May-Hem 2015

Mark:The stars are out tonight as the May-Hem is about to begin… We are live in St. Louis, Missouri for May-Hem 2015! Rhino:Have you seen all of the people who are backstage tonight… Mark:We have a locker room full of hungry superstars from the past and present who are looking for one thing and that

Thursday Night Chaos 04-30-15

Mark:Welcome to the land of chaos on a Thursday Night… As this is Thursday Night Chaos and we are here in Mobile, Alabama… Rhino:This should be one of hell of a night this evening… Mark:By the end of the night we will have a new Number One Contender for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship when

Unholy Alliances 2015

Mark:We are live in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania and this is Unholy Alliances! Rhino:Oh man what a night this is going to be Mark… Mark:Oh what a night indeed and before we kick off this show we need to talk about what happened before the show came on the air… Rhino:Yeah we need to fill everyone in

Sabotage 2015

Mark:We have arrived in Houston, Texas… This is Sabotage! (“King of Kings” plays as Triple H walks out on to the stage…) Rhino:Looks like Triple H has made it to Houston for Sabotage… Mark:First time in a few weeks since we have seen Triple H in person… HHH:Are you all happy to see me? (Crowd

Saturday Night Torture 03-07-15

(Footage Filmed Earlier Today) HHH:What do you mean my flight was canceled? Amber:The airline was suffering from mechanical failures and all flights for the day were canceled. HHH:Then get me on another flight. Amber:Everything has been booked up for the day. HHH:What do you mean everything has been booked for the day? Amber:There are no

Extreme Bowl 2015

(Footage Filmed Earlier Today) (Phone Rings) Voice:Im sorry hes not here right now can I take a message? Okay sure, I will let him know. (Phone Rings) Voice:Im sorry, hes stuck in a snow storm right now, can I take a message? Alright, I will let him know that you called… (Knock On The Door)

Nightmare on EWA Boulevard 2015

Mark:We are live in the Worlds Most Famous Arena here in New York City… Welcome to Nightmare on EWA Boulevard! (“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…) Rhino:Looks like we are going to be joined by the EWA World Heavyweight Champion… Mark:He has Megumi Kudo finally back by his side… Rhino:But he

Seasons Beatings 2014

Mark:We have arrived in the City of Brotherly Love… We are in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania… This is the most wonderful time of year Rhino… As it is time for Seasons Beatings… Rhino:Oh man I cant wait for tonight… So much is going to happen tonight and everyone seems to be in the highest of high spirits…

Thursday Night Chaos 11-18-14

Mark:We are here in Providence, Rhode Island… This is Thursday Night Chaos.. Tonight Rhino, the EWA Tag Team Titles will be on the line… Rhino:Yes they will and I can’t wait to see what the EWA Tag Team Champions Damien Sandow and Subway have in store for Colt Cabana and Lone Jobber… Mark:Can Lone Jobber

Halloween Hellraiser 2014

Mark:We are live in Little Rock, Arkansas… This is Halloween Hellraiser! (“King of Kings” plays as Triple H walks in to the arena…) Rhino:I guess we are getting this started early with Triple H… Mark:It looks like the boss has something to say… HHH:Every single week I feel like I need to come out here

Friday Night Frenzy 10-17-14

Mark:We are live in Detroit for the fall out from Glory… This is Friday Night Frenzy! (“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…) Mark:It appears we are going to be joined at the start of the show by the EWA World Heavyweight Champion… Rhino:I wonder what is on his mind… Mark:Looks like

Glory 2014

Mark:Soldier Field is SOLD OUT with 70,372 fans here for what is going to be one of the biggest shows in the history of the Extreme Wrestling Alliance… Ladies and Gentlemen… This is Glory… In case you didnt know my name is Mark… Just like Cher… Just Mark… That man to my right is Rhino…And