Mark:The Unholiest NIght of the Year Has Arrived Rhino as we are live from Pittsburgh, Pa…As tonight we will have no more dispute in the EWA World Heavyweight Championship situation as tonight Triple H takes on Chris Jericho… Rhino:One man will be the Last Man Standing and tonight as you said we will crown a
Mark:The fans in Cleveland, Ohio are excited as The EWA Shop at Shop.eWazone.com presents Sunday Night Smokeout… Rhino tonight we have a jammed packed line up with three huge championship matches… Rhino:Matt Morgan gets his chance to prove that he is the dominant big man as he steps in to the Steel Cage with Lone
Mark:The fans have filed in to the Joe Louis Arena and we are live in Detroit, Michigan for Thursday Night Chaos and Rhino it is going to be one of those nights where people are going to be on the edge of their seats waiting to see the superstars fo the EWA put their bodies
Mark:We are live in Denver, Colorado for EWA Sabotage 2008… Rhino:This is a very unusual start for us… Mark:Right now in the ring we have twelve EWA Divas in the ring right now… Rhino:I am wondering why all of the divas are in the ring… Mark:I am too… But we have been told these twelve
Mark:Welcome to Dallas, Texas… Welcome to Friday Night Frenzy and Rhino we got one hell of a Main Event for everyone tonight… Rhino:Thats right Mark… The Four Men who will be in the Main Event at Sabotage will be in Tonights Main Event as well… Mark:Triple H teams with Christian Cage to take on Justin
Mark:We are live and on the air from Phoenix, Arizona for Tuesday Night Carnage… And Rhino we have a tremendous line up for everyone here tonight which includes our Main Event… Rhino:Thats right our Main Event will be for the EWA Television Championship as Stone Cold Steve Austin tries to take the EWA Television Championship
Mark:We are live at the Cow Palace in San Francisco, Ca… And this is the Extreme Bowl… Rhino we got a stacked Pay Per View Line up here tonight for the Extreme Bowl… Rhino:We do indeed do Mark… Which includes the Main Event… The Triple Tier Cage which we call the Extreme Bowl… Mark:Six Men
Mark:Welcome to The Rose Garden… Welcome to Portland, Oregon for EWA Thursday Night Chaos… And here tonight Rhino…We will crown new EWA Tag Team Champinos… Rhino:That is right as tonight the Nasty Bois and the team of Lone Jobber and Purgatory will do battle to determine which team will walk out with the gold… Mark:Plus
Mark:We are live in Boston for the first Pay Per View Spectacular for Nightmare on EWA Boulevard… As tonight we have a jammed packed show Rhino… Which includes our Main Event… Rhino:That is right its going to be a Falls Count Anywhere… Three Way Dance for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… When Triple H puts
Mark:We are live in Boston for the first Pay Per View Spectacular for Nightmare on EWA Boulevard… As tonight we have a jammed packed show Rhino… Which includes our Main Event… Rhino:That is right its going to be a Falls Count Anywhere… Three Way Dance for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… When Triple H puts
Mark:Welcome to the Home of the New Jersey Devils… Welcome to the Prudential Center here in Newark, NJ… Welcome to Saturday Night Torture… Tonight Rhino we will find out who will challenge Triple H for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship at Nightmare on EWA Boulevard… Rhino:It will be Dangerous D and Big Daddy Ace squaring
Mark:Its 2008 and we are live in Providence, Rhode Island for tonights Thursday Night Chaos… And what a line up we have for everyone here tonight… As in our Main Event…We will see Kurt Angle put the EWA Television Championship on the line against Christian Cage… Rhino:Both men have been on a roll since returning
