Wednesday Night Xtreme 08-22-12

Mark:We are live in San Jose, California… This is Wednesday Night Xtreme…

Rhino:I am looking forward to tonight…

Mark:The EWA Tag Team Title Tournament kicks off here tonight…

Rhino:The Tag Team Titles are coming back…

Mark:We will have two matches here tonight which should make things quite interesting…

Rhino:Oh it shall…

Mark:Also here tonight we will be crowning a new Number One Contender for the EWA Total Impact Championship… When PyroManiAxe takes on Randy Orton…

Rhino:That should be quite a match up thats for sure…

Mark:It should be a really interesting night tonight… As we send it to the ring for our opening contest here at Wednesday Night Xtreme…

CM Punk vs Anton Hinston

Pa Announcer:Tonights opening contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… Introducing first..From Odense, Denmark… Weighing in at 200 Pounds… ANTON HINSTON!

(“King of My World” plays as Anton Hinston enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… Form Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 218 Pounds… CM PUNK!

(“Cult Of Personality” plays as CM Punk enters the arena…)

Mark:CM Punk locks up with Anton Hinston… Anton Hinston nails CM Punk with a couple of hard striking shots…

Rhino:He is laying them in…

Mark:Anton Hinston whips CM Punk off in to the ropes… CM Punk comes off the ropes and gets nailed with a clothesline…

Rhino:Anton Hinston is putting the boots right to CM Punk…

Mark:CM Punk is trying to get back up on to his feet… Anton Hinston helps him up and now hooks him up and nails him with a Snap Suplex! Anton Hinston floats over in to a cover 1……………2…………Kickout by CM Punk…

Rhino:CM Punk is now trying to get back up on to his feet in the corner…

Mark:Anton Hinston nails CM Punk with a couple of shots in the corner…

Rhino:Anton Hinston is coming to fight here tonight…

Mark:Anton Hinston whips CM Punk off in to the farside…

Rhino:CM Punk is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Anton Hinston charges with a clothesline… CM Punk ducks underneath the clothesline… Anton Hinston turns around and CM Punk slaps him right across the face…

Rhino:Anton Hinston didnt like that at all…

Mark:Anton Hinston charges at CM Punk.. CM Punk nails him with a dropkick!

Rhino:He caught him right in the face with that dropkick…

Mark:Anton Hinston is now trying to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:CM Punk is trying to get in to a bit of a groove…

Mark:CM Punk with a couple of hard kicks right to the ribs of Anton Hinston as he now backs him up in to the corner…

Rhino:He is laying in with forearm shots…

Mark:CM Punk backs him up in to the corner and now whips him off in to the farside…

Rhino:Here comes CM Punk…

Mark:CM Punk charges in… Running High Knee!

Rhino:CM Punk isnt done…

Mark:Running Bulldog! By CM Punk driving Anton Hinston in to the canvas face first…

Rhino:Anton Hinston is in trouble…

Mark:CM Punk covers Anton Hinston 1…………………2……………………3…No!

Rhino:Close nearfall right there…

Mark:CM Punk is now calling for the end right now…

Rhino:He wants to put Anton Hinston to sleep…

Mark:CM Punk is lining him up…

Rhino:Anton Hinston staggers back up on to his feet…

Mark:CM Punk has him up… GTS!

Rhino:CM Punk hit it…

Mark:CM Punk covers Anton Hinston 1………………2………….3……… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner CM PUNK!

Rhino:CM Punk returns to the EWA and picks up the victory here tonight…

Mark:Still to come tonight we will crown a new number one contender for the EWA Total Impact Championship… But its back to the ring for more action…

EWA Tag Team Title Tournament Match
Brock Lesnar & Mr. Anderson vs The Phantom & Dante Daevain

Pa Announcer:This next contest is a EWA Tag Team Title Tournament Match Up… Introducing first… Team Number One… Weighing in at a combined weight of 529 Pounds… BROCK LESNAR and MISTER ANDERSON!

