(Earlier Today) Paul Heyman:Ladies and Gentlemen, My Name is Paul Heyman and I am the advocate for the man who will tonight make the BIGGEST Impact on the Extreme Wrestling Alliance, that man’s name is Jeremy Johnson. And my client will Jeremy Johnson will CONQUER the 2014 May-Hem Rumble, like my other Client, BRRROOOCCCKKK LESSSNAR,
(Camera Feed is now in Triple H’s Office) Ace:So I am here, what the hell do you want with me now? HHH:Did my assistant forget to call you? Ace:What do you mean? HHH:I have nothing for you tonight… Ace:What do you mean you have nothing for me? HHH:Tonights too busy and I had no time
Mark:We are live in St. Louis, Missouri… This is Monday Night Madness… (“Boy Toy” plays in the arena as out walks Shawn Michaels…) Rhino:This wasnt in the format… Mark:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion Shawn Michaels is in the building and hes standing on the stage with a microphone in his hand and I guess we
Mark:Welcome everyone to Green Bay, Wisconsin… Welcome to Sabotage! Rhino:Oh man this is going to be an interesting night Mark… Mark:Oh yes it will be… As in our Main Event this evening it will be for the first time in years The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels defending the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… And he will
Mark:We are live in Portland, Oregon and this is Wednesday Night Xtreme… Rhino we are coming off what was a tremendous Extreme Bowl and we are gearing up for Sabotage at the end of the month… Rhino:Extreme Bowl was tremendous which included the crowning of a Brand New EWA World Heavyweight Champion in Shawn Michaels…
Mark:We are live at Safeco, Field in Seattle… We are in front of 68,451 Fans… This is the Extreme Bowl and this is an amazing site to see Rhino… Rhino:It sure is… Mark:We usually save our big stadium shows for Glory but the EWA has out done themselves tonight for the Extreme Bowl… Rhino:Oh hell
Mark:We are live in Dallas, Texas… This is NIGHTMARE on EWA Boulevard! Rhino:Oh man the first big event of 2014… This should be a hell of a night… Mark:It is shaping up to be an interesting night that is for damn sure as tonight we have two huge exciting matches that will sure get people
Mark:We are live in Austin, Texas for our first event of the year Rhino and things are already interesting in 2014 here in the Extreme Wrestling Alliance… Rhino:Oh My Goodness they are… Mark:To start with the EWA World Heavyweight Champion is the one and only Omega… Rhino:Oh Yes he is… Mark:Omega is promising at some
