Dead End 2003

Mark:Welcome everyone to Cincinnati,Ohio and welcome to DEAD END… We are live tonight with what should be a very interesting evening of competition.. Rhino:Yeah this should be one hell of a night Mark… I cant wait… Mark:Our Main Event is a Death Drop Table Match for the eWa Undisputed Championship… As The Ultimate Warrior challenges

Extreme Bowl 2003

Mark:Welcome everyone to the Lovely… San Diego, Ca… For Extreme Bowl 2003…We are live tonight… With the Third Annual Extreme Bowl… I am Mark and I am alongside with Rhino… And what a night we have for you tonight… Tell them about it Rhino… Rhino:Man we have Extreme Death… Iron Man… And Triple Tier Cage…

Nightmare on EWA Boulevard 2003

(The Arena goes dark to start the show… Pyro Goes off in the arena as the show starts) Mark:Welcome everyone to Nightmare on eWa Boulevard… Its a Tradition in the eWa and let it continue… Tradition is a key part in any wrestling federation and the eWa has lots of Traditon… As Tonight the FTW

Syn 2003

Mark:Welcome everyone to the Thomas and Mack Center here in Las Vegas… As we are live tonight with eWa SYN… Rhino:Man Mark, this is going to be a great night… I can feel it… Mark:So Can I… And what a Main Event match up we have tonight… The Undisputed Championship is going to be defended

Hollywood Boulevard’s Chaotic Walk

Mark: Welcome Ladies and Gentleman, boys and girls to one hell of a Pay Per View we got instore for you! Rhino: Tonight we have the Undisputed Championship on the line in a Thirty minute Lumberjack match! We have a Television Tournament match tonight. As well as a FTW Championship match. Mark: Don’t forget we

Total Madness 7-16-02

Omega: What up, damn it! Even technology can’t capture my perfect voice properly. Welcome to TOTAL MADNESS ya punk ass mothafuckahs! It’s the greatest of all time comin’ to ya live from the announce end of the field along with color commentator Purgatory here…. Purgatory: Stand in the back! There’s a hurricane comin’ through! Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa….Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa….

New Years Evil 2002

Mark:Welcome everyone to New Years Evil… As we are going to count you down to the new year… If everything works out… We will pan over to the ball drop… Once our last match is over with… Rhino:Do you hear all of these fans… They arent here for the ball drop… They are here for

Seasons Beatings 2002

Mark:Seasons Greetings everyone… As we are presenting Seasons Beatings here tonight live from Detroit, Mi… We got a great jammed pack show for you all tonight right Rhino… Rhino:From the looks of it… And man I cant wait for Christmas… All The Food… HMMMMMMMM… Mark:Anyhow our main event tonight is a Ladder Match for the

Friday Night Frenzy 12-06-02

Mark:Welcome everyone to Philadelphia, Pa… We are not at the corners of Swanson and Rittner in South Philadelphia… We are live at the First Union Center… For eWa Friday Night Frenzy… Alongside with Rhino… I am Mark and we got some great action for all of you out there tonight… Rhino:Yes… Yes we do… I

Any Given Sunday 11-24-02

Mark:Welcome everyone to Miami, Florida… And welcome to eWa’s Any Given Sunday… And no this is not Football… Its Pro Wrestling at its finest right Rhino… Rhino:Oh Testify my man… Testify… Mark:As tonight our Main Event will be a eWa Total Impact Championship IRON MAN Match… Between two of the greats here in the eWa…

Tuesday Night Carnage 11-12-02

Mark:Welcome everyone to Tuesday Night Carnage… Live From San Francisco, Ca… And what a night of action that we have for you folks here tonight… Our main event is a SledgeHammer Match for the eWa Undisputed World Championship… Between Triple H and Subway… Rhino:That should be a battle… Mark:We also have a vicious triple threat

Halloween Hellraiser 2002

Mark:Welcome everyone… TO HALLOWEEN HELLRAISER… (Sound:Boo Ha Ha Ha) Tonight we have so many exciting matches… Here tonight right Rhino… Rhino:Yep… As everyones favorite Color Guy… And for tonight only… Everyones favorite Count Dracula… We are in for one hell of a night… Mark:Our main event will be a Trick or Treat match between Triple