(“Feedback” plays as Brock Lesnar & Mr. Anderson enter the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponents… Weighing in at a combined weight of 570 Pounds… Representing The Pac… DANTE DAEVAIN & THE PHANTOM!

(“Wolfpac” plays as Dante Daevain & The Phantom enter the arena…)

Mark:It will be Mr. Anderson and The Phantom starting things out… Mr. Anderson lays in the right hands to The Phantom…

Rhino:He is laying in the shots…

Mark:The Phantom ducks a big right hand from Mr. Anderson and nails Mr. Anderson with chops right across the chest…

Rhino:He is laying in the chops…

Mark:The Phantom whips Mr. Anderson off in to the ropes… Mr. Anderson comes off the ropes… The Phantom ducks his head… Mr. Anderson puts on the breaks and kicks The Phantom right in the head…

Rhino:Mr. Anderson was able to see that coming…

Mark:The Phantom spins around and Mr. Anderson nails him with a clothesline…

Rhino:Nice clothesline right there…

Mark:Mr. Anderson goes for the quick cover 1…………….2…………Kickout by The Phantom…

Rhino:The Phantom is getting back up…

Mark:Mr. Anderson charges at The Phantom and drives him right back in to the corner… Mr. Anderson is driving his shoulder right in to the midsection of The Phantom…

Rhino:Mr. Anderson just tagged in Brock Lesnar…

Mark:Mr. Anderson and Brock Lesnar whip The Phantom off in to the ropes… Double Shoulder Block!

Rhino:That knocked The Phantom right off of his feet…

Mark:Brock Lesnar is now picking up The Phantom and whips him right in to the corner… Brock Lesnar now drives his shoulder in to the midsection of The Phantom…

Rhino:Brock Lesnar is picking up where Mr. Anderson left off…

Mark:He is just driving the wind right out of The Phantom…

Rhino:The Phantom is holding on to his ribs…

Mark:Brock Lesnar picks up The Phantom and nails him with hard back breaker!

Rhino:The Phantom is hurting…

Mark:Brock Lesnar covers The Phantom 1…………….2………….Kickout by The Phantom…

Rhino:The Phantom is struggling to get back up on to his fet…

Mark:Brock Lesnar with a couple of right hands to The Phantom and now whips him off in to the ropes… Brock Lesnar goes for a clothesline… Ducked by The Phantom… The Phantom comes off the ropes… Spin Heel Kick!

Rhino:That rocked Brock Lesnar…

Mark:The Phantom is now crawling towards his corner…

Rhino:The Phantom needs to tag out…

Mark:Brock Lesnar grabs the leg of The Phantom and drags him back in to his corner…

Rhino:Mr. Anderson gets tagged back in…

Mark:Brock Lesnar and Mr. Anderson hook up The Phantom… Double Suplex! No!

Rhino:The Phantom escapes out of it…

Mark:The Phantom leaps and tags in Dante Daevain…

Rhino:Here comes Dante…

Mark:Mr. Anderson charges at Dante Daevain… Dante Daevain nails him with a Big Boot!

Rhino:He caught him good right there…

Mark:Mr. Anderson is getting back up on to his feet… Dante Daevain with shots to Mr. Anderson and now hooks him up… Belly to Belly Suplex!

Rhino:The tides have turned in this match up…

Mark:Dante Daevain covers Mr. Anderson 1…………….2…………Kickout by Mr. Anderson…

Rhino:Mr. Anderson is now trying to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Dante Daevain grabs Mr. Anderson and brings him back in to the Pac corner…

Rhino:The Phantom gets the tag back in from Dante Daevain…

Mark:Mr. Anderson is in trouble right here…

Rhino:The Pac have him setup…

Mark:Face First Double Russian Leg Sweep!

Rhino:Mr. Anderson is in trouble right here…

Mark:The Phantom covers Mr. Anderson 1…………………2…………….3…No!

