Mark:Welcome everyone to the Edward James Dome and Welcome to eWa Tuesday Night Carnage…I am Mark… He is Rhino and what a night of action we have in store for everyone here tonight… Our Main Event is for the eWa Undisputed Championship in a Ladder Match… As William McConnell defends against Big Daddy Ace… Rhino:That
Mark:Welcome to the grand daddy of all events… Welcome to our big show… Welcome to Glory… As you can see we are dressed up for the occassion… Rhino:This is the only time you will ever see me in a tuxedo… Mark:Dont get any food on it… We have to return it tomorrow… Rhino:Too Late… Mark:Anyhow,
Mark:Well, it is Labor Day Weekend, which means it is the end of Summer…Which is why tonight the eWa is holding one more final bash here tonight in Tampa, Florida as we present Summertime Blowout… Rhino:I am in a party mood Mark… Mark:You are just here to eat food… Rhino:Well… Yeah… Pass the Purgdogs… Mark:Besides
OMEGA: Fuckers everywhere bow down to your lord and master. You know who the hell I am. This piece of shit next to me is resident jobber Al Snow. AL SNOW: But I don’t job anymore! Not as often as I did before! OMEGA: I’ll fix that if ya push me. We’re here in London,
Mark:Welcome everyone to the Cow Palace here in San Francisco, California… Welcome to Tuesday Night Carnage and what a main event we have for everyone here tonight…As Triple H puts the World Heavyweight Championship on the line against… Well we dont know yet… Rhino:Omega has decide to screw with Triple H and he wanted someone
Mark:Welcome everyone to Death Valley as we are on the Highway to Hell here tonight… Tonight we are going to see two men try to survive the heat in a Last Man Standing Match Up… As we will see Shawn Michaels and John Stevens battle it out… Rhino:The rematch is upon us… And it is
Mark:Welcome everyone to the World’s Most Famous Arena… Welcome to eWa Tuesday Night Carnage… And what a night of action we have in store for everyone… Rhino:This is going to be a wild night… Mark:Speaking of wild… Our Main Event is going to be wild… Its going to be Triple H and Subway… One on
OMEGA: What’s up fuckers? Yeah, stop sweatin’ me. I’ve decided to pay you and everyone else a visit as Christmas comes six months early because I let dumb ass Purgatory book. Welcome to Christmas In July. You wasn’t in my house before, but now that you are, take yo fuckin’ shoes off. ‘Tis the season
Mark:Welcome Everyone to Tournament of Champions 2004… Welcome to Boston, Mass and what a line up we have for everyone here tonight Rhino… Rhino:Tonight we are going to find out the greatest champion of them all is… Mark:Our Main Event will feature all four Singles Champions in a One Fall to a Finish Match up…
Mark:Welcome everyone to Wednesday Night Xtreme here in Seattle, Washington… And what a night of action we have lined up for everyone here tonight… Our main event is going to be a Hell in a Cell World Heavyweight Championship Match… As Triple H defends against Big Daddy Ace… Rhino:Can Big Daddy Ace take out The
Mark:Welcome everyone to Miami, Florida… Welcome everyone to Beach Brawl 2004… I am Mark… He is Rhino… And what a night of action we have for everyone here tonight… Rhino:Its a Battle For The Gold… And you know with Triple H involved… It will be very interesting… Mark:Triple H… Raven… Johnny Legion will be challenging
OMEGA: What up, fuckers? Live and direct from mothafuckin’ Tampa, it’s EWA’s first annual Summertime Barbecue. I’m the baddest mothafuckah on the planet and if you see this, you see the best thing goin’ in the EWA today up on the screen live on Hardcore Theater. Yo Sid, yo family have a cook out? SID:
