AL SNOW: Hello! Welcome to….another football place? Well, welcome to the site of the 2003 Pro Bowl! Welcome to Aloha Stadium in Honolulu, Hawaii! I’m Al Snow and alongside me? The EWA President. Omega, how’s things? OMEGA: Lookin’ at all those women shakin’ in their grass skirts. What the hell? Get the fat bitches outta
Mark:Welcome everyone to Thursday Night Chaos… We are here in Louisville, Kentucky… And we have some great matches line up for everyone here tonight… Isn’t that right Rhino? Rhino:I agree with you… We have some matches that could be off the charts here tonight… Mark:Will Raven be able to complete his Destiny? We will find
Mark:Welcome everyone to Toronto, Ontario… Welcome to eWa Tuesday Night Carnage… My name is Mark… His name is Rhino… And what a night of action do we have here tonight Rhino… Rhino:Yeah it is shaping up to be one interesting night of action… Mark:Our Main Event is for the World Heavyweight Championship as Triple H
Mark:Welcome everyone to Boston, Mass… Welcome everyone to Defiance… I am Mark… My partner of course as always Rhino… Rhino:Yes I am, I am Rhino… And this has shaped up to be one hell of an event… Mark:Our main event is going to be for the eWa World Heavyweight Championship, as Triple H defends his
AL SNOW: Hello, everyone! Welcome to Foxboro, Massachusetts! Welcome to Gillette Stadium! Welcome to NO CHANCE! I’m Al Snow and of course, Omega’s back to oversee things. OMEGA: NO CHANCE has already started. AL SNOW: What do you mean? OMEGA: Exactly what I fuckin’ said, jackass. Can’t you fuckin’ hear or did that whole Extreme
Mark:Welcome everyone to a jammed pack addition of eWa Tuesday Night Carnage… We are live here in Seattle, Washington…And what a night we have for everyone tonight Rhino… Rhino:Yes we have a jammed packed show… As it has been said… Its One Champion, One Challenger, One More Time… Mark:That is what is being used to
Mark:Welcome everyone to the Cow Palace… Welcome to Extreme Bowl 2004… We are here live for the next few hours providing you with tons of great EWA Action… I am Mark and I am alongside as always by my partner in crime Rhino… Rhino:This is going to be one special night Mark… I can feel
Mark:Welcome everyone to Philips Arena here in Atlanta, Ga… And welcome to eWa Tuesday Night Carnage… I am Mark and alongside with my tag team partner… Rhino:R-H-I-N-O! Mark:And we are here for the next few hours bringing you some exciting action… Rhino:Yes we are… We have some great matches lined up… Mark:Oh yes we do…
AL SNOW: Welcome to Washington, DC everyone! Welcome to The Killing Field! I’m Al Snow along with Omega…. OMEGA: Your EWA World Heavyweight Champion. AL SNOW: Huh? OMEGA: You heard me, bitch. AL SNOW: Okay. I’m with Omega to bring you the first-ever call for the EWA’s branch off monthly card! Think Joe Gibbs coming
Mark:Welcome everyone to Dallas, Texas… Welcome to a special eWa Thursday Night Chaos… And what one hell of a night we have in store for everyone… Rhino:Yes we do Mark… We have some outstanding matches… With a lot of matches that have a lot at stake here tonight… Mark:Our Main Event is going to be
Mark:Welcome everyone to Nightmare on eWa Boulevard… Welcome to what should be one hell of a night… I am Mark and calling the action along side with me tonight is the man just simply known as Rhino… Rhino:Marky Mark… Im ready for what should be one hell of a night of action… Mark:The week coming
Mark:Welcome everyone to eWa Tuesday Night Carnage live here in Miami… And what a show we have got for you all here tonight… Rhino:Mark this show has shaped up to be one of the best shows we have had in a long time… Mark:Yes it has… Many good matches… Which includes our Main Event… Which