Rhino:Mr. Anderson was able to get his shoulder up…

Mark:Mr. Anderson is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:The Phantom is lining him up…

Mark:The Phantom with a couple of shots and now whips Mr. Anderson off in to the ropes…

Rhino:Blind Tag!

Mark:Spin Heel Kick!

Rhino:The Phantom took Mr. Anderson’s head off with that spin kick…

Mark:The Phantom turns around… Big Clothesline!

Rhino:That clothesline from Brock Lesnar just spun The Phantom inside out…

Mark:Brock Lesnar covers The Phantom 1………………….2…………….3……NO!

Rhino:The Phantom was able to get his shoulder up…

Mark:Brock Lesnar is now waiting for The Phantom to get back up to his feet…

Rhino:The Phantom is struggling to get back up…

Mark:Brock Lesnar goes behind The Phantom… German Release Suplex!

Rhino:The Phantom was just dropped right on the back of his head after that German Suplex…

Mark:Brock Lesnar covers The Phantom 1……………….2…………….3……….NO!

Rhino:The Phantom was able to get his shoulder up once again….

Mark:The Phantom really needs to make the tag to Dante Daevain…

Rhino:You can see that Dante Daevain wants to get in to this match up…

Mark:Brock Lesnar is looking to finish off The Phantom…

Rhino:The Phantom is struggling to get back up…

Mark:Brock Lesnar has The Phantom him up on his shoulders… F5! NO! DDT!

Rhino:Hell of a counter right there by The Phantom…

Mark:Both men are down right now…

Rhino:Brock Lesnar is crawling towards his corner…

Mark:The Phantom is struggling to get to the corner…

Rhino:Brock Lesnar tags in Mr. Anderson…

Mark:Dante Daevain gets the tag!

Rhino:Here we go…

Mark:Dante Daevain charges and nails Mr. Anderson with a big clothesline…

Rhino:Brock Lesnar is back in the ring…

Mark:Dante Daevain charges and clotheslines Brock Lesnar out of the ring…

Rhino:Watch out…

Mark:Mr. Anderson just dropkicked Dante Daevain back in to the corner…

Rhino:Dante Daevain went head first in to the top turnbuckle…

Mark:Dante Daevain is staggering around…

Rhino:Mr. Anderson is lining up Dante Daevain…

Mark:Mr. Anderson hooks up Dante Daevain… MIC CHECK! NO!

Rhino:Dante Daevain fights out of it…

Mark:Dante Daevain hooks him up… FALL OF MAN!

Rhino:Dante Daevin hit it…

Mark:The Phantom just pulled Brock Lesnar off the apron… Dante Daevain covers Mr. Anderson 1………………..2…………….3……….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here are your winners THE PAC!

Rhino:Dante Daevain and The Phantom get the victory here tonight…

Mark:Strong fight from Brock Lesnar and Mr. Anderson…

Rhino:Mr. Anderson and Brock Lesnar are now one loss away from being eliminated from the tournament…

Mark:We will have another Tag Team Title Tournament match up later tonight… But its back to the ring for more action…

Shawn Michaels vs Steven Stone

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall…Introducing first…From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!

(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Atlantic City, New Jersey… Weighing in at 250 Pounds… STEVEN STONE!

(“Not Ready to Die” plays as Steven Stone enters the arena…)

Mark:Shawn Michaels nails Steven Stone with chops right across the chest…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels laying in the shots…

Mark:Shawn Michaels whips Steven Stone off in to the ropes… Steven Stone comes off the ropes… Back Elbow!

Rhino:Steven Stone gets back up…

Mark:Shawn Michaels now nails him with a Hip Toss!

Rhino:Steven Stone gets right back up…

Mark:Shawn Michaels now takes him down with an arm drag…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is working over the arm of Steven Stone…

Mark:Steven Stone is now fighting back up on to his feet… Steven Stone with shots right to the midsection of Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:He is laying in the shots…

Mark:Steven Stone whips Shawn Michaels off in to the ropes… Shawn Michaels comes off the ropes… Back Body Drop!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels staggers back up on to his feet..

