertaker has Troy Joseph by the throat and now throws him off in to the corner…The Undertaker with rights and lefts to the midsection of Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…
Rhino:The Deadman is just opening up on Troy Joseph…
Mark:The Undertaker now whips Troy “The Rampage” Joseph off in to the farside corner… Running Clothesline!
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:The Undertaker grabs Troy Joseph by the throat… Chokeslam!
Rhino:Troy Joseph driven right in to the mat…
Mark:The Undertaker is now looking at Troy Joseph…
Rhino:The Deadman has something in mind…
Mark:HELLS GATE!
Rhino:If The Undertaker locks this in fully it will be all over…
Mark:Troy Joseph is able to get to the ropes before The Undertaker could fully lock it in…
Rhino:The Undertaker just picked up the singapore cane…
Mark:Troy Joseph turns around and gets nailed right in the head with the singapore cane…
Rhino:Big shot from The Undertaker…
Mark:The Undertaker has now gone to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Looks like the Deadman has something in mind…
Mark:The Undertaker is bringing a table in to the ring…
Rhino:It looks like this isnt going to be good for Troy Joseph…
Mark:The table is being setup by The Undertaker…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:The Undertaker kicks him in the midsection… LAST RIDE! NO! Troy Joseph escapes…
Rhino:Troy Joseph just saved himself…
Mark:Troy Joseph spins The Undertaker around and nails him with right hands… Troy Joseph kicks The Undertaker in the midsection… Stunner!
Rhino:The Undertaker is dazed…
Mark:Troy Joseph hooks him up… Double Arm DDT!
Rhino:Troy Joseph is now going back out of the ring and is bringing the steel chair in to the ring…
Mark:The Deadman is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is lining up The Undertaker…
Mark:STEEL CHAIR SHOT! NO! The Undertaker gets the boot up and knocks the chair back in to the face of Troy Joseph…
Rhino:That backfired…
Mark:The Undertaker grabs Troy Joseph again… Chokeslam!
Rhino:The Undertaker plants him again…
Mark:The Undertaker is now repositioning the table…
Rhino:Troy Joseph is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:It looks like we are moments away from crowning a new EWA Total Impact Champion…
Rhino:This is going to be it…
Mark:The Undertaker hooks up Troy Joseph… LAST RIDE! NO! Troy Joseph escapes again…
Rhino:Troy Joseph picks up the chair…
Mark:Steel Meets Skull!
Rhino:The Undertaker is dazed…
Mark:RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE THROUGH THE TABLE!
Rhino:The referee is checking on The Undertaker…
Mark:The Undertaker is out… This Match up is Over!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Total Impact Champion TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph continues to reign supreme over the EWA Total Impact Championship Division…
Mark:Will he continue to be the EWA Total Impact Champion as we head in to November 2 Dismember… We will have to wait and see… Happy Veterans Day! Good Night Everyone!
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