Mark:Welcome everyone to the Sold Out Staples Center in Los Angeles, Ca… Welcome to eWa Extreme Assault… And of course by now… You know who I am… And that is Mark… Alongside with my partner… Not of choice… But my partner anyhow… Rhino… Rhino:Your not my first choice either Mark… Mark:But anyhow tonight… In a
Mark:Welcome everyone to Detroit, Michigan… And Welcome to an nWo Presentation of eWa Tuesday Night Breakdown… Live tonight… Rhino:Let me do my own intro… I am Rhino… The Man who hates DX… And a Man who cant get enough of food… Mark:And of course I am Mark… And tonight… We have a huge World Title
Mark:Welcome everyone to the city of Brotherly Love… Welcome to Philadelphia, Pa… Welcome to eWa SABOTAGE… Hello once again… I am Mark… Alongside… Is the man who loves coming to Philly for the cheese steaks… RHINO… Rhino:That is my favorite part of the trip… The food… Mark:But tonight… We got great action for you… Tonight
Mark:Welcome everyone to the Georgia Dome… Welcome to Atlanta Georgia… The site of Wednesday Night Massacre… I am Mark as always… Rhino:And as always I am Rhino… The man who carries this broadcast on his back every single week… Mark:Well anyhow… With that said… Tonight should be one hell of an event… As tonight The
Mark:Welcome to Las Vegas, Nevada… And Welcome to eWa WARPATH… I am Mark and alongside with me is the man known as Rhino… Rhino:Yes it is I… Rhino… A full fledge Hot Dog Eater… Mark:Well thats a given… But tonight… Chris Jericho tries to take home the eWa World Heavweight Title… As he takes on
Mark:Welcome everyone to Greenville, South Carolina… And Welcome to THURSDAY NIGHT TERROR… Im am Mark alongside as always with the man who likes to piss off Triple H just as much as he likes to eat… RHINO… Rhino:WOOOOOOOOO… Mark:Well tonight we have some great action for you as the eWa World Heavyweight Title will be
Mark:Welcome everyone… To the site where this years Winter Olympics are being held… Rhino:THE CANADIANS SHOULD HAVE WON… Mark:Well that is true… But this is EXTREME BOWL 2002… Live From Salt Lake City… As you all know I am the man behind the microphone…I am Mark… Alongside… The Fan who hasnt won any gold… Rhino…
Mark:Welcome to Las Vegas…And Welcome to SLAUGHTER HOUSE…I am Mark… Alongside… The Man known as Rhino… Rhino:Yep I am Rhino… Thats Rhino with an I not Y like the other one is fighting tonight… Mark:Well tonight… Its gonna be a Slaughter House… As we have the first ever Slaughter House Match between Rob Parks… Shane
Mark:Welcome everyone to the big easy… Here in New Orleans… The site of this years superbowl… And the home to eWa Tuesday Night Carnage…I am Mark as always… Rhino:AND I AM RHINO… Mark:You didnt need to be so loud… Rhino:I KNOW… I CANT HELP IT… Mark:Well tonight we have some great action including the eWa
Mark:Welcome everyone to Long Island, New York… Welcome to eWa Nightmare on eWa Boulveard… Once again as always… I am the man known as Mark… Alongside with my tag team partner… Rhino… Rhino:Yes that is me… Rhino, The man who has carried you all the way from the hotel to the arena… Mark:Well tonight… Our