Mark:Steven Stone gets Shawn Michaels up on his shoulders… Death Vally Driver!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels dropped right on his head…

Mark:Steven Stone covers Shawn Michaels 1………………….2……………Kickout by Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:Steven Stone is now taking control of this match up…

Mark:Steven Stone is putting the boots to Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels attempts to get back up and Steven Stone keeps knocking him down…

Mark:Steven Stone pulls Shawn Michaels back up on to his feet… Steven Stone hooks him up… Tiger Bomb!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is in trouble…

Mark:Steven Stone covers Shawn Michaels 1………………2……………..3..No!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels was able to get his shoulder up…

Mark:Steven Stone is looking to put Shawn Michaels away right now…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is struggling…

Mark:Steven Stone kicks Shawn Michaels in the midsection… Powerbomb! No!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels escapes…

Mark:DDT!

Rhino:Both men are down right now…

Mark:Shawn Michaels saved himself right there…

Rhino:Steven Stone has gotten back up…

Mark:Steven Stone pulls Shawn Michaels up on to his feet and whips him off in to the ropes… Shawn Michaels comes off the ropes… Flying Forearm Shot!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels and Steven Stone are both down once again…

Mark:Shawn Michaels Nips Up!

Rhino:Steven Stone staggers back up on to his feet…

Mark:Shawn Michaels with a couple of shots and now nails Steven Stone with an atomic drop!

Rhino:Steven Stone is staggering around dazed…

Mark:Shawn Michaels scoops up and slams Steven Stone down to the canvas…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now climbing up on to the top rope…

Mark:Shawn Michaels comes off the top rope… Flying Elbow Drop!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels hit the elbow drop…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is now tuning up the band…

Rhino:Here comes the superkick…

Mark:Steven Stone staggers back up… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels hit the kick…

Mark:Shawn Michaels covers Steven Stone 1………………..2………………3………… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SHAWN MICHAELS!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels takes out Steven Stone here tonight…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is asking for a microphone…

HBK:So a couple of weeks ago I talked about asking Doug Kinsella to show up at Summertime Blowout… Well… I can tell you right now… At Summertime Blowout… It will be the return of the HEARTBREAK HOTEL! With Doug Kinsella as the Special Guest and we will finally get the answer to the question…

Rhino:I cant wait for the return of the Heartbreak Hotel…

Mark:Should make things interesting next week… As we now get set for our next match up in the Tag Team Title Tournament…

EWA Tag Team Title Tournament Match
Josh Stewart & Big Daddy Ace vs AJ Styles & Bobby Roode

Pa Announcer:This next contest is a EWA Tag Team Title Tournament Match… Introducing first… Team Number One… Weighing in at a combined weight of 455 Pounds… The Team of AJ STYLES & BOBBY ROODE!

(“I Am” plays as AJ Styles & Bobby Roode enter the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponents… Weighing in at a combined weight of 523 Pounds… The Team of JOSH STEWART & BIG DADDY ACE… The ROCKSTAR SYNDICATE!

(“Black Days Begin” plays as Josh Stewart and Big Daddy Ace enter the arena…)

Mark:This is the first time seeing Big Daddy Ace in an EWA Ring since his showdown with William McConnell a few months ago…

Rhino:He looks to be in good shape…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace starts things out with Bobby Roode… Big Daddy Ace goes for a right hand and Bobby Roode backs away…

Rhino:Bobby Roode is telling the referee to back Big Daddy Ace away…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace goes after Bobby Roode and Bobby Roode with a cheap shot…

Rhino:He nailed Big Daddy Ace with a thumb right to the eye…

Mark:Bobby Roode with a side headlock in on Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:He is grinding away with that headlock…

Mark:Bobby Roode takes Big Daddy Ace over with the headlock…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is trying to fight back up on to his feet…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace fights his way back up on to his feet… Big Daddy Ace shoves Bobby Roode off in to the ropes… Bobby Roode comes off the ropes… Big Daddy Ace nails him with a back body drop…

Rhino:Bobby Roode is staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace grabs Bobby Roode and sends him off in to the corner…

Rhino:Josh Stewart gets tagged in…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace and Josh Stewart send Bobby Roode off in to the ropes… Double Hiptoss!

Rhino:Nice double team right there…

Mark:Josh Stewart covers Bobby Roode 1…………..2……….Kickout by Bobby Roode…

Rhino:Bobby Roode is making his way back up on to his feet…

Mark:Josh Stewart with chops across the chest of Bobby Roode…

Rhino:He is lighting up his chest…

Mark:Josh Stewart whips Bobby Roode off in to the ropes… STO!

Rhino:Bobby Roode is trying to get back up…

Mark:Josh Stewart charges and nails Bobby Roode with a Swinging Neckbreaker! Josh Stewart covers Bobby Roode 1………………2………….Kickout by Bobby Roode…

Rhino:Bobby Roode is trying to get back up…

Mark:Josh Stewart comes off the ropes…

Rhino:Look Out!

Mark:AJ Styles just kicked Josh Stewart right in the back of the head…

Rhino:He caught him off guard with that kick…

Mark:Bobby Roode charges and nails him with a running lariat…

Rhino:Bobby Roode now seems a bit more fired up…

Mark:Bobby Roode putting the boots to Josh Stewart…

Rhino:He is really laying in the boots…

Mark:Bobby Roode tags in AJ Styles…

Rhino:Bobby Roode is pulling Josh Stewart back up on to his feet…

Mark:Springboard Clothesline! By AJ Styles…

Rhino:Nice move right there…

Mark:AJ Styles covers Bobby Roode 1………………….2…………………Kickout by Josh Stewart…

Rhino:Josh Stewart is now the one struggling to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:AJ Styles charges at Josh Stewart and nails him with a Running Enziguri!

Rhino:He caught him right in the back of the head…

Mark:AJ Styles covers Josh Stewart again 1……………….2…………Kickout again by Josh Stewart…

Rhino:Bobby Roode gets tagged back in…

Mark:AJ Styles and Bobby Roode whip Josh Stewart off in to the ropes… Double Dropkick!

Rhino:Nice double team move there by AJ Styles and Bobby Roode…

Mark:Bobby Roode covers Josh Stewart 1……………………2……………3…No!

Rhino:Josh Stewart was able to kick out…

Mark:You can see that Big Daddy Ace wants to get back in to this match up…

Rhino:Bobby Roode is waiting for Josh Stewart to get back up…

Mark:Bobby Roode scoops up and slams Josh Stewart down to the canvas…

Rhino:AJ Styles gets tagged back in…

Mark:AJ Styles is up on the top rope.. Flying Splash! Connects by AJ Styles…

Rhino:Josh Stewart really is in trouble right now…

Mark:AJ Styles covers Josh Stewart 1…………………2………………..3……..NO! Big Daddy Ace comes in and breaks it up…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace wasnt going to let this fight go and he is going to keep his team alive…

Mark:AJ Styles is now going to the outside on the ring apron…

Rhino:Josh Stewart is trying to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:AJ Styles is looking to do some damage here…

Rhino:Josh Stewart looks to be out of it…

Mark:AJ Styles is going to fly… Springboard! RETURN OF THE STEW!

Rhino:Hell of a counter right there by Josh Stewart…

Mark:He hit that 720 Round House Kick as AJ Styles came off the ropes…

Rhino:Both men are down right now…

Mark:They both need to make a tag…

Rhino:AJ Styles tags in Bobby Roode…

Mark:Josh Stewart is about to tag in Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace really wants the tag…

Mark:Bobby Roode pulls Josh Stewart back away from the corner…

Rhino:Josh Stewart was a half a foot away from tagging in Big Daddy Ace…

Mark:Bobby Roode whips Josh Stewart off in to the ropes… SPINEBUSTER! NO! DDT!

Rhino:Hell of a counter right there…

Mark:Both men are down…

Rhino:This is the moment where Josh Stewart needs to make the tag…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is reaching out…

Rhino:AJ Styles is tagged in…

Mark:Josh Stewart Makes The Tag!

Rhino:Business is now about to pick up…

Mark:AJ Styles goes for a right hand… Big Daddy Ace blocks and just lays in the right hands to AJ Styles…

Rhino:He is just hammering him with shots…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace whips AJ Styles off in to the ropes… Powerslam!

Rhino:AJ Styles is staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace scoops up AJ Styles… Running Powerslam!

Rhino:AJ Styles is in trouble…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers AJ Styles 1…………………2……………3……..NO!

Rhino:Bobby Roode broke it up…

Mark:The referee is trying to get Bobby Roode out of the ring…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is lining up AJ Styles…

Mark:Wait a second…

Rhino:What is CM Punk doing?

Mark:CM Punk just hit Big Daddy Ace in the back of the head with a nightstick…

Rhino:Where did he come from?

Mark:Im not sure…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is out…

Mark:CM Punk escapes through the crowd… AJ Styles falls on top of Big Daddy Ace 1…………………..2…………………….3…………….NO!

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace was able to get his shoulder up…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace some how got his shoulder up right there…

Rhino:Bobby Roode is in the ring…

Mark:Josh Stewart is back in the ring as well… Josh Stewart charges and takes Bobby Roode out of the ring…

Rhino:They are brawling on the outside of the ring…

Mark:AJ Styles is now up on the top rope…

Rhino:AJ Styles is going to fly…

Mark:SPIRAL TAP! NO!

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace moved out of the way…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is back up…

Rhino:AJ Styles staggers up…

Mark:ACE CRUSHER! Big Daddy Ace covers AJ Styles 1…………………2…………….3………… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here are your winners BIG DADDY ACE and JOSH STEWART!

Rhino:What a tag team match up this was…

Mark:AJ Styles and Bobby Roode are now one loss away from being eliminated from the tournament…

Rhino:I want to know why CM Punk came out and interfered…

Mark:Hopefully we will find out why… But its now time to determine a new Number One Contender for the EWA Total Impact Championship…

Number One Contenders Match for the EWA Total Impact Championship
Randy Orton vs PyroManiAxe

Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Number One Contenders Match for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing first…From St. Louis, Missouri… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… RANDY ORTON!

(“Voices” Plays as Randy Orton enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Lotus Pod… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… PYROMANIAXE!

(“Assassins” plays as PyroManiAxe enters the arena…)

Mark:Randy Orton locks up with PyroManiAxe… PyroManiAxe backs him up in to the corner and just lays in shots to Randy Orton…

Rhino:PyroManiAxe’s fists are flying…

Mark:He is laying in rights and lefts… PyroManiAxe whips Randy Orton off in to the farside corner…

Rhino:Randy Orton is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Round House Kick!

Rhino:That took Randy Orton off of his feet…

Mark:PyroManiAxe covers Randy Orton 1…………..2………..Kickout by Randy Orton…

Rhino:Randy Orton is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:PyroManiAxe nails Randy Orton with a couple of more shots and nails him with a swinging neckbreaker… PyroManiAxe covers Randy Orton again 1……………2……….Kickout by Randy Orton…

Rhino:PyroManiAxe is waiting for Randy Orton to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:PyroManiAxe hooks up Randy Orton… Suplex! No!

Rhino:Randy Orton escapes the suplex…

Mark:Randy Orton shoves PyroManiAxe off in to the corner…

Rhino:PyroManiAxe is staggering backwards…

Mark:Dropkick! By Randy Orton…

Rhino:That knocked PyroManiAxe out of the ring…

Mark:Randy Orton is now going out after PyroManiAxe…

Rhino:He is looking to do some damage to PyroManiAxe on the outside of the ring…

Mark:Randy Orton whips PyroManiAxe… PyroManiAxe with a reversal sending Randy Orton right in to the steel steps…

Rhino:That didnt go as Randy Orton had hoped…

Mark:PyroManiAxe grabs Randy Orton and drives him right in to the steel steps…

Rhino:Randy Orton is now staggering back up…

Mark:PyroManiAxe whips Randy Orton back in to the ring… PyroManiAxe covers Randy Orton 1……………2…………Kickout by Randy Orton…

Rhino:PyroManiAxe is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:Randy Orton is staggering back up on to his feet…

Rhino:PyroManiAxe is going to fly…

Mark:Flying Crossbody! No!

Rhino:Randy Orton moved out of the way…

Mark:PyroManiAxe crashed and burned right there…

Rhino:And not the way that he enjoys…

Mark:PyroManiAxe staggers back up on to his feet… Randy Orton hooks him up… Inverted Backbreaker!

Rhino:Nice move right there…

Mark:Randy Orton covers PyroManiAxe 1………………2………………Kickout by PyroManiAxe…

Rhino:Randy Orton is now slowly stomping away at PyroManiAxe…

Mark:He is just stomping each part of the body of PyroManiAxe…

Rhino:Randy Orton is really doing a number to him right now…

Mark:PyroManiAxe is struggling to get back up on to his feet… Randy Orton whips PyroManiAxe off in to the ropes… Dropkick!

Rhino:He caught him square in the jaw right there…

Mark:Randy Orton covers PyroManiAxe 1……………….2…………3……..NO!

Rhino:PyroManiAxe was able to get his shoulder up…

Mark:PyroManiAxe is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Randy Orton is stalking PyroManiAxe…

Mark:It looks like he is going in for the kill right now…

Rhino:PyroManiAxe looks to be out on his feet…

Mark:Randy Orton lines him up… RKO! NO! PyroManiAxe shoves him off in to the ropes…

Rhino:Randy Orton is coming off the ropes…

Mark:Superkick!

Rhino:Randy Orton is dazed…

Mark:Chokeslam!

Rhino:PyroManiAxe drove him right in to the mat with that chokeslam…

Mark:PyroManiAxe covers Randy Orton 1………………..2……………3……..NO!

Rhino:Close nearfall…

Mark:Randy Orton is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:PyroManiAxe is lining him up…

Mark:SPEAR!

Rhino:This could be it right here and now…

Mark:PyroManiAxe covers Randy Orton 1……………….2……………3………… NO!

Rhino:So very close right there…

Mark:Randy Orton barely got his shoulder up…

Rhino:PyroManiAxe is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:PyroManiAxe is going to fly… SWANTON BOMB! NO!

Rhino:Randy Orton moved out of the way…

Mark:PyroManiAxe is staggering back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Randy Orton is back up…

Mark:RKO!

Rhino:Randy Orton hit it…

Mark:Randy Orton covers PyroManiAxe 1…………………2……………..3…………….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner RANDY ORTON!

Rhino:Randy Orton is the Number One Contender for the EWA Total Impact Championship…

Mark:It will be Randy Orton and Lone Jobber next week for the EWA Total Impact Championship… And speaking of Lone Jobber its time to see him in action…

Non Title Match
Lone Jobber vs $tewie Franchize

Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is a Non Title Match set for one fall… Introducing first…From Manhattan, New York… Weighing in at 242 Pounds… $TEWIE FRANCHIZE!

(“Power” plays as $tewie Franchize enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… The EWA Total Impact Champion…El Presidente LONE JOBBER!

(“Shut Your Mouth” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)

Mark:$tewie Franchize nails Lone Jobber with right hands as we start off this match up…

Rhino:He is laying in the shots…

Mark:The EWA Total Impact Champion Lone Jobber fires back with right hands of his own…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is laying them in…

Mark:Lone Jobber whips $tewie Franchize off in to the ropes… $tewie Franchize comes off the ropes… Lone Jobber goes for a clothesline… $tewie Franchize ducks it…

Rhino:$tewie Franchize spins Lone Jobber around…

Mark:Over the Head Belly to Belly Suplex!

Rhino:That sent him across the ring…

Mark:$tewie Franchize covers Lone Jobber 1………………2………..Kickout by Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:$tewie Franchize now hooks up Lone Jobber… T-Bone Suplex!

Rhino:Nice suplex right there…

Mark:$tewie Franchize covers Lone Jobber again 1……………….2…………..Kickout again by the EWA Total Impact Champion…

Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:$tewie Franchize whips Lone Jobber off in to the ropes… Spinebuster!

Rhino:He drives him right in to the mat…

Mark:$tewie Franchize covers Lone Jobber again 1……………….2………..Kickout again by Lone Jobber…

Rhino:$tewie Franchize is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:Lone Jobber has staggered back up on to his feet and staggers back in to the ropes…

Rhino:$tewie Franchize is now caught on the top rope…

Mark:Lone Jobber is now climbing up on to the top rope… Hurricanranna! By Lone Jobber!

Rhino:Nice move right there by the EWA Total Impact Champion…

Mark:Lone Jobber covers $tewie Franchize 1……………..2…………Kickout by $tewie Franchize…

Rhino:Both men are getting back up on to their feet…

Mark:Lone Jobber with a couple of chops across the chest of $tewie Franchize…

Rhino:He is laying them in…

Mark:Lone Jobber kicks $tewie Franchize in the midsection… Heritage!

Rhino:Lone Jobber hit it…

Mark:Lone Jobber covers $tewie Franchize again 1………………..2…………..Kickout by $tewie Franchize…

Rhino:$tewie Franchize is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Lone Jobber is waiting for $tewie Franchize to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Lone Jobber has $tewie Franchize lined up…

Mark:LOW CARD KICK! NO!

Rhino:$tewie Franchize ducked the kick…

Mark:Small Package! 1……………………2…………………3……….NO!

Rhino:Lone Jobber was able to kick out…

Mark:Both men are now trying to get back up…

Rhino:$tewie Franchize is lining him up…

Mark:Executive Action! No!

Rhino:Lone Jobber fights out of it…

Mark:Lone Jobber shoves $tewie Franchize off in to the ropes… LOW CARD KICK!

Rhino:Lone Jobber got all of that kick right there…

Mark:$tewie Franchize is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is looking to put $tewie Franchize away…

Mark:$tewie Franchize turns around… THE GIMMICK!

Rhino:Lone Jobber hit it…

Mark:Lone Jobber covers $tewie Franchize 1……………….2………………3……….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LONE JOBBER!

Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion with a strong victory here tonight heading in to Summertime Blowout…

Mark:Lone Jobber rolls on…

(Static Plays as Footage Begins to air on Hardcore Theatre)

Sometimes all it takes is a little effort.

The FTEWA World Tour has been everything I knew it would be. I’ve wrestled and defended the Fuck the EWA World Heavyweight Championship in five countries on three continents – More than the EWA has done in the last two years. A variety of challengers have stepped up for a shot at the strap and each one has given everything they had – Though they’ve all come up short. Whether it was Cibern├ętico in Mexico City, Robert Thorpe in London, or Ryuji Hijikata in Tokyo, no one has been able to put me down long enough to make it count.

It’s not just been about defending the belt. After my encounter with Thorpe in London where he stretched my body in directions it really wasn’t meant to go, I gave second thoughts to my in-ring arsenal. My first few days in Japan were spent training with some of the best technicians in the country if not the world where I came across the move known as the Nagata Lock III – Or as I prefer to call it, the Bitter End. Let’s just say I’ve quickly made use of it.

(Static Plays as Footage Fades to Black)

Lone Jobber:You Son of a Bitch!

Mark:Lone Jobber is pissed… We will see you at Summertime Blowout! Good Night Everyone!

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